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fcntasmas · 11 months
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the thing about ted lasso is it drove up in a bus, slammed right into me, and didn’t even stop to ask if i was okay because tonight’s episode took me by the face and said “our parents aren’t perfect and they never have been and it’s okay to love them the way we did when we were little and still be angry with them for the people they made us into and all we can try to do is be better and lead with the love before the anger” haha
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bloobydabloob · 2 months
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Surfs up ! Spent way too long tweaking these. I give up
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chonnysinferno · 3 days
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something something the ruler of everything something something if you cant read the text it says "organism assembly line" btw
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chubbychiquita · 1 year
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chloegong · 2 months
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hello tumblr I have come to bring you the VILEST THINGS COVER REVEALS AHHHHHHHHH
in case you missed it, there's an excerpt here and yeah I picked it myself for maximum toxic situationship angst
"chloe what about august what about galipei—" they suffer too don't worry we have to leave some suffering for inside the book ok!!! you can preorder a copy now, all links are live for this sequel to show up at ur door on Sept 10th :D
Official Description:
Calla Tuoleimi has succeeded in the impossible. Despite the odds, she has won San-Er’s bloody games and eliminated King Kasa, her tyrant uncle and the former ruler of Talin. She serves now as royal advisor to Kasa’s adopted son, August Shenzhi, who has risen to the throne.
Only Calla knows it isn’t really August.
Anton Makusa is still furious about Calla’s betrayal in the final round of the games. In an impossible feat, he took over August’s body to survive, and has no intention of giving up this newfound power. But when his first love, the beautiful, explosive Otta Avia,��awakens from a years-long coma and reveals a secret that threatens the monarchy’s authority over Talin, chaos erupts. As tensions come to a boiling point, Calla and Anton must set their conflicts aside and head to the kingdom’s far reaches to prevent anarchy… even if their empire might be better off burning.
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jujumighty · 7 months
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They remind me of Calvin and Hobbes if I squint (Sorry for posting this twice I wanted to make a few changes)
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nami-moittli · 6 months
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sillylittlegaymer · 1 month
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Noiseee update!!!! Yayayay
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emmic0n · 7 months
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(posting the fanfic here since I don't have an AO3 account yet) For He's a Jolly good Chess piece
Caine sat in contemplative silence, brainstorming what the next big act should be. When a time-keeping subroutine caught his attention... One of his oldest friends, Kinger, was about to spend his 30th year in the Digital Circus! Humans celebrated anniversaries like this, and Caine was no different. He quickly prepared the stage for a party. The act could wait, his friend needed to be celebrated!
Pomni, Zooble, Gangle, Jax, and Ragatha all found themselves suddenly on-stage. They all braced to endure whatever new act Caine came up with, but instead, Kinger appeared center-stage wearing a birthday hat and a glittering version of his robe. His sudden arrival was signaled with loud, dazzling fireworks, of which he reflexively screamed and cowered from.
Caine himself finally appeared, shouting “Friends! What a wonderful, wonderful day this is! Our friend Kinger,” Caine directed his attention to the regal chess piece, causing them to shrink into their robe out of fear, “is about to have his 30th anniversary here at the digital circus! This is a cause for celebration!”
Caine gave raucous applause as party poppers sounded, streamers flew in from out of nowhere, and a massive banner unfurled reading “Happy 30!! !”. Some of the humans clapped once or twice out of awkwardness, looking at Kinger with pity.
Kinger, meanwhile, stared off into infinity (which was not that much different from his usual expression). Time was but a meaningless slurry to him, but being given an exact reference point was far worse. He had spent almost a majority of his life trapped in a horrible nightmare simulation, a few more years and he'd have been here longer than he had been in the physical world. Realizing this, his already shattered psyche cracked into even smaller pieces. Tears welled in his eyes.
Caine watched his friend cry tears of what could only be joy! What a heartwarming moment it was!
“oh buddy, don't you start getting sentimental on me! If you start crying then I'll start crying!” Caine laughed, “Ha! That was a joke, I don't know how to!”
Ragatha attempted to butt in on Kinger's behalf, “Caine, I don't think Kin-” “Now Then!” Caine interrupted, “Let's party!”
The party consisted of games (that were about as dangerous/painful as Caine's normal acts), Cake (that wasn't edible, let alone tasty), and entertainment (which consisted of Bubble screaming on-stage for 30 straight minutes). As things wound down, Caine announced that gifts would be next!
“So!” Caine said, “what did you all bring for the man of honor?”
A moment of silent confusion passed.
“Caine, we didn't know there was gonna be a party, we didn't have a chance to get gifts.” Pomni said.
“no gifts?!” Caine exclaimed, he clicked his non-existent tongue disapprovingly “how inconsiderate, you should all know better!” His disapproving tone then immediately shifted back into his usual state of manic bombastic-ness, “But don't worry! My gift is so good that It can be from all of us! Kinger!”
The floating ringmaster once again snapped his attention to the chess piece, and once again, Kinger cowered in sheer terror.
“Kinger, my dear, dear friend. Ever since you arrived here, 30 years ago, there has been only one thing you wanted.”
Kinger stopped recoiling, did he dare hope?
“something I have never given you, until today.”
Was he going to get his freedom?
“That's right, I'm granting you your deepest desire-”
This was it! Kinger would be free! He could go home!
“your freeeeee-”
YES! YES! YES!
“-eeeee novelty mug!”
Kinger didn't process what Caine said until the mug materialized in his lap, it read “#100% Kigner” in comic sans.
Kinger never wanted a novelty mug
Kinger never voiced any interest in owning a novelty mug
Kinger had no idea where Caine got the idea that he wanted a novelty mug
after a palpable moment of silence. Kinger just said
“...Thanks, Caine.”
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crocchompers · 4 months
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Ah! This was rushed I was gonna make you a bigger picture with you and the 3 boys but then I realized my iPad died and it have to get some sleep, so instead you get a present of you holding a present, whatever you want is inside MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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(P.S. ignore the way i did your smile I couldn’t find the perfect way to draw your mouth)
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Woah- MERRRY CHRISTMAS!!! I want my 3 silly little bugs for Christmas! Then I'll take them everywhere with me
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echo-goes-mmm · 20 days
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Silas and Wren 2.0 #1
Masterpost
Next
Warnings: implied past non-con, blood
Silas strolled through the markets. He didn’t venture out into human areas often, except to hunt, and these streets were largely unfamiliar to him.
The market was flooded with smells and scents foreign to him. There was all sorts of human food stalls, and some of them intrigued him. But there was no point in wasting money on things he could only taste and would make him nauseous later. Besides, that wasn’t what he was here for.
Silas went deeper into the crowds, breathing in deep. The scent of human despair grew strong with every step, and at the end of the trail would be his goal.
Vampires did not keep slaves. It was a point of pride that they hunted every night; a valued skill to be able to rule the streets and feed a nest without a single death.
But Silas lived by himself, and in the shadow of a much bigger nest of vampires, ever since his father had exiled him.
His territory was tiny, as to not offend their generosity, and he was tired of being so utterly alone. A companion that could talk and think would be welcome; almost like he had a home den again.
Regular meals would also be nice. A single human could supply him easily without putting him in the sights of the ruling nest.
And he’d be rescuing the human from slavery, treating them well like their masters didn’t. Surely that would be a handsome enough reward for their blood. Merciful, even.
Three birds, one stone.
He pinpointed the slavehouse by scent before he saw it. Despair and dread filtered towards him, as strong as any rancid perfume. It was a disturbing smell, one that made his stomach flip with anxiety.
The building was large, and sounded busy. Chatter and the sound of iron against stone reached his ears. 
A salesperson met him at the door, smiling at first, and then his face fell when he saw Silas’s eyes.
No human had slit pupils.
“Hello, sir! What can I help you with today?” Silas smiled at him, as was polite, and the salesman shifted uncomfortably.
“I’m looking for a companion,” he said quietly, trying to make up for frightening him.
“Certainly, any gender preferences?” Silas hadn’t thought of that. In all his research about caring for a human, he didn’t consider gender. Maybe he’d relate more to a man?
“A man, please.”
“Right this way, sir.” The salesman led him through the warehouse, passing by rows of chained slaves. They seemed organized by category of work, then sex. Interesting.
“Forgive me,” said the man, “but I wasn’t aware vampires had slaves. I don’t mean to imply anything untoward of course.”
“We don’t.”
“I see. Well, here is our lovely collection of bedfellows. I’m sure one will be to your taste- er, preference.” 
Silas’s stomach turned icy. He hadn’t meant sexual companionship. He scanned the row of slaves, all of them chained to the floor by the ankle. They looked miserable. The smell of fear was at its peak here in this awful section.
Now that he thought about it, maybe this was for the best. One less person stuck in sexual slavery. 
Now who would he buy?
Slowly, he made his way down the line of men. They all had different appearances, clearly meant to “appeal” to different people. But it didn’t matter how they looked, Silas was interested in the scent of their blood. It was only fair, he couldn’t buy all of them. 
Even if he still had access to his father’s money, he couldn’t afford it.
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This buyer looked different. Strange. He couldn’t place it until he saw the flash of the man’s fangs. A vampire. 
He’d never heard of a vampire owning anybody. It was usually catch-and-release, right?
The vampire wasn’t looking at them quite like a regular buyer. It was a good moment before he realized the vampire was smelling them.
He shuddered, and the vampire’s gaze turned on him.
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None of them smelled particularly appealing, until he came to the end of the row. This one was small and looked tired. 
Poor thing.
But he smelled delightful, and Silas was interested. However, there was only one way to be sure he tasted as good as he smelled.
He bent down and murmured to the slave. “Just relax. This won’t hurt, I promise.”
The slave looked up at him, his honey-brown eyes wide.
“Would you mind if I took a sample?” The salesperson looked nervous at the request. “Just a taste,” he reassured him. “Not even an ounce.”
The salesman nodded, too terrified to refuse.
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Oh god. The vampire was going to drink from him. 
Please don’t let it hurt. Please, god. 
The vampire cupped his cheek and gently but firmly tilted his head to expose his neck. He screwed his eyes shut.
“Relax,” said the vampire, and he tried his best to obey him. The vampire kissed his neck, a mere brush of his soft lips, and he felt a strange tingling sensation on the little patch of skin. Venom, probably.
He felt the vampire’s cool breath, and then a slight scrape of what was surely the tips of his fangs.
But instead of a stabbing pain, he only felt a mild pressure. A slight tug and some trickling warmth told him he had, in fact, been bitten. 
He gasped as the blood left him, his heart pounding as the vampire swallowed it down.
The vampire pulled away after a moment, licking his lips, and he tried not to flinch at the sight of red on the man’s mouth.
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His blood was even better than Silas could have guessed. Deep and rich, with a hint of sweetness. Utterly delicious.
And if this was how good he was mistreated, how amazing would he be healthy?
He wiped away the excess drops from the slave’s neck, licking them off his thumb. He stood.
“I’ll take this one.”
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training-trio-irl · 1 year
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Let’s end this. Together.
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thomas-mvller · 7 months
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Cody Gakpo (48') Dominik Szoboszlai (70') Diogo Jota (89') Liverpool FC | 3 - 1 | Leicester City ᵉᶠˡ ᶜᵃʳᵃᵇᵃᵒ ᶜᵘᵖ ⁻ ᵗʰᶦʳᵈ ʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ
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eggoodlez · 6 months
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@leva-prava ignore the fact I rendered ranboo and tommy completely differently xd
THE DREAM WALKER !!! CHAPTER 6 (this is funny to me w/o context)
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thought--bubble · 3 months
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WooHoo!
Since i am a dork and hitting 300 followers made me super excited and I love all of the people that interact with me I wanted to do something a little fun so... below are the fics where someone has asked for a Pt.2 or Pt. 3 Be it comments asks or messages (I've been keeping track because i'm weird lmao) and if you like this I will do it again!
So whichever one gets the most votes I am going to write a Pt2 or Pt.3! hehehe
(Links to fics & Sequel hints under the cut)
(Setting this for a week so I have time to finish what I'm currently working on before starting whichever wins. LOL)
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Prized Possession (Dark Aemond X Maid of Betrothed)
Mine to Claim (Dark Aemond X Commoner)
The Monster in your Fairytale (Old South AU Aemond X Southern Belle)
She Brings The Darkness (Michael X Goth Classmate)
If I Had The Love I Needed(Will X Friend)(Mini-Series)
Right Place Wrong Time (Mini -Series) (Dark Aemond X Out of World OFC)
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Sequel hints
Prized Posession- Shall we continue?
Mine to Claim - Aemond moves you into the red keep as the new seamstress now what?
The Monster in your Fairytale - Aemond Vs Daddy
She Brings the Darkness - Michael's Revenge
If I had the Love I Needed - Life on the Run
Right Place, Wrong Time - Isolation and Stimulation
Banner & Divider by @arcielee
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kithtaehyung · 5 months
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🍊 welcome to the neighborhood: a 3tan server! 🍊
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what is this? an 18+ discord server where all the 3tannies can hang out, talk about the same interests, and discuss the three tangerines series :D
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🍊 what are some things to expect?
general chats about anything and everything!
3tan specific chats (including a theory chat) separated by volumes of the series
a reader's room where people can reread parts together and talk!
jimin's house, where we all gather for things like concerts, holidays, and other random bangtan events in the future :))
....a chat just for bro that was totally requested and has now flourished into even having a fun bracket system for who bro could be LOL
+ even more silliness, good vibes, encouragement, and fun!
also... discord eats first👀
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🍊 how do i join? 
you don't have to be caught up! there are roles for each era of the series so anyone in their reading journey can join :'))
must have an age visible on blog or in the application
blog must be active/there should be a record of 3tan interaction (reblogs, comments, asks, etc.)
have your dm's open bc if your info/blog checks out, this is how you'll be contacted
apps are checked every 1-2 days, so if you haven't heard within that time frame, send me an ask off-anon on @kithtaehyung about it :D
⇥ apply here!
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🍊 other links: masterlist | 3tan chrono masterlist | @threetangerines
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