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Reblog to BITE prev

#CHOMP #in the most loving way possible

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#🥹🥹🥹🥹 #elephant #we don’t deserve elephants #they are too pure

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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

#he’s sooooo confused #hummingbird

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There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

#fr fr #just like #do your thing #and find some kindred souls #fraddit you’re mine sorry it’s permanent

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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

#I don’t necessarily think I’m all the way autistic #but I just had such a hilarious takes everything literally moment #🤔🤔🤔

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Hen Wilson 9-1-1 | 7x05: You Don't Know Me

#I love her so much 😭😭😭😭 #I want to bask in her presence #belly up like a whale #hen wilson #911

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#I dunno about a kiss #what with The Germs and all #but a touch?? #for sure for sure #Stanley cup

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no sideblogs. we spam 1 million live posts about our current hyperfixation per day like men. until our mutuals softblock us in shame

#I might block the tag #but I will never block you

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I fully understand that this is a fwp but my tv is all fucked up and I can’t watch any games tonight 😢

#hockey

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#people misspell my name all the time #even when it’s right in front of them #and worse my last name is hyphenated #very particular about my name

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Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

#i got floors and shit #the real real #cleaning your house #and living like people do

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#what equality looks like #😂😂😂

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

#hi you gorgeous people

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You can never be normal about these men you always gotta say shit like I wanna hold him in my mouth like hes a baby alligator

oh that is ABSOLUTELY entering my vocabulary, thanks anon, good one

#that actually captures something beautiful #I want to hold him in my mouth like he’s a baby alligator

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The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

#always!!!!!

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#hmmm #taking notes

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remember taking those "what job should you have" tests in middle school and the questions were like "do you think people deserve to suffer?"

#I’m dying #that’s it