#i hate big mouth

[s0fter-sin]

vampire bats share mouthfuls of blood to other bats they’re close to if they weren’t able to feed and now i need old vampire!ghost sharing a bloody kiss with fledgling!soap, giving him mouthfuls of blood bc his fresh fangs are too sensitive to bite with

it’s been so long since he was turned that ghost’s forgotten the deep ache that comes with growing fangs and he almost worries when johnny goes to bite into the meal he’s brought him only to whimper and pull back; only the slightest pinpricks of a bite left in the man’s neck, barely enough to bring blood to the surface

it’s only when johnny whines and massages at his gums that ghost realises his oversight; crooning at his sweet mate in reassurance. he’s not upset that he couldn’t feed, at the unintentional rejection of his offering. he’ll make the pain stop

ghost pulls the man to his mouth and sinks in his fangs, sucking in a heavy mouthful and drops the now paralysed prey back to his feet; his throat steadily gushing with blood and spilling over his body

he cups johnny’s face, looking into his eyes, teary with pain and hunger, and purses his lips to carefully drip the blood into his mouth. the pain immediately vanishes from his eyes, replaced with pure bliss as he opens his mouth wide; curling his tongue to catch every drop. ghost presses his mouth to his in a hungry, blood-filled kiss; tongues twining together as they share the taste

johnny sucks the last of it from his lips and ghost guides him down to lap at the prey’s neck; licking up the blood he was too weak to draw himself. he’s ravenous with it, his whole face covered in red as he licks up the spill and suckles at ghost’s bite

ghost’s filled with an overwhelming pride at having provided for his mate in an even deeper way than just hunting for him. he spilled the blood johnny’s drinking; fed him in the most intimate way their kind knows and he’ll do it a hundred times over for his love

#pet peeve time i hate the vampire ‘licks a bite to stop it bleeding’ trope bc it biologically doesn’t make sense #if anything a vampire’s saliva would have an anticoagulant effect to /stop/ a bit from clotting so they can drink more #anyway back to bloody kisses lmao #thinking about the actual biological difference between humans and vampires and how much it would /hurt/ to grow a pair of fangs #like the human mouth isnt meant to have teeth that big or muscles strong enough to to support them #or the increased bite force they need #so not only are they growing new teeth theyre also growing bigger muscles and their mouths are having to adapt to them #that would cause so much pain #you ever grown in a wisdom tooth? it sucks and that nowhere near this level #on top of all that youre also starving and have an unquenchable need to feed #the intimacy of a sire feeding their fledgling from their own mouths #weaning them off their blood but still so dependent on them #and even after johnny can bite and feed on his own he still craves the closeness of being fed from ghosts mouth #and ghost never denies him #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #we’re a team- ghost team #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghoap #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #john soap mactavish #soap cod

[skitskatdacat63]

Big moment for me, actually!

#lmao vettonso time honored tradition of making a huge deal #and clipping it and everything when they mention each other #aaaahhhh fernando was his toughest competitor!!!!! thats right!!! #'hes always there' djfkgkg #fernando retires and sebs like thank god. and then he comes back and theyre right back against each other #also 'fernando: hunger' #SEE MY ANALYSIS IS SO ON POINT OKAY #I said the other day one of the traits that they see in each other and both hate but begrudgingly respect is hunger #so its weird but still expected kinda to hear it come straight from the horse's mouth #big to me actually!!! #or hunger in the sense that- #f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #vettonso

[ace-and-ranty]

I’m always amused when people complain that a kissing scene was shoddily acted, because if I ever need confirmation that I’m ace, this is it.

You mean there are kissing scenes y’all like?

#Asexuality #asexual #the fact that I hated kissing was my first big hint that I was not straight #but even the prospect of kissing women sounds horrible #it does nothing to me. it's just. wet and drooly. and it produces so many horrible lip smacking noise. #I HATE THE LIP SMACKING NOISE #it drives me insane in kissing scenes #stop making that SCHLOP with your MOUTHS #I don't mind pecking #I'm latina. #but pecking is where I draw the lone. nobody come at me with tongue. #and that is why I hate kissing scenes. they make me so uncomfortable.

[lavenoon]

Imagine eclipse finds out about scary dog privilege lol

related to this

He's not interested in going back to security jobs, but there's a difference between being hired just to watch out for someone and a partner asking for company and feeling a little safer in said company

*self insert is not a girl (he/ she)

bloodstain fool by naffeclipse and og detective au by sunnys-aesthetic!

#answer let luce #anonymous #dcamv #sleuth jesters #bloodstain fool #theres also the immediate aftermath of explaining who clifford is and SI better not be trapped in the blanket then #except running wouldnt help either lmao #“Not *Clifford* but Clifford with a mouth full of knives and maybe also a gun. Because you're big and red.” #man needs a menace for karma and I gladly fill that role <3 #still think hed appreciate not being considered a danger by default but yeah it's very much canon for Eclipse that he hates bodyguard detai #doesnt shine through in the bounty hunter chapter but in the chapter of pre mob boss eclipse #getting sun n moon admitted into the police academy #mob boss and bounty hunter paths diverge after that one and yes i am normal about this man #my art #menace4menace

[lowvintagesims]

@funkiesims and i saw john mulaney last night and this is the front and back of the shirts we made for the occasion

#john mulaney hate is more than welcome in the replies #his set was remarkably unfunny #he’s always had questionable jokes about jewish people but how DARE this man use the phrase ‘jew me down’ #when his whole justification was haha my wife is jewish. like ok buddy #you cheated on her and got another woman pregnant robbing her of her child bearing years #left her for that other woman. put her in the hospital. all while you get to flit around being famous #his last bit was about how he thought his tour bus driver was an idiot redneck but that he was actually autistic #i hate him with my whole heart #i can’t believe there were people who paid $800+ to sit in the front #i planned to buy some of anna marie’s art of equal or greater value to the ticket price but everything on her website is sold out :/ #i want a print of dinner in march so badly #john mulaney #big mouth #textpost

[jasontoddssuper]

White Jason Todd stans will always tell you that he has no well-written romances with girls in canon so i believed them and followed along with them saying he should be with Roy until i actually read his comics and found out literally all his female love interests have been woc

#the closest thing to him liking a white girl is artemis but even then she's a dick situation where she's a poc but dc won't write her as one #but back on topic I FUCKING SEE YOU WITH MY BIG BROWN BIRACIAL EYES!!!!LOWER YOUR VOICE IT'S ANNOYING AS SHIT #especially because roy himself had a woc as his biggest romance(jade)and rhato deblackafied kory to the max along with overs*xualizing her #we get it you hate seeing colorful girls in your perfect white stories but that's too bad for you because we're canonically jason's type💖 #either appreciate him as he actually is or keep his name out of your mouth and rose's artemis' and dana's too.step off!!! #jason todd #pro jason todd #roy harper #roy harper deserves better #rose wilson #pro rose wilson #artemis grace #pro artemis grace #dana harlowe #dana harlowe defense squad #jayrose #jaytemis #jaydana #batfam #arrowfam #teen titans #wonderfam #rhato #the outlaws #poly outlaws #< as in jason and the girls + eddie and kyle #and as per always my jason is a bi trans man who's black/latino and autistic/adhd/mdd #egyptian artemis grace #i'm black tag #letters from summer

[cyellolemon]

More Emi stuff and with Sohan this time!!! :))

fun brushes test + outfit swap!

#Sohan hates it but if you ask me he looks so fucking good like this #he hates it because it's not striped.. he only wears striped tops #Yeah i drew Sohan with Emi's cloting style but accurate size but Emi with the way too big Sohan's clothes just because it was fun #Emi is very average while Sohan is super tall #I like these drawings too!!!! :))) #Oh also if you wonder about that first Emi drawing #Yes it's blood and it's because of Emi's silly mouth creatures (ruin all his clothes lmao.. at least Emi almost only wears black) #my art #oc art #digital art #oc artist #Emi #Sohan #cw blood #blood cw

[allfortzu]

what if i EXPLODE

#the most basic and classic kpop queerbait pose but i still love it youre right #the lyrics during these scenes too this is a song for women and sapphics #they did this for the gay closeted church girls #i literally had a hand over my mouth gasping shocked shaken the entire mv GAOWD im giving the japan division a big kiss rn #momos wolfcut too IM GONNA GJRKDUWP38RBJ #the bridge was so good mina always serves she has given and she has never disappointed! #i LOVE the way sana sang the mmm humming part in the beginning it reminds me of her lines in wallflower and YEAH SHES STILL THE BEST AT IT! #and momos rapping OHHHHHH she has truly never not killed a rap her deep raspy voice is so perfect omg #them turning into paintings in the end YEAH POETIC CINEMA #so glad they made this a littke gay bc all art is inherently gay no im not elaborating #yes obv i saw minas back they had no business putting it there not even 30 secs into the song what if i actually combusted #having this AND oec air force one in one week if god hates the gays why do we always win 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[florshedworf]

okay ive been thinking about this for a little bit but what sort of dress would thunder wear.

i was thinking perhaps something fancy? like a sleeveless dress or something with some sort of armor? perhaps not something that drags on the floor though

or maybe something a bit more practical? something that isn’t really a dress but you can move more freely/have more protection in (or just generally looks more square/sharp)

#thunder in the show clearly cares a lot more about his image than shiny which means dress would probably be a bit more restrictive for him #and tbh it isnt really that i feel like he would entirely hate wearing something feminine in general? i think hes more worried about people #‘s perception of him wearing a dress. if yknow what i mean #i could also say fuck what i think he thinks and put him in a random ass dress but man. MAN i just care a lot #and i mean i have thought/discussed putting him in a big stupid dress so maybe im just overthinking it LMAO #anyways feel free to give feedback #images of dresses are GREATLY appreciated 🙏🙏 #worf opens their big mouth #super giant robot brothers #sgrb #also the main reason i chose a sleeveless dress was mainly so i didnt have to deal with his wide ass shoulders LMAL #BTW HI DISCORD PPL I KNOW WE DISCUSSED IT A BIT THERE BUT I WANNA EXPAND THAT IDEA HERE

[vulpixhoney]

I'm sorry but this is so annoying. I understand that there's already inconsistencies in the original Percy Jackson series (and I have beef about that too mind you) but the whole Athena cursing Medusa bullshit isn't even Greek, it's roman! That "retelling" was written by the Roman poet Ovid specifically to slander Athena. Ovid hated Athena so he made us "retelling" specifically to make her look like a vengeful woman who punishes women for being victims. And they included it in the show. this is such bullshit.

She was born a gorgon. Medusa was born a gorgon and was one of the gorgon sisters, their visage was used over doorways and on jewelery as a symbol of protection.

hate when people insist that Ovid's stupid poem is a part of Greek mythology, because it's 1. not, just straight is not even Greek and 2. misogynist. all of these "modern retellings" of Greek myths are flat out misogynist. People try to make the victims stronger (Medusa, Persephone) by tearing other women (Athena, Demeter). In y'all attempt to make ~better victims~ you tear down powerful women and make them into vengeful woman haters

#i hate it i hate it i hate it #im foaming at the mouth #i hate this myth so much #its not REAL #its not the real version of the myth #ovid was literally roman #please just read the source material #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo show #it was such a mood killer i swear #percy jackson spoilers #i GUESS #i refuse to tag anything else as spoilers but this is a big change

[shanelizard]

ok to be clear I do not support matthew trying to change jay. but he was a real one for getting rid of those fucking pillows, even if only for the rest of season 6

#i hate them #big mouth #netflix #nick kroll #matthew macdell #jay bilzerian #bm #big mouth season 6

[v-anrouge]

tried to fix somethings that bother in cater's dorm groovy but like its really just very light editing :3 original in second picture

#idk why he looks like hes baldinf and why his mouth is so fucking big #bhr i hate it #cater diamond #twst cater

[winterbeautyees]

Look, I'm always the type of 'Not everyone will like this and might hate it and that's fine' girlie but not this time bestie, not with Interview with the Vampire. You better read this thing and be equally or more obsessed as I am. You better consume the whole soul put into that book and let it possess you. You better be insane about it so we could be admitted to the mental ward together or else what you doing with your life?

#Interview with the Vampire #Louis de Pointe Du Lac #Any hate against this book is not tolerated in my house I have a big mouth and wide stomach and I won't hesitate to use it as it's intended #iwtv meme #But it won't just be a meme in a short time

[ashlynbuggy]

lets get something very clear yall. hisam being very weird and lying about luke does NOT give you an excuse to be homophobic and islamophobic

#bb25 #big brother #idk why he lied about it #its a very strange thing to do #i dont agree with him lying on it at all #but im seeing some hate spew in the tag and its leaving a bad taste in my mouth

[kcrra]

just because alicent isn't complex in your understanding of her doesn't mean she isn't complex. all the claims i see of missing her one note, evil stepmother characterization from fire & blood are so fascinating to me, especially when the showrunners, actors, writers and directors have been so clear about the choices they've made for her in order to better expand her depth and worldview. despite that, we still have people claiming that the lack of portrayal of alicent as a clear cut villain is one that removes her "agency". do you really mean agency, or just your ability to simply hate her as a knee jerk reaction to your own bias and favorite characters in the narrative?

i really do find it so interesting when people claim they can only understand a female character's layers if she makes choices with clear intentions: purely villainous or purely good choices which then conveniently force her into one of the archetype boxes of madonna, mother, whore, bitch, etc, which are not particularly "complex" and in fact a very outdated form of storytelling most female characters suffer from. its the same shallow interpretation of a complex narrative that causes people to reduce a deeply tragic civil war between a family that results in the end of the dragons, mass death and war crimes on both sides into a narrative as simple and boring as "team green" or "team black" - rather than a commentary on the flaws of monarchy, patriarchy, etc.

just because a female character isn't making the clean cut narrative choices you want her to make to support your personal interpretations of "good" and "bad", does not mean she has had her agency or personality surrendered - but rather that you can only understand and process her as a caricature that fits into the judgements you already made about her.

#is it clear i'm foaming at the mouth rn. do you rlly think she lost her agency or can you just not call her a bitch or c*nt anymore???? #alicent hightower #house of the dragon #hotd #rhaenicent #to pretend like alicent's portrayal in the book is not a result of the flawed retelling of the victors of history is CLOWNISH. #i have so many thoughts and feelings abt this. but most of all i'm glad the HOTD writers are big brained #and don't hate women as much as some of y'all. lmfao

[binghe-malewife-goals]

Goodmorning babe, have you listened to you'd daily AM hate monolouge?

#i just want yall to listen to it bc its so good LMAO #imagine ur favorite haters #i have no mouth and i must scream #i love how ihnmaims AM hates humanity for giving it sentience #and this can be seen as a direct parallel of the Creature from Frankenstein #they both long to experience something they cannot have (either physically or socially) and if they cannot love then theh will hate #though the creature actually has remorse for his actions bc all he really wanted was to be loved by someone #AM just wants everyone to suffer like he suffered for the rest of eternity #man i love scifi its all just one big circle huh #mary shelly's frankenstein #frankensteins monster #scifi horror #horror literature