#i had way too much caffeine

[magicschoolbus-0-dropout]

Me Trying to be Poetic-Part 1:

I thought I could burn one house on a haystack mountain without the rest of the village catching fire, but it turns out that their housing in my heart could not have been burned down without the flames catching and destroying the rest of me along with my love for them.

#I tried #and failed #miserably #poetry #idk #writing #help me #anyways #doo doo doo #creative writing #I guess #i had way too much caffeine #I’m literally shaking #dude

[itshype]

Loveweaver (Wednesday ficlet)

Child Wednesday Addams casts a spell on herself to ensure she never falls in love. Her parents spend all their time making smoochy faces at each other and it was not only revolting but completely unproductive. Wednesday would never be able to breed herself a scorpion large enough to ride if she had to spend all her time kissing another person.

Her mother wouldn't have even had enough hours in the year to cross pollinate a rose with a carnivorous sundew if Wednesday hadn't taken one for the team and glued her dear father's mouth shut. She was still awaiting her letter of thanks from the entire field of botany.

Unfortunately, she couldn't find a spell to remove all love from her heart forever in the family grimoire. The favour Pugsley owes her will only entice him to distract their babysitter – Uncle Fester – for so long. She has to find the spell and cast it as soon as possible. If her parents had been home, they would have found her in the family dungeon way too fast, luckily for the first time in forever, the Addams parents had taken their biweekly date outside of the family estate. That was Wednesday’s big break, but she was strapped for time.  

And that’s why she latches onto the first love spell she finds. The Loveweaver. A spell that would allow her to become the architect of her own love story. Good, she knew exactly how to write a good tragedy.

It was bafflingly straightforward; these candles there, those bones like this, Morticia had even left out a few dried green tulips, clearly forgotten in the back of the rack usually used to dry bloomless rose stems. Another moment of good fortune, drying flowers took forever and there was no way for Wednesday to accomplish it without the flowers being noticed at some point, even if she put off the actual spell cast for another few weeks. She knew she wouldn’t get another opportunity like this for long enough as to be unimaginable to someone at her age.

Everything was ready much faster than Wednesday could have imagined. She hadn’t even started to think about the criteria she would implement within the spell. Well, she was good enough on her feet to be able to think of something. All she had to do was choose a love who didn’t exist and then she would have all the time in the world to breed Nero’s grandchildren into venomous stallions, maybe she’d even write a book about it.

Wednesday read out each word faithfully before working to fill the space. Maybe rhyming wasn’t her strongest suit.

By moonlit night and whispered plea, I call upon the magic, see it bleed. In search of love, forever true, Through this spell, I'll find only you As this spell concludes, I set it free, To manifest the love meant for me. With open heart to receive and hold, My love will be, destiny unfolds.

Upon enchanted winds fate must caress, I conjure love's magic, I must impress. Seeking a soulmate, a love to address, In destiny's embrace, my one true love will possess…

"Rainbow eyes, ones with all colours combined,” She begun shakily, “Normie and Outcast, both worlds entwined.” That was a solid rhyme, maybe it wasn’t too difficult.

“A monster who’s pure, no sins that they must confess,” This was the most difficult thing anyone had ever had to do, maybe Wednesday should have written this all before starting the spell. “A drug dealer who is lawful, causing no stress."

That was it! A terribly forced rhyme, but a contradiction drastic enough she felt confident ending the spell by blowing out the candles in compass order. It was all over, Wednesday would be safe forever.

Gomez Addams sits back in his chair, pretending magnanimously not to notice the uncomfortable, and occasionally outright fearful glances from the other – Normie – patrons of the fancy restaurant.

“Tish, my withered rose, you know I’d follow you anywhere,” He eyes the sleek, bright décor dubiously, “but can we return home yet?”

Morticia smiles at her husband over her wine glass, running a sharp fingernail over the rim hard enough to make a ringing sound. “Not just yet, darling.”

#i had way too much fun writing the spell #wednesday #wyler #netflix's wednesday #weyler #mine #ficlet #someone remind me to archive this to ao3 at some point lol #caffeine is a drug! #hehehe

[uldahstreetrat]

you guys I'm mass researching stamps and stamp collecting in much the same way I ended up doing with the history of receipts and I might start collecting stamps for some degree of reference when I go to design some for like, in universe xiv stuff because I'm extra

do I NEED to? absolutely not even a little bit but honestly what's stopping me

#I need to reach out to people I know outside the us so I can get some international stamps too #a wide degree of style reference is really important for what I'm looking into and yes I know there's photos online but like #little picture make my brain happy #it's the same kind of autism that has me still collecting pokemon cards into adulthood #I had way too much caffeine today #I'm not gonna feel like a person tomorrow at all

[roselise]

Happy Birthday beautiful! How old are you today?

Sweet friend .˳·˖ ♡ 🌸 !

This is for me? Really ??

Eee . . you’re so nice !!

That you took the time to wish me a Happy Birthday really brightens my day, and makes me wish I could give you a hug ♡ ♡

Thank you for thinking of me & for the Birthday greeting !!

I am old enough to drink legally! Not that this makes much of a difference since I don’t drink alcohol :’)

(It tastes bad, and I only know this as my uncle gave me a sip when I was little once, and I spat it out at him accidentally . . then I started crying cus it tasted so awful ;-; That and I just do not drink !!)

My favorite thing to drink instead is strawberry lemonade! Would you like some ?? I can share mine, and one of my cupcakes with you !! ♡

Sending hugs, love, and wishing you an *abundance* of blessings today! Please take care, and all the best to you ~ !!

♡ 🤍 ⊹

⊹ 🧁 ˚ . 🌸 * ⊹ 🤍

♡ ･ ｡ ⊹

⊹ 🌸 * XOXO ･｡ 🧁 ⊹

#<3 #ask #i don’t like caffeinated drinks either like soda or coffee :’) #i’m kinda picky in a few ways i’m discovering ! #i think though i just know what i like c: #so strawberry lemonade strawberry milk some herbal teas and hot chocolate mostly are what i like c: #i’m kinda picky with food too maybe ? #i just prefer sweets and have a sweet tooth hehe XD #what about you my friend ??? #what do you like ?? #how had your day been ?? #i’d love to know !! #thank you so much again for the happy birthday !! #it really made me smile :D #and i am wishing you lots of love and happiness in return ~ !!! <333 #xo ! <3 #🧁 ˚ . 🌸 * ⊹ 🤍

[chalamet-chalamet]

Video compilation of Timothée being ultra cute/attentive with his fans (VFF, 9/2/22) ☀️

IG credit to ambrachefacose

#timothee chalamet #timothée chalamet #he’s so good to the fans #I had way too much caffeine today and now I can’t sleep #venice film festival #September 2 #bones and all #venice international film festival

[jekyllnahyena]

idk why, but when I'm under stress I start listening to muscials on repeat. aka, I've listened to Hadestown about 12 times today because it's a fucking BOP!! sing that tragedy, tell how it aint right, it aint natural fuck yeaahhhhhh!!!!

#its a sad songgggg #were gonna sing it agaaaaaaainnnnnn #whoop whoop!!! #hadestown #ive had wayy too much caffeine #but i dont work without my brain not existing anymore and i have yet to find a way that doesnt include creating heartproblems for me #if nobody got redbull and hermes got me!! gimme those wings fuckers!!

[sassmill]

It’s a full moon and I had too much caffeine today so I’m laying awake in the too-bright darkness lost in memories of a woman I loved a century ago and the first ghost I ever met who was incredibly kind

#is this a poem or a thought #you decide #maybe it’s both #but seriously I had way too much caffeine way too late in the day

[give-soup-please]

everyone has slightly odd coping mechanisms. i'll share one of mine tonight. sometimes, when i'm feeling low, i like to imagine we're being watched from the spiritual plane in the same way that we watch tv shows. and that there's some version of tumblr used by spirits, and they reblog gif sets of us. the same way we adore fictional characters and watch them on loop during their best moments and their lowest lows, we've got trillions of figures doing the same for us. they cheer us on when we succeed, and sympathise when we fail. just as a fictional character can have millions of fans and never know, the same principles apply to us. we don't know how well loved we are. we don't know who's celebrating us and why. but they are there, and they are listening, and they care. even though we can't see them.

#personal #not a shitpost #yes i love the idea of angels with popcorn sitting around and watching us be ourselves #i love the idea of demons smirking when we put an abuser in their place or cause chaos in all the right ways #i love the idea of the fay smiling whenever we squeeze ourselves out of a shitty contract or use malicious compliance #and yes i've had too much caffeine today

[autistic-katara]

stranger things and miraculous ladybug are opposite sides of a coin to me as in i love stranger things as a show and’ll be 2 seconds away from getting back into it and then i remember how much the fandom sucks on literally every level and often ill see a really good miraculous fan comic that makes me wanna rewatch that show for the first time in years but then i remember how bad it is and have to stop myself

#is this post coherent i think ive had way too much caffeine these past 2 days #ryan shut the fuck up

[why-the-heck-not]

Do you read any books currently? <33

yeah! Currently rereading Goldfinch (by Donna Tartt) because I read it last summer so it now gives me summer vibes. Also am still reading The People In The Trees (by Hanya Yanagihara) bc started it last summer, so it is a summer-book to me now so couldn't read it during the autumn/winter.

Also am rereading Kafka on the shore bc read it during a spring like 5 years so it is a spring-book, and I just always start to reread it again during the spring (tho I rarely do finish it again lol idk, I read books weirdly) and have now just been continuing reading it.

Also in the process of rereading my fave author's (Miki Liukkonen) work bc he passed away recently. Also he does still have one book coming out during the autumn so that's also partly why (bittersweet excitement over that currently)

Also I'm never not in the middle of rereading A Little Life.

Bacically I'm just reread bunch of things even tho I have a massive tbr-list. Idk, haven't been in the mental capacity to start a new one u know. And books are heavily seasonal for me so gotta read the summer books quick before the autumn books swoop in lol

#ik this makes like only 30% sense but maybe someone can relate lol #it's a mess of a way to read books tho bc can take me YEARS to finish a book bc if I don't finish reading it during that season then it'll #have to wait until next year when I'll most likely start it from the start and hopefully not run into the same problem #i have books i've restarted about 7 times and still have not finished #(ahemmm IT by Stephen King but maybe this year is the year I finally finish it (it's an autumn book but even more so a halloween one so #it has a very narrow time-window for me to read it and that's also always when there are bunch of deadlines etc)) #sorry for turning this into a mess of an answer lol i've had too much caffeine #asks #july 2023 #2023

[bsaka7]

thinking about going back to being vegetarian again then i remember oh right Im moving again and i fuck SO hard with clam chowder

#Saying pescaterian is cringe ig I'll just stay doing what i do now which is saying i don't eat a lot of meat/don't like meat #Which is true #Also living with my mom she keeps telling me im so healthy it's like not really lol #I think she eats a lot less meat with me than normal tho bc i like. Rlly don't like chicken #I didn't even realize but she made this beans and rice thing that normally had sausage w/out it for me... #Idk it's weird cuz we eat out more than I'm used to bc here for 4mo or whatever #And it's rlly made me feel super picky #Cuz im like ok i don't wanna eat that it'll make me feel like this or bad in this way #Don't like to have much too much sugar cuz i think it triggers migraines tho I love sugar and it's more about it being spread out #Than the amount I think #Can't have caffeine in the afternoon #And so on #Idk like being not in my own makes me feel like i have so many more rules than I thought #Or am maybe just picky? #Bc like I do eat a lot bc i run a lot food is fuel and all that. It's just more like... What #Anyway #Food mention

[xx-theblack-vixen-xx]

guysguysguysguys!!!!! ASEGEGSWDWWWFQSDASFEFFDVG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA guys i am like super hyper rn and i cannot stop talking and moving and stuff liike I have eaten nothing but sugar today and i am going to EXPLODE AAAAAAAAAAA hehehehehe and the thing is that all ive eaten overall today is: waffles, coffee, Graham crackers, yogurt, ice cream,

And two cookies not to mention that I just got taken off of my adhd meds so i think that that makes things suuuuuuuper worse for everyone else, also today i dragged one of my friends at school into the babtqftim fandom and I was infodumping about aaaaaall throughout first period while a ran laps around a tree when i was supposed tobe playing disc golf I think i ran somewhere close to a mile or somthn like that and i saw him on like part fourteen of it during math class and then we went on a field trip to the downtown of where i live and we walked around and i saw a bunch of different things like some dude was fixing a fence with some sort of power tool and there were sparks everywhere which was awesome

And I got to talk about some old shows that i used to watch when i was young with someone in my group who also watched it and I took my sketchbook with me and i got to draw and we had to write stuff for school but I did basically the bare minimum and its not like the teachers can like take us back there sooo all of us are going to get full credit as long as you turn it in which I did and then now I'm home and Spider-Man across the spider verse is out now so i can watch it now but my dad hasn't even watched the first one so we're trying to set that up now

Hope you enjoyed my sugar-induced ramblings and i wish you a wonderful rest of your day/night/whatever time it is where you are :D

#Sugar induced ramblings #I've had way too much sugar #tumblr chaos #text post #idk what im doing #sugar high #i am so excited #i am going to explode #aaaaaaa #too many thoughts #too much caffeine #too much coffee #too much sugar #Omg I'm all over the place lol #Do people actually read the tags on my posts? If you read this respond in comments wit a blue heart and then a bunny 💙🐰 #hehe haha #plz halp #Haha spelling and grammar go brrrrrrrr

[elitehoe]

*checks time* yeah seems about that time to put insanity and delusions on the dash

#buckle the fuck up i got a new elite fantasy booking post coming your way #800 words of pure soph insanity that was definitely not written after i had too much caffeine #i wrote this on monday after watching bte so that should tell you where my brain was at #soph talks

[banannabethchase]

Yeah, yeah, I know Kenny and Jericho are native Winnipeggers but like. I want the Elite and the JAS to both get their asses handed to them by House of Black in their hometowns. I want Malakai to take out Kenny and Jericho, for Brody to annihilate Nick and Sammy with a double clothesline, and for Buddy, Matt, and Danny to meet in the ring and try to out-bottom each other.

I'm a simple person I have simple interests.

#Look the way Buddy went all bottomy on his knees in front of...someone. It was clear he's on Matt and Danny levels of bottom eyes #I know a bottom when I see one #I have also had too much caffeine #Also he's dating Rhea you know that man gets pegged to his delight all the time #Anyway #This is TMI with Sara #wtf i like wrestling now???

[gayfrogsandarson]

The amount of times I have been reduced to tears about Andrew Minyard is becoming ridiculous

#bear with me ive just had way too much caffeine #i just love him so much #andrew minyard #aftg

[mercuryislove]

#folks i dont even know where to start #i got my dad's ashes in the mail today #and the box showed up with a million CREMATED REMAINS stickers all over it like. okay. #this on the day of my sleep deprivation and over caffeination?? AND im supposed to start my stupid period tomorrow #so my brain is fucked six ways from sunday #AND we had another death in the family recently and there's buckwild drama involved with that #AND monday marks six months since my dad DIED so like. yelling in agony but with no expression on my face oh god it's all too much #AND lately ive been feeling particularly insane bc i hate the summer so much #i am just unhappy in general but the grains of misery rice are slowly tipping the scales into fullblown crisis mode!!! #perhaps i will go lay down in the dark for um. 50-70 years and hope for the best