#i had too much fun writing this lmao

[limpfisted]

❝ why am i so violent ? just do it gently ! ❞ from ari LOL

Wyll shushes her softly. "You're doing fine. More than fine." He places his hand over top of hers, that shes using to hold the knife above the cutting board.

"The Shadowlands are stressful for all of us." Unsaid: if we can't hunt for extra food, or buy it, we have to be careful with our supplies and rations. "Let's chop this up together, and then send it over for Gale to fry up for us, yes?"

He sidled up behind her, closing the gap between them. A little intimacy, a hug, never hurt, right? And they're friends. Good, good friends. This is just like dancing. Like a twirl in place. His fingers delicately fold atop of hers, to soothe her. He brings her hand up, and then ever so softly down. As they push into the thickest, girthiest ring of the carrot, his grip gets harder, stronger, firmer, as he keeps her in place, safe in his arms, her fingers safe from the blade and any harm she'd accidentally inflict on herself or the carrot.

"Just like that. Like you said. Gentle." He hopes she doesn't notice the slight burdened, crackle of heat and desperation to his voice, a burning flame, a candle he sets out for her every night. He stays like that for a minute too long, perhaps. Enough that he can feel her body heat---smell her scent---without being obvious, without being strange.

And then he pulls away with a warmer still flush to his cheeks.

"Aha. Perhaps I should focus on my own task." He returns to her side, scoots his cutting board a little farther away as he minced and grinds the herbs into proper spices. (Gale says they may be out in the woods---but that's no excuse for tasteless foods. Wyll didn't realize he missed good food so much before Gale.) Still, Wyll feels... hungry.... for something else.

#i had too much fun writing this LMAO #illithide #thank u for sending this in!

[starry-bi-sky]

okay so i was thinking of a joke earlier about how in DPDC Amity Park's slogan "a great place to live" is not only city propaganda but also the city lording it over the rest of America for being normal. But then I remembered that, despite how many DCU Cities with heroes in it there are, the amount of cities in America without heroes still far outnumber the amount of cities in America WITH heroes.

So I did a little digging so the joke would still land. Something most heroes have in common is that they operate in major cities. What makes a major city? I found that the general consensus is that the population is roughly over or around a million. THEN I looked up the populations of cities in the DCU that I thought of off the top of my head. So Gotham, Metropolis, Starling City, Central City, Jump City. All of them ranked up to millions in population (most of them were in the tens of millions).

Amity Park's wikipedia describes it as being similar to specifically Philadelphia, Chicago, and San Francisco.

Philadelphia's Population: 1.576 million as of 2021 Chicago's Population: 2.697 million as of 2021 San Francisco: 815,201 as of 2021

Whiiich means that Amity Park if we take that from canon, is probably a major city. There are approximately 19,000 cities in America with probably less than a hundred that are major cities. Adding the DCU major cities wouldn't skew the data too much.

Which MEANS that I can make the joke that Amity Park's "great place to live" is not only just typical city propaganda, but also its Amity Park lording it over the other major cities for being one of the only major cities that doesn't have problems bad enough to warrant a superhero or a vigilante. Cue stage left the Fentons and Phantom :)

Amity Parkers were probably SO proud that they didn't need a superhero. They didn't have to worry about things like 'world ending threats' and 'super-powered individuals' and 'staggering property damage'. And then enter Fentons.

It also could be used as an excuse for why nobody took notice to Amity Park getting ghosts if folks like me aren't huge fans of the notion of a media blackout via Tucker, Technus, or the US Government. Or if you want to keep Amity Park as its urban city self. Amity Park's news on ghosts gets drowned out in a week because there's news on more popular, well-known cities going on every other day. The shit going on in Amity Park is every other major city's regular Tuesday and it gets filtered as such.

#dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dpdc #plus amity suddenly going 'we have ghosts' could be seen as a case of city-wide FOMO finally hitting so nobody believes them #and thats if the belief of ghosts not being real is as strong as it is in dp canon #the media blackout could also be /city-induced/ too #where amity parkers are so proud of being 'normal' and 'not having superheros' that many of them try and deny the existence of Phantom #and the mayor and news sources themselves just. stubbornly refuse to let news of ghosts get out to the other cities #do you know how much shit they'll get?? they'll be a laughingstock! #gothamites would never leave them alone. neither would central city or the metropolitans or starling city or-- #the other big cities will make fun of them :( #my new favorite hc that stemmed from this is that every major city in the dcu is rivaling with each other #there's a lot you can experiment with this idea imo lmao #this whole post sums up my writing and thinking process pr well tbh #this stemmed because im making a childhood friends au short story doc and wanted to avoid the typical tropes about how AP went undetected #from the rest of the US. bc. im not a fan of the media blackout idea via tucker/technus/gov and i wanted to keep AP an urban city #so i had to come up with something else #hence me looking into DCU cities and how many there are and realizing that there is a decent amount of other cities other than the main #popular ones and being DELIGHTED because then i could use that as an excuse for why amity went overlooked. bc there are many cities with #heroes in it. so its not surprising if another city gets a hero TOO. plus the news also focusing on more popular heroes and cities so again #the news of amity getting a hero gets drowned out by whatever new thing the JL or someone from the JL did that week

[bisexuallsokka]

Hi I’m not looking to fuck right now, but my bathroom sink is currently flooding my bathroom I know it’s random, but can I borrow a flathead screwdriver? I don’t know my neighbors and you’re the closest person to me on Grindr. Zuko cringes as soon as he sends the last message. What is he thinking? His bathroom is getting worse by the minute, maybe he should suck it up and��� Yeah why not

written for day one of @zukkaweek for the modern au prompt! inspired by this post <3

#zukka #zukka week 2023 #my writing #atla fanfiction #zukkaweek2023 #i write sokka pov so much but i had SO much fun with zukos pov here #okay some lore for this story: #i had a question about grindr so i straight up searched 'how does grindr work' and found a youtube video of a guy talking about it #and i watched it and then realized i was still logged in my moms youtube account from last week LMAO #and also as you will see in the beginning notes #i tried to do research. got emotional over curious george. gave up #i tried to base it off a story from my friend but i couldnt remember the details too well so.

[can-of-slorgs]

Final surprise boop attack for @yowassupitsred!!

Faeran would 100% be really obnoxious about Calamari, and would intentionally make others appreciate her boopings haha.

(Secret second boop attack to @starbiology in revenge to the april fools war because even though i didn't know if you had any characters, I think of her as your character by this point and I found this scenario hilarious in my mind)

#neopets #neotag #gelert #vin doods #vin memes #technically at least JKSHSJ #I'm so sorry for the late response!! I didn't want to basically leave u on nothing and I had had this sketch saved for a week by this point #nice gelert my dood had some fun drawing him hahaha #it was only appropiate to draw Faeran for this case #also yeah i just found out Schnellys are cross eyed forever its just a characteristic for them #anyways its very late for me i had a really rough day at the lab lmao #my back hurts so much but i needed to come home and finish this or i'd have gone mad by how late im doing this #also Star Im sorry if i drew her completely off i haven't practice humans in a while D: #ur blog was a great reference on how to draw her when canon images are just... yeah #also idk why i drew my dog so little he's not that short but oh well #she's on a pedestal idk #ok too much rambling i should probably stop writing so much on tags #but year that's just about it hope u like the images!! the boop war was really fun and i just needed to draw something to save that moment

[wikiangela]

fuck it friday

tagged by @daffi-990 @thewolvesof1998 💖

this time a bit more of the cheating fic - istg normally I'm not a big fan of those but this is soooo much fun to write haha (especially this buck, idk, i'm having a blast haha)

prev snippet

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“Wha- Where-” Eddie mumbles, confused, and Buck panics even more. Does Eddie not remember? That would be- worse, probably. Then he’d absolutely have to tell him, and he’s not ready for that conversation. Buck’s eyes are glued to the ceiling, but he feels Eddie moving off of him, propping himself up into a sitting position, his weight and warmth disappearing from Buck’s chest. He doesn’t immediately miss it. He swears he doesn’t. “Oh, fuck.” Eddie whispers after a moment, and the way his voice sounds so shocked and horrified, it’s safe to say he remembers. Or he figured it out, what with both of them being naked in bed and all that.

“Mhm. Well said.” Buck swallows hard, and licks his lips, and then he remembers getting to taste Eddie last night, got to kiss him, got to trace his lips all over his body, and- is he on fire right now? How is it this hot in here? He needs a cold shower. He needs to- he doesn’t want to, but he needs to scrub Eddie off of himself. Well, he does want to. He has to want to.

“We, um-”

“Yep.” Buck doesn’t let him finish. “That happened.”

“Shit.” Eddie exhales loudly, completely moving away and sitting up, making sure to take enough covers to cover himself from the waist down, but not too much so that Buck is still covered too – as if they didn’t see it all already. Buck still doesn’t look at him. “Fuck, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean- I mean, it’s not like I didn’t want to.” he rushes to correct himself, and Buck just needs him to shut up and not make this worse. He can’t hear that Eddie wanted him. Though maybe that makes this whole thing better? (...) “I just didn’t want it to happen like this. I’m sorry.” he repeats, and Buck can see him shake his head out of the corner of his eye.

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no pressure tags: @elvensorceress @gaydiaz @diazass @thebravebitch @silentxxsoul @shortsighted-owl @eddiebabygirldiaz @arthursdent @diazblunt @911onabc @eddiediaztho @housewifebuck @gayhoediaz @rogerzsteven @watchyourbuck @monsterrae1 @ladydorian05 @honestlydarkprincess @wildlife4life @theotherbuckley @weewootruck @loserdiaz @underwater-ninja-13 @hippolotamus @eowon @jeeyuns @disasterbuckdiaz @forthewolves @hoodie-buck @giddyupbuck @lover-of-mine @spotsandsocks @exhuastedpigeon @fortheloveofbuddie @jesuisici33

#fuck it friday #buddie cheating fic #eddie is very much in love and very much aware of it #and buck's deeeeeep in denial haha #this is so fun #wikiangela writes #my wips #buddie wip #buddie fic #my writing #fic snippet #also why couldn't i find the prev snippet under the fic tag or my writing tag?? had to dig through the archive to link it lmao #wtf tumblr lol #i'm so all over the place with my wips rn i need to focus on one but i'm too excited for all of these haha

[skitskatdacat63]

This is my personal crossover event of the century

#one of my favorite actors and one of my favorite drivers interacting??? what??? #alright whos gonna be the brave soldier and write the matt damon × mark webber rpf fic- #(i read a fic w james bond/seb so imo it really wouldnt be too far off to write Linus Caldwell/Mark LMAO) #ive known abt this event practically since i got into f1 but i feel like my thoughts abt it keep developing every time i look at them again #first time: huh okay wow brad pitt & matt damon taking w mark thats really wild. f1 drivers really do be meeting w high level celebs #after i watched fight club: wow wow!! i cant believe theres pics of brad pitt with mark thats crazy! #after i watched oceans 11: omg wait oh yeah! when mark was in jaguar he was sponsored by oceans 12!!! thats sick!!! #and then recently w my increasing love for Matt Damon: WAIT OH MY GOD MARK HAS INTERACTED WITH MATT!!!! (two worlds colliding feel ig) #but i was watching some interview w matt where they referenced this happening so its relevant in my brain again so i had to post abt it #but of course in the vid the specific pic on screen was him and mark interacting and i died. like seriously i can never escape f1 and mark #mostly im freaking out bcs its truly the crossover event of all time concerning my interests specifically #but the lore behind this is genuinely really really interesting #the fact that theyre promoting a heist movie specifically and then they put a $300k diamond in the nose of the Jaguar #and then the Jaguar crashed during the race and the diamond disappeared?????? cmon literally itself could be the plot to an Oceans movie #RBR/teams sponsored by RB were so much fun back in the day!! #they had several back to back movie promotions which all were pretty fun! just a shame neither team was good back then #it was Oceans 12->SW:ROTS->Superman right? i can't remember if there was another #such a shame that neither mark nor seb were in RBR in 2005 when RBR was promoting ROTS #i think i actually wouldve exploded if there were pics of them w hayden or ewan(my prev fandom haha) #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #mark webber #matt damon

[the-raging-tempest]

🌹 Love on the Bloodstone Rose - Ophenia Thwait 🌹

💕 Lariel and featuring @aelyosos’ lovely lad Ocean 💕

#my art #oc: lariel #friend oc: ocean #I’ve been in my pirate era and been writing a little pirate au for the twins #having a blast and obviously I thought of THEE pirate #Ocean is such a charming fellow and I’m so glad Sam humored me so!! #now I ship it though #Lariel would have the world biggest crush on him #she don’t know what’s coming LMAO #he’s too charming *faints* #this started from a more classic bodice ripper type pose #but that doesn’t suit Lariel so I went for more a #she slipped and he caught her and now 😳 💕😳 #truly i had so much fun with this thank you Sam 💕💕💕 #I redid Lariel’s face like one million times and FINALLY #im happy with it #pwotr pals #made a fake book title for our beloved author oc #pirate au

[sheikahwarriork]

prompt for childhood enemies dimileth!!!

When Byleth was 6 years old, and Jeralt left her in the care of an inkeeper while he was doing merc jobs, a traveling caravan of rich people arrived to the inn, and she heard an ugly rich bowlcut blonde baby say his dad was the strongest and could beat anybody's dad and she choose violence.

Someone had to put the bowlcut in his place and make him understand Jeralt was the strongest.

Dimitri didn't want to fight back for his crest until Byleth called him a wussy... which is a word the mercs used around her and she didn't know what it meant.

(she fondly recalls this story as the first time she won a fight)

(dimitri still has bite scars from the incident and was very scared of girls for a long time)

(gustave was worried sick a commoner kid got the crown prince rabbies)

(they haven't connected the dots)

(This is the same anon who hates Dimitri's hair)

(hello dear dimitri's hair hater anon, i loved this prompt a lot! i changed some little points in the narration, but the main plotis the one you wrote. i really hope you'll like this :3)

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Byleth was extremely bored. Jeralt— no, he said to call him dad— Dad ­­went to do some cool mercenary stuff he said were 'too dangerous' for Byleth to attend. How silly! She was perfectly capable of taking care of enemies. She had the best teacher in the world, after all; the Blade Breaker’s abilities were well known along all Fodlan.

Of course, she was still only six, while her father was… How many years old was Jeralt again? She realised she didn’t know exactly. Probably the same age all dads were. Like three-hundred years old or something like that.

Byleth frowned. Did she need to wait three-hundred years to become as powerful as Jeralt? No, it was too far away from now! The little girl stood up. She needed to go training now.

She went out the little inn where Jeralt— Dad left her some days ago, heading for that nice spot she found out the day before to train with her new super powerful sword. (Well, wood sword. After the last time Byleth tried to train by herself, she almost chopped her own leg, so Jeralt took precautions by giving her a weapon that 'woudn’t hurt his precious little girl'. How melodramatic! But he chose it precisely for her. It was special. She wasn’t gonna break it!)

Her wandering gaze stopped when she noticed some people a few meters from her. She frowned. A tall guy with dark hair and a younger blonde boy with an ugly bowlcut were talking under a tree, the very tree of her perfect nice training spot.

She frowned again. As people said, Byleth wasn’t… the best at social interactions. She didn’t like talking to people, especially strangers. And she hated when she had to. Like this moment. She needed those two to get out of her new special training spot. She needed to train! To become more powerful! Like, right now!

The urge to train was bigger than her despise for talking to strangers, so she got closer to the tree, holding hard her sword. Byleth repeated in her mind Jeralt— Dad’s lessons about how ‘not to be too scary with other people’. She had to act nice.

“Hi. Get out of my training spot”.

A greeting! Super nice. ‘Good job, me’, she thought, pleased with herself.

The taller boy looked at her with surprise, but his expression quickly changed in a smile. “Hello, you fellow warrior”, he said in a condescending tone, winking.

Ugh. That was one of the thing Byleth hated the most: grown-ups treating her like she was just a little child!

“Get out, I said! I need to train”, she said, pointing at her sword.

Bowlcut boy frowned. “But you’re too young to train by your own!”

“What?!” Byleth exclaimed to him, annoyed.

“Yes! My dad says children shouldn’t fight until they grow up. And you look almost my age! So, you can’t train”, Bowlcut boy explained, nodding.

Byleth crossed her arms. “It doesn’t make sense! My dad helps me train since I was… younger than you!”

Bowlcut boy looked troubled. “Why does you dad train you?”

“Because I want to become strong, and he’s the strongest mercenary of all Fodlan!”, Byleth said with a hint of pride.

Now Bowlcut boy looked annoyed. “That’s not true! My dad is the strongest one! Glenn, tell her!” he added, looking at the taller annoying guy.

Tall-annoying guy was watching at them holding a hand over his mouth as if he wanted to hide it, slightly shaking. Then he proceeded to burst into laughter, hitting the ground with his fist, without saying a thing.

Byleth frowned. What a weird guy.

Bowlcut boy frowned too, but apparently he decided to let the matter drop, as he looked at Byleth again. “My dad is stronger! He has big muscles, and he’s the only one that can use a super uper big powerful spear!” Then he looked down at Tall-annoying guy, who was still on the floor. “Glenn! Tell her!”

The guy tried to stop laughing, but miserably failed. “So… sorry, Dimitri… you’ll have to… deal with her yourself… PUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

Byleth crossed her arms; then, she got an idea. “Let’s settle this with a fight. However wins, has the strongest dad!”

Bowlcut boy’s eyes widened. “N… no! I can’t! I’ll hurt you!”

Byleth was really annoyed now: how dared that little brat imply he could beat her?!

She lifted her sword, pointing at Bowlcut boy. “Prepare yourself!”

“Oh, fuck!” Tall-annoying guy stopped laughing and stood up between them. “Ok, party’s over. Let’s try to get along, shall we?”

Bowlcut boy sighed in relief. Byleth sticked her tongue out, looking at him. “Your dad’s just a… wussy!”

Byleth really liked the word ‘wussy’. The way it sounded was funny. She didn’t exactly know the meaning, but Jeralt’s mercenaries often used it when someone was arguing (usually when drinking that weird ‘grown-ups fruit juice’) with some other of the band, getting the latter very angry. And Byleth wanted to make Bowlcut boy angry.

And she succeded! Bowlcut boy’s eyes widened, and he proceeded to run towards her. Byleth was ready, and promptly dodged the boy. She grabbed his arm, and sinked her teeth in it.

The boy screamed in pain until Tall-annoying boy managed to pull him away. “Shit shit shit! What the hell is wrong with you two?!” he said in a high-pitched tone. Bowlcut boy started crying.

‘Pathetic’, Byleth thought.

“Okay, little girl, we’re leaving, but promise me you’ll stay away from Dimitri!” Tall-annoying guy said, while taking Bowlcut boy in his arms. “We’re leaving soon anyway, so forget about this and do not tell anyone!” he added, going inside the inn, without waiting for Byleth to respond. “Shit! I did tell Gustave I’m not a good babysitter…” she heard him muttering, while Bowlcut boy was still crying.

She looked at the now closed door for a few seconds more, then turned around. “Okay. Melee training for day: done. I should practice with my sword now…”

“You did what?!” Jeralt—Dad screamed in shock.

Byleth crossed her arms. “I bit him, I told you! He was saying some crap about you!”

Dad looked at her in disbelief, and then bursted into laughter.

‘Why is everyone laughing at me today?!’

“You… you bit him… you bit the… freaking… AHAHAHAHAHA!” Dad was laughing so hard he didn’t finish the phrase.

Byleth shrugged, deciding to let him be. ‘It’s not like I’m gonna ever see Bowlcut boy again…’

15 years later

Byleth didn’t know if she was getting better at reading people, or if Jeralt was acting strange more than usual. Since she told him she chose to lead the Blue Lion House, her father started to make a soft giggle everytime she mentioned the house-leader, Dimitri. It was getting annoying.

“Are you going to tell me why do you make that sound everytime I mention Dimitri, dad?!” she finally said one afternoon, while her and Jeralt were having tea in her room.

Jeralt smiled. “Ah! Never. But maybe, you’ll have your answer if you’ll ever see his arm… Summer is starting, after all…”

#didnt put gustave bc In This House We Hate Gustave/Gilbert #glenn is like 12 here i think? but already a Faerghus KnightTM #so when he saw this little weird girl threatening him and The Prince Of Faerghus With The Crest Of Blayddid he starts laughing #but not in a mean way #hes like 'omg shes soooo cute lmao' #also jeralt loses his shit bc his daughter freaking bit the freaking prince of faerghus after calling the freaking king a PUSSY. (*wussy.) #they need to leave like NOW but he has a bit of time to laugh #i had so much fun thank you anon <3<3<3<3 #anon ask #anon prompt #dimileth #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #byleth eisner #jeralt eisner #fe3h #fanfic by op #can i put these fics from anon ask on ao3 too? lmao #yuzu writes #yuzu speaks

[rotisseries]

it's still wednesday where I'm at if your clock is 30 minutes off so here's my wip wednesday post for my day 1 @bylerween2023 fic!! ghosts my beloved

#“day 1 bylerween fic” <- implies there are other bylerween fics. there are not #RUSHING to get this done cause I started it at the LAST FUCKING MINUTE LMAOOOO #(had to delete tiktok again and I'm not allowing myself to get it back until this is done. I will beat procrastination by force) #me after deciding 2 weeks into the month of october that I want to participate in bylerween:🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 #it's so funny too cause like. I would've thought I would've participated in one of the gorey days #would've written some cannibalism or slashers or blood drinking or smth #but NOPE! listened to halloween by naoh kahan had a breakdown went ooh byler fic where will did actually die when he disappeared #or well. not technically. I have like. thoughts about this but the body in the quarry was still fake cause I'm making this all #unnecessarily convoluted. lmao #also I actually kind of don't like this that much but I wanted to share something. so. reminding myself that's what editing is for #anyway I have like a week to write all of this everyone pray for me #cause I really do want it done to share I made a fun little graphic?? photo edit?? too and I can't share that on its own #cause it's like. not a byler thing its just a will thing and everything about will is inherently byler to me #but it's not actually byler. and this is bylerween #stranger things #byler #my writing #wip wednesday #miwip wednesday #bylerween2023

[politemagic]

eepy bois & their tamagotchis

i was having fun perusing this site & decided that they needed a tamagotchi to care for on tour.

#i truly have no idea what compelled me to do this. i saw this website and once i saw the one i picked for iv and my brain said 💡 #iii is absolutely forgetting about it. he's so careful for the first few days but then he forgets/loses it & it dies. #when he finds it he probably has a funeral for it. he writes a eulogy and talks about how he'll never love another lil guy again. #vessel wants to take care of it but the first time it starts beeping too much and annoying him he's out i feel like lmao #whereas iv is caring very dearly for his little fellow. he takes this responsibility very seriously. #ii would never admit it but he ALSO takes this responsibility very seriously. taking care of his lil guy makes him happy #i'm mentally preparing myself for this post to be an absolute flop lmaoooooo. but i couldn't keep these in my head i had too much fun #worshitposting #em's worshitposting

[raiiny-bay]

my favorite edits - 2023 edition 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9

#ts4 #simblr #once again i don't know how to tag this so... #i'm just gonna use the same tags i used last year ig #2023 was apparently the year of the monster boyz #only 3 of these are not mb posts & i'm ok with that actually #ik i've said it a million times already but #i had soooo much fun doing mb stuff this year! #i'm really excited about all the stuff i have planned for the AU tbh #like. i have a list #i'm hoping................... to get the origin stories done at some point. #probably gonna do some writing here soon ish. #i've gotta make all of the side characters still & finish the character page so idk. i'll figure it out. i have a lot of ideas #i really wanna start sharing more about the story & the boys' actual personalities so that's probably what i'll focus on this next year #edit-wise i mean. like doing lore edits & stuff. idk #making cricket's was really fun so i think i'll like making stuff for everyone else too #i just have to not try to do a whole story bc then i'll lose interest. it'll be like the degenerates all over again lmao #idk why i just hate making story posts #lore posts are fine but story posts? mm no. not for me. idk how but they are different in my brain ok #n e way #i rambled. sorry. bye lol

[nemmet]

🥂 fred

ok so this turning into a full piece was sort of an accident, but the prompt reminded me so much of a fic i wrote last year that i just had to go for it!! 🌹

emoji + character ask game

#the fic is very cheesy and needlessly wordy #but i have fond memories of writing it and think it still holds up!!!! #also the drink he’s holding is lemonade lmao #also also he is wearing loop earplugs because i have them and didn’t know what else to do #hashtag not sponsored #thank you so much for this prompt!!! i had a lot of fun with it :D #scooby doo #scooby doo fanart #fred jones #fred scooby doo #nem art :) #scooby doo and nemmet too!

[distant-velleity]

“Let’s go to Wonderland.”

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Yuhua “Yu” Wei (魏 瑜花)

A strange boy from another world who “transmigrated” to Twisted Wonderland. Without magic, a monster to partner with, or even being old enough to enroll, he was taken in as Crewel's assistant. He often gets caught up in the student body's troubles, however.

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Known Facts

Birthday: January 27 (Aquarius)

Age: &lt;16

Height: 160 cm

Dominant hand: Right

Hobbies: Dancing, reading, solitaire

Pet peeves: Obnoxious students with no intelligence

Favorite food: Anything sweet and refreshing with fruits

Least favorite food: Mushrooms

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Known Personality Aspects

Yu's outward persona can change depending on who he is with. Around teachers and respected upperclassmen (so authority figures), he is respectful and earnest. Around close friends, he is more outspoken and brash, but also playful and encouraging. Around strangers, he is meek but affable when spoken to. So on and so forth. His behavior will change depending on how the other person treats him, however.

One thing that stays consistent is his anxiety; although he does try to hide it, his naturally cowardly nature will pop out from time to time. Because of this and his poor self-image, he is often willing to subtly use others for his own benefit if he does not/cannot do something by himself.

However, that does not negate his temper, which often comes out explosively and violently when he is pushed to his limits. In fact, his self-hatred makes his anger even more potent. Be prepared for a barrage of insults and curse words should you step out of line around Yu.

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System & Other Status Effects

If you have ever read SVSSS (which I have not and don't plan on), you will recall that the transmigrating protagonist has a digital system that aids him. Yu has something similar; when there is no one around, he can access these holographic screens that inform him of upcoming missions, events, and his relationships with others. He also receives notifications related to all of the above.

Another problem he has to deal with is that after each Overblot battle, he is sort of knocked out and forced to watch the memories of the Overblotter, who also gets to see some of his memories. He doesn't really know why so he sort of just chalks it up to the System treating everything like a video game.

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Trivia

Much like how the teachers have their own uniforms, Yu also has his own magic-enforced "dorm uniform." It seems to take inspiration from a Far East fairytale, where a young maiden was aided by her late mother in the form of a beautiful, golden carp. Yu wears a locket that is enchanted to switch him into his dorm uniform when he opens it.

He typically wears what looks like the standard school uniform because 1) it goes under his labcoat in the classroom due to safety procedures, and 2) it makes him stand out less.

Floyd calls him “Li'l Koi.” Other students will frequently refer to him as “the TA.”

Although he isn't a student and thus cannot really join any clubs, he frequently visits the Film Research Club.

#kai's writing #twisted wonderland #twst #twst oc #yuusona #headcanons #disclaimer i do not really look like this irl lmao #took inspo from another fic for the post-ob memory showcase part #and honestly the system part was too funny not to give him #imagine u walk away from a convo u thought was pleasant and then u get this notif: #[ You've pissed off (character). +5 frustration points. +1 hatred point. ] #thats literally what it looks like to him #its not accurate to svsss or orv (another inspo) at all but hell if i care im having fun w/ it #anyway sorry for rambling so much but i have had ideas for him for a few months now lol so

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The update is deliciously angsty and smutty in so many way 😭 i'm just beyond happy when i see the update from you author 😭 i always revisiting 'ur tumblr / replaying the game and all the routes many times because i missed all the ROs and you too ofc author 😭 thank you so much for the update 💖 its just amazing , i love it 💖 pls take your time writing the next update , i hope you will always be healthy and well 💖 have a nice day / night 💖 bless you author 💖

Ough anon :') you're gonna make me cry (happy tears)

Thank you for stopping by and leaving such nice words, and good health to you too!!

The good news is that most of the next update is written, and I have written so much I just have to sort everything into working branches and moments that fit your MC best. It's a whole mess, but I don't think it will take as long as this update at least 💀

#ouroboros-if #interactive fiction #right now im taking some time off the main narrative to work on the short stories for your Mc. and its a lot of fun :> im definitely still #learning about taking my time and writing as inspiration has had time to settle #i could pump out 2k words a day if I wanted to but that's not writing its just typing #for me at least. I end up scrapping too many words for it to be worth it #so it might be slow but it will read much much better than something I just slapped together #anyway. lmao #thank you for this wonderful ask ❤️

[cookinguptales]

Hi! Just wanted to drop by and tell you that your Karabita fics are AMAZING they've brought me so much joy and comfort 🥺 as I'm sure you can tell since I probably spammed your notes endlessly with likes and reblogs and silly tags these past few days. But gosh, it was just SO GOOD you're an amazing writer and after so many hours of joy I just really had to let you know (again haha). Thank you sooo much for sharing your work!! It was simply lovely 😔💜

I've really enjoyed reading your tags!! I haven't really thought about karabita much in the past few years, so it was nice to kind of have a walk down memory lane. I found myself reading back through some of my old work as you were reblogging it, and it was really nostalgic.

I didn't actually realize how much karabita I wrote! I've just been going off my AO3 stats for years. But I had a tendency to put stuff on tumblr back then and I didn't always crosspost to AO3, apparently. Then again, there's also a lot of karabita that I put on AO3 and never put on tumblr. So it was wild to realize that, in addition to the 50+ karabita fics I posted to AO3, I apparently also had this whole mess of ficlets that were tumblr-only. I didn't remember writing most of them at all until I saw you reblogging them. lmao

Anyway... thank you very much! I'm really very genuinely glad you liked them. I didn't realize anyone was still reading those. I haven't seen most of s2 or any of s3 (I bounced off of s2 pretty hard) so I wasn't sure if that was still a ship that anyone cared about. It's nice to know people still care after all these years.

I also laughed a lot when I saw from your tags that my Osomatsu-san/Muppets crossover was the first Muppets fic you ever read, but I was glad you enjoyed it! I was even more well-known for Muppets than Osomatsu-san for a while there, which is why I assume someone asked for that. It really made me laugh when I realized that I'd accidentally reeled someone into Muppets from karabita; the two are just such wildly different fandoms. (Though... in other ways very similar...)

I'm not in karabita fandom anymore, but I'll admit that it was a really fun part of my life. I really enjoyed all of the unhinged stuff I wrote, and I really loved how collaborative the fandom was. I didn't remember until I saw your notes how many ficlets I wrote based on requests back then, or how much fanart was made of those fics.

Natsukashii... 🥺

#replies #praise #though I'll admit I was a little alarmed to see how often I mentioned in those tumblr posts that I was tipsy-writing lmao #I was in a LOT of pain my senior year of college when I was writing karabita #I hadn't started taking doctor-recommended cannabis and ketamine yet so I was in SO much pain #my chronic illnesses were wildly unmanaged when I was in college and honestly it almost killed me #I rarely drink much these days so seeing all these posts about how I was writing drunk (and sometimes editing drunk too) had me like.. ah.. #I remember my ribs becoming dislocated and drinking like half a bottle of wine and writing fanfic to distract myself #like....... a lot. that happened a lot. #not healthy days honestly but normal painkillers didn't work... #so I guess I really do not miss that part #but the ship itself was a lot of fun

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if u like gay trans smut u should read my new (and last) chapter of come into the water where near pegs mello and matt :)))

here's a snippet:

The little flame burning inside Near fattens, shooting out a few sparks. He pushes forward until the entire dildo is concealed. With a gasp, Matt arches his spine and leans back, fucking himself lazily.

Mello leans over to press a kiss to Matt’s temple.

“Oh, that’s a good boy, Matty,” Mello purrs. “You like taking Near’s big cock?”

“Mhmmm,” Matt hums between sobs of pleasure. “You’ve got some competition.”

Mello frowns momentarily before looking up at Near, eyes sparkling.

“Go on, Near. Fuck him like you mean it.”

#i had so much fun writing this #i hope ppl enjoy the last chap after waiting like a month for it lmao #my bad y'all #actually i think i did p well time-wise. i was just too optimistic abt how fast i could write