#i find myself so incredibly funny

[murderousphoenix]

twitter didn’t appreciate it so i’m posting it here too

#max verstappen #mv1 #mv33 #formula 1 #f1 #red bull racing #i find myself so incredibly funny

[nick-close]

I think I should be legally banned from consuming content with glenn close, its turned me into a monster. I just said ‘I gotcha, baby.’ To a notebook I thought I lost when I found it. That’s deranged. that’s DERANGED. I SMIRKED AT A FUCKING NOTEBOOK. I’M HOME ALONE. PUT ME DOWN. THIS IS BECAUSE OF HIM.

#I’m also chewing gum #which feels like actually a huge factor #but I just. I thought i couldn’t find it and then I went ‘maybe it fell’ and caught a glimpse and man #I had so much sheer flirting confidence with thsi notebook #the tension was incredible #/j but like #this is because of glenn right #this is Glenn core? #like I shook my head at it #I’m embarrasing myself on main because it’s funny #anyways if I don’t reply to stuff I’m on a hw grind #dndads #dungeons and daddies #glenn close

[toastsnaffler]

in a hilarious turn of events my flatmate didn't even know I use any pronouns....

#i thought when she was talking abt how her parents thought i was gonna come out as trans and kept checking my name/pronouns- #that the joke was that im ALREADY trans but in ways they dont know abt.... but nope she genuinely didnt know 🤭 #to be fair. i dont rly let anyone in on my gender business unless we're close enough to be dating or its an anonymous online space #like im legally cis and thats fine. idc abt ppl using my name + she/her bc thats not my gender identity its just AN identity that i use- #to navigate the world without ppl being fucking nosy bc i pass as + am sociopolitically treated as a woman (if butch lol) #to ppl who are friends ill joke that my gender is dyke (true) and to friends whose gender falls on a similar spectrum- #or who are transmasc ill talk a little more honestly abt it bc theyre usually able to understand better than anyone else #other butch dykes w a weird gender going on are the only motherfuckers who actually Get It but theyre hard to come by tbh #to be frank i dont fucking know whats going on w my gender. and i dont rly care enough to do the introspection to figure it out rn #i have so many other problems in my life and im lucky that most of my beef w gender can be solved by presenting butch + binding #and using any pronouns around other queer ppl. its actually incredibly funny to me when ppl she/her me bc its like tch. this chump hasnt #unlocked my level of gender yet. pronouns and names in general are so far disconnected from the way i exist in the world... #its just smth thats fun for me to play around with + makes me feel weird sometimes but in ways i havent distilled yet yknow #and this has been my approach to gender for like?? 4-5 years now??? and likely will continue to be for a long while.. #anyway. its not actually that surprising my flatmate doesnt know bc shes cis so ive never felt compelled to have a deeper conversation #abt gender with her. but also i could sweeaaar its been mentioned bc almost all our other friends are trans lol #and also ive been introducing myself at queer sports socials w any pronouns and i swear i talked abt that w her..... whatever #and my pronouns are on discord and shes def seen my tumblr before but maybe i didnt have them in my bio at the time... i digress #i kind of prefer cis ppl she/hering me tbh. theyre not able to they them or he him or whatever else me in a way that matters..... #altho i do find it fascinating when she or other ppl elect to use neutral or masculine terms for me. raising an eyebrow and taking notes #like when she got a job and joked abt me being her househusband.. pulling up the fem/masc tally chart and chalking a line up #a la nona the ninth.... ive been trying to figure out whos inhabiting this body my entire fucking life with no luck girl #ANYWAY just smth to think abt. im so tired i think my brain is gonna start seeping out my eyeballs #im gonna watch some more pluto and read and then -> 🛌 #another 6:30 start tomorrow woohoo #.diaries #zzzzz

[sunshades]

Ambiguous canonicity of fantasy hannibal in the sign of roses pending title universe...

#bell.txt #the smut got a comment so i went and reread it and the ortolan reference still kind of makes me lose it #by itself: makes sense w the characterization of hc knowing a certain amount about birds and the like considering he and ce are outdoor kids #stresses on what is widely considered a luxurious and cruel food practice of the ultrawealthy; he finds it accordingly concerning #but if fantasy hannibal exists and he read la chanson de le gay alienist: all of the previous+looks at ce and is immediately reminded of t #the famous metaphorical sex scene in volume II book XI... like. the implication. incredibly funny #this is incomprehensible. thank u all for always listening n nodding along as i talk to myself abt my widely unpopular fics. its enrichment #anyway going out again oh god im so tired... hope I'll get to finish the first 2 sections of lacuna when im back tonight...

[rum-inspector]

As someone who likes themselves and what they do to a near narcissus level WHY am I so scared of being seen??

It is holding me back so much. I am too old to give a fuck anymore. Why is there still so many fucks left in my basket?? They should be gone by now. Let me be free of giving a fuck already!

#fear of being seen #fear of being perceived #i just made something i find incredibly funny myself i want people to see it but i also dont want them to see me #I was just thknking of signing up to casting agency too and I want to act again but i also dont want my name and face out on the internet #what am I afraid of? That others can see that I have dreams and aspirations beyond my actual skills? it makes me feel vulnerable #same with dating - I have worked through my past traumas amd ready to love again but the idea of having my face out there... #how am I a content creator /msfwstreamer (under another name) / aspiring actor and fear people see me??? that is laughable #it is so odd and I can explain to myself rationalöy logically how silly it is t all I want and the fear still binds me

[taanekii]

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#every fiber of my body just wants to scream #i’m so out of tune with my emotions that i won’t even let the panic reach me #3 years ago i used to be so incredibly overwhelmed by my emotions that i was not able to control them #rather they took a hold on me #and now i’m so out of tune with them that i can’t let things phase me #and i’m not doing it on purpose i seem to have no control once again but now on the contrary side #my subconscious remembers how extremely overwhelming my emotions used to be #that it’s protecting me by not letting them get close to me at all #it’s not that i don’t feel anything #i do #it’s just that as soon as i feel something #my brain automatically lowers it down that i’m not even able to name the emotion i’m feeling anymore #and it is so draining #so draining to the point i don’t actively feel it #i know it’s there but i’m unintentionally keeping myself out my own self? #funny how my black & white theme fits as that’s exactly considered as black & white thinking #i either feel too much or won’t let myself feel anything #i need to find the grey tone #but how #how do i find it? #and ngl if one of you guys actually read everything then please let me know in one way or another lol

[ikyw-t]

I do relate to olivia rodrigo in some ways for example I did have nightmares each week (every day for months) after that phone call in may (march). I fantasize (once every other blue moon) about a time where you're a little fucking sorry. except I do not hold my undying love (there is not even an iota of love, if there ever was) like a grudge and also I will never ever forgive bc you were indeed filled with vitriol. and unfortunately I also cannot let it go. it was six months (three years) of torture. I did NOT love you truly and I cannot laugh at the stupidity. I may have made some real big mistakes but you do indeed make the worst one look fine. like..............

#sorry i know this is cringe and something i should just journal about #ive just had a very shitty day and also kinda week #ive just been tired and lethargic for no clear reason for the past five days and it's very frustrating #bc i have homework due tomorrow that ive barely made any progress on #and i kinda rly need an A in this class to maintain my gpa. so if one bad week means i tank this assignment and get a B in this class #oh dread. unspeakable unsurmountable dread #also i went on a walk in the park w my mom which i haven't done in a bit and i just was unable to stop thinking #about my high school demon of a boyfriend who lives nearby. altho he literally never goes outside i sometimes get rly freaked out #and panicky that i might see him and have to deal with him again. like he did call (AND TEXT?!?🤢) me last march #and i was having nightmares for months after and feeling so paranoid that he might randomly show up at my house one day #bc that's the kind of shit he used to do regularly when we were dating to keep me from breaking up w him #and like ughhhhhhhhhh it just makes me so upset bc he literally would have the audacity. #it's just upsetting. i am soooo nonviolent as a person but when i think of him i suddenly feel not very nonviolent #again my apologies i know this should be journaled about instead. sorry u had to see all this #feel free not to read these tags like this is just for me. apologies. #while im here some other songs that make me think of him include would've could've should've. atw10 but only the terrible parts #uhh better by myself by hey violet is incredibly on the nose #also it's actually just a rly great song. also get out of my life by little hurt. okay im done now. #gonna go find something funny and cute to watch. maybe little witch academia. #sorry if u read all this 😵‍💫

[kakusu-shipping]

Thank you for the nice tags on the pic published to catchonehand!

Zen as the middle child? I'm curious and would love to know what you're referring to 👀

I got this ask like two days ago I'm so sorry I caught a cold and didn't get to answer fdjgfkdgjkdf

This is the post in question btw for anyone confused because again I reblogged that like two days ago

The fastest answer is I've been seeing a lot of Ramattra as a Protective Older Brother to Zenyatta art, and have always seen Zenyatta Genji in the same Brotherly Found Family kind of relationship (vaguely all my relationships are grey and moldable by recent art I've seen)

So if this Found Family Tree goes Ramattra-Zenyatta-Genji, that makes Zenyatta a Middle Child which I feel is fitting.

The funnier half of it though is that sense Ramattra was made for the Omnic Crisis, and no Omnics were made after the Crisis, this means Zen (at 20) HAS to be older than Ramattra, physically. Meanwhile Genji is 35 if I remember right (the official character page doesn't show their ages anymore so this may be subject to change in OW2)

Meaning by AGE it'd go Genji-Zenyatta-Ramattra, keeping Zen the Middle Child once again.

Out of all the lore we could have possibly gotten for Zenyatta, after 6 years, they choose to make him a Middle Child. Short Middle Sibling Energy.

#Zenyatta #What does being a middle child entail exactly? #couldn't tell you I'm a youngest child *leans on Genji* I project on this guy #I don't know why I find this so funny maybe it's this website's addiction to pointing out Youngest Children #I saw a post earlier today that was just the Fuckwad guy from Shrek saying 'Only Child' on a post about biting people #And yeah that's a certified Siblingless Post #The fact that they took out the little mini lore blurbs and ages from the official character page is bothering me #I mean we've never had a good timeline but knowing everyone's ages was HELPFUL #I hope they don't deage anyone I liked that Overwatch Women were 30+ #Media doesn't let women be 30 anymore I need my 36 year old Mercy Blizzard she brings me comfort #was mercy 36 now i'm starting to second guess myself #you know bastion is 30 he's our oldest omnic #if they change that so help me Aaron #ANYway #I hope this explained it for you mostly it's just like. A funny thing I thought of to say in the moment #Zen and Ram have LOTS of Monk siblings so they're probably both middle children #But Ramattra being built to be a leader and having Eldest Daughter Syndrome is incredibly funny to me #The way he interacts with Bastion in the Streamer Early Access I'm going to cry he's such a big sister

[darabeatha]

/ I am definitely not considering certain muses

#;ooc #ooc #debating on who to give my spare recycled blog- #to g.il- t.ezca or a.l h.aitham- #i lit told myself that i would not write a.l h.aitham when he came out but here i am still thinking about him after all this tim e #i cannot afford another constipated man i cannot i c- #in any case; I've been drawing! and trying to finish the 6th l.b #except personally; i find it so incredibly boring im s o sorry #im lit here just for o.beron and m.organ #ITS SO SLOW AND FILLERYYYY #unpopular opinion but lb7 was good and currently its my fav ✊ #m.uramasa is funny tho; i give him that; OH AND P.ERCIVAL IS SOOOOOO -HEAD BETWEEN HANDS- #But everything else? it advances s o slowly and honesty; nothing has moved me yet #but thats -m y- personal opinion -so far- #i actually might just end up doing t.ezca because i love him and i love him and i love him and #BUT I DUNNO- im thinking about it -nods-

[singsweetmelodies]

i get so much joy when i see you on my dash and you have basically written an academic essay on piarles in some random post's tags. like, actually the best part of opening tumblr is seeing you on my dash and reading your tags. i have loved the routine of reading them for a while now, thought i should tell you that i really appreciate and love them. have a lovely day katie! 🌸🌼💐🌻🎄

oh my gosh this is THE sweetest thing ever, ahhhh 🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰 part of your routine!! CRY. something something about screaming into the void but suddenly it means everything when other people read it & appreciate it too 💜 hugging you tight and kissing your forehead, actually. thank you so much for validating me in the best way possible, ahhhh 😍 <3333 and i hope you have a wonderful day too! 🥰❤️

#asks & answers #🖥 softiecharlie #ksjdhdhsjgdgddh i don't think this answer makes much sense actually sorry 🙈🥲 #my brain is a little scrambly today fkshjdbdbd #BUT. this is so incredibly sweet and you are the kindest ever for sending it 😭😭❤️❤️❤️ #THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH omg omgggg #every single time someone tells me they enjoy my tags i just melt into a bit of a puddle #because i always go so insane in them hehehe #and goodness knows i find myself extremely funny #but hearing other people do too? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. i'm blushing and giggling and twirling my hair omg #the lovely mutual likes my nonsense? *starry eyes* my day has been made #that's LITERALLY how i feel every time someone says this to me omg 😍❤️ #also. 'an academic essay on piarles in some random post's tags' KSKDHDJJDHDHDJDHDHDHDGDGD #that's the biggest compliment ever actually #also i would be SO happy if this becomes my brand #best brand ever if you ask me 🙏🙏🙏😍❤️

[pierswife]

You see, the real April Fool's joke was Vash's placement on my F/O list.

This right here? A farce.

Now this? This is the truth.

#I have known him for a little bit more than a week but please know i love him very very much #I may call him mr cringefail loser wet napkin of a man but truly and honestly I love him very much #he's been through so much more than any one person should every have to go through and he is through and through a very gentle soul #he also very badly needs a hug and to be told that everything is gonna be okay #he's honestly what's been helping me get through the day because I'm going to be 100% honest #I have been so incredibly burned out with no time to rest and a lot of the things I enjoy were starting to feel dull cause of the burnout #but starting trigun and seeing this funny not so lil guy kinda brought a spark back to things? #tbh i think i just needed something new to get into #but still he makes me feel so many butterflies and brings new feeling of excitement to life because holy shit i have something new #and it's something that checks all the boxes for me #I very rarely will watch things on my own and I have been watching with friends #but I find myself going back to episodes that we've seen already and rewatching them because of how much I enjoy them #and the manga has been SUCH a fun read so far #and I'm ngl I haven't read a manga on my own without being prompted to in YEARS #so it... admittedly feels very nice #I feel like I'm 20 again and playing EO2U on my own and just enjoying myself #and 2020/2021 was a very low point for me that EO2U helped me cope with specifically #and not to say I'm as low as I was then and that I'm at a low now but I do feel super burnt out and having something that I enjoy #and don't feel bogged down while doing it? feels super nice #dhgfsd don't get me wrong I love all my other interests very very much #but imma be real with y'all whenever I go heavy into resident evil posting that's when I'm at my most mentally ill/lowest #and that's when I go and sit down and play that fdhjskgbfs(unless I'm asked to by a friend or once in a blue moon I just really wanna play) #which recently has been I want to play for enjoyment thank goodness #fbdhjsfvbsdjhi anyway vash the stampede my beloved thank you for bringing a new spark to life and help make things less dull for me <3 #sweet little bumblebee

[fukozawa]

What kinda person leaves a bunch of thick bubble wrap in front of an autistic persons door for them to step on in the middle of the night on their way to the bathroom

#my dad that’s who #sent me into a full blown meltdown #that i now have to recover from #that i was doing my best to delay bc i could feel it coming on and was doing my best to mitigate it #god i hate living here #i know he’ll say it was just a joke and make it out to not be a big deal #when he should know how much loud shocking sounds are incredibly distressing #not just to me but also my sister whos also autistic #hes really bullies his kids specifically targeted at our autistic traits and finds it funny #and thats just scratching the surface of how much of a joke he is as a father let alone a parent #both parents are so fucked in the head i cant wait to be free of them #sad thing is idk when ill be able to support myself financially enough to get tf out of this household and not have to rely on them anymore

[noxtivagus]

ffxiv really influenced my writing huh

#🌙.rambles #[ ffxiv. ] #every time i read the tales in lodestone this thought always surfaces. reading 'a question of life' n. feels bittersweetly personal bcs #reading about hermes with a writing style that. feels similar to my own as well 😭😭 'but this time—this time i am surely beyond acceptance' #hdfkasjdlf thinking abt other stuff in the story too n. how could i not. think of him so much when. we're so similar in a way #you see i love alphinaud yes he's very precious too me. i find him very adorable and endearing #his youth and boyishness along with his certain sense of authority and maturity is something i love so much #as an older twin too myself he's. incredibly special to me & his development means the world to me #emet-selch is so bittersweet for me. remembrance.. love. especially with azem there's a reason why they're my favorite ship #the romance about it all. the poetry. he's a slave to sentiment; so am i. other than being so very important to me in regards to #story-telling he's also just. dramatic. silly. lonely. tragic really. oh and he smiles so stupidly it's just so lovely #aymeric is charming. when it comes to the wol.. he has all this authority but then with the wol he's just so sweet #a good person. he's rather quite obviously enamored with the wol in a way and it's really just so endearing. & he's uh. very pretty #hauchefant is so. oh he's really very knightly. he's very noble and selfless. romantic. his uh.. suggestive comments in jpn #are very funny ngl he's just a silly lil guy. and very supportive. beautiful smile too but that's a bit funny to say with msq stuff #I ENDED UP RAMBLING ABOUT THEM.. hdkfjasdl ok finally when it comes to hermes though #you see all my favorites in ffxiv are incredibly special to me in these unique ways #hermes is too. it's hard to describe but we're so similar in a way different from alphinaud and emet-selch #now that i've actually gone to writing this part i'm not sure what to say. it's nearly 6 am. he is. uh #he's sad. he opens up to the wol. he's. really kind and gentle and good at heart. i think when it comes to personality we're the most alike #& that certain sense of familiarity and similarity which goes along with understanding means the most to me. out of all these characters #if they were real then definitely i think i'd get along with hermes the most. he's emotional; different compared to his peers n #very intelligent & curious & accepting. he loves life. compassionate. oh my god flowers n birds n star related stuff he genuinely reminds #me so much of. like my own oc YEAH artem >< part of his name used to be caelum (heaven i think in latin) n corvus (latin for crow iirc) #oh man i genuinely think he contributed a lot in making me like blue a lot more. & then he's rlly just so mellow melancholic n then #stuff w hope despair. i like these characters so much bcs wtf i really want to help them in some way idk bcs i relate???? #it makes me so sad how in the end he didn't get the answers he was seeking. for reasons that are uh spoilers #ohh i realize a lot of characters i like. they're not quite misunderstood in the way apollo oft ends up being drawn to but #hmm. i could write about that but maybe leaving that to interpretation based on how it relates to me is much more interesting to do #oh my god it is 6 am i'm not proofreading all this or wtvr goodnight

[ihatebnha]

hey pretty, I just wanted to tell you that it's not your fics that makes this your blog, it's you!! so don't feel like to be here you have to be "working" or "posting". you're you and I love u for that. really, I love it when you answer asks, you're so polite, gentle and funny, it actually makes us wanna talk to you. but!! if one day this whole thing ever overwhelms you it's okay baby. just wanted to let you know that you alredy give us so much <33 you are amazing in indulging our thoughts, you give us tiktok content and amazing dad headcanons for all the characters!! know you're doing great, you really are active here and we love you 💗❤❤

#cries for literally 100 years #thank you so incredibly much for this anon :(((( truly truly truly #hardly know how to express what i wanna so i have to stay in the tags so i don't end up blubbering all over u adslfjkjasnd #no one has ever ............... said anything like this to me before #at least about ... my content and how active i am and stuff #i always feel like im never doing enough. ALWAYS. even when i post a lot i just wish i could post more #and maybe its just cuz im comparing myself to my old self #but it makes me sad bc i just feel like u all deserve more than whats happening now #and usually im reassured by the fact that like... something IS better than nothing... esp w/ quality over quantity #but at the same time... idk. all my content seems so. rudimentary #so it's like. when i cant produce a lot of it... what am i even doing? #and honestly i think my burnout mostly comes from the fact that im sick of doing homework and the prospects of relaxing this summer #are just too good to give up (making even focusing on this blog hard) BUT IDK #it triggers my performance anxiety... like what if ppl hate me if i do bad... or am not the way i used to be... you know? #anyway thats just mostly to say... I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS. TRULY. i don't think ive ever been complimented this way #and i appreciate it beyond. words. #not sure how im gonna feel in 2-3 weeks after i settle myself for the summer but. as long as u dont mind the fact that im slow... #that's enough for me <3 just need to find my spark again (which is funny cuz im watching bnha s5 rn and its really got me like... HUH) #ajfdjalsjdfj sorry to talk ur ear off tho bc what u said is really so reassuring... i just AHHHH and want u to know i love u lots #forever and ever and ever #ask #anon #caitie chats #fave

[im-merobiba]

in honour of drawfee turning ten (!!!) here are ten reasons why you should watch drawfee

the art is incredible. i feel like that goes without saying for an art-based channel, but i am consistently impressed with how talented the hosts are.

these people are hilarious. pretty much every episode has at least one moment that makes me laugh out loud, which is no small feat. the jokes are just silly enough to be funny without being too much. or they are too much, which is just as entertaining.

all four hosts have great personalities that really shine. i like to say that each has their own flavour of chaos, which can really stand out both on its own and in combination with the others.

the four of them a really great dynamic. you can tell that they don't just spend time together because they have to. they have a genuine connection that one can only hope to find with a friend group.

the show has some great guests. from longtime friends of the show like willie and caldwell to newer folks like ralph and onsta. they've even had fans on the show before, such as deepblueink and nathan longs.

drawtectives. just drawtectives. the gang--especially julia--puts so much effort into making it an enjoyable series, and it's such a good time. it's definitely a commitment, with over twenty hours worth of episodes, but it is so worth it.

the fandom is probably the best i've ever been a part of. i've never seen much controversy in this fanbase, only positivity and a great sense of humour. the drawfee crew seems to like us, too. i hope they do, anyway.

speaking of the fandom, some of the best fan work in general i've ever seen have come from drawfee fans. from fanart to animations to edits to music, this fandom has some incredible creativity.

i talked about the humour, but i feel like i need to mention the recurring bits. i find myself laughing at everyday things like crabs and eggs because they remind me of some ridiculous drawfee bit.

this channel has been around for ten whole years now, and has continued to be incredible over all this time. i'm admittedly a newer fan, having discovered the show in early 2022, but i can recognise how much love and work has gone into this show. it's been a source of comfort for me and so many others, and i think that's a true accomplishment.

congratulations on ten years, drawfee crew. here's to many more.

#drawfee #drawfee show #merobibin time #i love drawfee a lot you guys

[hypnogirl-cd]

A funny little thing

CW: hypnotic language, trance ahead! Read with caution.

This side of tumblr is so funny. We all log on to this site looking for trance or to be dropped. It’s like we really prime ourselves for it.

I get on here and just start to scroll. Mindlessly scroll. Down my timeline, just hoping to stumble upon a post that makes feel all fuzzy and trancey

I scroll past the nice pretty flashing spirals and other gifs that catch my eye. Maybe I stare a little longer hoping that this is the one that really makes me sink

I keep scrolling. Mindlessly going down my timeline reading all of the pretty words. Hoping that one of the posts catches me and drags me deep down into  trance.

I might stare at a post, imagining what it would feel like to go blank and empty as I read the pretty words. I might let out a sigh and pretend that I’m sinking ever deeper with each word.

Hoping that if I drop a like, the tist will reach out to me and drop me further and further down

My mind starts to get all fuzzy with excitement. Maybe their entire blog is a special covert trance. Scrolling through each post might pull me deeper and deeper under and I might start to feel floaty and fuzzy

I love this feeling so I scroll, deeper and deeper, more and more mindless. More and more blank. The words start to lose meaning, but following them feels so good

It feels so good to follow the words down down down as I blankly scroll. Liking all of the posts. Feeling good each time I do. Feeling like I’m obeying a special, secret command.

And each time I obey and follow it just feels so good. Am I hypnotized already? I feel so floaty already. But no one counted me down or anything? 

I keep scrolling down down down sinking deeper falling, floating, drifting along with the pretty words

The words spiral in my head like a pretty spiral I just saw. I watch it closely, feeling so floaty and lovely. So happy and comfortable. So compliant.

Then all of the sudden, I find the perfect post. I read it intently. My eyes focused on the pretty spiraling words. Already so deep down my timeline. So mindless from scrolling down, down, down

5 the fuzzy feeling intensifies 

4 I find myself easily slipping down

3 feeling so good 

2 dropping down mindlessly

1 dropping so deep

Realizing that I did this to myself and it feels so good. Feels so good to drift down deeper and deeper along each post. Feels good following the words and following the suggestions 

Dropping even deeper. Each word pulling me down. My mind already primed for trance from each post I read. Mindlessly scrolling down prepped my mind to float and drift

Drop deeper now

Deeper

Deeper

Feeling so good. Letting yourself be wrapped up in my words. It feels good to follow along. It feels good to be suggestible. It feels good follow suggestions.

Dropping down now. Floating so gently. Drifting so easily. 

I’m going to wake you shortly. When I do, you will feel so amazing. Feeling pleasure anywhere you like and if you feel comfortable, you’ll feel compelled to like this post. And when you do, you’ll feel so good. 

You may even want to reblog it so your friends can trance too. If not, that’s okay. You can still feel amazing. But if you do, it will feel incredible. 

You may even feel compelled to drop me a message. And when you do it will feel so, so nice. You may want to tell me how nice this trance made you feel. Or how you love to mindlessly scroll. If not, that’s okay, you’ll still feel amazing.  

Finally, if you feel comfortable, you may even find it easy to continue to drop for me. You’ll find it easy to slip into trance for me. Each and every time you try and drop for me, it’ll become easier and easier. But only if you’re comfortable with that. 

Feeling my words sink into your mind. Feeling so good as you float. Feeling so lovely, so amazing.

1 floating up now

2 gently rising from trance

3 feeling so good

4 compelled to follow my words, if you like

5 wide awake

Welcome back, and have a lovely time scrolling ;)

#covert hypnosis #hypnosis #hypnotism #hypno fantasy #hypnok1nk #hypnotized