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Esteban, Charles, Lance, and George | ERDF Masters Karting, Bercy, Paris, France, 10-11 December 2011 (Source)

#oooough #glance lore #my heart hurts #they r so SMALL #george buddy are you ok #IS THAT FUCKING ESTIE AND CHARLES IN THE BACK #my god #gr63 #ls18 #lanceposting #georgeposting #glance #maple scone #<- remembered that one today

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Galex | You & I, One Direction

#ow :( #that hurt a little bit #brocedes will always haunt me #galex #gr63 #aa23 #f1 #yeah!

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shoutout to my girlfriend who just reminded me she sent me a pic of George and Carmen and said they were us, causing me to spontaneously burst into tears over the phone for about an hour. Thanks babe i love you.

#she can’t see this she doesn’t have tumblr #won’t tag this with george as like. this is my life #not a georgepost sorry guys #i just love my gf so much

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Lewis: You know you can die from that, right? Lance: [vaping] That’s the point. Max: [drinking a gin and tonic] We’re trying to speed this up. Logan: [Eating raw cookie dough and nodding]

#lance is so me #whoops #lance stroll #ls18 #lanceposting

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Marco just hear me out

George and Lance "secret relationship" (Fernando and Lewis know and bully the fuck outta them)

I LIKE YOUR WAY OF THINKING!!! YES!!!

Bonus points if they think they’re being sneaky but the way nando and lew found out was that they found them making out behind the AM motor home. Not being sneaky at all like the freaks they are; just going at it. they hear a camera click and nando is just stood there with his phone out like ‘very nice well done’.

#lance stroll #ls18 #george russell #gr63 #lanceposting #georgeposting #glance #6318 #1863

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the many faces of lancey strolley

#YEEEEAAAAH #THERE HIS ISS #lancey strolley #my goat #lance stroll #ls18 #lanceposting

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being a glance truther is like shouting into the void and occasionally hearing a pained cry in response

#WE’RE HERE #ITS OK #there’s like 5 of us but YEAAAAH #lance stroll #ls18 #george russell #gr63 #glance #georgeposting #lanceposting #6318 #1863

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always kills me when they post the aston martin line-up with a question mark. like gee i wonder who will have that seat. a mystery..

#ls18 #lance stroll #lanceposting #THIS SO REAL #like be fr #be serious #who else would have that seat

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twitter didn’t appreciate it so i’m posting it here too

#max verstappen #mv1 #mv33 #formula 1 #f1 #red bull racing #i find myself so incredibly funny

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“lestappen has the best lore!” “no it’s loscar” WRONG. you’re all wrong. it’s glance.

#lance stroll #ls18 #george russell #gr63 #glance #f1 #formula 1 #sorry lads xx #i said what i said

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in other news, i’m never skipping a gp again!

#fuck european timings #i’m waking up whenever i fucking need to for a GP now #NEVER MISSING A RACE AGAIN #max dnf??? #FERRARI 1-2??? #CARLANDO AND CHARLOS PODIUM??? #another last lap george crash??? #sorry for that last tag #i’m aware the crash wasn’t the last lap but it’s close enough

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So many things could have gone wrong if - The gap between Lance and George was smaller - Lance's engineer didn't warn him in time - There were other cars close by

I don't like that there were so many what if's that aren't accounted for when it comes to driver's safety, it should be priority, no argument. Calling a VSC when a car is like that is a joke.

#THIS!!! #i physically can't watch the video #<- me too #i watched the video once and hearing the desperation in his voice #oh my god it makes me sick #literally #george russell #gr63 #he is SO incredibly lucky #if someone hit him from that angle? #dead. if not then seriously injured #reminded me of anthoine hubert’s accident #yeah #that’s how bad it could have been #fuck.

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snakes

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Don't know about you, but sweaty Lance is something different....

#OH MY #FUCKING GOD? #HOLY SHIT DUDE #ls18 #lance stroll #lanceposting

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okay maybe im obsessed with vampire au

#landoscar #going feral rn? #ln4 #op81 #lando norris #oscar piastri

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tbt the race today when i was getting bored and asked for a safety car. then lance happened.

#I CAUSED IT #IM SO SORRY BBY #LITERALLT I SENT THIS AND A MINUTE LATER WE SEE HIM GO OFF #I WAS SO DISTRAUGHT #f1 #lance stroll #ls18 #formula 1 #aston martin f1 #lanceposting

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lance: hit the wall

engineer: ok. can you get it back lance?

lance: ...no? i'm in the wall?

#he makes me giggle so much #i love him #lance stroll #ls18 #f1 #formula 1 #aston martin f1