guys do you think that when Lance gets sunburnt George puts aftersun on him while lecturing him about the dangers of skin cancer and how he’s going to ruin his skin if he keeps forgetting suncream. And lance just sits there like
“George. shut the fuck up.”
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You unworthy mortals shouldn’t even be reading my words.
Lance of the Shitenou. That’s all you need to know. And soon, you will be repenting for every crime you have committed.
{ ooc under cut }
// MECHAZZICONNORAMES BACK AT IT AGAIN BABEY @edgymcfries @arche0ps FINE YOU WIN!!!!
// erm >~< pokespe lance rp blog. just before yellow. i haven’t finished gsc/hgss btw so whatever i say is Canon (To Me).
// he/draco pro nouns wooo
// how’s he have a shiny gyarados and a seadra if he doesn’t have them in yellow…? ( ◠‿◠ ) stick around & find out!!
{ scale: reflect } - lancepost
{ scale: reblog } - what it says on the tin
{ scale: thunder } - asks
{ scale: etching } - art i did :]
{ scale: shrill cry } - ooc(ish) posts
{ claw: (insert name) } - people he likes :3
{ fang: (insert name) } - people he HATES!!
{ divine: (dragon-type name) } - dragon type pokémon :>
{ sacred: (pokémon name) } - again, what it says on the tin
{ wingbeat: (name) } - alternate versions of Lance woohooo
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💌 :) - @userhamilton
not only are your gifs immaculate you are hilarious - i love to see you on my timeline and i can safely say that you made me a certified card carrying lance stan just from your lanceposting. he went from just some canadian to my lil pookie bear
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listen ok i know i changed my icon already on the first. but i'm having real lanceposting hours right now
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being a glance truther is like shouting into the void and occasionally hearing a pained cry in response
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Marco just hear me out
George and Lance "secret relationship" (Fernando and Lewis know and bully the fuck outta them)
I LIKE YOUR WAY OF THINKING!!! YES!!!
Bonus points if they think they’re being sneaky but the way nando and lew found out was that they found them making out behind the AM motor home. Not being sneaky at all like the freaks they are; just going at it. they hear a camera click and nando is just stood there with his phone out like ‘very nice well done’.
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