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happy rika pokemas day to all who celebrate

#pokemon #rika #elite four rika

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#full half AND step siblings #it's a clusterfuck to explain just know that I have SUCH A HARD FUCKING TIME KEEPING TRACK OF BIRTHDAYS AND AGES

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if you're okay with others selfshipping with your ocs...

#I say this *so* affectionately: that bitch (/gn) is NOT me #also shhhh I know I said I was leaving self ship but this poll applies to me--

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#I'M A FUCKING DITTO OH MY GOD-- #the true nb experience... /j

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!

#the way this made me physically fucking cringe I know it's satire I know it's satire but holy shit

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Internet Safety

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Did I reblog this here yet??? I forget--

Photoshoot in Spikemuth? It's more likely than you think!

#also yes I know I'm on my phone at work shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHH #data log: manda's doodles #oc: amanda wilden (pkmn) #team yell team yell team yell teAM YELL

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This may be the best screenshot I’ve ever taken, the INTENSITY

O____O

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Hey guys hey hey guys how mad would yall be if I had ANOTHER angsty pokemanda idea?

#data log: personal #I love them so much I swear I do but unfortunately I am really good at inflicting sad on them ltjwodjwi IT'S TOO EASY #AND I'M A HORRIBLE OC MOM /gn FOR IT (funny)

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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

#GOOD FOR HER (billie eilish)

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Spotify playlist where every song title is a reference to a pokemon move. Is this anything?

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High effort shitpost that's proooobably been done already. Got the idea through a silly convo with a friend. But yeah, Друг MGS1 Foxhound edition

#mgs

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a collection

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do asmr moans

Or I could do fun little tumblr posts for you!

#PFFFFFT HELP???