“ oh, but its so human to crave ”
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During an Overlord Meeting
Random Overlord: So how'd you bag the King of Hell?
Alastor: Well I-
Lucifer: The first time we met he told me to go fuck myself and dropped a piano on my head
Other Overlords: ...
Lucifer: I've been charmed by his audacity ever since
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Growing up w no Instagram does SOMETHING to a bitch like I really get taken aback by how second nature it is for people to whip out their phones and take pictures of the most mundane things. Not because I judge them for it but bc apart from selfies, pictures w friends, and obligatory pictures on trips I literally forget to take pictures of my life period
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I love having a dog. she rings her bells and cries so I come to put her leash on her (since the bells are SUPPOSED to mean ‘take me outside’). as soon as her leash is on she instead instantly starts pulling me towards the kitchen where her food bowl is. I tell her she is early. she is perturbed by this. but she’s HUNGRY. she wants her food NOW. she continues trying to get me to follow her into the kitchen until it does, in fact, become dinner time. I suspect she gets the wrong lesson from this,
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Toasting at Aerion’s funeral was considered to be in very poor taste.
Loosely based off of my aerion funeral post
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