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yume-fanfare · 2 years
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mar you play genshin right? whos your favorite character :0
VENTIIIIII!!!!! light of my life where would i be without him <3 the main reason why i started playing alskjmdlskdjm
have him c2 with elegy of the end...............
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i don't think it's much of a surprise though slkdjfmlkdjfm
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charliemwrites · 6 months
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more feral biting price please? bonus points if she gets so scared she cries and instantly regrets it. price just having to take a deep breath in and calm the hysterical feral down? i feel like theres a big difference between price the first time they met and later on, he's way more pushy and condescending at first. I kinda like him mean and condescending?
you're probs sick of receiving requests for these two so feel free to ignore.
I’m not sick of it lol, they have a super interesting dynamic that changes depending on the scenarios and storyline.
I think the worst time would be when she bites down for real. Not just a warning nip like the first time he babysits, but a fully-committed chomp of fear or anger. Maybe because he’s been grooming her and she finally reaches her limit in contact or he does something she doesn’t like. She’s been giving him a warning noises and snapping without making actual contact but he’s been just laughing it away, challenging “you’re not gonna bite little thing”. Until she does. And yeah, it hurts, it’s gonna bruise, he probably even curses because ow.
And that would be what makes her realize “oh shit I bit Price.”
She lets go and scrambles away before he can say a word, hunkering down in a tight ball in the corner. Price would shake out his hand, check the damage. Not as bad as he expected, even if it’s already discolored.
He’d wipe off the spit and gently speak from across the room. That it’s alright, she just got spooked and he should have known better. That he’s not mad, really. When she starts to uncurl, he’d start easing closer, extend the same hand she just bit as a peace offering.
And she’s a little teary, still feels a bit like biting. But he’s sitting still and patient, not getting closer even with his arm out. And finally she crawls closer to inspect the bite mark before placing her little hand on it in apology.
“No more touching.”
He snorts. “Yeah, I figured.”
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barbsgirlfriend · 4 months
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Velvet & Veneer headcanons
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Genre: Headcanons
Fandom: Trolls
Warnings: none!
Pairing: a little bit of Veneer x Kid Ritz
Veneer 🌟
Bro is a bitch 😭
Veneer is mean just like Velvet but in a more sophisticated way. She’s straight up mean and he’s more of the fake mean. He’ll pretend to like you then talk shit about you behind your back.
BOY KISSER!! GAY?! LIKES MEN??
Veneer is bisexual but has a preference for guys. He also might have a crush on the Bop on Top interviewer. 🤭
He’s very sensitive
He’s a very emotional person. No matter what, his feelings control him. However, Veneer’s better at managing it than Velvet. Did someone just insult him? He’s pissed off. Did someone just hug him? He’s very happy.
Veneer can bust some moves bro 🤯
He isn’t really that much into singing. Veneer only agreed to become a pop star because his sister wanted to. Veneer is much more into dance. He took ballet and jazz dance classes when he was younger and loved dancing ever since.
He struggles with impostor syndrome
Now, Veneer is… okay at singing and dancing. He struggles with his self image when performing and is scared of disappointing Velvet.
Veneer has veneers 🤓☝️
He was doing something stupid with Velvet when he was younger and fell. He knocked some of his teeth out and damaged some others. So he had to get veneers and dental implants. He also has a small gap in his front teeth.
Fashionista who???
Veneer only wants to look good. He makes sure all his clothing is presentable and expensive. Veneer pretty much picks out the outfits he and his sister wear. He isn’t that good with hair and makeup though :(
Velvet 🌟
Nice when you get to know them friend
Most people think she’s a bitch (which she is) but she can be extremely caring for her close friends and family. Veneer prob says: “oh she’s actually nice you just gotta get to know her”
Lives on caffeine
Velvet CANNOT survive without some caffeine in her system. She likes to get espressos from Starbucks. She’ll sometimes drink Red Bulls, but only when she’s performing.
She’s one of the girls 😍
Velvet likes women. And that is that
Velvet’s on the spectrum
She was diagnosed with high functioning autism when she was like twelve. Velvet struggles with empathy and understanding other’s emotions. She’s also very mean as a way to protect herself.
Expert song writer
She might not be good at singing songs… but she’s excellent at writing them! Velvet wrote some songs that the other famous Mount Rageons sang.
Emotional af
It doesn’t take much to make her snap. Velvet gets teary eyed when she’s angry and yells. She also gives really bad silent treatment. The reason she ran away when the trolls were yelling about her kidnapping BroZone is because she runs away from her problems instead of facing them head on.
(Anyway, I hope you like my silly headcanons! I’ll try to make more soon)
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yeyinde · 2 months
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The baby trapping fics have changed my brain chemisty, they were so good 💜😭 I'd love to know if you had any headcannons for Gaz and how he'd compare to the other 3 🙏
thank you!!!! 😭
i'm working on the outline for his in between finishing up Soap's, so i def have a few! i really adore the idea of Gaz plotting something like this out from beginning to end. very methodical in his execution. cutting no corners, no stone unturned kinda thing. Price planned to an extent, but it was largely just vibes. Ghost had no plan to speak of. Soap grabs without thinking. but Gaz has everything mapped out to the finer details.
he's probably the one who has the biggest moral compass compared to the rest, but is also willing to purposefully hold up magnets to make it spin in the direction he wants. it's not necessarily nefarious. i think he just has a penchant to bend things. to test their limits. find their stress points. and this is that, but also, incredibly self indulgent. and he's aware of that. he knows what this is, and why he wants it/does it, but still goes for it.
he's craftier about it compared to the others, too. like, if the rest are just dogs, then he's definitely more of a wolf. probs not nearly as bad as Soap, but he's definitely a strong contender for second place in terms of dubious morality.
but i also think he's not as grizzled/damaged as the others, namely Price and Ghost, and so he's more willing to sit back and let things unfold when need be. pulling back to let things settle, breathe. granted, they're absolutely unfolding the way he wants them too, but if he feels a tug on the leash, he'll give you some slack. just enough, of course, to make you think you've gotten away. have space, distance, freedom. but whenever he wants, he can just pull you back to him. you'll never truly be free, but honestly—Gaz has a way of making you think everything is your choice, anyway. 
and alsoooooo. i really want to explore his temperament a bit. he seems so level headed, and mature for his age, but at the same time, so quick to anger. like it's always just kinda there under the surface. a low grade fever, in a way. and i love unraveling characters who are like that. finding their boiling point.
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luimagines · 5 months
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That Dragon au Part 5
@cafecourage Hallo Hallo :D You all know who this is for!
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Chapter 5: Explaining a Mark
Warrior shakes his head. "Nonsense. Cia has been wanting me to claim her since we first met. Let her be lost to her own mind. I just want you."
There’s a knock at the door.
Enno hid themselves into Warriors more before realizing they should be the one to get the door.
“I’ll get up.” They said, not really wanting to face anyone right now but he is the injured party.
Warrior growls before they leave his grasp entirely, falling back into a whine. "Enno, it's fine."
They open the door and it’s Lana.
"I came as soon as I heard-" She gasps, borderline screaming. "Oh my - in! In, in, in, in!!"
She charges forward, pushing Enno through. "I knew Cia used a transmutation spell. But I couldn't figure out what."
She spins and yells out the door to some poor sap on the other side. "Call Zelda, it's urgent!"
Warrior huffs from the bed but he seems more relieved than before.
“Um…” Enno stood aside, wanting to  stay out of sight of the people outside. “We called you for him instead of me but I’m happy about getting both over with.” They point at Warriors and his wing, wanting nothing more than to just go back and curl underneath him. “Do you mind if I just… go back to hiding until Zelda comes around?” 
They shift awkwardly, completely ignoring to ask about their own health.
Lana pauses and looks at Warrior before folding over. She looks like she's going to vomit. 
"Yeah..." She coughs. "I'll get right on it. For both of you."
She starts rummaging through her spell book, a knock at the door coming only a few minutes later.
Lana goes to open in and the Queen storms in. "I came as soon as I heard what seems to be the prob- gasp"
Her eyes widened at the two of them, instantly filling with tears. "Oh no..."
Enno poked their head out from their hiding spot. They smile a bit tensely, not wanting to deal with the tense atmosphere. “Yeah so I played a dangerous game and won a dangerous prize. It seems like she not only reverted me back to how I was in my world but also made me into a dragon. Not to make things uh… more complicated but uh… how do I say this… in my normal body I have a medical condition? So while there isn’t a rush because I feel fine for some reason. I still don’t want this to be the full norm if I can’t at least go back to being human.”
“You say this now?” Lana pauses what she was doing, a little stressed as it is.
“I haven’t worried about it this whole adventure!” Enno clarified. “The Hylian body I got didn’t have it.”
Zelda curses but she pats down her dress and pulls back her hair. "I'm sure we can revert you back to your Hylian form... the dragon I'm afraid..."
"I can't find a way to undo it completely." Lana whines. "All I can do is give you a Hylian form to revert to but the dragon part will have to say."
She shuts her book. "I'll have to keep looking if we're going for something more permanent."
Warrior frowns and nuzzles Enno tenderly. "Just whatever it takes to undo as much damage as possible "
"Oh. Link..." Zelda gasps. "Your wing...."
He coughs. "Worth it."
“Not worth it Sir,” Enno flicked at his jaw lightly. “But basically no matter what I have to figure out what exactly is wrong with me again?” 
They sighed wiggling out of the big bad dragon that they’ve been hiding under. “It’s a start.  Undoing it completely might not even be a thing.” 
Their back still hurts a bit as they sit up, crossing their legs applesauce style. 
“Hit me with it when you're ready.” Enno said, sighing and opening their arms, fully welcoming that it will hurt again.
Warrior nuzzles into their hip and rests next to them.
Zelda looks at Lana. They both share a look and turn to them, summoning their magic to their hands. They both hesitate for a moment before they fire.
While Cia's spell was hot, burning and tearing, this one is cold, freezing and it's as if all their joints have been glued together suddenly.
Still painful but arguably more bizarre.
Enno bit their tongue, trying their best to not scream. It happened anyway as things fell back into place. Their heart was pounding in their ears. They felt the blood rushing all over their head as if they had taken a hammer to their skull. They felt the vibration which comforted them to a degree but the pain was still there. When it was over, they collapsed. They took in shallow breaths but everything hurt. The best part was that they felt squishy again and there weren't any wings nor a tail on their back. 
“Liiinkk” They slurred his name with a whine as they rolled to their side, blindly reaching for him. They’re freezing cold.
Warrior shakes himself off and suddenly becomes a furnace right next to them. He is incredibly warm as he cradles them into his side. "I'm here. I've got you."
Lana huffs put a breath. "I'll try to find a more permanent solution to the dragon side of it... But now, Link... we need to heal your wing."
Warrior grumbles but exposes the wound.
Lana looks through her book again with more practiced ease now that she knows what she's actually looking for. Zelda doesn't hesitate to chip in, the golden light from her hand cleaning up the blood and any impurities that might have formed in and around the wound.
When Lana finds the spell, her hand also begins to glow a faint blue and the wing starts to be reversed to its original condition.
"The Dragon Thing can wait. You guys have other things to focus on first. We still are going through this adventure." Enno slowly inched back into the hiding spot they were in. Everything was back to being super painful and super sore. They surprise themselves that they can still purr. "So what’s next?"
"What do you mean?" Lana asked while working on the wing.
"Cia. I doubt she is going to stop after today."
"We can keep her here." Lana sighed. "It's how we've been doing things so far."
"She would have kept the Hero of Time and the Hero of Wind's here since they came to this universe. Despite their significance back home, she wanted them to stay." Zelda crosses her arms, letting Lana take over the healing.
Warrior sighs in relief and tucks Enno in close. "We know how to deal with her. Between my claim on you and most of the heroes being together in one place might have set her over the edge. She's outnumbered anyway by people of equal strength."
"We'll do things as we always have." Lana frowns, a regretful smile on her face. "I'm sorry you got caught up on it."
"Eh. Don't worry about it too much. Not the first time I just got thrown into a weird situation." Enno isn’t taking this too seriously for their own sake. Humor helps the worry. "I'm probably gonna be careful and behave more though, just to not be too much of a bother." 
They make note of the claim comment in the back of their head for now. They don't want to ask while Lana and Zelda are there. Just because this sounds like something they should ask in private.
"You could never be a bother." Warrior murmurs.
Lana sighs. "Still. We don't know the full effects of this. It's better to try and fix it before you go home."
Warrior huddles over Enno a little tighter.
Zelda hums, a soft smile on her face. "Well the major damage has been reversed. Link, I don't recommend any grandiose flying anytime soon. But it'll heal, even if it scars."
"Great, another one." Warrior huffs. "I'll look battle worn before I'm 200 if I keep this up."
Zelda laughs a bit. "All the more reason to keep you around. We could use someone like you to scare the younger ones into behaving."
"Har har." He huffs. But deep down it’s evident that he's just playing along.
"If it's all settled-" Zelda bows. "I'll take my leave."
"I'll come back to check up on the both of you." Lana nods to herself, marking something down in her book. "Just take it easy for a moment. Call again, if you need anything."
Warrior sighs. "Thank you Lana."
"Anythi-... Anytime Link." 
Both girls leave the room.
"Byeeee, stay safe, love u both." Enno waves to Lana and Zelda. Waiting for a moment when the door closes, they crawl out from under Warriors and sit up straight, still sore. They hissed a bit, moving slower, but then went to sit on the top of the bed. 
"Soooo what is this about a claim?" They move the cushions a little bit so it would be more comfortable sitting up.
Warrior shifts down this half form and sits crossed legged.
"Oh! Right, that was a thing I wanted to explain." He also hisses a bit when he has to shift his wings but otherwise he's just stiff. "Basically... I uhh.. wanted to be subtle. But a claim is a means of showing attention to those you consider your own. I wanted... I... got jealous.. and panicked when I saw you. I didn't want anyone else, dragon or not, to make a move before I could."
He blushes profusely but to his credit he stays in front of them, keeping eye contact. "I want to romance you..  I've wanted to for a while. But to make it clear to everyone else what my intentions were, I gave you the headband. Granted.. I probably could have done a smell claim, but humans don't smell as much as a dragon. I wanted you to at least understand the gesture when I came clean."
Warrior scratches behind his neck and bites his lip. "Cia knew. Because of course she does. She's been vying after my mother's headband for years. So she lost her mind when I chose you instead." He clears his throat. "Not that I think she would have kept her mind anyway. But it certainly didn't help matters."
Enno lets out a sigh as the tension starts to finally relax. They take in the information. "Is there any way she can swoop in and undermine the claim? Like she isn't a dragon but the anxious part of me wants to be prepared for like the worst case scenario here."
Warrior shakes his head. "I want you to be a part of my treasure. My heart and sole purpose of protection is bestowed upon you. It's my decision. Unless you reject me, Cia can't get rid of it. She can try to claim you too but I doubt she'd do that."
He places his fist against his cheeks and looks at them dreamily.  "There's no room for her here, between us. She has no say nor any power in this. That's why she's so pissed."
He smiles boyishly. "I bet with your dragon half, you can start claiming things too. We can piss her off some more by just giving you some of my stuff and she won't be able to do anything."
They squirm, not really knowing how to hide the blush and are a tad bit self conscious. "She's gonna realize what she did and freak out more. I would bet she is gonna try to undo it once it hits her." 
They look up at him "I'm not worried about her getting in between us. I am worried about her forcing it. I don't know much about magic and really since the start of this it seems like you can literally do anything with it... but I would like to keep pissing her off. She's gonna have to learn about dealing with someone with 0 impulse control, I guess."
Warrior laughs, loud and unrestrained. "I knew you were a good choice."
He calms down. "She can probably try but dragon magic is deep rooted and ancient. There's very little anyone can do to stop it once in motion except for those that are involved. You're not marked yet, which is a permanent claim. Between people, it's akin to marriage I suppose. Life long partners in crime."
Warrior blushes a bit, becoming a bit shy and flustered. "She can't undo a simple claim. A mark… she would probably be able to look into undoing but it's too deep to dig out, if that makes sense. I wouldn't worry too much about it being tampered with."
"A... Mark..." Enno nodded, confused. "So like, is that like a bite on the neck like werewolves? Or like…” They can’t think of other examples. “And when will that happen during this relationship?"
"Um!" Warrior flushes a deeper color. "For dragons there's a small courting process but things move really quickly. I don't want to pressure you, especially since you don't know all the bell and whistles of dragon culture."
"A mark is typically a small exchange of each dragon's magic... if both parties are dragons anyway... Like tattoos on your DNA instead of the typical rings humans use. There's also visual symbolism, like the rings, that constitutes the same purpose. Those are typically used when one party isn't a dragon. Smells as well... but it's mostly used for claims since it doesn't really work for all races."
"Sounds se-" Enno stops themselves from making an inappropriate joke but they still snicker thinking about it. "You know I don't mind it. I'm pretty good with anything at this point. As long as there isn't that much pain to it." 
 Something dawns on them. "The others are going to flip."
Warrior sits up as straight as a rod. "You.. um! Ok... Flip how?"
He starts off easy. "Admittedly a lot of things happened today, I just want to be on the same page here."
"They leave for town and come back to me being a dragon?" They point out. "That's something to be weirded out about." 
"Ah." Warrior nods. "Yeah, that'll do it."
They felt better to get back on their feet so they slid off the bed and stretched before regretting it instantly. "Ahhhhh nope still sore. Anyway, how do I claim things?"
He snorts to himself and grins a bit. "Well... claiming is personal preference. If you build your hoard big enough you can use visual claims. If you want to use smells you need to find the spot where your dragon scent glands are at. That's different from dragon to dragon but you'll probably figure it out on your own soon enough. It happens naturally, just pay attention to some of your mannerisms. And then there's a magical claim, where it's put more on the object or person, like a temporary spell. Admittedly, I'm not good for it so Zelda would probably know more about that one than I would. But that one also varies from dragon to dragon as well since each has different branches of magic."
He scratches the top of his head and leans back, getting comfortable. "That's the basics anyway. It'll come to you in time or when you don't even realize it.... Sometimes it happens when you don't really mean to. It can give away your intentions before you realize they're there."
He smiles at them gently. "Do some soul searching and maybe poke around a bit. It'll come to you."
“mhm… So let’s say…” Enno walked over to where he was sitting, happy to get some steps in because it was starting to get cramped with simple sitting around. they carefully get onto his lap, hands on his shoulders. 
Warrior watches them carefully as they move. He tenses when they approach and he flushes when they directly place themselves in his lap.
“I want to claim you. Would you be able to tell?” They ask, dragging their hands behind him so they could just lazily wrap their arms around his neck. “Like- How can I know that you have one on me?”
Warrior’s blush makes his scales seem brighter and he has trouble meeting their eyes. His hands land on their hips though and he's smiling. "Um...Yes... I would be able to tell. Be it smell or magic, it's quite obvious when a dragon marks another."
But then he smirks slightly. "You can tell I’ve claimed you because you’re wearing my scarf and my shirt and you were wearing my headband that I gave to you."
One hand comes up to twirl their hair around his fingers before dipping to guide their chin, bringing them closer. "You're absolutely drowning in my scent now. No one is going to second guess who you're with."
He leans in, giving them a quick peck on the lips before he pulls back, reverting to the distance they had before. "The only thing missing is some magical residue but that can wait. There's no need to go overboard."
Enno blushed at his words and looked down at themselves out of curiosity because they didn’t notice before. They bring the scarf up to see if they could smell something. 
They pull back almost instantly as the scent instantly reminds them of a cozy night in front of a fire. Wood ash, the scent of an old book and something more floral. For some reason it made them really happy but also filled their stomach with butterflies. There was something underneath it all that smelt like the ocean and a grassy field. It reminded them of Wind and Time. 
They pull back and turn to face Warrior. The words sitting on the tip of their tongue.
Loud bangs interrupted the moment. “WARRIORS, ENNO OPEN UP!” 
It was Twilight. Enno yelps and jumps back, basically falling off of Warrior’s lap.
Warrior grabs onto them before they can fall and places them securely back where they were. 
"It's open!" He calls back, a concerned furrow in his brow. His grip on Enno tightens instinctually but it's not enough to be painful or damaging. He's being very mindful of his claws.
Twilight throws open the door and ushers Wind inside. 
Instantly, they can see that the boy has been crying. He doesn't hesitate to run to the both of them and throw himself into their arms.
Warrior adjusts accordingly, and lets Enno hold him while he moves to stand protective over them both.
Warrior looks at Twilight. "What happened?"
“Time has gone full Deity. Pinky was taken. There was a noble dragon stalking her since the ball. Wild saw him last night hanging around her room. We think it was him.” Twilight explained quickly gasping for air, putting down Time’s bags too. “He said Pinky was taken to the north. I think he is going to kill the guy.”
“Wait, back up. Pinky was being stalked and no one told her? Or like anyone else?” Enno was instinctually comforting Wind. Twilight turned to face them but went wide eyed. Enno sighed. “It’s a long story… where the hell is the guy?”
“I don’t know. I think Time just wanted to warn Warriors, since it is a nobleman. I can follow the scent but I-“ Twilight struggles for a moment. “I can’t fly. But I can still track in my Hylian form.”
Warrior stands fully and drops from the bed. His landing is a bit awkward. They can see it in the way he over compensates, nearly sending himself to eat the floor.
He grunts and pushes himself up. "No need. Do you have a description of him?"
"Warrior, what happened here?" Twilight asks, horrified.
Warrior growls. "I'm fine."
"That is not what I asked." Twi places his hands on Warrior's shoulder. "You're in no condition to fly either, so we're both-"
"We need to tell Zelda." Warrior interrupts. Which is unfortunate, given all the work she has to do anyway. "There are laws for this.... that is if Time doesn't kill him first."
Wind sniffles and frowns, looking up at Enno before turning to the boys. "Twilight can’t fly and Warrior shouldn’t..." His lip quivers. "We're not gonna get Pinky back.... Time is going to go crazy..."
Wind shoves his face into the crook of Enno’s neck. They can smell ocean salt radiating off of him from his jaw as he looks toward them for comfort.
They start rubbing circles around on Wind’s back not realizing they were claiming him as family.
“It’s ok Wind. She will be ok.” They whispered, picking him up. “The Deity is also a protector god. He won't let Pinky die.” 
They look at Warriors. “You’re not going out there. But yes, we need to tell Zelda or Lan- IMPA! Isn’t this more in her area? We have to let Zelda know, yeah. But Impa is her right hand man.” 
Twilight was still uncomfortable with the lack of answers he was getting about the events that happened here. “You two would know more than me, but I don’t think we can prevent Time from killing the guy.”
Warrior looks at Enno adoringly, his heart clenching at the sight of them with Wind in their arms.
"I'll send word for Impa then..." He turns back to Twilight. "Do you know what he happened to look like? Does anyone know what he looks like?"
Wind sniffles and shakes his head. "You didn't see him, Enno. I've never seen Time so powerful... I've never been so scared of him before."
“Red unkempt hair, brown eyes. He looked around your age. Lean, I think he was a knight because his posture was so tight. He was wearing a dark red suit yesterday and spent most of it on the sideline by the buffet table.” Twilight repeats back. “That’s all I know.”
“I know Wind, I know.” Enno tucks Wind’s head underneath their chin as they gently rock him “I got you now. Don’t be scared.” 
They give the sailor a few kisses on the head, before turning to the other heroes. “You should get her now. The more time we spend talking the more likely the deed is done.”
Warrior's eyes sharpen. "I think I know who that is."
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rainbowchaox · 5 months
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I’m sorry for coming today to vent a little bit after all you did yesterday, I would also like to thank you for that. I had vented to you yesterday and you gave me great advice, again thank you, but now I am dealing with a new problem with the whole forever situation. I can’t help but be mad at everyone and everything when it comes to it. I’m mad at Forever for doing it in the first, I’m mad at the people who brought it out in the first place, and I’m mad at myself for being mad at all. I can’t help but agree with some people, this was all years ago and Forever seems to have changed and bringing it all up now has just caused so much damage. I would understand why if he was still doing these things but from my knowledge, this stopped at 2018 or 2019 (Idk about any dates since I’ve seen people saying it was in 2016-2019). Again sorry to bring it up again today after things have calmed down a bit (I think?) and thank you for all the advice you’ve been giving, please take care of yourself as well <3
I will answer this (but guys please it was only one day.) but it’s mainly the subject of what he did is the issue. If it was just bad jokes it’s would t have gone this badly but he was in contact with minors and well that’s not good at all. You can stay neutral and what not. Just don’t blindly support him. I was personally neutral until CCs started to block him which tells me they have more information. And that information is damning probs.
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venusthepirate · 2 years
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Okay okay so I saw the domestic dialoge prompts and I got two I loved so I just had to ask :)
"I can't find the remote control' "I'm actually going to kill you" and
"God, you're bleeding! How'd you do that?" "I was trying to cut the tomatos" (prob my fav ig) with Tangerine being a great cook and reader trying to help in the kitchen.
But ofc whichever one you wanna write😇
Here’s the prompt for the second one ! Will do the first one later today ;)
Alright, so, in hindsight, perhaps this wasn’t your brightest idea.
Tangerine loved to cook, and was very, very good at it. Which, to be honest, you had been pretty surprised to find out. Cooking was something that required patience and some degree of messiness, and Tangerine always seemed one step away from murder at the slight inconvenience, cursing at everything and at everyone.
But in the kitchen ? He was focused, patient, even.
You, on the other hand, were rather shite at cooking. You could get by, of course, but you’d always survived on take-out food and instant noodles. When you moved in with Tangerine, though, off were the instant noodles, and on were the elaborate home-cooked meal.
You were lounging on the couch, flipping through channels disinterestedly when you heard the key in the lock. Tangerine stepped inside, arms filled with grocery bags. You craned your neck back and watched him, upside down, as he deposited the bags on the counter, before coming over to you.
“Well, hello, handsome”, you greeted him, smiling lazily.
“Hi, love”, he said back, leaning down to give you a quick kiss. You hummed into it, and he grinned, holding the side of your face for moment, before walking back to the kitchen.
You watched as he shrugged his jacket off, draping it across the counter, pulled off his tie and cuff links. He rolled up his sleeves on his arms, and popped open the top buttons of his shirt. Christ, he looked good like this. You liked how he looked in a suit, all crisp and proper. You liked even more when he was a bit disheveled, hard edges becoming soft.
You got up from the couch and padded over to him. He wasn’t facing you, busy pulling out the cutting board and a knife. You fitted yourself against his back, kissing his nape. He smelled extremely good.
“Cooking for me again ?” You asked.
He huffed, and you were pretty sure he was rolling his eyes.
“You know I am. If I wasn’t, you’d just be eating those fucking chemical instant noddles.”
“Hmm, you make such a good wife”, you murmured, wrapping your arms around his waist.
“Ha-ha”, he replied, dryly.
“What are you making ?”
“Lasagna.”
“Can I help ?” You asked.
“Sure, love”, he answered, easily. You detached yourself from his back, and he handed you a few tomatoes. “Can you peel them and cut them in small dices ?”
An easy enough task. You took a knife from the drawer, another cutting board, and set up to your task, while he busied himself with putting the kettle on, cutting an onion and pulling out a stove.
You liked moments like these, where you could both ignore your jobs and the trail of bodies you inevitably left behind. It was so domestic and warm you thought your chest would explode from it.
You rinsed the tomatoes, peeled two rather successfully, and started cutting them as he had instructed. He was humming lightly under his breath while cooking. Fuck, he was just irresistible like that.
You were so busy dreaming, stuck in your thoughts, that you didn’t startle until you felt the blade pierce your skin.
“Ah, fuck”, you cursed, dropping the knife on the counter and rising your hand towards your face to examine the damage. Managed to nick two of your fingers. “Shit”, you said, again, watching as blood started to well at the surface of the skin, trickling down.
Tangerine glanced up from what he was doing, and his eyes zeroed in on the blood.
“God, you’re bleeding !” He exclaimed, grabbing your wrist to look at the wound. “How’d you do that ?”
“I was trying to cut the tomatoes”, you told him, rather pitifully.
“How the fuck did you even manage that, I’ve seen you juggle with knives and throw them at people without getting a cut”, Tangerine said, shaking his head. He pulled you towards the sink, sticking your hand under the water.
After he was done cleaning the wound, he lifted you up on the counter, stepping between your legs, and carefully wrapped your fingers with a napkin. He kissed the inside of your wrist.
“How about you stay right here”, Tangerine said, giving you a small peck on the lips, as if to emphasize his point. “And watch me ?”
“Kinky”, you replied with a grin. He rolled his eyes, but did lean down to kiss you again.
You obeyed and remained sitting on the counter, lightly kicking your legs back and forth, and watched as he finished cutting the tomatoes and put them on the stove along with the onions.
He came back between your legs to exchange light kisses that left you light-headed, while the sauce was cooking. When it was ready, he took a spoonful of it and presented to you, holding his hand against your chin to make sure nothing fell.
It was fucking delicious, as always.
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Pic 1: Two days later, after I was with Sandra, I was back home and life went on as usual. …….. About three months ago, D. & I were assaulted in the middle of the street. Actually it was a miracle that I dared to leave the house alone after this incident. Still, I didn’t make it through without any damage, as you know. But Daniel also had some probs, since that terrible night.
He almost died & lost an organ. So we both struggled with certain things. I got panic attacks and D. suffered from uncontrolled outbursts of anger. There were days he was deeply frustrated. Simply things like…. tying his shoelaces or opening/closing his buttons on his clothes, took him forever. His finemotor skills were almost completely lost. He had to learn all these things back in a special therapy…. We were getting better, but… sometimes there were still setbacks.
Yesterday I was at work. I once told you that my boss, Mr B., is a really disgusting man. He did something that caused a panic attack on me. And that one nasty work colleague Martha, helped me, because Daniel was asking for me. He came to pick me up. So Martha went looking for me…..
She found me in Mr. B.’s office. He harassed & touched me. I got so scared!! But luckily that Martha showed up! She saved me! She tried to calm me down. I got my usual panic attack and couldn’t breathe. I told her everything. What Mr. B did and what happend to me & Daniel 3 months ago.
Pic 2: Today I was home because of what happened yesterday. I think that way, the disgusting Mr B. apologized to me. He gave me a week off. At home I cleaned up a bit and spent time with Lucky. Daniel was not there, he had to go to his therapy. And he also had to stop by his work to see if he could still do his job with all the restrictions he has now. His boss wanted that. But Daniel’s been working with my dad these past few weeks. They were working on some cars and D. loved that. My dad knew Daniel could do that. And he wanted to help him get his fine motor skills back.
Pic 3: I went shopping in our street. I wanted to surprise Daniel. I wanted to make up for what we had missed in the last few weeks because of my panic attacks. And well, I needed some little things to implement my plan. I wanted to get these things quickly & go back home. But all these offers and temptations have distracted me… So many new shops and I always buy so much crap I don’t really need. You know, all those bits & bobs. Clutter for my apartment and plants. But I had enough plants!! Ugh, you know what I mean!
Pic 4: “No, no! Don’t buy any more plants! You have enough greenery at home! Just keep going!” “Instead, you could give that poor, homeless raccoon some Pennies.”
This sentence went through my thoughts, but window-shopping still cost nothing. Right? I was so distracted by all the nice things in the shops around me that I didn’t notice Daniel. And yea, I gave the homeless bear some pennies I had in my jacket. It was only 2 €, but hey!! Better than nothing! Just the man in the raccoon costume didn’t really appreciate this. Hm? Maybe he wasn’t homeless and felt offended?
Pic 5:
Daniel (to me): What do you desire?
Me: Huh?.... Daniel! You're back! Daniel: Say what you wish, it’s yours. Pic 6: Me: Did you rob a bank, or what? Daniel: For you, I would.
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Me: And? What happend? Can you continue your job and keep it? Daniel: Yea, it’s all fine. Next week I’ll be able to work again. Me: That’s great! I am so relieved that everything will be good for you again. So happy about that! Daniel: And what about you? You feel better? Me: Um… yea……. When you are with me, I am always fine. Do you want to do the same as yesterday? Together with me? You know what I mean. Daniel: Babe… We -…. we shouldn’t do that anymore. But I get why you wanted it. Still we need to be careful. Let’s talk later about that. I have something for you. A small gift. I thought that would cheer you up a bit.
Pic 8: Me: D.! Why-… You’re so cute! But that wasn’t necessary, you don’t have to buy me expensive gifts. Just because I’m depressed. Daniel: Sometimes it’s just these simple, unimportant things that bring you a bit of joy during a…. though time. And I know how much you love your skincare stuff. Also, it’s Loveday! ( Valentine’s Day) Me: I also have something for you! But my surprise, is a bit different. Tomorrow night, you’ll get it. But for today…. c'mon, let’s go home and I’ll show you.
Pic 9: Me: You didn’t even open my gift for you. Daniel: Later, babe! You’re my gift. 3 months without sex were hell! I mean, I married such a hot woman but couldn’t shag her. And that fucking dick, Mr B. almost ruined it again. So gifts can wait, not this! Me: BUT-.... Daniel: Oh, no! Please don’t get a panic attack!! Me: I was just kidding. It’s all fine…… Really! That was just a joke, D.! Daniel: The last 3 months with you, have not been easy for me. I tried everything, but nothing worked!! You know how that felt? Me: You’ve been so patient with me. But it wasn’t nice for me either. I couldn’t help it, okay!… Anyway, I’ll make it up to you. And rn, I’m gonna start.
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back at it again ranking aa4 lawyers based on how terrible I think they would be to work for if you were their file clerk. I’ve basically known how this was going to go since 4-2 but it still took over two weeks after finishing the game to make this post. I have a normal amount of thoughts & feelings I promise
phoenix: I was gonna say that since he’s not practicing he doesn’t need a file clerk anyway but actually I do think reforming the legal system takes quite a bit of paperwork and he could probably use a hand. still would absolutely not work for him tho. I prefer being compensated for my labor, especially if my boss is always either mysteriously absent or spouting cryptic bullshit. 0/10. not even a pity point this time. rip apollo
apollo: would be fine if he weren’t working for phoenix tbh. like if he had his own office and a slightly more well-established career I would absolutely work for him. he’s considerate, he seems horrified by the state of the WAA which is a green flag Imo, and he’s just. a decent guy and a good lawyer. also he had that line abt enjoying tedious procedure so I think we would get along, and more importantly, that tells me that he would be reasonably neat with his own files and not make my job more difficult either accidentally or on purpose. 7/10 would befriend him on l*nkedin just in case he ever starts his own firm
payne: look, the vibes aren’t great and I’m running out of jokes abt this guy. I will say that I think it’s incredibly funny how thoroughly he gets ignored in his own trial and being able to make fun of your boss with your coworkers (which you would have bc there’s no way there’s just one file clerk for the entire prosecutor’s office, y’know?) is a very important aspect of surviving a shitty workplace so. there’s that. 3/10, could survive it by mocking him but not ideal
klavier: he doesn’t even have a desk. he’s working on at least 3 cases at once but he keeps his cds and his guitars nicer and neater than his books or his case files. there are papers all over his floor and falling out of his filing cabinet. his one advantage over the real attorney I worked with who had an office approximately that messy is that at least klavier probably knows exactly where everything is himself, which is great for him but not especially helpful to the poor beleaguered file clerk trying to get his files updated as quickly as possible so they can escape his office with minimal hearing damage. 6/10, at least he’s like. friendly
kristoph: the best-case situation here is that you work for him for maybe a few years, overlapping with the beginning of apollo’s career as his assistant, because then you have the bonus of also having apollo as a coworker (see above), and then you leave for normal reasons, get him to give you a good reference for your next job while he’s still widely respected, and when you read abt the events of 4-1 in the news a few months later you go “damn that’s wild” and move on with your life
ok. listen. listen. obviously a boss who has committed murder is not ideal, for several obvious reasons including that murder is bad and also that if your boss goes to jail and his law firm closes you no longer have a job (rip apollo). but at least you could probably get unemployment for that, since it’s not your fault you don’t have a job anymore. anyway. the main point is, unfortunately, I do think he would be the best boss of any of these people (except probably apollo in a few years). he prob has a very specific filing system and he likes things to be done exactly right, but because he wants things to be done right, because having your files organized and up-to-date so that you can meet deadlines is how you avoid making yourself look like an idiot to the courts, it will be made very clear to you what the right way is, and that’s like. what you want when you’re organizing someone’s shit Imo. 8.5/10, he gets .5 taken off for each murder attempt
( aa1 | aa2 | aa3 )
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Wait It Out | Hunter x Clawthorne! Reader (angst/fluff, hurt/comfort)
Disclaimer: spelling mistakes, grammatical errors, Might rewrite at a later point, I just..really wanted to put something out again. With season 2b having been released on disney+ and being on a hiatus for several months, I just wanted to create again. I hope you guys enjoy it for what it is despite its flaws. Probs a bit ooc, did my best to make it gender neutral, will probably rewrite/edit later. This is a small draft, if you will.
Waking up to a rainy day is not something most creatures on the boiling isles relished in. In fact, most dreaded being stuck in their homes with little distraction of the growing tension in the air. The day of Unity was around the corner, and even y/n; a star pupil of the emperor’s coven and a prodigy of Lilith herself, was feeling anxious and unnerved. With the rain, it meant everyone in the castle would have a free-day, though it wasn’t exactly something to be happy about, as this would count for their one day off for the year. The rain was becoming more common as the days continued on. Belos was visibly upset and they knew they’d have to do damage control with Hunter as he was Belos’ favourite punching bag.
Knocking softly on the door, you could hear muffled weeping behind the large door. “Hunter..I’m coming in” you say before cautiously entering.
The room was quite surprisingly intact this time, though by the looks of him, you figured the pain was to great for him to trash the place as usual. “oh Hunter..” you crouch next to his curled up form in the corner, putting your hands up and assessing his body through your healing abilities.
Your hands glow a soft shade of blue as you mend the dislocated shoulder and the gash on his back.
“time heals nothing y/n..” he spats looking away from you
“what?” you ask confused as neither of you had said anything.
“you said that in time I’ll be able to do magic y/n. Look at me! Does this look magical to you? I’m useless, and everyones wasting their time waiting for me to…waiting for a miracle for me. I’m sick. Chronically sick, witches should be able to do magic and I can’t even make a light—“
“you’re not sick, hunter. You can’t do magic in a…what you perceive as the “normal” way, and that makes you feel as though you can’t do it at all. You could. You can, if you let me show you—“ you say pulling out a piece of paper.
“y/n—“
“Look just draw a circle” you say holding out a small piece of paper for him as well as sharing your pen with him.
“now what?” he pouts after drawing the circle.
“draw a line down the 3/4ths of the way down the center, and add a small circle inside a tear drop.”
“Y/n this is stupid—“ he says taking the pen from you and copying your drawing.
“now a triangle connecting to the bottom of the teardrop and circle”
“are we done yet?” he whines
“Patience. Now two small slanted lines in the center of that triangle”
“You’re wasting our ti-“
You gently press on your paper and it forms into a little ball of light, before nodding your head and encouraging him to do the same.
When he does so, he seems surprised at the appearance of the second ball of light.
“how did you—?”
“I’ve been visiting my mom and she introduced me to the human. She showed me her magic and I asked her to teach me so I could show you…It took me a day and a half to memorise the glyph.”
“You did all that for me? why?” he asks looking down at his hands now folded in his lap.
You smile sadly and sit next to him, staring at the wall. “With my parents separating, and my guardian becoming the head of the bard coven. My mom being a wanted criminal, and my aunt literally cursing my mom for pretty much eternity…I don’t have much…. stability.” you take a deep breath. “You give me structure and routine and comfort. You’re everything to me, and I love you.” you turn and look at him. “I love you, Hunter.” you smile despite the burning sensation in your eyes. “I don’t expect you to return the same feelings. Or anything along those lines. I just, needed to tell you. Before…before the chaos starts. With the day of Unity nearing…I fear I am on the wrong side. I should be with my mother. I should fight alongside my family.”
“What do we do then?” he asks looking at you with the same heartbroken stare. “I care about you, y/nn. I’m not sure how to recover if you leave”
“I can’t.” you say wiping your eyes.
“Time heals everything, Hunter. I know you, you’ll live. You’ll be whole again.”
“but what of the ridged hollows? the endless in between?” he swallows thickly.
“we’re just going to wait it out.” you take his hand and squeeze it for reassurance. “It’ll all work out, Hunter. I promise.”
“you don’t know that y/n!”
“But I do my beloved.”
“You can’t possibly know—“
“I know because it’s already happened” you kiss his cheek softly.
Hunter closes his eyes briefly, and in a flash you’re gone. You’ve gone a long time ago. Though the memory plays on a loop in his head everyday since you left. Providing the only source of comfort he had left.
And as he looks over at the broken portal key, the titan’s blood long dried out, on his desk next to the lifeless wooden bird carving. He sighs deeply. He was a coward, but he hopes you knew that day.
He hoped you knew all the things he couldn’t say. And he hoped you’d come back. Somehow. Someday.
He’d wait it out.
If only he knew the pen you left behind that day, the one he carried in his pocket as a good luck charm, was filled with the very same fluid, that let him escape one final time from the harshness of the boiling isles, and the tragedy of a war.
(Authors Note: If you want a part 2 + 3, I have ideas in the works and would be happy to make the companion pieces, Just let me know! )
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The Boys s3e8 spoilers
okay on the one hand
I’m very proud of Hughie for reconciling with Annie.
He finally realised his true strength doesn’t come from tempV and having superpowers.
This episode reiterated that Annie doesn’t need saving, but she did need help. That she doesn’t need Hughie to save her, she just needs him. And finally we see Hughie realise that and deliver in the scene where instead of taking tempV and giving himself brain damage, he chooses to up the lights and supply Annie with more power.
It calls back to every moment Hughie has used his intelligence and tech skills to assist The Boys as he has been doing since the start.
Beyond this we the audience also know that Hughies real power in The Boys is his empathy. His people skills. His commitment to treating supes like people and everyone with decency. The fact he was delegated to evacuate the tower and therefore in charge of minimising civilian casualties is definitely tied into this.
but on the other hand
I was really enjoying angry fucked up Hughie 😭
low key wanted him to have a bit of a villain arc
Hughie deserved another chance to fight homelander. I know that that’s Butchers fight but still. Guess I’ll just have to go rewatch herogasm
does this mean we’ll never get to see Hughie teleport with Homelander or Soldier Boy or Butcher? 💀 I know it would have contributed nothing to the plot but it would have been so funny
but fr Hughie deserves to be angry with everything that’s happened. If s4 decides to have a plot line dedicated to Victoria Neuman then I really think Hughie will be front and centre to it. He worked with her for a year. He thought they were friends. So he’s definitely gonna have a bone to pick with her
Okay other than that
in season 4 I have some predictions of stuff we’ll get to see or that I would just like to see:
Hughies apologised to Annie for going low-key insane with power but he’ll prob need to repair his relationships with Kimiko, Frenchie and MM. there wasn’t really any time for in ep8 but I think it’s important to show these bonds being mended
we need to see Hughie and Kimiko have some kind of reconciliation. I know kimiko really doesn’t seemed fussed over nearly dying etc but Hughie definitely needs to realise that being on a power trip and ignoring her bleeding out in the back of the van was fucked up.
butcher and Hughie definitely need to sit down and talk. so many issues. butcher seeing Hughie as being like Lenny is sweet but kinda unhealthy. Hughie isn’t Lenny and that kind of expectation for him to live up to will create problems whenever he falls short of it
Hughie talked more about his mum this season and I really want to know why she left and get some more back story
I think I’m s4 we will end up with A-Train finally defecting from vaught and homelander. Like officially. All the dominoes are already there in place (his brother giving him a wake up call, the way homelander treats him etc)
Fully expecting the Deep to full on loose it. He’s on his own except for homelander now who obviously doesn’t care about him at all. would be surprised if he ends up dead next season either through his own self destructive behaviour or at homelanders hand
Homelander now knows he can get away with murdering an innocent civilian in broad day light in front of a crowd of people and not only face no repercussions but literally be cheered on so I just know he’s going to be completely unbearable now
It’ll be interesting to see Victoria Neuman juggle her reputation and VP claim to protect everyone regardless of political opinions alongside her deal with Homelander who has shown himself to have zero guilt over killing his political opposition
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dullahandyke · 4 months
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Ok hi dgs trial 3 part 2
Megundal is constantly doing the 🤨 emoji its killing me....
AND HE SAID QUARE 😭😭 SOBBBB oh I feel like every time this man opens his mouth I'm going to take psychic damage because all I can hear is my father
Also I cant be having conversations in this antechamber all I can think of is the 'losing lawyer has to suck off their opponent' fic
EEJIT 😭 he sounds like he came from a roddy doyle book I read as a child
Ok actually itd b more expedient to just name every piece of Irish slang megundal says that makes me die so thatll be at the end of the post
I chose the 'ja you're guilty' option n ryuu autist... call a spade a spade he does indeed
Man 'the reaper of the old bailey' is such a cool concept but it sucks that the only thing I know abt bvz is 'racist' and 'sucks off ryuu after losing court cases'. Yeah that's right I've had mid-post character development. I've decided that the thing about losing lawyers blowing each other after trials is canon
Also I hate megundal's hat it annoys me. Couldnt he just have been short
The thing abt going into the trial knowing fuck all is fun tho. Very the lost turnabout
Also I do like the idea of 'I don't even know if the client is guilty or not, dont even know anything about the case, but everyone deserves a defense' too bad iirc that doesnt reach its logical conclusion of 'even people you know to be guilty are worth defending' given the whole combatative relationship between defense and prosecution these games have going on. And like obvi I get why its always the prosecution ceding the defense's arguments but it does get to feel a bit lopsided despite all the nattering abt working together to find the truth
OMG ITS JUROR 3 FROM TUMBLR POSTS WHO HATES THE POLICE AND RICH PEOPLE!!!! Its like meeting a celebrity....
Not bvz with the vampire cloak opening sprite 😭😭😭😭
Also. Bvz 🤝 saïx. Bigoted antagonists who turn good at the end of the story who have the same scar
'Is it not the British way to be chivalrous and kind and give opportunities to foreigners at expense to yourself' megundal you're Irish you cannot be serious. Istg this fucking accent will be the death of me I cannot imagine him as saying anything to that effect and entirely believing it even tho logically I know there were Irish 'I got mine' gobshites... (autism symptom bullet point that reads 'difficulty comprehending different perspectives' appears over my head)
Oh that's right the jury thing... this is awesome
Also regrettably I have to say that bvz is hot. If he was a woman and not racist? Awooga. However he has to get there first before I get him any leeway
Also I've just realised that 'zieks' is probs pronounced more like 'zeeks' than 'zikes'. Huh that's gonna be difficult to adjust to
Also I like juror 4.... typing :)
Also I wanna do voices reading out all the dialogue but that means I have to find like 8 distinct British voices. Bvz is a brummy now
. Why is it the Phoenix wright omnibus
Oh the stained glass eye things before the cross examination are really cool
See my main quibble rn is that the skylight is only clearly visible from one angle when sitting on top of the omnibus, so unless both were sitting together on the same bench for some reason despite seeming perfect strangers, both couldnt have seen it
'I dont like blades' 'then why do you have that katana' 'that's not a blade that's asougis soul' wahhh...
Bvz's wine makes an appearance... love his little scythe wine bottle
BOOO DONT COMMENT ON THE DISPOSITION OF WOMEN FROM THE EAST AGAIN OR I KILL U DEAD !!!
Also I continue to enjoy ryuu's eyeliner
love ryuu pushing up his armband after leaving his sweaty sprite... nice little detail
Omg ryuu pacing once he puts this together ... yesss walk little gayboy
Why did they give juror 3 a sprite where hes licking the knife. Dont like that
Oh boo bvz took off his cloak... he looks less cool now
Omg perjury is a thing in this game you love to see it
Also can we get beppo a blanket or something
Halp me 'could he have just happened to see the exact moment the crime was committed? Some days are just like that'... ryuu pls tell us abt yr day to day
Fairplay keeps eating his cane... boy get some chewlery
I do like that juror 3 getting his knife stuck in the bench is worked into the dialogue. Even the people reading the transcript know that you're shit at knife wielding
Omg ryuu drew the little diagram of the view from the omnibus? That's so cute... artist man
Love it when they object back and forth... fuck yes the girls are fighting
Also it mihjt jusr have been a while since I've aced my attorneys but I feel like the witnesses jn this game are a lot more deliberately deceitful and guilty of other crimes and it's awesome. Yes boy withhold information for malicious reasons
Omg Gina? Is it Gina time?
GINAAAAAAAA YES I SEE HER!!!!!! HIIIII HI GINA!!!!!!!
DONT JUST OUT GINA AS A PICKPOCKET U LITTLE FUCK! could've just said she was a beggar or something
Omg Gina dialogue and theme yayyyyy love her... I enjoy her slight :3 mouth
MEGUNDAL LIST
Also this cockney transliteration is awful
Small detail but I love how Gina is introduce as 15 but the court record says shes 17. Yes girl lie about your age for fun and profit
BVZ LEGSLAM!!
Also 'iron-heeled Wellington' please dear God tell me this man is not wearing metal wellies
Omg the evidence suddenly changing midtrial....yessss that's so awesome
Accidentally pressed twice on one of Gina's statements and only the second time does megundal have anything to say on it.... huh
OPEN AND FAIR COMPETITION IS WHAT A CAPITALIST SOCIETY IS ALL ABOUTTHHWNWJWJAKWQJNQAKKA
Arrived at the first thing that's proper stumped me :( accusing fairplay and furst... girl what do u present I dont wanna have to turn on story mode
Ok I had to look up a walkthru before I realised u had to examine the skylight from the interior... eye see
RYUU TURNING THE LEARNED FRIEND NAME ON BVZ YES GET HIM
Oh this music as we close the trial and ryuu fruitlessly objects is banging
Also as much as hes a lying rich cunt I do like megundal I think his influence over the trial is rlly interesting
WEVE UPGRADED TO FIREWORKS UPON A NOT GUILTYY???? THAT CANT BE OSHA APPROVED (osha does not exist yet)
'Gina really does take forever to load that gun' I AAS THINKING THR SAMS THING.... ryuu you're a man of the people
IRIIIIIIIIIIIS IRIS IRIS IRIS IRIS IRIS IRIS IRIS SHES HEEEEERE IRIS IRIS IRIS! AW HER THEME IS SO CUTE
HELP ME SUSATO HAS A PLEADING EMOJI SPRITE???? NDNSKWKQOQ I HAD NOT SEEN THIS BEFORE
GREGSON SPOTTED
Also the burning carriage... eyes emojiiiii that was cool... magundal you daft cunt
That was a fun case and rlly interesting.... it's taking a while to get the pieces together for the status quo but they're keeping things interesting while they set it up so I dont mind as much
I'll try for the fourth case tomorrow but according to the longplay I've been basing my guesstimates off of, it's long as shit and I have a 2 hour driving lesson in the middle of the day... might try wake super early or something and get done the first section and then marathon it noon til night. The last trial is for sure gonna take me two days, rlly hope mam's fine with taking me back to the city on Sunday instead of Saturday
Chancer
Blackguard (still fucks me to know its spelt like that and not blaggard)
Begorrah
Ara
Be whist
Afore
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stoptellinglieslois · 9 months
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Principal of pleasure part 52
Jon is hanging out with Clark and Dick. Telling stories and keeping them company.
Superman x Nightwing pairing
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As I rubbed medicated balm on Dicks chest and back I heard Jon stomach grumbling.
I looked at him not liking that sound. "Hey did your mother make you anything to eat this morning." I asked him. Getting up off the bed hoping Lois is giving him basic needs.
He didn't say anything just looked at me it was like he was brain storming I hope he isn't trying to lie and make up a story for me.
Dick clumsily put his t-shirt back and laid back down on the old bed. "Well Jon did you eat." Dick asked him his breathing heavy and congestive.
"No Mom is hung over." I died inside of me like a withering dying feeling that was once alive now is dead and lost his real hope on just only a few hopes left in me and I had hope for many.
"Ok I will make you something to eat then." I got up my inner turmoil and my true reality about this situation was coming to a head, I had control over this I could rain this in for my son.
Lois was losing control right now I wish I could have hope for her but I damaged her too much, And I can't act like a saint when all I've been towards her is a sinner.
I could never fix what I did to her and for that I'm paying and Jon paying it and so is Lois.
"How does eggs and toast bacon the whole works sound to you."
"Very good but stop talking cause you'll make it worse."
I laugh and started breakfast for him and I think for me as well I was starting to get hungry.
"Tell me your Mom is she ok right now Jon." Dick asked him rubbing Jon's back they always had a good bond, It looks like whatever is going on at home will push them more towards each other then apart from each other.
"Mom is doing bad Dick she's not doing well at all. She told me she took a leave of absence at work so she is home but all she does is drink." Jon said I cracked eggs into the frying pan and threw some bacon hash brown some parsley pepper and some salt.
The fire burned just as hot as my emotions.
"I tried talking to her but she cries a lot so I stopped talking to her. I sometimes sit with her I hug her and kiss her." Jon says as he lets Dick rub his back probably the only real and authentic human touch he had in weeks.
"How much dos she drink Jon."
"Mornings if I catch her sometimes she does think I see her almost every night now."
I put the bread in the old toaster and listened as my son talked about Lois anguish unravel in front of me.
"So when I told her if I could come over she said yes but she was crying a lot." Jon said watching me cook by the small stove.
The storm raged on as we stayed captive here it was a sense of warmness I felt for Jon being around me and Dick it was nice and I wanted this to last forever.
But I knew I would bring him back home but that does not mean he can't stay with us for a while, I could fly him to school and back here I could be more hands on because Lois is on hiatus she is showing me she's fallen and that's fine I could step in.
But I would wait I want to prob Jon more about Lois this seems more serious then whatever I've originally thought.
"Can I say something to you Dick echinacea works for cold and flu it's a bit messy but it works Mom always gives it to me when I am sick." Jon said watching him cough.
"You know what Jon can you watch the stove I will go out and get some." I told them this is giving me an idea to check up on Lois.
I grabbed the keys by the key hold. "Just look after Dick for me and breakfast." I was already out the door.
"I will." Jon called after this was my chance to go to her at the house the rain beat down on me heavy and angry for showing myself outside as if insulted for my presence.
The storm angered as I rose and flew up into the sky towards Smallville.
End of part 52 next is part 53
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space-dragon-ace · 2 years
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Okay so misunderstood Villain!reader YOU CAN CHOOSE WHOEVER YOU WANT!! You already got a lot of brainrot from me so perhaps that makes it easier!! (preferably romance!!)
and you prob also know a few of my fav charachters ;)
For Liyue
Pairing: Kazuha x Villain!Reader Word count: 1874 Additional info: Whole lot of built-up, more like both characters starting to fall for each other than actual romance Tagging @clouds-rambles; @irethepotato; @deadlyboyy
You could feel their glaring, could hear their hushed whispers. How they looked at you like you were the plague, and called you a monster, a menace, a threat behind raised hands. Children screamed and ran when they saw you approach, and the adults treated you with nothing but hostility. No vendor was willing to sell you their goods, even when they were desperate for money. The inns would not give you a room, even when all of them were vacant. The people of Liyue made one thing clear: You were unwelcome. Unwanted. And they'd be happy when you were finally gone. Nobody tried to hide those things from you. That was everyday life for [Y/N], already used to this treatment. From the moment you arrived in Liyue Harbor, you had started to wreck havoc in it. Attacking people on the streets, who barely made it away untouched, the ground caved open where they stood a moment ago. Picking fights with the Adeptus Xiao, the one who protected the people. Stealing from the shops, most times with people only noticing after you were gone already. Yanfei tried to arrest and judge you more than once, but whenever she arrived, you vanished. It frustrated everyone, a criminal always avoiding their just punishment.
Kazuha had noticed your behavior, and decided to help the people out. They had taken him in, and he wanted to repay that kindness by helping how he could. And if that meant trying to stop your rampage of destruction, then so be it. So he set out to find you, following you like a shadow to trace a pattern of your behavior. Where you went to eat, where your camp to sleep was. Anything that would give him information when the best time to strike was. Yet you always managed to make him lose you, as if you could just so disappear into thin air. He'd see you round a corner, but when he did so himself, you were gone. It was driving him mad, there was another villain he couldn't do anything against. But he wouldn't just stand by and watch as you terrorized Liyue, he wouldn't wait for you to claim your first victim. He wouldn't wait for you to taste blood and get a hunger for it. And so he kept watching you, trying to stop you before you could do any more damage. Which brought him here, in the middle of Liyue's nature, silently tracking you. It seemed that you weren't up for trouble today, simply walking through the mountains, occasionally stopping to admire a tree, or flowers, or even just rocks.
But then, you met someone. Qiqi was coming your way, probably out searching herbs again. She tripped over a root and fell, and you ran towards her. Kazuha blinked, before starting to run himself. He wouldn't allow your first victim to be a young child! Yet he came to a screeching halt once you reached the little girl. Instead of hurting Qiqi like he expected you to do, you helped her up, brushed off her clothes and looked her over for wounds. Quickly, Kazuha hid behind some trees and came closer, wanting to know what you were planning.
„What are you doing here all alone, little one?“, you asked Qiqi, a soft smile on your face. Kazuha blinked in surprise, your smile was simply mesmerizing. „Dr. Baizhu asked me to get a herb from here. But I forgot what it is called“, she answered. You smiled a bit wider, taking her notebook and scanning the pages until you found the most recent entry. „There we have it. I know where that is found“, you said, rising to your feet and stretching out a hand, „Come, I'll bring you where it is.“ With stunned silence, Kazuha followed you, watching as you picked some herbs with Qiqi, before escorting her back to Bubu Pharmacy. This was...unlike you. He had to investigate that.
For the next two weeks, Kazuha became your shadow. Wherever you went, he followed you. And quickly, he noticed something. You were no longer disappearing into thin air, quite the opposite. Sometimes he'd loose sight of you, only to find you close by, standing still and looking back, as if you were waiting for him. He tested his theory on the seventh day, leaving his hiding place and openly walking up to you. You smiled at him, before turning to go back to whatever you were doing. It irritated, but also intrigued him. How you interacted with Liyue and it's people, how very different it was. People you despised, and their creations as well. Xiao seemed to be alright with you, you picking fights seemed to be more like sparring to him than anything else. You even smiled at him after each fight, shaking his hand before taking your leave. And in nature, you flourished. Every step was set with extreme care, every animal and plant gifted with a loving look, full of adoration. You looked so wonderful in those moments, when you looked at Liyue's nature.
Less so when you entered Liyue Harbor. Your attitude changed like the weather, from a clear sky to storm-clouds brewing. Darkness seemed to brew around you, and you were quick to lash out and attack. Kazuha always foiled your plans though, and quickly guided you out of the city and back to nature, where you calmed down in seconds. After that, Kazuha made sure to keep you away from the City. While his initial plan was to get rid of you, he now found it impossible to do so. The thought made his heart ache too much. At nightfall, you set up a camp, lighting a fire to roast your food. He sat down opposite to you, accepting the food you gave him. It was a routine that had come quickly, he saw you gather the fruit and eat them yourself, he knew they weren't poisoned. Moreover, he had seen your power. If you wanted him dead, you would have killed him ages ago. That was something else he noticed. When you attacked, it was never the people themself. It was the streets they were walking on, and you saw them as simply being in the way.
„Pray tell, Kazuha“, you spoke up suddenly. It was the first time you spoke to him directly. „How long to you plan on following me around? What is it you hope to gain from it?“ He blinked, unsure if he should answer honestly. Would you attack him if he did? Would you attack him if he lied? Looking into your eyes, those beautiful eyes, brought him no answer. Instead, you smiled this mesmerizing smile. „I will be able to tell when you lie. But I can assure you, no matter what you answer, I will not hurt you.“ Kazuha nodded slowly, licking his lips to stall time, and find the right words.
„I want to stop you. This rampage of yours. Whenever you attack, you endanger people, and I can't accept that. So, for the sake of Liyue, I will bring you to justice“, he answered, his voice filled with determination. You blinked, before laughing lightly, confusing him. He assumed you'd scold him, or tell him to leave before you decided on going back on your word. Not for you to start laughing, taking minutes to calm down. „Oh Kazuha“, you said, still chuckling, „I fear you are mistaken. I love Liyue.“ Kazuha huffed, furrowing his brows.
„Then why do you do all this?!“, he demanded to know, rising to his feet in anger. You merely blinked, then sighed. „Liyue“, you answered. Kazuha was about to yell again, when you spoke up once more. „I'm old, Kazuha. Older than you. Older than the Shogun. Older than this country“, you said, smiling when you noticed his confused starring, „You know that. Archons can be millennia old and you humans don't question it. Why shouldn't other immortals exist, too?“ He pondered the question for a moment, before sitting down again. Nothing would excuse your actions, but he was willing to let you explain yourself.
„I'm old, and so was my friend. Their name was Liyue, and this place was named after them. They were the Hero, honored. A long time ago, their life was claimed by a fiend. And this fiend still walks Teyvat, and I can not do anything against it. And while I do my best to at least find this fiend, I'm powerless. Powerless against them, and powerless to stop whatever the people do here. This country is my friends final resting place, their essence in everything of nature. Yet people come and disturb their sleep, their peace with their presence. They built on their grave, they rob the land of their rest. Am I supposed to sit by and watch as they mistreat my friend's grave?“
Kazuha flinched when your speech turned into screaming, the fire flaring up with our anger and despair. But it wasn't fear that filled him, but compassion. Loosing a loved friend, unable to do anything against the one who had taken them, it was something he could understand all too well. And he understood your actions better now, you only wanted to drive the people away, so your friend's grave would be left at peace again. Just like he wanted back Tomo's Vision, so his spirit could be put to rest. „I understand now. I … I lost a dear friend as well, against an enemy I'm powerless against. That enemy stole something from my friend, and I'd do everything to get it back“, he said, hoping to calm you again. With delight, he noticed how it worked, the fire going back to normal as you settled again. „Then you understand my pain, and my actions. We have more in common than you thought, dear Kazuha“, you mumbled, looking into the flames. He nodded, sitting a little closer to you. „We do. But [Y/N], it seems your friend loved this country a lot.“ You nodded. „And the people, they loved them too, didn't they?“ Again, you nodded. „Just like my friend loved Inazuma, and even the Shogun. And while we both want nothing more than for those fiends to leave...it won't bring us back our friends“, he took your hand, squeezing it, „But, we can make new ones. And honor our lost ones. I'm not saying you have to accept and love them all, but maybe if you explain, they'll be more mindful.“
You sighed, squeezing his hand back. „You think they'll listen?“, you asked, and your voice was so tired that Kazuha's heart ached. It was the voice of someone who had given up any hope a long time ago. He pulled your hand up, placing a small kiss on the back of it. „They will. I will ask them to hear you out, I'm sure they will understand if you explain“, he promised. And if he had to bring back Rex Lapis from the dead, he would keep this promise. He wanted to help you, see you happy. While he did not yet understand why, he knew you were important. Just how important, that only time would tell.
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borgerman · 2 years
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im gonna post about tf2 again because god. fuckng jesus chrits
sniper: has autism. we know this. jesus christ this guy got the tism he's literally been a social outcast with a special interest in sniping since childhood to the point where that was all he did. he's got the monotone affect, he's got the ability to sit for a week in one spot to get the perfect shot, he is FUCKING ALIEN CODED? dont @ me
scout: adhd and honestly also autistic and yes MAYBE im projecting but i could not care less. he's the over-expressive affect rather than the monotone affect (just as valid) and this boy stims by jumping over fences and just throwing his body around like a ragdoll. literally have you EVER seen scout pick up a social cue. he is gullible as can be and gets upset when his worldview is questioned because that is his control. bonks him on the head with my magic bat and makes him autism adhd
pyro: ok if someone wants to headcanon pyro as autistic/adhd then i'm all for it but i just think pyro is a child at heart and isn't afraid to show it. neurotypical ally moments ily pyro. i think they'd have separation anxiety though
engineer: AUTISM. half this post is gonna be me saying mercs are autistic but he is like the textbook savant. the world's most gifted mechanic who is not the best at speaking his mind and probs has major anxiety and is a little teeny bit bonkers
spy: listen again if you headcanon spy as autistic i fully support it but personally hc that as coming from scout's mom's side. now adhd on the other hand? yeah this mf got it. stimming w his butterfly knife, mirroring PRO he's literally a spy. he probably sees a lot of himself in scout's brashness and honestly if scout had lived with spy instead of his ma he'd have been a phenomenal spy.
medic: probably has ocd and could very well also be autistic (shocker kirby makes another merc autistic) but hear me out- bipolar disorder. and this is coming from someone with it. medic would stay up for a week developing some medical miracle and crash and burn into a depressive episode. he prob self-diagnosed and medicates himself but stops taking it like a dingbat because he thinks it boosts his ability to work. cut it out dummy
demoman: i think demo is just a neurotypical guy. he's a RAGING alcoholic don't get me wrong, the dude's got issues, but i don't think he has any mental illnesses or neurodivergencies. he's just as much of a workaholic as he is an alcoholic but i think that's more due to pressure from his family than anything
soldier: i like to think that he could very well be autistic/adhd (special interest/hyperfixation in the armed forces, tonal issues galore, extreme over-expressive affect, no ability to read social cues or follow social norms, etc) and that many of the symptoms he experiences is amplified by the brain damage caused by lead poisoning. definitely vocally stims by just fucking screaming. ily soldier i want to give you a hug you rat bastard
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SCP Scenarios: SCP 1678 (Unlondon) x Reader (REQUESTED)
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Ok, so I've done it!!! 😃
Before any of you say a thing, I know that there are 2 humanoid 1678s which are 1678-A (Bobbies/Policeman) and 1678-C (Wretch) and an avian type one (1678-B)
The one I'll be using is 1678-A (Policeman) because it takes too much time to write 3 versions of this SCP (But I might consider writing the other 2, but it's highly unlikely)
First Encounter
When you first met this humanoid, you were sent into SCP 1678 for some test
The police humanoid emitted a loud whistle as the speakers screamed ‘‘Police! Halt, criminal!’’
A couple of others who were with you attempted to shoot them with their guns but were quickly shown to be resistant
Luckily for them, they managed to plant some explosives which caused damage
The other 1678-As went in and attacked them which wasn't unusual because of their hostile nature
However, for you, one of them managed to capture you and ran
For some reason, it showed some interest towards you and warded off the other SCP 1678-As off from you
They seemed to understand that you were "marked" and left you alone
That particular 1678-A managed to get you out from harm and back to your foundation
The foundation staff did wonder what had happened and you told them everything with proof since you were wearing a bodycam
They've soon noticed that this particular policeman was softer towards you as you bandaged up its broken arm
Your feelings for him
After the incident, you were sent back down into 1678 for further research and you bumped back into the sane 1678-A
You only remembered that it was him because of its gesture and its unusual markings which distinguished him from the others
Somehow, you both were able to communicate with each other
The researchers realised that they seemed to understand human speech, mainly English, however, they seemed to understand other forms of European languages as well
Moreover, this particular Bobby also understood sign language and used it to his advantage to communicate with you, displaying some fondness for you
The researchers were reluctant to let you carry on with this test as they've noticed that you've reciprocated the same gesture
Let's just say that the researchers and the other Bobbies agreed to the fact that it was strange for you and that special policeman to be dating
His Confession
Over time, as you both became closer, he worked up the courage to sign to you that he cares a lot about you
And you've found that rather cute and returned the gesture
Which then made you both a rather unique type of couple
The other 1678-As were concerned and curious about this new relationship and so was the Foundation
The researchers had decided to borrow your newfound partner and took him to his new room (No, you've basically kidnapped him)
Needless to say, the other Bobbies were somewhat furious while others were glad that he's gone since he betrayed them for not killing you
Your new partner was somewhat homesick, so you've decided to paint some victorian style art for his cell
Date
From time to time, you both were shoved back into 1678 which just so happens to be the main place for you both to date
Some of his friends were relieved to see him and some would even offer you a hug
You obviously returned the gesture for being so flattering and because your man could finally get laid (NGL yall still be touch starved to the point you'd even date strange beings and objects)
Dates with this Bobby would be rather interesting
Like, he'd hold hands, but probably wouldn't start it during the beginning of the relationship because he's just shy (Just like everybody else here)
Since his face is all bandaged up, you wouldn't really be having many kisses
But he'll make it up with hugs instead
His fellow friends would probably enjoy bothering the both of you while you're there and would pull pranks on you both
If you both were in the foundation, you'd be chilling in his cell and talking bout your experiences in life (Not like you'd have much to say, get back to studying/work)
The researchers may poke fun of you both but would generally leave you both alone
When he gets jealous
Now, depending on who he's jealous of, he would react differently
If it was another fellow 1678-A, he would be slightly hostile and assert his dominance over the others
However, if it was a member of the foundation or anyone else that's not 1678-A for that matter, he'd be even more aggressive and would probably try and kill them
Unless you manage to stop him then it's fine
This Bobby would be slightly possessive because you're the only other person who genuinely cares about him other than his 1678 friends/family
If he sees you having a friendly chat with another person/SCP, he would wrap an arm around you just so the other person knows you're taken
I think over time he learns some boundaries so even if he is aggressive, he wouldn't just automatically send the dude you're with to hell
Unless that person is a crappy person then good for them
Yandere!1678-A
This yandere right here would literally kidnap you and take you back into 1678
He'd make sure that you would never find a way back into the foundation which does concern the researchers, so they send a group of D-classes and MTFs to find you
If he was feeling nice, he would let you wander around 1678 but he would most likely be next to or near you at all times
If he was having a bad day, he would tie you up in a random building and made sure that nobody can get in or out
Would most likely be even more hostile to everybody else around you
If you haven't behaved, he'd probs use something sharp to inflict pain on you
If you managed to behave, then he loosens the ropes around your arms, legs and neck
Probs would feed you tiny doses of 1678-D but only a bit because he's aware of how that affects the bodies of ordinary humans
Their younger sister
You and the other 1678-As would literally be families at this point or friends with the ones who are lurking away from the main area of 1678
And since you were rather new, you were treated as the younger one (That's also because you're the youngest one)
Would probably protect you from everything
You would be spoilt to death and wouldn't have to hurt a fly
One of the policemen would get you a 1678-B as your personal pet
And it's rather fond of you so it basically follows you around
Would most likely intimidate your dates if you have one
Even more so if they're a human/SCP from the Foundation
If it was another member of 1678 then they're more chill
However, if you were dating 1678-C, they'd be quite reluctant for you to be in a relationship with her but would let you anyways
When their kids say their name for the first time
Would 100% be crying internally and shocked
Like, it happened out of the blue since you both were just relaxing
Word would spread across the whole of 1678 because of this
And not because you both were a unique pairing in the first place
1678-A would try to teach your child some sign language in contrast to you who would teach them to communicate verbally
Most likely try and teach the kid to defend themselves and probably attack others
But you wouldn't let him because they were too young (Just like you lot!!! Shouldn't y'all be studying in primary or high/secondary schools?)
The other 1678s would literally yeet their way to meet the kid just so they can teach your child to say more words
And to swear of course
When his S/O is angry
Oh dear
If the foundation doesn't know any better, they'd just assume that all the Bobbies were the aggressive ones
And oh boy were they wrong
You were the one who needs a chill pill
Basically, some guy tried to hit on you and wouldn't stop
So you just casually gave him a taste in his own medicine
Which were a punch in the face and a kick in the nuts (Kids, don't do this to a guy unless he really deserves it)
He somehow got back up and carried on harassing you
Your man was just strolling around the park until he saw the commotion
He had to literally hold you back and made the guy run for his life
Which was a shocker since it's usually the other way around
And of course, everybody inside 1678 heard about the news and cheered on for you while others just ran since they didn't wanna have the first-hand experience with your anger issue
When someone tries to steal you away
Oh this man right here would gather all his police friends as well as the birds to hunt down whoever stole you away
He would be furious to the core and rightfully so
The foundation was informed of this and they didn't blame this SCP
And that's because the person who stole you was from the Chaos Insurgency
Both GOIs hated each other's guts so the foundation just kinda let 1678-A hunt down the guy
And he did along with the MTFs
But was met with you standing over the guy's dead body
Then everybody realised that your man taught you how to protect yourself
And you did it so perfectly that even 1678 was intimidated af
Nobody wanted to mess with you and your partner was relieved that he taught you self defence
When his pregnant!S/O gets hurt by accident
This particular 1678-A that just so happens to be your partner, is rather shy and introverted
Nad although he does his 'job' well, he would rather just stay away from any contact
Until he met you and you became pregnant
This 1678-A would be slightly more protective but would let you have some space
And because of this, you managed to give yourself a papercut
Which was met with a furious policeman
But was cooled down when you explained your injury to him
He was giving you a huge lecture about your safety and how not to get hurt because you're carrying his baby
Wouldn't leave you alone ever again
Even if that means he would have to sit by the corner at all times
Would send his mates to come over to check on you if he wasn't there
Meeting a dragon hybrid child fem!reader
Definitely would be curious about you since they mostly interact with Foundation staffs
Probably would try to attack you but instead got burnt
1678-A would definitely notice your strange appearance and that you cry lava
Would feel bad so he'd try and comfort you
This then leads to you both being rather attached to each other
This particular 1678-A would have to bribe the others to keep you
The foundation realising this would happen
Probably would let you stay there for research purposes
They would most likely help level up your telekineses
Treats you like their own child and would be extremely protective
Most likely would have a heart attack every time you show kindness towards foundation members instead of attacking them
Every time you're in danger, the ones attacking you would soon realise that they've screwed up
Because the SCPs can hear you cry which would summon a whole bunch of them
When he accidentally kills you
He was basically chilling with you until some MTF members arrived to take some samples for testing
They were attacked by the other 1678-As and retaliated
This chill guy would lead you to safety before attacking the remaining MTFs
You realising what has happened decided to try and help out
You noticed that one of the MTF members were about to shoot your guy and managed to throw the gun out of his hand
1678-A notices and tries to attack the member but instead killed you
The remaining MTF members flee as he mourns your death
He would be even more vengeful and aggressive to the foundation members
Which does scare off the other Bobbies
Stayed in one of the abandoned houses to cry alone
Yandere!1678 - A x Evil!Reader
I'd say aside from his yandere self and the fact that he's only more aggressive to everyone else aside from you and giving you some scars, he's pretty dense and thicc in the brain
Probably wouldn't notice that you were working on them for a project in the GOC
You were able to get away with a lot of things because of your small stature and innocent appearance
Definitely managed to fool this yandere!1678-A because of your appearance
You could be just as vicious when you want to be
Yandere!1678-A soon realises that you were just using him for some experiment and were angered to the point of no return
Would most likely try and hunt you down
But since you've already got enough information about this SCP, you were able to devise a plan to leave
Manages to catch up to you but you were fortunate enough to know enough self-defence tactics to ward him off
You never came back to him and he was depressed for all of eternity
Trying McDonald's Sprite
You were requested to bring some ordinary food to 1678 as a test
And you've decided that you wanted to bring some Sprite with some Apple pie, mozzarella dippers and pancakes (They're my soul food from Mackies ok? Don't judge)
When you arrived in 1678, that one particular policeman who is attached to you for some odd reason was curious about the food
Of course, he would need to take off the bandage on his head to taste the food but not before some bribery from you
He reminisced about the food since he loved eating them before he turned into 1678-A
Sprite, however, was slightly different
He never tried them and was surprised with how good they tasted
Most likely would ask you to get more for him though
Foundation staff would be rather conflicted but allowed you to reward him with Sprite and some food
Only whenever he behaved well though
When his kid swears at him
You should've seen the look on his face (oh the irony)
You both taught your kid verbal and non-verbal communications with some common sentences people would say
But never have either of you taught your kid how to swear
Kinda just happened and 1678-A was about to go into cardiac arrest (Pun intended)
Would hunt down whoever taught them that depending on the severity
Like if the kid was using a ton of swearing in a sentence and was directing it to either of you, 1678-A would kill the guy
You were more of a chill type of parent
But would recommend the kid to stop swearing sine it's rude
Most likely wound ground the kind for a week tbh
When the reader scares him (Child!Reader)
Well, let's just say you managed to make the policeman play hide and seek with you
And you were the one hiding since you secretly knew that you were a professional at it
So you made 1678-A to find you
And although he's pretty good at catching his victims, he couldn't find you (Cuz y'all be so short)
Like he was literally in front of you and he still couldn't see you and you even giggled
So you've decided to jump on him
And oh boy was he about to scream out for help
But luckily he didn't cuz the others would whoop yo ass
Probably wouldn't give you a lecture but would need a while for his precious heart to not go yeetus the fetus
He would probably yeet you though tbf
When the reader pole dances/aerial silk dance
1678-A probably would have some ideas on what pole dancing is
Maybe not as much with the term aerial silk dancing but would soon understand when he sees you dancing
Probably thinks that you're trying to fondue with him if you're pole dancing
Definitely would be in awe when he sees you dance with the aerial silks
Would have a difficult time mimicking you if he ever wants you to teach him
Has definitely fallen 1000 times while pole dancing and broke his arms while dancing 10 ft off the ground
If the others inside 1678 see you dancing, he'd be in a blushing mess, especially if you were dancing to certain kinds of songs
Would most likely tell you to dance for him privately so there's no peeking
Having a Pregnant!S/O
Would most definitely be on the guard more since you're carrying his child
1678-A would most likely follow you around like a well trained and clingy German Shepard
You'd most likely have to tell him to tone it down because you're pregnant, not some delicate flower
Would most likely do whatever you tell him to do, even if it means hurting himself as long as you're safe and sound
Definitely would make sure that another 1678 would be around you at all times when he's away from you
1678-A would occasionally rub your stomach and sing victorian era songs
Sometimes he would bring you some of your favourite foods
When you try to commit suicide
When he hears the news he was devastated
He literally ran 69 miles just to see you
Would give you a big boi lecture about doing that
Nearly had his heart jump out of his body
Would constantly follow you everywhere after this
He's basically your bodyguard at this point
Would bandage up your wounds
Makes sure that you're fed well and all and would give you random gifts out of the blue
Would most likely ask the other Bobbies to care for you if he's not there and would even give you 1678-B
Asks the Wretches to keep a lookout to make sure nobody hurts you
Having a hopelessly romantic/easily flustered GN!Reader
This particular Bobby would most likely be just as easily flustered and hopelessly romantic as you
I'd imagine him trying to make the first move and you both being in a blushing mess
You both would exchange little gifts every now and again
Everyone else just teases and ships you both
You both loving each other unconditionally and constantly worrying about each other when you're both away from each other
This Bobby would definitely protect you from the MTFs and/or D-classes from attacking you
You would make a deal with the foundation to keep your guy safe and sound
The foundation witnessing how lovey-dovey you both are and just dies of cringe and sweetness overload (but not as sweet as out 999)
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