#i can be lazy and forgetful

[ivorysodapop]

Design stuff!!! It's a little more drastic bc WWX is DEAD but differences between them also

AU Masterlist

#age is confusing when you are dead. #also can wwx even remove his clothes. for lwj's sake we can say yes. they disappear into the ghost void #they can have their spooky ghost sex later or whatever. except LOOK AT HIM.. lwj would get so sad all over again #he can't keep anything that wasn't already on his body though #digital #mdzs #mo xuanyu #wei wuxian #ghostdadxian au #mo dao zu shi #OH YEAH. I wasn't drawing the gradients on the comics bc I was just lazy. I did genuinely forget the sleeve layers though

[blimbo-buddy]

Sorry I don't like Barley being the taller one in the relationship. He is quite literally, canonically, short and fat. On his wiki page, there are only two mistakes, the very first one being that he was called tall, solidifying that he is without a doubt a FUCKING MANLET

#blimbo rambles #wc #feeling a little harsh tonight but the fandom is boring as shit when it comes to portraying ravenbarley #ravenpaw is the skinny and tiny one and always infantilized while barely is the big strong man who totally has nothing wrong with him #boring lazy sad #also properly portray Barley's weight please #I know this is a detail that many can understandably forget #but please we could heal as a fandom

[anglerflsh]

wow ive been kind of off lately I should take a day to rest an[explosion]

#[.art] #self #complaining tag #I'm good. I needed to draw about it but I'm good. it's fine. whatever #love it when I barely ask you for money to Live outside of gifts and 30 a month. and then you withold the gift SOMEONE ELSE GAVE ME #that's fine it's totally not as if I told you I need that money before. and you decided I was a bit too mean #about you compiling a document I Need To in order to keep the room and board in the place I am living in. by the way #she proceeded to change topic completely to the weather and forget about anything ive told her on the clothes I have here #or about the courses I follow. she takes notes for my sister's classes but cannot be bothered to remember i dont have exams in april #that's fineeee it's fine. it's fine. I know my sistser needs the help and I don't. I would rather die than ask for her help anyways #you can at least pretend to forget about both of us equally instead of telling me I should graduate in two years because im smart enough #which I am not. by the way. At least when I will fail at something I'll have the opportunity to tell her I told you so thank god #dont get me wrong i know her giving me compliments is a good thing I just sort of wish the were things actually about me #and not about the idea she has about me being some kind of prodigy that's simply too lazy to actually be exceptional. anyways

[starkkawajiri]

darling guess who's back from jail

humanized Genshin!Cloak of Levitation (Astirfae) no way!!

(idea from @nekojetto!!!!!!)

(still dont know which color palette to stick to)

strange and astirfae mean best friends that convince each other to make very bad decisions

and pspsp,,,, let me know if i should write some lore for her

small doodle of tonio and sufian with matching lil star face tattoos before you go

theyre so stupid i like them a normal amount

theyre lucky theyre in genshin where main characters dont die, it means i cant kill either of them

#i swear sufians ears and hair get longer each time i draw him #when i enter a “create as many sumeru characters as you can” competition and see a mirror (im finished) #what how did you know sumeru is my favorite #(i didnt forget petyr and thor exist i pinkie promise i was just very lazy and got destroyed by the finals) #strangeiron in my marvel impact maybe #dr strange #tony stark #cloak of levitation #marvel #marvel au #genshin impact #genshin au

[twistedwonderlandshenanigans]

Random HC's That I Probably Overexplain - Cater Edition 1!

TW: Angst heavy, using kids for profit via social media, emotional/physical abuse (nothing explicit/gory) His mom was a family life vlogger. I've dabbled on this topic a few times before, but never got really into it. His mom ran a channel called the "Beloved Diamond Family", in which his mother went by Dreamy Diamond, and his older sisters went by Dazzling and Ditzy Diamond. He was "Daring Diamond" or sometimes just called "Little Gem/Diamond". "Daddy Diamond" was never around, but his mom sometimes went on rants about him on camera. They rarely made it onto the channel though. Part of the reason the Diamonds moved so much is because of his dad's work, but the other part was because of how much information his mom would divulge and put her kids in danger. Cater's dad did his best to protect his kids from the consequences of her actions, but couldn't get ahead of them. Cater was the star of many of the videos, as he was the baby and everyone wanted to see more of him. He hated being made to do everything that his mom said, or repeating the actions a hundred times until he got it "perfect", but the comments of other parents telling him how much their kids loved him and whatnot was enough to keep him going. It's also why he's so attached to his phone now and a big part of why he just keeps up the facade. To be caught at a less than picture perfect moment or with a subpar reaction at this point scares him. Irrationally, he worries about his mothers reaction, and because he's never really been to school for long enough to make friends, he has to act the only way he knows how and hope that people keep liking the show he puts on. A lot of the videos were pretty fluffy, happy videos, but Ms. Diamond would do anything for views, and did put out videos of Cater sobbing over his dead pet, about him breaking his arm on his skateboard, and a lot of her "prank" videos that were mostly just endangering her kids or trying to prove her husband was cheating. (At one point she did a "slip and slide" in the kitchen and called Cater over to try some of her cookies. He couldn't have been more than five or six, so he came running in excited and ended up in urgent care. All the scars and marks he got from his moms wacked out ideas have been carefully hidden under makeup and magic for years now, but sometimes he doesnt have the energy to cover them up on his clones). Obviously, none of the Diamond kids were off very well, but when they were "too big to be cute anymore" his mom kind of let the channel die out and became a more severe alcoholic. However, when her channel started to pick up traction again years later, Ms. Diamond decided to keep her channel going with behind the scenes clips and telling stories about her kids while mildly tipsy. She didn't tell her kids she was going to do this, and now that they're all 18 and over they want to stop her, but don't want to cause more drama from her. Cater's bigger sister wants to take her to court for everything she's done, but Cater and his eldest sister just want to ignore it and sweep it under the rug like nothing is going on because it hurts too much to revisit the things they used to have to do. Cater's mom is...a BoyMom. Like she is Not Normal about her son to a creepy uncomfortable extent and Cater doesn't know how to deal with it, he mostly tries to break contact with her, but she is relentless and a master guilt tripper. He had been looking forward to his 18th birthday to officially disown her or put a restraining order on her, but never had the heart to actually do it, because...it is his mom, and family never abandons each other unless you want to be a piece of shit, right? (This is not serious, please, if you have family that doesn't treat you well don't be afraid to leave if you can)

#v talks #twst #twisted wonderland #twst hcs #twst headcanons #cater diamond #twst cater #my baby boy I'm sorry I do this to all my favourites #I can build on this more if you all Want but like. It'll involve my OC bc they're dating #like I could #fully infodump about Vizzie or something and tie everything together with a little bow #but I probably wont lmao #random hc's I probably overexplain #<- if you want the rest of them and in case I forget to make a masterlist for these....or get too lazy #abuse tw #tw abuse #random hcs i probably overexplain

[crybaby-bkg]

Being in the forest, you’ve come across all kinds of things, people, beings. You, being one of them, a fairy, an olden one of your kind, the kin that’s far and few to find just lurking around. So you’re special, held in high regard to those who frequent your area of the forest, respected and highly praised. Most know to bow and smile without teeth when they see you, except for one.

He’s new, you suspect, with his too big green eyes and tilted head. He takes in every part of the forest, mumbling to himself, picks at his bottom lip. His hands rests on his hips, and you notice his chest is naked and his lower half is covered in thick, dense fur. It tapers off into shiny hooves that he taps into the soft grass, and you wonder when the last time you saw a satyr was.

He’s a pretty one, you think, with thick curly green locks and curious eyes. His ears are pointed and they twitch in your direction at your giggle when he trips over a tree root. His gaze swivels over to the flower you rest on, and he perks up at the sight of it, clumsily making his way to you.

Everything’s all giggles from you, until he picks up the flower you rest on, mouth opening as the flower comes quickly to his mouth. Before he can devour you, you screech at him, something in your old tongue that nobody in a thirty mile radius could understand. But he stops, pulling the flower back, his curious green eyes widening when he finally makes out your camouflaged body sitting prettily in the bud of the flower.

“Have you no manners?” You ask, voice a huff that makes the satyr’s head tilt in the other direction. He blinks a few times before his eyes widen in excitement, mouth dropping open as he takes you in.

“You’re a…” his voice delves off, as he realizes what kind of fairy you must be. One he’s only heard of in tales, ones that are as old as time. He can’t believe he’s seeing one in real time, much less almost eating one!

“Give me your name, and I’ll forgive your indiscretion.” You offer him, chin jutting out in his direction. He knows he shouldn’t, knows you guys are full of tricks, that he should only admire from afar. But you’re so pretty in that ethereal type of way, and so, so tiny in his hands, that he wonders just how much damage you could actually cause. So he bites the bullet, doesn’t even realize that with just a name, he’s sealed his fate.

“Izuku. My name is Izuku.”

Izuku, or Deku as he likes to be called, has become so subservient to you as the days go on. Carries you everywhere, despite your wings working perfectly fine. Feeds you the fruit from trees without a single complaint, bathes you in the lakes despite his face always turning so red.

He even touches you the way you like to be touched. Lets you stay in his palm, figure hidden behind thick trees, a patch in the openness of the forest where only you two reside. He holds his thickest finger above you, watches with intent vermillion eyes as you lay on your back in his palm, rubbing your tiny little clit all over the pad of his finger. He could crush you in this position, but all he can think of is how immoral it would be to kill an ancient fairy from trying to shove you on his too big cock.

And despite using his big fingers to get you off for so long, it still isn’t enough. He’s surprised, one dusky morning, when he enters that patch in the forest that’s become you guys’ special spot, and doesn’t find you sleeping on a leaf. No, instead, Deku finds someone who looks eerily like you, only bigger in size—so, so much bigger.

Your hair looks so soft and your skin glows an eery golden haze around it. Your wings look iridescent in the slithers of morning light, as they flap lightly when he enters the thicket. Your body is bare, and it only feels that much intenser when everything is so much bigger, so easier to see in the broadening of your skin.

Your eyes are devious, with a downright cruel smile. You stretch where you lay, yawning a little, flipping on your back as you look at Izuku upside down, body bare and on display. It makes him think back to how hard he would have to strain to look in between your legs, now looking away at just how clear everything is.

“It’s time to prove your usefulness to me, Izuku. Are you ready?” You ask in a voice so sultry, he thinks he might melt on the spot. He should’ve known better than to give an ancient fairy his name, knows he’s spellbound to you and your every wish for eternity. But a part of him wishes he only would’ve met you sooner.

“I’m more than ready.”

#I’ve had this idea in my drafts for like 3 weeks now #but kept forgetting about it and then I got lazy lol #love this idea tho I’ve been wanting to write about fairy reader for a while now #but couldn’t think of anything else!! #it’s something about too big clumsy satyr izuku with this tiny conniving lil fairy that he always carries around #that just makes me :((((( #he’s so beeg but sooo gentle #omg and when you try to kiss for the first time while you’re still tiny #his eyes squint so much and he’s got this big pucker on his lips #he can barely even feel your kiss but it’s soft and light and he thinks he’s in love #and he’s so easy to tease #AHHHHH I NEED TO LAY DOWN!!!!!! #I wont him so bad #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #deku treats! 🍬 #also if anyone wants to talk more about this then I’m more than happy to 👀

[good-to-drive]

Broke: George's presence is so minimal on Now and Then because Paul doesn't care about him anymore.

Woke: Paul included George as much as possible and this is a clear sign that he DOES still care about him.

Bespoke: When Paul realized he forgot to include George he sat up and screamed into the camera like Catherine O'Hara in Home Alone.

#Ringo: we didnt forget we just miscounted #the ghost of john: if it makes you feel any better i forgot my reading glasses #i know there's a meme template for this but I'm too lazy #y'all can picture it though #paul mccartney #george harrison #the beatles #beatles #ringo starr #john lennon #shitpost

[non-plutonian-druid]

babies!

i hope none of you thought i *wouldnt* be making centaur delores. As usual, her level of realness is ambiguous but it's a silly au so the answer can be "very" if that's what floats your boat. Also, note that she's taller than five is. that's what we in the business call "foreshadowing"

[ID: Two drawings of baby apocalypse five and real person! delores as centaurs. In the first, they are both standing looking at each other. Five is looking skeptical; almost, for example, as if he ran into another person in an empty wasteland where he was expecting everyone to be dead. Delores is smiling mischievously, because she knows she's about to make a friend. In the second image, Delores is rolling around on the ground with her horse legs going everywhere. Since her horse half is a foal, this is a lot of legs to be going everywhere. Five has his hands on his hips as he looks down at her. In both, Five is wearing an apocalypse survival outfit, while Delores is wearing a cute top. End ID.]

#tua #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #delores tua #dolores tua #centaur #centaur au #we are getting into the niche section of the drawings ive done already #not that centaur au isnt already niche but u know. niche content on top of niche au #this is the basic bitch section of the niche part #also u can see the time difference between the first and second image bc in between drawing them #i reached a point where id drawn so many horses that i got sick of my beloved 6b pencil brush and started using something different #a technique note: i usually dont bother to try and shade in a painting-y way mostly i just cel shade #but damn if even lazy painting doesnt make the animal shapes look so so good #almost forgot to tag #my art #i ALWAYS almost forget to tag my art lmao

[sergle]

Honestly I love goldens they are like the white bread of dog breeds. Basic bitch (complimentary)

NO NO, SAY IT, UR NOT WRONG!!! there's a reason why they're literally the Basic Upperclass White People Dog. the Two Kids And An InGround Pool Dog. They're the AP flour of dog. They become the shape of whatever mold you put them in.

#And usually that mold is simply “the family's best buddy” #they're SOOO basic I think that's what I like. they're so quintessential Dog. #they really are just whatever you need them to be bc they're so people-pleasing by DEFAULT #like yes I trained hugo and he gets exercise and play and I run his tricks with him to make sure he doesn't forget them #but Hugo is a lazy little couch boy. a hanging out while I work at my desk dog. a going on lots of road trips dog. #but goldens can be super athletic too... hiking partners or agility competitors #and we already know they can do Jobs. everyone always asks if Hugo's a service dog bc they just associate the breed with being a working do #sergle answers #GOD I wish I was middle-upper-class with an in-ground pool... hugo would LOVE a pool.............

[albatris]

send me an ask and I'll draw you a tarot card or two. little message for your week or something. not a proper reading just a lil guy for you. a lil guy for you!

#i can pick from the alleymans tarot the numinous tarot or one of my wtnv tarot decks #lemme know if you have a preference! #I'll do them either today or this weekend #or I'll forget and not do them at all #you know I'm a lazy forgetful bitch <3333 #you can ask a question or just ask for a general card

[wrylu]

idk why i'm so moody these days but i find my despair funny

aka my average day as of now

#1. impulsive silly thoughts #2. STOP FORGETTING TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!1 please :3 (note for myself me myself and i) #3. i get sad 🥱 #4. tired #(tumblr deleted half of my tags. isnt that nice though you wont have to listen to my essay of vents nobody wanted to hear that) #vent art #wrylu #lu's canvas #negative thoughts below :) have some flowers 💐 #sometimes i feel like i should get up more and spend time with my family i miss how it used to be #but you know what i suck and im practically glued to my chair and im lazy like if i was one of the 7 deadly sins i would be sloth #im surprised im not dead yet #this is purely for myself to speak my poor mind #no i actually hate this #i wanna die #i wish i was dead #not really #but still #i wish time just stopped so i can re evaluate my life #and whoa damn dysphoria makes an appearance ever #i wish i had a schlong (funny) #this is awful #sometimes i feel manipulative like i switch my emotions and personalities so hard #am i manipulating you guys?? #i feel like im being sad for attention #ugh i hate that the internet is my comfort #thats bad isnt it #i feel like an attention seeker #why am i even writing this 🥱🥱 #i cant wait to fall asleep forever

[mispelled]

Idk if there are enough overlapping fans to get this but that's ok because I cater to myself

#and rad my beloved #anyway harry is soooooo hermie #i could list all the things but i tjink im too lazy so ill do a quick summary and probably miss a whole bunch #theater kid. must i say more #fucking nerd #dating/married to a cool goth girl (vrissy and scary) #(i could also go on about vrissy and scary's similarities but i wont for now) #both part of a sequel continuation of something else that can be considered not as good as the original #(NOT MY OPINION BTW DONT KILL ME FOR THAT ONE) #uhhhhhh i think there was more but im forgetting #anyway have this #mispelled draws #misp draws #dndads #dungeons and daddies #homestuck #dndads s2 #hermie the unworthy #hermie unworthy #homestuck^2 #homestuck 2 #hs2 #harry anderson egbert

[todayisafridaynight]

caller / receiver

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza 7 #yakuza like a dragon #arasawa #not really but thats just how im tagging these posts now LOL #snap sketches #aka This Is The Timeline Where Jo Does Hangout With Aoki In America For The 3-4 Years Hes There #either that or this could just be the period waiting for aoki to recover from his lung surgery idk take your pick of timeline fuckery #*forgets the fact he'd probably answer in english if hes in america* ignore that. we will let my attention-to-detail fumble slide this ONCE #anyway HIIIIIIIII thought of this. DAYS ago #heh see i made it b/w to parallel that comic i did of masato calling jo <- lying (im lazy today) #i like the b/w look sometimes theres just effects you can only get with a monotone pallet.. #this do be mid a bit but thats ok i just wanted the idea out in the open #i'll make something better next time #i feel like i said that last time.. UH OH #ok bye

[clownsheepartsies]

All important things are said in the sunset

This is based on a comfort fanfic of mine, "The Significance of a Grocery List With Everyone’s Favorite Food". Really good shit, is basically a fic centered around Saeyoung and how he navigates his newfound freedom after the events of Saeran´s AE. It has a little Vander7 here and there, with the chapter I based this on being the main one, but ultimately is based around family and domesticity.

Sadly it seems it´s descontinued, I hope not, but even if it is I fully recommend it. 10/10 makes me want more Seven centric fics.

#mysme vanderwood #707 #saeyoung choi #luciel mysme #vanderwood #vander7 #vanderseven #vanderwood x 707 #mystic messenger #mystic messenger fanart #btw it seems Vanderwood is the character I draw most of #with at least 62% of the art about him being finished #interesting fun fact about me ig #Vanderwood is my blorbo #you can fit so much self indulgance in this bad boy #BTW I did NOT forget 707´s glasses i´m just lazy #and I hate drawing complex glasses #why can´t he have common solid glasses like the rest of us #smh

[emily-mooon]

Did some outfit sketches for Stacey cause my girl deserves some cute outfits for the summer!

(Read tags for more info if you’d like)

#the first outfit comes from my most recent nordegrim piece #the second one I made for a panel edit #so it’s the outfit I think she’d wear to the beach at the beginning of volume 4 if she went #I just added some pizzaz to it cause it was rather simple in the panel edit (that I’m not going to share) #the third outfit is based on that one bust drawing Bryan made for a Scott pilgrim website #that I believe you can find at the back of the colour edition for volume 4 #and the fourth I made on my own #I just wanted to put her in a chunky cardigan and wear a cute dress :] #I found a chunky cloud cardigan while looking at refs and I thought it was cute so I put her in it (added the buttons myself btw) #I’m not sure if it’s something she’d actually wear but shhhh it’s cute she’d wear it on like a casual date or something #if you want to draw her the ones I designed myself (3rd one doesn’t count cause I took a hypothetical stacey look and just completed it) #*draw her in (why must I forget ‘in’) #go on ahead cause id love to see them :] #idc if i made any mistakes this is just some sketches I decided to colour in #same pose for all of them too cause I’m lazy and also it’s just concept designs nothing fancy #gonna stop with the tags cause there are too many now and I’ve been talking too much her ok bye hope you like the outfits! :D #*here #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim comic #scott pilgrim takes off #stacey pilgrim #HER <3333333 #<- #my new personal tag for Stacey cause um yeah HER

[ihideinbathroomsatparties]

remember when they tried to make Hank a disgusting alcoholic but in order to keep it kid friendly they had him addicted to hot sauce instead of actual alcohol

#art #Finding Nemo #Finding Dory #bc I personally can never forget #iirc the primary reason they cut it was because they couldn't figure out how to make it more funny than it was depressing #which... fair #tho I'm now realizing there's also the fact that Hank would have ended up essentially drunk driving at one point if they had kept it in #and truly what is reckless like placing an angry old drunken animal behind the wheel of an enormous truck on the freeway #but like. in any other context... #the image of Hank drunkenly shuffling around while slamming down bottles of hot sauce is pretty funny #also: ''why are they in a void?'' because I drew this past midnight and thus was being lazy so I could go to bed faster :P #(I mean the whole thing is clearly kinda lazy but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) #I probably have to stop ever drawing things w/ zero reference btw bc I worry they maybe look a little off anyway... lol