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ketterdqms · 1 year
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One of my Fav. Fav. Show scenes were when Jesper broke the 4th wall and started saying:
“if we had a book what would it be called”😭😭
THEN AT THE CUT OFF POINT “The Five Of C-
HE WAS DEFINITELY GOING TO SAY CROWS LIKE WHAHIRIFIDJ THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING
oh and how Kaz Acknowledged Nina as one of the crows help i melted.
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abeilleq · 3 years
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they literally found the SOFTEST person to play kaz fucking brekker oh my god
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cryingoverkanej · 3 years
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kaz would beat aleksander’s head in with his cane if he heard even a fraction of the things he put alina, zoya and genya through. and you cannot change my mind.
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decennia · 3 years
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Okay I’ve tried to restrain myself but I must know….tell me all about your Grishaverse OCs!!!!!
OMFG WAIT WAIT WAIT THIS IS MY MOMENT MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN LEADING UP TO THIS–
I have some who are introduced, and some who aren't yet. They are as follows:
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First, there's Katya Starkov, Alina's long lost older sister. She's known as the Shadowbane, and makes her fortune in volcra corpses. Their family attempted to cross the Fold, but were attacked by volcra, resulting in the death of their parents. Alina's abilities instinctively came out and saved them, but irreperably blinded Katya. Alina gets taken back to the East, while Katya made her way out to the West. She returns to the Fold to retrieve her family for a funeral, but when she cannot find Alina, she assumes the worst. Profiting off what others perceive as a disability, Katya masters the Unsea, perpetually living in darkness. When she discovers Alina is alive, she joins the Crows to retrieve her.
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Next we have the Ander sisters, Sigrid and Ida.
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Sigrid is the Drüskelle Helgen of Fjerda – a Saint. She isn't Grisha, but is impervious to Grishaflame. She's engaged to Eirik Helvar, Matthias' older brother.
Ida is a Fjerdan scholar, specializing in the study of Grisha artifacts and Ravkan lore. She obtains a Grisha tome from one of General Kirigan's hunting parties that wandered into Fjerdan territory, and discovers his intention of locating Morozova's Stag. When she goes to her sister with this information, knowing that the Drüskelle would listen to their saint, Sigrid ignores her pleas, instead focusing her attentions on locating Matthias.
Ida decides to find the stag herself, and escapes in the night. Sigrid goes in pursuit, knowing how precarious her title truly is, how easy it would he to name her a witch and have her hanged if she loses the favour of Fjerda. What kind of Saint is she if she cannot protect her sister and brother to be?
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Ida eventually encounters the wounded Mal, and nurses him back to health. They part ways, only to run into each other again at the Fete.
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And lastly , of the semi-introduced, we have Neyar Kir-Kasem. Also known as Silvertongue, she is the daughter of a Shu tailor (an actual tailor, not a Grisha). In spite of residing in the Barrel, her father comes highly recommended and is favored by even noblemen, and especially one Kaz Brekker. She shares her father's gift of the craft, and his ability to know someone's exact measurements from a mere glance – making them equally invaluable to the touch averse criminal mastermind that is Mr Brekker. Neyar, however, fancies herself an actress, and is quite a word smith. She isn't Grisha, but she is believed to be, as she can sell you any story, all while stripping your pockets of all its contents, save for the lining – and you wouldn't even notice.
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The first of my unintroduced Grishaverse OCs: Vasilisa Ustrashkin. She is a Darkling OC, and, up until recently with the trickery of Kaz Brekker, the sole survivor of the Darkling's Cut. She's an Inferni, powered by a Morozova amplifier, granting her long life. She was a maid at the Grand Palace, and when Aleksander was brought into the King's employ, they became allies, and later, close friends. She fell in love with a Zemeni diplomat, but when Aleksander suspected him of being a threat to Grisha, he made an attempt on his life – one which Vasilisa foiled. Or at least tried to; she survived the Cut, permanently disfiguring her face, but the second found its mark. Atop the corpse of her love, she vowed that one day, when he least expected it, when she was nothing more than a bad memory, when he was happy, when he had something to lose – someone to lose – she would return, and she would take everything from him, like he did her. Years came and went, and although Aleksander never forgot, he had hoped Vasilisa had. And then he found his Sun Summoner, and he knew it was not Fjerdan witchhunters nor Shu assassins that were deserving of his agitation. No, it was the vengeful Vasilisa Ustrashkin, who had come to collect what she was owed.
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And the second literally came to me today when I saw the slightest resemblance between Harrison Gilbertson and Freddy Carter, and decided "hey, let's make a Kaz Brekker brother OC." So I know nothing about him, other than his face. I have no name, no plot, nothing. But he's a possibility!
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I've mentioned Eirik Helvar, but he's more of a side character. He's a Mattias' older brother, and a total Fjerdan golden boy. He drinks his Respect Women juice (though he does still have traces of the Fjerdan misogyny in him), and he's just... himbo supremacy.
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ketterdqms · 1 year
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Jesper: KAZZLE DAZZLE
*Kaz giving the side eye hes been serving all szn 2*
Kaz: Jesper if you are to utter those words again i will-
Jesper: *protests* But it’s perfect! It’s literally the best nickname. I know you get jealous when Inej calls me Jes
Kaz: I will seriously show you the consequences of your actions if you don’t shut-
Inej: Kazzle Dazzle, It’s okay calm down
Kaz: *faintly smirks* (clearly loving the nickname)
*Inej and jesper share a knowing look*
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ketterdqms · 3 years
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ERM CALLING ALL SIX OF CROWS FANS??!!??!?!!?
IM SCREAMING IF THIS IS TRUE
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ketterdqms · 2 years
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Jesper: Kaz, i wanted a drink. *cries* NOT THIS BLOOD FILLED CUP.
Kaz: My bad Jesper, that was meant for me. Here’s your water.
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ketterdqms · 3 years
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Matthias: why is it so cold here?!??
Nina: *acts surprised* i have no clue!
Also Nina: *smirks* i can change that for you though
Matthias: you talk nonsense
Nina: *sighs turning the heating back up*
cmon helvar she just wanted a hug 😔
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ketterdqms · 3 years
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wylan: i wish i was worthy
wylan: i wish i was handsome
wylan: i wish i was useful
wylan: i wish i was flawless
jesper: i wish you could see yourself from my eyes. how perfect you actually are
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ketterdqms · 2 years
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If soc was in 2021
No one:
Jesper: Masquerade. SEEK THEM OUT NOW ONE BY-
Inej: For saints sake shut your mouth. Jesper
*stays quiet for 2 seconds*
Jesper again: Dropping BODIES LIKE A NUN-
Kaz: You’re eliminated
Jesper: Kaz this is real life. Not a video game.
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ketterdqms · 3 years
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Jesper: promise to keep in touch
*a minute later*
Kaz: Perhaps.
(after summer)
Jesper: don’t even look at me. i contacted you everyday
and you didn’t reply. not even once
Kaz: Jesper, i replied to every single one of them.
*pause*
Kaz: in my mind.
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ketterdqms · 3 years
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Me: Kaz, can i join you guys
Kaz: You’re a child.
Me: I’m literally your age
Kaz: Still a child
Me: Jesper is a child, he’s part of your “gang”.
Kaz: …. fair point
Jesper (shooting walls): Hey i can hear you!
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ketterdqms · 3 years
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SHADOW AND BONE NETFLIX IN A NUTSHELL
the darkling: bring me Alina Starkov
the crows: That ain’t happening babes xxxx
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ketterdqms · 3 years
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inej: when the saints aren’t on my side, i just pray to myself that i don’t get met with anything worse, but guess who they bring to me instead? The devil.
Kaz: so who is this devil, that is brought to you?
Inej: take a wise guess Kaz
Kaz:
Kaz: never mind.
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ketterdqms · 3 years
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tell me why, if a man was to scoff at me in the streets i’d simply call it a red flag but if one of the crows were to literally run me over i’d tell them to marry me.
even if i was dead.
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ketterdqms · 3 years
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_______________________________
all i want in life is mental stability
why can’t i ever get what i want?
because i’ve read six of crows.
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