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ON MY KNEES

i buried him. six feet deep. he went into that box so easily.

bonus:

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I literally can not breathe

#putting the ‘insane’ in ‘insanely hot’

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One of my Fav. Fav. Show scenes were when Jesper broke the 4th wall and started saying:

“if we had a book what would it be called”😭😭

THEN AT THE CUT OFF POINT “The Five Of C-

HE WAS DEFINITELY GOING TO SAY CROWS LIKE WHAHIRIFIDJ THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING

oh and how Kaz Acknowledged Nina as one of the crows help i melted.

#kaz brekker #shadow and bone #six of crows #memes #free rein #inej ghafa #shadow and bone netflix #i believe in freddy carter supremacy #freddy carter #the grisha series #no mourners no funerals #horse boi brekker #horse boy #inej my beloved #soc memes #crooked kingdom #kaz x inej #lbardugo #shadowandbonecentral #jesperfahey #the darkling #wylan fahey #wylan van eck #six of crows wylan #wylan van sunshine #jack wolfe #six of swords #five of crows

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Jesper: KAZZLE DAZZLE

*Kaz giving the side eye hes been serving all szn 2*

Kaz: Jesper if you are to utter those words again i will-

Jesper: *protests* But it’s perfect! It’s literally the best nickname. I know you get jealous when Inej calls me Jes

Kaz: I will seriously show you the consequences of your actions if you don’t shut-

Inej: Kazzle Dazzle, It’s okay calm down

Kaz: *faintly smirks* (clearly loving the nickname)

*Inej and jesper share a knowing look*

#kaz brekker #shadow and bone #six of crows #memes #free rein #inej ghafa #shadow and bone netflix #i believe in freddy carter supremacy #freddy carter #the grisha series #no mourners no funerals #horse boi brekker #horse boy #inej my beloved #soc memes #crooked kingdom #kaz x inej #lbardugo #shadowandbonecentral #jesperfahey #jack wolfe #wylan van eck #ninazenik #matthais helvar

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Nina: Happy New Year Matthias!!

Matthias:

Matthias:

Matthias: I-

Nina: Goodness. please don’t-

Matthias: Nina time is a construct.

Nina: *mumbles* Thankyou for ruining new years already

#kaz brekker #shadow and bone #six of crows #memes #free rein #grisha #wesper #kanej #wylan van eck #nina zenik #ninazenik #matthiashelvar #matthias helvar

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Jesper: Kaz, i wanted a drink. *cries* NOT THIS BLOOD FILLED CUP.

Kaz: My bad Jesper, that was meant for me. Here’s your water.

#kaz brekker #shadow and bone #six of crows #memes #free rein #grisha #wesper #kanej #wylan van eck #nina zenik #leigh bardugo #generalkirigan #i believe in freddy carter supremacy #jesper and milo #ruin and rising #no mourners no funerals #kaz x inej #freddycarteredit

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If soc was in 2021

No one:

Jesper: Masquerade. SEEK THEM OUT NOW ONE BY-

Inej: For saints sake shut your mouth. Jesper

*stays quiet for 2 seconds*

Jesper again: Dropping BODIES LIKE A NUN-

Kaz: You’re eliminated

Jesper: Kaz this is real life. Not a video game.

#grisha #wesper #kanej #wylan van eck #six of crows #nina zenik #graphic design #poster #soc memes #six of wands #no worries people #perfect #i believe in freddy carter supremacy #generalkirigan #kazbrekkeredit

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is it just me or is S&B like a whole other dimension

WE are barely getting crumbs rn😭😭

#kaz brekker #shadow and bone #six of crows #memes #free rein #inej ghafa #shadow and bone netflix #i believe in freddy carter supremacy #freddy carter #the grisha series

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Me: Kaz, can i join you guys

Kaz: You’re a child.

Me: I’m literally your age

Kaz: Still a child

Me: Jesper is a child, he’s part of your “gang”.

Kaz: …. fair point

Jesper (shooting walls): Hey i can hear you!

#kaz brekker #shadow and bone #six of crows #memes #free rein #inej ghafa #shadow and bone netflix #i believe in freddy carter supremacy #freddy carter #the grisha series

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me: Jesper, i have no time anymore. I have college.

Jesper: Ha! I dropped out to go on heists and be a crow

#kaz brekker #shadow and bone #six of crows #memes #free rein #inej ghafa #shadow and bone netflix #i believe in freddy carter supremacy #freddy carter #the grisha series

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Kaz: *gathers everyone around* I need you guys to listen to me. I have an important matter to discuss

Nina: Before you start Kaz. WHERE THE HELL ARE MY WAFFLES AND COOKIES. who took them? I had a years supply and they’re all missing. I think we should do an investigation.

Kaz: As i was saying-

Nina: Kaz. Waffle investigation. now. please?

Kaz: *sighs* Nina. Okay if we must. But let me continue.

Nina: *whispers* sorry

#kaz brekker #shadow and bone #six of crows #memes #free rein #inej ghafa #shadow and bone netflix #i believe in freddy carter supremacy #freddy carter #the grisha series #ninazenik #waffles

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i want to go to ketterdam please

why do you want to go to Ketterdam

ARE YOU ON DRVGS. ARE YOU F37KING ON DRVGS. WHY DO I WANT TO GO TO KETTERDAM?!!

*Kaz Brekker.* *Wylan* *Nina* *Inej* *Jesper* THATS WHY.

#kaz brekker #shadow and bone #six of crows #memes #free rein #inej ghafa #shadow and bone netflix #i believe in freddy carter supremacy #freddy carter #the grisha series

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tell me why, if a man was to scoff at me in the streets i’d simply call it a red flag but if one of the crows were to literally run me over i’d tell them to marry me.

even if i was dead.

#kaz brekker #shadow and bone #six of crows #memes #free rein #inej ghafa #shadow and bone netflix #i believe in freddy carter supremacy #freddy carter #the grisha series

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people ask me:

1.what do you want in life? I say- Kaz Brekker

2.who do you want in life? I say- Kaz Brekker

3.where do you want to go in life? I say- Kaz Brekker

4. when do you want to go in life? I say- Kaz Brekker

they say- that doesn’t make sense

i say- i don’t care

i want Kaz Brekker

#kaz brekker #shadow and bone #six of crows #memes #free rein #inej ghafa #shadow and bone netflix #i believe in freddy carter supremacy #freddy carter #the grisha series #kazbrekkeredit #kanej fanfic #kazbrekker #ketterdam #kaz x inej #kazzle dazzle #no mourners no funerals #jesper fahey #inejghafa #wylan van sunshine #matthiashelvar #ninazenik #i shall be screaming so loud #no spoliers please #soc #six of wands #quotes #no worries people #earth #grishagoat

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_______________________________

all i want in life is mental stability

why can’t i ever get what i want?

because i’ve read six of crows.

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#kaz brekker #shadow and bone #six of crows #memes #free rein #inej ghafa #shadow and bone netflix #i believe in freddy carter supremacy #freddy carter #the grisha series #reality #quotes #no worries people #wylan van sunshine #i added the april 22nd event #earth #ruin and rising #reblog #jesper and his goat #horse boi brekker #horseshow #dailyshadowandbone #kazzle dazzle #dirtyhands #graphic design #matthiashelvar #soc memes #milo the goat

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*Kaz trying Jespers flirting lessons again*

Kaz: My darling inej,

Jesper: okay that’s fine, continue.

Kaz: would you please, as my only most reliable investment, do me the honours of being my partner to-

Jesper: Get out of here Kaz, ive had enough. i want a refund

Kaz: *protests* What?!?? i’m the one paying you!

Jesper: You suck at this. Just please do me a favour and get out

Kaz is now currently crying in bed because he doesn’t know how to flirt.

#kaz brekker #shadow and bone #six of crows #memes #free rein #inej ghafa #shadow and bone netflix #i believe in freddy carter supremacy #freddy carter #the grisha series #no worries people #jesper and his goat #jesper and milo #jessi mei li #matthiashelvar #soc memes #memestagram #bastard of the barrel #booklr #freddycarteredit #jesper fahey #fjerda #horse boi brekker #no spoliers please

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Matthias: why is it so cold here?!??

Nina: *acts surprised* i have no clue!

Also Nina: *smirks* i can change that for you though

Matthias: you talk nonsense

Nina: *sighs turning the heating back up*

cmon helvar she just wanted a hug 😔

#grisha #wesper #kanej #wylan van eck #six of crows #nina zenik #chat noir #miraculous ladybug #graphic design #poster #no worries people #nikolai lantsov #matthiashelvar #soc memes #milo the goat #kaz brekker #kazbrekkeredit #kanej fanfic #i believe in freddy carter supremacy #freddy carter #alina x darkling #zoyalai #shadow and bone netflix #kaz x inej #wylan van sunshine #jesper and his goat #jessi mei li #jesperfahey #i shall be screaming so loud