#i am so dead

[hammysamhah]

small animation for a scene i thought of for my Tag Along AU !!

#guy diamond #trolls band together #dreamworks trolls #trolls fandom #tiny diamond #trolls fanart #trolls tag along au #veneer trolls #trolls veneer #trolls animatic #let tiny fart glitter like his dad in movie canon!!!!! #guy & viva friendship real in this au they would be besties #i am so dead #don’t let this flop it took me ages

[he-is-everything-11]

If we get Henry saying this in the movie I might just actually DIE..😭

"when have i ever, since the first instant i touched you, pretended to be anything less than in love with you?"

#ALEX AND HENRY I DARE YOU NOT TO BE IN LOVE FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND #red white and royal blue movie #red white and royal blue #i am so dead #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #rwrb movie #rwrb #rwrb book #henry x alex #firstprince #go feral

[fcb-mv33]

Crying😭

#I am so DEAD #max verstappen #rambles #f1 #formula 1 #red bull racing #🦁🧡

[bisexual-horror-fan]

It happened. Let's talk about it under the fucking cut.

Hello! I am here to regale you with the tale of how my Saturday at Fan Expo went! So it started with how I could not fucking sleep the night before. Fitful, I kept waking up over and over and finally got out of bed before nine. I hung around for a while, did a face mask, painted my nails, showered, got ready and into my fit for the day. We departed slightly after noon and grabbed some food and made our way to Toronto. We get there and park in the usual place and make the couple block hike to the convention centre, the check in process went smoothly and then, it was time to shop around. 

We went from the North building to the South building, much more interested in checking out niche’ vendors and artists’ alley, I was in there for less than an hour before I had to break away to run to the photo op. Mr.Bex gives me a kiss on the cheek and told me, “Try not to cum in front of them.”

“Easier said than done!” I called as I run off. Now, last year it took me forever to get back to the North building, so I left with an hour before my time I had to be there. On the way, I see a Ghostface in a very cute almost magical girl outfit, short flouncy skirt and a bedazzled pink mask. I am looking at them, they see me looking, and they give me a pose and a peace sign, I grin and give one back, a super fun moment. I get to the North building and the photo op space in less than twenty minutes. So that means I get to toddle around the dealers floor. I do so, take in some cosplays, contemplate some purchases, they had an old full sized classic Scream one poster for twenty bucks, but I passed on it. 

Finally, it’s time to go get into the actual line. I’m in line 13, in the first group for the Matt and Skeet time slot, and I made like six friends while in line. Everyone was very into my outfit, one girl had a tattoo on her arm that said, “My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me.” We were all losing it. Another girl was there with her partner and she was in a 600 dollar custom fitted movie accurate Ghostface costume, with the glitter fabric and all, it was shockingly impressive. She especially liked my shirt and was impressed by the fact I made it, and asked aloud, “Why don’t they make shirts like those and sell them?” I laughed and told her, “Well, I’ve considered it, I won’t lie.” 

It is a surreal experience listening to this assortment of hot gothy early twenty-something scream fans, many who came from whole provinces away just for this, just to be here for them, talking about how hot they are and how down bad they are while I stand next to them, having written a couple of hundred thousand words about the characters they love in question. I almost told em I wrote fic, almost. 

While waiting around, Matt ended up coming out into the line-up space?! There was a fan in a wheelchair, and he wheeled em back personally while chatting them up and giving high-fives, he was five feet from me. The photo op starts late, I don’t care, it’s fine. We scan tickets, drop bags and then are in the same curtained off space as them, they let in small groups at a time to keep it moving smoothly. My heart is fucking pounding. We make it back, there was a family in front of me, their middle kid was dressed as Ghostface and their baby was in a scooby doo onesie and Matt held him for the picture, so cute. 

Our especially extra Ghostface friend from the line was right in front of me, and then it’s my turn. I make sure my extra shirt is pulled to the side, Two Boys Are Better Than One proudly displayed, and I move. I greet them with a “Hi!” 

Skeet gave me a very cool sounding “Hey” and Matthew made eye contact with me and gave me a polite nod with a, “Hello.” That I can only say was said in a very him way. 

I asked, as I was moving in, “Can I be in the middle?”

And Matt had this expression with that sort of half smile he does, brows pinched together as he nods, telling me like it should be obvious, “Oh of course.” 

I get in between them, and Matt’s hand is on my shoulder, Skeet’s hand is on my lower back and my hand is on Matt’s lower back and my other hand holding onto Skeet’s side (and fucks sake he is firm.)

I got an extra second because the photographer directed me to lower my head, so I wouldn’t get glasses glare, I assume. I revel in the extra seconds and contact, the picture is snapped, and I break away, without thinking I sort of pat Skeet’s side, and he returns the gesture and tells me, “Good job.” 

Skeet fucking Ulrich told me good job. 

Bury me now. I am done for.

I get my bag, I get my picture, I get it framed, and I go find Mr.Bex. He and I leave the con, we get back to our car, and then go to a tattoo shop where my friend Mel gave me my You Might Be The Killer tattoo. We drove home, I slammed several slices of pizza, and now I am writing this for you! 

It was. Fucking amazing, I loved it so much, it was more than worth every penny. Now I can officially say, I am That Cunt that wore a shirt baring my super pornographic smut fic’s title on my tits while getting a picture with the two guys who inspired it all.

And speaking of inspiration, just you wait to see the fic I am going to write after this. 

#TBABTO #Two Boys Are Better Than One #FOR LIFE #BHF face #I had SUCH a good day #FUCK #I AM SO DEAD

[archervale]

I'm literally gonna cry y'all

#stupid posts #archie goes to cr7 #I AM SO DEAD

[eeldritchblast]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

#i am so dead #raphael #bg3 spoilers

[pom3-cryns]

Jumpscare! Anyways these are 2 characters from my silly group of ocs! Their names are Spool Spindle and Spotty Bug!

Spotty Bug is the main focus of the group since their world is called Spotty's Garden! I'll show more of the cast soon through these story book themed drawings meheheheh >:3

#spotty's garden #spotty bug #spool spindle #spotty's garden spool #spool spotty's garden #Spotty's garden Spotty Bug #ocs #original characters #bug ocs #spider ocs #original character #i am so dead #art #fanart #artist

[soulsforsales]

I completed the first chapter of my coming DamiRae fanfic and then it accidentally got deleted. I am completely destroyed.

I have no idea how I am going to get the motivation to write it all over again from the beginning. 😭😭😭

I am so sorry it's going to be delayed😭

#i am completely and utterly destroyed #it was soo good and now its gone #i almost completed the whole chapter #i am so dead #fic #damirae

[1shirt2shirtredshirtdeadshirt]

Paul Wesley and Ethan Peck dropping "Spirk" while Christina Chong went for "Kock":

#i am so dead #deceased laughing #spirk #KOCK #the superior title #kirkxspock #kirk/spock #k/s #star trek #tos #star trek tos #star trek snw #snw #strange new worlds #star trek strange new worlds #spock #kirk #kirk x spock #jim kirk #comic con #sdcc #sdcc 2022 #ask 1shirt2shirtredshirtdeadshirt #oc #ocspirk #octrekmemes #spirk meme #spirk memes #star trek memes #star trek funny

[heraldofcrow]

Why are you mutuals with Aldrich Devourer of Gods 💀💀💀

I’m not sure but she is going to kill me now for sure. Guys if I wake up dead tomorrow, you know what happened 👍

#AAAAAAA #LMAO #I AM SO DEAD #I OUTED HER CRUSH #I AM GOING TO HELL BUT SHE’LL PROBABLY STILL FIND ME THERE #FBHNDM #asks #anonymous #dash wars #mutuals

[he-is-everything-11]

NECK KISSES...😭🥵🫶🏼

#red white and royal blue #firstprince #henry fox mountchristen windsor #alex claremont diaz #i cant take it #red white and royal blue movie #rwrb movie #rwrb #i am so dead

[areslmk]

‼️LORE VIDEO‼️:

In short: Ares was killed by the Golden-winged Peng in her lore, BUT he did it on the orders of the Azure Lion, who was very angry after her refusal to go against the heavens during the last meeting, before the battle.. She and her brother warned them of the consequences, but unfortunately... no one listens to the shadows. After losing to the Jade Emperor, Azure unleashed all his anger on the shadow kingdom, not even leaving children alive, and then Ares herself went to the other world and could only be on earth in the form of a misty monkey, which was the soul of every monkey in shadow kingdom

#lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid oc #artists on tumblr #lmk oc #lmk #oc artist #tumbler artists #lmk au #i am tireeeed #azure lion lego monkie kid #oc lore #lore #i am so dead

[kimbapisnotsushi]

hiiiii i stayed up SUPER late to write this for the @hqelectricboogalooexchange bc i swore i'd get it done today!!! this fic is for @kimichiban i hope you enjoy!!!

#holy shit #i am so dead #enjoy if anyone else reads it #just keep in mind i was super tired when finishing this #and i know nothing about dance #it is a dance au #i watched sooooo many choreos #okay good night jesus christ #kuroken #kuroo tetsurou #kozume kenma #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyuu fic #sou says stuff #sou writes stuff #sou's fics

[caramelcuppaccino]

HELP I CANNOT FOCUS BUT I REALLY NEED TO FINISH THIS ASSIGNMENT ASAP

#it’s 2.30 and i’m staying up for sahur until probably 4 and i have to wake up at 9 for my class :D #then after my second class we’ll take lulu to vet and then i’ll try not to miss my third class #and i have to submit the assignment by midnight 😭😭😭😭 #i am so dead #lunlunreplies

[luv-assangiebatch]

Omgggg just watched the maroon hoodie scene and I just....😭😭. When he says, "You don't get far in this world by relying on others" it hit me hard cuz like, SAAAME Assangie, SAAAME.

But let's trust each other, okay?? 😭 Actually, I don't even need to hear about your high profile secret mongering-- I just want to hold you and play with your hair pbpbpbpbpleeease 🥺

#tfe ruined my life #i am so dead #emotions everywhere #whyyyy this character whyyyyy #omg it is so late but i don't want to stop watching #but i think I'm gonna lose it at the pirate bay scene #guuuuugggghhhhhmmmmgfff #the fifth estate

[chemblrish]

Having to sit in a room with no AC when it's 30° outside wearing long pants and a whole damn lab coat is an interesting downside to my major/ future career and by interesting I mean aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#i am so dead #am going to get a heat stroke by the end of the week ;_; #txt