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blogforfauna · 1 year

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Hyaena hyaena

Each of the four hyena species is in their own genus. This means that spotted hyenas, striped hyenas, brown hyenas, and aardwolves are not closely related and split from a common ancestor a super long time ago.

Striped and spotted hyenas split roughly 10 million years ago, which is around the same time that foxes split from wolves. So comparing a striped hyena to a spotted hyena is like comparing a red fox to a grey wolf-- both are in the same family, but they look and behave very differently because they diverged so long ago.

Striped and spotted hyena distributions overlap in East Africa, but the distribution of the striped hyena extends much further north, even into Central Asia. Striped hyenas in Asia are generally much larger than those in Africa, weighing from 50-90 pounds (22.7-40.8 kg).

Unlike spotted hyenas that frequently hunt live prey like wildebeest and antelope, striped hyenas depend almost entirely on scavenging. This means they eat plants, garbage, and especially carrion, but they avoid live prey.

Most hyenas have front legs that are longer and much stronger than their hind legs, and their necks are also very long and strong. The reason for this probably lies behind their scavenging behavior— with much stronger, taller legs and necks, hyenas can carry larger pieces of carrion more easily without it dragging through dirt or mud.

Although groups of up to 7 have been recorded, striped hyenas generally live alone or in pairs. This is very different from spotted hyenas, who live in clans that sometimes have over 100 individuals. Also unlike spotted hyenas, male striped hyenas actually help take care of their children.

Striped hyenas mark their territories by producing strong-smelling, mushy stuff called "hyena butter" in their anal glands and smearing it on rocks, stumps, and other landmarks around their territory. You probably didn't want to know that, but now it's too late! Similar to a skunk, striped hyenas spray when they are attacked, as well as raising the mane-like hair on their neck and backs to appear much larger.

I rate striped hyenas 13/10. These things are something ELSE

Photo credits:

(1) Rushikesh Deshmukh (2) Joel Sartore (3) Karim Kara (4) Africa Freak (5) Will Burrard-Lucas

#striped hyena dads are better than spotted hyena dads #hyena butter toast #hyena #hyaena #striped hyena #striped hyaena #animals #biology #nature #science #wildlife #zoology #animal #dogs #wild #weird animal #hyena butter

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butchyena · 2 years

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snarling gnashing my teeth growling [has peanut butter stuck in my teeth and throat]

#had anyone fed hyenas peanut butter. can they have peanut butter……..

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harmonie-writes · 2 years

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What's hilarious to me is every time my husband and I go bowling either Butter or Dynamite by BTS plays. Last night I'm not sure how this happened but we were tired and he is like you know if I had to pick I think I'd pick *points at Yoongi*. Me being me I missed it because it was my turn and now I'm sitting here like "WAIT WHO"

Once I find out officially there will be an answer 😈

#dvoz-writes #dvoz is dead but not dead #my husband picking a bts bias has made me cackle like a hyena in public #its not his fave music but i think he's slowly like certain songs #kpop music #bts butter #bts dynamite #bts

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laserkittydraws · 10 months

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Buttered Yeene

A funny idea I got during a convo with friends on discord, character belongs to Nevermorefox - nevermorefox

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#furry #furryfandom #furryart #furryartist #digital #digitalart #digitalartist #hyena #yeen #butter

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a-random-black-and-white-cat · 4 months

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Please reblog and tag others. Im not one to reblog beg, but i would like to get as big a sample size as possible.

(Just ask in my and I'll untag you from this main post. Sorry to fill up your inbox)

(@rowan-e-ravenwood @eagledrawsandvibes @alicepooryorick @godofautism @greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat @aninconvenientduck @the-curse-wizard @the-gnomish-bastard @stormin-norman @ineffag-swag @the-random-wizard-from-space

Sunshower for reference ⬇️

#the irl cat🐈‍⬛️#polls #sunshower

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candy-sticks-zaza-blogs · 1 month

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Three new residents at Redemption Motel

Crymini is the 1st resident at the Motel when they watched the ads of the redemption motel before the news interrupted and arrived at the motel immediately to the motel. They are the anarchist punk that died by beaten up by police when they did the revolution against the government. I made Crymini a Hyena because they have spots and I made them British punk.They are a bellhop to help other demons carry the suitcase.They like to spend time with Husk but Alastor doesn’t trust Crymini because they are a dog since he’s been attacked by dogs.

Baxter is the 3rd resident. Baxter came to the motel because he is hiding from his boss Vox after Vox hits him when he is angry as he always stays in his room doing his experiments instead of doing trust activities. I made Baxter clothes based off Butter roll cookie from CRK.He died in the titanic by drowning what he did is illegal experiment on human or not.He killed his rival by pushing them to drown as he died as well. Also Baxter and Sir pentious gets along and they know each other for a long time since he’s surprised that he’s here at the motel.

Mimzy is the 4th resident when her landlord kick her out of the street as Alastor notices his best friend been kicked out as he let her stayed at the motel for free rooms.She’s now a dancer to the motel and everyone loves spending time with her since they like to dance and party with her since Charlie always mentioned about dancing in trust activities Mimzy gets excited when she volunteered to dance.The hellhound hide fur scarf was gifted by Alastor.I made Mimzy look like an actual chicken and lower her contrast colour down.

#hazbin hotel #character redesign #redemption motel au #hazbin hotel critical #hazbin hotel baxter #hazbin hotel redesign #hazbin hotel crymini #hazbin hotel mimzy

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sweetlikehoneystingslikeabee · 2 months

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How would Riddler (which one is writers choice) react to a SO who drops those slightly infuriating jokes? (I just saw a post asking how you make an egg roll and the answer was 'push it' and I just think his reaction to those kinds of jokes would be hilarious)

"Groan-worthy" Riddler Party x Reader

Dude I'm such a sucker for Riddler's it's so difficult for me not to wanna go "my choice? all of the above" when it comes to that man. So you're getting all of them short and sweet!

TW: None

60s

Gotham

Takes him a second. Oh, you like puns? He gets that sheepish little smile and compliments how clever you are. It's much harder to come up with those than one would think! You have to have a good sense of word play, formatting of the joke and-

Oh, he's rambling. Yes. It was good! If it's a particularly bad one or he's stressed, he might give you an annoyed look. But normally he'll just smile.

The riddler who appreciates it the most! A lot of his riddles dance along the line of being riddles and those kind of jokes. Part of why he's always laughing! Puns and double entendres are his bread and butter.

The two of you will have each other hyena cackling to the point people can hear you from another room. There's definitely a jealousy amongst others that the two of you can find so much joy in each other over something so goofy.

Capullo

You would think he'd be way too cool for that and genuinely, he will attempt to act like he is. Try to fool you.

Then you tell just the right joke that's incredibly cheesy and he doesn't guess the punchline before you say it. You hear this deep ugly snort and then he's covering his mouth.

His jokes aren't necessarily groan worthy, they're just really fucking nerdy in a way that makes you roll your eyes when you get it.

Telltale games

BTAS

Audibly groans. You think that's cute, don't you? Then you notice he's smiling. He can't help it, you ARE cute. Even when you're being silly he can't help it. It's charming!

He likes to think his jokes are higher end but... they're verbose and require just a tad more thought. Still slightly infuriating.

Just looks at you. You can feel the judgement seeping into your soul.

If you REALLY enjoy them, he'll tell you dad jokes that are just awful. Terrible. But he tells them with a completely deadpan face reminiscent to "and don't call me shirley."

Batman 2022/Nashton

Arkham games

ANNOYED. Particularly if at any point he thought the joke was a real riddle or a genuine question. Yes. Ha ha. Word play. If you excuse him, he has real work to do and you're distracting him.

If he actually hurts your feelings with the attitude... he does an incredibly tired sigh, "I was going to tell you a joke about time travel.... but you didn't like it." Mini jazz hands. There. Did you like that one? What? Was that one not bad enough?

Autism. Look okay, we can say that for almost every riddler to an extent but this is the kind of shit he hyperfixates on. You've seen his cards? "I'm mad about you" "but it might spoil the chemistry" with a mad scientist on the card? UGH. He loves it.

Rhyming, puns... he gets SO excited. You know, he's never had someone to share these with, so once you do with that first joke... you see his eyes practically dilate like a cats. His time has arrived. You're about to get SO mad.

#riddler #edward nygma x reader #gotham riddler #btas riddler #capullo riddler #60s riddler #telltale riddler #arkham riddler #2022 riddler #foxwriting #riddler party

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krisluxxeeempress · 4 months

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JANUARY 1ST- JANUARY 8TH, 2024 | PREDICTIVE VEDIC ASTROLOGY

JANUARY 1ST- JANUARY 8TH, 2024 | PREDICTIVE VEDIC ASTROLOGY | PLANETARY PLACEMENTS

DATE: JANUARY 1ST, 2024 | VEDIC ASTRO | PLACIDUS | 12AM FULL VIDEO REPORT AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE & PATREON ...

LILITH RX (JANUARY1,2024) : LEO (19) 12TH HOUSE

I MAY BE BIASED WHEN I SAY THIS AND I WILL FOREVER SAY THIS BECAUSE I DO NOT VIEW LILITH AS AN ASTROLOGICAL GOVERNMENT OF MY INNATE AND ANIMALISTIC NATURE THAT HAS BEEN SUPRESSED OR DENIED FOR CONFORMITY. I HONOR LILITH AS MY SPIRTUAL MOTHER WHO FAITHFULLY WATCHES, PROTECTS , LOVES AND TEACHES ME OF NOT ONLY WHO I TRULY AM BUT ALSO, ABOUT THE VAST WORLD OUTSIDE OF ME. LILITH RX IN LEO, IS LIKE MUFASA IN THE LION KING, TEACHING SIMBA ABOUT HIS TRUE POWER AND SOON TO BE REIGN OF THE PRIDE LANDS. MUFASA TAUGHT SIMBA STERNLY TO NEVER GO INTO THE DARK AREAS, WHERE THE SUN DOESN’T SHINE AND WITH LILITH RX IN THE 12TH HOUSE WHERE THERE ARE SHADOW AREAS AND HIDDEN ENEMIES LIKE HYENAS WAITING TO KILL, STEAL AND DESTROY YOU. FOR SOME OF YOU, YOUR PRIDE LAND IN ACTING, ENTERTAINMENT, DESIGN, SALES, POLITICS, MINISTRY, COMMUNICATIONS, MEDIA, MODELING, FASHION, AND OR ENTREPENUERSHIP. SOME OF YOU WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE IN THE DARK OR TO DWELL WITH HYENEAS OR TO SERVE SCAR. SOME OF YOU ARE MEANT TO SHINE AND WITH LILITH RX IN LEO, YOU ARE LEARNING THIS AND BEING TAUGHT TO HANDLE THE SPOTLIGHT.

IC (JANUARY 1,2024): SAGITTARIUS (16) 4TH HOUSE

THIS PLACEMENT INTUITIVELY GIVES OFF THE ENERGY OF PAST LIVES AND DEEP-ROOTED FEARS PERTAINING TO THEM. THE 16TH DEGREE OF SAGITTARIUS INDICATES INFECTIONS, RESPIRATORY ISSUES, DROWNING, SMOKING AND AIR POLLUTION. KNOWING THAT SAGITTARIUS ENERGY LOVES TO TRAVEL AND DWELL WITHIN FORGIEN LANDS AND AMONGST FOREIGN PEOPLE AND THEIR CULTURES CAN FURTHER CONFIRM A FEAR OF TRAVELING WHICH I FIND FURTHER INTERESTING BECAUSE OF YOU MAY BE CALLED TO DO JUST THAT DURING THIS TIME, TRAVEL. IF NOT, REFLECTING BACK ON THE LILITH RX IN LEO 12TH HOUSE PLACEMENT, YOU HAVE EXTREME PROTECTION AROUND YOU BECAUSE OF A PAST LIFE WHERE YOU TRAVELED INTO UNKNOWN LANDS AND A TRAGEDY OCCURRED.

VERTEX(JANUARY1,2024): ARIES (0) 7TH HOUSE

WITH HEAVY CONSIDERATION FOR LILITH RX IN LEO AND THE IC IN SAGITARRIUS, IT WAS ALWAYS DESTINED FOR YOU TO BE THE GENERATIONAL CURSE BREAKER. IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN DESTINED FOR YOU TO PAVE A NEW WAY AND WITH THAT THE HARDSHIPS YOU’VE UNDERGONE TO GET TO THIS POINT. WITH THE VERTEX IN ARIES AND AT ZERO DEGREES, THIS INDICATES A CLEAN SLATE. THIS FURTHER INDICATES A REBIRTH AND THE RENEWING OF YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS. A NEW PATH HAS BEEN PAVED AND YOU ARE READY TO FINALLY EMBARK ON IT. IN TAROT THIS WOULD BE THE ACE OF WANDS, SWORDS, PENTACLES AND CUPS COMBINED TO DESCRIBE THIS PLANET AND THE ENERGY. EVERYTHING YOU WEREN’T BEFORE, YOU ARE NOW. YOU ARE ASSERTIVE, AMBITIOUS, HEADSTRONG, HONEST, OUTSPOKEN, ACTIVE AND PASSIONATE. YOU ARE A LEADER AND VIEWED AS SUCH IN THE 7TH HOUSE OF THEE PUBLIC. FOR SOME OF YOU, THIS INDICATES BEING THE FIRST IN YOUR FAMILY TO ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING WHETHER THAT BE GRADUATE COLLEGE, BECOME A SUCCESSFUL ENTREPENUER, ARTIST, AUTHOR, OR WEALTHY- YOU NAME IT. YOU ARE THE FIRST! IT IS AT THIS MOMENT THAT EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE IN THE PAST THAT ACTED AS HYENAS, HELLBENT ON STEALING, KILLING AND DESTROYING YOU WILL NOW BE DESPERATE TO BE IN YOUR LIFE OR HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. THE 7TH HOUSE DEALS WITH ENEMIES BUT ALSO CONTRACTS AND SPIRITUALLY- YOU HAVE BEEN FREED FROM ANY KARMIC TIES AND RELATIONS WITH FAMILY, FRIENDS AND OR LOVERS.

DESCENDANT (JANUARY 1,2024) : PISCES (14) 7TH HOUSE

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED CATCHING, LET ALONE HOLDING A FISH WITH YOUR BARE HANDS? IT’S IMPOSSIBLE, THE FISH WILL SLIP OUT OF YOUR HANDS AND GRAPS WITH EASE. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE SAYING “ BUTTER FINGERS”? WELL WITH THE DESCENDANT IN PISCES IN THE 7TH HOUSE OF RELATIONSHIPS, YOU ARE HARD TO GRAPS, PIN DOWN OR EVEN PREDICT. YOU ARE ELUSIVE IN THE EYES OF OTHERS, THERE ONE DAY AND GONE THE NEXT. I AM NOT SURE WHY I WANTED TO START OFF THIS INTERPREATION WITH “ HAVE YOU HEARD” BUT CLEARLY THAT IS SYMBOLIC FOR HOW OTHERS WILL BE TALKING ABOUT YOU THESE DAYS. PEOPLE HAVE ONLY HEARD OF YOU, BUT THEY DO NOT KNOW YOU AND PROBABLY NEVER WILL. PISCEAN ENERGY ABSORBS IT SURROUNDINGS WHICH IN MOST CASES IS TOXIC AND THIS ALWAYS CREATES TROUBLE THAT IS DETRIMENTAL TO ONES HEALTH. WITH THAT IN MIND, YOU OR OTHERS HAVE TO BE WITHDRAWN, ALOOF AND DETACHED FROM MOST PEOPLE. LIKE FISHING, THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO TRY TO DECIEVE FISH WITH BAIT ON A HOOK. IN RELATIONSHIPS, THAT IS HOW OTHERS VIEW & TREAT YOU- LIKE A FISH THAT NEEDS TO BE CATCHED AND THE ONLY WAY TO DO IT, IS TO BE DECEPTIVE. CATCHING YOU WOULD ONLY BE SEEN AS A PRIZE OR FOOD TO OTHERS MEANWHILE, YOU GET ABUSED AND USED IN THE PROCESS. IT’S NOT WORTH IT! PISCES’ ENERGY IS SACRED AND THE 7TH HOUSE OF THE PUBLIC IS NOT.

ASCENDANT (JANUARY 1,2024) : VIRGO (14) 1ST HOUSE

AS FOREMENTIONED, THE DESCENDANT IN THE 7TH HOUSE WILL ALWAYS INFLUENCE THE ASCENDANT IN THE 1ST HOUSE. WITH THAT BEING SAID, I LEFT OFF WITH THE DESCENDANT IN PISCES THAT MOVING FORWARD IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY DIFFICULT IF NOT IMPOSSIBLE TO GET CLOSE TO YOU EMOTIONALLY. WITH THE ASCENDANT IN VIRGO AT 14 DEGREES, WITHIN THE 2ND DECAN RULED BY SATURN- THIS MAKES ME STATEMENT TRUE. IT’S HARD ENOUGH GETTING PAST VIRGO ENERGY. JUST IMAGINE TRYING TO MIND F^%$ AND MANIPULATE JUDE JUDY, BUT THEN TO ADD A SATURIAN INFLUENCE AS WELL- ENERGETICALLY IT’S LIKE A BRICK WALL. WITH THE ASCENDANT IN VIRGO IN THE 1ST HOUSE, YOU ARE EXTREMELY HARD TO READ, CONNECT WITH OR GET CLOSE TO. IT’S LIKE YOU HAVE SECURITY AROUND YOU ENERGETICALLY AT ALL TIMES. THE REASON FOR THIS THICK SHEILD IS TO PROTECT YOURSELF ESPECIALLY IN RELATION TO OTHERS, IN ALL FORMS. THE 1ST HOUSE IS HOW YOU VIEW YOUR SURROUNDINGS MAINLY DUE TO THE DESCENDANT AND SO THE ASCENDANT CAN TRULY REVEAL HOW OTHERS VIEW YOU AND THESE DAYS YOU APPEAR FOCUSED, DETERMINED, AMBITIOUS, MATERIALISTIC, ORGANIZED, STRONG- WILLED, AND VERY OBSERVANT. I DID A WHY ARE THEY MAD READING FOR VIRGOS, AND I LITERALLY KEPT SAYING OTHERS ARE MAD BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO SMART. OTHERS VIEW YOU AS TOO SMART TO THE POINT YOU DO NOT TRUST ANYONE, LIKE AT ALL.

MIDHEAVEN ( JANUARY 1,2024) : GEMINI (16) 10TH HOUSE

IF YOU HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING MY ASTROLOGY REPORTS IN ORDER, STARTING FROM LILITH RX IN LEO TO THE MIDHEAVEN IN GEMINI- FOR THOSE WHO NO LONGER HAVE ACCESS TO YOUR ENERGY, CONTENT, WORK, SKILL, OR SPIRITUAL GIFTS ARE STARTING TO LOSE THEIR MOMENTUM, THEIR DRIVE, THEIR PULL, POPULARITY AND WHATEVER ELSE THEY WERE USING YOU FOR THAT GRANTED THEM SUCCESS. GEMINI, AT 16 DEGREES, DOESN’T HAVE A POWERFUL STIMULUS. SO BASICALLY, YOU ARE COMING OFF PLEASANT, OPTOMISTIC, AND SOCIAL BUT DUE TO THE VENUS INFLUENCE IN THE 2ND DECAN, YOU AREN’T GOING DEEP OR REVEALING TOO MUCH, YOU APPEAR TO BLEND IN. THIS IS GREAT BECAUSE YOU ARE NO LONGER EXERTING SO MUCH ENERGY, TIME, EFFORT, KNOWLEDGE OR SKILL INTO WORK OR PEOPLE THAT ISN’T PAYING YOU WHAT YOU DESERVE OR GIVING YOU WHAT YOU ARE REALLY WORTH AND SO YOU ARE RESORTING TO DOING THE BARE MINIMUM. IF YOU WORK A 9-5, INSTEAD OF BEING AN OVERACHIEVER, DOING MORE AND RECEIVING LESS- NOW YOU SIMPLY DO WHAT IS REQUIRED. NOTHING MORE OR LESS. IF YOU ARE AN ENTREPENUER, YOUA RE GIVING WHAT OTHERS HAVE PAID FOR AND NOTHING MORE UNLESS THEY PAY MORE. GEMINI ENERGY IS EXTREMELY KNOWLEDGEABLE AND INTELLIGENT AND KNOWLEDGE IS ABSOLUTE POWER, ESPECIALLY IN THE 10TH HOUSE OF CAREER, STATUS, SUCCESS, AND POWER. OTHERS NOW HAVE TO PAY YOU FOR YOUR KNOWLEDGE THAT THEY ONCE USED TO GAIN POWER.

PART OF FORTUNE ( JANUARY 1,2024) : CAPRICORN (16) 4TH HOUSE

THE MIDHEAVEN IN GEMINI WAS WITHIN THE DECAN RULED BY VENUS, AND I CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT IT WAS BEST FOR YOU TO BLEND INTO SOCIETAL NORMS AND EXPECTATIONS IN ORDER TO GAIN NOTERIETY IN YOUR CAREER. WHEN WE DO WELL IN OUR CAREERS IT ALSO TRINKLES INTO OUR PERSONAL, HOME LIVES. I MEAN, WHY ELSE DOES ANYONE WORK UNLESS, OF COURSE, IT’S THEIR PASSION? WE ALL WORK SO WE CAN MAINTAIN AND SUSTAIN OUR PERSONAL LIVES AND IF WE HAVE SOME DISPOSABLE INCOME ONCE EVERYTHING IS TAKEN CARE OF, EVEN BETTER. THE PART OF FORTUNE IN ASTROLOGY IS VERY SIMILAR TO THE LOTTERY AND EVERYTHING THAT COMES WITH WINNING SUCH THINGS. IT APPEARS MY INTUITION WAS RIGHT WHEN I SAID TO BLEND INTO SOCIETAL NORMS BECAUSE THE PART OF FORTUNE IN CAPRICORN, AT 16 DEGREES, IS WITHIN THE 2ND DECAN ALSO RULED BY VENUS. VENUS ATTRACTS BUSINESS, MONEY, LOVE, CONTRACTS, AND OUR SUPERFICAL NEEDS AND WANTS. CAPRICORN ENERY RULER OF THE 10TH HOUSE IS ALL ABOUT SUCCESS, MONEY, STATUS, FAME AND ACHIEVEMENTS. IF WE PUT BOTH TOGETHER, THIS INDICATES A LOT OF ABUNDANCE AND SUCCESS COMING TOWARDS YOU GOING INTO THE NEW YEAR, THAT WILL LAST A LONG TIME WITH CAPRICORNS INFLUENCE. SPIRITUALLY, YOU ARE GOING INTO A CONTRACT WITH VENUS WHERE AGAIN, YOU WILL BE ATTRACTING A LOT OF SUCCESS, ABUNDANCE AND EVEN WEALTHY LOVE OFFERS.

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everythingwasnormalhere · 21 days

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Death Park Characters

(this list will be updated as more details are thought)

AU explanation here Groups explanation here

This isn't the actual list, just for me to understand my thought process- but still, these would be this au's characters :3

Hybrids:

Hyreix: Eric Cartman (Raccoon) Clyde Donovan (Mosquito) Jimmy Valmer (Parrot) Bebe Stevens (Bee) Red McArthur (Fox) Nichole Daniels (Rat) Scott Malkinson (ANIMAL NOT THOUGHT - TAKING SUGGESTIONS) · OCs: Mick Cruz (@jio-1dollar's OC - Hyena) Moss Radmoore (my OC - Red Panda)

Other: Tweek Tweak (Monkey) Leopold "Butters" Stotch (Rabbit) Stan Marsh (Hamster) Karen McCormick (Bear)

Dead: Pip Pirrup (Ferret) · OCs: Billy Burch (ANIMAL NOT THOUGHT - TAKING SUGGESTIONS)

Humans:

Hyreix: Timmy Burch (Experiment)

HLF: Kyle Brovlofski Wendy Testaburger Ike Brovlofski Tolkien Black Bradley Biggle Heidi Turner · OCs: Nirami (@angelheavenly's OC (does she have a last name? if not, can I make her one?)) Jade Turner

Other: Kenny McCormick Craig Tucker Scott Tenorman

Dead: · OCs: Sybil Wilson (my OC)

Still accepting any OCs, both as humans and as hybrids!! If you want your OC to appear in a comic, this is your chance :3

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pinkanonwrites · 1 year

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I know too much about zoology. Hyena like to bite and nip to show affection and their jaws are the deadliest part of them, able to crush bones with ease and get through the hide of some of the thickest animals on the planet like a knife through butter. They also love to play in water and they can get zoomies.

Can I just say? I adore the idea of Ruggie getting the zoomies.

You're just walking down the hallway to class when NYOOM! He shoots past you faster than you've ever seen him run from any student he's just swindled. Watching him do laps around the school or the P.E. field until he literally collapses at your feet, tumbling to a stop in the soft grass.

"All done?" You ask.

"Gimme five minutes. I'll get a second wind!"

#pink chat #anon #ruggie bucchi #twisted wonderland

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lionews · 2 months

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bro i was playing on autopilot and used roasted lamb at 2:54 instead of hyena butter. they need to make it work the full 8 hours

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helly-watermelonsmellinfellon · 7 months

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Bethy got mom a small nutcracker at Walmart. She loved nutcrackers very much and she asked me if I wanted to guess its name.

I struggled. This went on for several minutes before I hit record.

Careful with the volume! @flamingpen18 here we are!

~.O.~

Me: Alright, so, it's not the name of a person. It is the name of a Thing. So, it's not a proper name. You are making it a Proper Noun by making it a name, but it not necessarily a name. So, it's not named after people, which means it's a Thing. But I don't- It's- Is it- Is it an ice cream? Is this supposed to be an ice cream?

Mom: I don't really know what it's supposed to be.

Me: Okay, well, that doesn't help me.

Mom: What it looked like to me-

Me: It's- DONT' TELL ME! *chokes*

Mom: I was like, "That's his name. That's his name right there."

Me: Um... Uuuum. Well because- *flabbergasted* He just looks like a fucking nutcracker with an ice cream thing on top. I don't really -What can it- Okay. Is it in relation to an animal?

Mom: No.

Me: What the f- *slaps knee in frustration* Okay. Is it in relation-

Mom: I'm really concerned. *laughs*

Me: *high-pitched giggles* Is it in relation to a food?

Mom: Yes.

Me: Food, okay! This does not help at all. Is it only a food, or is it used to be anything else or is it just food?

Mom: I have seen Nana use this particular item, that is a food, as something else.

Me: ...Butter?

Mom: No.

Me: *wheezing and cackling*

Mom: *weird look* What does butter have to do with anything?

Me: No! You don't wanna know what I was thinking!

Mom: Never mind, Helen, you are not good at this. OMG.

Me: *wheezing* I have such a headache OMG!

Mom: And you did it to yourself. I hope you're happy.

Me: I CAN'T- I'M TRYING! Okay, so... My throat hurts.

Mom: Doo- doo- doo- That's what happens when you cackle like a hyena.

Me: *wheezing* It's not my fault, I can't- Okay, food. Yeah, but how does it- Okay, but if it's not ice cream then how- *chuckling* Okay.

Mom: What else does it look like?

Me: I DON'T KNOW! He looks like an old man trying to be Santa but as a nutcracker! Okay? *giggles*

Mom: Santa Crackers.

Me: Like... okay. *sniffs* *giggles* I forgot for a second that you said food and I thought, 'nipples' but like-

Mom: *cough* No. No! NO!

Me: *cackles* Well- but you said it was on top of it-

Mom: God, what is wrong with you?!

Me: *giggles* Okay. Okay. *sniffs* I'm okay.

Mom: That's up for debate.

Me: Okay.

Mom: Yeah, you said that but still... *laughs*

Me: *wheezing* Ok- *coughs* Oka- I CAN'T! JUS- Okay.

Mom: STOP SAYING 'OKAY'! WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS NOT OKAY!

Me: I'm- I'm Trying! *wheezing* Okay... *laughs* No! I'm trying!

Mom: *laughs* *coughs*

Me: *clears throat* Oh! Is it a gumdrop?

Me: JESUS CHRIST! *howling laughter*

Mom: *laughs* That's it! Yes! Gumdrop!

Me: OMG! WTF?!

Mom: All that! All that for your foolishness!

Me: I was thinking, I was like, what is that like for?

Mom: It's okay, Gumdrop. Aunt Helen'll be okay!

Me: *giggles* *sniffs* To think, we started off with me asking if it was named Martin. *cackles* And then if it was named Nana. *laughs* OMG, man I am not good at that at all. Okay. Okay so... Okay.

Mom: Ar- You keep saying 'okay' and it is not.

Me: You can't blame be because there was a thing on top of it! *coughs*

Mom: I want you to know that I can do nothing but blame you! *giggles*

Me: There was a thingy on to of it, okay? It- It looked less like that and more like the top scoop of an ice cream cone!

Mom: *mumbles* De scoop. De scoopa.

Me: Like, I'm trying to think of like, fucking food, and I should've asked if it was a fucking snack or some shit, it would've made it fucking faster. *sighs* Okay. My head hurts... and it's your fault.

Mom: ...*offended look*

Me: *wheezes*

Mom: How'd it become my fault?

Me: *clears throat* *sniffs* Because you were relishing in my suffering.

Mom: Well, of course, it was funny. Also, very sad.

Me: *sniffs* You suck.

Mom: No, not really.

Me: *sniffs* Alright.

Mom: I have no interest in that shit.

Me: Okay. Everything's okay.

~.O.~

The offender in question:

#humor #me and mom

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thegenderfluidace · 2 months

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4:44am apples and peanut butter y’all cause my older sister cannot be quiet in the middle of the night with her yelling and hyena cackle

#ace rambles #will bite her #luckily she should only be here for a few more days #love her but cannot live in the same space any more #drives me insane

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niffala · 16 days

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I Quit (Pt. 2)

Warnings: The Thrombeys being themselves

A/N: Reader insert version found here. The Thrombeys’ opinions are NOT my own. 18+ only due to smut and dubcon situations. No stealing, no reposts, no translations, no feeding to AIs. Comments, reblogs and likes are always welcome and appreciated.

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Chapter 2

The first two weeks of Elizabeth's employment went smoothly. Harlan did indeed have a taste for sweets. The rest of his palate she worked at learning, but he seemed happy with her efforts. When he didn't care for a dish, he would let her know and she gladly made him something else. Funny enough, the man would ask for tomato and mayo sandwiches, with just a touch of salt and pepper. Such simple requests from such an interesting man.

It was finally the day she was dreading, her first Sunday family dinner with the Thrombey clan. Fran had gossiped about the family with her while she began preparations. She explained who everyone was, their quirks, and entitlements. She had an asshole rating system that Elizabeth found amusing.

Fran found most of the family intolerable, except Harlan of course. “The top asshole, a number 10, has to be Harlan's grandson, Ransom. But don't call him that, ever. He makes the help call him by his first name, Hugh. He's handsome, for sure, but don't let his face fool you. He is a massive jerk and will charm you, use you up and spit you out like that.” She snapped her fingers and huffed.

“Luckily, he doesn't come to many of these dinners. Not that the rest of them are any easier to deal with. Seriously, they should have their own reality show so the world can see them snarl at each other like a pack of rabid hyenas. I suggest you steer clear of them when you can. These nights can get ROUGH.”

“Duly noted.”

Fran smiled before leaving to set the table. “Good luck tonight. And if you need a little mood stabilizer at the end of the insanity, just let me know. I got you girl.”

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Elizabeth's anxiety increased with every new voice that echoed through the large home. She couldn't hear much of the conversations, but was confident Fran would fill her in if she missed anything juicy. So she continued cooking in peace.

Speak of the devil, the brunette rushed into the kitchen, “Top asshole and Harlan’s mother are m.i.a., but the rest are seated. Tell me the app is ready?” Fran already looked so done with the night.

”Right over there. Description card included.”

“Thank youuuu.” She took the appetizers to deliver to the table.

The family was just as she left them. Sitting proper with fake smiles plastered on their faces, while practically seething at one another. Fran served the table with an equally forced grin.

Richard scoffed at the bowl. “What the hell is this?”

“Richard!” Linda chastised her husband.

Fran swiftly read from the card, “A roasted butternut and apple soup with ginger and coconut milk.”

Linda took a tentative sip and her eyebrows rose. “I see Rosalee has improved.”

Donna followed her lead, also approving of the soup and the improved quality.

Harlan spoke up, “I'm afraid Rosalee has retired. I've hired someone new.” He sent Fran to ask his new chef to come out, greet his family and serve dinner.

Elizabeth pushed the cart out to the dining area. Feeling like she was walking into shark infested waters wearing a wounded seal suit. All eyes were on her as she entered. Harlan introduced her and asked what she had for them.

“I have for you a herb crusted crown roast of pork with a side of carrots and parsnips in citrus butter.”

“Um, excuse me, hi.” Joni raised her hand, pointing to the offending entrée. “We can't eat that. My Meg and I are vegan. Do you expect me and my daughter to just munch on carrots all night?”

Elizabeth nodded, "I have been informed of your dietary restrictions and made you both something separate.“ She placed the extra meal in front of them. ”Quinoa cakes with a tomato-zucchini and chickpea relish, drizzled with a balsamic glaze. But if you would like the citrus carrots on the side I can get that for you as well."

“Dietary restrictions, my ass. It's not a restriction, it's a mental illness.” Walt began to rant, “You know how you can spot a vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you. They'll never shut up about it. Those douchebags think they're better than everyone else. They look down on us meat eaters, keep trying to convert us. Well let me tell you, eating meat is my God given right. My right! Don't you realize you can't live without meat. Your brain will die. That's why you are all so miserable, you're slowly dying.”

Donna rubbed her husband's shoulder in approval. While Richard raised his glass in salute to Walt's bullshit. Linda pursed her lips, ignoring them and trying to have a chat with her father.

Joni was on the defense, “We are the healthiest we've ever been. It's good for the planet, the environment, which benefits everyone, need I remind you.” She ignored her brother-in-law's snickering. “Let's be real, veganism is the answer to this world's problems. It is. It's the only moral choice. It clears up your skin and makes you feel good inside and out. And we don't have to feel guilty about contributing to the exploitation and slaughter of innocent lives. Animals are just like us.”

“Just like us?” Walt interjected. “Oh really, should we have dad's dogs sitting at the table with us? I tell ya, if Meg was a boy, I'd be calling DCF because you'd be depriving him of nutrients he needs to grow strong and polluting his male DNA with soy.”

“You're the one with blood on your hands, Walt. All those poor cute animals you've killed….”

Richard scoffed, “You've only been,” he raised his fingers in air quotes, “vegan for a damn month.”

“Ya well, I saw the truth and I'm changing. You'll see it too or die with all those animal products clogging your arteries... Plus it's been two months. Thank you very much.”

“I will happily eat my steak and drink my milkshakes all the way to my grave.”

Joni rolled her eyes, “Uck, you are completely hopeless.”

Walt raised his hand to silence any reply from Richard. “Don't bother. It's not worth fueling her delusions.”

That seemed to put an end to that argument. The rest of the meal went well. Although out of the whole family, only Harlan and Meg said 'thank you.' Not even the young boy spoke up. For being so rich and fancy, they certainly lacked manners.

Dessert was served without incident. Tiramisu and a mini vegan version for Joni and Meg. Harlan seemed to be in heaven, commenting on how rich and decadent it was.

After dinner was over, Elizabeth and Fran began clearing the table. Linda poked her head in, “Elizabeth, may I have a word with you?”

“Was there something wrong with your meal?”

“Oh no, no, dinner was lovely. However, I wanted to make sure you weren't making desserts like that for my dad all the time. He's getting up there in years and has to watch his cholesterol, his sugar intake, blood pressure, things of that nature. He can't be consuming food like you made tonight. He needs to eat healthier. I'd like to keep him around for a long time. I'm sure you can understand.”

“I fully understand, ma'am, but there is no need for concern. The food was chosen because this was a special occasion. It doesn't reflect his daily meals.” Elizabeth noticed Harlan a few feet behind his daughter. He winked at her before alerting her of his presence.

Linda clapped her hands, “Delightful. I'm so glad we have an understanding. I will make you a list of approved meals.” She smiled at her father before walking away.

Once Linda was out of earshot, Harlan leaned close to Elizabeth, “I'm not eating that pigeon food. You put her little list up on the message board in the kitchen and ignore it.”

Elizabeth thought she was safe. The family was dispersing out into the night. She turned on some music and began washing the dishes. Her hips swaying to the beat.

Joni snuck up behind her. “Oh I love this song.” She attempted to dance alongside Elizabeth, bumping their hips together. “Don't be shy. I could tell you recognize me. I get it allll the time now. You're correct, it's me. Owner, CEO, COO and CFO of FLAM.” She continued boasting about being a top influencer and her skin care products while Elizabeth stood there like a deer in the headlights.

An unwelcomed hand reached out to stroke her cheek, “Your skin looks so parched. You could really use a hydrating serum. My company offers the perfect product to help. It's an all organic algae blend that feels like the ocean on your face. So refreshing. And there's a vitamin C serum that will bring some life back to your overworked face.”

“Well let me tell you, FLAM is trending right now, it's going to be huge. You go ahead and follow me on twitter or instagram. I'm offering my first 100 followers a 15% off coupon. That will be available once I find the right graphic designer for my website. Those I interviewed so far just couldn't grasp my vision. This is a lifestyle I'm promoting. I have to trust they get my brand, ya know. But hold onto that coupon, it will be honored. So lovely to meet you, Evelyn.”

“Elizabeth,” she corrected.

“Sure.” Joni made her exit, blowing a kiss.

Fran entered and passed over the joint in her fingers. “It's like the fucking twilight zone isn't it.”

“You weren't kidding.”

The Thrombeys were the most insincere backstabbing piece of crap family she had the displeasure of meeting thus far. She wondered if any of them loved or were loyal to anything but money. Doubtful. Thank goodness she didn’t have to encounter them often.

Chapter 3

#niffala fics #ransom drysdale angst #ransom drysdale smut #ransom drysdale x ofc

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demonica-31 · 1 year

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Hey guys, I need a little bit of help. I’m doing a Halloween themed game on ClanGen, but I’m having trouble figuring out how to name my characters. The only names I’ve been able to come up with are

1. Pumpkin

2. Were/Wolf

3. Chocolate/Cocoa

4. Bone

5. Skeleton

6. Skull

7. Witch

8. Zombie

9. Dead

10. Franken

11. Undead

12. Gourd

13. Spider

14. Corpse

15. Mummy

16. Eerie

17. Creepy

18. Crypt

19. Fear

20. Web

21. Troll

22. Hob/Goblin

23. Blood/y

24. Corn

25. Sugar

26. Sweet

27. Sour

28. Spirit

29. Ghost

30. Ghoul

31. Wraith

32. Fright

33. Stitch

34. Rat

35. Needle

36. Beetle

37. Glow

38. Lantern

39. Grave

40. Tomb

41. Freaky

42. Sliver

43. Grim

44. Phantom

45. Tarantula

46. Eldritch

47. Maggot

48. Vampire

49. Bat

50. Midnight

51. Fairy

52. Sprite

53. Vulture

54. Mushroom

55. Worm

56. Wither(ing)

57. Wilt(ed)/(ing)

58. Demon

59. Slime(y)

60. Dead

61. Cinnamon

62. Caramel

63. Coconut

64. Wisp

65. Rot(ten/ting)

66. Coffin

67. Howl/ing

68. Scream(ing)

69. Gore

70. Casket

71. Fungus

72. Taffy

73. Buried

74. Banshee

75. Beast

76. Bean

77. Monster

78. Nougat

79. Peanut

80. Sprinkle

81. Syrup

82. Ooze

83. Gooey

84. Cream/y

85. Knife

86. Cleaver

87. Slash

88. Doll(y)

89. Frosting

90. Icing

91. Glaze

92. Cookie

93. Cake

94. Poison

95. Cider

96. Shark

97. Metal

98. Mold/y

99. Nightmare

100. Hiss/ing

101. Severe/d

102. Cadaver

103. Devil

104. Ro/bot

105. Carcass

106. Lollipop

107. Licorice

108. Gummy

109. Jellybean

110. Marshmallow

111. S’more

112. Frog

113. Pie

114. Walker

115. Brownie

116. Fudge

117. Sharp

118. Razor

119. Buried

120. Chip

121. Bitter

122. Cyborg

123. Cyber

124. Digital

125. Pixel

126. Pixie

127. Blade

128. Toadstool

129. Snake

130. Cobra

131. Glitch

132. Spine

133. Chill(ed/ing)

134. Coffee

135. Espresso

136. Tick

137. Leech

138. Sting

139. Serpent

140. Cauldron

141. Iron

142. Potion

143. Pudding

144. Vanilla

145. Flour

146. Piranha

147. Boar

148. Pig

149. Leather

150. Orca

151. Anaconda (don’t want none)

152. Gorilla

153. Alligator

154. Crocodile

155. Turkey

156. Citrus

157. Lemon

158. Lime

159. Unicorn

160. Dagger

161. Clown

162. Jester

163. Void

164. Leprechaun

165. Orc

166. Torn

167. Shattered

168. Tea

169. Butter

170. Butterfly

171. Diamond

172. Gem

173. Alien

174. Mocha

175. Banana

176. Mermaid

177. Siren

178. Angel

179. Soda

180. Popcorn

181. Voodoo

182. Rattle(d/ing)

183. Dragon

184. Scale(d)/Scaly

185. Blueberry

186. Raspberry

187. Mango

188. Strawberry

189. Grinning

190. Dancing

191. Latte

192. Spice/y

193. Cozy

194. Tar

195. Acid

196. Melt(ed/ing)

197. Autumn

199. Cheesecake

200. Twilight

201. Grape

202. Shard

203. Crisp(y)

204. Still

205. Rabid

206. Bitter

207. Twisted

208. Bullet

209. Charcoal

210. Feral

211. Griffin

212. Nymph

213. Melon

214. Crimson

215. Plum

216. Salt(y)

217. Ring

218. Somber

219. Hyena

220. Decay(ed/ing)

221. Whiskey

222. Margarita

223. Cocktail (that's a whole entire name right there!)

224. Beer

225. Pirate

226. Glitter

227. Moon

228. Powder

229. Heathen

230. Garlic

231. Firework

232. Trick

233. Treat

234. Widow

235. Eclipse

236. Butterscotch

237. Gargoyle

238. Honeydew (another full name!)

239. Pomegranate

240. Malt

241. Milk

242. Tangerine

243. Kiwi

244. Apricot

245. Blackberry

246. Cranberry

247. Fig

248. Papaya

249. Pineapple

250. Raisin

251. Eclair

252. Drowned/ing

253. Viper

254. Wicked

255. Glass

256. Gem

257. Jewel

258. Thrash(ed/ing)

259. Venom

260. Almond

261. Cashew

262. Pistachio

263. Walnut

264. Fruit(y)

265. Bomb

266. Cherry

267. Chamomile

268. Volt

269. Jolt

270. Punk

271. Goth

272. Emo

273. Grunge

274. Hex

275. Vex

276. Snap

277. Macabre

278. Crazy

279. Insane

280. Muffin

281. Chain/Saw

282. Hammer

283. Hook

284. Machete

285. Axe

286. Slice

287. Loon

288. Lunar

289. Phoenix

290. Nail

291. Balloon

292. Fizz/y

293. Foam/y

294. Froth/y

295. Spook/y

296. Flesh

297. Haunt(ed/ing)

298. Poltergiest

299. Apparition

300. Soul

301. Scare/crow (Another full name!)

302. Cold

303. Elf

304. Ogre (someBODY-)

305. Frenzy

306. Mirage

307. Spunk

308. Darkling

309. Minotaur

310. Basilisk

But here’s the thing. I’m running out of ideas! Can you guys help me come up with more names?

#please help #a little help here #Warrior cats #ClanGen #warriors #Warrior cat names #I’m out of ideas #clan gen #clan generator

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