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BTS FICS I RECOMMEND YOU TO READ

OT7 x Reader /Poly x Reader

Series

~A~

Can't Wait To See You Again (12/?) Back Home (11/?) (from @alexlwrites) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

Temporary Home (1/?) (from AwkwardGoose on AO3) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

~B~

Ruin me, Pretty please (from @bangtanflirt) [COMPLETE] {Jimin x Reader x Jungkook}

Void (7,5/?) (from @btssavedmylifeblr) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

Safe and Sound (8/?) (from @bearr02) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

Our Own World (10/?) (from @bangfantanfic) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

My Bestfriend (from Belongs_to_BTS7 on WATTPAD) [COMPLETE] {Maknae Line x Reader}

Paranormal (14/?) (from Betty on QUOTEV) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

Everything falls into place (from @blog-name-idk) [COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

By chance (from BTS_Mommy on AO3)[COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

~D~

Guys that I'd kind of be into (11/?) (from @daisilyreadywriter) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

Enchanted to meet you (10/?) (from @ditttiii) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

~F~

My Beautiful Neighbor (7/?) (from futuristic on QUOTEV) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

YouTube. Thanks to youtube (5/?) (from Fanfic for LIFE on QUOTEV) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

~H~

Neighbors (1/?) (from @honey-andmilktea) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

Love Paradise (4/?) (from HobiSun on QUOTEV) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

~I~

Seven With You (18/?) (from imaho4leeknow on QUOTEV) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

~J~

Armed to the Fangs (12/?) (from @jingabitch) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

~K~

My First Concert (5/?) (from benzine on QUOTEV) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

~L~

7 hybrids moved in with me (7/?) (@lillsisamarshmallow) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

~M~

Wrecked Melody (2/?) (from MalfoyEtBlack13 on AO3) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

Lost In The Lights (3/?) (from @makingmeagirlwithluv) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

~N~

Combined beings (from @numinousher) [COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

Isolation (from @nomimits7) [COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

Gamer (5/?) (from nini on QUOTEV) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

Tickets to Paradise (6/?) (Nenya_KJ on AO3) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

~O~

Giving a Hand (from orphan_account on AO3) [COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

~P~

Heartbeat (2/?) (from @pasteljeon) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

Time to Shine (18/?) (from pirateswaan on AO3) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

~R~

I Wanna Be Yours (7/?) (from @rmsrkive) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

~S~

Emerald Gem (1/?) (from @sweetlyskz) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

The Share House (22/?) (from svrcegi on WATTPAD) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

Sweet Dreams (from Sammie on QUOTEV) [COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

~T~

Bangtan's NDA (3/?) (from serendipityjiminnie on AO3) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

Appartment Game (8/?) (from @softiejoon) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

Just a Taste (11.2/?) (from @taeyohonic) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

Reflection : Her (17/?) (from thatgirlhan on QUOTEV) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

~Y~

Let the light in (2/?) (from @yoonnvrs) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

All started with an interview (1/?) (from yoki on QUOTEV) [NOT COMPLETE] {OT7 x Reader}

Kim Namjoon /RM x Reader

Series

~A~

I Trusted You (from athinaayline on WATTPAD) [COMPLETE]

~F~

Plastic Heart (from @fresh-outta-jams) [COMPLETE]

~H~

Pretty Boy (from hanibbalistic on WATTPAD) [COMPLETE]

~K~

Study Session (from @knamjooned) [COMPLETE]

Frenemies ; The Clumsy Soulmate (from knjmyg on QUOTEV) [COMPLETE]

~N~

Cell Phone (from Nicholas_EC on WATTPAD) [COMPLETE]

~S~

Trust me please (1/?) (from @sugarwithtea) [NOT COMPLETE]

Translating for BTS (from SillyAnahi on WATTPAD) [COMPLETE]

Tease (from shininq_stxrs on WATTPAD) [COMPLETE]

Park Jimin /Jimin x Reader

Series

~F~

Youtuber (from fairiesmin on WATTPAD) [COMPLETE]

~N~

Mr. Flirt (1/?) (from @newcaptainofsquad9) [NOT COMPLETE]

~S~

Nevermind (3/?) (from @strawbearytae) [NOT COMPLETE]

Jeon Jungkook /Jungkook x Reader

Series

~A~

Golden Love (3/?) (from Alixx on QUOTEV) [NOT COMPLETE]

~B~

Foreigner (1/?) (from BaeyaChi on WATTPAD) [NOT COMPLETE]

~G~

A Spring Full of You (2/?) (from girlandmermaid1 on WATTPAD) [NOT COMPLETE]

Oh my trouble (1/?) (from Gojo on QUOTEV) [NOT COMPLETE]

~M~

She is my man (from MIOK on QUOTEV) [COMPLETE]

~R~

Forget me not (4/?) (from Rosie Posie on QUOTEV) [NOT COMPLETE]

~S~

Roommate agreement (3/?) (from @staygoldkoo) [NOT COMPLETE]

~T~

Fan Identity [COMPLETE] // Waiting Game (26/?) [NOT COMPLETE] (from @tteokggukk)

Min Yoongi /Suga x Reader

~H~

Number Neighbor (10/?) (from @hoseoks-soda-on-the-side) [NOT COMPLETE]

~M~

Adventure Is Out There (10/?) (from minyoogiswife on WATTPAD) [NOT COMPLETE]

Kim Taehyung/ V x Reader

~A~

My Personal Translator (9/?) (from Amateur-Trash on WATTPAD) [NOT COMPLETE]

~K~

Kinda Hot (from @kimnjss) [COMPLETE]

~S~

Love at First Sight (6/?) (from shmehalien on QUOTEV) [NOT COMPLETE]

~T~

Bread Cheeks (from @tteokggukk) [COMPLETE]

~Y~

Mocha Latte (6/?) (from yoongicool on WATTPAD) [NOT COMPLETE]

STRAY KIDS FICS I RECOMMEND YOU TO READ

Series

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allwaswell16 · 2 years

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A fic rec of One Direction mermaid fics as requested in this ask. If you enjoy the fics, please leave kudos and comments for the writers! You can find my other fic recs here. Happy reading!

-Larry-

🫧 Coax the Cold by MediaWhore / @mediawhorefics

(M, 86k, historical au) English Professor Louis Tomlinson’s passion for the occult has been a source of mockery and derision for most of his life. When he hears whispers of a travelling freak show newly established in London claiming the existence of a monstrous sea hybrid, half-man, half-fish, Louis sees it as his ticket to credibility amongst his peers.

🫧 Drowning In Your Eyes by @smittenwithlouis

(E, 45k, pirate au) The Pirates of the Caribbean inspired au where Harry is a fierce pirate who holds the heart of a beautiful merman.

🫧 Still Deep In Us by graceling_in_a_suit / @graceling-in-a-suit

(T, 41k, post apocalypse au) Harry's just a grieving tinkerer trying to do his best, and Louis is a mermaid that ruins The Village's delicate balance of power (and perhaps, just maybe, wins the heart of a boy).

🫧 Purer Than The Water (like we were) by FeelsForBreakfast / @infinitylourry

(E, 33k, lake au) Louis is a merman and Harry is a boy. The lake is a good place to fall in love.

🫧 Don't Let the Tide Come and Take Me by kiwikero / @icanhazzalou

(M, 28k, urban fantasy) the one where Louis decides to set a merman free and ends up finding his own freedom along the way.

🫧 What the Water Gave Me by @larryatendoftheday

(M, 28k, songwriter au) When a mermaid crawls out of the sea and into Harry’s life, it changes everything.

🫧 where sirens fear to tread by stylinsoncity / @aliensingucci

(M, 28k, royal au) in the royal line, there are only a select few sirens with the ability to transform into humans once a month. harry is one of those sirens.

🫧 Beneath The Shining Water by noellehenry / @noellehenrymain

(M, 22k, curse au) Louis returns to Sark to find some answers to his questions, and finds... more questions, dubious answers, new friends and a gorgeous merman!

🫧 Define Dancing by asphodelknox / @iamasphodelknox

(E, 20k, friends to lovers) Louis returns to the summer cottage he always considered home. Unbeknownst to him, he’s also returning to the merman who has been his best friend through everything and finds that maybe there’s a chance for more.

🫧 If the Surface Begs You Home by QuickedWeen / @becomeawendybird

(T, 17k, mpreg) Harry is a mermaid from the underwater kingdom of Mercadia who is a little too fascinated by life above the surface. He's kicked out of his home after he winds up pregnant, and has to figure out how to make his way in the world.

🫧 my head's under water (but I'm breathing fine) by @infinitelymint

(T, 13k, soulmates au) Harry's a merman, Louis is a prince. Sometimes happiness can be found at the bottom of the sea.

🫧 to the light by fondleeds / @harrybridgers

(NR, 13k, Christmas au) Harry is a mermaid lost at sea and Louis is a boy determined to make his first Christmas a memorable one.

🫧 You Can Make Me Whole Again by embro

(T, 11k, curse au) the one where Harry loves Louis, Louis' not exactly interested, and all hope is lost when Harry grows a fish tail one day. Typical.

🫧 In love with the Ocean by @marchessa

(G, 7k, artist au) the one where Louis just want to paint, and Harry has another idea.

🫧 Come With Me (to the sea) by phdmama / @phd-mama

(E, 5k, pwp) One mermaid. One healer. One hot afternoon.

🫧 Sirène by iwillpaintasongforlou / @canonlarry

(E, 4k, first time au) Louis is a merman who turns into a human and Harry takes him home and takes him to bed.

🫧 Moon Dances Over by LadyLondonderry / @londonfoginacup

(G, 2k, a/b/o) Louis has a stubborn streak, though. He’s always been rather a fan of mating for love, and there’s someone he’s had his eye on for a long time now.

🫧 Sea of Love by theweightofmywords / @rockstarlouis

(NR, 1k, Little Mermaid elements) Louis wants to be part of his world.

-Rare Pairs-

🫧 still feel the same around you by alnima

(T, 12k, Zayn/Harry) the one where Harry is a merman that's fascinated with Zayn.

🫧 Over Science and Water we Talked About Love by transteverogers / @transtevierogers

(T, 8k, Zayn/Liam) Zayn's a merman. A frickin' merman. And, just because it's Zayn's luck, the Liam Payne, residant science geek, finds out.

🫧 sort of like that disney movie the 13th year by kingsoftheimpossible

(NR, 1k, Zayn/Louis) It’s not that Zayn can’t swim so much as he’s never had a reason to try.

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oh-for-fic-sake-library · 2 years

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Oneshots Drabbles

Here are all my oneshots drabbles and headcannons. you can find my long ongoing chaptered fics here on my Chaptered Stories Masterlist. and you can find my shorter series list here Ficlet masterlist

Disclaimer and my stance on RPF

Geeking Out (Henry Cavill X Reader/Fluff)

Babies New Specs (Henry Cavill X Little Reader-Fluff)

The Shoe Policy (Henry Cavill X Reader-Domestic)

Grand Theft Auto(Henry Cavill+Kal X Reader-Domestic)

Dress Codes, Nooky And Cock Blocks (Henry Cavill+ Kal X Reader- Domestic/Fluff/🥵)

Kal And Fatherhood (Henry Cavill+Kal X Reader-Fluff)

A Rainy day (Henry Cavill x Reader- Angst/Fluff/🥵)

Lemme See!! (Henry Cavill x Pierced/Tattooed Reader-Fluff)

Mummy’s Jealous Boy (Henry Cavill X Wife!Reader- Fluff, angst)

Pooh Bear (Henry Cavill+ Kal X Reader- Fluff)

Your Man In Action (Henry Cavill X Reader-Fluff)

Another Birthday Surprise (Henry Cavill+Kal X Reader-Fluff slight Angst)

A Clumsy Nugget (Henry Cavill X Little!Reader- Fluff)

Beanie Baby (Henry Cavill+Kal X Reader-Implied Smut,Fluff,Domestic)

Baby Snuggles… Drink and wet? (Henry Cavill X Reader/CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!/Fluff/Humour)

Forever Home (Henry Cavill X Reader- Fluff)

The Date (Henry Cavill X Reader-Fluff)

Deeper Then The Pink Tax (Henry Cavill X Reader- Angst/ Fluff/ Difficult subjects)

Their Alright… For A Boomer (Henry Cavill X BustyReader- Fluff, Suggestive)

Love Is Blind (Henry Cavill X Shelby!Reader- Peaky Blinders AU- Angslt,Fluff)

Your Perfect (Henry Cavill X Reader- ABO,Fluff, Angst)

The Mortals Claiming (Hades!Henry X Reader- god AU, Angst, Smut)

Fledgling (Vampire!Henry X Reader)

The Rubber Glove Experience (Henry X Nurse!Reader)

Panic In The Playroom (Daddy!Henry x Little!Reader)

The Assistants Assistance (Henry X Reader)

The Talc Slip Up (Henry X Reader/Humour/Fluff)

Chubby Rodent (Henry X Reader/Fluff)

Bubbles (Daddy!Henry X Little!Reader/Fluff/Humour)

Everything Works (Henry X Reader/Fluff/Humour)

Bring It On Bitch (Clark Kent X Reader-Fluff)

Ace In The Hole (Diana Prince X Teen Reader-Fluff?)

FUCK OFF! (Bruce Wayne X Reader-Domestic/Fluff)

A Soft Bunny~ (Clark Kent X Reader -🥵/PetPlay)

Mounting Mistakes (Clark Kent X Reader- 🥵/ABO)

The Ruined Cape (Clark Kent X Bratty Little Reader-Spanking)

L-Latex?!(Clark Kent X Mistress/Domme Reader-Humour/Fluff/Domestic )

We Didn’t Make It To My Birthday (Alpha!Clark Kent X Younger Omega Reader- A/B/O, 🥵)

Clark The God Of Munch (Clark Kent X Reader-🥵)

Lacking (Clark Kent X Reader-🥵)

Numb (Clark Kent X Daughter Reader- Angst/ Mental Health Issues)

A Breeding Bunny (Dark!Clark X Reader-🥵Dark Fic)

I Cant Feel My Legs (Dark!Clark X Reader/ A/B/O 🥵)

Super-Hubby Proof (Clark X Reader/ BDSM/ Humor/🥵)

(Taming A Pa-Bear(Platonic!Geralt X Reader/Fluff/Angst?Homour)

The Witcher’s Missus (Geralt X Reader/Angst/🥵)

Nanma? (Geralt x Mage!reader/ Jaskier X Reader Platonic/fluff/crackfic/suggestive)

Hybrid Oil (Geralt X Reader/ suggestive/ Angry Geralt)

Mine (ALpha!Geralt X Omega!Reader/ angry Geralt/ABO)

A Family (platonic Geralt X Reader/ Angst/Spanking/Fluff)

Your Best Idea (Napoleon Solo x Wife Reader-Fluff/Domestic)

My Phone Died…Sorry?(Walter X Reader/Fluff/Angst/Immplied smut)

A Little Crime Spree (Papa!Sherlock X Little Reader- Spanking)

His Grace’s Protection (Charles Brandon X Reader- Fluff/Angst)

They Hung Up (August Walker X Little!Reader- Fluff)

She Calls Me Daddy 🥵(August Walker X Reader Daddy Kink-Smut Exhibitionism)

Use The Zipties (Walter Marshal x Drunk!Reader)

Manny (Sy x Drunk!Reader)

The Graves Case (Sherlock X Reader)

OCD Christmas (Walter X Reader/ Fluff)

Dick Christmas (August X Reader/ cavillmas challenge/ smut)🥵

Finish What You Stared (Walter X Reader/ Foot Kink/ Suggestive/Fluff)

My Little Trinket (Dark!Charles X Reader/dark fic)

Math?!(Daddy!August X Brat!Reader/DDLG)

A Lil’Lady (Mob Boss Sy X Reader/ fluff)

Hitman Daddy Dom (Daddy!August X Little!reader/DDLG/Fluff)

Adoption Day (Daddy!Henry X Little!Reader/ DDLG/Fluff/Angst)

Please Do Daddy (Daddy!Walter X Subby!Reader/ daddy kink/ sugestive)

A Kept Woman (August X Reader/ dark themes/kidnap)

Princess (Sy X Reader/ Fluff/Humour)

Soft!Bdsm Relationship Dom!Henry Sub!Nurse

Wearing Plugs on a date Dom!Henry 🥵

Being A Jealous Little At A Party Daddy!Henry

Scolded By Another Daddy In Front Of Daddy!Henry

Tangled In Knots DDLG

When Your Knee Is Injured DDLG

A Maintenance Spanking DDLG

Caught Pigging Out DDLG

An Inner Ear Infection DDLG

Helping With Hate DDLG

Pms and Headache remedies DDLG🥵

Insomnia /Trouble Waking In The Morning DDLG

Caught Listening To Bratty Songs DDLG

Getting Scared Watching MI6 DDLG

Cutting Your Hair DDLG

Henry Answers A Zoom Call With Pretty Hair DDLG

Story time Wisdom teeth DDLG

Tooth Fairy Haggle DDLG

The accident DDLG

Sherbert and baths DDLG

The Icecream Van DDLG

Slapping Daddies Hand DDLG

Superman’s Dishcloth

Couples Race

Sugar haul DDLG

Yeah Daddy DDLG

Baby Hustle

A Headcannon Crack Series- Geralt see’s an opportunity to add to his family and finally have something both he and Yennefer have always wanted. A baby, now they just had to figure out how to look after it.

The Exchange / / Got Milk? / / Your Turn / /Hmm…Hm? / /Lil’Bleater

Misc

Vesemir and Geralt bath sharing M/F/M

Playing With August’s Knives DDLG

The Deal (Clark X Reader X August)🥵 / / Pt 2 / / Pt3🥵?

Malicious Compliance (Sherlock X Reader)

Coming Home Drunk (August X Drunk!Reader)

April Fools! (Sy X Reader) slight smut 🥵

Mocki (Sy X Reader)

Hair Pulling 101 Dom!Henry

A Latte (Henry Cavill X Reader- Fluff)

Swallow-Geralt Of Rivia

Ducky- Humphrey Mummy!Domme

The Making Of Sy’s Mini Me- Sy Smut

Walter Told You Not To Touch! Walter implied smut?

“Pull out” “No”-Sy Smut

Little Office Bunny- August implied smut

Jewel In The Crown August Walker

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oh-for-fic-sake · 3 years

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Oneshot Masterlist

Here are all my oneshots drabbles and headcannons. you can find my long ongoing chaptered fics here on my Chaptered Stories Masterlist. and you can find my shorter series list here Ficlet masterlist

Disclaimer and my stance on RPF

Geeking Out (Henry Cavill X Reader/Fluff)

Babies New Specs (Henry Cavill X Little Reader-Fluff)

The Shoe Policy (Henry Cavill X Reader-Domestic)

Grand Theft Auto(Henry Cavill+Kal X Reader-Domestic)

Dress Codes, Nooky And Cock Blocks (Henry Cavill+ Kal X Reader- Domestic/Fluff/🥵)

Kal And Fatherhood (Henry Cavill+Kal X Reader-Fluff)

A Rainy day (Henry Cavill x Reader- Angst/Fluff/🥵)

Lemme See!! (Henry Cavill x Pierced/Tattooed Reader-Fluff)

Mummy’s Jealous Boy (Henry Cavill X Wife!Reader- Fluff, angst)

Pooh Bear (Henry Cavill+ Kal X Reader- Fluff)

Your Man In Action (Henry Cavill X Reader-Fluff)

Another Birthday Surprise (Henry Cavill+Kal X Reader-Fluff slight Angst)

A Clumsy Nugget (Henry Cavill X Little!Reader- Fluff)

Beanie Baby (Henry Cavill+Kal X Reader-Implied Smut,Fluff,Domestic)

Baby Snuggles… Drink and wet? (Henry Cavill X Reader/CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!/Fluff/Humour)

Forever Home (Henry Cavill X Reader- Fluff)

The Date (Henry Cavill X Reader-Fluff)

Deeper Then The Pink Tax (Henry Cavill X Reader- Angst/ Fluff/ Difficult subjects)

Their Alright… For A Boomer (Henry Cavill X BustyReader- Fluff, Suggestive)

Love Is Blind (Henry Cavill X Shelby!Reader- Peaky Blinders AU- Angslt,Fluff)

Your Perfect (Henry Cavill X Reader- ABO,Fluff, Angst)

The Mortals Claiming (Hades!Henry X Reader- god AU, Angst, Smut)

Fledgling (Vampire!Henry X Reader)

Bring It On Bitch (Clark Kent X Reader-Fluff)

Ace In The Hole (Diana Prince X Teen Reader-Fluff?)

FUCK OFF! (Bruce Wayne X Reader-Domestic/Fluff)

A Soft Bunny~ (Clark Kent X Reader -🥵/PetPlay)

Mounting Mistakes (Clark Kent X Reader- 🥵/ABO)

The Ruined Cape (Clark Kent X Bratty Little Reader-Spanking)

L-Latex?!(Clark Kent X Mistress/Domme Reader-Humour/Fluff/Domestic )

We Didn’t Make It To My Birthday (Alpha!Clark Kent X Younger Omega Reader- A/B/O, 🥵)

Clark The God Of Munch (Clark Kent X Reader-🥵)

Lacking (Clark Kent X Reader-🥵)

Numb (Clark Kent X Daughter Reader- Angst/ Mental Health Issues)

A Breeding Bunny (Dark!Clark X Reader-🥵Dark Fic)

I Cant Feel My Legs (Dark!Clark X Reader/ A/B/O 🥵)

Super-Hubby Proof (Clark X Reader/ BDSM/ Humor/🥵)

(Taming A Pa-Bear(Platonic!Geralt X Reader/Fluff/Angst?Homour)

The Witcher’s Missus (Geralt X Reader/Angst/🥵)

Nanma? (Geralt x Mage!reader/ Jaskier X Reader Platonic/fluff/crackfic/suggestive)

Hybrid Oil (Geralt X Reader/ suggestive/ Angry Geralt)

Your Best Idea (Napoleon Solo x Wife Reader-Fluff/Domestic)

My Phone Died…Sorry?(Walter X Reader/Fluff/Angst/Immplied smut)

A Little Crime Spree (Papa!Sherlock X Little Reader- Spanking)

His Grace’s Protection (Charles Brandon X Reader- Fluff/Angst)

They Hung Up (August Walker X Little!Reader- Fluff)

She Calls Me Daddy 🥵(August Walker X Reader Daddy Kink-Smut Exhibitionism)

Soft!Bdsm Relationship Dom!Henry Sub!Nurse

Wearing Plugs on a date Dom!Henry 🥵

Being A Jealous Little At A Party Daddy!Henry

Scolded By Another Daddy In Front Of Daddy!Henry

Tangled In Knots DDLG

When Your Knee Is Injured DDLG

A Maintenance Spanking DDLG

Caught Pigging Out DDLG

An Inner Ear Infection DDLG

Helping With Hate DDLG

Pms and Headache remedies DDLG🥵

Insomnia /Trouble Waking In The Morning DDLG

Caught Listening To Bratty Songs DDLG

Getting Scared Watching MI6 DDLG

Cutting Your Hair DDLG

Henry Answers A Zoom Call With Pretty Hair DDLG

Story time Wisdom teeth DDLG

Tooth Fairy Haggle DDLG

The accident DDLG

Sherbert and baths DDLG

The Icecream Van DDLG

Slapping Daddies Hand DDLG

Superman’s Dishcloth

Couples Race

Baby Hustle

The Exchange / / Got Milk? / / Your Turn / /Hmm…Hm? / /Lil’Bleater

Misc

Vesemir and Geralt bath sharing M/F/M

Playing With August’s Knives DDLG

The Deal (Clark X Reader X August)🥵 / / Pt 2 / / Pt3🥵?

Malicious Compliance (Sherlock X Reader)

Coming Home Drunk (August X Drunk!Reader)

April Fools! (Sy X Reader) slight smut 🥵

Mocki (Sy X Reader)

Hair Pulling 101 Dom!Henry

A Latte (Henry Cavill X Reader- Fluff)

Swallow-Geralt Of Rivia

Ducky- Humphrey Mummy!Domme

The Making Of Sy’s Mini Me- Sy Smut

Walter Told You Not To Touch! Walter implied smut?

“Pull out” “No”-Sy Smut

Little Office Bunny- August implied smut

Jewel In The Crown August Walker

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dmb-fngrl · 3 years

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Kay’s Masterlist

This is my full masterlist for all of my fics! List will be updated as fanfics are published. Kinkuary 2021 Masterlist is here.

Key:

* means sfw

- means nsfw

~ means fluff

+ means angst

Full Fics/Oneshots

Monoma Neito

- Pleasing You ~

Monoma tries oral pleasure for the first time.

- I wanna gag, I wanna choke ~

It’s Valentines’ Day, and you have a salacious surprise for your boyfriend.

- Let’s Play Dress-Up ~

You buy some lingerie to surprise your husband, but you have second thoughts...

- School Girl Kink

Monoma delivers on his promise to ruin your skirt.

- One More

He looks so pretty when he’s ruined...

- Too Much ~

Part 2 to One More.

- I hate you, I love you ~

Monoma and L/N hate each other. At least, they do until they’re locked in a room together.

* Summer Blueberries ~

Alpha Monoma finds you stealing his clothes.

*- 5 Times Monoma Flustered You, And The 1 Time You Got Him Back ~

Your relationship with Monoma makes you a blushing mess so many times. Can you turn the tables?

- “Can I try?”

Monoma wants to see if he can make you squirt.

- Lessons ~

Teaching Monoma to masturbate.

* Kingdom Come ~+

You don’t want to like your fiancé. You really don’t. But he seems to be the only beacon of light in your otherwise dark world.

- Kingdom Come Pt. 2 ~+

Getting married to your fiancé and your first time.

- 69 is the Funniest Number

Monoma and 69ing in matching lingerie. Nuff said.

- Watch Me Have A Good Time

Discovering your boyfriend is a camboy is a heck of a shock.

* Pushed and Pulled ~

You’re so oblivious. Or are you?

- Trying ~

Monoma wants to try just one more thing. He wants to try to make you cum.

* Lost +

He wasn’t there, and now you’re lost.

* Whoops ~

Monoma wants to hold your hand.

- Mer-mate ~

Mermaid!Monoma wants to show you his world.

- Long Road Home

Maybe teasing Monoma wasn’t such a good idea.

- PegMonoma2021

Pegging Monoma, because he deserves it.

* Shattered +

It was just one kiss--at least, that’s what he keeps telling himself.

* Yellow Roses +~

Monoma coughs, and a yellow rose petal flutters down. Uh oh.

Kaminari Denki

- Baby Fever ~

You and Denki start trying for another baby.

- My Beautiful Swan

Can you pound out a quickie in time for final bows at your ballet recital?

- Why did I agree to this? (ft. Shinsou Hitoshi)

Your boyfriends tease you in public with a vibrator.

- I like to watch ~+

Denki doesn’t want to take his eyes off of you ever again.

- I’m sexy, but I’m you, so...

What happens when you get a hard-on in someone else’s body?

- Pretty Boy ~

Denki looks so pretty in that green set he likes.

- Surprise (ft. Shinsou Hitoshi)

Denki was a good boy, and you’re his treat.

- Kabe-don

You kabe-donned Denki in public, and he wants revenge.

* Winky Denki ~

Denki thinks he’s being really slick. (Spoiler: He’s not.)

Kirishima Eijirou

- Together ~

Kirishima takes your virginity.

- Sexual Healing ~

You finally orgasm with your boyfriend.

- When I Think About You...

You have no idea what you’re doing to each other.

- Just the Three Of Us (ft. Bakugou Katsuki) ~

You followed the rules, so you get a nice reward.

- Tasty

You burnt dinner. Luckily, Kirishima thinks something else looks good.

- Mischief

Kirishima will take his time with you, but you’re going to know who’s the dom here.

- Dilf! Kirishima

Dilf! Kiri drabble.

Midoriya Izuku

- It’ll Fit

Will it, though?

- Caress ~

You had a bad week, but Izuku wants to make it better.

Bakugou Katsuki

- Fresh Air

Bakugou wants to make sure everyone knows who you belong to.

- Boobies ~

Being pregnant is hard. When your breasts are overswollen with milk, it’s even harder.

- Sloppy Love

Katsuki really needs to stop drinking. ...Or maybe not.

- Something New ~

Your husband wants to try something new with you. Who are you to deny him?

- Just the Three of Us (ft. Kirishima Eijirou) ~

You followed the rules, so you get a nice reward.

Shinsou Hitoshi

- “I’m here”

Blindfolded, tied up, vulnerable...but your boyfriend will take care of you.

- Why did I agree to this? (ft. Kaminari Denki)

Your boyfriends tease you in public with a vibrator.

- Surprise (ft. Kaminari Denki)

Denki was a good boy, and you’re his treat.

- Spank Me

You’re Hitoshi’s pretty kitty, but sometimes you need to be put in your place.

- Tears and Flowers

Hitoshi spanks your slutty pussy.

Todoroki Shouto

- Neko-chan ~

Being turned into a catgirl might have some unexpected benefits.

- Dr. Shouto

Doctor knows best...

- Heat

When his pretty little omega goes into heat, Shouto just has to take care of it.

- Trying New Things

After you catch Shouto masturbating, well, he can’t be the only one exposed, right?

Togata Mirio

- The Text Game

When the kids are away, the parents will play...

- Praise ~

Mirio likes to praise his cute baby.

- Control: Lost. Cock: Out.

Maybe you should wear that dress more often...

Amajiki Tamaki

- Soft ~

Tamaki Amajiki has a big d*ck. Send tweet.

* Wheel of Love ~

Tamaki is easily flustered, but he’ll suck it up for you.

* Seven Years ~

Will Tamaki ever confess his feelings for you? Song fic.

* Too Soon, Too Late +

He waited too long to tell you, and now he has to face the consequences.

- His Butterfly, Her Bunny ~

Tamaki confesses he’d like to get intimate with you.

Sero Hanta

- First Time in Forever

You smoke a few blunts with your roommate, and he seems to think you look a bit more tasty than those hot cheetos on the table...

Iida Tenya

* Angel Baby ~+

After the loss of your first pregnancy, it’s hard to rebuild.

Headcannons

- Awkward...

Sero Hanta, Kirishima Eijirou, Bakugou Katsuki, Hitoshi Shinsou, Togata Mirio, Iida Tenya, Kaminari Denki, Midoriya Izuku, Todoroki Shouto, Tamaki Amajiki, Monoma Neito

* Period Headcannons ~

Monoma Neito, Kaminari Denki, Kirishima Eijirou, Amajiki Tamaki, Togata Mirio

*- Pregnancy Headcannons ~

Bakugou Katsuki, Kaminari Denki, Kirishima Eijirou, Midoriya Izuku

- Virgin!Monoma ~

Monoma Neito

*- Animal Hybrids ~

Bakugou Katsuki, Todoroki Shouto, Amajiki Tamaki, Midoriya Izuku, Monoma Neito

* Pet Names The MHA Boys Would Call You ~

Bakugou Katsuki, Iida Tenya, Shinsou Hitoshi, Kaminari Denki, Kirishima Eijirou, Midoriya Izuku, Monoma Neito, Todoroki Shouto, Togata Mirio, Amajiki Tamaki, Sero Hanta, Aoyama Yuuga

- Making You Cum for the First Time

Amajiki Tamaki, Togata Mirio, Shinsou Hitoshi, Kaminari Denki

* L for Iida ~

Iida Tenya

* P and J for Monoma ~

Monoma Neito

* X for Tamaki ~

Amajiki Tamaki

- W for Aizawa ~

Aizawa Shouta

*- D, F, K, L, E, and S for Monoma ~

Monoma Neito

- A, K, and O for Sero ~

Sero Hanta

- B, C, D, F, J, K, W, and X for Iida ~

Iida Tenya

* O for Present Mic ~

Yamada Hizashi

- D and M for Bakugou and Kirishima ~

Bakugou Katsuki, Kirishima Eijirou

* D for Shinsou ~

Shinsou Hitoshi

*- K, N, Z, I, O, and P for Todoroki ~

Todoroki Shouto

* D, F, M, and R for Iida ~

Iida Tenya

*- E, G, H, D, J, and K for Monoma ~

Monoma Neito

* H, O, and Y for Aizawa ~

Aizawa Shouta

* S, M, and L for Monoma ~

Monoma Neito

* W, V, N, M, I, D and B for Tamaki ~

Amajiki Tamaki

- C, F, and X for Monoma ~

Monoma Neito

- D, J, and K for Aizawa, Shinsou, and Midoriya ~

Aizawa Shouta, Shinsou Hitoshi, Midoriya Izuku

* A, J, and Y for Tamaki ~

Amajiki Tamaki

*- L, T, O, F, R, and M for Monoma ~

Monoma Neito

*- C, O, P, E, and R for Shinsou ~

Shinsou Hitoshi

*- A-Z for Dabi ~

Dabi

- B for Monoma ~

Monoma Neito

* E for Shinsou ~

Shinsou Hitoshi

Events

Valentines’ Day--Closed!

Candy Store--Closed!

Alphabet Event--Closed!

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jiminrings · 4 years

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I'LL SHOW YOU! :> (istg-- I'm back at it again-) Also, I just wanted to request a cute vERY fluffy drabble or Seokjin! (I don't really have a specific request, but,,,,,,, maybe hybrid! Seokjin??? Idk I don't see much hybrid Jin fics-) but if you want to do something else that's totally cool too! I love your writing! 💜💜💖

a lil slice of life and a clingy hybrid!jin :D

there’s something aWFULLY wrong

jin’s a panther hybrid and although he can’t literally sniff out your emotions in the air,,., there’s something off

he’s still in bed with you that’s for sure

the bed is dEFINITELY ruined but that’s just because seokjin’s still a cat and he just wants to get entirely comfortable with how he’s laying on the sheets

normally that doesn’t bother you and you’ve managed to adjust to it!!!

jin IS awake but his eyes are just closed because anytime now,,,, anytime,,,, yOU’RE the one who’s gonna wake up first and press a kiss to his cheek and that’s gonna be his wake-up call

he could practically hear how the phone in his bedside table is just dYING to ring now but you’re still not making a move!!!

wait

hold on

now that he thinks about it,.,. something wAS off last night

aha how could he forget that :D

jin has it in memory that you get home at 6 o’clock in the evening shArp!!!

but last night you went home at nINE!!!

that’s four hours later :(((

no worries!! he’s just gonna text you carefully, one message at a time :D

that’s perfect because he can’t let you know that he’s already yEARNING for you when you’re five minutes late at coming home

but then five minutes became ten and ten minutes because fOUR hours and by then jin was out of his mind because where could you possibly be???

you did however come home very nonchalant and reeking of very disgusting men that it repulses jin to the point he wants to gag!!!

no worries :)) he’s still gonna hug you because he did miss you and was so worried and he’s just gonna try to ignore that-

who is this?? do i kNOW — ew is that taehyung???? your co-worker taehyung and some hints of hMmM idk liquor :)))

“something you want to tell me?”

jin’s looking at you expectantly because he wants to be as level-headed as possible without trying to offend you

you’re still blank in the face and he’s nervous at that because uh-oh did he forgot an event or something??? aND you went out after work because you’re so mad at him that you can’t even face him??

oh wait maybe you’re leaving him???

oh god are you and taehyung-

“i thought i told you?”

jin’s clueless as ever because what

w hat

what do you mEAN

“tae’s birthday party. thought i texted you. must’ve had no signal when i sent it.”

uh-huh

....

.....

...... okay then

you and jin are transparent with each other and well if something’s bothering one, then you talk it out!!

but you don’t look like you wanna talk about it

and jin thinks it isn’t the best idea to let you know that uHHh he is kind of Enraged with a capital E at the moment because you come home

a) late!!

b) smelling like another guy!!!

c) being dismissive of him with no explanation at all!!!!

how about the two of you just sleep this out, yeah? :D

in the morning it’s all gonna be good!!

no absolutely not

jin’s jOLTED awake with the alarm ringing out and he quickly stills because he can’t let you know that he’s awake right

he’s still waiting on that cheek kiss :((

your side of the bed moves and jin has to completely calm himself down because he cAn’t let you know that he’s beyond awake right now

if he pretends to be in vERY deep sleep then that means you’re just gonna have to press more kisses to his cheeks :))

he can’t let you see either that his eyeballs underneath his eyelids are moving because that’s just a dead giveaway

shuffling shuffling shuffling aaaaaand-

huh

hmmmm

no cheek kiss???

well that’s just disappointing

fuck it jin’s even gonna pretend to sNORE and he’s doing it convincingly!! listen!!! look look he’s even gonna sprawl his limbs a bit and

oh okay

you’re already out of the room :)

seokjin’s yowling to himself because what is hAPPENING

what’s with you and what’s with him that he doesn’t get his morning cheek kisses!!

and then what

no pets?? no cuddles??? nO LOVE????

he’s huffing the moment it’s all dawning on hims and it takes him record time to go down the stairs and to you immediately

you’re grumpily putting together breakfast when you feel jin’s hands around your waist and you’re tEmpted!! beyond tempted actually to just give in and atleast give this silent treatment a full day’s effort

jin throws in a whine when you still look indifferent no matter how warm he’s nuzzled to the crook of your neck

:((

still won’t budge and that makes him give you a tentative lick right underneath your ear aND

“don’t do tHAT!!”

well you finally budged so that’s nice

but you don’t sound entirely pleased with him aHa

“what did i do???”

jin asking you what HE did makes you scoff even more, angrily whisking your pancake batter that the handle of your whisk turns warm

“i don’t know, seokjin,” he visibly frowns at that because his name isn’t seokjin it’s jAGI!!!

do you want him to spell that for you???? it’s shorter than seokjin or whoever the fuck that is hmp

“how about you go ask seulgi and groom her while you’re at it???”

namjoon’s from the same litter as jin and he did tattle off to you just yesterday of how he went to visit your house the week before when you weren’t there :D

that’s a normal occurrence so you weren’t fazed at that at all

what dID faze you was that seokjin did answer namjoon but seulgi was also IN your house and you didn’t even know that

“there wasn’t — i kNOW what you’re thinking and i’m being honest but it didn’t smell like.... y’know!! if anything, seulgi’s also smelled your scent and knows when to back off and stuff!!”

what ticked you off was that you didn’t even kNOW seulgi was in your house and you had to learn it through namjoon

also learned through joon the hISTORY between seulgi and jin.,.,.

“o-oh, seulgi?? ah, c’mon jagi!! she was just visiting and it was like a — a hybrid hangout!! yeah, that’s it that’s the word :D”

jin is entirely innocent and serious about the whole ordeal but he iS nervous with how irritated you look with him

“no big deal!! we just helped each other out on a couple of heats-...”

“you are nOT helping yourself with the situation.”

“baby, we just mated a couple of times but she’s nOT MY MATE!! aha you’re my mate!!! i’m yours!!!! definitely-“

“seokjin you are still nOT HELPING!!”

jin could be a lil dense at times

and you could be too

but now you’re just plain-out seething and a lil jealous and a lil sad because that’s wAY WAY out of your ball league

that’s nature and that was before you came along and it’s not the picture anymore :(((

but it doesn’t mEAN that it still won’t get under your skin even in the slightest bit

aha jin can finally get where he went wrong :D

he’s wordlessly picking you up and you’re not even fighting him about it, only lifting your head to grumble as you know where he’s heading

jin usually goes to this corner of the house by himself and literally faces it

not because you told him to or anything like that!! it’s just what he goes to when he wants to ponder over something

usually it’s when he’s a lil mad at you and refuses to speak with you because wHY does taehyung need to smell that pungent???

“we’re going to oUR corner,” you huff and cross your arms at that but jin only chuckles and pinches your chin when you still try to avoid his gaze, “and wE’RE gonna talk about it.”

jin gracefully sits down on the floor facing the corner, plopping you down on his lap because the floor is cold

and he wants to hold you

and talk

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mulderscreek · 4 years

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These Lines Challenge (revised)

Rather than go with the typical stipulation that you use a given line as the first line, this time we’re going to just require you use a given line anywhere in your story.

Your challenge:

Select one or more of the following lines and use them in your story.

Do not alter the line, except:

you may change he or she to a character’s name (or the reverse)

you may change pronouns to I/me/my/mine should you choose to write in the first person POV

you may add a clause before or after the text of the given line for a longer sentence

Here are the lines to choose from:

a. “Gibson, he looks just like you!”

b. “Here,” the young woman said, holding out the baby, “Take your grandchild.”

c. Although it was absurd, while looking at the colorful Easter eggs she couldn’t help but think of her own ova again.

d. “Wave to daddy,” Monica encouraged her son.

e. “I should have known that a child of Alex Krycek’s would be nothing but trouble,” Mulder groused.

f. The triplets made it almost all the way through their first day of preschool before the director called.

g. She looked exactly like Emily would have, had Emily lived longer.

h. It wasn’t the first allegedly haunted dorm he’d looked into, and he had a feeling it wouldn’t be the last.

i. The heavy regimen of anti-psychotics they had the boy on did nothing to change the fact that the things he said he saw were in fact real.

j. This Father’s Day would be so different, he thought. OR This Mother’s Day would be so different, she thought.

k. “I want a bedtime story, please, the one about the flukeman.”

l. When both of the little ones were crying this way, an hour felt like an afternoon.

m. “Leave it to you, Skinner, to father a newborn with a full head of hair.”

n. Being a pregnant man actually wasn’t so bad, he reflected, as long as he didn’t allow himself to dwell on the thought of how they’d eventually get the baby out. OR “No, you don’t understand,” she said, gesturing at both her own belly and his, “We’re pregnant.”

o. When it was first born no one really thought the alien-human hybrid would live, but it had.

p. Petie McNulty had been celebrating his 14th birthday the day it had happened.

q. They’d always known that a child of theirs would be special, but they never expected THIS.

r. When the man who had just shot the boy’s mother demanded to know whose child the crying grade schooler was, she immediately yelled “he’s mine!” and pulled him to her and her own children.

s. It dawned on her that the ghost her terrified son was describing sounded almost exactly like her late mother.

t. If there was one thing she knew about giving birth again, it was that this time Mulder would be by her side when the time came.

u. “Mom,” Jackson croaked, practically falling into her arms when she opened the door.

v. “Jackson,” Mulder said with a heavy sigh, “stop tormenting your sister with mental images of monsters - I don’t care if she did ruin your game.”

w. “It’s not that we don’t want you to have a kitten, Sweetheart, it’s just this one is a cat sìth kitten and not pet material,” Scully explained to the disappointed child.

x. Child-rearing during a pandemic presented its own challenges.

y. “Melvin Frohike is your father?” she gasped, staring at the 6’ tall teenager.

z. “Of course I didn’t dress them just alike as babies,” Scully patiently explained, “William’s twin is a girl.”

Fics for this challenge:

In the Here and Now by shadowfoxsmate (j)

——————————————————— Note: v-z added; a second option added to n

Please submit your story or the link to it to [email protected] or post here on our submissions Tumblr - or send me a message with your fic on Tumblr to reblog.

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saezutte · 4 years

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yuletide letter 2020

Dear Yuletide Writer,

Oh, hello again. I didn’t see you there.

This year, I have transcended earthly desires and struggled to find any fandoms to request. I want nothing. I wish my cat was nominated as a Yuletide fandom so we could all write stories about her life.

Nonetheless, I have some small requests!!!! I believe you can make me happy in ways I’ve never been happy before. I trust you. Happy end of 2020, the cursed year, I hope you are blessed with rest.

My AO3: saezutte

My public twitter: juncassis

My tumblr: here but I do not use tumblr much anymore, sorry.

Do Not Wants

[note: I have no actual triggers, nothing you can write for me will make me any more depressed or anxious than I already am]

Death (of major/important/beloved characters)

Suicide attempts, self-harm

Rape (outright; OK with dub con, manipulation, noncon short of violent-rape-for-violence-only)

Eating disorders, body shaming

Angst without a happy ending, really too much angst at all

Established relationship

Cheating

Actual Unrequited Feelings

Pregnancy (the actual process; breeding kink is fine)

Scat or watersports

Hard BDSM or any kink complicated enough that the characters would have to discuss it ahead of time

Homophobia as a plot device

Excessive attention to identity or politics, sometimes known as “issue fic”

Note on AUs: I am ok with the usual popular AU tropes but I do not want them combined, e.g. A/B/O is fine and coffeeshop is fine, but I don’t want an omega barista getting his scent all over the lattes he makes for some alpha lawyer who comes in every morning. (Ridiculous example, but you get the point.) For AU/modern settings of fandoms with magic, I often like it when the magic is still there in the AU setting. I also like AUs which maintain the general outlines of the character’s relationships, like if the characters are childhood friends in canon, I like to keep that intact.

General preferences:

I am a pretty basic bitch when it comes to fanfic: I like it when two clueless boys pine for each other through some shenanigans and then lock eyes/lips/dicks.

If you fed a neural net every fanfic written in Stargate Atlantis fandom between 2005 and 2010, the result would probably be some nonsense I’d enjoy.

I love many tropes. Tropes! Bed-sharing. Sharing an umbrella. WASHING EACH OTHER’S HAIR? Confessions where they are having an argument and then one of them yells “Because I love you!”

I love situations where characters are forced to spend time in close proximity and find themselves with feelings.

I love fakeness: fake dating, fake marriage, arranged marriage, marriage of convenience, fake lust induced by sex pollen or heats, aliens make them have sex, whatever.

I love porn, if you want to just write me some quick porn, that’s great. I do prefer (per the established relationship DNW above) that it be first time or get together porn. I know that can make it hard to just write porn, but I don’t need much to be convinced of sex.

Nirvana in Fire (TV)

Requested characters: Mei Changsu, Xiao Jingyan

Note: I also love Lin Chen so if you want to write some MCS/LC or LC/Fei Liu or LC/MCS/JINGYAN OT3??? go for it. I am also a Nihuang/Xia Dong shipper so if you want to put that in… somehow… my gay little heart would be happy. I also like Nihuang/MCS/XJY or MNH/MCS + MCS/XJY but I’d like the focus on the men in that case!

I watched this show because someone recommended this show to me as, like, Chinese Game of Thrones but good. I think it’s genuinely one of the best TV shows I’ve ever seen. I love plots and revenge and good people doing bad things for justice. Even the ending is good for me though obviously it left me unsatisfied on several points.

I am deeply into sickly doomed genius MCS and every time he got even more deeply ill, I fell deeper in love. Every time he coughs up blood, my heart would race. I love his terrible schemes and stupid self-sacrificing choices. I find watching this show very soothing because I knew he would always come out on top in his schemes. I trust him. I love handsome clueless Jingyan and how he’s just so good (it’s terrible.) I love his mom and how much he cares for her. I love him but he is useless, he needs his Xiao Shu and I need fanfic to restore him to him.

Note: So my limited research on this says that male/male sex practices were accepted and well-known in this time period in history, so I really don’t want them thinking “oh no what are these weird gay feelings.” There are other barriers to them being together, like a ruler or official being overly attached to one person was considered very bad. I am also a big supporter of the socially-approved polygamy of this time period, so I don’t need Jingyan to refuse to sleep with his wife or something out of loyalty to MCS—he has to do it! Or all their plans are ruined! And he can enjoy spending time with her or the concubines without affecting his feelings for MCS—you could explore that complexity in fic if you like.Prompts:

Mei Changsu isn’t dead, he’s hiding again, Jingyan searches for him

They start having sex during the series, the ending is averted [somehow]

Post-canon, MCS is alive and Jingyan hides him in the palace with his consort/concubines to keep him on as an advisor without anyone objecting

omega verse where MCS was an alpha before he “died" but an omega after he came back.

AU where male/male marriage is customary (maybe aristocratic men are expected to have one male and one female consort?) and so MCS decides the best way to influence and help Jingyan in the capital is by becoming his wife or one of his concubines

anything just get them together and happy.

Tokyo Babylon

Characters: Subaru, Seishiro

I read Tokyo Babylon as a child and I imprinted on it deeply, now I love politics, ghosts, stalking, age differences, magic. Within the CLAMP canon, I love TB for its episodic focus on smaller stories, the commentary on contemporary society, and Seishiro being an outright creep. I love onmyojutsu and exorcism and Subaru’s innocence getting ruined. I love the city of Tokyo (where I currently live! but do not be intimidated, I don’t know the city well because we’ve been in quarantine most of the time I’ve been here and won’t judge you for details.) I’m open to fics that comply with X canon or not.

With Seishiro/Subaru: It’s bad but I love that predator/prey dynamic where the predator ends up being hopelessly entranced/obsessed/in love with the prey. My read was always that Seishiro lost the bet and couldn’t admit it—he’s just, you know, killing twins to avoid dealing with his feelings! Relatable! (?!?!) Subaru, I love particularly in his evolution from innocent to adult in love to betrayed. I’d prefer post-TB fic to during-TB fic (so Subaru knows Seishiro’s deal and loves him anyway.) I am also a fan of Hokuto and you should feel free to bring her back to life to troll if you desire.

Prompts:

AU or reincarnation plot where they are Heian period rival onmyoji

Because this is such a heavily place-based series, if you are a writer who likes to play with details of real life locations, I’d be interested in versions of different “Babylons” if you have an idea for it.

Tragic first times post-TB lol

Seishiro is a virgin the first time they have sex

I’d probably love some fucked up dub con for this, however you want to play it

Honestly, do whatever you want as long as you don’t fuck me over like CLAMP did.

プリティーリズム | Pretty Rhythm

Characters: Hiro, Koji

Pretty Rhythm came to me at a weird time in my life. I lived in a house of spiders in Yokohama and did nothing for eight weeks. King of Prism cheer screening transformed my life and I didn’t even know what it was. Then I got weirdly deep into Rainbow Live and the Pretty Rhythm franchise overall. I am a scientist of prism theory. Idk why I like it, it’s just wholesome and crazy and there are penguins and DJ Koo. I love every TRF song because I’m a 90s gay at heart. It’s truly the end point of all media development. The prism world represents the fearsome power of virtual/digital+real hybrid life. Yes, I know I’ve lost my mind. I went to one of the real Prism Stone stores, the one in Harajuku.

Hiro Hayami: one time a fujoshi asked me to describe what types of anime boys I like and the first type I listed was “prince but bad” and my example was Hiro. Hiro is the crazy gay stalker disaster of my heart. He overcomes great hardship to achieve his dreams and foolishly falls in love along the way and he does everything wrong and Koji keeps leaving him. The moment when Hiro is crowned King of Prism in Pride the Hero was one of the top ten moments of my life. I made friends who don’t even know Japanese watch the movie unsubtitled with me on my birthday.

With Koji, I’m a bit guilty of “I want to give the character I love the most the character he loves the most” so I do like him less (it would be impossible to like him equal to how much I love Hiro). But he has many good points that make him perfect, like how he also sucks underneath his chill exterior. I love to see him go apeshit.

I also love everyone else in Rainbow Live, no exceptions. I love all the girls. If you do write the girls, I would prefer they not be paired with the OTR boys. I would prefer they be paired with each other, any combo is good.

Prompts:

this is the sort of pairing where I love fic where they split up and then 15 years later meet again as washed up has-beens but there’s still time for them to find each other

Canon-compliant companion piece showing the “background” of them getting together romantically over the course of the series.

AU where Koji is a prism world fairy sent to inspire Hiro but Hiro is kind of a mess

dirty, dirty porn… let Hiro get fucked

I have a lot of doujinshi with multiple copies of Hiro (a la the Mugen Hug jump) but I’d like something where Hiro gets overwhelmed by many Kojis

They start fake dating as a publicity stunt and have to keep doing it… especially good if it starts when Koji is at max hating Hiro level

Ring Fit Adventure

Characters: Dragaux, Ring

Keeping this one simple: I like to be encouraged to exercise by a storyline and a trainer that never mentions weight loss, lol. The world is fun and pretty and I love that buff dragon.

AND THEN THE PAIRING. I’m sure Nintendo has some market research that told them a certain subset of users are very motivated by enemies who seemed to once be lovers or best friends. I am that user.

What is up with these two? They were so in love! Now Dragaux is a horrible swole bro (not in a good bro way) and Ring is training me instead? I can’t compete with their love. It’s the only time the game makes me feel inadequate.

You can keep Dragaux and Ring as dragon/ring-like as you like. Obviously I’m down with dragon fucking but you can also make him a human fucker too. I play with Ring on the masculine voice setting for maximum BL vibes as I exercise, but, you know, it’s a ring, I don’t think it has gender. Feel free to incorporate the player or other random characters too.

Prompts:

AU where Dragaux and Ring owned a gym together and Dragaux sold out to a big chain of gyms

What happened between them when Dragaux was still captured, pre-game? Bondage… literally??

Ring is always bossing me to train, but I’m really doing all the work. Why doesn’t he fight Dragaux on his own for once?? (because the sexual tension is too powerful.)

Tragic flashback to their dramatic break-up ending with their present day reconciliation.

Player/Dragaux/Ring threesome??? I’ve unlocked the sexercises???

With all fandoms, you are free to disregard the prompts and do your own thing. If you’re not sure about me, you can probably dm seriesera on twitter, she knows what I’m into.

Well, I suppose that’s all for now. Please stalk me online to get more details on my bullshit. I hope you have a nice time.

Best,

Caitlin

#yuletide

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lokisasylum · 4 years

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Why are Kpop Predictions so... negative?

I'm not one to humor people who do Kpop Predictions (and for free? really? ya'll out here "spilling info/tea" about celebrities for FREE? IN THIS ECONOMY?). I just find them laughable/amusing because of how inaccurate they are 95% of the times, while toying with the fandoms' emotions. Creating unnecessary drama and stress about things that anyone with a common sense and logic could've predicted all on their own. But to give you guys an idea, here are a few by category:

#1. Twitter based Kpop Predictions

I’ve always had this MAJOR feeling that the great majority of them are run by THE SAME person on different accounts (kinda like how on Tumblr we're allowed to "manage" different blogs for whatever we may need 'em). Cause if you pay close attention they ALL share the same pattern:

SAME moon/crystal ball Icons

SAME way of "predicting" events ( *coughCOPY/PASTEcoughcough* )

They ALL go on hiatus at the SAME TIME and when they finally return they give the SAME excuse that they were depressed, drained of energy, mental blockage/migraine from predicting so much.

They throw shade at other prediction accounts and accuse them of "copying" them since they're "the original one."

They throw random predictions per day that never come true and when they don't and get called out its always the same excuse of "you choose what you want to believe" or "I never said it was gonna happen NOW, it could still happen in the future." (even after saying they would during the current year lol).

The great majority of these accounts are BIASED AF and mostly run by delulu shippers who tease the followers with incomplete information to keep ‘em interested.

🐍 Note: The one thing that I heavily dislike about these is that it's been proven in previous years that these accounts either work with or buy information from Sasaengs or insiders within the companies. Which is a big NO-NO in the Kpop community since Sasaengs are disgustingly invasive and have zero disregard for the Idol’s personal life and safety.

#2. Youtube Kpop Predictions/Tarot Card Readers, or as I like to call them: the "super-tragic-always-negative-BTS-are-gonna-disband-this-year-or-the-next-under-super-tragic-circumstances" accounts.

These youtubers are known for spending and wasting 15-20 minutes of their videos (and viewers lives) doing self-promos and showing off the different card decks that they've just recently bought (as if the predictions change based on whether or not you're using a Classic Arcana or a Sailor Moon/Pokemon/YuGiOh with limited edition EXODIA & Shadow Realm included deck) And as mentioned above, ALL of them give super tragic/negative predictions, especially when it comes to BTS. Like I remember at the start of this year, there were around 10 (or more) of them saying that BTS would either disband in mid or near the end of 2019. 5 of them stated (in COPY/PASTE fashion) that 2 members would either abandon the group to pursue solo careers, or that 1 would leave and the other would be kicked out for either health issues or this super huge controversial scandal that would ruin BTS' or the member's image and something about "diva behavior" or that the same member was a huge bully towards the others (and annoyingly enough, all of them kept pointing to both Jin and Jimin for some strange reason). But as we've seen, 2019 came and practically went and BTS are still together, still thriving. Maybe one or two "dating rumors" here and there during their "time off" that died in a span of 1 month or so and everyone went on with their lives because it was found to be the product of antis wanting to start shit because everybody wants a BTS scandal (and of course, close to AWARD SEASON *LE GASP*). So now those same "psychics" are correcting themselves and making up excuses that "they didn't have all the info" or "misunderstood it when they first got it". 🐍🐍 Note: I found it both hilarious and ignorant how the great majority of them are using the "members will start to leave one by one" as a sign of the group disbanding, when we know that starting next year they'll start enlisting in the military which is MANDATORY FOR ALL MEN IN KOREA. Meaning that all Male Korean Idols go through this process and DOES NOT necessarily mean imminent disbandment.

🐍🐍🐍 Extra: Oh yeah, can't forget that one account who said that all Kpop groups are part of the illuminati and they’re using some MK-Ultra shit on the fans through their music which is why fans all over the world now like Kpop and made it famous. Can't forget about those or someone will fight me. (The person deleted their channel too)

#3. Tumblr Kpop Predictions

*SIGH* .... where to start with this one....?

The group in this category is a strange hybrid between Twitter, Youtube and Wattpad/AO3. 'Cause i swear that some of the stuff I've read in a few of these account posts. while browsing for BTS. look like they were taken straight out of a super Angsty, Slow Burn, Hurt/Comfort, Soulmate AU, 30 chapters summarized into a oneshot fic. So you'll be either heavily disturbed or highly entertained at how creative the person is with their "reading". Like there was this one person who alleged that Jimin had been a woman in like 3 of his past lives, but was always involved in very abusive relationships (in 1 of said lives his/her father had r*ped him/her and Jimin gave birth to a daughter and when the daughter grew up they both fell in love with the same man. And the daughter ends up killing Jimin to keep the man for herself LOL what kind of twisted A/B/O shit is this?!) and apparently its...affecting him in the present with how he treats others? And like... the only way for him to "break the cycle" is by "making peace" with his past selves? Or else he'll keep repeating it?

(y'know...like The Avatar).

This same person also said that the Maknae Line have a beef with the Hyung Line. And that Jimin was gonna kill himself this year or when BTS disbands next year, cause without the group he was useless/talent-less and it didnt matter if he did solo projects cause they wouldn't be as famous as the other members, plus his supposed "girlfriend" would leave him at the same time which is why he'll kill himself. Like....BITCH, WHICH IS IT? Do you want him to make peace with himself and live a long healthy life or do you want him dead?? MAKE UP YOUR MIND! Or better yet, just say you're a Jimin anti and go (cause she didnt have any probs with the other members, always targeted Jimin). Although there ARE exceptions, like another user who told this past-lives reading on how they all used to be 1 person who died and their soul got divided into 7, and the 7 of them always managed to find one another on each and every one of the lives they've lived through (like the HEARTBEAT mv). That one was nice.

In Conclusion....

I just feel bad because of how ignorant and gullible the Kpop fandom in general has become in the past years (Especially the newer fans who don’t understand how Korean culture works, much less the Korean Entertainment Industry). To the point of giving these people clout when in reality they’re just taking advantage of them because they know how thirsty and obsessed some fans can get in their need to know MORE about the artists/group they stan.

#Personal rant #bts #kpop #bangtan #bantansonyeondan #predictions #Army #bts army

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elsajeni · 4 years

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Chocolate Box 2020 Letter

Dear Chocolatier: thank you for dropping by! I know I will enjoy anything you write for me, but if you’d like a little more detail on my preferences, here it is. First all the general stuff, which is all in my sign-up, but for the sake of having everything in one place:

Likes: bantering and bickering; moments of humor even in dark situations; pining; misunderstandings that turn out all right in the end; hurt/comfort; rescue missions; casual relationships; “undercover as a couple” tropes; “actually a couple, undercover as something else” tropes.

Sex & Kink Likes, if you go in that direction: light bondage; lots of talking during sex, both sweet and dirty; laughing during sex; inappropriate use of magic/Force powers/miracles; “foreplay” activities as the main event; overstimulation; orgasm denial, orgasm control, forced orgasm; light D/s dynamics.

DNWs: rape/non-con unless specified; incest; explicit scenes with underage characters; detailed description of bodily fluids; mundane AUs (coffeeshop, high school etc.); A/B/O; lifestyle or outside-the-bedroom D/s; infidelity; pregnancy, miscarriage, or infertility; unrelentingly dark and grim stories (I like a glimmering of hope); unhappy endings in Good Omens fic specifically.

Onward! to the pairing-specific prompts!

Luke Skywalker/Wedge Antilles -- this is a long-time favorite pairing, and I would love pretty much anything about them! Given the Thrawn trilogy as a setting, I’m interested in the pressures that their respective positions and commitments put on a relationship, and especially the complications of maintaining a relationship with someone who’s always running off on incomprehensible Jedi business (Luke just... up and fuckin’ vanishing off of Hoth is a pivotal moment in how I tend to see their relationship) -- whether they’re trying to make a committed relationship work, or deciding that a casual whenever-we’re-on-the-same-planet thing is the best they can manage, or what. How do you deal with loving someone when circumstances never seem to let you make him your first priority, or you his? (If it comes up, I strongly prefer Wedge’s old EU/Legends backstory.)

Mara Jade/Luke Skywalker -- another long-time favorite! Another pairing where I would like basically anything you give me! I’m especially interested in the innate connection between them that exists before they even meet, and how that shapes their relationship. I am, of course, very into their eventual true love and the canonical slow build into it; that said, I’m also super into the idea that they had the occasional purely-chemistry-driven goddammit-I-don’t-even-like-you hookup long before that. (If you’re into soulmate AUs, this is also the very rare pairing where I’m into soulmate AUs, not least because of how completely furious Mara would be about it.)

Mara Jade/Darth Vader -- I’m interested in Mara’s youth in the Emperor’s court, and the sort of... just-under-the-surface yawning horror that we know is there, but that doesn’t get dug into much in the EU. Give me something with her and Vader encountering each other -- as rivals for Palpatine’s attention, as tentative allies in court intrigue, as student and tutor? This could go in a lot of directions, from something as relatively innocent as a kid’s crush on the one person she thinks understands her to something as dark as the Emperor ordering one of them to the other one’s bedroom; whatever way you go with it, I do want you to treat the power dynamics and age dynamics here seriously, and lean into the darkness it suggests -- no one here is having a nice time or doing something they’ll be really happy to look back on.

(This is my one sort-of-exception to the “no rape/non-con” clause; it’s a pairing that lends itself to questionable or compromised consent, and I’m into that. The line between “dubcon” and “non-con” is blurry, but as much as possible, I’d like you to stay on the dubcon side of it -- deceit, coercion, and uncomfortable power imbalances, yes; violence, physical or Force-based force, or explicit non-consent that’s ignored, no. This is NOT an exception to the “no explicit scenes with underage characters” clause; if you write this with Mara as a teen, please keep anything explicitly sexual off-screen.)

Garik "Face" Loran/Ton Phanan -- listen, this is a long shot and I know it, but: GHOSTS. Give me Ton still hanging around after death -- where else does he have to go, after all? Haunting all the Wraiths, or just Face, or trying to figure out how he can go haunt some Imperials and ruin their day. Making Face miserable, or still making him laugh (and is he real, or is this some kind of coping mechanism, and does Face want to find out which?), or not seeming to know he’s dead. Just… Ghost Ton. Pls. (If ghosts aren’t for you, I’d also be very happy with them getting into shenanigans and having lots of pleasant casual sex during happier days!)

Wedge Antilles/Wes Janson -- I’m just looking for more Wraith Squadron/Starfighters of Adumar-style shenanigans here, really. Maybe some silly undercover-as-a-couple type stuff, or just some pure stress-relief casual fun? Alternately, this is a pairing that lends itself to hurt/comfort; both of these guys have more than enough canonical close calls, let’s see the aftermath of one of them. If you’re feeling ambitious, you could fix Isard’s Revenge for me by writing their post-Distna reunion, after they’ve both believed each other to be dead for weeks.

Son of Havoc/Ivelisse Velez/Angelico -- I just love these beautiful dysfunctional dipshits and I want them to love each other! I’m into this as a casual stress-relief thing among teammates that accidentally turns less casual; I would love some hurt/comfort, which I feel like wrestling fic is basically made for, and I have a special love for “oh no, *I’m* the one who hurt you” h/c in particular, which I feel like these three squabbling idiots are basically made for. My general taste in Lucha Underground fic is “turn the supernatural nonsense up to 11,” so go nuts with the “persecuted by the literal goddess of death” business; I have a particular weakness for regular mortal Ivelisse and Havoc getting dragged into supernatural nonsense because their boyfriend is a supernatural creature with no sense of self-preservation.

Aziraphale/Crowley -- hi, yes, like everyone else on tumblr I am now a full-time Good Omens obsessive. This is another pairing that I like pretty much any way you take it -- six thousand years of angsty pining and “no actually they’ve been fucking and/or married since Eden” and anything in between all equally welcome. I love the historical scenes that we get in the TV show, and would be delighted with anything looking at what they’ve been up to throughout the rest of history (ooh, how about a Robin Hood interlude?); I love rescue missions and hurt/comfort of any kind; I have a terrible weakness for the delayed-action total fucking breakdown that Crowley is clearly going to have post-Armageddon; I’m down for them not being quite as safe as they thought they were post-Armageddon, and having to fend off one last attack from Heaven or Hell or both. I love the warm soft side of how ludicrously much they love each other, and also the absolutely crucial part of their dynamic that is “I can’t believe I have somehow been stuck, for six THOUSAND YEARS, hanging around with the SINGLE MOST ANNOYING PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE”. My one specific demand is: I don’t mind some angst on the way to my happy ending, the payoff is all the sweeter if you make me suffer for it a little, but this is the one pairing where I feel really really strongly that you gotta give me the happy ending, or at least leave them on track for it if they’re not quite there yet.

(A note: I requested Aziraphale/Crowley under both book and TV fandoms, and I’m lumping them together here because I honestly don’t care much about the distinction. I love the book, I loved the show, fics set in book canon, TV canon, or a sort of pick-and-choose hybrid canon are all equally fine with me!)

#exchange letters #chocolate box

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kariachi · 5 years

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”So, we’re gonna start today’s Martin Mystery rewatches with The Vampire Returns. Should I have listened to more of the Young Frankenstein soundtrack during lunch in preparation? Probably. But here we are instead.

I love how this show always specifies the exact time shit starts going down. For instance, in this episode, 10:32 pm CEST

Good on Lady Soulsucker’s date for paying enough attention to notice when the girl he’s out with grows fangs and her eyes start glowing. You don’t see that often enough.

Aw and then she takes the daintiest bite of apple with teeth bigger than Date-Dude’s face.

I wonder how they got out without being noticed... can’t remember if the vampires in this episode can do the ‘turn to fog’ thing. Sure I’ll find out later.

Diana sitting there with a book and a crowd of impressed young ladies. What are you showing them, Diana? Did you make this book yourself? Did you mother write it? I can’t think of a reason for the ooo-ing and ahh-ing going on otherwise. Either that or you managed to attract a pack of lesbians and they are trying to get in your pants.

...ya know I’m kinda all for the idea that Diana has unwittingly attracted a chunk of Torrington’s lesbian population and they are all trying to smooze in the awkward way that only a young gay can manage.

Also hello Tonio, it’s nice to see you. I’m going to have to include you in this in some way, I believe, given the location and also that this is a fic for nix.

Martin, Martin, sweetie, no. You are not getting that girl. There were actual sparkles coming off her, you don’t deserve that sort’ve quality. Plus, ya know, she sounds like your brand of nerd isn’t her style. I know the saying is “aim for the moon, if you fail you’ll land among the stars” but let’s be realistic for five seconds

Tonio can see this disaster coming from a mile away.

Amber is not having it, solidly unimpressed. I’m shocked.

You think the girls at this school ever rate the boys and just, give Martin a solid 6/10 for effort and moxie alone? “We wouldn’t date him, but at least he’s entertainingly stupid.”

Amber’s look of shock and concern at the idea of Martin enjoying studying. Like she’s about to call in the Psi Psi Psi girls and Diana, clearly their moron has fallen ill. Diana, meanwhile, is just pissed and I can’t decide whether the idea that this is because Martin is lying to get a date or because ‘has he been lying for the past our entire lives’ is funnier.

Though, given we’ll be working with witch!Martin for this it’s not like he’s lying. He just doesn’t like studying, well, anything they teach at Torrington. (Although I am still a big fan of the idea that he’s perfectly bright and just doesn’t apply himself like, at all.)

Martin don’t growl at your sister, you’ll get enough chances to in season 3.

And Amber trying to let him down easy.

“Very rare, and totally irreplaceable” and you, all the way into season 2, are going to work with them, in your office, immediately after calling in Martin- known disaster and Destroyer of Projects? I swear you’d think MOM wanted her crap ruined. After a point you have no one to blame but yourself.

Martin no.

I repeat, MOM, no one to blame but yourself. Most people with an ounce of sense would stow away the shit they didn’t want destroyed when the guy who keeps destroying shit was called in.

Diana no. You’re being sent on a mission not a fucking river cruise.

Introducing, the world’s scariest tunnel of love. First condoms in the water, now people going missing, this dude is just done.

Well Lady Soulsucker just fucking demolished that place didn’t she. Godsdamn, forget shutting it down because people disappeared, shut it down because it’s officially a safety hazard.

Okay, access hatch in the ceiling, that explains that.

...Okay but Martin isn’t entirely wrong with his assessment here? Something strong and nocturnal is right on the nose, and while the werewolf and half-beast-half-humanoid (and I love he uses that word specifically) hybrid guesses aren’t quite right, they aren’t far off the mark. He brought his A game today.

Diana, darling, kids playing practical jokes generally don’t leave fair rides completely demolished in their wake. That is not a normal occurrence.

Java about to eat half-consumed food off the floor like child did Diana not teach you better than that? I wouldn’t be surprised Martin didn’t but Diana?

500 year old saliva. This is the sort’ve ridiculousness I expect from this show. What, did Lady Soulsucker not swallow, spit, or brush her teeth since she escaped her coffin? Was she going around with 500 years of no brushing on her breath? Of course she’s got vampire hypnosis it’s the only way she could get a date.

Vampire goes rwar at children, flees into the sun to escape capture. Also he may need some heavier clothes, those don’t seem to be keeping the sunlight out.

Martin no.

Billy making himself useful. Helping them follow the massive flashing clue that is the vampire’s clothing.

Martin slow your jock-ass down

Martin no, purple isn’t your color.

Okay, can I just say here that Lady Soulsucker looks fucking weird? She looks like a haunted porcelain doll. Or a shitty oc. Here, a theme song to go with her.

Question, why is there a surf shop in the middle of Paris? Is Paris big for surfing? A true French sport?

Oh, yeah, Simone, I forgot her name. It’s very French. Also dude chill.

Diana will not be stopped by some weird hyper-jealous dude.

She also, ya know, looks like a fucking corpse. But yeah, the reflection thing is your first clue something’s up.

He doesn’t see her, he doesn’t hear her, he doesn’t smell the 500-yo morning breath. I claiming him as an anosmiac by the way, the flag is in.

Welp. I can’t decide whether this feeding was more or less extreme than the last one. I mean, this time was pretty fucking hardcore, but last time she demolished an entire fair ride.

Simone, sweetie, have you considered that if you are looking for a specific guy maybe, just maybe, the way to go about it isn’t to just eat whatever random dude happens to be within hypnotizing range? Just a thought?

“He needs help, I’m going in” Martin says right after watching a guy get eaten by a vampire, proving that while he may not be the moron we deserve, he’s the moron we need. Diana, on the other hand, is a voice of reason and doesn’t deserve this shit.

Lucky those clothes were there to break your fall, Martin.

Martin, after dropping from the ceiling into a vampire’s feeding ground, alone: Don’t make me fuck your shit up! Simone, seeing this: Oh yay it’s my moron! Speak of the devil!

Am I saying Gerard was probably just as much an impulsive dumbshit as his great-x-grandson? Yes. Yes I am.

“Clever, and brave.” And a complete moron of a dork. “Just like my Gerard.”

“And just as handsome” it’s nice to see the looks keep in that family? I don’t believe Gerard got the floaty hair though, but his hair looked stupid so really Martin has the advantage there.

Vampire minions are strong, holding back Java with one hand.

Vampire true love is apparently very sparky.

Well Diana, at least you saved the watch.

Martin gets abducted by vampires, Billy immediately must run to the scene.

I’d be impressed with your strength, Java, if those doors hadn’t looked 70% fallen in before you got to them. You could’ve probably gotten the same result from a hearty cough on them.

Gerard=Martin w/o floaty hair or modern fashion. Don’t know why the portrait is in black in white.

You’d think Billy could’ve taken the thirty seconds to read a brief overview about the woman while he waited for Diana and Java, but no.

No wonder Gerard looks weird, there’s not even a splash of warm color in that outfit. And warm tones don’t do Simone any favors. Coordinate your fashion better, people, you’re vampires for fuck’s sake! What would Mike say!

How do we know about genes from a 15th century vampire? Also I note she says ‘relative’ and not ‘descendant’, but I’m not in the mood to dig into that.

Billy you are literally a galactic conqueror, but your big boy underwear on and get in the basement.

Let’s be real, Diana, that’s just a sibling thing. You go into horrible places to save them so you can give them hell about making you go to a horrible place to save them.

How many minions has Simone gotten together? Like, the clan hasn’t been renewed yet, so... When did she get the time? It’s been like 24 hours

Okay, that explains new guy A, what about B and C over there, who look like they stepped out of Robin Hood? where they sealed in with you? Is this the old crew?

Simone, queen of the night and motivational speeches.

Martin you can’t just call on a specific guy, poor thing probably had a heart attack. “Fuck, my Lady’s new consort has beef, fuckfuckfuck” but no, you just want some fucking fries. And Simone is fucking loving it.

Okay, so we know some of them sleep upside down.

It’s nice to see vampires can still be active sleepers.

Hissy vampires on all fours

Vampire!Martin is perfectly fine with being an evil trophy husband

Vampire!Martin standing there like “yeah, you rule the underworld, babe, rocking it!”

“Do you know how much grief I’ll get at Torrington if my stepbrother comes back a vampire?” Would it really be that much more than you get just for having him as a stepbrother in the first place?

A vampire lord consort and yet still, at heart, an annoying brother

Simone: Get me back my fucking moron and we’re all screwed!

Tell me that’s like, Diana or Java’s dirty sock because I’m fairly certain even Martin doesn’t deserve to have his own stuffed in his mouth

And Simone becomes a massive fucking bat beast. Fur, muzzle, little winglet-dealies, big ears, big teeth, no tail...

Okay, yeah, Java’s sock, cool

Those are some seriously dirty windows. Or, well, were.

Sunlight burns everybody but also burns Simone to fucking ash right quick. Which then removes the curse on her victims.

Also I wanna know more about this apparent vampire gene. It is of much interest, especially given next episode will be dealing with werewolves and in some folklore werewolves when killed become vampires, so...

Martin. No.

Amber really. Either you were setting him up or you yourself are dense as teak.

Oh Martin... stick with spies and monsters, honey

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