#how does he sleep at night

[evilmacdennisevil]

oh yeah cause it’s so incredibly heterosexual to give your homie prostate orgasms when he gets on your nerves a little. give me a break

#COULD HE GET ANY GAYER #how does he sleep at night #obsessed with his fucked up little brain #iasip #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #dennis reynolds #macdennis #glenn howerton #mac mcdonald

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i had to

#how can such a small puppet take up So Much Space.... #scientists are still baffled! physicists hate him! #but he is so so Cozy! #how can one sleep when a) theyre deprived of boyfriend & b) being stared at the whole night by someone who wont stop muttering #answer: howdy simply Does Not! #he will take his revenge by hogging the blankets... #scribble salad #laughingstock #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #tw eye contact #i swear i didnt mean to scribble wally looking Directly at the camera #but hey! he sees us doesnt he!

[housecow]

the difference between these two 🥺 both??

funny story though. my roommate is still taking food but my memory is so bad when it comes to things i don’t eat myself (adhd)

when i talk to friends and family about the situation the first thing they ask is, “are you sure you’re not sleep eating?” which is adorable. they wanna believe, even if for a second, that maybe i’m not truly at fault for making myself into such a cow 🥺 i get it bc im getting very fat even with the thievery but at the same time. im literally being gaslit

#by my roommate #every time j bring smthn up she’s like ‘oh??? that’s crazy??? wow’ #snd she’s a bad liar but i’m such a pushover bc #i have had the fridge so filled with food i look like such a pig i can’t blame her #it’s FINE #but how cute. i wanna start sleep eating 🥺 #funnel me in my sleep? make me confused as to how i’m gaining so fast? #i wanna ask someone why i’m having such a hard time moving around when im not eating a lot more #cuddle up to me n change the subject if i bring up how fast we ran out of heavy cream this time #<3 #talk #ask #does this count for that tag? #what if my feeder gaslit me. in a cute sexy oh u cow kind of way #i swear the funnel moves after each night and i wake so full but obviously im just forgetting where we put it each day #it’s getting hard to fit through the doorway #obviously i’ve just been lazier than normal. no way im getting that fat #we knew i’d have mobility problems but so early on? i just need to get out #it’s not because he’s started to pump more calories into me anyway he can

[moongothic]

If being weak is a "sin" in Crocodile's mind, then isn't a painful defeat and maybe even death rightful punishment for it? A punishment you deserve for your crime of "being weak"? That's an intriguing mindset from him because it makes me wonder how Crocodile might view his own past and the things he has gone through? I might not go as far as to say Crocodile "blames himself" for the things he's gone through, as he doesn't seem like the kind of guy who dwells on the past like that. But I do feel like Crocodile has accepted in his mind that things like losing his hand happened because he was weak, and it was his own fault. That he can not blame anyone else for what has happened to him. He fucked around and he found out.

It's just interesting because to some degree, One Piece thematically does agree with this sentiment, this is a world where the strong eat the weak. (One example at the top of my head; Luffy refusing Katakuri's apology when his sister intervened with their battle, saying he should've dodged the attack properly if he didn't want to get hit.) Chaka falling in this scene and being unable to stop Crocodile may lead to the deaths of so many more, including his loved ones, and if that comes to pass, it's is Chaka's own fault. For being too weak. But also Crocodile has twisted that idea; Crocodile is using his worldview here to justify himself and essentially saying he can do this (take over Alabasta and kill a million innocents doing so) and get away with it because he's powerful. When in reality "weakness is a sin" isn't about the survival of the fittest, but how this is a world where the strong are meant to protect the weak. (See: Luffy) (Also how Pell told Baby Vivi in that flashback about how he trains so he can protect the Royal Family; again, he he craves power not to oppress the weak but to protect them)

But, just to get back to Crocodile again, I feel like this worldview might also give us more insight as to how he acts in certain situations post-Alabasta. Like when we see Crocodile towards the end of Miss Goldenweek's cover story, both when he declines to escape from jail and in his Impel Down mugshot, Crocodile has a smile on his face. That really is the face of a man who has accepted his fate, is it not?

"Welp, this is what I get for losing to a child in flipflops"

Or when we see him come collect his debt from Buggy; Crocodile seemed quite relaxed and fully admitted he had assumed Buggy would've ran away before he even got there to collect his money. Of course, considdering his trust issues Crocodile would've been mentally prepared for Buggy skedaddling anyways, but the fact that he loaned the clown money to begin with while assuming he'd probably never get that money back-- like Crocodile knew that was going to happen and he just accepted it. And just rolled with it.

Of course, when things take an Unpleasant, Unexpected Turn, he will blow a fuse. Multiple, even.

Him angy

IDK man this is all just interesting to me

#Moon posting #OP Meta #Sir Crocodile #No I did not really have a proper thesis for this post #More just that like. IDK although I talk about Crocodile probably having a whole lot of Unresolved Trauma #I don't mean that in a ''he cries himself to sleep every night'' kinda way (doesn't seem like something he'd do anyways) #More in a ''shit changed the way he views the world forever in a negative way'' kinda way #Does that make sense? IDK #But yeah he does seem like he accepts what he has gone through and has moved on from it (taking 'important lessons' with him) #Sidenote I did check what he says in Japanese in this scene and the ''unforgivable'' was added by Viz here. Good localization #Also that does tie in nicely to how Crocodile always seems to have backup plans for his backup plans #How he seems to considder every potential thing that could go wrong and tries to account for them.

[forestfullofberries]

Homer's Odysseus is a heavy sleeper and could sleep 16 hours a day if given the chance. Epic!Odysseus canonicaly has insomnia

#what unprocessed guilt does to mf #actually. headcanon. after his monster epiphany his sleep problems dissappear #turns out accepting himself as a bad person removed a lot of that uncertainty that kept him up a night #how i sleep after becoming the monster: 😇💤🌙☁️✨️ #fia.post #odysseus #epic the musical #the odyssey #as to og odysseus. that headcanon comes from the part where pheacians dumped him on ithacan coast like cargo and he didn't even wake up #that was probably because he was still recovering from spending 2 days floating in the ocean. but let me have this #he's an old man he needs his sleep #in spirit he's a dad snoring on the couch midway through a movie

[qtubbo]

Do you think fit dreams that pac was on his team, that they got to fight side by side, that he’d be the one that gets to protect pac. Just them two sitting by the fire huddled up, together. God it must be hell to be all alone.

#Do you think he dream morning crew was on his team that he got to watch over them #qsmp #Sure he has his team but those aren’t the people he spends every morning with that isn’t his lover #I think people should take advantage of dreams for fit like thats kinda one of his things #He does imporantly #Fitpac #Do you think that pac and tubbo whisper about missing him at night when everyone is tucked in and sleeping #Do you think its hard for pac to sleep worried how Fit is doing #Why has fitpac broken into my house and stole all my thoughts

[copepodkisser5000]

this is for my selfshippers with insomnia; and/or a hyperactive mind, intrusive thoughts, all the other bad things too that can keep a person from resting...

you f/o holds you during the long, horrible, sleepless nights. when you feel so alone, kept awake by all the noise in your brain, they're there for you, all night long.

they're there to remind you to take your medication for it, if you have it. they help you form a healthy routine with it, they want to see you feeling better. they might even train you to have a positive association- maybe you get a kiss every time you remember?

and when you do get to sleep, and when you dream of your f/o, it'll be all the more sweet.

#inspired by how i started taking meds for my o/c/d which ended up helping me sleep better! much less intrusive thoughts and bad obsessions! #only good ones 😉 hehe #and my guy (in plushie form) sits next to where i keep them in bed and he does help me remember them! #i sleep every night now! i'm just waiting on having dreams about him... come on subconscious you can do it... 🤞 #it's a great time to be in love. feels like my brain had all this awful clutter and now there's more room for my special little freak!!! 💚 #I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS HIGHLY SPECIFIC I THINK IT MIGHT BE... :0 #f/o positivity #self shipping #f/o comfort #self ship comfort

[mattodore]

#river dipping #alessandria zeferino #delphi sol #lykos #ts4 #they’re so sexy……………… #LIKE. TAG ME IN PLEASE. #anyway good morning 😁😁😁….. #……it’s noon 😁😁😁 #i stayed up last night editing those screenshots of delphi 🚶 sleep schedule is a mess again #again i’m a very slow editor… idek how it takes me as long as it does like. i’ll blink and three hours have gone by i can’t explain it #but now there are just two more lykos ocs to make posts for 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 #unlike echthroi which has an array of side characters… lykos is just the four members of the pack and the antagonists and peripheral ocs #who aren’t really involved directly… the werewolves are very insular #nicholas is actually an outsider but he becomes part of the narrative after a point #anyway….. 🚶 cannot lie i miss mattodore have been staring at the lykos ocs for too long 🙅 #will probably read for most of today……. but i do still need to take that screenshot of matthias and the updated cas pics #i keep saying i will and then. don’t. do that. #but i rlly don’t have much else to do today so #🫵 #i will do that 🫵🫵🫵 #i want to reread their questionnaires anyway so it’s like. chop chop

[b-ll-cks]

this was supposed to be a stupid doodle but now I feel bad

#sorry kim i have no idea how to draw your hair </3 #I had seen that post and saved it to my hdb folder thinking ''hah yeah that's harry'' #and it popped up in my mind at night while I was writing in my diary so I starte doodoling it for fun #but then I connect it to that time in the game he mentions he needs alcohol to have sex #and the fact that it's very likely he was sa somehow. and uhm it's not a fun doodle anymore #this is what I do instead of sleeping #disco elysium #the more I look at it the more errors I spot just take it. it was supposed to be just a shitpost! #harry's shirtless if you can't tell #it's the second time I draw kim holding him with one arm. that's what he does in my mind #puts a hand on harry's shoulder #he pats him a couple of times in the game. it makes sense

[hannigramislife]

I don't think I can truly express how much it physically upsets me to hear the words Dazai says to Akutagawa in season 1, when he's captured by the Mafia.

It genuinely makes me sick to my stomach because...why?

"You were so difficult to train when you first started out."

"You were such a slow learner, and you could never follow directions."

"And then there's that useless ability of yours."

"My new apprentice is superior to you in every way imaginable."

Just...why? This is the first time you have had a proper talk with him in 4 years. You had a chance to fix things. You're supposedly better now. A good man. Akutagawa didn't even do anything; does the man offend you by like, existing? Breathing?

Do you truly not wish to make any amends?

Could you think of no other possible way for sskk to happen? Really, you?

The Dazai Osamu didn't have a better idea?

I find that hard to believe.

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #bsd dazai #akutagawa ryuunosuke #bsd akutagawa #it saddens me #to my core #i get it #he probably doesn't care #but like...how can you *not* care??? #how does he sleep at night??? #really??? no guilt??? none at all?? #the worst part is: all this charade isn't *needed* #akutagawa would have done what you wanted *either* way #he would have done anything for you #god #i hate dazai so much #for this

[gayspacedrawings]

Prince Tony is a menace and a brat

#winteriron #starkbucks #buckytony #bucky has selfcontrol #he wont touch the prince #but will he talk steve ears off about tony #how beautiful tonys doe eyes are #how tonys smile is adorable #bucky wants to make him smile more #how soft and peaceful tony looks while sleeping #steve wants to drown bucky most nights

[dootznbootz]

Odypen definitely and equivalently adore each other BUT I weirdly can't see them as the type to actually say "I Love you".

They still definitely vocalize their love for each other but it's more so in "My Joy", and "Extraordinary Woman", "Strange Woman/Man", etc. And very cheesy lines (both say some cheesy shit in the Odyssey, and he definitely does in the Iliad as well. "Joy like a drowning sailor seeing land" bit???)

I could see "I adore you" but even then, that's probably during very specific moments but the actual "I love you"??? I just typed it just now for fic shit and... It weirdly just didn't feel right and I don't know why. 😅

Idk maybe it's kind of because I see them as over the top in ways, they love wordplay and riddles and I think they'd almost think "...That's not good enough >:( " about it??? I don't know???😂

#I wrote this last night. I'll do the asks I got later. don't worry! :D #I am the cheese god remember?😅 #I think these two would try to “out-cheese” each other and whoever is left speechless first loses #“I would forget my own name before I would ever forget you” bullshit. CHEESY #And yes. “I sleep in our nest with you or outside on the dirt” stupidity >:D #I plan for Odysseus as a beggar to ask why she waits so long. As he's been gone a longer amount of time than the time they had together #(Simply asking as reassurance. He knows his answer. Calypso asked him. but what about Penelope?) but she gets mad at the #“Beggar” and pities him as he must be telling the truth about having a miserable life if he never got the chance to know such devotion #How what they have could never be sullied by #something as trivial as distance and years. How the years with him were the best in her life. Only made better by their son. #'My dear Joy made songs and poems about love a reality as that was simply the life we shared. Even separated our 'song' will always echo #no matter how long it's been. I'LL make sure it always does. And I know he's doing the same... That strange man used to say that #even if he died his corpse would drag itself back to us before he'd ever give up.' #...I'm not one for 'odyssey zombie au' but when I first heard it yeah. :'D Came up with this back then #“His eyes as hard as flint or horn-” Bullshit! The sad lil fuck is hiding sobs with coughs and telling her to keep away for fear of her #catching whatever “illness” he has. The nice thing about being disguised as old means sickly old man works. #... #I'm noticing that Odysseus has a lot of silly oneliners while I write Penelope with a shit ton of set up :'D #They are so silly and I love them so much #...I wrote a lot :'D #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #my headcanons #odypen #yahoo!!! #sometimes I wonder if I should tag this with more things but I don't want to taint the regular tags with my bullshit :'D I KNOW I'm insane

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

happy mother's day lmfao

bonus (the girls are fightiiing):

#and thus eddie caused a category 5 neighborhood disaster bc he tried to flirt via sandwich questions #which is a totally valid way to flirt. Totally. #what's more romantic than being able to bring people their favorite sandwiches without having to ask #idk im not a romantic. almost wrote tomantic. i dont like tomatoes either #welcome home #scribble salad #welcome home fanart #welcome home puppet show #in all honesty during last night's festive breakdown i had the doodled Thought above #and scribbled it in my phone notes #it feels good to not only have an Idea but to also Get It Out #yaknow? i dont get that often #brain usually has half a thought then fizzles out and decides to go lay down for a full week #also here's a niche concept that is incredibly funny to me: #a neighbor swearing and wally immediately being like NO!!! THE RATINGS!!!! #he has to snipe them before they can get the full word out. how sad :'{ #alsoX2 special thanks to these doodles for keeping me awake #i had decided not to sleep when i drew this and i can't fall asleep before ten otherwise ill wake up 4 hours later wide awake #with no hope of getting back to sleep #and another s/o to barnaby for being incredibly pleasant to draw. he does not fight me like the others do

[brainrotcharacters]

I MEAN WHY

I KNOW WHY BUT LIKE

WHY

#how does mackenyu sleep at night knowing he revived and created more citizens of the zolu nation because of this shot? #peacefully that's how #opla zoro staring at luffy #opla zoro watching luffy #opla #one piece live action #zolu #opla zolu

[theotherrichardpapen]

...because any moment may be our last. everything is more beautiful because we're doomed.

#looking through my drafts and seeing this post unfinished and knowing in my core I'll probably never actually finish it . #but strangley enough i don't hate the way it looks with only those 2 panels ? beauty in simplicity or something idk #woe unfinished post be upon ye #honestly probably wouldnt even bother posting it were it not for the fact i was hit by a sudden wave of sadness #by being reminded out of the blue that alex really does just . lose nigel that night #enough deep level analysis my brain is all out i think . but just the simple fact that nigel dies that night #and alex has to go on for the rest of his life post-ending carrying that grief and loss with him #i know we talk about how nigel isn't truly 'gone' in the sense that they're one now and jack is supposed to be an amalgamation of the two #a product of their union and 'consummation' that night at the yard #but he's still gone . no matter how much alex might try and follow in nigel's footsteps #no matter how hard alex tries to tread that same path nigel did to feel close to him #he's gone . they will never have that moment beneath the house ever again . and alex has to go on living with that #anyway . normal again . imagine dropping a song rec like i used to. aha . go listen to sick like me by in this moment. #like minds #murderous intent #nigel colbie #alex forbes #nigel colbie x alex forbes #edit : THEY'LL NEVER HAVE THE MOMENT UNDER THE HOUSE AGAIN !!!!! #thinking about the moment where nigel sits across from alex after he shoots john #and the contrast to the scene in the crawlspace . nigel is trying to connect he is trying to get alex to see to understand #but now alex is closed off. something may be irreparable broken between them #do you think it was the moment where nigel starts to despair . to plead . realise that he needs to find a way to make alex truly see #i need to get some sleep

[crocodilenjoyer]

one piece is good because the god of hope and joy and freedom is real and his protection feels like the first rays of sunshine after a storm and his anger blazes and burns and he is also nineteen and wears old flip flops and an older hat and his reindoctor (reindeer doctor) is currently giving him the heimlich because someone said that it’s impossible to eat that much without chewing and he said nuh uh watch this

#and lo god spaketh: HHK HGNK KHHAKHNGH #riko.txt #luffy #god is real he was sleeping in my bed last night etc etc #divinity in the mundane ig except it has nothing to do with nika. it’s all luffy #there is divinity in the way his face scrunches when he laughs and in his sweaty/mysteriously sticky grip when he reaches for his friends #simply because it’s him. that’s how he is #they worship no god. the name nika doesn’t mean much to them. it’s just their captain #they sit with him at meals and they wrestle him on the deck and make fun of his hair. they don’t need a god. luffy brought them together #and the name of some legendary hero’s got nothing on family calling you home #and that’s what luffy does! that’s what he brings to the people he loves! hope never left! hope has been with you this whole time!