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Things that have Overpowered Dennis Reynolds

(a non comprehensive list)

gay sex

one football

the wounds of stigmata

public access television

black market botox

not being considered his friend's Best Friend

home renovation

mace

an electrical breaker box

wicker furniture

apple seeds

a chemical peel

being shushed

one rat

his friends playing a video game without him

his sister being happy

cereal

tits larger than his

a documentary

a timeshare

a bad date

a river

a game show buzzer

living in a nice house for 30 days

alimony

not getting a valentine's day card

a nice gesture from a friend on a holiday

the state of north dakota

beans

pollen

gluten

dairy

a basketball

a cough

hot soup

#he’s sooo lame #i need him #dennis reynolds

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oh yeah cause it’s so incredibly heterosexual to give your homie prostate orgasms when he gets on your nerves a little. give me a break

#COULD HE GET ANY GAYER #how does he sleep at night #obsessed with his fucked up little brain #iasip #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #dennis reynolds #macdennis #glenn howerton #mac mcdonald

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Sunnyblr is truly a lawless place because you’ll see a moot post a five page analysis on the inherent cycle of trauma the gang keeps them all in a state of purgatory they can’t escape as they find comfort in the chaos and then the next post is “Dennis pussy could solve the oil crisis” and it’s like yeah reblog

#IT COULD! #i think dennis pussy would cure me

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WHATS UP LADS I FINISHED MY EXAMS AND IM READY TO START BEING ANNOYING ABOUT SUNNY AGAIN!!!!!!

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been a while since i posted on here (doing exams u know how it is) but does anyone else get rlly scared at the prospect of maybe perhaps one day being loved romantically? like isn’t that just terrifying?

#the thing that scares me is. this is likely gonna be someone i don’t even know yet #like some guy i DONT EVEN KNOW… is gonna fall in love with me maybe #someone’s gonna look at me and see something amazing. that’s so much pressure #like what! someone’s going to? love me? #they’re gonna see ME… and love ME? #anyways

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thanks for the tag :D this was so cute and fun to make aw

wtf gay little jam with a frog on his head

anyone can feel free to do this but i’ll tag @poundofflesh @kod-lyoko @chilledmac @ricketycr1cks <3

UMM IM BORED SO LETS ATTEMPT TO START A PICREW CHAIN😋😋

https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1349935

LINK!!

Step two🤧 tagging a fuck load of my mutuals 😋

(NO PRESSURE!!!)

@lesbianjakewheeler @korakii-i @futurebadcomedian @twyz @mssanswich @servogender @uncertaininnit @riverisreallydumb @newmsies @lastplacepunishments @theatregorl @angry-inch @oliviaaaah @imsofansie @spacestamps @comicsanslover

and anybody else who sees this🤧🤧 LIKE I SAID NO PRESSURE this picrew is so cute tho omfg

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I return to tumblr after 1000 years with a macden comic.. Ik I'm dramatic as shit

#this has changed my life

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‘ronald’ mcdonald is their deadname, ‘mac’ is their chosen name and they’re non binary (they told me this)

#REAL!!!!!!!!!!!

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i was tagged by @kaleidoscopeaglow

put your name + core on pinterest

i’m tagging @poundofflesh @literatigeek @kod-lyoko and anyone else who wants to B)

#btw i always get extremely excited when ppl tag me in these things #it’s like holy shit #i have friends on here

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so cool that the greendale community college has at the very least three whole bisexuals

#call that the lgbt community

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going fucking insane.

#yeah she resembles him the most but they’re in focus #…man

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Let's play a game of...

"Who's the gay one!?"

#he can’t help serving cunt he was born with it!

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Another day of not knowing the context of this photo but is Rob okay? (BTS of Always Sunny)

#he’s literally me when i’m at a party drunk off my tits and my autism decides that we’re done with socialising and it’s time to go to sleep #and everyone else is still going hard and ur just like :| #relatable king…

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macs getting a boyfriend confirmed and what is dennis getting? MENTAL ILLNESS <3

#it’s what he deserves for being a stupid slut tbh #i hope they kiss #iasip #mac mcdonald #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #dennis reynolds #macdennis

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in any other situation i’d yell at u for derailing my post but the 1988 science fiction flick ‘Mac and me’ altered my brain chemistry so fundamentally at the age of nine that i’m not even mad about this. 10/10 addition

‘ronald’ mcdonald is their deadname, ‘mac’ is their chosen name and they’re non binary (they told me this)

#ronald ‘mac’ mcdonald from hit sitcom ‘it’s always sunny in philadelphia’ is actually a puppet alien from a shoddy ET remake

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He’s 46 and he’s my babyboy!

#i hate this man except for when i don’t #like why are u crying pussy #also let me kiss u etc

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pussy from a man who’s constantly on the edge of losing his mind

#anyone said dennis yet? #anyway this is dennis