Jamie would 100% make Roy a dating app profile sometime after the Keeley rejecting both of them thing to try to help him move on and meet people when clearly heās refusing to get back out there organically and heād think heās being so helpful and generous and the best wingman ever. Heād handpick what he considers the sexiest pictures he can find and put a bunch of shit Roy would never say thinking heās being accurate and helpful and not even taking the clear opportunity to make a joke account to embarrass him or anything when he easily could have just made fun of him and chosen the worst pictures possible instead
And then he would be SO offended when it doesnāt go well when Roy finds out about it and is not properly appreciative at all
Roy thinks itās Jamieās account when he starts showing Roy girls like what do you think of her and asking him way too many questions when Roy has no interest in participating and has no idea why the fuck Jamie seems incapable of swiping without trying to get Royās opinions first. Meanwhile, Royās giving one word answers at first and then increasingly trying to brush him off when he doesnāt stop and then heās just flat out like āChoose your own dates and leave me the fuck out of itā and Jamieās like āNah, this is your account. You should have a sayā and instead of being grateful and appreciative and thanking Jamie for being oh so generous with his time and energy, Roy just scowls at him and growls out āYou did not make a fucking Tinder profile for meā and Jamie just smirks and decides now is not the right moment yet to mention that he actually made him accounts on like three different apps because he wasnāt sure which Roy would like best
Roy barks at him to delete it and Jamieās all whiny like āCome on, I spent a lot of time on these and you havenāt even considered it. Plus, even if youāre not ready to date someone yet, youād still be less miserable to be around if you at least found someone to shag in the meantimeā
And Royās like āDelete it. I donāt want a fucking Tinder profile.ā And Jamie looks at him confused for a moment and then seems to have an epiphany as he goes āOh, do you want a Grindr one instead? Hold on a secondā and he flips to a different app and Royās too busy being baffled by the fact that Grindr is already on Jamieās phone and that heās having to sign out of his own account to try to make one for Roy to even stop him before heās already trying to sign up for a new account and Roy goes āThatās not what I meant. I donāt want any dating appā
And Jamie pauses his typing and turns and looks at him so skeptically and so judgily and suddenly somehow Roy is trying to fight for his life trying to defend why heās not looking for some random stranger to date or fuck around with
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Was tagged by @humanaaa to make a list of 13 songs I've been listening to lately!!
Haven't listened to many different songs lately (currently my main playlist is a Disorganized Hell), but these are the ones that I've been listening to the most:
Deep Cover - Milgram
Chimera - Deco27 (MegaTeraZero Cover)
Bug - KairikiBear (Chogakusei Cover)
Zombies - Deco*27 (Giga Remix, Chogakusei Cover)
This Is How To Be In Love With You - Milgram
Overdose - natori
Turing Love - NanawoAkari & Sou
Dramaturgy - Eve
PLATONIC GIRL - MikitoP (Amatsuki & luz Cover)
Double - Milgram
Say It - Yorushika
Aesthetic Sense - wanuka
Conveying Love Or Something Like That - aimyon
(Of course Deep Cover would get first place JKSKDBKSDF!! Been hearing it non-stop since it released. Like, go seigi girl!! Banger!!)
Besides that I've been hearing mostly songs from Milgram, Deco*27 (he can't stop releasing banger after bangerāā), and some other vocaloid producer songs. Tho I usually prefer to listen to human covers (sorry Hatsune Miku i hope you can forgive me š)
I'll tag @tokyogruel @good-beans @cubelogic @nilovalentine @mukuberry and @rainbowghostcat!! As always, no pressure tags, and anyone else can join :3
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Hey! It's me again, I've been a little needy these days and I'd like to make a request, something really cute.
Valeria, Farah and Kate.
Like, they spent the night with you having fun at home, but in the morning they had to leave for work without even having time to say goodbye, but before leaving there was a noticeable mess that remained in the house, a tremendous mess. But when they arrive late from work, they find the house shining completely clean, and soon they find the reader sleeping in the living room with the TV on, but still sleeping peacefully, because her tiredness does not allow her to stay awake to receive them.
(I would love to be spoiled by ValƩria in exchange for being her housewife)
I think this scenario is so cute and I love your writing, and sorry if something is wrong, I'm using the translator again. Kisses and have a great day. <3
Hey! That's a really cute idea! Sorry this is short, I'm just really tired again tonight!
Valeria, Farah and Laswell Finding Reader Asleep
Valeria: Sheās not particularly surprised to find you asleep, she usually comes home extremely late at night. However, the sight warms her heart every time. Stands in the doorway for a few seconds, watching your chest rise and fall as you sleep, a small smile on her face. Itās only afterwards that she realizes youāve cleaned your shared home. Valeria will sigh a bit, the home was in complete disarray when she left, so it must have taken a while for you to clean it all up. No wonder youāre asleep. Although she may not be the tallest person, Valeria is strong, so sheāll pick you up and carry you to your bedroom, giving you a kiss on your forehead. During these moments she loves nothing more than to hold you, even if she normally isnāt a very touchy feely person. But something about you being asleep in her arms as she carries you, completely vulnerable, just gets to her. However, it wonāt be long before Valeria goes to bed herself, getting ready for such a thing, sheās tired as well. The day after sheāll spoil you rotten, though. Youāve earned a nice reward for being such a good spouse for her, and so sheāll take you on a fancy date. Or maybe, since youāve cleaned your home so nicely, sheāll just stay home with you to cook a good meal together. The choice can wait, sheāll just ask you later.
Farah: Sheād be ecstatic to see youāve cleaned your home. It must have been a long and boring task, but she truly does appreciate it. Like Valeria, she watches you for a few moments, thinking about whether or not she should wake you up. In the end she decides against it since you truly must have been tired. However, she will drape a blanket over you and give you a small kiss on your cheek, hoping to not rouse you too much in the process. Farah makes herself a small snack so she has had something to eat before she finally goes to bed herself. However, she doesnāt go to bed, she joins you on the couch, holding you close and nuzzling into your hair. While she may be extremely tired herself, she still daydreams a bit about how she could possibly repay you for doing that Sisyphean task. Anything from ordering takeout and paying to going on a walk during the sunset sounds good to her as long as she can show you her appreciation. Since sheās feeling very content around you, she might also start humming a bit, knowing fully well that you canāt hear her. But itās just something she does when she feels comfortable around someone. Plus it helps her fall asleep too. In the end sheāll likely settle for something calm like staying at home and just cuddling the day away while thanking you. Or just doing whatever you say so she can feel like youāre getting enough rest and she did something for the household as well.
Laswell: By the time sheās home the sun has probably almost risen anyway given her line of work. Laswell would be dead tired, so Iām not even sure sheād notice you having cleaned right away. However, she would see you having decluttered the desk in the living room and be grateful. Although she may almost fall asleep herself, standing in the doorway and barely noticing her surroundings, she will see you sleeping on the couch and immediately think about sleeping next to you. Granted, Laswell isnāt a very cuddly person either, and she canāt sleep particularly well holding someone either, but she thinks it would be unfair if you slept on the couch while she slept in the bed. At least thatās her logic at the moment. She wonāt even try to carry you to bed, she just wants to head to bed. Gets changed and stands still in front of the couch for a few moments before draping a blanket over you. Naturally, sheāll turn off the TV, but afterwards she gets some shut eye for a few hours as well. Only in the morning does she notice that everything is spic and span. Laswell will feel bad if you woke up before her and made some breakfast. However, she will make it up to you as well. If thereās anything you ever need from her, sheāll do it. Sheāll have done it before as well, but she doesnāt want to be indebted to you. Gives you a kiss before promising you that sheāll clean up next time. Either on her own or with you. You did such a good job, sheāll likely get you some cake to show her thanks in the meantime.
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Let's go back home now.
Transcript:
NoemĆ, Erick, and Ćngel: Dulce!!
NoemĆ: Mija, you did wonderful.
Erick: You were amazing.
Erick: Look at our baby girl.
NoemĆ: You must be so tired after all that! Letās go home.
Dulce: AmĆ”, Dad, how can you guys be so happy right now? I didnāt win.
NoemĆ: Dulce, that doesnāt matter. Weāre glad you got to experience this wonderful opportunity. You came and gave it your all, so of course weāre beaming with pride.
Erick: [Gets down at Dulceās eye-level] Sweetie, look at me. I know youāre upset, but itās like what your mother said: This was an amazing opportunity. Not everyone got accepted, but you did. They saw something in you, and who wouldnāt? My daughter is phenomenal.
Dulce: I guess so.. huh? Thank you, everyone.
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?: Excuse me, I donāt mean to interrupt.
Mia: Hello Mrs. and Mr. Alegria. Iām Mia DāAngelo-Ramirez, the main judge of Diced Junior. Your daughter is quite remarkable. Can I please have a quick word with her?
NoemĆ: Oh! Yes, please, go ahead.
Dulce: Oh, are you here to give me more advice?
Mia: No, only words of encouragement. I donāt want you to think we only said that nice stuff for the cameras. I snuck away from the table just now to let you know that I truly believe youāll make it big in this industry.
Mia: Iāll be watching your career closely. Donāt let me down, alright? Be smart with your choices. I have to head back now.
Dulce: You got it.
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