#hot off the presses

[angrywarrior69]

#hot off the presses #probably been done before #threshold #chakotay #my edit #lizard babies #salamanders

[thisclownatemybrother]

#hot off the presses #succession #tomgreg #tom wambsgans #cousin greg #greg hirsch #succession meme #tomgreg meme #the righteous gemstones #kelvin gemstone #kelvin x keefe #hbo #keefe chambers

[kristylime]

New Nandermo Fic- "You Got It, Boss"

I had zero intention of doing this, but somehow it happened.

I don't know if we're being trolled or teased, but it hurt. So many OPs have brought up really great point that I agree with... especially those who have written about what happened to Marwa in the name of comedy versus what may not be happening to Nandermo in the name of... some sense of propriety?

Didn't Paul see the Vampiric Council's sexual harassment video? Weren't the two rules/suggestions: 1) Do what you want 2) The orgies should start on Thursdays

Anyway, something that @weakformemo said to me last night made me think that this might be the best way for me to sort of process this in the short-term.

So, here it is:

This is for @weakformemo and @indashadows <3

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #nandermo #wwdits nandor #nandor #wwdits nandermo #wwdits guillermo #fic on ao3 #ao3 #ao3 fanfic #ao3 link #hot off the presses #still reeling #Do what you want #Orgies should start of Thursdays #boss #employee #power imbalance

[last-hourglass]

CHAPTER 5 IS LIVE

Happy belated Friday the 13th y’all

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #save rise of the tmnt #rottmnt fanfic #Last Hourglass #rottmnt memes #COME GET Y'ALLS JUICE BABES #HOT OFF THE PRESSES

[exsqueezememacaroni]

straightedge babe Mike Patton with Mr Bungle at Sick New World Las Vegas, 2023 photos by Tim Mosenfelder

#mike patton #mr bungle #hot off the presses

[ew-selfish-art]

Erm... Legitimately, I have so many things I was supposed to be working on. 

Here’s the new chapter of Filing Status tho... My attempt at a Marriage AU. 

We’re really trying to live, laugh, love in these conditions. 

#Damian Wayne #daminette #damian x marinette #marinette dupain cheng #maribat #new fic out now #hot off the presses #RIP to my sleep schedule #I must be built different #mlb x dc

[queen-mabs-revenge]

#limerick city #hot off the presses

[topshelf2112-blog]

More Moodboard fun:

#my writing #ao3 #garashir #hot off the presses #cardassia

[toongrrl-blog]

Sooooo @furoruisa tagged me and I will tag whomever

rules: in a new post, show the last line you wrote and tag as many people as there are words (Note: Or Lines)

“Abner! Abner! The Vishwakumah’s girl is going to fornicate with Howard’s love child!”

“Gladys, Howard was always a faithful husband and plus the girl has something I lack.”

“What’s that?”

“Initiative to change her life.”

@andcontemplation @eypril-eypril @lunasink @samsylviasmoustache

#crossover #never have i ever #bewitched #benvi #don't have a work? feel free to make stuff up #hot off the presses #gladys kravitz #abner kravitz #karens #karen back off #devi vishwakumar #ben gross #devi x ben #we're tiny we're toony we're all a little looney

[resterberg]

continuing my series of fake blaine anderson posts but theyre just things i have said

#hot off the presses #i feel like this one is a little lacking but its still silly Tew Me #kurts pov #again #gonna start branching out and including more characters next #blaine anderson #glee #klaine #glee incorrect quotes #tonky thinks he’s funny

[boardwalk-absurdist]

New chapter, y'all~

Chapter 7: "in which the umbrellas reach a rare consensus"

Fic summary: "The Umbrella Academy returns to 2019 to find an empty, dusty mansion with portraits of unfamiliar kids on the walls and a series of cryptic notes from a father who has vanished. While they must piece together the changes they have made to the timeline and the paradox of their own existence, that is not the whole story. Between their search for answers and adjusting to their new lives, they find time to rest and become the family they always could have been. An unholy union between a fix-it fic and a fluffy AU made of beach episodes and road trips and family movie nights."

#umbrella academy #the umbrella academy #tua #fanfiction #fanfic #ao3 #my fics #hot off the presses

[curious-kat]

find myself fascinated by the etymological link between 'hot off the presses' and 'hot gossip' and 'hot take' and 'this tea is scorching hot'

just, that the semantic connection between physically hot things and new and exciting information has come up twice in only a century.

'Inflammatory journalism' too. Things heating up in the news fandom.

#linguistics #news #inaneposting #etymology #hot off the presses

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i have a Scene - a Plot if you will - that backs this as context. y'all are gonna have to trust me on this one <3 or read the tags...

#the song is 'in your eyes' by peter gabriel #boombox serenade lets GO!!! #in my mind immediately after this the others came over to say hi (or in sallys case tell him off) #and at first howdy's like 'oh ofc wallys there that makes sense. sally too? strange but alright' #then eddie appears and ohhhh boy its Jealousy Central Babey and howdy's train just pulled into the station #scribble salad #laughingstock #welcome home #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #OK CONTEXT I PROMISED CONTEXT #so in my mind howdy is an oblivious dumbass when it comes to his own romantic feelings. #he's so in love with barnaby (its very obvious) but Doesnt Realize It. despite being a god tier flirty fruity motherfucker #so when barnaby - thinking theyre on the same page - confesses #howdy's all like 'ohhh um. gee barn im flattered truly but - i just dont like you like that' #yk breaking barnaby's heart right down the middle #so barnaby shuts himself in his home and wally is hovering. yk Worried #and eddie - who's been helping barnaby come to terms w/ his own feelings & gauge if howdy feels the same - asks sally to check in for him #& sally goes over and Immediately involves herself. she takes personal offense on barnaby's behalf #also she lives for the drama and wants every juice detail Hot Off The Press #so while howdy is having a lil crisis as he slowly realizes Oh My Fucking God I DO Love Barnaby Like That- #barnaby / sally / wally / (eventually) eddie are all having a sleepover where they just play card games and chat #a good ol bitch n' stitch night #and howdy shows up to try and talk to barns (obvs in my head he doesnt have a boombox he just Knocks) #only to get RE-RE-RE-REJECTEDDDDDD!!!! thats how it feels you wormy mf! #bc barnaby is a) having a girls night & b) needs to emotionally prepare for That conversation #aaaaand THATS the context <3

[jopzer]

#beebles #ted lasso #jamie tartt #this one's hot off the presses i still have the tweet open on my phone #he's just a little puppyboy he cannot change this.

[markscherz]

Meet Uroplatus garamaso, a new leaf-tailed gecko from Madagascar!

Uroplatus garamaso are absolute masters of camouflage. During the day, they rest with their heads down and fringes expanded, rendering them practically invisible. Here, I have revealed the outline of the gecko against the tree trunk. As you can imagine, that makes them pretty difficult to spot in the wild.

Fortunately, at night, they wake up and prowl the branches, and can often be found up to a few metres off the ground hunting for invertebrates.

This remarkable gecko has been known about for over 20 years, and has even been in the pet trade for well over a decade. But only now have we finally amassed enough information on it to be able to formally describe it and give it a name. The trouble was that it is extremely similar to Uroplatus henkeli, which is also found nearby. The key to distinguishing them turned out to be the colour of the eye, and the tip of the tongue, which is pink in U. garamaso (left), and blackish in U. henkeli (right).

These geckos open their mouths as a warning signal, so looking at this feature is quite easy. But we are not sure why the mouth colour so often differs between species. Some more behavioural studies are needed.

The new species was described on 15 August 2023 in the Open Access journal Salamanadra. You can read the paper here.

#science #new species #animals #zoology #news #hot off the press #Uroplatus #gecko #lizard #Uroplatus garamaso #Uroplatus henkeli

[dismemberment-on-a-tuesday-night]

It's so fucking annoying that if you use multiple pronoun sets including it/its, everybody completely avoids those ones. They'll use any other pronoun on the planet, and you can't really complain if they use other ones you like, but that one just gets avoided??

If you've ever referred to me with it as a pronoun, I owe you my life. I hope you randomly find five dollars tomorrow.

#Abraham original: Hot off the press #Pronouns #It/its