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the week continues to *exist* so I will get to the other anons in a bit!!! sorry!

it's still 24/7 mike hours here, btw...I may have memorized the lyrics to 20km al giorno

#which mondo cane version is the best you might ask? #i might too

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my mistake... it wasn't THIS interview that I had sent here, but I was also looking for this one and couldn't find it in a good quality 😆 anyway, baby Mikey is always beautiful 💜

haha I was wondering, but all good!!

baby Mikey is always beautiful

#anon asks #mike patton

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The other day I was talking about this interview that I couldn't find in a good quality and out of nowhere it appeared on a channel that I always watch. I don't know if the uploader removed it from private... but here it is 😆

https://youtu.be/hDNM2LvXndA?feature=shared

Mike being Mike.....(and Jim can't do shit about it)

Ah yes... this interview! Ya....I think this is a really good version, and I don't remember if I've seen it in this quality so cheers!! It's a good one for Mike eyelashes too.

#the butchy jock lesbian we all love to love #mike patton #faith no more #anon asks #sorry it took me a while!!

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Hey @laferocia and also the Milan anon if you're around?

I had a random thought -when Mike fucks up the lyrics sometimes he'll just sing nonsense words until he gets back on track - has he ever done this while singing in Italian?? And if he does - do the nonsense words sound like Italian or English, you know what I mean?

#mike patton #any other italian speakers are welcome to chime in! #i really want to hear Mike babble in Italian

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if you ever want to fall in love, watch the Kaada/Patton Live video

#they didnt call it Romances for nothing #if you want to lust after him -watch the rehearsal video #kaada/patton #mike patton #im watching it on a big screen with good sound and...oof ya

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I was walking through a forest mid-autumn and the leaves were changing colors. I happened upon a gentle human-sized grasshopper who wore a suit, a monocle, a top hat and carried a cane. He sang to me, “Now a million bugs begin to take flight,” to the chorus melody of Retrovertigo by Mr. Bungle. Normal sized grasshoppers started to fly out of the leaves on the ground. I woke up.

#honestly - this tracks

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Thanks to @exsqueezememacaroni for wonderful work

@perfectisaskinnedknee 🥰

#yes roddy paint thinner is the perfect prop

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#also always reblog shirtless mike tbh #i know that first photo was gotten through maybe shady means but....for fucks sake look at him

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ok ok ok - so I'm going through the mix CDs and that fucker (dj ex-bf who is the reason why i know about mike at all) put this song on one of the early ones....like...who does that??

I am obviously going through...a time....so like...listen....me and this guy actually fully parted ways in 2013 on bad and very strange terms...i won't go into it bc it's...a lot...but suffice to say that a decade later i still think about him and wonder if he's ok. like for real i wonder if he's still alive though my hub hasn't seen him in the obits (he looks through them for business reasons, strangely)...so that's a positive sign?

I wonder sometimes if i should reconnect? we'd been friends longer than we were ever lovers so it's not that kind of thing....but maybe it's just i've forgotten how all consuming and toxic he was at times? much of the time? gahhhhhh i dunno.

anyways i won't forget you, Jai.

#personal #mike adjacent #anyway enjoy this fucking song #mike patton #faith no more

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Mike Patton - Faith No More - State Theatre - Detroit, MI - 09/24/1992

Photo by Ken Settle

#oh haaaaiiiiii

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‘Thanks…and ugh…Behold the magnificent golden dildo’

This is an edit I made of Mike’s acceptance speech for Outstanding Male Vocalist at the 1991 Bammies

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#tumblr you let me post without adding tags??? #anyway behold #GUM

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blessed with perfect eyebrows 🙏🙏🙏 hail mary

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#there is nothing better than mike looking at the camera and laughing with his mouth wide open #whatever that look he gives is always so good...like...for decades it's been good #this 5 minutes and the Peeping Tom album have literally gotten me through this week #mike patton #fantomas

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a lot of blonde mike pics since.. there is a serious lack methinks...I think He looks quite handsome heh... But still scary LOL

#always reblog blonde mike #hes like an even more uncanny valley ken

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Mike Patton

@venusian-siren

#he so fucking cozy i can't fucking stand it

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Yes, it was a good idea to start the FNM reunion tour bootlegs....

"the lovely girl in the faith no more shirt lost her bowels...give her a big hand!!! it's ok... it's ok....i'll lick it up 🙃😘 see me later"

#michael why #mike patton #faith no more #will make a clip later i promise

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I was finally organizing the last things from the attic and....oh fuck, oh shit, the fucking nostalgia is hitting me like a ton of mid-2000s bricks.

#the DJ/bassist ex boyfriend has a name #that middle CD was his last demo before we parted ways #well....before i told him i never wanted to see him again...again #personal #not mike #but.... #mike adjacent #god i miss that asshole's handwriting #p.s. there's a stack of burned cds from him there...i think one night he literally gave me like...50 burned cds...the entire mike catalog #up until 2005 was in there #modest mouse - primus - tool - DK - operation ivy - and his own stuff

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#mike's squeaky and then lower-serious 'thats enough' in the Fantômas interview is...doing something to me #ive got sub vibes going today i guess #mike talking about Fantômas and also soundtracks is really the best #lol it's like ive never seen this interview but i have - many times