Marc, Sweetie, I Just Want to Talk to Her...
(I just thought of this today when this family guy scene showed up in my recommendations on YouTube. So this is set when Marc's moms find out that Marc has been getting bullied at his old school for years and his teachers and principal turned a blind eye to his torment. Needless to say....they weren't happy. And well, Emerson wants to have a "talk" with Marc's principal.)
(Emerson parks the family car in the school's parking lot. Emerson, Kiki, and Marc exit the vehicle. Emerson starts walking towards the trunk of the car and opens it up while her son follows her.)
Marc: (worried) Mama, please! Don't do this! Let's just go home!
Emerson: (pulls an aluminum bat out of the trunk) Marc, sweetie, I just want to talk to her.
Marc: (eyes grow wide with panic) W-Wait...why do you have your bat?! M-Mama?!
Emerson: I just wanna talk to her.
Marc: Wait, Mama, what are you doing?!
(Emerson starts walking towards the school building with a stoic look on her face. Marc follows his mama with increasing worry and fear. Kiki also follows her wife and son into the building with a shit-eating grin spread across her face.)
Emerson: I just wanna talk to her.
Marc: (pleading) Mama! This is crazy!
Emerson: I just wanna talk to her. Marc, sweetie, I just want to talk to her.
(The Anciel family enters the school building. As they walk through the empty school halls, Marc continues to plead with his mama to stop.)
Marc: Mama, put the bat down!
Emerson: I just wanna talk to her.
Marc: (turns to Kiki) Mom! You can't let Mama do this! Please, can't you stop her?!
Kiki: (smirking) Marc, sweetie. Mama just wants to talk to her.
Emerson: I just wanna talk to her.
(The family is getting closer to Prinicipal Clément's office.)
Marc: (desperately pleads) Mama, please stop! I get that your mad at her, but she's not worth it!
Emerson: I just wanna talk to her.
(The Anciel trio stops at the office door.)
Emerson: (readies her bat) I just want to beat her ass.
Marc: No, stop! Please don't hurt her!
Emerson: I just want to beat her ass.
(Emerson then kicks the door open, startling Principal Clément and causing her to jump up from her desk chair. Emerson then storms in and strikes her bat into the principal's desk, creating a very large dent from the impact. The principal looked at the angry mother with absolute fear in her eyes as Emerson's stoic demeanor turned into one of sheer lividness.)
Emerson: (shouts) EXPLAIN YOURSELF, KNAVE!!!!!!!
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Well, there you have it. And yes, that last line was from a line used in a video from "Let Me Explain Studios" on YouTube. If you have never seen Rebecca's videos, I highly suggest giving them a watch. Her videos are amazing!
I don't think Marc's mama, Emerson Anciel, would have done exactly that in my fanfiction series, but the vibe would be the same. Also, this isn't the first time that Emerson has pulled out her bat to threaten people. It's her weapon of choice whenever she needs to beat the crap out of some asshole. Anyway, what do you all think? Hope you enjoyed this little parody and feel free to share your thoughts.
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Reminder that at the end of the day, you’re expendable. Corporate jobs in particular will chew you up, spit you out, and walk over your dead body when your usefulness has ended - and without a multibillion dollar golden parachute
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I used to look out for people, now I look out for people
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Can't fuckin believe one of my blogs received a scam message from a guy trying to pretend he's Palestinian and needs my money to get his family out of Palestine. How low can these people get? Scamming by using a fucking genocide as bait. How fucking shit filled does your heart have to be?
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I hope the girls who acted surprised that I was in a relationship whenever I was with my ex and complained about not being able to find love even though "someone like her found love", never find love. I hope they never even hold hands with anyone and become hermits who live by the sea. because why was it so surprising that people are attracted to me and why did you feel the need to say that out loud? maybe you didn't find love because youre a horrible person with a rotten heart, did you ever think of that?
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i was at the treatment center he worked at before this, i always knew he was a fucking creep. Paul A Nichols
fuck this guy ill kill him myself
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A radfem TERF to block. For some ungodly reason Tumblr reccomeded me a post of them bullying innocent cosplayers on Tiktok.
I won’t encourage ya’ll to harass them, but I also won’t tell you not to. Because bullying innocent trans cosplayers on your “feminism” blog probably warrents getting bullied yourself lol
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