#hopfully funny

[lil-problem]

#red white and royal blue #rwrb #rwrb movie #henry x alex #nicholas galitzine #ellie bamber #prince henry of wales #prince henry rwrb #prince henry fox mountchristen windsor #gay #gay memes #hopfully funny #maybe just my humor #princess of wales #lgbtqia #alex claremont diaz #alex rwrb #alex calls henry babygirl #argue with the wall #henry is literally babygirl #change my mind #idk how to tag

[restinslices]

Y’all requests are taking longer because my adhd is actually beating my ass rn😭

I have been writing this Liu Kang request for a couple days and I’ll randomly remember dumb shit like how elephants throw their kids when sexually frustrated and then I’ll fall in a google rabbit hole, then I’ll pace in my room, then I’ll go skip in the living room, then I’ll start making random shit, then I’m on YouTube, then-

I AM LOSING THE FIGHT. THIS SHIT GOT HANDS

#why do I hav adhd and no meds? #funny story actually #I was doing fine and stopped taking ALL MY MEDS last year #and shit was fine for months but now my brain beating my ass fr #if I ever disappear I’m in a hospital because depression be having me in a chokehold too- #IM STARTING MY MEDS AGAIN SOON HOPFULLY #I cannot focus but imma thug it out anyway because I’m a real thug and do real thug things #Slices Speaks #I closed request for now because I got 11 things in my inbox 😭😭

[lopsidedtreetrunks]

Despite my back pain lately, I've managed to doodle a couple more Ghostalia character sheets! This time for Matthew and Antonio. When I'm able to actually sit down at my desk again I'll finish these digitally but for now, this is what I've got 😅

Matthew:

He's in Humphrey's role, meaning he's a Tudor nobleman living in his family estate with his arranged French wife who hates being there. I wanted him to still somehow be from Canada despite the nation of Canada not actually existing yet. Therefore I researched a bit and found that Newfoundland was being explored by the British (or at least, the Italian John Cabot went there under the order of King Henry VII) in the late 1400s, so I thought I'd go along with that. Having his parents settle in Newfoundland for the first few years of his life before coming back to England to inherit the estate.

He was still forced to marry Adélie (Monaco - in Sophie's role), but since everything is set roughly 40 years earlier than BBC Ghosts canon, the catholic plot didn't exist and, indeed, Elizabeth I wasn't even queen yet (but on a plus note, massive ruffs weren't quite in fashion yet, so I don't have to draw any heheh). Through a little bit more research, I discovered that Henry VIII declared war on France in 1544, which matches up more or less with my timeline. Adélie plotted against him for going to war with her country and this is what got Matthew killed in the same manner as Humphrey.

Originally, I was going to have him be unable to read because his body had his eyeglasses, but then I discovered that there were glasses in Tudor times that would pinch your nose in order to stay on your face without having to hold them up (I can't even imagine how uncomfortable that would be to wear for any reasonable amount of time 😭), so I thought he could have those instead.

Antonio:

He's in Pat's role, and I didn't really need to change all that much about him. I think Toni is the perfect person to be a scout leader so he just slots in really nicely! It's the 80's so I gave him a mullet (obviously). I was umming and ahhing about keeping Pat's moustache on him, and I've decided I think he suits it, as well as the aviators.

He was born and bred in Barcelona, and met Bella (Belgium - in Carol's role) when she was holidaying there in the mid-70s. He and his best mate Tiago (Portugal - in Morris' role) were at a disco/dance hall and met Bella and her friends; a holiday romance ensued. Which may have accidentally ended up with Bella pregnant with Toni's baby (oopsies). Antonio felt that this was a blessing in disguise (ever the optimist) and he proposed to her not long after she told him she was pregnant. Antonio ended up moving to England to be with her. Tiago would visit regularly, as well as them visiting him, but he ended up moving to England too a few years later.

Antonio was already a scout leader in Spain, so when he moved to England he naturally fell into place in the English scouting troupes. He's always been great with kids which was something Bella admired about him. Unfortunately, he died when his own son Marc (Luxembourg - in Daley's role) was only 8 years old.

#you can probably tell my back is affecting my art bc of how Shitty some of these doodles are bxjsjs #but im trying not to tell myself off for that 😅 #bbc ghosts #hetalia #aph #hws #ghostalia au #hws spain #hws canada #antonio fernandez carriedo #matthew williams #yes toni is doing the macarena and yes i KNOW thats a 90s thing but DO I CARE #the answer is yes but also i thought it was funny anyway 😭 #my need for things to be historically accurate will be the death of me someday 😭 #anyway i thought at least a couple of these doodles were cute enough to warrant posting them now #since idk when ill be able to use my computer again yet #hopfully soon - this bout of pain is slowly getting better but it still hurts a lot in certain positions #those positions beong hunched over a drawing tablet in a seat that has 0 back support bsbsjjs

[saytrrose]

Heeeey Rose! You sure seem sweet. What's a girl like you up to these days? You know, like how you doin? Hopfully your havin a great time. You know, like livin life to the fullest. Amiright?? Anyway get back at this lil guy if you feel like shooting the talky talky. Amirighr or amirigjt baby!! ?? Well totes magotes baby chilli flake. Sizzlin spitter and sputter and spicy and spatter. Anyways baby. Totes magotes messege baby chilli flake..Lates magnates

(fr tho the way I flirt is by sending memes (this is a meme) and by flirt I actually mean making friends. Wth is flirting 😂)

This is rlly funny hshsh

[diary-of-an-addict]

Who Am I?

My name is Dana and I am a coda-pendant recovering addict who struggles with bipolar disorder. I am an alanon, and adult child of an alcoholic. I am a sister, a daughter, a mother, and a wife. An employee, a friend, and a College. I am a face in a crowded room, a neighbour, and a personality behind a screen.

My story isn’t much different from many but it is mine all the less. Childhood trauma turned more adult trauma. Abandonment issues mixed with emotional damage that reeks havoc over my now “ functioning adult life”

As a child I self medicated through hair dye, shop lifting, and playing friend group roulette. Anything to distract me from the deep hatred of myself that I never quite understood. As time went on I found that substances numbed the pain and blurred the lines between myself and the person I pretended to be until eventually even while sober I couldn’t tell the difference.

After years of physical addiction and a multitude of what seemed like self inflicted trauma. I stand here now a “functional” adult with out the slightest idea which way is up. I have a career a husband a family the car the house but I still feel so empty.

Maybe this is my untimely inner demon trying to push me to self destruct. But how do I honestly move forward and find happiness if all the things and in the world can’t provide the slightest sense of joy. I’ve made it havnt I the finish line is behind me isn’t it? So why do I feel so stuck like a hamster running on a wheel that inevitably goes nowhere.

I keep this account to document these downs and it seems I come here and write it down with the hope releasing these thought will help yet they never seem to clear.

I’m standing in the edge of a cliff my brain telling me not to step off yet I have this over whelming urge to jump. I don’t want to die but the unknown just seems so appealing.

It’s funny I’ve always been so terrified of change and the u known yet that’s the thing I feel pulled to. The urge to run start over somewhere I don’t know with people who don’t know me. A blank slate free of the responsibility the stress and hopfully this feeling of inevitable repetitive impending doom.

I found happiness once but I can’t seem to find the energy or willingness to find it again.

#lost #who am i #broke

[just-mebs]

It's funny bc I actually have something to hopfully post today lmao

#hopfully bc idk if im gonna be alive after this class #mine.mebs

[idkwhatimdoing-27]

why would i spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on surgeries and hormones and other stuff to help with my dysphoria when for just $160 (plus tax ans shipping) i can get a pair of custom made high quality vampire fangs

#i have done a lot of research on like fancy custom vampire fangs #and on average they are like 160 bucks #which is not bad tbh #my mom said its worth spending if it helps with my dysphoria which is very nice and supportive #but also probably the most expensive thing that would help with that so #(i don't really want hrt cuz i have no problems with the current state of the things it changes #and surgery is too permanent for my ever changing gender ) #anyway i really love vampires and i want the vampire fangs #please i hope this is relatable #i mean the tags probably not but the post itself hopfully #anyway please rb this with your random specific non human quality that you want very badly for gemder reasons #or just agree with my fangs thing #also hope this was informative to anywho wants fangs they are typically 160 dollar #also you don't have to rb this i just hope this is informative and relatable and funny

[scarfcoded]

My followers when I finally start to have some form of a tag system: about time ya unorganized bitch

#im kidding ofc #i think its slighty funny #hopfully yall have been liking it? i mean most wont care I dont think but #shitpost

[estrangedandwayward]

1, 8 and 13 for the obscure asks game :3

1) what's your favorite way to dress?

All black, something spikey, jacket, jeans or cargo pants, boots, fishnet sleeves for added spice. Something like this

8) what color goes best with your personality?

I'd say like a dark midnight purple or something.

13) AU or story you came up with?

I've got this concept where the whole story is told through one character giving a stand up comedy routine. Like they tell a bunch of stories about their life and their partner and shit in a comedic tone. And the other person is in the audience just blushing and laughing.

#ive exposed myself as a goth #i wear spiked collars with basically everything #but the stand up idea is one that ive had for a while #i started writing one about theon and robb #with basically just theon affectionately roasting robb for five pages #its fun to write but its a little diffecult because it requires me to be funny #hopfully it will be out soon #i hope i explained that correctly #basically just if theon were a stand up comedian #asks #send me asks

[lil-problem]

Alex: Henry and I don't have pet names for each other.

Nora: Ok. I believe u.

Nora: hey, really quick, what do you call the opposite of an adult man?

Alex: baby girl ?

Henry, popping his head in: yes ?

Nora: never lie to my face again.

#red white and royal blue #rwrb #prince henry fox mountchristen windsor #prince henry rwrb #alex calls henry babygirl #prince henry of wales #henry x alex #gay #nora rwrb #alex claremont diaz #alex rwrb #alex x henry #funny #hopfully funny #i hope nobody has done this yet #henry is literally babygirl

[vintagelacerosette]

Joy List

Thank you kindly for the tag @milkimick 💕

Engaging with others more on here. Been here since 2012 & I didn't really engage on the social part of the site till now cuz I was shy but ppl here are just so creative & funny

Getting inspiration to write fanfics for especially for rn gallavich. I always wished I could write fanfic & with the many plot bunnies I have, I hopfully that I may post one someday

@breedxblemickey & @xninetiestrendx prompts with the trope mash up you guys are really give me that inspiration ich to write ❤

That I'm writing more of those essay long ass comments on fanfics. I just love when I get responses back & that my words give back happiness to these talented writers

Got my nails done professionally with my bestie since lockdown & now my nails are sparkly & rainbow 🌈

I got to hang out with my big sister, just the two of us in her car singing & eating maccas

The jacaranda trees are all bloomed in sydney & when I take my commute to work on the train the view has beautiful bursts of purple scattered throughout

Tagging if you guys wanna play 😊

@gardenerian @annatrow @xninetiestrendx @look-i-love-u @goodkwuestion @ianandmickeygallavich @littlespooneven

@imikhailo @artofobsession @darthvaders-wife @captainjowl @wildxwired

#tag game

[the-east-art]

Christmas movies I (try) watch every year

This list is much longer than it should be

The Year Without A Santa Claus - old stop motion. Santa one year decides he’s tired and that no one really cares about Christmas and is gonna take a break. Mrs. Claus and a couple elves try to find proof people care about Santa. Has Heat Miser and Snow Miser aka the best characters ever. ‘Take my Thocks off?????’

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - old stop motion. Santa origin story where he was once young and also hot and overthrew a dictator. Put one foot in front of the other. Building toys was a family profession.

‘Twas The Night Before Christmas - old animation, barely counts as a movie, it’s like half an hour long. A mouse writes a mean letter to Santa so Santa decides not to visit that town. The towns folk try to appeal to Santa before Christmas so he’ll come. Short with some of favorite christmas songs in it.

It Happened on Fifth Avenue - old timey black and white. a homeless man every winter breaks into a rich mans house to live in while the rich man goes south to his winter home. The homeless man ends up taking in some other homeless folks to secretly live in the house with him. Deals with poverty, men back from war who can’t get jobs or houses, and the daughter of the rich man who is trying to make a living on her own.

Miracle on 34th street - specifically the original black and white version. a man claiming to be Santa Clause helps out to fill a mall Santa gig at Macy’s. A young girl was brought up by her single mother to not believe in fairy tales but starts to believe Santa might be real. After some complications this movie turns into a court drama where they have to prove that Santa Clause is a real person basically. It is fantastic and funny and touching.

It’s a Wonderful Life - old timey black and white. Takes you through the life of a simple man as he learns and grows. After an awful day he wishes he had never been born, and an angel comes to show him what the world would look like without him. Much better than any tv knock off every shows. A touching story about the interconnected and interwoven nature of people.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas - the Jim Carey version. It’s the only Christmas movie my dad genuinely seems to tolerate. The story of a man who hates Christmas but learns the true meaning of Christmas. Jim Carey plays character roles wonderfully and this is no exception.

Christmas With The Kranks - this movie sucks and I like it anyway. After their daughter leaves for the peace corps a husband and wife decide to skip Christmas. The bull headed husband decides this means they won’t even do a tree or put up lights or accept gifts. This results in a battle with their neighborhood. It’s silly but I enjoy it.

Klaus - a new addition. 2D animation. Jesper is sent to a remote village up north to try and start a mailing service there. The city is full of mean spirited people at war with one another. He has to find a way to get them to start sending letters if he ever can hope to go home. A heartwarming story that made me cry the first time I watched with simply jaw dropping visuals.

M*A*S*H* - I don’t know the specific number, but there is this one episode where the doctors try to keep a dying man alive until after midnight, so that they won’t have to tell his family that he died on Christmas and ruin the day for his family forever. It is sobering and touching every year along with the other plots that on along side it.

The Santa Claus - a classic if there ever was one. A man finds Santa dead and, through a specific clause in a contract, becomes Santa Claus. You follow him through the year after he found Santa. He starts as a very pessimistic character and slowly transforms into someone who could truly be Santa. The relationship between Scott and his son is the crux of the movie and is very sweet.

The Bishops Wife - old timey black and white. And angel is sent down to a Bishop after he prays for guidance. The angel becomes the bishops assistant and tries to help him along with helping his wife who the bishop has largely ignored and discarded to the side. The angel slowly grows to love the wife which complicates his duty to help the bishop. Very complex interpersonal relationships and an idea between an angels duty and an angels heart.

Fred Claus - Santa’s older brother who became immortal when his brother was granted immortality, he harbors synacism towards his seemingly perfect brother. After getting into some money troubles he ends up working for his brother and hopfully moving to reconcile their differences. The ‘superman’ scene is one of my personal favorite scenes of all time, and I love the way it completely sheds new light on the villain. Cheesy, but what Christmas movie isn’t

Christmas Vacation - a bizarre movie about family and the pointless pursuit for perfection. Is more like several small,funny vignettes that are knitted to make a story. Another movie my dad will watch with the family.

#Christmas #Christmas movies #literally no one asked for this #ranking and bass #klaus

[lust-sinner]

19, 20 and 21 for the mun ask hopfully none of those were asked

Meme for roleplay muns

19. Who is an author that inspires you?

//Well I don't have a specific author. I have characters that really inspire the way I portray Asmodeus, there are many.

First: Neagan from the walking dead. Ozzie way of being a boss is heavily inspired in him, like, heavily. He takes good care of his own, especially if they make good profit but if you step out of line oh boy. And the charisma he have, the way he inpsire fear and at the same time make his followers love him. That is perfect.

Second: Hades from hercules, always cunning, funny and powerful.

Third: Xibalba from the Book of life. I really love how he uses bets and deals to get what he wants, with Ozzie I try not to use as much as cheating, but he'll do anything to get what he wants.

Take all that and put an ego as big as Asmodeus himself and throw a bit of flirt and that is my Ozzie.

20. Do you need music/noise to write or do you prefer silence?

//When I write replies I need complete silence, my attention is the same as a puppy dog. Something else is happening I need to focus on that so can't write a good reply. When I am doing anything else, or doing ooc stuff where I don't have to think about a story I need music, or something else to take my attention, or else I can't do anything. Need constant visual or sound stimuli.

21. What time of the day is your favorite to write?

//Nighttime usually is my favorite, mostly because I do a lot of things during the day, there is cooking, gym playing some video games. At night I've done everything so I can sit and write, but it's only because of time, the will to write comes and goes during the day.

#ooc #meme reply #ray the fanatic

[quirkysubject]

Requests Closed!

Wow, you guys you are so amazing! I’ve got nine prompts already and I’m panicking, like, how am I ever going to do them justice?

So, this is it. I’m going to draw lots to decide on the three I’m definitely going to write (It’s in the lap of the gods...) And then I’m hopfully going to write something :D

Oh god, I’m freaking out and I can’t even get drunk because I’ve got to go to work tomorrow... but I’ve asked for it, and I really want to see where this goes.

Thanks to everyone who sent me stuff! You guys are so funny and inventive (and horny...)

#quirky's prompt challenge

[karumashadowchicken]

Could you write about Bakugou sleeping in a onesie (does not matter what kind) and kirishima caching him? i think i would be funny. please and thank you.

Okay, here it goes,

Kirishima had been working out all day. He had been working out with Bakugou that morning, in Bakugous dorm. Kirishima continued his light run stopping every few minutes to talk to a fellow class mate or friend. He ended up stopping by a bench and sitting down. He watched the sun start to set, and how beautiful it looked. “I should get a picture of this and send it to bakugou-Bro!” He said quietly to himself. Reaching into his pocket, he looked for his phone. But, it wasen’t there. Huh? He started to panic a little, hopfully he haden’t lost in on his run. It was getting late so he tried to look back to the last time he had it. Oh right! He had had it that morning while working out with Bakugou! Denki had asked him for answers to their homework through a messager. Sighing he started lightly running back to the dorms. It was around 10:50, and he knew Bakugou would be sleeping. He thought about just waiting until tommorw, but desided that if something were to happen, he might need his phone. Being a hero in training is dangerous in all. Arriving at the dorms he greeted Sero, and Ashido who were just entering the dorms. Having a small chat with them, then heading for Bakugou’s dorm. He could only hope that Bakugou woulden’t be to angry about the late night intrusion. Kirishima sighed, about to knock on Bakugous door, although he found it to be unlocked. Bakugou must have forgotten to lock it. That was pretty unlike him, but it’s not like anyone was going to mess with him in the first place. He notice the bathroom light on. He just closed the dorm behind him after steppping in. Bakugou was just in the washroom. perfect, he could get his phone and leave. Kirishima quickly searched for his phone, finding it on a small wooden table. “phew, I found it.” Kirishima took a sigh of releaf, before getting up and turning around for the dorms exit. Only to be staring at an angry Bakugou. “What the hell are you doing in here shitty hair?” Bakugou asked. He wasen’t that angry, he actually looked really tired. “Oh sorry baku-” Kirishima trailed off. “Hmmaappahaha” Kirishima tried not to laugh at Bakugou’s onesie. Bakugou was wearing a black onesie with a red x across it, just like his hero costume. It also had little green granade images on the arms. It looked like Bakugou’s own hero merch. It was kinda cute actually. “Manly onesie, Baku- Bro!” Kirishima smiled widling still giggleing a bit. “Shut up!” Bakugou said, blushing slightly. “ Get out.” Bakugou said with a red tint to his face. Kirishima laughed lightly, “Okay, Baku-bro. Night.” Bakugou looked away following him to the door. He quietly said night back. Before Kirishima could leave though, “Hey Kirishima” he said calmy. Kirishima turned, “Yeah Baku-bro?” he asked raising a brow. “Tell anybody and your ass is grass.” Kirishima agreed walking back to his dorm, gigleing to himself slightly.

I hoped that you liked this. I’m not sure if this is what you wanted, but I hope it was and that you liked it! Thanks for reading, and I hope you suggest more!

#Bakugou #katsuki #bakugou katsuki #kirishima eijirou #Kirishima #Elijirou #bnha #mha #suggestion