#im kidding ofc

[basofy]

brad armstrong has 27 boyfriends

#lisa rpg #yes even the ones that hate him #enemies 2 lovers #im kidding ofc #edit: had to edit it to 27 cuz i literally forgot mad dog #who even thinks about mad dog #lisa ramblings

[spitblaze]

hejfhdhgf So I was scrolling tumblr and I got a glitch where like specifically your icon was bouncing up and down and like OMG no icon more delightful for that to happen with, like Natu is out here Magic Bouncing. I'm so sad it stopped before I could figure out how to screen record it

i taught that to natu on accident and had him forget bc it messed up his movelist, srry :/

#spitblaze says things #im kidding ofc #its moveset is psychic/heat wave/roost/u-turn #kidding again. its just a png #thats adorable tho...........

[corvidsofthedeep]

We thought your thing said "No Ravers Allowed" and we got stupendously sad but thankfully we took a closer look.

Haha. I'm not saying no to ravers, but... maybe keep the noise down?

#Im kidding ofc #but that's silly anon #not a crow #asks & answers #ravens

[sillverstreets]

What was her giggle like

YKWHO

voldemort? oh her giggle is evilish and would be something like if himesh Reshammiya giggled while singing (yk cuz he doesn't have a nose)

#im kidding ofc #lmao it was so cute like if spring was turned into a sound? #it'd be that

[snailpool]

i think a kiss on the snoot would have cured darkstalker actually

#wings of fire #wof #im kidding ofc #but like maybe he just needed a hug #idk bro #dragon brain rot

[hearts401]

i hate ballpit aus bc everytime it starts with gregory hearing evan crying and that makes me sad

#im kidding ofc #but like #me when my favs experience sadness #hes not allowed to cry #be happy #its glad

[latibvles]

Hey lovely :) Kiss game, please! 11 for Dais×Ron ~~~ Thank you!!

11 — "I ALMOST LOST YOU" KISS / send a kiss from this list.

He was a man of composure, rarely ever letting his mask slip. It was something he prided himself on, even if he didn’t brag about it often.

However, anyone who knew Ronald Speirs well knew there was one woman who could make him toss any and all ounces of common sense to the wind, much to her own bewilderment. In essence — while she seemed to get people out of trouble, he would get himself in trouble for her.

In the haze of battle, guns still smoking, he storms through the men, searching for his lover with an unreadable expression. Or rather, unreadable to anyone who wasn’t aware of his relationship with the combat nurse. His eyes are searching, lingering on the women with white armbands who’ve been traveling with the group since Holland. A sinking feeling begins to take place in the pit of his stomach, at the thought of her being wounded, or worse.

She’d been with Liebgott and second platoon. They’d been pinned down by a sniper. Knowing her, if anyone was wounded she’d dive right in to save them. And knowing snipers, they’d shoot first and ask questions later. His steps become more rapid as he makes his way towards second. The thought of Daisy dead on the ground is enough to dial his senses from eleven to twelve.

There, sat on the floor, is Daisy. Her helmet has a dent in it and there seems to be some scratches on her face. But she’s alive. Liebgott pulls her to her feet as Ron approaches. She looks at him, opens her mouth to speak; but Ron doesn’t let her get the words out.

He grabs her by her face, slotting his mouth against hers in a desperate way. She returns his fervor, melting into him as her hands wrap around his wrists loosely. For a few seconds, he continues to kiss her, pulling her impossibly closer before eventually they have to separate for air. Her face is flushed, but she smiles at him and bumps their noses once.

“Hello to you too, Sparky.” she murmurs. He looks down at her now-reddened lips, then back into her eyes.

“Thought I lost you.” is his simple response. She giggles, and it’s the most beautiful thing Ron’s ever heard in his life.

“Nope. Still here.”

#imagine I just post their actual canon first kiss scene and dont tell anyone #im kidding ofc #but that'd be funny #anyways Ron is nothing if not a worrier when it comes to his future wife #poet’s mail box #ronald speirs #ronald speirs x oc #ron x daisy #band of brothers #poet’s secret friends

[avid-idiot]

"Do you send?" I send malevolent spirits your way

#im kidding ofc #but the next guy to ask will surely receive a strange package on their doorstep #except its one of those jack-in-a-box things that punch you in the face upon opening #—nessa rambles💬

[mssassy325]

Once you ignore the canon and all the pain, loss, torture, gaslighting, miscommunication, angst, Griffguts is the best ship out there☺️✌🏿🌟

#im kidding ofc #thats what give it its flavor! #berserk #griffguts

[impandgnomes]

High-key want to ask this candy company what their stance on toddler murder is

#south park #tweek tweak #sp tweek #im kidding ofc

[permanentreverie]

Hi lindsay darling! Just wanted to drop by and say that I hope you have a beautiful May with lots of love and laughter 💕✨️

🥺 thank you beautiful mutual in my phone <3 i hope this month brings you blessings and joy tenfold!!!

#i just got my period today so you know what all my depression was? never that serious #IM KIDDING OFC #but i got a call today to schedule an interview next week so! i am feeling a bit better #answered asks #bryn tag

[nova-rpv]

death leech shadoo.....

design by @galaxylover06

#SPREADING THE DEATH LEECH SHADOW AGENDA 🙏🙏🙏 #look at himm hes so #im not doing him any justice w these ugly ass doodles #im gonna paint him better another time i promiisseee #who am i kidding ofc im gonna do it ill draw him until i die #robby youre a genius i love ur boy #sth #sonic fanart #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #maria robotnik #gerald robotnik #FIRST GERALD DOODLE ON THIS BLOG LETS GOO #nov.aart #nov.oodles

[ghostlystrangers]

actually me playing the uncool games as a kid makes me cooler than you now sooooo jot that down

#im kidding ofc #talking

[999intestines]

This place is like my second diary for thoughts cause i hate keeping a actually written log cause that way internet strangers can't stalk my sweet little thoughts and possibly form a obscure parasocial relationships with me (a silly billy being cuteand funny and silly)🥺🥺🥺🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

#im kidding ofc #but i wouldnt mind random dms #from like #actual people uknow

[8aji]

do chifuyu month in april for my bday

Im gonna block u the first of april as soon as the clock strikes midnight 🥰🥰

#one (1) new message 💌 #always yours; mosviqu. #im kidding ofc #but if u insist enough i WILL write a spiderman chifuyu longshot <3 #loves of my life <3

[999999999inadream]

toby fox needs to add like a bit of narration in deltarune abt kris like "they themmed they/themily down the stheirs" cus i cant go on seeing them constantly get he/himmed in yt comment sections

#this is my punishment for actually looking at yt comments isnt it #deltarune #kris dreemurr #maybe im looking too much into things but... #it also feels sorta. misogynistic when ppl default to he/him for androgynous/non binary characters #like ive seen multiple ppl use “well its understandable that ppl assume kris is a he when they have such masculine behaviours/hobbies” #the masculine behaviours and hobbies in question are being a prankster #i shit you not #like they called pranking... masc?? huh #can girls and others not get their silly on anymore?? #also like i said before with the exception of like frisk and chara like almost every nb character is masculinised #like napstablook monster kid #god there has to be more but my memory is shit atm and i also have to go eat dinner #but i wanna talk more abt like why it feels so misogynistic to me #i thinnk it has to do with the fact that defaulting to he/him just makes women feel like an afterthought. ig like unless its confirmed then #they must be a guy to be relevant or smth #and also like how much they gender entirely non gender specific things (see: pranking) #ofc it wouldnt be BETTER per se if they imagined these characters as girls but its smth ive noticed and i just get frustrated cus #it feels sexist but i cant FULLY articulate why #i feel like i had the answer a lil while ago but i forgot #i might come back to this who knows #wow ok rant over #for now