#homestuck pb&j

[faygos]

did i say bedtime? i meant pbj(?) time

#gamtav #homestuck pb&j #gamzee makara #tavros nitram #tavros is perplexed by this seating arrangment #forgot 2 color in the back of tavross wheelchair oops he is floating #edit fixed it #wait i forgot the front wheels #cant win here

[sickfires]

some classic pb&j for @adios-tor3ador!

#thanks for commissionin me abyss! #gamtav #gamzee makara #tavros nitram #homestuck #pbj #pb&j #commissions #darts

[grapefaygodude69]

GAMZEE:.. yO bRotHer?

TAVROS: ,, ?

GAMZEE: DoNtChU eVeR wOnDeR hOw YoUr BoDy... IsN't.. JuSt YoUr MoThErFuCkInG bOdY bUt HaS sHiT iNsIdE iT. i MeAn.. LiKe... WhEn YoU tOuCh It FeElS wEiRd To SeE iT mOvE oN iT's OwN, rIgHt? It WeIrDs Me OuT.. iT's AlSo KiNdA cOoL hOw It WoRkS oN iT's MoThErFuCkInG oWn ToO... lIkE aUtOpIlOt .. BuT nOt.. CuZ yOu'Re NoT a RoBo- MoThErFuCkEr ... ItS pArT oF tHe MiRaClEs Of LiFe..

TAVROS: uHh,, rIGHT,,,?

day 117

#homestuck #gamzee makara #tavros nitram #pb&j #art #homestuck fandom #gamtav #gamzee #tavros #daily gamzee #daily post #digital art #animated gif #homestuck gamzee #homestuck tavros #hs tavros #tavros fanart #fanart #gamzee fanart

[bunnytriestoanimateyt]

Fuzzy thoughts

LYRICS: Jack Stauber - Oh Klahoma

#homestuck #art #digital art #fanart #digitalart #gamzee #tavros #gamtav #gamzee makara #tavros nitram #homestuck fanart #pbnj #pb&j #he's not okay don't trust me

[theprofpenguin]

Just a sketch for today’s @413countdown but these two were my first love and probably even my first “ship” in any series I read in the last 10+ years

Gamtav is deeply sweet to me 🧡💜🧡💜

#pb n j #homestuck413 #Homestuck #gamzee makara #Gamzee #tavros nitram #tavros #tavros x gamzee #gamzee x tavros #gamtav #fanart #homestuck fanart #413countdown #413 #professor draws

[snowzire]

happy valentines day!!!!!!!!! }:o)

#homestuck #homestuck art #homestuck fanart #hs troll #hs #hs trolls #hs fanart #homestuck troll #homestuck trolls #homestuck tavros #tavros #tavros nitram #homestuck tavros nitram #homestuck gamzee #gamzee #gamzee makara #homestuck gamzee makara #gamtav #gamzee x tavros #pb&j #is pb&j for this #i will take my chances #they make eachother laugh #OMG I LOVE THEM SORRY

[screpdoodle]

I am extremely normal about them-

It's been a while since I've drawn my main Homestuck ship, but I felt it was about time to draw some good ol' PB&J

The lineart turned out a little thicker than I wanted, but for what basically amounts to a (relatively) quick doodle, I'd say it's not too bad :3

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #HOM3STUCK #gamzee #gamzee makara #gamzee fanart #tavros fanart #tavros #tavros nitram #gamtav #gamzee ❤️ tavros #PB&J #peanut butter and jelly #matespritship #matesprit #ship #ship art

[miindhonii]

pb&j doodle page

#gamtav #gamzee x tavros #gamzee makara #tavros nitram #pb&j #sketch page #homestuck #hom3stuck #i just think they’re neat #i also never draw gamzee with his face paint on whoops

[dungeondaddyjackathan]

}:) my VA crew and I are going to be reading through and dubbing over Act 1 of homestuck for our workshops and I’m very excited

#oops i did it again #gamtav #pb&j #Gamzee #gamzee makara #gamzee x Tavros #tavros nitram #Tavros #homestuck #homestuck art #art #fan art #commission open #portfolio

[madam-melon-meow]

The Good, The Bad, and The Alternative; a homestuck fanfic. Chapter 28, an excerpt.

Sollux reached under the table and pulled out the mic he brought for announcements, and the backup mic in case the first one ran out of battery. He set them on the table in front of his laptop. "You guys wanna do this now?" He asked.

Gamzee reached for the mic, chuckling. "For sure, my brother."

"Hold up." Dave raised his hands. "How do I know you're not about to fucking cheat again with all your extra shapeshifting bullshit?"

"Aww, c'mon my ninja, you're not still all broke the fuck up over that shit, are you?" Gamzee said smugly. "I'm just using the gifts God done gave me."

"Fuck you, man, it's a rap battle, not a whole goddamn cinematic instrumental and Foley orchestra- just cause you can make a airhorn sound out of your ass after rhyming 'cool' with 'tool' doesn't make that shit a good bar. Fucking disrespectful to the art form." Dave crossed his arms, a stank expression on his face.

"Ease up, big D, shit's no different than dropping the mic- it's about the motherfucking performance- getting the fucking crowd going." Gamzee didn't seem to have a clue how invested his opponent was in this argument.

"Alright, alright, how 'bout I start making it rain Jacksons into the audience, would that be cool? Just the performance, big G. Just flexing the fortune I've been given." Dave kissed his fingers and pointed up.

"Shit, dog, that kinda sounds like motherfucking bribery, that money ain't part of you." Gamzee pursed his lips and shook his head.

"Would, uhm. We? Be the audience?" Tavros asked quietly. "Cause, uh, I think that might be fair play. If so."

Gamzee turned around, utter betrayal across his face.

"T, you're gonna motherfucking backstab me?" Gamzee asked.

"Sorry, Uh. I was just thinking, like- booster packs aren't free." Tavros admitted shamelessly.

"Hey wait a second-" Now John spoke up. "If the people here- your friends- are going to be the audience, wouldn't pretty much all of them favor Gamzee anyway?"

"Yeah wait a fucking second- are you trying to fucking play me?" Dave asked Gamzee, gesturing towards the mics.

"Holy fucking shit- I'm not gonna sit here all night while you four bitch about your rules." Sollux snapped. He pointed at John and Tavros. "You two- you'll be the ones in the battle. The better rapper will be the better teacher- so start training them- you've got 20. Nobody will favor either of them cause pretty much nobody knows either of them." He said with absolute authority.

"What?" John yelped.

"Uh, I agree with John. What?" Tavros's wings buzzed anxiously.

Dave and Gamzee looked at each other, competition burning in their eyes.

"My boy John can douse yours on any day of the fucking week." Dave said.

"Haha you don't even know what kinda shit they got going on in the Fae, gonna turn this motherfucking dance floor into a gallows." Gamzee said. "C'mon, T."

Gamzee grabbed Tavros's arm and dragged him off. Dave did likewise with John.

Ready to experience the rap battle of your dreams? Read on here to see what our heroes of breath have to say!

#dave strider #john egbert #pepsicola #johndave #tavros nitram #gamzee makara #pb&j #gamtav #homestuck #hom3stuck #the good the bad and the alternative

[satiricalgaming]

Looking for someone who is 18+ to roleplay GamTav or CroKri with!

I'd prefer to roleplay as Gamzee in the GamKar, but I'm also willing to do Tavros. And in CroKri, I typically like just playing Cronus! I like both ships in all kinds of AU settings, like a trolls on Earth sort of deal or even an Earth C AU.

This'll be a romance/smut(and angsty) roleplay so I need a partner who is alright with nsfw stuff, and someone who is willing to do third person/past tense lit roleplays!

IM me here on Tumblr if you're interested, and then after some OOC discussion we can move to discord!

#homestuck #gamzee makara #homestuck roleplay #tavros nitram #gamtav #pb&j #kankri vantas #crokri #cronus ampora

[horns-like-candycorn]

i am in love with my friends and their oc's

here's god tiers of the four main as of now members of honk squad

more posts incoming.

all credit for art to blobulord

#homestuck #homestuck fan troll #homestuck oc #oc #fan trolls #fantroll #trollsona #art #art collab #fan comic #fan troll #peanut butter jelly time #pb&j comic #pbjt #original character #original art

[kyzellar]

Chapter 3 of "Groom me" is up <

please be mindful of the tags and warnings, as this fanfic does contain a lot of triggering topics.

Don't read if it's upsetting to you

tw for: student x teacher, underage, incest (mentioned)

#proship #proship safe #profic #homestuck proship #fanfiction #ao3 #gamtav #makaracest #gamzee x tavros #gamzee x kurloz #pb&j #proship community #pro fiction #anti harassment #tw age difference #tw incest

[grapefaygodude69]

Is Tavros your Matesprit?

TC: MhM ;o)

day 133

#homestuck #gamzee makara #art #gamzee #homestuck gamzee #gamzee fanart #daily gamzee #daily post #ask response #anon ask #tavros nitram #gamtav #gamtav is real???!?? #pb&j

[bunnytriestoanimateyt]

Gctavrosprite and Gamzee IN LOVE + Process video!

#homestuck #art #digital art #fanart #gamzee #gamzee makara #tavros #tavros nitram #gctavrosprite #gamtav #illustration #pb&j #pbnj

[thewebcomicsreview]

Oh wow, Prequel AND Homestuck updated this week? What year is it?

Dehydrated, grieving, and coming off of a particularly nasty sugar high

Sugar high, huh? One of my little theories is that Jane has the lollipop Juju still. Is that a theory? Maybe it was confirmed at some point and is just a thing that happened? I dunno, man, this comic's so long.

JANE: Sigh. JANE: Jake, do you remember when I went to the moon?

Jane's been to like several moons at this point but wait is this in reference to the snapchat epilogues, where Jane was kidnapped by carapcians? Those are actually officially not canon and no longer available, which I supposed makes them appropriate to mention in a story about the nebulous nature of "canon" to stories. Or maybe she's talking about something else.

JAKE: Uuuuuuuuuuuuh. JANE: No? It was a huge deal. JAKE: Was this around the time all those carapacians took a big chunk out of it?

Oh my god, it is referencing the Snapchat epilogues. They ended in a cliffhanger and got deleted, but Jane got kidnapped by someone and sent to the moon, where she met Jack Noir (the one who became Beq Noir) and the Felt who were there for some reason and then the Snapchat comics abruptly stopped and were decanonized so it was never explained.

JANE: Just what did *you* do, besides whimper like a kicked dog, as they took our boy away!? JANE: "TAVVY!" JANE: You can fly, you idiot! JANE: You're such a harmless, dunderheaded fucking nonentity that those seditious connivers would have *let* you tail them! DIRK: (Ouch.) JANE: Everything he has, *I've* provided. JANE: Everything he is, *I've* nurtured! JAKE: (Criminy, bro, she has a death laser.) JAKE: (Like goldfinger.) JANE: Remember how I willed him out of my body, 3 months premature, because I was so excited to see him?

This is Homestuck, so the line about how Jane forced Tavvy to be born early is either a what the fuck random joke like the guy who confessed to Jade he microwaved a hamster, or crucial important foreshadowing that'll pay off in 600 pages. Quite possibly both.

JANE: Across all the iterations of yourself, do you think your children ever felt even a MODICUM of that? JANE: Jade? Terrifying, JANE: I hate even thinking about it. JANE: And I don't doubt for a second that there were more. JANE: How do you imagine they turned out?

Speaking of referencing Other Media, this is an unintentional reference to Grandpa Harley's secret kids from Hiveswap, in particular Joey, who seemed to really hate him and have good reason for doing so. Lot of Expanded Universe references suddenly. It might be that this particular writer has a thing for references, but it might also be setting something up. And earlier update also referenced Pesterquest.

Also, engaging with the text on a non-meta level, yeah, Jake English is top ten worst parents in Homestuck, though he's still beating Jane herself.

Messy Jerry Springer melodrama?! In Candy?! Unprecedented.

JAKE: Gamzee. JAKE: Via some vile cosmic caper or another it is *always* gamzee! JAKE: He found out! JAKE: Started rambling on and on about "how motherfuckin' malicious" it was to see "A dIfFeReNtLy AbLeD bRoThEr MiSsIn' OuT oN tHe NiRvAnA oF tHaT nUtTy MoThErFuCkIn' NeCtAr." DIRK: (Why are you doing the voice?) JAKE: "ThErE's WhOlEsOmE, hOlIsTiC hEaLiNg PrOpErTiEs AlL uP aNd StUfFeD iNtO tHe HaRmOnIoUs UnIoN oF pB aNd J." DIRK: (You don't need to do the voice.) JAKE: "WhAt EvEn Is ThIs SuLtRy BiTcH oF a LiFe WiThOuT a LiTtLe PeAnUt BuTtEr JeLlY tImE?" DIRK: (It'd be so sick if you stopped doing the voice.)

Homestuck characters impersonating each other is always a solid gag.

JAKE: After that, the insane clown started stowing peanuts around the mansion, tricking little tavvy into eating them! JAKE: Poor squirt was thrashing throat-first into anaphylactic shock bi-weekly. JAKE: I epipenned him so many times, i learned needlekind! JAKE: Worried myself as sick as our boy was, just wishing that nutty nightmare would nix. JAKE: Then, wham. JAKE: It did! JAKE: Thank god! JANE: I- JANE: I had no idea. JAKE: Of course you didnt! JAKE: You werent there! JAKE: You might have expelled him into existence with your easy-bake tuna canoe. JAKE: But i kept him alive!

I'm not sure if that's how peanut allergies work, but "easy-bake tuna canoe" sure is a line.

JANE: I didn't even fucking breast feed him! DIRK: (Which is fucking crazy, all things considered.) JANE: I don't... even know what his first word was. JAKE: It was "honk." JANE: Jesus Christ.

This is such a fucking weird family. Also, a very odd attempt at a Jane...redemption arc? I guess it's important to make her more than a Trump analogue, even if there's a worryingly high chance of that reference becoming relevant again soon.

JANE: The rest of you couldn't be trusted! JANE: None of you even bothered to graduate high school! JANE: While you were all being shut-ins, and self-destructing, and fucking... cavorting!!! I was making public appearances. JANE: Somebody had to represent us, so people wouldn't assume the worst! JANE: They waited 5000 years for us, and for what? To see there was no plan, no reason, that none of their gods were really on their side. JANE: I had to become an adult before ANY of you decided to catch up.

I feel like this motivation doesn't really explain the Troll racism. I was kind of hoping that Jane, like Rose, didn't think of Earth C as "real" and was basically just larping as a dictator in their little game, and that's why she helped raise Yiffy. It seems like we're going in the opposite direction? Jane wanted to live up to the status of a God? You can kind of tell this wasn't the original plan for her.

JANE: I even forgave you for Dirk. JAKE: Forgave me for... for being with him? JANE: What? JANE: No, I was always an ally first when it came to that. JANE: What's a... a dalliance between bros, really? DIRK: (Word.)

Everyone in this comic is some kind of lunatic.

JANE: Dirk just never *got* you. JANE: He thought he could figure you out, make all the right moves, and you'd be happy. JANE: But people have to want themselves to be happy. JANE: And the only thing you've ever consistently wanted was to be absolved. JANE: I understand that now. JAKE: ... And? JANE: And I accept you, Jake! JANE: That's why I have confidence our union will endure forever. JANE: You release me of all my doubts. And I can't be disappointed by you. JAKE: Huh...

Jane's....maybe not wrong in her reading of Jake, here. His whole shtick is wanting to be a cool action hero, or at least a respectable dude, and not being able to do so. But Jane's wrong that he can't disappoint her.

JAKE: Do you still need that water tested? JANE: Haha, no. JANE: I drank it all in my hysterics without even noticing. JAKE: And youre okay? JANE: Completely fine! It really was just... water.

This is pretty clearly Thematique™. None of the threats Jane is worried about are ultimately real.

JAKE: Her guard is down... DIRK: And you have a gun. JAKE: I have TWO guns.

I do love, though, that we immediately transition from Jane going "I will love and forgive Jake forever, for I have nothing to truly fear" directly into Jake going "I should shoot my wife".

DIRK: He's gone, dude.

Oh, this is a great reveal. Brain Ghost dirk lowers his glasses so we can see he has Jake-Green eyes, confirming to Jake (and the audience) that this Dirk is a figment of Jake's imagination, and not "connected" to Ultimate Dirk in any way. That's just such a cool way of conveying that information.

DIRK: It'd be the only reasonable excuse you'd have for nipping this uncomfortable epiphany in the bud so you could slink back to following orders from Dirk. JAKE: ... JAKE: Gods hooks, i backflipped right into my old ways! DIRK: Don't beat yourself up about it. It's a running theme with literally everybody we know. DIRK: You all get caught up in these feeling jams, hugging it out in self-realizational bliss. DIRK: Then, bam. DIRK: Premature ejaculation. DIRK: That passionate growth grind ends before it builds to anything actually satisfying.

And Brain Ghost Dirk telling Jake the real hard truth that he needs to stop listening to Dirk and looking for someone to tell him what to do.

DIRK: You're fully dressed Jake now. DIRK: Sitting on the sticky floor of a custodial closet, hidden away from anything certain and good in this world. DIRK: Alone. JAKE: This is scary! I dont like this. DIRK: Fuck yeah it is. This is sweaty, achey, burning transformation, brother. JAKE: I want to go back! I want to be the other guy again. DIRK: You can't be the other guy anymore, Jake. DIRK: We're sending him upstate to live on a beautiful farm, where they're gonna immediately drag him out back and put him out of his fucking misery. DIRK: Remember when you told Egbert you wanted someone to hold you accountable? JAKE: No. DIRK: Well. JAKE: Nooooooo. DIRK: "Here's Johnny!" JAKE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! JAKE: Oh...

This is very Disco Elysium

JAKE: Cripes, if there really is no magical component to all of this, JAKE: if youre really gone, JAKE: then i am simply a forty year old man... being led by the nose... by an imaginary friend. JAKE: That is not cute. DIRK: It's kind of cute. JAKE: No! JAKE: Its mental illness! DIRK: It can be both.

It's also Homestuck

JAKE: Everyone is waiting around for this better version of me to pop up, but thats never going to happen. JAKE: Because if it did, it wouldn't be me anymore. DIRK: So, are you trapped being Mr. Pissy Pantyloos Loser Man no matter what? JAKE: Sort of.

Jake is defined by being a loser. What happens if he grows? He becomes someone else, same as happens to us all when we change.

JAKE: I never really understood all that much of the "doomed timeline" hoopla you cerebral types tend to gab on about. JAKE: But... its nice to think that there might be countless janes somewhere out there who never stopped being happy. JAKE: Baking, getting up to all manner of lighthearted mischiefs... true blue all around. JAKE: When i think of her, thats whats real to me. JAKE: What she is now, what these rotten unenviable circumstances have made of her, its all just... DIRK: Happenstance. JAKE: Is that stupid? DIRK: Probably, but you're a god of Hope.

Aw, I like that take.

JAKE: If i can believe in those janes, JAKE: i think i can let this one go. DIRK: Extravagant hoops to stumble through just to keep believing, man. DIRK: It's sneaky. I like it.

Even if this is the most cynical take on a hope-based hero I've ever seen.

Oh hey, it's the kids! All together for the first time! I'm shocked this big meeting is happening silently like this while someone else conversation narrates over it.

Fun fact: At no point in the entirely of Homestuck do John, Jade, Rose, and Dave have a conversation with all four of them together.

I was wrong last time, this is the page leading into the promised big flash. There is no longer anything left in Meat or Candy do to but [S] Get to the Point.

#Homestuck