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The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.

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Thanks for 300 followers guys 🤯

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finch fancam❤

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Behold

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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What if animals other than lusus naturae and trolls had nothing like the hemospectrum going on. Did a regular ass fish bleed red?

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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

#rose lalonde

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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which is definitely not an omen

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the circus was in town that day 🤡

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sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

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1) "You're laughably helpless, prince. A lord shouldn't be this weak, you know!"

2) "Bring me Moat Cailin."

3) "You shouldn't lie to me, Reek."

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POV you’re 12 and looking up an art tutorial for the first time and are about to internalize some deeply flawed information about human anatomy 

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Every tech company is like, look at this amazing feature that's the future! Don't ask why we aren't including it in the business edition haha

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