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shoutokozume · 3 years

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Cupping thier faces

(Izuku, Shouto, Bakugo, Kirishima, Iida, & Denki.)

Warnings - Slightly nsfw in Denki's

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- Izuku Midoriya -

° No matter how long you two may have been together... He'll turn so pink that Barbie will be jealous.

° KISS HIS FRECKLES

° Midoriya will turn into putty if you press small butterfly kisses to his cheeks, not being able to hide his shy smile as you smother him in kisses.

° If he's smothered with kisses for a long enough time or praised for a bit, he'll grow the confidence to start pecking your lips softly.

° Won't admit it, but loves it when you squish his cheeks in your hands. He won't admit it because he'll die if you do this in public for everyone to see.

° When he first wakes up he's less shy since he is half out of it, so if you cup his face while he wakes up he'll smother himself in your palms.

° Is a bashful mess when you do any affection with him, but it doesn't mean he doesn't crave it or absolutely love it when you do this.

° When you first initiate the cupping, he'll look you in the eyes with surprise. Letting out an award laugh when he realizes what you're doing.

You were having dinner at Midoriya's house, his mother adored you enough to let you stay the night whenever you like. She trusted you both that you wouldn't do anything crazy, both of you far too innocent to do such acts.

Midoriya was reading his notes while lifting one of his weights, he looked so cute and serious when he focused. His dumpling face looking extra squishy whenever he clenched his jaw to focus on his important notes. He's been working at his notes for a few hours now, both of you finishing up homework that was due in a few days.

You didn't have much to do, almost always finishing your work in class rather than doing it at home where you could get distracted easily. Midoriya was one of the main distractions you faced when trying to work, everyone about him devouring your attention without having to ask.

"Why do you always have to be so cute? ~" You whined, throwing his notes away so you could sit in his lap.

Midoriya turned bright red when your hands gently cupped his face, your eyes sparkling with pure adoration as you sent him a warm smile. He stopped breathing for a few seconds, your affection making him forget how to live or act normally.

"Y-you're cuter." Midoriya countered, his stutter making you giggle into his chest as your finger gently squeezed his freckles dusted cheeks.

"Impossible." You whisper, watching as his forest green eyes followed your lips.

Squeezing them shut out of a flustered state, his heart thumping along with each kiss your sprinkled across his cheeks. He may look like he wanted it to stop, but he honestly wished he could stay there with you forever.

- Shouto Todoroki -

° Isn't exactly shy, but also isn't confident either. He's mostly just tense and surprised. But you're used to it since he's always like this with cuddles.

° *Confused Shouto noises*

° He'll understand what you're doing, he just doesn't know how to respond to it. So he'll most likely just sink his head onto your shoulder.

° The moment you think he's over it is when you'd hear him sigh in content and push into you further, he just takes time to get used to it.

° Blunt lil snowball, he'll tell you straight up about how fast his heart is going or if he notices any sigh of blush on your face. All with a blank voice.

° Whenever you cuddle him is when you'll see his small rare smiles the most, he'll try to hide them into your shoulder but you can still see them.

° Kiss or pamper his scar and you'll notice him tearing up, before you can even comfort him he's pulling you into a kiss full of emotions.

° Is the type to put his hands over yours when you hold his face, knowing you enjoy doing this act of affection. He secretly adores it too.

You were stopping by to see your boyfriend, noticing that he seemed rather tense at school earlier and you wanted to make sure he was alright. When you entered through the front door, you were startled by sounds of your boyfriend and his father arguing.

This has happened before in the past, so you simply walked towards Shouto's room and waited for him to come storming through. Seconds after you sat down on his bed, the bedroom door slammed shut as Shouto stood there huffing out fumes of pure rage.

Shouto's eyes immediately softened when they landed on you, he needed your company so badly it was if you read his mind. You watched as his strong and tall posture slowly crumbled u til he was putty in your arms. His hot breath fanning against your neck as he began to calm down.

"It's alright Sho... I'm here." You whispered, gently cupping his face so he'd look at you.

Your thumb brushed over his scar multiple times, making his heart swell with admiration. You always knew how to make his most terrible days happier, was that your quirk? Could you control emotions? It couldn't be since you would've shown it to the class already.

"Want to talk-" You started, soon getting cut off by his cold but very soft lips as he tucked his fingers in between yours.

"Let's just stay like this... I like this." He suggested, gently pushing his face closer towards your left palm.

"I like this too." You replied, making a shy smile creep onto his lips.

Even though Endeavor was roaming the halls and sometimes even calling for Shouto, he still stayed with you and acted as if you two were the only ones on earth. Endeavor even walked in and attempted to scold you both, but Shouto was too intoxicated by your affection to care anymore.

- Katsuki Bakugo -

° Will act like he absolutely hates it, but when you try to move away he'll pull you back. Always muttering 'you've already started it so finish it.'

° Will avoid your eyes when you cup his face, knowing if he looks into them he'll turn beet red and lose his composure.

° If you decide to kiss him while cupping his squishy cheeks, he will fling your hands away and tackle you to the bed you two can make out.

° Has the squishiest cheeks, periodt.

° Will not ask for your affection unless he's had a really bad day, like Izuku beat him in a fight and Kirishima is now ignoring him type of bad.

° Appreciates that you're always there for him, and he'll tell you that bluntly. He may be an aggressive pom pom, but he has a heart.

° He will be sentimental with you once he gets into the cuddles, but it's always ruined by his mom walking in to tell him supper is ready.

° Then bam! Angry Bakugo is back and hopping out of bed to grab you both plates of food with a goblin like expression... At least he's getting food.

You were visiting Bakugo like you do almost everyday, you assumed Kirishima and Denki would be with your boyfriend in his room. But instead you found him alone in bed as he listened to music through his earbuds, he looked a bit hurt before he noticed you were in the doorway.

"Hey baby, you okay?" You asked, watching as he shuffled towards you.

Bakugo shook his head softly, gently resting it into the crook fo your neck. You were shocked by his sudden outburst of soft affection, he must be feeling really down if he's being so soft with you. You even felt his arms wrap around your torso to pull you into his lap.

"They ditched me." Bakugo huffed, avoiding your eyes once you began cupping his cheeks.

Bakugo's friends ditched him to go see a movie and not invite him, they never do this so they must have had a fight with Bakugo. You felt sorry for your boyfriend, knowing he sometimes can't control how tough he can be. He just wants to be the best and impress people, he just goes too far.

You placed soft kisses to his warm and pillowy lips, admiring how he immediately joined your rhythm and deepened the kiss further. You felt your back his the mattress as Bakugo hovered over you, his lips never leaving yours even when he laid you down onto his bed.

"Bakugo supper is-Oi! No sex in my house! Get off of y/n right now you little bastard!" His mom screamed, making Bakugo huff into your lips.

Your boyfriend hesitantly peeled himself off of you, storming towards the kitchen with a scowl so he could grab you both dinner. You could hear them both screaming at each other seconds after he left, you felt a bit special when you heard this. Knowing he's only sentimental with you.

- Kirishima Eijiro -

° Adores it and will not hide it, if he's feeling cuddly he'll shape your hands into a flower cup position himself. He's a cuddly shark boi.

° If you squish hard enough, a fang will pop out.

° He is insecure, so when you first cup his face he feels like he's about to cry, melt in your touch, and plans on marrying you all at the same time.

° Shower this precious boy in affection, he needs it since he puts himself down so much. And don't worry, he always returns the favor.

° Closes his eyes and enjoys your warm palms, letting out a long sigh of content. Only opening his eyes to watch you giggle at his reaction.

° Your face holding always turns into a hug, your hands will gradually slope towards the back of his neck as he pulls you closer on his lap.

° Place👏 a 👏kiss👏 on👏 his👏 scar👏... Seriously though, he'll bow down on one knee in no time if you do this.

° I wasn't joking about the proposal thing, the first time you kiss his scar is when he buys an engagement ring. Later that night he'll propose.

You were relaxing in Kirishima's lap as he played video games with his friends, everytime he died or won you would be greeted with a small kiss on the lips. You were growing needy for his affection, having spent 2 hours on his lap as you overheard Bakugo shouting bloody murder.

You pressed the pause button surprising Kirishima, he was about to ask you what was wrong when you cupped his face with a small smile. Watching his face turn as red as his hair encouraged you to do something you've never done before. Kiss his scar, an insecurity of his.

"You looked so handsome concentrating, I couldn't resist." You whispered, nearly making the poor boy cry in your hands.

Kirishima got up from his chair without saying a word, you heard the front door slam and you assumed he was just leaving so you wouldn't see him cry. You wanted to give him space, feeling your heart flutter at the effect you must have on him if he cries tears of joy.

"Baby, come here." Kirishima called out, re-entering through the front door not even a minute later.

When you walked out to the living room, you noticed Kirishima kneeling on one knee with a velvet box placed delicately in his hands. The moment you were only a few inches away from him is when he opened the Tiffany box to reveal a beautiful diamond ring.

"I love you so much l/n y/n, please do me the honour of forever being by your side." Your boyfriend explained, letting his glossy eyes finally turn into tears when you nodded yes.

You practically pounced onto him, watching as he slid the ring onto your finger. Both of you were a sobbing and smiling mess, making Bakugo, Sero, Denki, and Mina worried when they walked in and saw your expressions. That is until you held up your now sparkling left hand.

- Tenya Iida -

° I think that Iida would be the stiffest out of everyone, even surpassing icyhot himself. He is just genuinely not used to affection like that.

° Just because he's as stiff as a frozen piece of cardboard, doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy your touch. He actually finds himself craving it.

° He will call out your name randomly, walk up to you as if he just is asking you you a casual question. Then he'll say 'can you flower cup me?'

° Class 1A was stunned when they heard him.

° Has the least amount of squish out of all the bnha students, his jaw, chin, and face in general are all very broad and sharp.

° His stiff hands will awkwardly pat your back, he's trying his best to be as cute as you so you appreciate his efforts. Even if it is awkward.

° After a few years of dating, he'll still be stiff but not as awkward as he first was. He'll take off his glasses and caress your sides.

° He always takes off his glasses when you flower cup him, he doesn't want them bending in any way or digging into his face.

You were talking with Momo during training, both of you ranting on about how gross Mineta is and your plans to protect Momo from him. You were both doing crunches, taking some small breaks to catch a drink. Your boyfriend always making sure your hydrated if you aren't drinking.

"L/n y/n, my girlfriend!" Iida called, making Momo snicker slightly at your shy expression.

You watched as Iida walked all the way from the other side of the gym just to get to you, everyone freezing on what they were doing just to see what he wanted. Everyone knew you two were an item, you both are just private with your affection and either of you rarely ever flirt.

"Can you please flower cup my face." Iida asked, his voice a bit quieter but still quite loud.

Everyone was shocked by his request, Uraraka and Deku couldn't stop squealing together. They were so proud of their friend, he was finally being romantic with someone and they felt so proud about that. You were a soft pink shade, smiling warmly as you gripped his face in your hands.

Iida seemed to be rather needy, gently placing kiss to your palms as he crawled closer to you. He wasn't shy at all about giving you some love, sneakily looking up to see your bright red cheeks as everyone stared at you both. Mineta whispering about how jealous he was.

"I love you y/n l/n." He announced, swiftly pressing a kiss to your lips before walking back to his original position.

You were very confused as to what possessed your boyfriend, but the screams of Momo, Jiro, Mina, Hagakure, Tsuyu, Ochako, Aoyama, and Deku were too much to ignore. The rest of the class simply stared at Iida, waiting for an answer to his new flirtatious behavior.

- Denki Kaminari -

° Denki is a hyper and free spirit, but I think he'd get a bit insecure whenever he gets laughed at or made fun of when he goes over the limit.

° He doesn't want to upset people or cause confrontation, so he simply hid it away for so long. That is until you started dated him.

° The first time you cupped his face is when you caught him crying alone in his room, you called him everything he's always wished he was.

° In that moment he blurted out everything he was feeling, ending his long rant with a heart felt statement about how much he loves you.

° After that night, cupping his cute pikachu face became a habit. Soon he started cupping your cheeks as well, sometimes your lower cheeks...

° Peck his nose, it'll make him feel so loved.

° When you cup his face, he'll cup yours and you'll both stare at each other while gently patting each other's cheeks. It's weird yet cute.

° Since it's Denki, if your close enough on his lap while cupping his cheeks. He'll thrust upwards without realizing it, only finding out when you moan.

You were playing with Kaminari's hair, tying his blond locks into small pig tails and placing pins on his hands so you could see his beautiful golden eyes. You knew that Kaminari was staring at you the entire time, admiring your focus and the cute smile when you finished.

"All done love bug?" Kaminari asked, gently nuzzling his nose against yours when you nodded yes.

You softly cupped your boyfriend's face in your hands, laughing when he softly shocked your palms out of surprise. He apologized profusely, only stopping when you collided your lips onto his so he would stop talking for a few seconds. You were concerned he'd run out of breath.

The kiss was innocent, your hands still stuck to his cheeks as your mouths danced a heart warming dance together. You moved closer, only to feel his groin thrust up into you. It caught you off guard, making you moan from the lack of warning. You became embarrassed quite quickly.

"Sorry love bug, I didn't mean to. Just a habit." Denki reassured, gasping softly when he was pushed back onto his mattress.

You crawled over Kaminari, taking his lips back to yours. But this kiss was much faster, harsher, and created more and more tension the longer it went on. You backed away from his lips, hearing him gasp for air as you lead your kisses down his jaw line. You were so addicted to him, and he knew it.

Before you could make your way down to his chest, he flipped you over. His eyes beginning to spark yellow as he looked down at you playfully, you wondered what ideas were going on in his head. Your questions were answered when you felt his hips grinding against your deliciously.

"Want me to cup your cheeks love bug?" Denki asked, not referring to your face at all.

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kirbykwan-blog · 6 years

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You look at me and smell the tangerine (Verkwan)

Verkwan AU

Sadness/fluff/Chubby Seungkwan

This was my first fic, be gentle with me

(Unedited, originally posted on AO3)

It was dark, and the smell of Seungkwan was still there, on his pillowcase. He loved the way Seungkwan smelled, his hair of sweet citrus and his skin of fresh vanilla. Everything about Seungkwan was sweet, his scent, his smile, his personality.. even his laugh. That's one of the reasons Hansol loved to be around him. Boo Seungkwan had been his best friend for three years now, and he wouldn't ask for anyone else to take his space. Seungkwan was a good listener, and always listened to what Hansol had to say, even if he didn't know much about the subject in the first place.

Hansol would give anything up for Seungkwan, he just wanted to keep his best friend safe. He crawled out of bed groggily, rubbing his eyes and letting out a soft yawn. It was already 8:46am, so he knew that Kwannie was already at work. Hansol admired how hard Seungkwan worked, never getting to work late at all. He worked as a music teacher at the local primary school, and the kids absolutely adored him! Hansol adored him too.

Hansol picked up his phone and sent out a message to Seungkwan, just the basic and simple 'Good morning lil dumpling! have a wonderful day!'. He texted Seungkwan goodmorning every morning, he had since they had first become friends. Seungkwan would always giggle at him, telling him that he didn't need to put effort into that every single day. He thought it was plain silly, but Hansol on the other hand, never stopped.

Hansol got dressed the way he did every day, padding out to the kitchen to get breakfast, his smile growing larger at the little stickies his best friend had left all over the small apartment kitchen. Vernon forgot things a lot, so Seungkwan would write a small note to him on a sticky and place it right where he could see it. Some of them said things like, 'Pack a bottle of water and stay hydrated!' or 'Please eat a banana, you need potassium, the bananas will go bad otherwise.' All were embellished with small doodles of whatever had been on his mind. Little clouds and stars littered the small neon notes, keeping the words company.

He grabbed a bottle from the cabinet, turning the sink on to fill the container to the brim with water, just like Seungkwan had said to do. He also grabbed one of the slowly browning bananas from the countertop before heading out of the apartment, locking the door behind him. It was chilly outside, and he really hoped that Seungkwan remembered his jacket before he had left that morning. Despite the fluff on the boys body, Seungkwan still managed to get cold very easily. Not long into their friendship, Hansol had noticed his hoodies and pullovers all went missing. It didn't take him long to find out the culprit had been the tangerine boy himself, snatching all his warm items up because he 'thought they were comfy' and because 'they smelled like apples'. Vernon had no idea why Seungkwan thought he smelled of apples, but he didn't mind the compliment.

He trekked down the street to his office building, smiling brightly at the primary school when he walked by. He waved at the building as if Seungkwan could really see it, which he knew was impossible. He was busy singing little nursery rhymes to the children, laughing as they sang along in their sweet young voices. Thinking about that made Hansol think about Seungkwans' smile, like a perfect crescent. Hansol stopped in his tracks, just to daydream about Seungkwans smile. The way his whole face lit up made Hansols heart sing, his eyes reduced to small bright slivers every time his lips turned up into his perfect bunny smile. Everything about Boo Seungkwan made Hansol so so warm inside.

Hansol began walking again, thoughts of seungkwans smile in his mind. He pushed open the door to his office building, the man at the front desk looking quite concerned. "Mr. Chwe, hello. Its nice to see you so happy today!" he spoke with a small smile.

Hansol returned the smile, "Its an absolutely wonderful day, a bit cold though. Wear a jacket if you choose to go outside, Soonyoung!"

The man at the desk smiled his big smile some more and began to type onto his computer again as Hansol was walking away.

Hansol walked into the elevator and hummed softly to himself, deciding to text Seungkwan that he had gotten to work safely. It was a simple text with a small smiley emoticon tacked onto the end, the one that he found himself only using in his texts to Seungkwan. That's only because Seungkwan made him happy, and he wanted his best friend to know it.

The elevator dinged and let him off, and Hansol pushed his cellphone back into his hind pocket, making his way down the long hallway to his own personal office. Hansols' job wasn't the most exciting thing in the world, in fact it was actually quite boring to say the least. He just sat in his little brightly lit office and answered phonecalls, occasionally even sending out emails. He sat down in the navy blue spinning chair and came face to face with the photo on his desk.

He smiled at the memory, the photo just he and Seungkwan in the middle of New York together. He had brought Seungkwan with him on his trip last year, and it was absolute art to see his squishy little face light up at all of the sights. Of course it was just another big city, but it was the first big city they had ever been to together.

The photo was just a selfie of the two of them standing in Times Square, a smile on both of their faces. Seungkwan was looking up at all the lights, but Hansol seemed to be looking right at Seungkwan. When the boy had asked why he was staring at him, he rolled his eyes and said he was just looking at a Pidgeon in that general direction.

Anyone who knew Hansol knew that it was a lie, but Seungkwan believed it, so he wasn't worried. That was one of the best memories of he and Seungkwan, but it wasn't the only thing Seungkwan related in his office. He had stickies everywhere, just like the ones at home, except they were all white instead of neon 'to fit with the workplace aesthetic' he had said.

Sometimes Seungkwan would come and visit him while he was working and leave silly little motivational notes, or just inside jokes, there was even a sticky that just had a picture of a butt on it. They were all scattered around his office, and he had been told if he took them down he would have his head shaved in the middle of the night.

Hansol would never take them down anyway. They brought color to the office, metaphorically of course. He just worked now, smiling to himself, eating some of his half browned banana while he sent out all of his important emails and doodled on MS Paint, falling asleep an hour or so into the day.

He woke up soon after snoozing, working the rest of the day with no complaints. He finished off his last phonecall and his last MS paint drawing of a cat before getting his things together to go home. After he had taken his short nap, the day went by in grey, he didn't even want to take a lunch break.

Hansol skulked out of the office building, not bothering to say a goodbye to Soonyoung as he started on his way home. Something caught his eye as he was walking, and he stopped dead in his tracks. Across the street was a little cart selling different colors of carnations, and what kind of person would Hansol be if he didn't buy one of those for his best friend?

He carefully made his way across the street, purchasing a dozen pink ones from the boy at the stand who flashed him an angelic smile, he thanked the gardener politely before resuming his walk home. By now the sky was darkening, and all the streetlights were on. Hansol remembered a lot of things, like how once he took a stroll with Seungkwan on this very street once, at this time of evening.

They held hands, Seungkwan wrapped up tight in Vernons coat, snow fluttering softly to the ground. Little flakes danced in the wind as if they were trained to do so, some landing on seungkwans pink nose and cheeks, some even settling down atop his eyelashes. He remembered the conversation they had.

"Noni.. Why is it so cold. Why did you bring me out here in the cold. I'm not a fan of the cold, nor am I a fan of you at this very moment!" Seungkwan had asked in a huff, his face contorted into a pout that looked more cute than actually upsetting in any way.

Vernon had rolled his eyes, squeezing his hand tighter. "I thought maybe if I took someone as warm hearted as you out here, all the snow would melt and spring would come. I suppose I mistook you for someone else, though, because you're just as bitter as the wind."

It had been that point that Seungkwan had demanded they go inside, and Hansol happily obliged, making his friend the warmest hot chocolate he could, trying but failing to make it as sweet as the boy himself.

Vernon was so lost in thought, he almost missed his turn. Almost. He took a left across the road and continued walking until his feet hit the grass. This isn't where he meant to go, but its where his feet were leading him. He almost didn't realize what he was doing until he took a seat in the grass. "Hi, How are you?" He didn't wait for a response before speaking again, "I brought you these flowers, the carnations are your favorites right? And also this." He slid off his jacket, wrapping it around Seungkwan comfortingly. "Its a bit cold, you really should wear a jacket out here you know."

He looked at seungkwans face, the boy smiling back at him like he always did. He reached up and ran his fingertips across the glass of the picture frame, he would have to replace it soon. "I'm just glad it isn't snowing yet, although I'm sure your heart will keep you warm. With you spring is always here. Did you get my goodmorning text by the way? I really hope you did.."

His voice wasn't as bright anymore, not now. "I thought about you all day. I know you wouldn't want me to cry over you, and I swear I don't mean to.." Hansol sniffed softly. "I really love you. I love you so much that sometimes it keeps me up at night. I wish I would have told you that more, I wish I would have bought you more flowers."

He trailed off, standing up, he gently placed the flowers and half the banana onto the ground as if they were glass. As if they were fragile.

Hansol felt so fragile.

He wrapped the coat tighter around the headstone that read the worst name it could, Boo Seungkwan. "Thank you for listening. You always listen. Goodnight, Seungkwan. I hope you rest well.. Please enjoy your flowers."

And with that, Hansol turned away from the headstone littered with dozens of flowers and most of Hansols hoodies and pullovers. Seungkwan had always said that they were comfy and smelled like apples. He never understood how he smelled like apples, but he took the compliment anyways.

He made his way back to their apartment, trudging up the stairs to the place he called home. He numbly walked past the couch where they had shared their first kiss. He walked into the bathroom, where he had first told Seungkwan he was beautiful, even though he had a toothbrush hanging out of his mouth and his hair was all wet. Hansol took a quick shower, getting out almost as soon as he had gotten in. He wasn't worried about that now.

He walked into their bedroom, slipping on some clothes, eyeballing the stickies on the bedroom mirror that said bright things such as 'you look great today' or 'I like that shirt!' all kept company by the usual little doodles on them. The notes were like little doodles of clouds and stars on the empty home, little neon pieces of company for Hansol. They kept him going somehow.

He let out a sigh before sitting on his bed, attaching his phone to its charger. He rested his head on the pillows and let out a choked sob, it was dark, and the smell of Seungkwan was still there, on his pillowcase. He loved the way Seungkwan smelled.

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jungkookio · 7 years

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bias tag game

hoooooooo boy so i was tagged by @hoodiejungkook @literally-just-yoongi-trash @aragyeom to do this... y do u want me to expose myself like this

Rules: write down the last 15 associated tags with your bias.

yoongs:

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#ohmygodohmyogogododdoohohoh #hooh my fuckicjg n god #im fucking malfunctioning btixch #bwaht the fuck he looks so fucking goood #hes rlly rpepin the gays again inhis flannel #an icon #he looks like a billion fckng dollars bitxchm im rlly choking #im gna eat a fucking shoe i love him so mcuh #godthey rlly mad ehim blond again #i dk what to domblond yoongs has always been m favourtei #n im alwaysh fucking screaming about it and bitch x hes rlly blodn n im rlly crying because fuck #hhes in his fckckng prime okay #hes th mc of m heartmcnncnnnnnggggggggggggggjhsbdhjbfhbnj

jungkook:

#i wanna punch him in th face #but with lovecause i love him so much #i cld never hurt him #honestly i'd much rather him sucker punch me in the jaw #look at him he's such a shit but he's my favourite #eugghhdghhdhhhhjjhhjhj

#he cld crush a bitxch with those thighs #(its me) #(im the bitxch) #(please crush me)

#fucking b e a n me #rightin th fckn skull #just straight up fucking murder me #what kinda zoom #its all so shiny #hes fckng gleaming #his shirt is fcking gleaming #meanwhile im constructing my coffin while i wait for him to b e a n me #the fuck

#biyxch his tiddies bigger than mine

#its always th lasttwo gufs that tip me over the edge #m reachign fr th mfing gun bitxch #i hate this shirt n its aphrodisiac bullshit #oyster juice #it had to have been soaked in fckng ousyetr juice #can u hear my inner turmoil sis............. this shirt has victimised me #the shirt #it strikes again

#wow look its my emo boyfriend

#ggggggggggggggno the shirt can fuck off #whoever manufactured it #you know what no it wasnt manufactured #it was hand crafted by satan himself to fucking tempt me to evil #show me a single fancam of mr jeon fucking jungkook in that shirt where he doesnt look at one with the fucking devil #find me one! #i can guarantee u wont find any bitxch #possessed #absolute blasphemy #i hope i fckign burn in hell

#the second gif is him throwing my heart out the fucking window

#ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my gohd how can he be this cute while literally drnched in sweat #ion kno but hes gleaming #shining #glowing even #he hsa no faults #look at his smile it cld make flwers grow fck off #n the stars are in his eyes #all of them #im real emo tonight #hes so bright #the most beautiful boy #a baby #my best baby boy in th whole wrld #i wld gv hm m everythng #i love hm so mch m heart is so full #im nourished

#this era makes m choke on air #he was so rude the entire time i really hsatge bjgbnkgjbnfdkjbdfj bjbngnbkgnbkgfkbng #...gotta go #i hope he *** **** ******** ** *** ***** ** *** **********

#jungkook is so cute i love him so much what the fuck #he is the purest mostwholesome lil fella ive ever seen #his gecko friend :(((( #bitxch #search: how to be a gecko #hes so excited wgdhjb #'this one is a different guy!" #what the actual fuck jungkook rip m heart out y dont u #he saved m life wow #bad day who? dont know her #m never gna b sad again

#oh my god someone get me out of his ass #i'm too far #so far up his ass

#ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm????? #i want him to dropkick me down a flight of stairs

#i want to fuxjckxking die and be dead get this photo away from me #what the ever loving fuck #are you seeing jungkooks arm??? are u seei g it #cause biyxch i am and i choxked #i hope i die #ababsbndnenjabsbsjjsnsl ouc h

#hes like my age in these photos whahat the fuck #why do noboys near me look exactly like this with this exact personality and this exact dna

jimin:

#he looks like a sad puppy and im not having it #ill fight the fucking rain #ill punch a cloud i dont give a fuck

#i wld step on a lego brick for u

#omg hs lilcrooked tooth #im ugly cryign bitxch #thats it im cryign in th club fr real

#im screamign outta my ass #what the fuck jimin #what kinda extra ass #he did a fuckin split to try and kick a golden glittering pompom #this is gay culture

#he looks like a rich housewife #please step on me

#his fucking n e c k #look at it fuck #what the fuckim..... #im rlly reaching fr th fckng gun sis jesus hcirst

#@nasa i will pay you to launch me into th fckng sun bitxch

#can he maybe... jump like that again... on m fuckin head

#i swear hes like... made of gold and honey and stardust or smth what th e fuck

#i literally just said oh my god under m breath #buyt i cldnt get th words right so i just sorta went ohgghg #what the fuck

#this is some chaotic evil behaviour right here what the fuck jimin

#perfection? on my dash? its morelikely than u think!

#i hope i die immediately right now this very second

#can he punch me in th fucking throatplease #i will pay him to straight up fucking deck me

#oh my fucking god im #he #whatthe actual fuck is this?????? #what the fuck is thsi ?!??!?!?! #no #ihave truly had e nough of this shit ajshdbjdbnjfkfl #i become a fckcng jimin stan and this is th shit i get in return???????? #chronic agonising pain #yes thnk u jimin thts rlly what i fuckcing signed up for #this was not part of th fucking contract #i just wanted a cute squishy boy with a lil button nose #n mybe a bit of sad contemplation #i did not want !!!! sin !!!!!! #in my christian household????????? #blasphemy #this is fucking blasphemy #the power of christ compels you #fuck wheres the holy water bitxch #this boysjhdbfjhbfjbjgbjbfbflk #u kno what fuck it if this is what death feels like sign me th fuck up #guess ill just die bitxch

do u ever just look back at your past self and think... is she okay

im tagging: @namjoonsgalaxy @blumiin @minsuga--genius @velvethoseok @hobisnovia @gukiee @itskimtaehyung @parkjiminivan @jiminyoongs (if u want !!)

#that was fuckign wild...#thanks for tagging me #tag

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Hiya! Can I request RFA/Saeran+MC going grocery shopping together? Could you also include which aisle they would spend the longest time in? I hope that's not too much >.

Here ya go! Grocery shopping is nice because there’s a lot of food and I’m quite fond of that stuff.

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Ok but this boy knows what’s up

He’s been to the grocery store so many times, he canprobably finish all his shopping with his eyes closed (or at least one of themclosed if you know what I mean hahahhaha sorry)

He’s like those moms who are into super couponing probablybecause his own mom was too

He has a whole binder full of coupons waiting to beused, and he’s categorized them all according to types and %off.

Even if you’ve been grocery shopping before, goingwith Yoosung is a whole other deal

Jeez is it intense

Though who knew browsing the vegetable aisle with this boy byyour side would prove to be such an enlightening experience?

Unless you tell him you already know most of the stuff he’s saying, Yoosung will not hesitate to stop in front of every single thing and tell you about its various uses in cooking, or just life in general

And by every single thing I mean every single damn thing, even if it’s considered elementary knowledge

“This is a banana—“

“I know Yoosung,I know.”

He’ll also teach you really simple recipes while youload up your cart with food

“If you have trouble sleeping, heat up some milk andsprinkle some powdered nutmeg into it!” actually very comforting imo

“For really brown bananas, if you don’t want to eatthem or can’t use them at the moment, put them in the freezer and you can makeyummy banana bread with them later!”

“If you ever slice apples and want to prevent themfrom turning brown, just dip them in a bit of lemon juice!”

Thank you Yoosung Sensei

Every time you go grocery shopping together, you knowyou’ll return home feeling like you just took an intensive nutrition class

Spends longest time in:

Literally everywhere????

The only aisle he doesn’t really visit is the liquor aisle, but other than that he’ll spend the same amount of time in each place. Occasionally he will steer clear of the milk section after remembering some, ah, unpleasant memories

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Okay so he’s not quite a dolt when it comes to grocery shopping that’s for sure, like he knows about the basics, and of course he’s a beer expert

Though he is nowhere close to being on Yoosung’s Godly Grocery level

and Zen will never admit that he doesn’t know jack shit about what he buys most of the time

He’ll try to seem knowledgeable just for you, and he does want you to eat healthy (”Fruits and vegetable ares good for the skin! Though my skin is already amazing enough.” thank you zen that makes me feel so much better about myself)

But he’s not sure what to do with 90% of the stuff he puts in your cart

When you guys go home, he’ll sneak a phone call to Yoosung, list all the items that he bought, and Yoosung in turn will teach him a few possible recipes

Tbh usually such a phone call would sound like some shady drug dealing cuz it starts all like:

“Hey, Yoosung,” Zen casts a wary eye around before whispering, “I’ve got new goods. Can you hook me up with some plans?”

But it’s okay, you’ll relax once you hear them talking about the properties of lettuce

“Zen, let me get this straight. You bought a whole octopus…without actually knowing how to cook it?!”

“Uh, yeah.”

“WHY?!”

“Well, I can’t be her knight in shining armor if I don’t know how to deal with a mere octopus!”

When Seven hears about this, he’s all like “move aside fabled evil dragon, the princess in the tower is now guarded by a wriggling, squishy octopus. How will Zen slay the mighty beast?”

Spends longest time in:

Cosmetics aisle! And I mean spends a loooooooooooooOOOng time. He wants you to try stuff on. Then he wants you to give him a makeover. Then he wants to take pictures. Then he finds new products to try. The infernal cycle begins again.

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She never really had any time to go grocery shopping before, and soshe would just buy her meals from the convenience store

So the first time you went shopping together, oh boy was this girl lost

Although she knows all the fruits and vegetables and different types of meat, so the basics, she just doesn’t know what to buy because there are so many choices??

She just wants to buy everything and try it all

And so she does

You’re zooming around all the aisles, and soon each of you have your own cart chock full of food

In the end, two end up buying too much and invite Yoosung over to help y’all cook

“Okay, I get that you wanted to buy a lot to get variety, but that does not explain why you had to buy 10 packs of meat and a total of 5 types of squash,” says Yoosung, mildly exasperated.

Spends the longest time in:

The bakery section! She likes to look at their desserts to get inspiration, and will sometimes by those that catch her fancy. Although she also does spend a lot of time in the coffee section, however, there usually isn’t a lot of variety so she tends to be a bit disappointed.

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Jumin Han grocery shopping?

“Why go to the grocery store when the grocery store could come to you?”

babe PLS

“If you really want to make food yourself, why don’t you just order the ingredients online?”

Because grocery shopping is fun? sometimes

If you’re so insistent about going to the store, he’s 100% down to open one someplace in the building just for you.

Once you turn down all his extravagant ideas and manage to drag his fine ass to the store, Jumin is frowning.

Just like Yoosung, he’ll stop in front of every product there is. But this time, he’ll talk about them from a business perspective.

“If a watermelon costs this much for one pound, then for it to be of a profitable price, the amount of edible watermelon must be equal to—”

“Jumin we’ve been standing here for ten minutes.”

He’ll still occasionally stop to calculate the price per consumable unit though

Mutters to himself the whole time

But he proves to be immensely useful

You’re comparing two types of dumplings, different companies, slightly different prices

“Jumin, which one comes out to be the best buy?”

Hoooooooh he’ll go all out

He compares approximate size of dumplings, nutritional values, price per unit, reputability of manufacturer, you name it

So when you go grocery shopping, always bring yourself a Jumin Han to buy the best products in the store

Also because this rich boy is really cute when he wanders around, a little crease between his eyebrows, whispering equations to himself under his breath as he trails behind you like a little kid

Spends longest time in:

Pet food aisle, duhh. Would never dare feed Elly ‘commoner cat food’, though he’ll consider it if you make some brand suggestions. On a side note I feel like Jumin has tried Elly’s food before, especially if it’s something she seems to really like. “Maybe I can replicate this taste but make it something safe for humans to eat?”

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cOme ON iT’S SAYOUNG WE ALREADY KNOW IT’LL BE A MESS

First of all, you guys are never both walking. Either you’re in the cart and he pushes, or the other way around.

Here’s the thing though, he’s not so much in the cart as under it

I saw a picture of this but I can’t find it… you know how there’s usually a rack beneath the cart? Yeah, he just lies down on that.

If you leave him under the cart and wander too far away, he will yell “MArcO!” until you answer “polo” in an equally loud manner

This has gotten you kicked out more than a couple of times

“What do you mean soda and chips aren’t enough to sustain the human body?”

“What’s a vegetable?”

It’s like, he knows of the stuff, but he’s never seen any in person

“Wow…that’s…is that really an orange? In flesh????”

“This is edible?” he says, holding a pack of shrimp in his hands

While in the frozen food section: “I wonder what would happen if we blended a pizza, and then used that pizza to make pizza sauce for another pizza? Like…pizzaception.”

you guys actually tried doing that but regretted it because that shit was disgusting

Food puns

He will try to be more serious if you tell him, but why would you?

Saeyoung makes grocery shopping seem like an adventure

Spends longest time in:

I mean when he’s under the cart he doesn’t really have a choice so he’ll chill there and contemplate whether or not he should lick the floor while you get the food. However, if he’s the one pushing you, you bet he’ll head straight to the snack section. That’s his turf. Will glower at those who dare approach his precious chips. “So um Saeyoung are we just gonna wait around here and chase people away all day or…?”

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He’s the type of kid that has absolutely no idea about anything

He’ll point at a cabbage and call it a cucumber

He says carrots grow on trees

You get a lot of stares because he calls everything by the wrong name with so much confidence

The baby is super proud of himself and you don’t have the heart to tell him he’s wrong

That changes when Yoosung goes shopping with him once though. Yoosung almost cried when Saeran asked him what this weird, round white thing was called (answer: an oinion. HAH SAERAN IS LIKE AN ONION, HE HAS LAYERS HAHAHAHAHHA I’M SO FUNNY)

Yoosung lowkey kidnaps Saeran and they have a study session together where Saeran learns about the marvelous world of fresh produce

But once you go back to the store together after he studied hard, it’s so precious

Saeran correctly identifies most of the stuff, but after every time he names something, he’ll glance at you, as if waiting for your approval

once you give him a tiny nod, a smile playing around your lips, his eyes will just light the fuck up and ;sdfja;lskdfjaslkdfja the baby bean is gonna blush a lil’ because w oW he did it???

Saeran reverts back to a toddler when y’all go to the store, you better hold his hand or he’ll wander off and get lost in another dimension

Spends longest time in:

ya, the ice cream section. you can get ice cream on a stick?? w h at???? a pre made ice cream cone???? w HA t??? I CAN BUY TWO LITERS BUCKETS OF ICE CREAM??? W H AT?!??!??!?! It’s a Saeran heaven and half the bill goes to his own, full cart of ice cream.

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