#hes so used to roasting them

[musubiki]

Do Lime and Mochi do casual friendly before they date “I love you”s? Just good ol pals loving their pals…… No other reason……. Could they even handle that?

Lime having to prove that he can say it to his other friends and not just Mochi. He’s trying so hard to say it to Oscar and Coco but he somehow bites his tongue

i dont think they do!!!! its easy enough to say it if you really are buddy buddy (coco says a lot of "i love you!!!!!!" to mochi), but lime could never do it. the look in his eyes would give him away instantly. same with mochi. even if they try to make it sound casual theres no way, they just mean it too much

but lime trying to say any words of praise or positive vibes to the rest of the guild and choking horribly is hilarious to me LMFAOOOOO

#hes so used to roasting them #when it comes time to say (i appreciate you guys for putting up with my bullshit) he cant do it #(bitchass) comes out instead

[egophiliac]

C'MON TO THE THEATER!

I love these guys so much. forget NRC, I want to attend their terrible disaster school for disaster children that might actually be plastered on top of the smoking remains of an actively sinking ship. I may or may not actually learn anything, but I will have the time of my life.

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #unique magic posters #so it was fellow after all and not gidel? whoops #i was merely overthinking it #me? overthink fictional characters? surely not #god though #i can't not love a guy who gets the cutest most adorable power #and instantly goes 'i shall use this for Crimes' #also every time he was like 逃げる! my brain auto-translated it as CHEESE IT! #accompanied by twst's running-away sound effect which is just the quintessential sound of someone cheesing it #if i could have (1) twst spinoff it would be the adventures of these two idiots trying to do an education #they would have a stodgy bureaucrat antagonist who keeps trying to catch them in their sleazy corner-cutting ways and shut them down #(OF COURSE there would be a bit where they are trying to host an unforgettable luncheon but egads! their roast is ruined!) #and all while they're trying to evade being hunted down by the playful land investors #the hijinks would be SO wacky you guys #i've made myself sad now because this will never exist #it's real in my HEART

[justsomeoneunordinary]

Okay, the thing about Tobirama is that he comes off like quite a pragmatic person, which is why it’s a fair assumption that the markings on his face are some sort of seals. Except, we just… never get to see that? The markings are never explained? They’re definitely not clan markings, that much we know. But if they were some sort of seals, it makes no sense for him to not make use of them during the fourth war. Sure, he’s just a minor character at the end of the day, and Kishimoto clearly didn’t put all too much thought into him, but still. He did put lots of thought into the whole fight, so if those were seals/sage mode makings, he would’ve shown that. But there’s no explanation for them, they’re not even mentioned upon, which means, they’re just there because… they look pretty?

Same with his fur. No one else of the Senju clan has a fur and Tobirama doesn’t use it to fight either. I though he’d maybe do the spikey jutsu Jiraiya did with his hair, but nope. It doesn’t seem to be a ninja tool at all, and it’s not armor either since fur can’t protect his neck from a kunai lol. So it’s just. There. ???

His happuri seems to be a preferred choice too since no one else in the warring clan era wears one either.

So what I want to say with all this, is that despite Tobirama being such a pragmatic person who seems to see himself as a weapon to be wielded, his appearance is all about personal choices that have no practical reasons (except for the happuri, I guess, but a headband would work just as well, so..), which means, in conclusion, Tobirama is totally a

✨ Fashionista ✨

#senju tobirama #not just that but VAIN probably too #we never see him wear the hokage robes?? #bet he refused to wear them because all the red would be too much on him with the markings and eyes lmao #god he and madara must’ve had the PETTIEST fights during their hostile times when madara was still part of the village #remember how madara used to diss hashirama’s fashion choices and made fun of oonoki? #yeah these two TOTALLY roasted each other’s clothing choices during their ‘‘you killed my brother’’ – ‘‘i don’t trust you’’ hostility times #anyways #tobirama is a huge fashionista who cares a lot about his appearance it’s all in the subtext trust me i totally know what i’m talking about #and it’s my newest favorite headcanon now bc it’s just so damn funny ajhcjshsd

[sarcastic--knight]

Me run with letter: Dear Santa, please forgive me for the confusion, I know you are very busy, but I ask you to listen to me about the gift. I know it’s quite late but listen, 11 years ago on this very day...

Santa instantly climbs out of the pipe: I don’t know how to resurrect the dead understand already a stupid creature, dear deer save me

Me: Oh no, I already understood that I just need a little apocalypse so that Arthur can come back we people haven't ruined everything enough

#it is a shame that i didn't posted something about this day yet #It will always be devastating for me that Merlin still sticks around Avalon #literally he is the most powerful sorcerer on earth #he has been living for fifteen hundred years #can go anywhere in the world and not hang out near the place where all his family died #but he is still waiting for his “friend bro who trolled him the whole time they were together” #you can to not romanticize them (i understand good) but when someone call them friends... #like I annoying to wait for friends when they are late for the bus but he hung out there for hundreds of years #he already realized that he was screwed by the prophecy so where is the reason #and I'm sure Merlin doesn't like bank cards because COINS go out of use #the universe is mocking the poor boy #if you wanted Arthur to pay for his sins #you would have left him alive and let Merlin roast him every day in front of the people #with gwaine! we love “such a princess” nickname #arthur pendragon #bbc merlin #merlin #merlin bbc #arthur bbc #text post #merlin emrys #fandom

[spacebugarts]

Didn't get to carve my pumpkin after Halloween was over but thats ok bc I love him anyways :)

#im making an oc out of him btw lol #his name is Araneus G. Webber/Widow hes trans and divorced :) #he's still on good terms with his ex tho #anyways he's my special guy i love him <3 #i just used one of the stencils that came with the carving kit then freehanded the widow symbol on the back #it turned out very cool :) #im roasting the seeds rn after letting them dry for a couple days #excited to have a tasty snacc #i also had to fix one of his legs bc a piece broke off so he has a prosthetic :3

[imsosocold]

#being exposed to the cruelty of the world at such a young age #even by well meaning people *cough* phoenix *cough* #being tools for their parents #and being used by adults for their abilities (Phoenix again) #but Pearl never fell into the Fey power competition #and loved Maya regardless of their positions #unlike Matt who became corrupted by the industry he was in and saw those in similar situations as him as competition #HE COULD HAVE BEEN HELPED #HE COULD HAVE BEEN SAVED #now want an au where they are friends #she should have roasted him in canon tho #like “ you try to act like a grownup but you’re just a scared kid who pretends to have control to make yourself feel better” #she deserved to #ace attorney #gyakuten saiban #pearl fey #matt engarde #noelle's rambles #EDIT: SO MANY EXPECTATIONS ON THEM AHHHHH

[tysonfurybattlepass]

what if they are beasts huh. creatures. did you ever consider that

#i like to think that the facial markings grow in with age #like how lions lose their spots as they grow up #and it’s a very useful adaptation to have #1 because if your eyes are super sensitive (which they probably are because they live in the DARK) #then any harsh direct light could damage them or blind u so having dark fur helps absorb excess light #(think like a raccoon or cheetah) #and 2 it makes it difficult for ops to tell where your eyes are #inflicting an accuracy debuff on anybody trying to poke you in the eye #but lancer is still liddol so he’s just atarting to get a spot of black fur on his nosebridge #tragedy: 10ft tall apex predator keeps getting bullied for looking like a baby seal #has to literally cover his face at all times to avoid getting roasted for lookin like a panda #deltarune #jordan’s drawing again

[monty-glasses-roxy]

You know what? Roxy’s shenanigans growing up in Jurassic Bark/Zombie AUs are probably a fic in themselves lmao

#she's so funny and puppy shaped #teenage roxy just a ball of 'fuck you' as she follows bonnie around everywhere #makes friends with dj because a teacher was being a prick about her chew toy and she started roasting them in sign language #not the most fluently mind you it wasn't perfect and was pretty messy in some places but DJ #with no voice #was fucking DYING behind that teacher #he's never laughed so hard in his life #because they both know this one teacher doesn't know sign and doesn't care for it at all and it's angering the hell out of them #they're just having a conversation where roxy is watching him out of the corner of her eye while pretending to be paying attention- #to the teacher #and they're instant friends over their combined amusement of pissing this one guy off #why would teen roxy know sign? #her and bonnie's grandad is Deaf and he was very close to them growing up so naturally it was taught to them through him #roxy's still a bit clumsy with it though and occasionally mixes nouns up with makaton #which she grew out of using but still remembers bits and pieces of #it's like when you know a few different words in different languages for one thing and you just. #use the wrong language for it once. then correct to a different language and then another #makaton isn't a language though some of the signs are just based on sign language and when she was learning them as a kid #she thought a few of them were for the opposite thing #she knows now but she still uses the wrong signs on occasion #I've forgotten what I was talking about and I can't be bothered to read back so if it doesn't make sense you know why

[floorpancakes]

#twitter repost #nijisanji #i have no regrets #i heard super vague rumours and i saw from streams myst was burned out for a long time #but i wasnt sure if he was burnt out and going to make some changes and come back to himself slowly or grad #im glad we know now #its gonna be rough but itll be fun too in its own way #made a joke in chat that if i hear him at a con when im healthy enough to go to cons again #ill like do thumbs up say hes very cool and make a polite exit LOL #I suggested he do a funeral roast grad like in all stars 4 but apparently a liver already did that 😭 #mystari my beloved yu my beloved #i believe in a cool future for my cool kamioshis #itll be a sad in a sense but very fun in another #i remember when yu graduated it was so tense i didnt know if theyd be ok at all #and they werent but theyre a fighter #(vagueposting a little just for politeness sake) theyre my hikikomori jersey king and theyre doing great work #i hope yu gets to open up more and more because the more they do the more fun it becomes i believe so hard in their abilities #stating the obvious since its been so long but im still angry with enikara for being trans inclusive but not letting them be openly nb #im used to things being non nb inclusive all the time but they should learn from their mistakes #no point being super queer friendly with hiring and letting livers be open but NOT about their gender #its clear that they did it for brandings sake since livers can be open abt their sexuality and almost all their peers in en at least are but #i think that preventing issues and letting livers be openly nb shouldnt clash with the most bare bones branding stuff #im still angry about that #the things i saw written about Y and U made me sick from day one #and the company valuing vague unit branding choices over letting livers be openly trans even if they choose to sign up makes me .... #anyway just never mind me im not trying to make a stir this is old news but obviously i take it personally #fucked up and messed up and immature for a company to act that way then act surprised when it has consequences #anyway back on topic i belueve so hard in my kamioshis and theyll never stop being such should circumstances persist #want mysta merch but its crazy shipping prices so id get second hand maybe bcs of cost which is ok but #they refers to Y obviously M is cis i got distracted dont want anyone getting confused

[tariah23]

Today was rough but it was nice seeing all of my fav cousins (it’s been so long lol) and stuff man.

#my feet are killing me I didn’t get to interact with most of them since I was in the kitchen making plates at the #repast #miss my cousins man #it was hard seeing my fav uncle in the casket like that man #man #his ex wife (she’s cool lol) was Roasting me all while I was in the kitchen lol #my mom was like ‘this one is my ride or die she’s gonna break her neck for you blah blah’ and then his wife was like ‘mel her ass can’t even #open up the damn bag!’ akajakskskdmd #I was struggling with opening up the garbage bag lol #mom’s nickname is Mel and only a few ppl call her that lol #rambling #one of our fav cousins drove us home (my sis and I are like 1 year older than him) but we were always close back when we were little and #stuff #was happy to see them all man wtf #I haven’t seen most of them since they helped us move into our current house from the apartment we last lived in #that was like back in 2010 man it’s been a long time lol #one of the cousins (the youngest bro) couldn’t come since he was in jail so damn wished we could’ve saw his dumbass lol #the cousin who drove us home told me and my sis that he’s still always been inspired by us and he tries to push himself because of it like #with his art and work drive and so on and I was just like 😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 #he was trying to tell me about his story that he Was working on since we used to talk about anime and stuff back in the day lol #he’s always been really chill love him man #my oldest cousin (older bro of prev cousin. it’s 7 of them) was all smiles lol #his son looks just like him I was like “”’YOURE Terrence’s son? lol’ #good kid #my other cousin’s daughter almost got cursed out tho…. the manners 😵‍💫 #mom called up our cousin and told her about her behavior because my sib’s and cousins were not raised like that… why didn’t the manners pass #on because wow. #I’m sure my cousin is probably gonna get in her ass for being rude towards us #they had him fixed up like himself in his casket… I touched him. was scared to but did it anyway… man. the end of it all. #have sm to say but ill miss my uncle man

[batfamfucker]

What about

StephCassKara

Polycule

I'm sorry but I still want Bruce to adopt Steph in my heart. He sees her as a daughter and I can't be convinced otherwise 😭 And I'm not one to ship the Batfamily siblings. However, that is just my own canon that I've formed in my head so whatever you like/However you interpret things is also cool, so if it floats your boat than good for you. Polycule supremacy 💅

#this is also why I don’t ship timsteph lmao #that and I prefer timkon more tbh #In my head. Dick. Jason. Tim. Steph. Cass. Duke. And Damian. Are Bruce's kids #If you were a Robin that's an adoption by default I don’t make the ruled 🤷🏽‍♀️ #he definitely considers all of them his kids #also. poor cass could use a sister lmao #torn between her being Bruce's only daughter and the family princess #but also between how much I'd love chaotic daughter Stephanie on her way to fuck up Bruce's day #because she woke up and chose violence #they always end up bonding and he usually takes her out shopping #Bruce claims he isn't materialistic. but this fucker also eats burgers with a knife and fork so. #he at least has expensive taste. and style. #he pretends he doesn't care but when Steph drags him out he kind of gets to explore the secret materialistic side of him #that he usually tries to hide. Steph then tells him he needs to treat himself. he deserves it. with everything he does for the city #being Batman and also his charity work. he deserves some down time to spend some money on himself for once #she's a 'treat yourself' hype man. he ends up treating them both. they're little shopping divas and I will stand by that #Look me in the eyes she wouldn't roast his style but actually like it lowkey. and makes him do little fasion shows #picks out outfits for him to try. both actual ones that would suit him and ones she just wanted to laugh at #and then they'd get their nails done and get some food. #steph and bruce being a shopping duo supremacy. pulling up with matching starbucks orders and some Wayne Sass. #I might make a headcanons post for them at this point #If I could draw I would fully show what I mean rn. the ideas I have. the visions. truly unmatched. #bruce wayne #stephanie brown #batman #batgirl #spoiler #batfam

[lilium--bosniacum]

bijela stijena | remains of a medieval fortification in my mother’s village. my great-grandfather was the imam in this mosque and i was told he’s buried in it’s courtyard. 

#last time i went there i tried to find his grave with no luck bc i couldn't read the inscriptions on the gravestones #that remains a very special day in my memory though #in the morning my dad took me to a clinic to get a wisdom tooth surgically removed #this is in a different town to ours #since we were there we decided to visit my uncle. my mom's brother #it just so happened he was planning to have a lamb roast in the afternoon #my uncle makes his living from agriculture and selling livestock #they told us we have to stay and obviously we couldn't refuse lol #but in the meantime we went to this place #outside of the city walls there's another graveyard and in it are buried three of my siblings who died shortly after birth in 1993 #my dad showed me their grave. it had a little iron fence around it but he told me he wished he'd gotten them a proper gravestone #after my dad died i told this to my family and my grandma wouldn't rest until we fulfilled his wish #we stayed the whole day at my uncle's and went home after dark #my dad played šemsa suljaković zar za mene nema sreće in the car on the way home #and said #ima tih pjesama koje te ugrizu za džigeru #*there are those songs that sink their teeth into your liver* #p #bosnia

[sharkieboi]

rereading through other Fairy Tales writing assignments that I did and i forgot how much i fucking hated Bettelheim lol

#shhh sharkie #may have also been projecting some feelings of parent abandonment but like #not me basically using one of my major papers to just rip his interpretations to shreds #i mean he literally tried to be like ‘children are inherently selfish and they don’t want their parents to abandon them because… #…they sexually desire their opposite sex parent’ LIKE. GIRL WHAT. WHO ARE YOU WHAT THE FUCK. #i wrote a full essay about Hansel and Gretel specifically to roast Bettelheim #he’s all like ‘oh children project their own flaws on parents’ and i rebutted ‘nah parents just suck sometimes and thats not on the kids’ #literal sentence: ‘The parents are most definitely to blame for abandoning and hurting their children’ #‘The children have done nothing to deserve this fate besides exist.’ #AND IM RIGHT #also Bettelheim based a lot of his analysis on Freud’s theories of the psyche so like. inherently don’t trust that.

[aurivore]

𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐬 : 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬

✧ Animal:      The Felidae family, with a strong preference toward lions. ✧ Flowers:     Reed flower. ✧ Scent:        Cistus-labdanum incense, freshly polished steel, myrrh, baked clay, crushed grapes for wine fermentation.  ✧ Coffee:      Black, spiced with cardamom and saffron. ✧ Tea:            Marjoram tea. ✧ Drink:         Wine. ✧ Alcohol:      Well-aged date wine and golden beer (kaš sig), the latter malted with barley and emmer. ✧ Food:         Salted and spiced meats, particularly roast kid; ‘exotic’ game meats with deep, rich flavors; unleavened bread of sasqû flour; fruits with dark juice, such as grapes and pomegranates. ✧ Dessert:     Girí lam pastry, which was reserved only for individuals in Sumerian society of the highest conception and authority: kings and gods. Sweetened with honey, flour-bound, prepared with dates and raisins imported from Smyrna through trade. ✧ Clothing:    Whatever he declares is of high standing and is worthy of being worn by him. Fine robes with luxurious dyes and long kaunakes (a symbol of his Kingship) were the basis of his wardrobe in his time. Has a marked preference for gold and darker colors, such as black, crimson, and royal blue. He particularly loves his modern ‘rider outfit’, such so that it being marred by a speck of dust or being grazed by an unworthy hand is an insult. ✧ Candy:      Mersu with date syrup and ghee. ✧ Left or Right Handed?:       Equally ambidextrous with both hands. However, he always wields Ea with his right, and clutches the Chains of Heaven with his left. ✧ Sloppy or Neat Writing?:    Immaculate and authoritative in the way it is bereft of any fallacy. Near-clinical in its perfection. Any errors in penmanship or tablet-make are mistakes he does not commit. In the manner of conveying his own speech, his court scribes are also expected to never falter. The King’s words are far heavier than any tablet or stone upon which they are carved.  ✧ Clean or Messy Home?:    The palace servants will ensure the former. ✧ Shower in Morning or Night?:      Either. Does not ‘shower’ in the modern sense, but rather takes highly luxurious baths. ✧ Tasks Done Early or Last Minute?:      Does it matter? He decides when things begin and when they end. ✧ Love Language?:        Gilgameš does not love lightly. Like his feelings toward mankind, his love is exceedingly vast and unfathomable and consuming. As shown in his constant combat with Enkidu, the two of them conversing not with tongue but with the clash of blade and battle, too is that violence a manifestation of his affection —  just as he is willing to commit what is deemed by the masses as atrocities in the name of seeing Man prosper. The Gate of Babylon as an infinite testimony to mankind’s achievements and value further elicits how humanity is endeared to him. Words were deemed as having numinous significance in ancient Sumer, and every breath of the King is worth its weight in gold — if he declares you as invaluable, then that truth is absolute for all of time. If one must allocate a love language (that is not to exclude him from showing any of the others), it would perhaps be quality time, whether bestowing the turmoil that precedes growth, providing his aid (even if under the guise of desiring entertainment), or simply him allowing someone to exist next to him in comfortable, intimate silence — if Gilgameš is not already communicating in his own ‘language’, that is. Simply because it is elusive does not mean it is not there. It is important to look not merely at what he says but what he means, to see the fine lines in his actions. ✧ Believe in Love at First Sight?:        He can appraise the value of anything simply by gazing upon it. And he knows that worth well. If it is valuable enough he may even wish to attain it. But to garner his interest and desire is not equivalent to invoking so visceral and complex a feeling within him as love, something which he stringently distances himself from. In a word: no. 

𝐓𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 : @adpulvis and @artificile. Thank you! 𝐓𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 : @kyrieleisen, @kishisms, @maledicti-oculi, @lyriccl, @koorinohebi., @moonlightmagus​.

#𝐇𝐂. He who has seen everything‚ I will make known to the lands. #(icon artist credit: a.u. delete / pixiv ID 5376622) #// I've done 'muse associations' before but ascertaining innate preferences is fun #Gilgamesh's tastes are ancient - though this is not to say he cannot deem modern ones worthy - #and as such this is reflected in his preferences. Spices and seasonings were reserved for the higher echelons in Ancient Sumer #(they also didn't have sugar so foods were sweetened with honey #as well as fruit syrups and juices) #even modern fruits have been enhanced to be sweeter through artificial selection so Gil is highly selective about which fruits he eats #in modern incarnations. On another note - roast kid was considered a very luxurious meal in his time. #His palate is highly attuned (he would be considered a 'super taster' in modern medicine) and as such he is highly particular about his food #(+ did you know putting saffron in coffee gives it a golden colour?) #(also sasqu flour was used in rituals. The presence of it in Gil's preference for bread is but one manifestation of him being irreverent #to the gods.) #as for his favorite flower. I've thought about his heavily. Gilgamesh himself mentions the 'mankind is a thinking reed' quote in CCC #And reeds (alongside clay) were an incredibly vital resource in Ancient Mesopotamia #To say it was foundational is no exaggeration. The reed stylus was the foundation for writing; reeds were used as the basis of housing; #reeds boats revolutionized aquatic travel; etcetera #This importance alongside the metaphor for the reed symbolizing mankind's ingenuity #led me to believe Gilgamesh would value seeing them bloom.