#hes got that they/he/she ussy

[captaindysdexic]

He's my little boy toy twink

#reverse 1999 #r1999 #he needs to be protected at all costs #i want this twink obliterated #objectify him #hes got that they/he/she ussy #how is no one talking about him #diggers r1999 #Diggers #r1999 Diggers

[charliemwrites]

Introducing: Rook “Duke” Alistair

(Just a little character intro before she makes a proper appearance in the SpecGru fic)

It’s 2am.

It’s 2am and Kate’s phone is buzzing. A rapid, violent bzzt-bzzt-bzzzzzzt pattern that shakes the few other items on the nightstand. Incessant. Important.

She plucks it off the charger already wide awake, propped on one elbow to block some of the screen light from reaching the other side of the bed.

“Laswell,” she answers, hushed.

The voice on the other end is not. “Gooood mornin’, boss.”

“It’s 2am, Duke.”

“It’s 2:17 to be precise.”

Kate doesn’t bother to check the clock. “You're calling for a good reason, I assume.”

“Of course!” In the background, there’s a computerized ding. Then the clacking of a keyboard. Duke continues, still bright as birdsong, “I have a lead on that terrorist cell. Not - hold on - Nelson, put my slushee back in there I’ll get it in a damn minute! Anyway, not the one with the ugly flag. The one with the dumb name.”

Nelson, Kate thinks vaguely, is going to get mysteriously transferred if he doesn’t stop messing with a certain tech’s frozen treats. This is the third time this week.

“The Gun Fathers?” she offers.

“Haha, yeah them!” More clicking. A thump and a yelp in the background. “They’re planning on taking some exchange students hostage in Russia.”

Kate’s slips out of bed, phone held in place with her shoulder. Sighs a little wistfully at her wife’s sleeping form, but duty calls. She’ll make this up to her - dinner at that nice tapas place, maybe. Duke can get them a reservation.

“What students?”

“Working on the individual files now, but it looks like a fun mix. Some Australians, some Brits, a bunch of US citizens… ooh, someone from France, that’s rough.”

Hell, that’s a lot of governments to coordinate with.

“Where?” Kate asks, tugging her socks on.

“Looks like they’re going to grab them from a hotel in the Caucuses. Caucuses? Cauc-ussies? Cucksies?”

She pauses to drop a gentle kiss to her wife’s cheek, then pads out of their bedroom. The house is dark, cool. She navigates without light, stepping into her shoes.

“How many?”

The cats stretch as she passes through the living room, snatching her shoulder holster out of the hall closet.

“16 students total, not sure how many terrorists. Aw, is Chauncey awake? Give him a smooch for me! These dummies usually go for a ratio of three innocents to one dummy though. Ugh it’s not a round number.”

More clacking. The sound of a plastic rapper through the earpiece. Duke’s broken out the candies then.

“What else have you got for me?”

“It looks like we’ve got about 35 hours until they move in. But! We confiscated their new supply of guns during that border raid soooooo—” she clicks her tongue, the typing sounds get much louder and faster for a moment. “They should be… pretty… low… on… ammo…”

A pause Duke seems to focus on something. Kate takes the opportunity to finish’s dressing, keys in her hand. She pats Chauncey and Augustus as she passes them.

“I’ll be there in fifteen,” she says.

A hum. “Eleven, actually. I have the traffic system pulled up.”

Of course she does. Laswell would tell her to stop doing that if she thought it would do any good.

“I’m sending a bunch of files your way,” Duke adds. “Drive safe and give Chauncey that damn smooch!”

The phone beeps as the call disconnects. When Kate looks at her phone screen, she’s got a small library of information waiting for her. Names, locations, pictures and security feeds - and a note promising more on the way.

#cod #thoughts™️ #my writing #fanfiction #reader fic #rook ‘Duke’ Alistair #my oc #cod oc

[socialistexan]

He got them GBA Tiddies and she got that N64-ussy

[hostilemuppet]

Wait- what does branch identity as?!? He gets called a lesbian but like, is he one of the like 8 they/them ‘ussys creek did the Hokey Pokey with?!?

branch was NOT one of creeks seven theyfab exes 😭 we have a list of every ex but we havent decided how important theyll be to the tdau yet so for now its in the vault. anyway tdau branch is a transfem nonbinary he/him butch lesbian. we dont actually have a concrete rulebook for what titles branch does and does not like, or how he wants to be referred to at any given moment, we just kinda go with what works at the time. i think its funnier if sometimes someone just goes "i dont think thats right" and no elaboration is given. the only trolls whove actually asked him are poppy, bruce, and probably guy. delta never asked but she also knows exactly what to say bc shes got a 6th sense for these things

#ask #tdau

[moon0fairy]

Ted Lasso finale 3x12 haha:

„That was a crime“ „Speaking of which.. Rupert Manion“

…. They really know how to subvert an audience, they reallyhad me there for a sec…

This poor cleaning lady

Judge Mcadoo damnn

Dani whuuut he‘s innocent your honor!!!!

Aww Jamie putting more money in

Expensive dinner huh

Is Roy and Keeley scaring each other gonna be a running gag now

„Stuff“ (Jamie)

Beard for the love of god leave this woman

TRENT🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Beard already underlining (just to make Trent nervous)

So everyone already knows about Ted leaving…

„Whatever you guys want“

Oh god

KEELEY TRENT INTERACTION

Keeley and Jamie hugging and you see Roy between them oh boi

Are we finally getting a Trent and Ted scene

„I just want you to like it“

Royoo🥹🥹

Me seeing Roy and Jamie fight: please just shut up and kiss

Now they‘re just idiots

If you go I go

Not them both showing up beaten up by Keeley

„You should just pick“ (if she says why do I have to pick when I can have both I‘ll scream)

Yeah honestly better choice

Ohh finally the Ted and Nate talk

They should paint „Believe“ on there honestly

MICHAEL OMG

Well Dr Jakobson that was rude (the look between Henry and Michelle)

ROY

Trent raising his finger every time he wants to speak

TRENTS HAIR IS PERFECT

Nate can finally talk about his girlfriend🥹

Damn that‘s a big avocado

No more Van Damme!!

This video sucks I don‘t want to cry already (apparently they had the same problem)

(Spotted Trents hair behind Ted)

Zorro literally blocked every score last game what‘s going on???

Awww all got a believe piece

Also that was the book Ted gave Jamie in the first season wasn‘t it?

Getting a new one would be easier but it‘s for the ~symbol~

ISAAC LETS GO

Huh???

Not the guy😂😂😂 (Barbara having the time of her life)

Rupert and his stupid villain coat

🤢🤢

Sassy also having the time of her life

TED KNOWS THE GAME

Jamie is doing the thing !!! From season one !!!! So many throwbacks!!!!

🥳🥳🥳🥳

COLIN !!!!!

So Rebecca didn‘t sell the club?

Ussie guy !!!!

Beard please leave Jane (also Ted please leave too and run into Trents arms)

NOOO WE GOT BEARDS NAME

Nooooo go with him😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

BOAT GUY OMG

TED WOULD NEVER MISS BEARDS WEDDING WTF

Also Dani giving us the poly representation ok!!

The ending was just me crying so no comment on any of that even tho I have thoughts but I need to stop crying first 🤣

#ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso commentary #ted lasso 3x12 #trent crimm #colin hughes #rebecca welton #keeley jones #jamie tarrt #roy kent #sam obisanya #isaac mcadoo #nathan shelley #coach beard

[trinrose3]

Sorry to bring up old news but what happened to samdoesart and kooleen? ←doesnt have tiktok

sorry it’s really late and I don’t want to make you wait over like 12 hours so sorry if this is hard to understand that’s on my part but BASICALLY:

recently samdoesart posted a draw of tlou featuring Ellie and Joel. Which was:

A LOT of people got mad (rightfully so imo) because of how Ellie was drawn. He then went on to Twitter to say “he only draws faces he finds attractive as a straight man” which is why he always draws females with the exact same face. Which got people rightfully even more upset because A) Ellie is FOURTEEN!!! And B) the actor who plays Ellie (Bella Ramsey) is non-binary. So he’s in some hot water for basically p*do shit and misogyny

Kooleen. Ugh. God I hate her fjdndnd. She also has the same issues that Sam does with the “attractive” same face syndrome faces. She also posted a YouTube clip of her drawing Anya from soy x family and commented Anyussy…which if you know what -ussy adds to stuff then 😬.

They also both just give like really shitty advice that can be a little misogynistic fatphobic and racist if you look closely enough and focusing on “fixing” / “yassifyibg” (<- barf ) other peoples art to look exactly like their cookie cutter bland ass art style.

Overall pretty shitty people who are in it for the money (<- kooleen at least) and bad vibes all around

#samdoesarts #kooleen #samdoesart critical #Kooleen critical

[hellsvestibule]

Seee if nobody else got me I know @zeravmeta got me. Please please pleaseee….I…insane clown p-ussy...

I think in his interactions w Anyone really. he needs to be read as pretentiously playing the “devil you know.” Like, as you mentioned here for Jeanne this takes the form of like, an unhinged desperate man turning to her for forgiveness. But he changes his personality up a bit w everyone he talks to in a way that mirrors their perceived insecurities. All of its genuinely Him because he has a strong personality, but he also has very strong paralels to every character I can think about him having any sustained interaction w. I can’t even really get into all of them cuz I’d be here forever but I’ll rant a bit about some scenes he has w Jeanne, mash, the one valentines scene w Kama, his general shtick w nursery rhyme. And how murder at the kogetsukan is actually imo important to understanding who he is at heart.

The thing is in each case I can think of where he does this, the reality is he’s more similar to the person he’s trying to disturb than the person whose evil behavior he’s imitating. Or is equally similar to both and kind of bridges the theological gap between them a bit maybe. Like, w jeanne, it’s not just that he’s behaving like Gilles, he is also situationally a lot like Jalter, he himself is some weird horny old man’s botched lab experiment out to avenge himself and others like him, but also, his approach to this feels more abstract and inhuman than Jalter , more adjascent to jeanne herself, and I think that’s meaningful bc she sort of theologically distances herself from Jalter but here is a guy who is batshit in both ways. He enacts good will through force of evil deeds which distance him from being able to hold normal relationships, the type of morality I don’t think Jeanne who holds tight to goodness for goodness sake, or even most normal people, can really begin to comprehend, but it’s also, the same way others can’t comprehend her insistence that she’d hold tight to goodness no matter what is done to her. Both are simultaneously, totally reasonable for latching onto the abstract concepts of good and evil within their own perspective. But totally incomprehensible to anyone who isn’t also. like that. Sure Mephy may have the “selfish” Jalter adjacent motives of a victim lashing out to avenge himself in an undignified attempt to gain dignity. But also, like, fatalistic understanding of the will of god as something he serves at his own expense, means he kind of is a saint and martyr in his own weird way. When I say serving the will of god I don’t mean happily so, he even says to guda he wants to help them kill god, bc. Well, he’s the worst Big Daddy upstairs of them all. But he’s still a big daddy who can smite you like an insect, so you have to play by his rules. Mephy wants to make everyone think he’s evil, bc he wants to become a real devil, bc that’s what he thinks he exists to be, what will give him power to avenge himself, and so he’s purposely denigrating himself to an inhuman construct to achieve it, and a portion of the audience apparently buys it, bc just being an arrogant asshole dressed like a creepy clown is enough to rub a lot of people the wrong way. But imo he holds a similar type of arrogance as Jeanne’s in this regard. He’s holding himself to an impossible standard of both good and evil so he kind of had the right to call it out in her even if he’s a hypocrite, which he is in every interaction w everyone. And also, even the parallel to Gilles has multi tiered meaning, since Faust is often portrayed as a child abuser, and so is mephisto in the Goethe play, and he sort of ends said play lamenting his obsession w innocence and purity and inability to ever possess it being his downfall... and like, our Mephy, i would guess, despite the conflicting framing of him, probably doesn’t want to become that, but might sort of think this is his natural disposition or fate, simply bc the things he’s implied about Faust or at least how he perceives him. So only Jeanne can save him from becoming and committing evil like that right? But like. No. She can’t. Bc he’s not her devil. And she shouldn’t even really be held responsible for Gilles, or any other unhinged guy needing her forgiveness. Mephy is pointing out how many people approach her w this whim that she can make them fucking normal if she just hits them hard in the head w a brick. This is normal to her but it’s pitiful it’s normal and she accepts it as such, which he probably wants her to admit, bc his repeated theme across these interactions is that he just wants people to be happy and reject creeps like him, but tells them in the cruelest way possible. which brings me to. Mash!! Bc it paralels his behavior towards her too.

When he first meets Mash in garden of order, he says a bunch of things that are brought back as specific notes of contention within her dynamic w Beryl during the lostbelts (and also Pepe and Kadoc to some degree) He says he’s like her big brother in an attempt to get her guard down, which Fujimaru chips in instead of letting it fly as ironic or cruel like yeah yeah, you’re like her big brother, encouraging him in a positive way bc Fujimaru believes in everyone’s capacity to be equals, flying in the face of mephistos assumptions Fujimaru only likes mash bc her lack of agency and rebelliousness, so they would consequently hate him for being. Not a nice sweet submissive person. This is true of Mash in this point of the story, she has little agency in the earlier chapters, and if you understand his character you understand he actually relates to this and is genuinely horrified on her behalf, but is phrasing it more like it’s in a pitiful inconvenience than w the kindness it actually needs to be said, the same thing kadoc did which is why I point out it’s not just beryl even if it’s mostly beryl.

Bc he also says he watched his roommate repeatedly sever the arms of his family members every night, and due to his conditioning by Faust sacrificing humans (supposedly to aid in his creation) doesn’t know if this is done as an act of abuse or love, specifically adjascent to what beryl does to her and what she asks after. At this point in the story you haven’t met Beryl, but Mash still clearly dislikes this, she becomes visibly uncomfortable and for a short bit after that is slightly hesitant towards mephisto, but she also like, gets over it really quickly after she sees him attack his “bad” selves, stepping in to be like, oh, ok, I see you are trying to become a better person despite having been mislead and used as a proxy for other peoples violence. She Gets it. She’s the first to sort of commit to the repeated theme w Mephy, that everyone he attempts to harass is actually hesitantly accepting and compassionate towards him and willing to relate to him, he’s the one who most struggles to accept this possibility of having normal loved ones who care and understand him and not just bc they are naive and mislead by him. Bc if everyone trusts him not due to naïveté but due to recognition of everything he embodies. He loses power as a (theoretical) devil. He is obviously, regardless of his status as a know it all, mostly just a petulant traumatized child, with no real power over anyone. That’s both the sad and hopeful thing. Power is bad for him, it’s the corrupting force which will help him actualize into a real devil. But conversely he’s the easiest villain to defeat and in some ways purposefully so, because deep in his heart he doesn’t actually want to win. He just wants to be innocent, if someone does not give him any power over them by reacting with violence or hate, he utterly flounders. Devils only exist if you will them too, but nobody here wants the devil, they want Mephy to be whoever Mephy actually is, some sort of, weird pathetic clown guy who is sort of sweet and sort of an asshole? and that’s incredibly agonizing to him bc he doesn’t know who the fuck that is without Faust. He has very little personhood outside of Faust and yet constantly boasts his independence and freedom, for understandable reasons.

Preoccupation with avenging lost innocence is a good segueway to the valentines scene with Kama I think. Also note, I use Kama and Sakura sort of interchangeably here but I recognize they still separate characters. To me this scene reads as the character Kama wanting to offer something nice to the character child Sakura. But I sort of mush them together when discussing them.

IMO if you don’t understand these characters backstories still haunt them, this scene might fly totally past the radar as anything important, because Kama is trying to downplay her engagement in any of these scenes, so it’s played for silly and awkward in context. But that’s just any scene Mephy is in, and you have to look past it for what it really is. Kama is pretending to be a child at the park w her dad, sort of, mimicking maybe one of the last happy memories of childhood Sakura has, and Mephy is clearly here to play the villain, he doesn’t even really have to Try to be sakuras devil bc he’s already at glance an amalgamation of the worst traits of all the family members who hurt her but. Also. He’s a stranger,,, or more so, they sort of imply they concocted this scenario ahead of time and are just really bad actors motivated by the same wants, who are using each other as pawns for each others evil ends (showing the hypocrisy central to their approach).

However. Your feelings of dread are kind of mitigated by the obvious fact no one here wants to play out a depraved or traumatic scenario bc it clearly hits them too close to home. I think the implication given by their backstories is they are waiting to see if you are a creepy or innept dad towards child kama, because Mephy as we know from how he talks about Vicky Frank in London, is basically itching to smash literally every shitty dads shitty face in. but of course guda isn’t a shitty dad, so they’re left w nothing but a really awkward setup they’re trying to play off as meaningless that kinda screams like, this isnt meaningless and petty at all actually, both really wish their fucking parental figures had taken them to oniland instead of committing human rights violations. They did not get to have normal childhoods and so they implicitly. want this nice little fantasy to play out for child Sakura. without phrasing it as such bc that kind of open admission of vulnerability is forbidden, so mephisto, as usual, will play the villain to his dying breath, bc he won’t ever directly admit he’s traumatized. Neither will Kama of course, but this is -their- valentines scene, which necessitates them revealing more than he does. It goes to show how hard mephisto will self denigrate until the other party confronts their inner demons, and that’s bc the clown in him that exists to be humiliated and despised, which Kama has to give in to bc a god of love can only go so far in that capacity. So it feels like Kama is both. Irritated by the pretentiousness of this . He ends up being less like shinji or his father or zouken and more like Kariya, and that’s still shitty and traumatizing in its own way. Mephisto prefaces this scene as him being creepy but what he’s really doing is going oh poor baby whatever you’re going through is more important than having my own similar problems be understood. And of all things, that’s what fucks this scene up. She’s trying to brush off why this scenario or any of these scenarios exist bc she’s never dealt w this pain and assumed she could preface all of this w ironic detatchment. But still! Going to a park is something kariya and her mom used to do w her and her sister, showing she might not have actually totally forgotten what this type of thing means and holds sentimental attatchemt to the idea of it (a theme park just ups the ante and the fantasy aspect of it) But also do you really think Kama would admit they want this sort of sentimental thing unironically? So Mephy the clown must prove he is a worse more traumatized asshole than Kama , so she can admit by proxy she just wants to act like a normal innocent kid for a day, she doesn’t have to thank him for this role or even care about him, but she still points out hes not evil, that he does this as a pretentious part of being what he is, and she focuses on the one thing that’s Not familiar. Clown. he’s sticking to the act of a horrible despicable clown, even on Valentine’s Day, bc hes a very pathetic man scared of being loved, and would probably sooner die than admit that. kama does the big person thing, accepts the shallow pretense they brought you here w for the paradoxical depth it has, this is a normal scenario of a little girl at the theme park with her dad, who had a brush in with a creepy clown and just wants to feel protected and loved. Both of them are too detatched to tell Why you any of this was necessary, it’s the context of what they’ve said and done before now you need to read into, It actually makes me really sad to think about.

Also this is why I’m convinced Mephy is concious and self aware in murder at the kogetsukan. Even the naming convention and setup follows everything you see from the established patterns of interactions, the names of the violet family have a lot of biblical conventions which feel too convoluted to ignore the symbolism of. (Also, that dancing with Eve and Lilith is something he and Faust do in the play, and gorgon taking Margaret’s face in the same scene, there’s just a lot of weird little meta bits in here) Mephy’s character is named Cain, which imo gives him an excuse to break the fourth wall 4th wall and literally just be a self possessed actor rather than narratively lacking self awareness. Named after Gods grandson, whom God dismisses because his sacrifice of plant instead of meat is deemed less significant, and so he becomes possessed by the devil and enraged, and imo this is paraleling mephistos preoccupation w his doll body, how it implicitly makes him feel inherently objectified and worthless and inhuman. Like. Valentines day he gives you a pet which will explode and simulate artificial death, and tells you he wants you to see it as a mascot more worthy than fou. Or when you give him chocolate he’s like (clown screech) my heart valve is pumping. Constantly reminding you he isn’t human and feels awful about it. He thinks his own life and death is meaningless because he is artificial which is why he’s a self sacrificing individual. While maybe not concious and self aware. Ignore everything Moriarty says abt the faces not being significant? They are, Lancelot is cast as and is subsequently the perfect father to this stand in for mephisto bc he’s also struggling w these same feelings and told it all to kariya back in fate zero, and he’s worried he’s a bad dad who would objectify or traumatize his kid, something you see Moriarty needle him for in grand carnival albeit played for laughs at the fact that usually Lancelot is the one who ends up objectified, but Moriarty is also someone who needles peoples trauma when trying to help them. But Lancelot’s like, not what people assume him to be, he’s a genuinely loving person, and so is his character by proxy, so the second “Cain” realizes this, he has a massive sentimental breakdown where he says he loves his family and wants to save them, and I think this is important not to distance the characters 100% from the npcs in this moment bc it shows major facets of Mephisto and Lancelot that often get ignored or misunderstood, and lets mephisto actually commit to his genuine issue of just wanting a dad who loves him normally and showcases that Lancelot actually is so good he wouldn’t care if he’s in a family unit wher he’s a cuckold or his kid is a crazy loser like him, the things people sort of assume he’s preoccupied w being like the possession of another man’s wife or having the perfect child, but like, no, he genuinely just wants to love the people he’s with in the moment but is hesitant to attempt it. the event isn’t totally uncorrelated to the faces the npcs have at all. For some people at least (Mephy, Lancelot, Moriarty, and Mordred off the top of my head) all had some deep seated desire or other fulfilled by this scenario . (Sherlock npc dies, mordred npc has a dick) I can’t really rationalize the others but these 4 at least are super obvious, and it’s part of why I want to “blame” mephisto bc I think out of everyone his reasons for wanting this and ability to put it into place as a mythological wish granter who concocts dreams, makes the most sense motive wise, and also, the deadly fever guda falls under as well as the fantasy concocted are both things mephistos poison is capable of in faust. But I might be missing something, it’s possible like the drama Cd or something I don’t remember revealed a culprit behind the “it was all a dream” thing, but I just think it’s notable that for mephisto there is no barrier between dreams and reality.

Also I should probably mention the importance of his dynamic w nursery rhyme mirroring the absense of what he and Kama don’t have? She calls him uncle mephy and is clearly like, trying to talk him out of his nihilistic suicidal outlook of reality. Bc well whatever, they are both helpless broken dolls but also, she has reason to form sentimental attatchment to clowns, they -are- familiar to her, Faust was one of the first plays put on by pantomime, clown theatre, as was the goose that laid the golden egg, a story about sacrificing something loyal to you so you can reap the immediate benefits of its labor. and I think the latter was one of the performances where mother goose went from a folklore figure to having a canon physical appearance (and you can see as of fgo she still does not, she’s still using Alice’s appearance) and there’s even more nameplay going on w the paralels to kariya she’s invoking w the uncle Mephy shtick making them like kariya and Sakura, kariyas name means “wild goose” and being sent on a wild goose chase is a euphemism for becoming lost in pursuit of something you desire. Mephy doesn’t seem to accept anything in reality as anything but nonsense and farce, yet he constantly imbues every attempt at nonsense and trivializing peoples problems w a huge load of painful sincerity. mother goose is, itself, a book of mostly nonsense. But its sentimental purpose as a familiar children’s book and folklore brushes against his, saying “you have a home here” something he’s obviously in severe denial of wanting but also manages to make 90% of his personality. Mephisto at the start of faust is literally just a lost dog looking for a home. @zeravmeta mentioned how little of Mephy is even allowed to be himself, and he exists mostly through others and like, yeah! There’s more paralels than there is Mephy at a certain point. every “joke” scene Mephy is in is actually majorly sad and fucked up the moment you take a minute to dissect it. Bc he’s convinced trauma makes him funny, when it only paradoxically makes him funny by sheer force of how unfunny he is.

#clown clown clown #faust grand order #laust in the faust #a very long post so do not click if you don’t want to read very long analysis of the fucking clown #source: repeated Faust reader and appreciator who actually mostly likes what fgo has done w him #also you are welcome to add or correct any details bc I’m working from memory here I’m prone to getting things wrong when I do that #and ofc zerav you don’t have to read it now or ever but I said I’d post it and tag you if you were ok w that so I will #oh and want to confirm I recognize Kama and Sakura are separate beings but I think you need to address the needs of both correlating there

[janaknandini-singh999]

Chapter 4

"Shl- umm ugh damn you're a mess, honey. Here." Manika offered a tissue to Shlokaa in the washroom but she just glared at it

"Well, at least you took care of that dyke." she smirked. "Now for that autistic bitch. Your friendship standards did go downhill, girl. I mean, I was here the whole time plus we've known each other since we were kids. There's one bitch who ain't into men and one who'd just cry and shake uncontrollably while being fucked by one. What has the world come to-"

"Shut your goddamn mouth, Manika. If you dare say one more-"

Suddenly one of the stalls' door unlocked and Aditi came out, sobbing. Shlokaa ran and hugged her.

"Oopsie." Manika looked at her, then at Shlokaa and finished washing her hands

"Get out. right. now." Shlokaa hissed

Manika raised her hands in mock defeat and left, eyeing her and smiling before she did

"I'm so so sorry. She was talking nonsense." Shlokaa kissed her friend's forehead

Despite it, Aditi laughed "Nahh, don't make it look better than it is. I am autistic, let's face it. But not severely, unlike unfortunate ones who are. There's still so much stigma and I-"

"I know, sweetheart. I know." Shlokaa held her tighter

"But one thing she got right. Crying and shaking uncontrollably? Why, that's just great sex and I want that, come on!" she laughed "But if you don't want to be friends anym-"

"Of course not, shut up!"

Aditi smiled wistfully "Speaking of friends, poor Vilasini."

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Vilasini had been crying for a while now, curled up outside the little pooja grah.

Good for her she was a silent one, she'd be breaking down and nobody in the house would know. Right now, she just whispered

"Where am I going wrong, Kanha? I.. I thought if I could be as charming as you, maybe... I forgot your life was not easy either. It was everything but that and I feel you, bestie. Sometimes I feel you're the only one who gets me."

As if to contradict that right away, her phone rung. She slowly went to her room where it was and cleared her throat before answering.

"Hello?"

"Crying?"

Vilasini sighed and rolled on the bed, exhausted

"That evident?"

"Uhmmhm. You know, we could pull a Baazigar on her. I make her fall for me then kill her and throw into the sea hehehe"

"That's one big vendetta, R. But if she couldn't fall for a pretty face like me, how would she for an ugly ass like yours?"

"Even in this condition, you're roasting me! Talk about coping mechanisms."

"True. But thanks for the thought. What would I have done without you, mY saviour?"

A knock. "I'll call you back later, Raman."

"Complicated" would be an understatement for brown households. A girl and guy can't just be 'best friends'. Same sex ones can't be more than friends.

Vilasini opened the door to see her mother.

"Rakhi toh pehnaa do apne bhai ko." She came in, dressed impeccably in an orange sari and then whispered "gift bhi toh milega."

"Arey, ussi se koi meri raksha kar le. Paise main hi de du phir." Vilasini mumbled but went to change before coming into the living room.

"Meri favourite behen!! Where's my mithai and rakhi?!" Vilasini's brother squealed and then lowering his voice "should I tell mummy on this auspicious occasion that you're gay?" and chuckled

"Laao, mummy thaali. Yeh zyaada hi bol raha hain, iska muh mithai se band toh karu!"

"Hey! No fighting on festivals! Also, I have something to tell you both. We are shifting."

Vilasini's brother groaned and went inside his room. Vilasini came closer to her mother.

"What? Waapis? Mummy, you know how much it took for me to adjust to being your perfect girl and make this many friends. How many times do I keep doing it?"

"I know, beta but your papa is in such a job. He's in the army, we've got to respect that. Life is all about adapting and army kids have an edge because of this. But there's a good news. We are shifting to your favourite cousin Aditi's city! Khush ho na, beta? I made the arrangements so you'll be in the same school as hers!"

Vilasini's world tilted. Aditi's school is also Shlokaa's. That meant seeing her every day.

"The other day at didi's reception shaadi-" Vilasini thought about how she would tell about the incident to her mother. She finally said firmly "mummy, I have something to tell you."

"Jaanti hu. Tumhe ladkiyan pasand hain, na?"

Another shock. A greater one. It was a surprise how she was standing on her feet right now.

"Mum-"

"Shh. Kuch kehne ki zaroorat nahi hain."

"Did he tell-" Vilasini's mouth opened, pointing to her brother's room

She shook her head "Mujhe toh pata bhi nahi thha ki usse pata hain. Does everyone here know but me?"

"Aisa nahi hain, mummy. Maine toh abhi baba ko bhi.. he toh wouldn't even."

"Shh, fathers worry too but mothers are mothers aur main mummy hu tumhari. Mujhe nahi pata chalta toh kisse chalta? You know, there was a time when parents used to decide everything for their children, including careers? But only the child knows where their true passion lies. So, we shouldn't force our perceptions, our identity on them. Same goes for everything else, including who they love. Even if people decide for their children, they don't end up dealing with the consequences themselves, the child does. Journey sabki alag hain."

"Oye hoye, meri chalti phirti self help book." Vilasini couldn't help herself and embraced her mother, crying

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Didi, I want to tell you something."

Shlokaa turned around "What is it, Jai? Get your Rakhi tied fast I have work to do."

"I.. I don't feel like a boy."

Shlokaa sat up and blanked out "What?"

"Please don't tell anyone, didi. Please please! I just had to tell someone. I've been.. it's been a long time. I.. almost tried to. But then I realized I don't want to end my life. I want to live. As myself."

Dreading it, shlokaa held up her hand and touched the kid softly "It's all ok, my love. I'll be your sister regardless." and got a hug

"I love you, didi."

"I love you, too- um"

"Jaya." her sister's eyes twinkled with so much happiness Shlokaa thought she would cry

"Jaya, my beautiful sister."

Jaya sobbed in her arms and suddenly sat upright "And oh, I want to tie Rakhi to you. I've realized gender and love, romantic or platonic, never matters. All it takes is for it just to be there. And you've always protected me."

"Jai, Shlokaa! Come, let's do the Rakhi now." their mother called

On being called her dead name, Jaya grew sad but Shlokaa held her hand, mouthing "Don't worry, we will handle it."

"There you both are! Also, Shlokaa, a new student is coming to the school tomorrow. Help me with her files and to get her settled."

Shlokaa's mother was a teacher and very serious about her work. She had her files open even on the table right now.

"Oh, it's Aditi's cousin Vilasini. She'll be in your class."

#desi aesthetic #desiblr #desi tag #desi #desi culture #desi dark academia #desi stuff #desi academia #desi girl #just desi things #desi wlw #saptiya series

[ningning1real]

Ningning as a camgirl

|TW camgirl ningning|praising|slut kink|dildos|butt plugs|overstimulated|name calling|machine dildos|not idol ua |I'll add more if needed

It was a normal day for ningning going grocery shopping for new food to put in the apartment that she was living in, once she got home and put her groceries away she got bored and decided to masturbate as her loud moans filled the room after she came she got a idea what if she became a camgirl ningning knows she's sexy by the looks people give her she often hear people saying stuff like "I want to fuck her so bad" or "you look sexy in those short skirt mind if I slap your ass" or "I bet you'll look good sucking me off" and all those comments of random people did not make her feel uncomfortable it made her feel turned on, so she made an account on a popular camgirl website and also order alot of sex toys 3 weeks later her toys got sent to her apartment she got on the shortest skirt on that she could find in her closet and wearing a very small top that barley covers her chest she looked at her self in the mirror thinking she looked hot . So she got her setup and started to live stream she was just touching her tits a bit and rubbing her clit moaning people started to join her live saying "wow she's hot" and "I want to fuck her" as she reads more comments she gets out her butt plug as she put it in she groaned almost making her cum she took out a dildo and put in her pussy making her cum she started to move the toy in and out making her shake and moan yes yes yes watch me get fucked by my dildo ningning moaning out loud in a moany voice she then puts the dildo machine in her ussy while she also puts a vibrator on her clit making her scream in pleasure she starts to read some more comments while she get pounded by the machine people started to follow her and send money. She started to feel a orgasm come she started to grind on the dildo which turned on the viewers people started to call her a slut which turned her on even more ningning started to squirt allover the place then she starts to move in a different position so her butt can face the camera taking out her butt plug and places her butt in the dildo machine and turned it on to the highest level and it started to pound her butt ningning moan so loud that everyone in the apartment building could hear her she felt like a total whore and she loved it making her want more ningning played with her nipples she desired to get fucked by real people but this is good enough for her as of now she moaned louder and louder and louder all you could hear was her sloppy ass getting fucked she loved it making a hentai face she felt so GOOD but good was a under statement ningning rubbed her pussy hard and harder she felt like she was going to explode her ussy was making wet lewd sounds so was her ass comments was saying "wow what a slut" and "she's definitely a whore " or "I'll give you money if you fuck me irl" she was all wet from all the cum and squirting she was doing "fuck me I'm your slut" ningning said. she started to hump the dildo "ah aha more ahhhh fuck me like a dirty girl" as she says making a hentai face slobing all over the place her boobs were wet and as she was about to come she got a nock on the door which kinda brought ningning back to reality she realized she was being overly loud the banging on the door started again then ningnings chat noticed too she quickly got a robe on even though she could barely walk and she quickly turned off the cam the viewers are thinking of what could have happened. ningning is trying to walk to the door her neighbor looked pissed and sleepy but her moaning kept him up he told her to quit making some much noise people are trying to sleep (btw this is at night) "I'm so so so sorry for all the noise I'll try to be more quiet" ningning said with a embarrassed face then closes and goes to take a shower and cleans up to go to bed 🛏️

#kpop #ningning #aespa #kpop smut #smut #aespa smut #fanfic #ningning smut #fypツ #smut with plot #aespa imagines #hard thoughts #new to blogging

[rebeccasbiscuitbox]

Okay, I wanna take just a second to talk about things I actually liked in the finale. (In roughly chronological order because I can't remember exact timing of some scenes.)

Stuff I already mentioned: The last ride of the Diamond Dogs, with Roy finally joining the pack! COLIN KISSING HIS FELLA AT THE END OF THE MATCH! Rebecca choosing to keep Richmond and share it with the fans! A women's team!

1.) Higgins and Keeley trying to get Rebecca to talk about Rupert's divorce. I relate to the mixture of trying to be a supportive friend, wanting the tea, and wanting the opportunity to trash someone you hate.

2.) Ted and Rebecca sitting right beside each other in a sea of empty seats. It was kind of romantic, but I also liked it as a callback to Ted and Roy sitting together in one of the earliest episodes. So I would've liked a little callback to the "This is what my ticket says" line which is an underrated joke, IMO, and would've helped the tension, but that's fine.

3.) I love Rebecca outlining how Henry could come over to England, and having a plan for Michelle, too, because she doesn't just want to pull him away from his other parent. She really cares about Ted's family. But then she doesn't mention Jake at all cause fuck that guy.

4.) Ted's approval of the team's good-bye dance leading to a completely over-the-top celebration complete with Trent taking off his jacket and whirling it in the air. It was so ridiculous.

5.) The return of Shannon! Did we see her in any other episode this season?

6.) Sassy roasting Rupert one last time. I love it. I love her.

7.) Beard going a little too hard on the good-bye video and everyone starting the match crying.

8.) Barbara.

9.) I really like how much of the match we got to see. I feel like it took up half the runtime or so? Which feels like a lot more than we usually get and I feel like that makes sense given what a big part of the ending it was.

10.) I love Dr. Sharon getting so into the match. She really loves that team. And her coming back to head up a whole mental wellness department was so lovely.

11.) The whole part with the BELIEVE sign and the fact that they kept the pieces close to them. I was a little skeptical at first cause, like, it sure didn't seem like enough pieces to go around but yeah, it got me in the end.

12.) Higgins seeing that Isaac is taking the kick and immediately trying to protect his wife.

13.) Rupert being chased off the pitch by thousands of people calling him a wanker. Poetic cinema.

14.) Ted doing the same dance that he did with his former team.

15.) The return of the Ussie Guy!

16,) The snowglobe!

17.) KBPR! Complete with that one guy! I forget his name but I liked him.

Hey, that's a longer list than I expected, tbh.

Okay, back to complaining.

#I'm joking #I don't think I have any more complainy posts to make #but I'm sure I have more to reblog #but I did want to show some appreciation for the little things I liked #finale-feels-posting #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers

[fuckyeahfightlock]

Have I got a holiday movie rec for you!

Netflick gives us Falling For Christmas, a city girl/country guy snowy rom com starring Lindsay Lohan.

Let’s talk about Lindsay Lohan!

This girl is gorgeous. Fantastically pretty. She looks stunning in every shot, without a filter (but with some face work, clearly--her forehead does not budge a millimeter). And, man, is she funny! Her comic instincts and timing come as a pleasant surprise every time I see her. She does some slapstick, she does some sarcasm, she does some camp glamour. I mean. As for me and my house, we stan Lindsay Lohan and wish her nothing but the best from now until forever.

As half of an online influencer couple, Sierra Belmont is living a glam life. Her father (played by Jack Wagner, who when I was a preteen in the ‘80s was the heartthrob on General Hospital but is somehow now old enough to play Lindsay Lohan’s father?! He’s also had some face work but most of it didn’t take) wants her to come work at his ultra-elite mega ski resort business under a title even she realises is meaningless, Director of Atmosphere. Her “ussie”-taking, trending boyfriend is very amusing. As he proposes atop a mountain during an Insta photo shoot, she accidentally falls down the mountain (hilarious) and then so does he (he tries to grab her by the engagement ring!), and she hits a tree with her head which does not kill or even bruise her, but does give her amnesia.

Unsure who she is, she is taken in by the owner of the local, smaller, ADORABLE I WANT TO GO TO THERE IT HAS SO MUCH CHRISTMAS DECOR ski resort--our second Jake of the season!--and his family (mother-in-law and daughter; wife is conveniently dead). Sierra takes on the name of one of the daughter’s stuffed animals (Lindsey and the child-actor have terrific interactions; healing the inner child much, LinLin?), Sara, and learns to live like a pleb, doing laundry, making beds, trying to flip pancakes. There’s a holiday fair and some Santa magic. There’s a fundraiser to save the down-and-out resort.

EVENTUALLY, people look for/find Sierra and remind her who she is. She ditches her fuschia rabbit fur ski hat for jeans and tartan blazer (the art direction and costuming does amazing stuff with the red/green palette--a red Maserati with green racing stripes; designer sunglasses in red and green acrylic--not OTT but appreciated), and decides maybe Jake and his Little Resort That Could might could use some help getting back on its feet.

Everything you want in a Christmas rom com. Ten outta ten.

#holiday viewing #christmas movies #holiday movies #Falling For Christmas

[abovethemists]

I cackled through most of that episode. It didn’t make me emotional at all. Lots of funny callbacks. Got Sharon and the ussie guy and Roy as manager. Every ship lost except Colin/Michael. Idk. It wasn’t bad. It was definitely cheesy at parts. I still hate Dutch boat man. He’s so creepy! Also, Michelle was obviously over Dr Jake during the whole watching the game bit, but she and Ted aren’t back together right? Because ew.

All in all it was very open ended. And the show completely bungled Nate/Ted’s relationship which seemed to be the big story of the season but was just kind of mostly ignored and then quickly resolved. But that’s a season long issue, not finale specific.

#ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers

[mr-independent]

'its been a while bud,' you might be saying, 'whereve you been?'

Doing stuff. My life is busy as all hell lately, but hey at least i got a free neon yellow fitbit out of the deal. Ironically, yellow is one of my favourite colours and also one of the 2 (two) colours that i can't really see. Yes, I have tritanomaly. No, I don't understand how those two things can both be true, either.

Anyways it's Christmas in May, dear 4 followers that love these posts, so let's crack open a cold one for the boys and get right into it.

S2e4, Coach Santa:

-- why is Colin wearing a turkey hat? I thought that was an American Thanksgiving thing? (Edit: apparently people eat turkey on Xmas. I grew up so decolonized i asked my mom once why my friend Baz wore a t necklace when his name started with a B. Turns out it was a cross. All I know of Xmas comes from Santa depictions and Christmas themed tv show episodes lmao)

-- Isaac's Santa outfit is fucking Iconic

-- Keeley and the Diamond Dogs is such an underrated dynamic i love them so much

-- the immediate teamwork to put together the gift for Jamie is a cute little moment 🥰

-- the title callback to the weird claymation short thing is also a nice touch. Can you tell i love Xmas episodes bc i do. I'm also Jewish lol. And I love irony.

-- I keep forgetting Roy's sister is a surgeon. Also Sexy December 28th is hilarious, i really hope they stuck with it

-- what in the world is the Higgins kid doing with a surfboard in England???

-- the fact that nobody used to show up for Higgins Christmases until Ted showed up 🥰

-- the fact that Henry got his dad a dartboard, Ted's favourite thing to do with his own dad when he was Henry's age, hurts my heart

-- Everyone is wearing shoes indoors. Is that like. An English thing? Ted is too, is that also an American thing? I am. Horrified

-- 'this one is pre-cheekied' I love u Dani

-- Richard is like The French Stereotype and I love that for him lol

-- Roy is lactose intolerant and ate so much ice cream he shit his pants? Relatable king. Also his birthday was three weeks before christmas, making him a Sagittarius, for those so inclined to know

-- Dani and Zoreaux acting like they're gonna die in the trenches over a nerd gun war are such fucking nerds

-- how long, do y'all think, has Rebecca been doing this? I'd like to think it was a sneaky little tradition she hid from Rupert for years

-- 'theres two white people at the door and they're smiling' you go babe tell it like it is

-- look i get Keeley has long nails but pressing a doorbell with your whole palm is unhinged behaviour

-- 'let me fix my knee' *just fucking punches it into place* gotta say, Roy's getting more relatable by the minute. I too have fixed my janky knee by simply shoving it back into place

-- Keeley is wearing a crop top in December. Gotta love the commitment. Also Ussie guy has such long hair now wtf

-- gotta say i completely forgot Christmas Poppers were a thing. That's uh. Not what immediately comes to mind when someone uses the word poppers around me but hey that's just me

-- i forgot we so often get answers to our questions in this show. Rebecca has been doing this for years. I love when I'm right

-- Ted's 'right I'm the one with the accent here'... Ive lost track of how many times I've had that exact thought lmao

-- Love Actually! Good movie, love that Roy thought of that

-- Ted thinks singing is just talking an octave lower. Not surprising but funny nonetheless. And before you say it, yes i understand that was Jason Sudekis' solution to trying to sing in a different accent so he doesn't sound like Jason Sudekis but also. Adorable.

#ted lasso #teddy rewatches ted

[birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo]

NOW SHE'S TRYING TO KILL LIGHT????????

L IS VERY SAD ABOUT HIS FRIEND ;A; srsly tho shout out to that actor, he's putting his entire L-ussy into his performance, good for him!!! (pls pronounce it 'ell-ussy' it sounds better that way)

i wonder if im meant to be taking light's part in the film??? he's a wishy-washy snivelling little coward, so im not really. doing that 👀👀👀 i DO like that everyone ELSE is a lot more passionate about murder than he is tho!!! both mia AND L actually WANT to murder ppl for fun and profit OR to avenge a dead friend. they have actual motives and desires and strong feelings!!!!!

meanwhile the king of the incels is going back and forth so much u never even know what he actually WANTS... he just. hasn't got much of. anything really. he's just sort of there. very bland and boring. his high pitched screams are funny tho!!!

#'lord kira' what a fucking JOKE #they play sloooow music over this like im supposed to CARE that these two clowns are about to die #THIS SONG FEELS VERY INAPPROPRIATE FOR THIS SCENE?????? #it was wise to keep ryuk in shadow bc he looks uh. bad 👀 #no no NO DOn'T FISH HIM OUT!!!!! #LEAVE HIM GO LEAVE HIM DIE!!! I WANT THE FILM TO END!!!!!!! #i wonder what L will be doing after all this #is his employment done for. has he got money saved up. who will look after him #AWWW HE'S NOT DEAD???? feckkkk how did that EXACT PAGE BURN???? come onnnnnnn this is RUBBISH #HOW IS THIS EVEN L'S FAULT????????? #ur man should have listened to light when he wanted to reveal his ~secret~ #lol the guy returns the death note to light by just. leaving it on his chest in the hospital #just sets it down gently. doesn't cover it or anything!!!

[twinhood-2dot0]

Gen Z slang

One of my favourite parts of internet culture is the linguistics of it (surprise, suprise). So, since you live under a rock, I thought I would go over some of my favourites. 1. YEEEET/ YOINK verb Throwing/Snatching GEN Z

"Yeet that thing to hell"

(yes I'm writing like a dictionary idk why)

2. -ussy suffix

Denoting a crevice

"That's a paperussy."

I shared a screenshot of American Dialect Society crowning -ussy the word of the year but I held back the meaning because NSFW, but I'll explain it with a little less NSFW. You know that thing we call kitty cats? It's also vulgar slang for something. Remove the p and we get -ussy 3. W / L noun W for Winner/ L for Loser.

"W gamer"

Not very notable but check out this wholesome video for why I included it:

4. Stan noun

An obsessive fan

"A K-pop stan"

Stan verb

Be an obsessive fan.

"I stan BTS"

Either 'stalker' + 'fan' or Stan from the Eminem song which is about a hyper obsessive fan.

5. Cap noun For 'joke' or 'lie'. "I have a Bugatti" "Cap" "I call cap on that" "Best movie I ever watched, no cap"

Cap verb

"They're capping about that"

From TikTok, where a cap emoji is used to call out people

6. Simp noun

People obsessed with a romantic interest, crush or internet personality.

"A Pokimane simp"

Simp verb

Obsessing about a romantic interest, crush or internet personality.

"He's simping for her"

7. Rizz noun

Proficiency in flirtation

"Damnn he got rizz."

Rizz verb

Flirt

"She rizzed them up"

8. Living rent free in one's head phrase

Being unable to not think about a topic or person.

9. Slap verb

Used for when something is exceptional

"This music slaps"

10. Sus adjective

Suspicious

"He's acting real sus"

10. Karen adjective

Obnoxious person with conservative views or inconveniencing workers in places such as a supermarket or restaurant.

Karen noun

Blond, white, middle-aged woman who calls for the manager in every establishment they go to archaic

An obnoxious person

11. Slay verb

Be beautiful or strong, used generally for women

12. L+Ratio phrase

Used to signify that the internet post is not based.

"Billie Eilish is actually pretty good" "L+Ratio"

From L meaning loser and ratio, a term originating from twitter, used for when a tweet gets more likes than the parent tweet.

13. NPC noun

A person who does not have opinions of their own, follows the majority or is gullible. Often used as "Oblivion NPC", from 2006 video game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

From gaming meaning non playable character denoting pre-programmed characters in video games.

Okay, those are the new ones I've encountered recently and are on the Wikipedia page for Gen Z slang and you probably don't know already, and now, onto the fun part.

Alex here missed the last post, and you know what we do to uh people-who-miss-posting, WE PUNISH THEM! So, for your punishment, I have thought up something very painful (hopefully). You have to find absolutely terrible lyrics, maybe like 2 or 3, and make them Shakespearen. You can maybe look at idk top songs of the 2020s, or check out Megan Thee Stallion, I've heard one song because internet culture and it had despicable lyrics. Her other titles look horrible too so I think that'll be a nice fallback if you can't find anything. David Guetta also has some weird lyrics in 'Hey Mama' and 'Sexy Bitch', I know he probably doesn't do lyrics but they make me cringe nevertheless. I listen to music for the melody so I wouldn't know too many lyrics, let alone bad ones, so I hope you can find some and entertain us. - Alia

#linguistics #gen z humor #gen z funny #gen z vs millenials #gen z kids #english #language #etymology #tiktok #dftba #internet slang #english language #why am i even posting this #why am i adding so many tags when no one is going to read this post anyways #Youtube

[jvstheworld]

My Ted Lasso Re-watch: S1E10 (part 2)

The Hope That Kills You

Mae said the title of the episode! Which makes Ted go in to panic mode.

Ted hates ties and believes God is a woman. Him and Neil Gaiman.

Also, to quickly point out the strand of hair that falls in front of Ted's face. It should not be as hot as it is. That and Ted's while dishevelled look in this scene. (once again I need to publicly apologise to my friend who I know reads these posts and will be hearing about my continued thirst in the morning).

Ted and Beard quickly stopping Nate from blowing the whistle inside. My guy really needs to stop doing that. How does it not hurt his ears? Mrs Shipley would kill Ted if Nate did blow that whistle. And nobody wants to see that.

We never saw Nate out of his kit except for formal occasions. Does he own casual clothes? He does in season 3, sure, but come on. Who would want to stay in their work clothes all the time?

Beard knew not to say it was hopeless in front of Ted.

Ted being out of breath from just running to his bathroom and back to get a believe sign. Also, manic Ted is hot. Imagine if he went feral? Nope, the world would end somehow.

Rebecca is genuinely concerned about Ted now. Because she dropped her while bullshit revenge plan and decide 'fuck it, this man is sweet and kind and cares about me. He has won me over and I'm going to take care of him now that's he is basically one of my best friends' and I love that for her.

Ted making jokes about being fired that is more akin to suicide and murder jokes. Honey, even for you that is some dark humour. Yet considering how his dad died, it either makes sense or the writes thought 'fuck it'. The reason it might make sense is because using humour as a defence mechanism is common for Ted. He is able to make light of it in this situation because what he is joking about, is not actually going to happen.

Rebecca laying down some wisdom for Ted. She wants to help and isn't pushing him away anymore, like she used to when he brought biscuits.

Jason actually hit his head and split it open. Ouch, but also you dumbass. This man is too chaotic. Manic pixie dream boy indeed.

The smiley face on the whiteboard. Who did that? I got to know.

Roy is weirded out with Ted's reference to Pompeii.

Todger is another word for penis, if you didn't know. So, yeah, kind dirty.

Poutine, chips, gravy and cheese curds. Sounds delicious. Super Canadian indeed.

Bumbercatch coming in with the dig against Man City. Nice one.

Jamie is particular about his hair care routine.

The ussie kid is back. Kid gets everywhere. And Jamie just naturally poses for the camera.

Ted isn't playing mind games with Jamie, he is just naturally that supportive and believes every word he says. Jamie only thinks it's mind games because he believes that anyone against him, is out to get him. Who wants to guess that his twat of a dad put that thought into his head?

Jamie using the squirrel emoji when texting Keeley, like they talked about in episode 8.

#ted lasso #coach beard #nathan shelley #rebecca welton #roy kent #jamie tarrt #Ted is a manic pixie dream boy #ted lasso rewatch #tv show thoughts