Six Of Crows: Incorrect Quotes
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Nina: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Jesper: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Nina: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Matthias : Actually I did the math, Jesper would have $225, not $0.15.
Jesper: Fam I’m right here....
Wylan: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Nina: while you’re there could you buy me an apple juice please?
Wylan: Sorry I only have a dollar
Nina: :(
Matthias : Hey I just realized my friend is right, Jesper would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Wylan: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apple juice
Matthias : You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Inej : Yeah and they want soda and apple juice
Matthias : Apply juice to what
Kaz: Directly to the forehead
Jesper: Great chat everyone
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Wylan: Hewwo.
Jesper: Hihiiiiii!
Matthias : Greetings, Humans.
Inej : Three kinds of people.
Wylan: I want pudding.
Nina: Four kinds of people.
Kaz: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?
Inej : Five kinds of people.
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*The squad is over at Nina's house*
Jesper: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Nina: ... N-No...
Nina, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Jesper, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Matthias : I see a-
Nina, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Jesper: Oh, well I-
Nina: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Nina, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Wylan: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Inej : Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Nina: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Nina: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Nina, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Nina: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Kaz, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Nina:
Wylan: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Nina:
Nina, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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Nina: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Wylan: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Inej : I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Jesper: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Matthias : I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Kaz:
Kaz: I have emotional scars.
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Kaz: So are we flirting right now?
Inej: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Kaz: That doesn’t answer my question
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