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catastrophic-crow Ā· 8 months
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so, um.
did you know that "haiku" is. already plural? and also that if you write a "cynical or darkly humorous" poem about "human foibles" with a syllable pattern of 5-7-5, that's. not (generally) considered haiku? it's senryū.
because. haiku have specific rules beyond the syllable patten (not really syllables, either, but close enough especially in english and anywayā€”) with regard to word use, and. haiku are typically about nature. that's, like. the whole point. the 5-7-5 structure is memorable, but that's just one part of it. they also have a "cutting word" and a seasonal reference. they're explicitly about nature. making "haiku but not following the other rules" is just. senryÅ«.
because, uh. i sure didn't know that until recently.
anyway; here's a short poem with three phrases composed of 17 phonetic units:
haiku are complex
don't just count the syllables
this is senryū
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tyo-mimt Ā· 4 months
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36/36. @tmnt-event-blog
A Splinter Special for Turtle Tot Donnie.
(a/n: this was both painful and so much fun to write; all thirty-six prompts were difficult but i love the challenge. after this though, i shall return to the land of shadows, where all is not right (thank you for reading!))
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It was going to be okay... It fell on the way out, but it was still salvageable... It was something he could fix... He just couldn't remember... how...
"I knew I'd find you here," Splinter sighed, taking a seat on one of the many mountable surfaces in the makeshift lab. Heh, Donnie didn't even hear dad come in, "Yet again, you've always liked this room."
Donnie turned to face him for a moment, before turning back to focus on the device he was fiddling with. It wasn't anything special, or maybe it was supposed to be... After all...
"Oooh, our self-solving Rubix cube?"
Donnie handed the toy to Splinter, watching him analyse the device before giving it back.
"Is it working?"
Donnie shook his head.
"Did it break?"
Redundant question. He nodded anyway.
"How?"
A moment of hesitation before the turtle could give his answer. "It fell."
A pause of deliberation, before dad sighed.
"If something's broken then, there's only one thing to do."
Donnie paused for a moment before the realisation set in. He nodded, watching dad acquire some tools from underneath a table before placing it on the workbench. To keep himself busy, Donnie cracked the toy open. It shattered into a number of uniform coloured pieces. They'll reassemble them later, but they just had to make sure they didn't lose the pieces.
Organising them by colour, he handed the main core of the toy to dad.
"I see the problem here. The motor's damaged." He pointed to the damaged component, tapping and spinning it to emphasise his point, "Hehe, luckily nothing too important got damaged."
"There's a spare motor in the bottom-left cabinet."
Splinter pulled it open, acquiring the spare part and watching Donnie quickly unhook the motor from where it was previously attached. Placing the motor inside, the two worked on reassembling the toy. It took a little less than five minutes, what with Donnie having memorised the exact layout of each piece. To test it out, Splinter shuffled the cube before placing it down. It took a second for the motor to run, turning autonomously to complete the puzzle and restore the right pattern.
"Good work!" Dad affirmed, giving his son a pat on the shoulder before sighing.
"I... I don't suppose you want to talk about what happened, do you?"
"I did tell you."
"Yes, but... I meant, about how you feel."
Donnie visibly froze up at that, before shaking his head.
"You know, there are ways of telling me if you're scared or upset." Donnie turned to face Splinter properly. He probably looked dead-eyed and unfocused there. He merely chuckled, "I won't force you, or instill the feeling on you, but you get what I mean, right?"
He nodded. "Mhmm..."
"And you will tell me, and continue to tell me, if or when something goes wrong, right?"
Another nod, not accompanied by his voice. But it was enough.
Splinter smiled, gesturing to ask for a hug. The smile widened when Donnie was the one to lean in, embracing his dad for much longer than Splinter thought he could tolerate. A hand to his shell, he gave Donnie a few gentle pats.
Perhaps it was a last ditch effort for affirmation, but it was worth saying. And maybe then, it would be worth hearing.
"My son... Don't forget, I'll always be here."
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shwoo Ā· 10 months
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Doing the final edit of this fanfic did not take me as long as I thought it would. First half is done!
(Filbo's dad isn't the greatest parent, but he's not abusive and Filbo isn't scared of him, just to be clear. Filbo just doesn't like to see people upset, especially loved ones.)
TItle: Just Dropping in (part 1 of 2) Summary: Filbo has lived with his dad almost all his life, but now that he's back from Snaktooth, he's decided to stay with some journalist who wasn't even part of the original expedition. Filbo's dad has some suspicions. He has a lot of suspicions. (Also on AO3)
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Chapter 1: Keep It Under Wraps! Chapter 2: Don't Spill The Beans!
The door to Theobe's apartment still appeared to be closed and locked. That was a good start, they guessed. They'd half-expected to come home to find it wide open. At two months, the Snaktooth trip wasn't exactly their longest ever, butā€¦
They shifted their grocery bags to one arm and opened the door, to an untouched front hall, and sighed. All right. Back to the real world.
Filbo followed them in. "Wow, Buddy, you live here?" He stopped to admire the hat rack next to the door. "A hat rack? You really thought of everything!"
Theobe smiled. Almost back to normal. They made a detour to the kitchen to drop their groceries on the counter -- they'd put them away in a second -- and headed to the living room to lie on the couch.
The living room was as immaculate as they'd left it, which knowing them, was probably going to last another five minutes. They gave the main couch an experimental push, and it once again failed to sprout cockroaches. Disappointed, they flopped backwards onto the couch cushions.
They were going to order pizza later. The two of them had decided on pepperoni, and Theobe could almost feel the crispness of the crust and the chewiness of the base. And the cheeseā€¦ Soft and melty, but still semi-solid. And real tomatoes in the sauce, tangy without being covered by overwhelming sweetnessā€¦
Filbo entered the room from the kitchen, with the same boundless energy he'd had since they'd left Wiggle's play. "Whoa, that is a lot of books, Buddy," he said, pointing at the bookshelves. "And did I see a coffee machine back there?" He sounded hopeful.
Theobe tried to shrug. "I am a journalist." They'd had some pretty tough deadlines in the past. They did sometimes like to sleep, though, unlike some editors they could mention.
Filbo crossed the room to the hall door. "And what's through here?"
Reluctantly, Theobe rolled off the couch. They probably should show their new guest around. They could rest after that.
They showed Filbo the bathroom, the bedroom, the spare room, and then the office, which Filbo seemed particularly impressed with. He seemed impressed with everything, but Theobe had learned to pick up on the nuance by now.
"I wish I had a whole room just to work in," he said, as they headed back to the living room. "Not that Iā€¦ have any work to do." He laughed weakly. "Uhā€¦ too bad Beffica didn't wanna stay with us, huh?"
"I think she wants to live on her own," said Theobe. She was going to have trouble finding a place on such short notice, but they knew how much she hated having to rely on someone else's goodwill.
Also, all three of them knew that she wouldn't enjoy living with Filbo, and Filbo would enjoy it even less, so it was a little weird that he'd been the one to suggest it. For someone who was always telling Theobe to look out for themself more, he wasn't good at taking his own advice.
"Well, she'll be fine, I guess," said Filbo. He looked at the phone sitting on the corner table. "Oh, and we better make sure Cromdo got in touch with his sister." He cleared his throat a couple of times. "Speaking of whichā€¦ I kinda gotta call my family. You know, let them know I'm notā€¦ deadā€¦ Can I borrow your phone? They're a little far away, but I'll pay you back! I'mā€¦ good for itā€¦ Heh."
"Don't worry about it," said Theobe. They weren't rich, but they owned their apartment outright, and a long-distance phone call wasn't going to break the bank. "Call your family!"
"Hey, thanks, Buddy!" said Filbo. He picked up the phone and hit the keypad, mumbling to himself. After a few seconds, someone picked up. "Aunt Susma! Hi! It's me, Filbo!"
Theobe sat in the armchair closest to the corner table. Filbo had talked a little about his family, but never in much detail. This could be interesting.
"Nope, still alive, haha," Filbo responded. "We had to cut things a little short, but I'm staying in New Gr-- Oh, hi, dad!"
Theobe cocked their head. Filbo had said several things about his dad, Miglo. Positive things, mostly, but Filbo could say very positive things in very concerning ways. His dad was, at the least, a bit overprotective.
Filbo's expression had turned slightly nervous. "I was just telling Aunt Susma I was gonna stay in good ol NGC for-- No, I'm okay, really! Still got.. all my limbsā€¦" He looked at his left arm as he spoke. It was currently part banana and part jerky, but Theobe had to agree, it was still there.
Theobe could faintly hear Filbo's dad over the phone. He sounded agitated, but they could have guessed that from Filbo's half of the conversation. They couldn't really blame this Miglo guy for being upset. Filbo had been gone for a year, and Snaktooth Island did have a reputation.
"Actually, I'm staying with a friend?" Filbo continued, with a glance at Theobe. "They're a journalist, I met them on Snak-- Well, no, but Lizbert invited them after we got there, andā€¦" he chuckled, "they did save my life a couple times--" He winced, and held the phone away from his earhole.
The chattering from the phone had got louder. Theobe could almost make out words, but not quite. And they guessed they shouldn't pry, even though they really wanted to. Filbo looked stressed enough as it was.
"Dad! Dad, please calm down. I'm fine, I swear! We got out thereā€¦ Huh? Oh, right." Filbo smiled. "Their nameā€¦" he said proudly, "is Theoblab."
Theobe had a bad habit of forgetting to introduce themself by name, and when Filbo had started calling them "Buddy", they'd assumed it was a generic nickname he used for everyone. And at first, that had definitely been true. He'd called everyone Buddy, often several times a day. But as Snaxburg had repopulated, Filbo had begun to stop using it as much, until the only person he stilladdressed that way was Theobe. By the boat ride back, they'd had been on the verge of asking him if he thought they really were called Buddy, when Filbo had finally, sheepishly, asked for their name.
"Uhā€¦" Filbo continued. "Hang on, dad." He covered the receiver, and turned to Theobe, squinting. "Buddy? What's your last name, again?"
Theobe couldn't be surprised that he'd forgotten already. Besides, it was an easy one to mix up. "Rumplerun," they said.
Filbo uncovered the receiver. "Rumplerun!" he said into the phone. "They're writing a story about Snaktooth Island-- I'm staying to help them out, like they helped all of us out on--" He paused. "Well, I can't just come home on such short noticeā€¦ Besides, I promised." He listened again. "I wanna see more of the city. And uh, broaden my horizonsā€¦?" Another pause. "Yeah, but I don't really remember much from back thenā€¦ Uh, I'll ask them." He put his banana-y paw back over the receiver. "My dad wants to talk to you."
"Sure thing," said Theobe. "I'm a little nervous," they added with a laugh. They weren't, but talking to hostile sources wasn't their favourite thing in the world.
"Aw, don't be!" said Filbo, handing them the phone. "He's notā€¦ uhā€¦" He scratched his head. "Well, he's all the way back home!"
Theobe took the receiver. "Hello? Theoblab Rumplerun speakingā€¦"
"Miglo Fiddlepie," snapped the voice on the other end. "Now, what are your intentions with my son?!"
"Umā€¦" said Theobe. Maybe that meant something different where Miglo lived. He didn't seem to have an accent, though. At least, his accent wasn't any different from Theobe's. "A roof over his head while he's in town?"
Miglo grunted. "Are you even a real journalist?"
"What?" said Theobe. "Of course! I work for GNNā€¦" They hoped that would be true for longer than it took to write their Snaktooth story.
"Well, Theoblab Rumplerun who works for GNN," began Miglo.
"That's me," Theobe put in.
"Watch yourself," said Miglo. "I'm gonna get to the bottom of this."
There was a click, and a dial tone.
Theobe looked at the receiver. "He didn't say goodbyeā€¦"
"Heh, yeah," said Filbo. "Sorry about my dad, Buddy. He can beā€¦ a little intense."
"I've talked to worse," said Theobe with a shrug. They hoped Miglo had fun trying to get to the bottom of nothing in particular. They had a couch to go lie on.
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Theobe sorted through their pile of drafts, which by now was threatening to take over their entire desk. They had plenty of raw material, and it was far past time to start putting it all in order. They were definitely starting the story off at the mysterious door, just before Filbo and Eggabell had finally managed to open it, and then they were going to switch to their arrival on the island. They'd retooled the giant moth made of pizza into gale force winds, and they'd done enough research on balloon accidents that they were sure it could stand up to reasonable scrutiny.
But then what? Then they profiled someone, but who did they start off with? Filbo? And after that, did they go back to their fall into the "lava tubes" under the mountain? Or did they continue with profiles and village life, and save all the Lizbert stuff for the end? Theobe had become sure that the real key to selling stories about mysteries was to emphasise the Grumpus element, so the village life was vital.
But they still needed to spice it up with action, and since they were leaving out the Snak hunts, a lot of that action was right at the start or the end of their trip. They might be able to get away with adding the expeditions they'd conducted with Triffany, but how non-linear could they get, before Clumby started complaining at them again for alienating their audience?
Most of what they'd written was still technically debunkable, but at least this time Theobe knew it. And if someone else got close enough to Snaktooth Island to force a retraction, then everyone had bigger problems than Theobe's job security.
There were muffled sounds coming from down the hall-- voices. Mostly Filbo, but there was someone else, too, and it didn't sound like the radio. And Filbo seemed to be squeaking a lot, and he'd been doing that a lot less lately. Theobe scribbled a quick note about event ordering on some scrap paper, and jumped up to investigate.
Filbo was in the front hall, talking to someone over the intercom. "I'm not really dressed to go out--" he began, then turned to Theobe with a smile. "Buddy! I was just about to come get you! My dad is, uhā€¦ here."
"Yourā€¦ dad?" repeated Theobe, confused. Their first thought was that he couldn't be. He didn't live here, he lived in some small town near Grumpney. Or according to Filbo, not that near. But obviously, he didn't have to stay there, any more than Filbo did.
"Hey!" said the voice from the intercom, who did sound a lot like the grump Theobe had spoken to on the phone a few weeks ago. "I hear you! Let Filbo down here!"
"I'm not stopping him," said Theobe into the intercom. They tried to think. As usual, Filbo was wearing only his mayoral sash, and it seemed clean, but he did still have a Razzby instead of a right foot, and the Inchwrap he'd eaten the day before the party had migrated to his left arm. So in that sense, he'd been telling the truth. He really wasn't dressed to go out. Maybe in few more days.
"I'd really rather stay up here, dad," said Filbo quickly. "Uh, that's why I didn't get dressed properly today. I'm not feeling too great. I think it's something I ate." He chuckled slightly. "Mā€¦ maybe you can come up here?" He looked at Theobe as he spoke.
Theobe got the question in his expression. "Sure, why not?" It seemed like Miglo wasn't going to go away unless they gave him at least something. And despite his hostility, Theobe was getting very curious to meet Filbo's dad. He'd had a hard life, Filbo had said.
Filbo looked relieved. "Because if you came up here, you could see that everything's fine. I'm just having a fun vacation!"
Miglo grumbled for a second, then said "Fine. But people know where I am."
"Uh," said Filbo. He gave Theobe a confused look. "That'sā€¦ good?"
"I'll see you in the lobby," said Theobe, and turned off the intercom. See how he liked not being said goodbye to.
Filbo grabbed his head. "Oh, grump, what are we gonna do? Why did I invite him up here?" He lowered his arms. "No, no, we'll get through it. He's gotta see me, or he's just gonna worry. And maybeā€¦ call the police again."
"Again?" said Theobe, intrigued. But now wasn't the time. "How are you gonna hide the Snakifications? We could get out the cloak." Filbo usually wore a cloak when he had to go outside, but it would look really weird to wear one indoors. They were more of a poor weather thing, if anything.
Filbo seemed to have recovered. "That won't be necessary, because I have a secret weapon!" He ran out of the room, and returned with a large bag of gummy grumps. "Ta-da!"
Theobe inspected it, noting the speech bubble above the cheerful Grumpuses on the front, which declared that "We're 100% Sugar-Free!"
"Hey, try not to eat too many of those." One time, Theobe had eaten a whole bag in one sitting, after reading an article in Grumpus Health and getting curious. It had been the second least pleasant post-food experience of their life. Worth it for the fact check, though.
Filbo smirked. "That's the whole point, Buddy! I figure I can get rid ofā€¦ at least one of these?" He looked at his Inchwrap arm, then his Razzby leg.
"Ah," said Theobe. He was trying to speed up his next detransformation. That would do it, but it only ever seemed to work on one body part at a time. Something about programmed cell death in Snakmatter and digestive capacity? Floofty had started to describe it, but they'd spent just as much time complaining about the loss of their research, and wondering aloud if Eggabell's notes had survived, so they didn't seem to know much more about it than anybody else. And then there was their legā€¦
Theobe was a little grossed out by Filbo's plan, but they guessed they couldn't talk, with their own experiments. And that favour they'd done for Wambus on Snaktooth.
They grabbed their keys from the side table next to the door, and said "See you in a few."
Filbo ripped open the bag and tossed a couple of gummy grumps into his mouth. "Uh, try not to let my dad get to you, Buddy." He swallowed, and tossed in a few more. "He's justā€¦ protective. He can't find out about Bugsnax, or he'll freak out even worse."
Theobe smiled. "Don't worry, Filbo, he won't hear about them from me."
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Theobe had been half-worried and half-hoping that Miglo would leave before they could get downstairs, but there in the lobby was a Grumpus with a very familiar build. He also had lilac-coloured fur and a slight overbite, but otherwise, he looked a lot like Filbo.
The Grumpus looked up as Theobe approached, and scowled. "So you are who you said you were."
It was definitely him. Unless the city was hosting a soundalike convention in the hotel across the street or something.
"Uh, yeah," said Theobe. "Listen, can you call ahead next time? We, uh, weren't expecting anyone today." Theobe had never been very sociable outside of their job, and this was the first time they and Filbo had had to figure out how to host someone not in on the secret.
Miglo followed them to the elevator. "I shouldn't have to call to see my son."
Theobe was pretty sure that being related didn't exempt him from giving them a heads up, but they didn't say so. Nothing Filbo had said had given the impression that Miglo was a violent grump, but he did seem to be barely restraining himself fromā€¦ something.
After a few seconds of silence in the elevator, Miglo cleared his throat. "Why would you agree to put up someone you just met, anyway?"
"What?" said Theobe. "Filbo? I didn't justā€¦ We met on Snaktooth! Didn't he tell you?" They were pretty sure they remembered him saying that.
"Hmp," said Miglo.
"Really," said Theobe, who was getting the sense that Miglo didn't believe them. "He got the town running again-- If he hadn't been there, we don't know what would've happened."
Filbo usually attributed Snaxburg's revival to Theobe, but Theobe didn't see how. All they'd done was catch Bugsnax and listen to people, which they'd had to do to keep their job. They'd spent so much time exploring the island and catching Bugsnax that they hadn't even been in town half the time. And meanwhile, Filbo had made sure to check on everyone every single day.
Miglo chuckled. "Ah, so you don't know him at all."
They reached Theobe's floor, and Theobe thought better of what they'd been about to say. "I think you're selling Filbo short," they said instead.
They were beginning to have some suspicions about the way Filbo always put himself down.
Theobe unlocked the door to find Filbo waiting for them in the front hall. He'd changed into rain boots to hide his raspberry foot, and was holding his left arm behind his back. "Dad!" he said, with what sounded like genuine enthusiasm. "Great to see you!"
Theobe's rain boots were going to be sticky after this. It was a good thing that their allergies only seemed to respond to living Bugsnax.
"Filbo, you're all right!" said Miglo, sounding relieved. They hugged briefly, Filbo only using his right arm. Then Miglo added "Uh, what are you holding behind your back?"
"Well, I'll bet you're tired from your trip," said Filbo, beckoning him with his right arm. "Buddy has a really good coffee maker."
Miglo narrowed his eyes and looked around. "And who is Buddy?"
"Oh!" Filbo laughed sheepishly. "That's Theobeā€¦ It's kind of like anā€¦ inside jokeā€¦?"
Theobe waved. There was something bizarre about hearing their real name come out of Filbo's mouth.
Filbo walked sideways through the door to the dining room, and Miglo followed.
He frowned, then sniffed. "Seems clean enough."
"I vacuumed just this morning," said Filbo proudly.
Miglo turned on Theobe so fast that Theobe jumped. "You're making him do all the housework? Just because he's unemployed? Hasn't he been through enough already?"
Filbo ran between them. "It's okay, dad, it's okay! We split the chores. We even have a chore wheel." He took a step back to hide his arm, and pointed at the fridge in the kitchen nook.
"Yeah, over here," said Theobe. They hadn't really seen the point in having a chore wheel for just two people, but Filbo had insisted. He'd decorated his side of the wheel with a paw print and a smiley face, so Theobe had put their own, slightly smaller paw print on their side, as well as a doodle of a pencil.
While Miglo was looking at the chore wheel, Filbo put his right hand behind his head, smiled, and tried to make some sort of gesture with his lettuce arm. He glanced at it, and whipped it behind his back again.
"Hmp," said Miglo, and headed back to the dining area.
Theobe bit back a sarcastic comment about whether he'd finished his inspection, and said "So, how would you like your coffee? Would you like some music?" They gestured at the tape deck in the corner of the room.
Miglo glared. "Regular coffee. No music. Quit trying to suck up to me."
"Uh, dad, shouldn't you have soy milk, or creamerā€¦?" said Filbo.
"Oh, yeah," said Miglo quickly. "Soy milk, please."
"Sure thing," said Theobe. Filbo was lactose intolerant as well. They also had oat milk, for Shelda, though she preferred flax milk. "Or we have oat--"
"Soy," said Miglo. "Don't even try to get on my good side. My daughter-- Filbo's little sister-- she had a teacher who tried that once."
"Dadā€¦" said Filbo, sounding a little exasperated. He glanced at Theobe, and shrugged.
"No, they need to hear this," said Miglo. "She's a film-making genius-- so good her tenth grade media teacher tried to enter her final assignment in a contest as his own!" He paused.
Theobe could tell he wanted them to ask what had happened to them. They considered pretending to be completely absorbed in measuring coffee into the filter, but they were a little curious. "Okay, then what?"
"I made some calls," said Miglo happily. "Now he's blacklisted from teaching for life! Filmmaking, too. I have connections."
"Yeahā€¦" said Filbo weakly. "That sure wasā€¦ a thing that happened." He didn't sound sarcastic. Just like he'd heard this story too many times.
Theobe wasn't sure they believed what Miglo was saying, although Filbo clearly seemed to. "You did all that just because he tried to get on your good side?" they said, as they turned the machine on.
"You have no idea who my stepfather is, do you?" said Miglo. "Of course you don't."
Theobe wanted to say that Filbo had somehow forgotten to give them an itemised list of all of his relatives on the day they met. Instead, they said "Nope."
"Not even a guess?" said Miglo.
Well, at least he was enjoying himself now. "The head of the Grumpinati?" said Theobe.
"Ever heard of Barolb Heavytreat?" Miglo continued.
"The senator?" said Theobe, legitimately surprised. He might as well have been the head of the Grumpinati, for the influence he had. Heavytreat definitely was married, but they couldn't remember what his husband's name was.
"Dad, please don't be so hard on Buddy-- I mean Theobe," said Filbo. "They're just a great Grumpus. They helped everyone on the island!"
Of course they had. Filbo had asked them to. "Even Cromdo." Theobe didn't actually dislike Cromdo, but he'd been hard to deal with before he'd stopped hiding his interests.
The coffee maker was starting to give off a delicious smell. Theobe had spent so much time trying to imagine what Bugsnax must smell like to the others that a lot of normal food smells still set off the memories. But never coffee. Maybe there was a coffee Bugsnak someone on the island, but if there was, they'd never encounter it.
"Filbo, you don't need to cover for them," said Miglo, more gently than Theobe had heard him speak so far. He hesitated. "Wait. Are they the one who made you wear that ridiculous sash? Is that part of their 'help'?"
Filbo picked at his sash. "It's not ridiculousā€¦"
"Or was that Lizbert?" said Miglo. "Good thing you never married her. I had her totally wrong!"
"Still mad, huh?" said Filbo, half to himself.
"You and Lizbert dated?" said Theobe, surprised. Given what they knew about their age difference and when Lizbert had left home, they weren't sure when that could have even happened.
"No!" said Filbo. "Never. Dad's justā€¦" He looked at his dad and laughed nervously.
"Thinking about your future," said Miglo.
"Well," said Filbo, "The sash was, uh, my idea. People kinda kept forgetting I was mayor, so Iā€¦ But I wasn't really mayor, nobody elected me, so I was kind of likeā€¦ honorary mayor? Nobody else wanted to do it, soā€¦" He laughed again.
"You did a great job, Filbo," said Theobe.
"Aw, thanks, Buddy," said Filbo, sounding as touched as he did every time Theobe told him that. "Dad, I hope you'll forgive Lizbert one day. She didn't even reallyā€¦" He frowned suddenly. "Oh, gru-- uh, gosh. I gotta go. Excuse me!" He rushed through the living room door.
Miglo jumped to his feet.
"He's just going to the bathroom!" said Theobe. Obviously the gummy grumps had kicked in. Right when the coffee was ready, too. Oh well.
(Important author's note: I know about Joey Quickbeans. But apparently, in this story Theobe does not)
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kusagrasskusa Ā· 3 years
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Orochimaru X Innocent! Reader - "Flower Crown"
This is sorta based off a story written by @marvelmymarvel called Not Wanted. It's adorable to see how attached Y/N is so Oro in the beginning, so I had to--
WARNING: Wattpad level writing :")
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"Hmpf!" The girl crossed her arms and puffed out her cheeks at the thought of her big brother leaving her. Jiraya snickered at his little sister's adorable face and booped her nose with one hand, the other hand carrying a bag of his clothes and other needs. "Can I at least walk you to the place? I wanna meet the people you'll be staying with."
"You just wanna see if there's a girl on the team, don'tcha?" The 15 year old boy teased, making his little sister whimper cutely. Despite how childish she is, she's actually 14 years old. Yeah she's immature but she isn't stupid or helpless.
"I can't let you get a girlfriend, y'know!" Y/N barked back softly, blushing a little from embarrassment. Jiraya sighed and ruffled Y/N's hair with a caring look.
"I may trade you a lot, but I wouldn't dare hurt you. You don't gotta worry about some woman taken away your big bro's attention." Y/N eased her nerves, nodding. Jiraya smiled sweetly at her and extended his hand for her to take, then walked his way to the waiting post where his sensei and group is.
Jiraya was sure to impress his sister on the walk there, by the way. "And then this huge toad appeared right from under me! It told me I was the best toad summoner it's ever seen. Hell, my sensei and teammates even agreed that I was the best on their team, surpassing even some of greatest ninjas in history." Y/N giggled, nodding her head in agreement with him while thinking in the back of her head, what a lier.
"That's not how I remember it." The two siblings stopped and look ahead, noticing a pair of kids around Jiraya's age standing there. "Actually, didn't a tadpole appear over snd over again? Then sensei insulted you while we laughed?" A girl with blonde hair and a mischievous smirk on her face asked, making Jiraya's face turn red.
"Hey! Don't lie in front of my little sister!" Jiraya hissed, making Y/N giggled. Tsunade looked at the little girl besides him, raiding a brow. The girl looked so soft and sweet, and she was related to a complete idiot?
"Big brother, I know you're lying. You don't need to hide it," Y/N spoke in a sweet little voice that made Tsunade's voice melt.
The blonde appeared in front of Y/N instantly, talking over Jiraya's embarrassed yelling. "Woah, aren't you a cute girl! I'm Tsunade, what's your name?" Y/N's eyebrows furrowed as she examined the blonde.
"I'm Y/N. Are you big brother's girlfriend?" She asked, cocking her head. Tsunade made a face of pure disgust, replying with a hell no. Jiraya, who was now complaining about being ignored, was now complaining about how he wasn't that bad. Tsunade rolled her eyes and turned her attention to the embarrassed Jiraya.
The other person who was waiting by the bridge kept his yellow eyes locked with Y/N's E/C eyes. A light pink spread across her features as she stared at the pale man with a curious look on his face. Ignoring the two yelling people besides her, Y/N walked over to the pale man and bowed her head. "Who might you be?"
"I am Orochimaru. How old are you?" The raven asked back, bowing his head back.
Y/N raised her head and replied, "I'm 14. I'm assuming you're... 15?" The pale boy nodded his head, examining the smaller girl head from toe. Y/N felt nervous under the eye of the boy, but not because she was scared of him. No, she found him attractive; she was the kind of person to find many guys attractive you see.
"You're kimono. I have the same type," the boy spoke again. "However, the flower design is different. It's a pretty feature that suits you well." Y/N smiled at him softly, staring at her feet as she tucked a strand of hair behind her ear. As she opened her mouth to thank him, he began to walk away from the bridge they were stationed on. He sat down on a patch of flowers and motioned for her to take a seat by him. Hesitantly, Y/N rushed by his side and sat down.
"Your kimono is nice as well. It suits you a lot," she replied as she watched Orochimaru pull a few flowers from the flower bed and tie then together.
"I don't don't understand why you have to make everything so serious all the time! Can't I just have fun and make my sister proud!"
"It's difficult when you're lying to her you idiot! You're gonna corrupt her with your stupidity!"
The two friends argued profusely as Orochimaru and Y/N spoke sweetly to each other in the grass. Y/N now knew that her brother sure as hell wouldn't have a girlfriend anytime soon, so she didn't really worry about Tsunade anymore. Her focus was on the taller man who tightly put a bunch of golden flowers together tied.
"You know, you're not like your brother. You seem like you're quiet, aware of your surroundings, and concerned. I like that about a person," Orochimaru spoke as he put a few more flowers into his flower crown. He was swift in his movements, managing to finish the crown in the five minutes that it took before Tsunade and Jiraya to argue then shush.
"Thank you. You're difficult from most people I've seen too; apparently you prefer solitude and are an amazing fighter by yourself, according to rumor," Y/N explained, her face remaining heated up.
"Indeed I prefer solitude, however I could be better at fighting alone. It's like what I do is never enough."
"Well, I mean, it's good to take a break in order to come back stronger, right? That's what big brother tells me," Y/N explained, watching Orochimaru put in the last few flowers. Just when he finished, he looked over the smaller girl and smiled. Y/N's face reddened when the flower crown was placed on her head softly. "Oh, um-"
"Beautiful. It suits you well," Orochimaru spoke softly as he felt a small smile pull on his features. Y/N felt the flowers on her head and giggled softly, suppressing her excitement. Then Orochimaru stood up, holding out a hand for her. "The two stopped arguing, so we should probably get going now."
"Thank you so much!" Y/N spoke as she was pulled to her feet swiftly. In the background stood a stunned Tsunade and Jiraya, who's jaws hung open and eyes widened.
"What!" They screamed simultaneously, clearly scared as shit. "Is that even Orochimaru!" "Why is he around my sister!" "He's gonna kill her!" "She's gonna go corrupt and kill me!"
"Anyways!" Y/N spoke up, ignoring the worried yells from her brother and the blonde. She turned towards Orochimaru as she reached into a pocket of her kimono, pulling out a little necklace. It had a black string around a little purple gem in the shape of a heart. "Here! I like to work with healing gems and such so uh...this iolite might help you in your mission, hehe."
Oro examined the necklace for a moment, then took it. He examined the heart shaped gem, raising a brow. "You made this? It looks lovely," he stated as he put it around his neck, over his outfit.
"Yep! I sorta like to make things for people a lot so uh...I found a few gems and made things outta them, heh heh. This one is supposed to ease people's minds and bad habits. It might not do much, but I believe it will!" Y/N boosted in her sweet voice, reaching back into her pocket for other necklaces. There was rose quarts, honey calcites, and a painite. "I made a few of these this week, actually."
"Woah!" Tsunade came over, examining the works. "Can I have one?"
Jiraya walked over, hissing, "hey! She's my sister, I should get one!" Y/N giggled and rolled her eyes playfully, handing them both a necklace. As the two put their's on, Y/N hugged her big brother tightly.
"I'm gonna miss you! Be safe, okay?" She whimpered. Jiraya chuckled at her concern, patting her head.
"I'll be fiiine. Don't worry, sis!" He replied as he hugged her back. When they pulled away, Y/N faced Tsunade and Orochimaru, bowing to them.
"Stay safe. I hope we can meet again, you two!" And with a goodbye from those two, Y/N waved goodbye before walking off. When she left, a long talk about the younger girl was spoken from these three.
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Mark: Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested, in mass, and I saw that Yamimash played it and said it was really really good... So I'm very eager to see what is up. And that is a terrifying animatronic bear! "Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift." Oh...12 a.m. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than... five... Why I stay any more than two- hello? Okay...
Phone starts to call
Mark: Hello?... Hello? Oh, I can't move. That is a creepy skull, there's creepy things on the wall. Oh, hello.
Phone Guy: Hello?
Mark: Hi!
Phone Guy: Hello?
Mark: HI!!!
Phone Guy: Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night.
Mark: Ugh...
Phone Guy: Um, I actually worked in that office before you.
Mark: Ah...
Phone Guy: I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact.
Mark: Hm?
Phone Guy: So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming...
Mark: Uugh! U-hu-hu...
Phone Guy: ...but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about.
Mark: Eh...
Phone Guy: Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week.
Mark: Okay, sound goo- O...
Phone Guy: Okay? Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read.
Mark: Uh-huh.
Phone Guy: Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
Mark: Okay.
Phone Guy: A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike...
Mark: (Scared laughing)
Phone Guy: where fantasy and fun come to life.
Mark: Uughuh!
Phone Guy: Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced.
Mark: (Totaly in panic mode)
Phone Guy: Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know...
Mark: Yeah!
Phone Guy: but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No.
Mark: (Scared laughing)
Phone Guy: If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right?
Mark: Okay!
Phone Guy: Okay.
Mark: Okay...
Phone Guy: So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit.
Mark: No way...
Phone Guy: Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night.
Mark: (Scared laughing)
Phone Guy: Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long.
Mark: Ugh...
Phone Guy: Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87.
Mark: THE BITE?!
Phone Guy: Yeah.
Mark: What bite!?
Phone Guy: I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Mark: WHY?!
Phone Guy: Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person.
Mark: Oh, OH!
Phone Guy: They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit.
Mark: Oh, I get it.
Phone Guy: Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices...
Mark: Uh-huh.
Phone Guy: ...especially around the facial area.
Mark: Uh-huh.
Phone Guy: So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...
Mark: Yeah!
Phone Guy: ...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.
Mark: Ugh! Oh, why... What happend?
Phone Guy: Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary.
Mark: THAT'S NOT GOOD...
Phone Guy: Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night.
Call ends
Mark: GOOD NIGHT?!
Mark: OH NO... OH THAT'S BAD! I understand what I need to do. I need to watch the cams so that they don't come after- ONE'S MISSING!!
Bonnie is in the Backstage
Mark: OH, HI! There you are, pretty bunny thing... Okay... Okay, okay, I get it, I get it, I get it, where'd you go? You're still there? Alright, you stay there. I don't know if it's good that you're staring at me! Oh my god. I thought it was weird that it couldn't move, but this is totally different... than any horror game I've ever played. So what you gotta do in case you not getting it is you gotta watch the cameras to make sure they don't come by- You got a little much power- Is he still there? Hi, you're still there. Wait a minute, what, DID YOU MOVE?! Okay, you didn't move. You don't move neither... You don't moving nothing... If I see you moving... I don't wanna see anything...Oh-oh-oh MY GOD! THIS'S TERRIFYING! Why do I leave doors so open, why isn't there enough power-
Bonnie is in the Dining Area
Mark: Hi, okay, you moved again. Hi. What are you doing there? Might be getting a little close to me...
Camera goes static
Mark: O-oh, oh, no, OH NO, NO, NOOO! No-no-no... Nooo, no, no, close the clo-ose, closing, closing! Eh. YOU'LL NEVER GET ME! Okay, you're over there, alright...It's okay. Why didn't I have enough power for lights? Stay right there you douchebag! You stay right the F there... God, dammit! That was like- this is like the most terrifying game I ever played! They're gonna pop out at me! Oh, god, he's gone. Hi. Okay. You just gonna alternate between the two places, it's totally fine. And your friends, they ain't moving. They're not moving, are they? I see where I am. You're not near me. So, that's good. Just gonna periodically check... How much long do I need- I need last to 6 a.m. Oh god, am I gonna have enough power? If I run out of power thy'll able to get me! Oh god... You stay right there! Why am IĀ still using some power?Ā O-oh god... Seriously, I what... this like... this like... bad! You're still there, okay. This is a first night, they said it should be easy to first night so I only assuming one of them... just gonna wandering around and it is a creepy bunny guy. ā™Ŗ{Happy fun time at Freddy's, in fun land... having such a wonderful time...}ā™Ŗ Okay, so, you still there? Okay, you still there... I'm gonna name you... Bunny Blallagy-
Camera goes static
Mark: OH GOD WHERE'D YOU GO?! Oh god, he's here? Hello? Where'd heĀ go? Hi again, okay. You stay right the F there! I don't want to have to deal with you...
Mark closes both doors
Mark: Probably shouldn't do that, I need to conserve power. God dammit I was like have the damn thing in- I think the doors were down. You're still there? Oh-kay... Oh-kay. Oh-kay! (Scared laughing)
Music starts
Mark: I hear that... I HEAR THAT! OH GOD! WHERE'S THE OTHER ONE?! WHERE'S HE?! U-UGH! U-UGH! WHERE ISĀ HE?! Where'd you go? Where'd you go, where'd you go, where are both of them, both of th-
Bonnie is in the West Hall
Mark: H'i, you are really close to me! Oh god, it's not 6 a.m. yet?
Chica is in Restrooms
Mark: Hi. Okay. So I think I just need to keep the left door closed? (Crying) NOT OKAY NOT OKAY! Is he behind that door? No, where'd he go? Where-
Chica is in the East Hall
AH! OH HI HI HI HI HI HI OKAY OKAY, I DON'T HAVE MUCH POWER LEFT. What you gonna do? Is the other one still there? U-uh! HI... Oh, you moved again! Where where where? (Scared laughing) What do I do, what do I do-
Chica is in E. Hall Corner
Mark: OOOH YOU'RE RIGHT SO BEHIND THAT DOOR! OH, WHAT HAPPENS IF I OPEN THE DOOR?! I'm running out of power. Oh, I'm gonna run out of power! Is he there? I don't want- I don't- I do- I don't wannaĀ die... AH, ONE PERCENTĀ POWER?! (nervous grudging sound)
Power out, doors open
Mark: AH! ... Oh NO! OH NO, NO NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! Oh no no no no no...no no...
Freddy flashes in left door
Mark: HIIII! OH, GAWD DAMMIT! HOW'RE YOU DOING?!
6 a.m. chimes
Mark: Oh, did I make it? I make it? Yeah-ha! Oh god not again! Why would I do this stupid job?! Oh-kay... Okay. So I ran out of power, but...
Phone starts to call
Mark: OH HI, HI AGAIN! You got to be some "sage advice" for me? Yep, okay, yep, I know, yep, yep yep yep, what I can do for you? I know! Oh god...
Phone Guy: Uhh, Hello? Hello? Uh, well, if you're hearing this and you made it to day two, uh, congrats!
Mark: (laughs in panic)
Phone Guy: I-I won't talk quite as long this time since Freddy and his friends tend to become more active as the week progresses.
Mark: What?
Phone Guy: Uhh, it might be a good idea to peek at those cameras while I talk just to make sure everyone's in their proper place.
Bonnie is in Dining Area
Mark: No.
Phone Guy: You know... Uh... Interestingly enough, Freddy himself doesn't come off stage very often. I heard he becomes a lot more active in the dark though, so, hey, I guess that's one more reason not to run out of power, right?
Mark: (laughs in panic)
Phone Guy: I-I also want to emphasize the importance of using your door lights. There are blind spots in your camera views, and those blind spots happen to be right outside of your doors. So if-if you canā€™t find something, or someone, on your cameras...
Bonnie is in the West Hall
Mark: Ugh-h!
Phone Guy: ...be sure to check the door lights. Uh, you might only have a few seconds to react... Uh, not that you would be in any danger, of course. I'm not implying that.
Mark: Of course!
Phone Guy: Also, check on the curtain in Pirate Cove from time to time. The character in there seems unique in that he becomes more active if the cameras remain off for long periods of time. I guess he doesn't like being watched.
Bonnie is in W. Hall Corner
Mark: UGH-GH! UHH!
Phone Guy: I don't know. Anyway, I'm sure you have everything under control! Uh, talk to you soon.
Call ends
Mark: Where's Pirate Cove? Why are you going to leave me with this? Don't leave me like this!Where's, where's Big Yellow?
Chica is in Dining Area
Mark: There's Big Yellow. Is he still there? He's still there? YES YOU SILL THERE! VERY GOOD! VERY GOOD! Oooooh dooon't like th... Is he still there? I'm so going run out- Okay heĀ left, okay. Okay! We're okay! We're going be fine, we're gonna be totally fine. We will be fine, hello. Hello, bubsy, where's the other guy? Where's the other guy? Where's he?! Where's he, where's he, where's he, where's he, where-
Bonnie is in the West Hall
Mark: Oh, there... Okay. He's not-
Freddy looks straight in the camera
Mark: Oh, HIII! HEY, FREDDY, HOW U DOING?! Okay. He will be nearby? You stay there! Where's the other one, where's the other one, where's the other one? There he is. Okay. I am pan- I'M LOSING MY SHIT RIGHT NOW! I'M NOT OKAY WITH THIS!
Camera goes static
Mark: OH GOD NOT AGAIN! NO DO DO DO THAT! No no no. Don't you be- Oh god!
Bonnie is in W. Hall Corner
Mark: AH! HE'S RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR! UH! HI!
Chica is in East Hall
Mark: HI! Okay I'm- I'll keep my eye on you! Oh god, where'd you go? Where'd you go? Kay... GOD, THIS NIGHT IS LASTING FOREVER!
Bonnie pops in West Door
Mark: AH! ISTHATAFAGA! ISEWAMEMEGE! IT'S NOT OKAY! Oh oh oh... Okay, so what be-
Chica is in Dining Area
Mark: Hi... "Let's Eat!" Let's eat what? You still there? Okay, he's gone. Good. Stay gone, forever, and ever and ever and ever, oh, you'reĀ coming back! Either that or you're leaving. Oh, I'm not gonna have enough- I'm not h- My butt is going be munched! I'll be shoved into a teddy bear outfit. And they're gonna laugh! Where's he? Where'd you g-
Bonnie pops in West Door
Mark: AH! U-fe-fe-fe... That Bunny wants to get my gibblets, but he can't have em! Not today! Not ever... ā™Ŗ{Good thing Freddy staying in his house.}ā™Ŗ Hi mister- Wait, Bunny, you wereĀ just outside my door! Kay... Where's the Ducky? Where's mister- is that him- No, noĀ Ducky there...
Chica is in Restrooms with hostile look in camera.
Mark: Hi, (Scared laughing), Hi mister Ducky. (Crying) God, this night is lasting so long... I just wanna go home. I'll never play this game again. I'll be a good boy! God dammit. It's would be terrifying if you controlled theĀ cameras with like an Oculus Rift or something? Oh, my god. Cause you just move your head back and forth... Oh, my god. Hi again. Where's the other one? Where'd you go, where'd you go? Oh, there he is. Okay, so long as you two stay right there, you'll be good! You look very pretty! Uh, where's the Pirate Cove Guy- Oh, here's Pirate Cove, okay. So I just gotta... I just gotta keep an eyeĀ on you guys. Gonna be fine! OH, oh I bet using the camera takes power too, I'm down to 34%, I've got 3 hours to go!
Music starts
Mark: No. You're still there. You're still there. You're still there. You'reĀ looking at me now.
Foxy is in Pirate Cove
Mark: HI PIRATE COVE MAN!!! RARRR! HU-OHG... Oh, where'd they go, still there, still there? Pirate Cove Man! How u doin'? Oh, man, I love workin' at Didney Worl, it's ma faavorite...
Foxy enters his pre-sprint phase
Mark: HI WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OFĀ YOUR CAGE?!! PLEASE, GET BACK IN! I DON'T WANT YOU OUT OF THERE! HE'S COMING FOR ME? Oh, he's coming for me! Oh, why do I have to watch three of them?Ā I'm like ligit freaking out right now. I'm not okay with this. Oh god, they moved. Where'd you move to, oh,Ā you're coming down the hallway, ha? Which one are ya? Not left Pirate Cove yet... You still there... Coming down that hallway... Pirate Cove Man, how're you doing Pirate Cove Man?
Camera goes static
Mark: No! I got 2 hours left! No no no! Nooo! What's that sound?
Bonnie is in W. Hall Corner
Mark: Oh, he's right there. Well, he's not here JUST yet. I don't wanna run out of power. Oh, the sounds, I don't like them.
Foxy sprints to office
Mark: AH, FUCK! NO!Ā OH GOD!
Foxy attacks!
AH-HAH, FUCKING FUCK! I TRIED TO PUSH IT! OH-OH MY GOD! Ah... Oh...
Game Over
Mark: Oh, game over indeed! Oh, are those my eyeballs? Auh... (coughs) Oh hi... Okay. So that's Five Nights at Freddy's, I couldn't even survive two, GOD DAMMIT! HAH! OH, GOD! Oh, I tried to hit the door- I tried so bad... Oh... Okay. Okay, thank you all so much for watching, check out the other scary games that I played, if you want to play it by yourself, you can check it in the description bellow. If you REALLY want me to play it again and try to BEAT it, let me know in the comments below. Thanks again everybody and as always, I will see YOU in the next video. BYE-BYE!
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MHA/BNHA X READER (SHRUNK): CHAPTER 2 - Tiny Kirishima x Y/N.
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Y/N- Age: 16, Hight: 5'5", Gender: female, Quirk: Mind Reading, Class: 1-A
AU- None, Domestic fluff
Relationship background: You and Eijiro have been dating for quite some time now and are extremely close. ___________________________
It was early in the morning and Eijiro Kirishima had decided to go for a short walk before school started. UA was still asleep or just waking up, along with the majority of the city at that time. The red-headed boy couldn't help but hum to himself softly as he wandered the plot around the high schoolĀ dorms. He liked nature far more than the city,Ā though he loved both, and as such, he liked to take a short lap around the campus before starting his day.
The grass padded gently underfoot as he neared the end of his stroll, and that's when something caught his eye.Ā It was a patch of bright blue and purple flowers covered in a very curious design, Kirishima had never seen anything like them. "Woah!!" He chimed excitedly as he squatted down to give them a closer inspection. The flowers were very extravagant despite their small size, looking as if the worlds most talented and skilled artist had done each one by hand. Seeing them made him think of his girlfriend, (Y/N)!
Kirishima blushed lightly as she came to mind, he'd have to show these to her after school, he was sure she'd love them!!!
Ecstatically, he reached down and gently picked a few, smelling them. TheyĀ were sweet like fresh fruit. Upon reaching the pavement of the dorm'sĀ grounds he soaked in a little more of the morning's crisp atmosphere.Ā As he took a deep breath he was quickly overcome with a strong sensation of vertigo. Stumbling lightly he shook his head briskly, blinking rapidly, surprised by the sudden tiredness. "What the-??" He coughed. What was that!? His body was probably still trying to get up and going, he'd be fine, he thought as he shook it off, flowers still in hand as he marched toward the building doors.
As he walked in, the teen boy felt another strong wave of dizziness and fatigue hit him hard. Geez, why'd he feel so out of sorts all of the sudden he was fine though, right?! Kirishima ignored the sudden change and attempted to keep walking, successfully making it up the stairs and to his room.
Opening the door, he felt unsteady on his feet. The red head made his way over to his bed where he plopped down to stop for a quick breather.Ā What was going on??! Did he just not get enough sleep and it was only just now getting to him???Ā Gripping his head in his hands, he glanced over at his clock to see how much time he had. It was only 7:20am, he could probably squeeze in another forty-five minutes to an hour with plenty of time to get ready.
Eijiro flopped backwards onto his bed, eye lids getting heavier and heavier till eventually the world went dark.
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(Y/N) chirped and talked excitedly with Tsue and Uraraka before class started. It was about five minutes or so till it was time, and it was only then that she realized that Eijiro was no where to be found. "Hey Bakugo!" She called to the grumpy blond who only turned around in his chair to glareĀ back at her. "Have you seen Eijiro at all today??" The young girl asked him, to which he responded curtly, "Tch- How should I know??? The dumb idiot probably missed his stupid alarm." He grumbled, turning away from her to stare straightforward.
(Y/N) furrowed her brows, weird.... he didn't typically cut it this close...something must be wrong. She worried as concern flashed her features. "hmm, I'll be right back!!" She called as she dashed out the door, Iida's protests could be heard as she jogged off.
Quickly pulling herself along, she moved from the school to the dorms; she then made her way to the boy's dorm halls. She swiftly and easily found Kiri's door, her quirk picking up on his brainwaves which were surprisingly relaxed and passive for how outgoing and high energy he was.
Easing his door open, (Y/N) was met by a dark, emptyĀ room. Wait- where was he?? "Eijie...????" She called softly, slowly walking in. "Eijiroooooo~~???" She whispered quietly before flicking on the lights.
The room was indeed empty and tidy with the exception of his clothes strewn lazily across his bed. ā€œWeird... whereā€™d he go?!ā€ She wondered aloud, walking further into the room. She could sense him near by, so where was he??? ā€œKIRISHIMA!ā€ She called one last time, causing something to stir.
Motion caught Atashameā€™s eye and she looked down at the clothes on the bed to see a tiny lump the size of a rat or a mouseĀ moving under the shirt. ā€œWHAT THE-?!ā€
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Kirishima slept peacefully in what felt like a large warm mass of blankets when something woke him. ā€œKIRISHIMA!!!!!ā€ He heard a familiar voice call loudly, startling him awake.
As he opened his eyes and looked around he couldnā€™t quite make out where he was. All he could see was-.... red cloth? He squirmed around trying to find the opening to whatever or wherever he was. ā€œWHAT THE-?!ā€ He heard the same voice again, only now he was able to recognize who it belonged to. ā€œ(Y/N)?!ā€ He asked looking around, still confused as to where on earth he was.
ā€K-KIRISHIMA?!ā€ He heard her exclaim, ā€œYeah! Where are you?! Where am I?!ā€ He replied, still crawling through the endless ocean of fabrics. ā€œI-Is thatĀ really you?!ā€ She asked again, only confusing him more, whyā€™d she sound so confused, what was going on, AND WHERE ON THIS BLASTED EARTH WAS HE?!
ā€Yes itā€™s me!!! (Y/N), whatā€™s going on?!ā€ He yelled, growing weary. Suddenly the fabric opened just enough to pop out his head.
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(Y/N) watched in absolute disbelief as the lump crawled around confusedly. It sounded as if it were Eijiro, but how in the galaxy would he have gotten that small??! She couldnā€™t wait any longer....
She tentatively reached out and opened the shirt from the neck collar, tossing it back a little, still nervous of what she might find. As the shirt fell back, a tiny head with frazzled, staticky red hair popped out.
What?
The girl was stunned, IT REALLY WAS HIM!!!! AND HE WAS NO BIGGER THAN AN IPHONE!
His little head looked around, blinking in the bright light. ā€œ(Y/N)??ā€ He asked again still trying to make out what all he was looking at, his complete size difference making everything seem so foreign.
Things finally registered and (Y/N) finally came to grip that this was indeed, reality. ā€œYOURE SO SMALL!!!!ā€ She cried. Eijiro winced at the loud noise, eyes going wide as he worked to look at her, ā€œWOAH!!! YOURE HUGE!!!ā€ He squeaked back, his voice only slightly softer and higher than normal.
(Y/N)Ā shook her head briskly, ā€œNO, YOU SHRUNK!!!ā€ She exclaimed, gesturing to the rest of the room. Kirishima sat up and looked around, the shirt still draped across him. ā€œWH- YOURE RIGHT?!ā€ He exclaimed, falling back over from the sheer surprise.
(Y/N) reached her hand out in an offering for him to climb on before realizing that-... his clothes were on the bed..... and he was inside of them... which would naturally mean-
ā€œWAIT!!! YOURE WEARING CLOTHES RIGHT?!ā€ She yelled, turning bright red. The little man moved to cover his ears again at her loud yelling before processing what she said. With wide eyes, he quickly looked down at himself which was still covered by the shirt, to see that he was,Ā indeed, naked. ā€œUh- No not really!!ā€ He admitted, wrapping the shirt tighterĀ around himself, a rose color tinting his cheeks. He looked up at her sheepishly, ā€œY-you donā€™t happen to have any kind of tiny clothing... do you?ā€ He asked inĀ embarrassment.
ā€œNo, I don- WAIT!!! I MIGHT!!!!ā€ She exclaimed running out of the room, leaving the little red head on the bed.
****
Aaaaaaaaaand she was gone. Kirishima was left in his room by himself. He stood and began walking around on the mattress, still trying to get a gage at both his current hight and at the reality of the situation. This was a dream right?? What happened?/ He was fine this morning!!Ā As he did, he heard footsteps returning. "CRUD!-" He then dove for the cover of his shirt, his head poking out, just as (Y/N) hadĀ left him.
He watched the giantess come skipping in, "Tah-dah!!!!" She exclaimed cheerfully, holding up a doll's outfit. The was a red T-shirt and ripped shorts, along with black leggings that had been cut to create makeshift boxers. Eijiro lit up, surprised she even had the stuff! "Its so manly!!!" he exclaimed happily. "Here!! I'll uh- heh, I'll give you a moment of privacy...." She chuckles, tossing him the clothes and turning around.
The tiny bean of a child takes them gratefully and ducks back under his original clothes to change. He soon comes out fully dressed, Ā toothy smile and all. "This is awesome!!" He laughs, "O-Oh!! Im decent, you can look now!!" He tells her, signaling her that it was safe.
She turned around and was met by the most gracious darn adorable thing she had ever seen in her life. "AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!" She couldn't help but squeal at the precious sight. "You're so tiny and cute!!!" (Y/N) giggled hysterically. Eijiro blushed lightly at her reaction. "Hey!!"
****
What (Y/N) saw before her was truly an image from heaven. There he stood, proud and small, dressed in the clothes her dolls had been wearing previously, hair a fluffy, wacky, tussled mess, sharp, sharky smile shining a bright glow, and best of all, He was so tiny, he could easily fit on her hand, shoulder, pocket, you name it!!! It was simply too much adorableness for her and she could no longer help herself.
She eagerly held out her hands as if asking his permission, to which she was granted as he carefully climbed on, wrapping his minuscule hands around her thumb as she lifted him. "You're so stincon lincon cuuuuuuuuuteeeee~~~~" She giggled, looking him up and down as he sat cross legged on her palm. He blushed more, scratching the back of his neck. "Well, I'm glad you're enjoying it so much!" He laughed. "How did this happen?!" you ask, sitting on his bed where he once stood.
"I- I don't know.... I felt sick at one point so i decided to lie down and get some more rest and well- I only woke up when you came in and I was already small!!" He explained. "Huh-.... Well... you know, Recovery Girl might- OH NO WE'RE LATE FOR CLASS!!!" She cried, standing quickly and knocking him over as he gripped onto her hand for dear life. "Woah!!" He cried, startled by all the sudden movement. "Oh no, I'm so sorry!!" She apologized, ā€œI keep forgetting....ā€ she admitted embarrassedly.
The tiny boyĀ shakily sat up, giving her the same determined smile as his little body quivered from the adrenaline shock. ā€œDonā€™t worry about me!ā€ He exclaimed hardening himself in her hand as he grinned up at her. The giantess smiled back though she was still very apologetic. "I should still be more careful though, i'm just glad you're alright." She told him with a relieved sigh.
"Let's go see Recovery Girl about this first..." (Y/N)Ā suggested, him only nodding in response. "Here.. Uh..." The girl then began looking herself up and down, trying to find a suitable spot to place him. Kirishima quickly caught on, "I can just ride on your shoulder!!!" He suggested, which she silently hoped he would. "Sure!!" (Y/N) chimed.
She tried the awkward motion of keeping her palm facing up while trying to make it easier for him to get to her shoulder. In short, he almost fell.
Once he was comfortably standing onto her shoulder they headed for the infirmary. "I really hope this can be fixed...." (Y/N) half muttered, slight worry crossing her features. The tiny shark on her shoulders only nodded as she opened the door and walked inside.
The sweet, short old woman known as Recovery Girl was tiding up the place when they cameĀ in, possibly after a different patient. "Oh!! HelloĀ (L/N)!" She greeted, "Aren't you supposed to be in class?? What's wrong!!" She asked, apparently not noticing Kirishima's current state.
ā€Iā€™m fine thanks! Um, Iā€™m actually worried about this little guy....ā€ She chuckled, turning her shoulder more toward the old woman, showing off herĀ minuscule classmate. ā€œOh!!!ā€ She cried, startled to see him like that. ā€œWhat everĀ happened??ā€ She asked the two. ā€œWe donā€™t know.....ā€ ā€œI just woke up like this...ā€ they both commented.
Recovery girl thought for a bit, ā€œWell what did you do in the last bit of time before it happened???ā€ She asked, (Y/N) turning to look at Eijiro best she could whilst he thought. ā€œWell, when IĀ firstĀ woke up this morning, I was normal sized and I went for a walk around the campus grounds...ā€ he recounted, ā€œthen when I came back to the dorms I suddenly got really dizzy and nauseous.ā€ He finished.
The old woman placed a hand on her chin, ā€œhmmm was there anything out of the ordinary or slightly different as opposed to other days??ā€ She asked, making him think for a minute.
ā€Not that I remember- Wait!- I think, YES! I remember near the end of my walk there were these flowers!! Iā€™ve never seen them before!ā€ He exclaimed quickly, earning an interested look from Recovery Girl. ā€œWereĀ they blue and purple with little white designs?!ā€ She asks, ā€œYES THEY WERE HOW'D YOU KNOW!?!ā€ ā€œWait have you dealt with them before?ā€ (Y/N) asked after Kirishima.
The little woman let out a long sigh, ā€œYes I have, theyā€™re a nuisance those things...ā€ she grumbled, ā€œEating or inhaling them have the same effect, only eating will cause it to last longer,...ā€ She explained. ā€œAnd as Iā€™m sure youā€™ve noticed so far, they make you shrink. The effects will ware off after a little more or less than 24 hours, depending on how much of it youĀ took in,Ā otherwise it canā€™t be helped.ā€ The woman finished illuminating the situation for them, ā€œIā€™ll send someone out to exterminate them in a bit.ā€ She says, ā€œFor now I believe you two have classes to be attending.ā€ She says, handing them a pass that explains where theyā€™ve been, most likely for Aizawa Sensei. ā€œOh- ok then!! Thank you!!ā€ They both called as she shooed them out the door.
ā€œLooks like youā€™ll be like this for the rest of the day!ā€ (Y/N) comments to him as they walk to their home classroom. Kirishima, still smiling ear to ear just shrugs, ā€œIā€™m honestly excited about it!! Sounds like Iā€™ll be fine,Ā so I think this could be pretty fun!ā€ He tells her to which she snickers, opening the class door. ā€œHeyo! were back!ā€
****
Being small wasnā€™t all that bad! Eijiro got to sit on his girlfriendā€™s shoulder and desk throughout all the classes and while he didnā€™t admit this out loud, not having to take notes was actually kinda nice!!! And when lunch rolled around, Lunch Rush even made him a tiny dish just for himself!
Yet despite all this, Hero training classes for that day were called off, much to the little rockā€™s disappointment,Ā leaving the two of them the entire afternoon.....
ā€œSo what do you wanna go do??ā€ EijiroĀ asked as they flopped on the couches of the common room, little KiriĀ sprawled on her stomach. (Y/N) shrugged, ā€œWell, before you shrunk I had a date planned for today...ā€ She half asks, looking down at him with a soft smile. KirishimaĀ perked up immediately, ā€œREALLY?! WELL LETS GO!! WHOā€™S TO SAY WE CANT STILL HAVE FUN!?!?ā€ He yells enthusiastically, standing now as he smashes his little baby fists together. (Y/N) couldnā€™t help but laugh, knocking him off his feet.
Gracious she was beautiful.
And the size difference only seemed to emphasize everything amazing about her despite how people said it typically brought out every imperfection.... maybe thatā€™s what he liked so much about her, that both he and she were so different yet similar, they completed each other in so many ways, every quirk and goofy thing about her just seemed so amazing to him.
ā€Eijie??ā€
Oops!! He mustā€™ve gotten lost in thought!!
ā€Oh yeah!! Sorry, I spaced off for a minute!ā€ He laughed with a blush, scratching the back of his neck. (Y/N)'s face lit up with a smile, ā€œItā€™s ok!! Just noticed you seemed somewhere else!ā€ She grinned, sitting up some.
As she offered her hand, the little red head climbed on, beaming up at her. "So where are we going!?" He asked excitedly. "I just guess you'll have to see!!" She teased, slipping her shoes on and jogging out the door with him still on her shoulder, using her ear as support and not fall.
After some nice small talk about random things and the events of the day, they soon arrived at the train station. "Come ooooonnnnnn you've gotta tell me!!! We're going on the train,Ā man!!" The little man begged. "Nooo, That ruins the surprise!!" She responded, determined not to tell, just as much as he was to find out.
Coming to a bench, (Y/N) stopped to sit down and wait for their ride. As they did twoĀ little girlsĀ and their mother sat beside them.
Kirishima pouted on (Y/N)'s shoulder, trying to plot on how to get her to reveal their destination. As he did it was only out the corner of his eye that he saw a giant hand reaching for him. As he moved to react it wrapped its fingers around his upper half and face. ā€œACK-?!ā€ He let out a muffled cry as he kicked and pushed at the hand gripping him.
****
(Y/N) was preoccupied looking up details about her and Eijiroā€™s date on her phone, which she held next to her hip on the opposite side of Kirishima so he couldnā€™t see. So much so that she didnā€™t even notice when the two little girls plucked him up and began playing with him excitedly like they would a doll.
ā€œAlright Eijiro!!!ā€ She chimes, turning off her phone and turing her head expecting to see him on her shoulder only to see a coupleĀ of girls practically torturing the poor little guy. ā€œOh my heavens!!!! Um, you need to give me him back!!!ā€ She told them, reaching for her boyfriend. ā€œNo!ā€ One cried, holding him out and away from (Y/N). ā€œExcuse me, Madam???ā€ She panicked and got the attention of the woman who seemed to be absorbed in something on her own device. The woman startled when (Y/N) rapidly tapped her shoulder, ā€œHi!!! Yeah- um thatā€™s mine and your little girls seem to not want to give it back!!!ā€ She quickly told, terrified they might smotherĀ him.
Their mother reacted swiftly, ā€œLina, Haru!!!ā€ She scolded, ā€œIf thatā€™s not yours then you need to give it back!ā€ She chided.
The girls looked down each and apologized, handing the limp little form back to (Y/N). ā€œThank you!ā€ She said quickly, cupping him tenderly in her hands as he gasped for breath the moment the tiny fingers released.
The mother startled upon seeing that Kirishima was alive and not some other little doll of sorts. ā€œOh dear me!!!!ā€ She cried, ā€œIs that thing alive?!ā€ She asked in disbelief.
(Y/N) didnā€™t answer, too occupied in making sure her shrunken boyfriend was alright. ā€œKiri are you ok?!ā€ She cried, subconsciously holding her breath as he sucked in every possible one he could.
The tiny shark gave a weak smile andĀ a thumbs up, still coughing and choking on each breath.
ā€œI am so sorry!!!!ā€ The mother apologized again, still absolutely dumbfounded. ā€œItā€™s ok!ā€ Eijiro croaked, ā€œDont worry about it, Iā€™m fine!!ā€ He added, trying his best to put the giantesses about him at ease.
The little girls just stayed quiet, looking terribly sorry, but too shy and ashamed to say anything.
It was then that their train arrived, quiteĀ busily too. ā€œI think heā€™ll be ok, it my fault for not paying better attention....ā€ (Y/N) reassures, supporting the shakey tiny in her hands as she got up and began heading for the train. ā€œOh my heavens!!! Are you ok?!ā€ She asked again once they were out of earshot. Eijiro did actually seem alright now and he nodded, ā€œYeah! Just scared me, I wasnā€™t expecting that!ā€ He says cheerily despite the fact that his body is still clearly vibrating. ā€œYeah me neither, and honestly Iā€™m kinda worried about being on here....ā€ (Y/N) admitted as they climbed onto the train and began looking for a seat. ā€œDo you have anywhere safe youā€™d feel comfortable letting me sit??ā€ Eijiro asked, cocking his little head to the side.
(Y/N) looked herself up and down, ā€œWould you be ok in a pocket??ā€ She asked him, using her thumb of her other hand to pull open one of her front pockets on her pants.
Kirishima lit up and smiled, ā€œYeah!! I donā€™t mind that!!!ā€ He chirped. She smiled warmly at this, lowering her hand so he could climb in. She watched with slight amusement as he awkwardly tried to slip inside, swinging one leg, then the other, and completely disappearing from sight as she could feel him dropĀ down inside.
****
As Eijiro slipped into the pocket he wasnā€™t honestly expecting such deep pockets, like who needs pockets this big?!
Luckily the pocket was loose and he was able to wiggle around, trying to find how to best be comfortable. It took a while but the mini man finally settled. It was like a giant warm cocoon of blankets!! Enough so.... that.... he began... to......... drift.......Ā off~~.....
"Hey! Kiri!!" Kirishima awoke to something very large nudging his side softly, "Hmm?! Huh???" Ā He muttered, blinking in confusion as he tried to figure out where he was. He found himself in a warm,Ā dark, and cushioned room that swayed steadily back and forth. And he quite frankly didn't remember entering it... "Eijiro!!" (Y/N)'s voice broke his thoughts, and that's when realization struck him. He had fallen asleep in his girlfriend's pocket on the train. "What??" He asked, squirming to peek his head out the pocket and up at her.
She giggled upon seeing his fluffy little head emerge. "Did you seriously fall asleep??" She laughed, walking through the station as she climbed off the train. "Maybe?" He grinned back up at her, "Wait, wait, give me your hand!!" He cheered, already getting out of the pocket, "Woah!! Geez little dude, are youĀ tryingĀ to fall and get crushed!?" The young girl exclaimed, stumbling slightly as she tried to catch him.
Kirishima ignored her question andĀ wasted no time in climbing her arm, pulling himself up to her shoulder. "SO WHERE ARE WE HEADED!?" He eagerly bounced, ecstatic to finally be getting to see what she had in store. (Y/N) couldn't help but grin at his enthusiasm.
(Y/N) walked out of the station and down the street, people they passed giving shocked, startled and amazed looks at the enthusiastic little bean that bounced relentlessly on his girlfriendā€™s shoulder.
As the building came to view, Kirishima let out a gasp. ā€œNO WAY!!!ā€ He cried, his sharky little smile growing wider than his face could handle.
(Y/N) lost herself in laughter over his reaction, the place she had taken himĀ was a new restaurant. It had only been open a week and it already had some of the highest ratingsĀ in the area. And best of all, they were famous for their numerous meat dishes. Kirishima had been talking about wanting to go ever since it was announced that one would be built here.
ā€If you like it enough, we can always come back when your bigger and can eat more!!ā€ She told him, to which he eagerly nodded.
She pressed the door open and walked in. They were then seated at a table for one, in an outside area underneath a covering. ā€œWow!! This is actually really nice!!ā€ (Y/N) chirped, Kirishima waddling carefully down her arm to sit on the table before slipping and sliding the rest of the way, which he quickly shook off, adding his own excited comment, "I know right!?" He cried, "I've been looking forward to this for a long time!!" He yelled, absolutely hyped, per usual.
Not too long after they had sat down a waiter came over to take their order. "Good evening ma'am, my name is Akio!! I'll be your server tonight!!!" he hummed, giving her a charming smile. Kirishima silently grew jealous, frustrated that his lack of size made him invisible, and therefore his girlfriend a target for this young fellow. (Y/N) on the other handĀ seemed to pay it no mind, "Ah!! Thank you!!" She responded politely as she would under any occasion, yet it only grew the miniature man's jealousy.
"Are you ready to order or do you need a little longer??" He asked, still very clearly into her. "I think we'll wait a little longer!! For now could I get a water??" she asked. Akio gave her a confused blink when she said 'we' but shook it off, "of course!!" he chimed, moving to walk off before (Y/N) glanced down, "What do you want to drink??" She asked Kirishima, confusing the waiter even further, "I'm sorry me-??" he turned around, seeing that she was not looking at him, but down by her folded arms that rested on the table. And there his eyes met the tiny crimson ones of Eijiro, whoĀ gave him a quick look before returning to his bright and happy demeanor and answered the giantess. "Wanna just share aĀ strawberry lemonade?!" he chimed, to which the girl seemed to perk up at, "Oooo!! Actually that sounds great!!" she beamed, turning to face Akio, who was currently in a state of shock.
"I- He- He's alive!?" The server finally sputtered, "And so small!!! How?!" the man couldn't believe what he was looking at, causing (Y/N) to scratch the back of her head, "Right, I forgot that this would still startle people,... I feel bad I've kinda gotten used to you like this..." She laughed to Eijiro who smiled back, "I know right?? Anyways, its a long story!!" He told the waiter who remainedĀ starstruck. The man nodded nonetheless, making his way off to go retrieve their drinks.
As soon as he left Kirishima felt better, he didn't like the look he was giving her, but now that the waiter knew the young girl wasn't alone he'd most likely lay off. "So what's the menu say?!" He asked merrily, rubbing his little hands together. (Y/N)Ā couldn't help but giggle as he hoppedĀ onto the menu where she was trying to read, already looking at the kabobs. "OOOOO!!!!" He gasped at a specific option that he wasĀ definitelyĀ getting! It was an assorted kabob of fish, shrimp, beef, pork, and chicken, some vegetables like tomato, cabbage, and beets. "I know what Im gonna eat!!" He cheered hugrily, mouth watering madly. "What about you??" He asked, his smile like a tiny sun glaring up at her. "Well, I think i'll figure it out once I can see what's there!!" She teased, gently grabbing the back cuff of his shirt between her two fingers and setting him down, off the menu. "Sorry!" He sheepishly chuckled, wriggling briefly at first but going limp when he saw she was going to set him back down. She then couldn't resist the urge to ruffle his soft hair with her index finger. "Hey!! You know that's hard to fix!!!!" He whined at the motion, gently pushing her finger away with his tiny hands. (Y/N) just grinned wider, suppressing a giggle.
"I'll probably just get a Katsudon!!!" she told him as their waiter was returning with the drink. He brought a little shot glass that was filled with some of the drink. (Y/N) thanked him before telling him their orders. they agreed that Kirishima would get the meal normal sized and they'd just take whatever he didn't eat to go. Soon they were enjoying some of the best food they had ever had.
Surprisingly Kirishima had managed to eat an entire kabob, but given the fact that he was a human vacuum, it didn't startle her too much.
After dinner they went for a walk, making their way down the streets of the area, more wandering about rather than having a set goal in mind. "Today's been really crazy..." The hero in training commented with a laugh as she waltzedĀ one of the area's public park walkways with her boyfriend perched behind her ear. He liked the spot as it was more secure than just sitting on her shoulder and he got to mess with her hair. "But very manly!!" He added, braiding a couple strands. "Yeah!! It has!!" She agreed as they made their way back to the station. As they walked, (Y/N) spotted an ice cream cart. "Ooo!! Hey, wanna get a quick treat before we head back to the dorms?!" She asked him, feeling as he quickly stood, gripping onto some of her hair for balance.
"YES!" "OW,OW,OW,OW,OW!! KIRI THAT HURTS!!" "Agh-!! S-Sorry!!" he quickly apologized, letting go, therefore losing his balance and quickly falling. "Woah!!" "Eijiro!!!" Atashame caught him before he hit the pavement, "Jeez...." She muttered, taking a slow breath after the heart attack she had just received. "Y-You ok?!" She asked, pressing a hand to her chest as if to calm her heart beat and breathing. He just nodded, giving her another shaky smile like before. "Well I'm just glad you're alright..." She sighed before lifting him up to her face and plantingĀ a kiss on his small, soft head. He blushed and smiled radiantly as she pulled away, leaning up to return the gesture on her large nose, causing her heart to flutter. He was just so sweet andĀ precious, and huggable, andĀ squishy, and soft, and adorable, andĀ fluffy, and ahhhhhhhh~~~~Ā Ā (Y/N) couldn't help but think to herself,Ā subconsciously squealing and hugging him to her cheek, lost in her own thoughts. "Ack-Ā don't crush me!!" Kirishima laughed as he hugged her back.
She finally pulled away, "Sorry, I couldn't help myself!!" her tiny boyfriend grinned mischievously beforeĀ jumping from her hand to sit on her nose and better hug her face. "Hey, I wasn't done hugging you!!" he half pouted, earning another soft giggly squeal from his giant girlfriend. "Ok, now ImĀ satisfied!! You give very manly face hugs." He declared proudly, grabbing the hair atop her head to pull himself up her face. "Ow! Eijiro I just told you that hurts!!" She flinched, hovering her hands just below him as if for him to jump down but he ignored her, eventually climbing up and onto her head where he sat proudly. "Sorry, but I really wanted to try siting here!!" He told her as she could only smile at his silly antics.
"Alright what flavor?!" She asked him as she walked over to the cart. "hmmm.... How about fudge and vanilla!" He suggested, "Really?? Just fudge and vanilla??" She laughed, "Yeah!! Its a classic!!" He complained back, slightly put out by her silent judgement. "ok, ok, that's a good point, I will admit." She gave in as they came up on the cart.
"Could I get a soft serve mix of fudge and vanilla??" (Y/N) asked the man as he served them up in a small paper cup. He nodded and handed her the soft frozen treat, not really noticing the tiny man on her head at first before taking a double take as the two walked off to find a park bench to sit on.
They soon came up on a decent bench, and (Y/N) sat down carefully as to not knock the itty bitty shark off her head. "Alright!" She grinned eagerly, "Ready??" She asked him, feeling the pitter patter of tiny hands and feet crawling toward the front of her head. "HECK YEAH!!!" He cheered, just as excited, if not then more. "Catch!!!!" He yelled taking yet his third leap of faith. "DUDE!!! STOP JUMPING!!!" she cried in surprise as his tiny little form went hurdling from above yet again.
Kirishima just laughed wildly as the soft, warm cushion of his beloved girlfriend's delicateĀ hands caught him, cupping up around him protectively. "No more. I revoke your rights!! You keep giving me heart attacks!!!" (Y/N) scolded, completely cupping her hands around his tiny warm body. "Wha-!? Hey!!!" He squawked, trying to press against her hands in retaliation, "You can't do that!!" He protested, squirming around trying various different ways to wiggle his way out of her grasp. "Well I just did!!" She quickly shot back before she was startledĀ by something warm and wet running itself across her fingers. "A- ARE YOU LICKING ME!?" She asked in loud disbelief, hands flinching for a brief moment to lessen her grip on the tiny man-child who stopped briefly as a chorus of tiny, mischievous giggles came muffled from her cupped hands. "SO UNCOOL!!" She added before a sharp needle-like pricking registered with her. "DID YOU JUST BITE ME!?" She cried again, this time hesitating in her grasp just enough for him to poke his head and arms out. He was a laughing mess.
Much like a worm he continued to wriggle through her fingers. "Oh no you don't Mr!!!" She scoffed, reaching a second hand to grab him, just his arms andĀ the topmost parts of his fluffy red hair poking out of the top of her fist, just his legs kicking wildly as he refused to yield. "Ha! Gatcha!!!" (Y/N) spoke too soon when he began to plant his feet against the base of her fist and he slideĀ out of her hand, slipping out of his shirt too in the process.
And now she had a tiny, shirtless boyfriend running across her lap and the park bench as she tried desperately to stop him.
Oh brother.
"Kirishimaaaa~~~" The girl whined, grabbing him by the ankle and quickly bringing him up to be eye level with her as she glared at him. "What do you have to say for yourself??" She asked as he tried desperately to atop laughing, "You're beautiful and that was awesome!!!" He finally answered, tears running up his face from laughing so hard and being held upside down by his foot. (Y/N) couldn't stay even remotely put out if she wanted too and soon she too was laughing as she set him back down on her knee, planting a loving kiss on his head again. "So are we gonna eat this or are we just gonna let it melt??" She finally inquired, still grinning at him as he caught his breath.
Smiling his wide, toothy smile, he finally nodded in response. "Yes!!" He added a vocal reply, still quite excited from their little wrestling thing. "You wanna try it first??" She asked, scooping a small amount of the frozen dessert out of the cup. Kirishima nodded, reaching for the large spoon, leaning to take a bite off of it before (Y/N) moved the spoon forward so he'd be able to reach better from where he was. And so, The tiny red head got a face full of cream.
"OOP-" (Y/N) exclaimed as she accidentally shoved the sweet into his face. Kirishima popped is head out of the large spoonful, taking a moment to process what had just happened. "PPFFFFTttttttt-!!" The girl was soon lost in laughter over the sight of his stuned face completely slathered in gelato. "Um, I think you have a little something-" She tried to manage through her laughs.
Eijiro finally grinned, starting to laugh with her, "Maybe I should hold the spoon." He told her, wiping the ice cream from his face and onto his hands, and then into his mouth. "Its good though!" He piped up again through a full mouth. (Y/N) finally calmed herself, grabbing a napkin that they had also received from the vendor. "Here let me help." She offered, using the paper cloth to gently wipe and clean his face. "Better?" "Yeah thanks man!"
(Y/N) Then tucked away the napkin and they were able to enjoy the rest of the treat, taking turns taking bites, Kirishima at one point or another got his revenge, slapping a dollop of the treat onto her face. "Eijiro!" She exclaimed as he chuckled. The rest of the walk went nicely after they were able to sufficiently clean stickyĀ hands.
After another warm pocket ride on the train, they walked to the dorms, both happy but tired from the long day. It was late when they got back as well, meaning it was dark and they were both feeling sleepy. Walking into the dorm building, they were met by friends who were eager to hear about the date,Ā tease, and poke fun at the couple.
"Hey Eijiro?? Do you want me to just drop you off in your room??" (Y/N) asked after they were away from the others. Her minusculeĀ boyfriend bit his lip seeming unsure. "Well... I don't really want to be alone while I'm this size..." He admitted, "Could-... Could i maybe stay with you for the night??" He asked her sheepishly, a bright pink glow lighting his features like a lantern. His girlfriend could only smile, her heart swelling in her chest, "Of course Baby!" She comforted, and began heading back to her room.
After opening the door, (Y/N) very gently set the little man down on her bed before grabbing a pair of folded clothes off her dresser, "Here, get comfy!! Im going to go change." She told him before heading into the bathroom.
After she left, Kirishima bee-lined for the large fluffy pillow, jumping on it and sinking into its mushy surface, feeling very warm and secure as it smelled strongly of (Y/N), by far his favorite smell in the world. The bathroom lock soon after clicked and his girlfriend came out, dressed in modest, simple pajamas, a white top and light blue shorts. She looked around trying to find where he had gone before she noticed the tiny lump sprawled across her pillow. Letting a soft giggle escape, she crept quietly toward the bed, pulling herself onto it without disturbing him. She then promptly liedĀ down,Ā gently burying herĀ face into the pillow, nuzzling the tiny man with her nose and forehead.Ā Kirishima gives a soft "oof-" at this, startlingĀ him awake from his nodding off.Ā (Y/N) restsĀ the weight of her head on the pillow, stillĀ hugging it to her face, tiredly kissing Kiri's belly as itā€™s the closest thing to her lips. She then letĀ a warm, airy sigh of exhaustion escape and washĀ over the little body, ruffling the clothes a little, mindful that the breeze isnā€™t in his face.
The little shark is delighted and surprised by the sleepy snuggles. He hugs the giantess's nose and kisses the closest spotĀ heĀ can reach, between her eyebrows, which he then begins to massage in a satisfying circular motion, hoping to coax the muscles into a softer expression and ease any tension there.
With a small smile curling at her lips, (Y/N) continues to plant very slow, gradual kisses on her little boyfriend's entire torso along withĀ the side of his face,Ā pausing now and then, almost as if she'd fall asleep with her lips on him and her face half atop the tiny.
With a tender expression of his own, Eijiro caresses the girl's nose and cheeks all the while, enjoying the love and attention. HeĀ feltĀ like if they were the same size right then, (Y/N)ā€™s head would be buried in his chest, and he would be petting her soft, well keptĀ hair. He had to admit that it was strange to be the comforting bedĀ for a giant, but still, he loved it. He noticed the giantess dozing off and his little beaming grin grew. It really had been a long day especially with the fun they had had, and snuggling sounded very very inviting.
(Y/N) was almost asleep when she felt his tiny hand pat her face, signaling her to let him out from under her face. "Mmmm- Sorry..." She giggled groggily, letting him scurry out from underneath her. the two then carefully situated themselves with (Y/N) on her side, curled around her tiny man who hugged to her large warm body.
(Y/N) had slept very soundly throughout the entirety of the night, and when she awoke, it was to the very soft warm golden glow of the sun stretching itself into the room through closed blinds. The sleepy girl didn't quite remember closing the blinds last night. As her eyes gently fluttered open, it came to her attention that Kirishima was not a tiny little bean anymore, but very much his normal hight as he wrapped himself around her. A bright blush that rivaled the color of her man's hair blossomed on her cheeks, ears, neck, and tops of her shoulders. She looked up at his peaceful face as he held her close in a spooning position, her being the little spoon. (Y/N) then noted that he had her sweats on, but remained shirtless, his body like a human heater. She smiled to herself and snuggled close to him.Ā 
Truly one of the best days ever.
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A request for:Ā Sunshine
i had a lot of fun writing this!!! Thank you toĀ WinterKlover for being my beta reader and helping me sort my story to its finest!!!!! Keep up the cute requests!!! Ill be working on them as much as I can!!!! ____________________
Up next: ( āˆ†Ā requested, Ī© inspiration)
āˆ†~Ā Bakugo x tiny YN - Hot Pocket
āˆ†~Ā Giant deku x YN - Baby Bird
āˆ†~ Tiny Bakugo x YN - Dynamight!? More like Firecracker!!!
Ī©~Ā Giant Kirishima x YN - The Crown Jewel
Ī©~ Shoto x Tiny YN - Baby It's Cold Outside
Ī©~ Tiny Deku x YN - Hickery Dickery Dock
Ī©~ Bakugo x Tiny YN - Pest Control is For Pests
Ī©~ Tiny Bakugo x YN - The Prize Fish
Ī©~ Giant Kirishima x YN - Baby Shark
Ī©~ Giant Kirishima x YN - The Big Bad Wolf
Ī©~ Tiny Deku x YN - Peter Rabbit
Ī©~ Tiny Bakugo x YN - He's A Pop-Rockin Pixie ___________________
let me know if you guys want some of these sooner than others, right now they are in the order of request and then inspiration. Requests willl come before inspiration.
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chiradipdakshi Ā· 3 years
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Novel: 3 On 1
Author: Chiradip Dakshi
Chapter 1: The Unknown Girl
Genre: College, Slice of Life, Romance, Comedy, Fiction
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[ The bell rings]
"Fuck off! I will sure make sure this clock is thrown out in the trash. It's unbearable."
Oh, the story started? Sorry about that. Hello, I am Johnny Western. I'm nineteen years old teen guy. I didn't have much for a hobby. The only hobby I have is basketball. I used to go running about five kilometres daily, but today, I am too late to go for running. It has been about three months since I graduated from Sylvia high, a local renowned high school in the city of Toronto. My family lives in New York City but I had to transfer to Toronto due to the school. It us embarrassing to say, but all girls in my high school were fan of me. Today's is my first day of college. I had no talents for science so I picked up to study Archaeology since I knew taking this subject will help me to go around different parts of the world. When I was in twelfth grade, I used to see travelling videos and it inspired me that I should also go to see the world.
It was a nice weather outside. Birds chirping all over the garden, green everywhere although there was a broad road going across the middle of the society. We had a garden at the back of my house. Actually, my parents had me rented a house near the college I would be visiting. The house was purely white with a garage at the front, a swimming pool at the back. I had a dream to become a YouTuber, so I made a separate studio for me in the first floor. The theme was for gaming. The reason I woke up late was because I went sleeping late because of a live stream, Ha-ha. So, coming to my morning routine. Specifically, nothing, just a shower before college, a bowl of corn flakes with milk. I heavy breakfast light because I heard that there is a short break after having two consecutive lectures. So, I'm late. See you at the college.
[Meanwhile, Arthur running.]
Hello I'm Arthur Rowland. Nice to meet you. I'm eighteen. My hobby is painting. I barely go outside unless my friends ask me out. A little shy. Prefer not to speak, unless necessary. So, after running about three kilometres, I go to the convenience store and take some necessary groceries for the day which includes bread, some instant ramen, and some vegetables. Alright, coming to my extraordinary personalities. Since I was in the second last year of my high school, I had a knack towards photography. So, I joined the photography club of our high school. If you think that what's the use of photography club in high school, then I must tell you the answer. Fortunately, we work with the newspaper club and send them the necessary photographs they need for a particular article and for that they used to share thirty percent of the total budget they get for the year since the budget for the photography club was the lowest of all the clubs in the high school. Beside this, school student council used to ask us out during any fest or any event in the school. And for that we get a fixed amount of money. And I am proud that I was the president of our photography club. But now all things have changed. Now is the time for us to go to a college. So, I'll be joining the same college as Johnny, whom you all heard before. I will be taking arts in the college since this could help me to carry forward my dream of becoming a photographer. Like we said, we are besties. Hehe!
[The phone rings]
"Yes coming!" Arthur shouted.
"Hello! Oh, it's you Johnny! Long-time no call bro. How have you been?"
"Yeah bro, I'm fine. See, we are going to the same college. So, I think we should join the same club. So, choose accordingly" Johnny from the other side.
"Ye... Yeah bro! Of course, if we get so."
Finding a trembling voice over the phone, Johnny got disgusted. " Hey, hey, hey! What you mean by probably? We definitely be joining the same club. By the way where are you now?"
"What's the time?"
"It's nine."
"Oh, fuck man! We're gonna be late bro? I haven't even entered my house yet. The college is from ten. Uuggggh! " Arthur shouted suddenly in between the public.
"Huh! That's why I tell you, be punctual. See I am ready. Just left to have my breakfast. " Johnny with pride.
"Tell me, have to gone running today?"
"Y...ye...Yes! Of course, I've gone."
"Stop lying bro!"
"Heh. You surely see through me all the time. Have you call the other idiot? "
"Who? Tom?"
"Yeah!"
"No. But don't worry. He'll just be alright."
[Meanwhile, Tom sneezes.]
Hello, I'm Tom Henderson, age same as Johnny, meaning Arthur is the youngest among us three. I like experimenting pranks over the other two. I never wasted their weekends without pulling pranks on them. I didn't listen to them. I have a good quality. I always break a serious mood of my friends. And Arthur and Johnny would accept me as they knew that I was only guy who helped them to understand that however may be the reason, we shouldn't let ourselves down and step back from the important days of our lives.
"Who the hell is talking about me?' said Tom after sneezing.
[Phone rings]
"Where are you?" Arthur called.
"In my house. But why? Anything bad happened?"
"Nothing bad but it's worst. We are late for school, man"
"What's the time?" Tom asked curiously.
"Fifteen minutes to start"
"Damn, man! I'm late." Tom keeps the phone in the bag and smiles for a second.
Arthur took the metro and boarded off at 1459 London Road. Then he kept running as fast as he could as it was almost three minutes remaining to enter the campus. On the last minute, Johnny entered. "Ooof...at last we managed" Arthur while relaxing. "But wait, hasn't Tom been here yet?
[From their back]
"Greetings, my friend! Long time no see! How have you all been?" Tom surprises both of them. "I thought you are late since you told me that you were late." "I lied" Tom after smiling. "You damn brat" Johnny got angry. "I'm sorry bro" Tom rubbing the hand at the back of the head. "My family members are all thin even if they eat all the junk food, even me too" Tom after smiling. "Why are we exercising Johnny? Is it that necessary? I'm envious of Tom's physique" Arthur with his crying face.
"Hey, we are late, run!" They started running along the corridors as fast as they could. They decided to enter through the second door, the back of the auditorium where the freshers meeting will be held.
[An unknown girl came running blindly from the front door and got crashed with the three boys]
"Ow! S...Sorry! I wasn't looking" the girl said.
"Don't worry! We weren't looking, so it was our fault too. We should apologize."
When the girl raised his head, something happened at her heart. It felt like she got her future prince. Normally, a girl gets only one prince but here is the story of a girl fascinated by the three boys. The girl blushed out and ran away. The last thing went over the boys' head.4
"What was that?" Johnny asked.
"I don't know."
And the three of them stared at the empty corridor with the girl running out. What will happen in the story? How will the girl react if they meet them again? Find out as the story continues.
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danurso Ā· 5 years
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Colorguard league AU
*in the middle of the night, at vale docks*
Thug 1: come on, can't you go any faster?
Thug 2: *loading a large truck* do you want me to damage the merchandise by accident so boss can break our spines? No? Thought so.
Thug 3: still, we should go as fast as possible, we don't want to face him.
Thug 4: are you talking about that crazy guy dressed as a bat? Heh, if he tries to show up i'll show him something *pumps shotgun*
Thug 3: he took an entire cartel by himself, you don't wanna end facing him do you?
Thug 4: i bet that's all made up, no one can do that.
Thug 3: still, we better not risk it.
Thug 4: risk what? We're five, we can take out an lunatic dressed as a bat.
Thug 1: yeah...speaking of witch, where is mark?
Thug 4: i thought he was helping you unload the boat?
Thug 1: he was, but he needed to take a piss and said that he would come back soon.
Thug 3: that was twenty minutes ago, where is he?
???: right here.
Thug 1/2/3/4: *looks back at the body of their unconscious friend that just fell between them*
Thug 1: what the fuck!?
Thug 4: *looking around aiming his shotgun* who did that!? Show up already!!
Thug 3: oh god, its him! We're doomed! HE'S HERE!!
Thug 4: SHUT UP!! *looks back at the group, unaware of the shadow that just landed behind him* THERE ISN'T ANY CRAZY BAT HERE!! IT'S PROBABLY THOSE GUYS FROM THE JOKER FACTION PLAYING WITH US!!
Thug 1/2/3: *terrified and pointing behind him*
Thug 4: WHAT IS IT NO- *turns around and freezes at the dark tall figure behind him* WHAT THE HE-
???: *punches thug 4 straight in the face knocking him out*
Thug 3: HE'S HERE!! HE'S REAL!!! *opens fire*
Thug 1/2: *open fire as well*
???: *throws a smoke bomb at the ground*
Thug 1: where the hell is he!?
Thug 3: i don't know! I can't see a thing!
Thug 2: AAAAHH!!!
Thug 3: what the hell!? David! David! Where the hell are you!?
Thug 1: AAAAAHH!!
Thug: mike! MIKE!! Come on guys this isn't funny!! Show up already!! *looking around but seeing nothing*
*thump*
Thug 3: *flinches looking back at his unconscious friends piled up* w-what? What the hell is thi- *starts to back away but bumps into something and starts to turn around facing a dark figure clad in black* WHAT THE HELL!? *tries to shot at him*
???: *grabs the barrel of the rifle and twists it, throwing away right after*
Thug 3: *falls back on the ground and starts to back up in panic* h-how!? W-WHO ARE YOU!?
???: *grabs him by the collar pulling him close* i'm batman. *headbuts thug 3 knocking him out and throwing him at the pile of thugs* done here. ozpin, send a message to commissioner ironwood, tell him to come investigate the docks.
Ozpin: *through the intercom* as you wish master jaune.
Jaune: now to the next area. *starts to walk away but its stopped by a red and yellow lightning*
???: im here!! Bad guys better get rea- *stares at the scene* ohh...am i late?
Jaune: *sighs* yes flash, you are late.
???: sorry jau-i-i mean batman! Sorry batman!
Jaune: *sighs again* its okay ruby, what are you doing here anyways?
Ruby: oh...well, i was passing by and thought you might need a extra hand here. you've been working a lot to keep vale in peace lately and you're probably tired and all, maybe if you're done here you could go back home, eat some cookies, watch a movie and rest for the night.
Jaune: *in a serious tone* i'm not done yet, there are still many other criminals around vale and someone needs to stop them.
Ruby: still...you're not the only hero around, can't you just take a day off and relax?
Jaune: the crime doesn't take 'days off', so i can't take any either.
Ruby: not even today?
Jaune: no, and if that's everything, i still need to scan the area, one of them said something about the joker faction and i need to check it out. *pulls grappling hook throwing at the top of a building and flying off to it*
Ruby: why are you always like this? *crosses her arms with a pout* can't take a day off even on your birthday.
*later*
Tyrian: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! well, well, well, what do we have here? If it's not vale's number one bat boy.
Jaune: *tied on a chair and with his hands handcuffed behind it* joker, i should have imagined that you were back. *looking around at the several barrels of laughing gas* and planning something big i suppose.
Tyrian: of course batman! I've been out for a year now, i need to do something special for when i get back to the show.
Jaune: and so you planted your laughing gas around the city so it falls into chaos while you stroll around it?
Tyrian: Ding! Ding! Ding! Ten points to batman for figuring out my plan! *raises a controller* All i need to do now is press this button and BOOM!! Everyone around vale will have the time of their lives!! And this time batman, i won't allow you to stop my fun like you always do, this time i will-
???: *red and blue blur crashes through the wall taking out joker and his henchmen in a few seconds before landing in front of jaune with several knocked bad guys on her shoulders* hello again batman.
Jaune: *deadpans at the red haired girl with green eyes in front of him* superwoman...what are you doing here?
Pyrrha: i heard the joker was back and i thought you might need help to defeat him.
Jaune: *sighs* you shouldn't have interfered, everything was under control.
Pyrrha: *sheepishly* well...it didn't looked like that to me.
Jaune: it's because you preferred to crash into the building before thinking about it. Joker was bragging about his plan just like i wanted, luckily he said everything before you showed up. *gets up massaging his wrists*
Pyrrha: wait, weren't you trapped?
Jaune: i let them capture me so i could find out joker's plan.
Pyrrha: b-but what if he used his gas on you!?
Jaune: *pulls out a shot from his belt* i have the antidote for his gas.
Pyrrha: b-b-but what if he used his gas on the city!?
Jaune: i already sent loads of the antidote to every hospital around vale, besides, the first thing i did when i got here was cut the signal of his transmissor, he couldn't trigger the gas around the city no matter how much he tried.
Pyrrha: oh...right...im sorry, i didn't wanted to get in the way, i just thought you might appreciate some help. You're always working alone and pushing yourself so much to protect the city, you should take a day off and relax, why don't you go home for tonight? You're probably tired after everything that happened.
Jaune: i'm not tired, i still need to patrol the area.
Pyrrha: why don't you let that to the others? You're not the only hero around here.
Jaune: vale is still my city, i can't just let the work for other peoples to do it. *walks away*
Pyrrha: *sigh* why don't you let us help you even on your birthday?
*later*
Hazel: im surprised to see you here batman.
Jaune: it wasn't hard to track you down after finding your subordinates at the docks bane.
Hazel: huff, i think it's like they say, if you want something well done *presses a button on his chest injecting dust on himself through green tubes* THEN DO IT YOURSELF!!! *charges at batman*
Jaune: *jumps over hazel and dodges his following attacks*
Hazel: stay still batman!! HRRHAAAHH!! *lands a punch on batman making him fly away and hit the wall* now be still *cracking his knuckles* i'll be qui- *gets punched in the face and flies back across two walls*
Jaune: *gets up and sighs* oh god, not again.
Yang: *winks* sup batboy!
Jaune: wonder woman, what are you doing in vale? Wasn't there an entire island in mistral needing your help?
Yang: it did, but after i finished there i thought, 'maybe my good friend batboy needs a hand' and so i'm here, and it looks like i came right in time.
Jaune: everything is under control.
Yang: *grins* really? Then why was bane kicking your ass?
Jaune: he wasn't, i let him hit me so i would get some distance.
Yang: *rolls her eyes* sure, and why did you needed to take distance?
Jaune: because of this.
Hazel: *charging at yang from behind* YOU-
Jaune: *presses a button on his belt, discharging a large amount of electricity on bane, frying his device and knocking bane out*
Yang: h-how did you-
Jaune: i placed a electric discharge on the device on his back when i dodged his first attack*
Yang: you're scary y'know?
Jaune: i just like to have a plan before jumping in the action, something you should start doing. *starts to walk away*
Yang: where are you going?
Jaune: patrol the area.
Yang: don't think you're good for today? I mean, there are other heroes around vale and you've been fighting a lot lately, why don't you take a day off?
Jaune: *stops and looks back at her* the day crime take a day off, i will think about it. *walks away*
Yang: geez, only you to avoid fun even on your birthday.
*later*
Cinder: *sitting on a large flower* well, well...look what do we have here.
Jaune: *lands a few meters from her* i see you redecorated since last time ivy.
Cinder: i'm glad you noticed batman, although i think these walls need a bit of red to it *raises a hand lifting several vines* mind helping me with that?
Jaune: i- *gets interrupted by a pair of girls coming through the rooftop* *sighs and facepalms* not again
???: *fires several arrows cutting the vines* NOW!
Cinder: wha- *gets hit by a giant white hand before getting trapped in a white bubble*
???: and done.
???: poison ivy neutralized.
Jaune: black arrow, white lantern, what in the world are you two doing here?
Weiss: *floats near him* we're helping you batman, try being a bit grateful for that.
Jaune: why would i be grateful? you two just got in the way.
Blake: hey, we know you have the lone wolf thing of yours, but don't you think that saying that we just got in the way is a bit too much?
Jaune: but it is the truth, this place used to be a water treatment station, ivy was using her plants to poison the water, even if you defeated her she could still release the poison on vale's water system.
Weiss/Blake: w-what!?
Cinder: *grins*
Jaune: good thing i blocked the pipes connecting this station to the city' water supply and also prepared a special something for your toxins and plants. *drops a small pill in the water making all plants wither*
Cinder: NO!! HOW DID YO-
Jaune: you can find poison for plants in any gardening store on vale, i just made a more concentrated version of it, now if you excuse me. *turns around and starts to walk away*
Blake: wait!
Weiss: where are you going!?
Jaune: patrol the area, who knows what other criminals are still around the city?
Blake: don't you think that-
Jaune: no, i didn't do enough for today, no, i'm not gonna take a day off and no, i don't need to relax, what i need to do now is stop criminals from hurting people, and if that's everything, i'll take my leave. *walks away*
Weiss/Blake: *sighs in defeat*
Cinder: pff, and here i was thinking to be the only woman he's cold with.
Weiss/Blake: SHUT IT!!
*a few minutes later*
Jaune: *driving his batmobile* what's next ozpin?
Ozpin: *in a small screen* master jaune, don't you think you're done for today?
Jaune: please don't start you too.
Ozpin: i know about your resent about taking days off, but don't you think that you should rest at least on this day.
Jaune: why does everyone keeps repeating that, what's so special about today?
Ozpin: *raises eyebrow but chuckles*
Jaune: what's so funny.
Ozpin: master jaune, could you please tell me what day is today.
Jaune: i believe its march thirty, but what is so... *sigh* its my birthday isn't it?
Ozpin: i believe it is master jaune.
Jaune: let me guess, the girls are waiting for me with a whole surprise party ready, and that's why they were trying to convince me to come home earlier.
Ozpin: correct as always master jaune.
Jaune: *sighs* im an idiot.
Ozpin: just a little bit sir.
Jaune: ozpin, what other heroes are on the area?
*on the arc mansion*
Weiss/Blake: *gets in the house with more casual clothes*
Ruby: *also in casual clothes, bolts from the couch to them in a split second* so?
Weiss/Blake: *shook heads*
Ruby: *whines* wha- b-but why?
Yang: *crosses her arms* cause work is more important to him then anything else apparently.
Pyrrha: i-it's not like that, he just want to make sure the city is safe.
Yang: there's a bunch of other heroes around it! The city is safer than ever!
P/RWB: *deflates*
Yang: face it, he just don't wanna spend time with us.
Jaune: that couldn't be farther from the truth.
P/RWBY: *flinches and jumps slightly*
Yang: holy shit!! Where the hell did you came from!?
Jaune: the elevator that connects the cave to the mansion is right here. *points to the clock behind him*
Weiss: why are you here? Shouldn't the batman be patrolling the city?
Jaune: yes he should *looking around at the decorations, balloons the presents and the huge (poorly done and probably handmade) cake* but jaune arc had an appointment here, one he was already getting lato to.
Yang: ohh, now you remember?
Jaune: yeah, but only because ozpin reminded me of it.
Ruby: what? What do you mean?
Jaune: i mean that i didn't even knew today was my birthday.
P/RWBY: *shocked*
Jaune: i only remembered because ozpin told me about it. *looking down slightly* im sorry girls, you all had the work to prepare this party for me but i just pushed you away... *sigh* i think i've been batman for so long that i don't even know if i can still be jaune arc anymore, i can't even remember about my own birthday...im really sorry girls...
Ruby: *bolts to him and hugs him tightly*
Jaune: err-
Pyrrha/Yang: *trapping him in a bone crushing hug*
Jaune: ugh...girls i can't-
Blake/Weiss: *Joins right after*
Jaune: girls-
Ruby: shhh...you need a hug.
Jaune: *getting blue* maybe, but oxygen would be really nice too.
P/RWBY: ooops. *let go*
Jaune: *taking deep breaths* thanks, so, when is this party going to start?
Ruby: *with a beaming smile* RIGHT NOW!!! *press play on the music*
Pyrrha: *flying to the table* should we begin with the presents?
Jaune: sure.
Yang: let him open only the ones on the table.
Jaune: there are others besides these?
Yang: *grins* yup, there are five other presents ready for you, but you can only unwrap and use them later on the bedroom.
Jaune: w-wha-
Yang: you've been neglecting your girlfriends for some time now ladykiller, so your last present for today is going to be a present for us as well, do you mind?
Jaune: *sighs* i don't have a choice on that matter do i?
Yang: nope.
Blake: no.
Pyrrha: *shooks head*
Ruby: nopey.
Weiss: no way.
*on the next morning*
Jaune: *sipping his morning coffee* so, how it was yesterday?
Sun: good, we stopped a gang from robbing a bank.
Neptune: yup.
Sage: we took out a small cartel in the docks.
Scarlet: they weren't expecting any surprises so it was quite easy.
Nora: and we broke the legs of some guys trying to attack a girl.
Ren: *nods*
Jaune: besides that?
Sun: nothing much, after your apparitions yesterday most criminals decided to take a day off and just a few were acting, but the cops took care of it mostly on their own, we barely had to help.
Jaune: so it was an uneventful night?
Neptune: Practically, what about yours?
Jaune: well-
Ruby: *lazily* yaaaang, i can't feel my leeegs.
Yang: *floating towards the bathroom with ruby on her back* me neither sis, me neither.
Weiss: *groans* how did he kept going for so long?
Blake: no idea...
Pyrrha: *floating towards the bathroom, carrying blake and weiss* oww...im sore in places i didn't even knew could get sore.
P/RWBY: *gets in the bathroom*
SSSN: *staring wide eyed at jaune*
Jaune: what?
Sun: what's happening to them?
Jaune: well...let's just say that i went a bit overboard after my party yesterday.
Neptune: dude, how did you do that?
Jaune: *raises eyebrow* Do what?
Neptune: do what!? You're a human being that managed to sleep with the superwoman, the wonder woman, the flash, the white lantern, the black arrow and survived, not only survived but got them all sore, how the hell did you do that!?
Jaune: it's simple *sips his coffee and grins at them* i'm batman.
Ren: yeah, he is.
Nora: *shrugg* can't discuss with that.
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Kara didn't know how long she had been swooning and gushing over last evening. She was seated with crossed legs, next to her big sister on the couch and used wild hand gestures in her excitement.
"-and then she told me that she loves me, Alex! She loves me! Rao, I can't believe this really happened, it's amazing! I never dared imagining that she actually loves me!", Kara rambled happily.
Alex just watched her with an amused look, her chin resting on her hand as she sarcastically commented: "I'm so shocked."
"I know, right? I- Wait, what? You... you knew?", Kara asked with furrowed eyebrows.
"Kara, you two have basically been eyefucking for years. Those looks you were throwing each other were way too intense to be platonic. I could basically feel the sexual tension between you two everytime you were within five feet of each other. The way you've always defended her and believed in her is just... wow. And now, you're like really touchy. Like too touchy for just best friends. And you've basically been living in Lena's appartement for weeks now. Plus-"
"Okay, okay, I get it.", Kara interrupted her, having blushed deeply and rubbing the back of her neck in embarrassment. She had never realised before that she had been that obvious with her feelings.
Alex chuckled and shook her head. "Alright. Now. Tell me, what happened after?"
Kara broke into a grin, falling back into an excited ramble as she told Alex how she had confessed her own feelings to Lena and how she had then asked her if she could kiss her. She continued to swoon about said kiss.
Her sister listened attentively, at one point feeling the need to interrupt her.
"Kara... Kara, sweetie, you're floating.", Alex said in an amused tone and with a raised eyebrow, before placing her hand on one of Kara's knees to press her back down onto the couch.
Kara just giggled a little. "Sorry. I can't help it."
As if to underline that statement, her body slowly lifted off the couch again, while she stared into nothingness with a dreamy look in her eyes and a big goofy grin on her face. Alex rolled her eyes with a chuckle as she pushed her little sister back down.
It took some minutes until Kara had snapped out of her dreamy state, smiling sheepishly.
"So, what are you gonna do now?", Alex asked. "Are you, like, official now?"
Kara's face fell and she frowned. "I- I guess so. Right? I mean we declared our love and we kissed. That... that should mean we're dating now? I think? Oh Rao, what if we're not?"
Alex laughed. "Relax, Kara. That's a very simple problem to solve. Just ask her. Or invite her on a date and then ask her."
"What if she says no to the date though?", Kara said wide-eyed, biting her lip.
"She won't. She already said she loves you. She already let you kiss her. If she did that, she won't decline a date, Kara, don't be ridiculous.", Alex reassured her. "You don't have to be scared of asking a girl on a date. You're fighting the greatest evils. You've literally almost died in a fight several times. You pulled all of that off, you're gonna do fine with this. You already had the balls to kiss her, so that's something."
Kara nodded slowly, sucking her bottom lip into her mouth. "You're right. I can do this. Piece of cake."
Alex chuckled. "Right. Go get the girl."
Kara grinned and nodded again, this time more enthusiastically. She jumped to her feet, changed into her suit to avoid being seen as a flying Kara Danvers and sped out of the appartement, right over to Lena's place.
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Lena was sitting on her couch in the living room, going through her mails and text messages with the help of the software which read them out to her. Kara had installed it for her recently.
There were so many that it would probably take days to get through them. Since she hadn't been able to check them in weeks.
A soft smile spread across her face when she stumbled across the messages from Sam which she hadn't been able to read, or well listen to, before.
Suddenly though, she was startled to heard a loud thud from the balcony door. She frowned, standing up and making her way over to the door. After opening it with some small difficulties of finding the knob again, she frowned and asked quietly with hesitation: "Kara?"
And sure enough, she heard the blonde's nervous chuckle which she adored so much.
"Heh, sorry. I wanted to fly right in and thought the door would be open since it always had been the last few weeks.", Kara explained sheepishly, rubbing her neck. What an entrance. She felt incredibly guilty for actually being a little relieved that Lena hadn't been able to see that. Slamming against a glass door wasn't her greatest moment and had most definitely not looked very gracious or attractive.
Lena raised an eyebrow and a small smirk appeared on her face. "Well, it was getting rather cold in here, so I closed it. I didn't expect you to come over. At least not without telling me beforehand."
Kara grimaced. "I'm sorry. Am I bothering you? I can go and come back another time, I-"
"Not at all, Kara, I'm glad you're here. Come in.", she said softly, holding up her hand.
Kara smiled, relieved, and took Lena's hand as they made their way over to the couch.
"So, is there a special reason why you're here?", Lena asked.
"Uh, ahem, actually there is, yeah, I- uhm, I-", Kara stuttered.
She stopped abruptly when Lena placed her other hand over their already interwined ones and smiled a little. "Calm down, love, just tell me."
Kara felt like she just experienced a minor stroke when she realised that Lena had just called her "love". She swallowed hardly and chuckled nervously before continueing in a high pitched voice. "I want to ask you on a date."
A bright smile spread across Lena's lips and her cheeks seemed to become a little pink. "I would love that.", she replied quietly.
Kara exhaled and broke into a big goofy grin. "Great!"
"Where are we going? So I'll know what to wear.", Lena grinned.
"I know a really great restaurant. It's... it's rather small but their food is delicious. And I know my foods, so...", Kara trailed off, feeling herself falling into a ramble again and stopping herself before it got too embarrassing again.
"Alright.", Lena whispered.
Kara swallowed again. "Can I pick you up tomorrow at 7 p.m.?"
"Sounds lovely."
"Okay. Awesome. I- I'm looking forward to it.", Kara spoke, floundering in excitement.
"Me too.", Lena responded, the corners of her lips curled upwards.
They just sat there, smiling silently to themselves for a while, playing around with their fingers which were still interwined with each other.
"I guess, I should go then. You probably have things to do. And I kinda left Alex alone in my appartement to come here, so she's probably dying of boredom and anticipation.", Kara confessed.
Lena laughed. "We wouldn't want that to happen. Then you should get back to your sister."
Lena accompanied her to the door of the balcony.
As she stood in the doorframe, Kara fumbled with her cape and tried gathering up some more courage. "Can I... Can I, like, kiss you goodbye?"
"I wouldn't deny my girlfriend a request like that.", Lena chuckled.
"Girlfriend?", Kara squealed.
Lena seemed to pale. "I'm sorry, are you not comfortable with that? I-"
"No, no, no. I was hoping you'd say that! I was scared you might not want to... put a label on... us... yet. I didn't know if it really was official. If we really are official, you know? But-"
She was interrupted when Lena's hand glid up her arm to her face, only to close the distance of their lips and kiss her deeply.
Kara instantly melted into the kiss, her own hands raising up to cup the brunette's face.
When they pulled away, Kara smiled shyly. "Okay. Message received."
"Good.", Lena chuckled.
Kara bit her lip. "I guess I'll be going then."
Lena nodded slightly and Kara turned around to walk out to the balcony.
Before she could set off into the sky, Lena's voice let her turn back around.
"Kara?"
"Hm?"
"I love you."
Kara beamed. "I love you too."
Lena smiled.
Then Kara finally took off, not being able to help the cheerful shout for joy erupting from her throat as she spun around in the air, not knowing how else to deal with overwhelming amount of pure happiness rising inside her.
Not aware of the fact that Lena still stood in the doorway and listened carefully, listening her cheers which made her shake her head and chuckle softly. She couldn't comprehend how ever she got so lucky.
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Torn ā€¢ BNHA X OC ā€¢ Chapter 5
All previous chapters can be found on my masterlist which is here!
Hi. Does anyone remember this fanfic? Lolol itā€™s been a whileee since I updated it, but here I am ^^. Iā€™m gonna try to post chapters of torn more frequently in the future. If you enjoyed it, please let me know! I was also thinking of maybe making a tag list for this fan fiction if anyone is interested in that? It might be easier to find my fic that way but idk. Let me know what you think ^^. Anywayyy, onto the story now!
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When finally everyone was gathered, roll call could start. I bit my lip as I slightly bounced, leaning my weight on my heels and then on my toes. This went on for a little while until finally the teacher spoke up.
"Welcome everybodyyy! I am Present Mic and I will give you all of the info for the practical exam!" His loud voice boomed through the room. I flinched in surprise and so did many others, but soon a smile grew on my face. This was so cool...
"So as you all will probably know, we'll start with a roll call! After that, you as well as all of the other groups will go to one big place where the practical exam will be held. You'll be graded individually, so be careful when you're working with somebody! This exam is basically like the entrance exam the current UA students had. There will be robots that you will have to win against like heroes against villains!!" On a screen, which I didn't recall appearing, different robots were shown.
"There are different types of robots that you can beat scattered around the area. You will get about half an hour to do this!" After the last sentence many people whispered to each other at how long thirty minutes was.
"Don't underestimate it guys!! The robots are totally difficult to beat and there's a lot of them!" Present Mic interrupted, making the whole crowd go silent again. i couldn't help but feel like I wasn't supposed to be here- which I wasn't since I told my parents I was going to the gym, but it was also because nobody else was alone. Everyone had at least one person they knew with them and despite having been used to being alone, it didn't mean it didn't hurt.
Why was I even thinking about this? This was a one time thing, making friends would only be a bad thing. I shook my head and softly sighed at myself before turning my attention to the loud hero again.
"Now, I'll bring you guys outside where we will wait until all of the groups have finished roll call. Let's go everybodyyyy!" I giggled at his energy before the crowd started moving outside. I was really surprised by the amount of students that were doing this entrance exam. Did this many people dream of becoming heroes?
A soft squeal left my mouth when I bumped into something big. I gasped and looked up, realising I bumped into a guy who was glaring daggers at me right now. His gaze was way too intimidating for my liking, and I had this really bad feeling as his gaze rested on me. I quickly bowed and kept my head down.
"M-my apologies! I wasn't looking where I was going." Though I didn't see his face, I felt like he was rolling his eyes at me.
"If you can't even walk around properly without even looking where you're going, you're not worthy of being a hero." Jeez, uptight much... I could get where Eraserhead was coming from when I was late earlier today but this was too much honestly...
I decided not to make a scene since I really wasn't in the mood for an argument, nor did I want to make enemies so quickly.
After what felt like eternity, the whole group was complete. I bit my lip and waited nervously for the next announcement to be made. My heart was thumping so loudly I thought the crowd could hear me and my throat had never been so dry. Maybe I should've drank a bit more water during the break... well, there was nothing I could do about it now.
"Alright everyone! Get ready, the exam will start in five minutes." A voice of which the location I couldn't tell said. I could feel myself getting more nervous and excited as well as the other people. Girls were chatting excitedly as they stretched, guys were flexing while attempting to intimidate others (which they were failing at if you were asking me) and some people seemed to be thinking of strategies for the exam.
What was I supposed to be doing right now? I really had no idea.. I just had to hope that a lot of water was around so I could use it to my advantage. If there was nothing, I'd have to rely on my physical abilities. I also couldn't think of any other fluid that would be present if there was no water. And using it on people was the last thing I would want to do...
I sighed softly. I really had to work on my physical skills... In situations where I wouldn't be able to use my quirk I'd need a lot of physical strength.
I was brought out of my thoughts by the sound of a timer that indicated we had 30 seconds left. I bit my lip as I noticed I started feeling unwell because of my nerves. Come on Janie, you could do this...
I took a beep breath and slowly breathed out, before getting ready. We were all standing behind a giant door right now, and outside was a closed off parkour where the robots would be waiting. At this point I wasn't sure anymore whether I was excited or incredibly nervous.
"10 seconds left everybody!" Present mic yelled out, which made my eyes widen. This was really happening... my gosh..
The door opened and the sight we were greeted with was a replica of a city. The buildings were really big and the streets were very wide. A vast majority of the group immediately took off to find as many robots as possible.
"I should get going too." I mumbled to myself. I decided to go where the group didn't go, because that way I wouldn't hadn't to worry about being quicker than them too much.
As I jogged, I looked around, trying to find a robot and some water. But of course, the streets were spotless.. ah, dangit Janie. You really underestimated this exam.
I gasped and immediately stopped when I saw a big robot. It was dark grey and pretty round. I tilted my head in confusion upon noticing a letter on the robot. "D"? What would that even stand for?
My breath hitched in my throat when I realised the robot had spotted me. It slowly took big steps towards me which made me panic slightly. Though it was slow, it was still really strong so kicking or hitting hit would most likely not work at all.
So what did my amazing trained natural instinct do?
I ran into a dark alley that was a few meters away.
I smiled in victory when I realised it was too small for the robot to get through. That meant that I had some more time to think now. I saw a pole, but then again realised this robot was too strong for that... and it's not normal to find weapons in a city so they most likely wouldn't be here either.
A squeal left my mouth when I saw the robot had broken a building in order to get closer to me. These things were really persistent weren't they?
I sighed in annoyance and ran a bit further, screaming when I slipped and fell into a big puddle of mud. I groaned as I looked at my clothes. How lovely...
Wait.
Mud.
I quickly got up and smiled when I saw that the puddle wasn't too small. Mud was pretty thick though... I didn't think I had ever tried using it before? But eh, there's a first to everything right?
I took a deep breath before extending my arms towards the puddle. I tried to concentrate as well as I could and groaned when I realised how hard this was. It took forever for the whole puddle to go up like how I wanted it to.
I flinched when I heard another big step coming from the robot. Come on Janie, faster... you had to hurry up..
With all of my might (heh) I lifted it higher as quickly as I could and threw the liquid at the robot. I pumped my first in the air when I saw it fell down. Yeah, that was the disadvantage of using robots instead of actual people.
When the robot had completely shut down, I saw a shiny white dot on it.
"What?" I mumbled as I walked closer to it. It probably wasn't smart of me to touch it because it could've been anything but I did it anyway. Suddenly a screen appeared in the air, showing me, my last name and a number. It seemed to be my score.
Kotu - 5
Five points? That wasn't too bad, right? Wait...
Dupont - 30
Yagami - 35
Hamada - 50
How did they have that many points? I really needed to catch up... they were all way faster than I expected.
I was brought of my thoughts because of a loud step, that kind of sounded like thunder. I turned my head and my eyes widened upon seeing an even bigger robot than before. Oh boy.. also, the mud was starting to dry and it really didn't feel pleasant at all.
This time I also noticed a circle where a letter was written, but this was a different letter. S? On the other robot I saw the letter D.. why was this different?
I didn't have much more time to think because the huge robot took another big step in my direction, causing me to flinch as I tried to find a convenient hiding place. The sewers.. but how the heck would I even fit in there? And it would be pointless as I didn't know where I'd end up.
Another big thud caused me too feel more panicked. The robot was getting closer and I had to beat it. I needed those points!
wait.
Sewers.
Water.
I have a water quirk.
Oh my god Janie, you dimwit.
I quickly ran towards the sewers, hoping that I was able to see something through it. I guess I just had to try? Could I even control water without seeing it or being sure that it was there? Another big thud caused me to lose my balance slightly, but I managed to stand straight again.
I guess I just had to try. Here goes nothing, I thought to myself. I extended my arms and closed my eyes, trying to concentrate as much as I could. If this went wrong I'd be screwed...
To my surprise, I realised I was lifting up water. Not wanting to lose focus however, I didn't celebrate this just yet.
thud.
I gasped as I tried not to fall and stay focused on the water. The robot was really close at this point.
A small smile appeared on my face when I saw water coming out of the sewers. I tried lifting up as much as I could and using all of my might I threw the water over the robot. I was about to walk towards the robot to get my points when realisation that it was completely fine hit me. Oh no... this one was waterproof. Well of course, real humans didn't work that way either so I guessed it was a good thing.
Another plan... think Janie, think. A true fighter should always at least have a plan B. Why didn't I have a plan B?
thud.
Suddenly an idea crossed my mind, but it was risky to do. Would I be able to lift the robot up with the amount of water I used and then throw it with the robot so it would break? I needed a lot of water for that, and I wasn't sure if what I have was enough to carry the weight of it.
I made a small mental note to myself to study fluids in general better, if I had done that before I wouldn't be having so many doubts now. But for now I just had to try, if I didn't try I wouldn't get the points anyway.
I took a deep breath and slowly breathed out before extending my arms again. I slowly made a big bubble out of all of the water again, but instead of throwing it at the robot I tried to make it completely covered it so the robot was basically in the bubble.
I bit my lip before I attempted throwing the bubble up and letting it fall to the ground, waiting to see if it had been defeated yet. My eyes widened when I saw it moving again.
"Are you kidding me now?" I whined as I ran my hands through my hair. How was it still able to move? What was I supposed to do now?
I was brought out of my thoughts by what seemed to be a screen in the sky. I squinted my eyes to see what was on it.
oh.
A timer.
Crap, I had only ten minutes left.
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