#healthcare is a joke

[penvisions]

dev's hip is lame

i really hate to do this but....i am asking for help. but only if it's within anyone's abilities.

i've talked about it a bit by i have pretty bad hip dysplasia and will need to get a replacement surgery in the next five years, i unfortunately cannot afford to refill my pain meds and muscle relaxers this month and i'm already feeling the effects of cutting my remaining doses in half. anything will help and be so greatly appreciated. but i know it's a lot to even think of asking with everyone having their own stuff going on ♡

ko-fi account

seriously, anything will help. even just a signal boost or a reblog, i appreciate y'all so much and don't want to be a worry wart with this.

#dev talks #personal #medical stuff #mobility issues #pain management #life sucks sometimes #medical issues #healthcare is a joke #pedro pascal fandom

[roley-poley-foley]

now that i've had all day to think about it, this morning was actually... not good. some interesting news, a lot of news that feels bad. any cheering up would be appreciated

#personal #the interesting news is that i have a very severe condition #i knew it was bad but i thought it was normal etc #some of the bad news is that it will be MONTHS before i can get real treatment for it #the long and short of it is that: #healthcare is a joke #anyway has anyone posted any new fics/chapters/headcanons in the past few days? #or is there some older stuff i still need to catch up on

[bananabae100]

Why do doctors just be telling people they can't get pregnant when they aren't an obgyn like I know so many people who were told they were infertile by random ass doctors and now they have big families.

#healthcare is a joke

[tiredyke]

y’all really think cis dudes who dress femininely as a joke for views online are more enlightened and nuanced in gender than literal trans women lol

#transmisogyny #y’all think cis men who fuck with their gender presentation are more capable of understanding the complexity of gender than trans women #because you don’t think trans women or women in general are capable of complex thought. you don’t think they’re capable of thoroughly #understanding social constructs and choosing to engage with them anyway for whatever personal reason #whether necessity or comfort or joy or self expression #because cis dudes have the luxury of retaining their manhood and deconstructing gender as a joke and y’all eat it up #but a lot of trans women have to conform to set gender roles at the risk of being denied healthcare or job opportunities etc

[featherwurm]

Y'all are nice about line cook Karlach you can have a bit more since I've got the brainworms.

Good Continuity: She works at a local brew pub after her military stint. She'll eventually take the place over (going on Sam Béart's headcanon she'd like to be running a pub if she wasn't adventuring.)

Bad Continuity: She works at a fancy bistro owned by Zariel where she's obligated to stay in her job to keep up her health insurance to care for her heart condition.

Take your pick! Or something else, I'm absolutely not fussed.

#Art #personal #Sketch #BG3 #baulders gate 3 #Karlach #Yes the 'bad' one is close to home although I don't mind my job much #but the American healthcare system is a joke #we don't need to discuss what my chemo would have cost out of pocket

[troythecatfish]

#the USA healthcare system is a joke #current events #social justice #human rights #usa #spain #healthcare #medicine #medical facts #medical tag #political #political posting #politics #us politics #usa politics #united states politics #american politics #fuck the usa #fuck the us government #fuck the united states #europe #world politics #late stage capitalism #capitalism #anti capitalism #america is a failed state #america is a hellscape #health #health and wellness #health tips

[clowndensation]

they cut this because they were afraid to canonically make connor the funniest sibling

#they hate him for his us healthcare joke swag #succession scripts #me when i'm definitely not liveblogging reading these scripts lfadkjdla

[not-safe-for-democracy]

#yeah jokes on us #health insurance #for profit healthcare

[uncanny-tranny]

Doctors/surgeons should come before a panel of medical experts who are trans before being allowed to administer trans-specific care

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #mtf #nonbinary #this is a half-joke post btw #i kind of want to go in a medical field and while i don't know the ins and outs of what training is for people of minority status... #...it's probably not the best considering how many awful doctors *i've* had... #...i genuinely think we need some reconciliation of this issue because it's unhelpful at best and irresponsible and unethical in some... #...of these cases #so the panel of transsexuals is probably a hyperbole but i think if you're a doctor doing TRANS healthcare... #...then your *trans* patients should be your top priority #again i do kind of want to enter the field and while i don't want to do trans-specific care i would still put my trans patients... #...very highly when considering how to treat patients of trans experience... #...before there is misinterpretation: no i wouldn't prioritize a trans patient over a cis one #all i'm saying is that TRANS-specific healthcare providers should be required to uphold their trans patients... #...and treat them not only well but equitably. same goes for general healthcare providers... #...but it is wild to me that you don't need to have your future patients' best interest in mind in order to enter the field... #...that should be about the FIRST thing you make sure the prospective professional has no?

[punstars]

#omg #puns #punny #punstars #jokes #humor #science puns #science jokes #healthcare

[lastoneout]

My rhumatologist: Well since you can't travel to another city and pay $5k for the EDS genetic test from the provider I want you to go to you should call your insurance and see if they know someone you can go to.

Me: okay

My insurance: Uh yeah man idk nothing's coming up in my system when I search that, you should ask your doctor about where you need to go, they should know!

Me: okay...?

My rheumatologist: You need to call your insurance, I don't know where to send you, but your insurance will know.

Me:

#IT'S LIKE TALKING TO A BRICK FUCKING WALL #HEALTHCARE IN THIS COUNTRY IS A FUCKING JOKE

[beardedmrbean]

#some really funny and original person #is going to make a comment about the #us healthcare system #instead of just laughing at the joke and moving on

[yardsards]

hysterectomies should be easy to just call your doctor and schedule one for next week and only cost one hundred dollars. like spaying a cat.

#eliot posts #this is jokes i KNOW it's more complicated for humans bc of how our hormone cycles work #so hysterectomies (especially full ones where you get the ovaries removed) can have unwanted side effect #BUT AT THE SAME TIME #the way medical misogyny (as well as good ole overly expensive american healthcare) makes them unnecessarily hard to get #''but what if you want BABIES some day'' no thanks. fuck them kids. #''but what if your FUTURE HUSBAND wants BABIES'' someday. no thanks. not into men. #(and trying to pressure me to carry a child for them would be grounds for divorce to me anyways. fuck you im not a baby machine.) #this post brought to you by: i feel like i got hit by a fucking bus after last night's cramp incident #i want this thang GONE

[vryivs]

I always forget that monarchists exist and then I see someone with the username duchessofmyheartforever or williamisababe posting about how it's mean to giggle at an ultrarich economic leech experiencing just a fraction of struggle and inconvenience (because lets be honest, he probably wont kick the bucket—his doctors are paid to keep his corpse animated long after it ceases to be humane)

#iv.txt #uk politics #ntm crying to tumblr staff about it like bestie they do not fucking care #blah blah 'its not funny to joke about cancer what if it was your family member' #like literally everyone is affected by cancer either their own or a loved ones #i dont have to imagine ive already lost two family members #i promise you. we are not joking about cancer. we are joking about the parasite in chief using our tax money #to pay for private top class healthcare while his subjects #the taxpayers that fund his lifestyle #die of the same thing due to nhs strikes because instead of paying doctors humane wages their money goes to maintaining an archaic #and outdated #system that only serves to uphold a status quo long outgrown #but sure. complain to tumblr staff #its not a laughter of glee its a cold and mirthless 'ha' #see how at the end of the day even you are mortal. how does it feel to fear for your life? how does it feel to know hundreds of thousands #of your citizens live fearing for their lives every day because of the economic crisis you and your government have created

[badkidsjokes]

A man goes to a doctor's office and says "Doctor, I'm a chicken." And the doctor says "No you're not."

#doctor #healthcare #kids #jokes by kids #kids write jokes #kidswritejokes #funny #humor #humour

[fishin-in-a-graveyard]

Abortion should be legal because I don't want any more Jersey Devils running around.

I mean how do you think that thing came to be in the first place? Some woman in Jersey got an unwanted pregnancy and when gave birth her hate transformed it into fucking Jersey Devil. I'm just saying the Jersey Devil probably wouldn't exist if abortions were available back then.

(The whole pregnancy thing is by the Jersey Devil's known as the 13th child because it literally was an unwanted 13th child)

#Abortion #abortion rights #bodily autonomy #reproductive rights #abortion is healthcare #Jersey Devils #cryptid #joke #this is a joke #just tumblr things #Cryptozoology #cryptids