#he's so bougie !

[bitimdrake]

now that I think about it, the funniest part of post-crisis Tim and Jason isn't just that Tim thinks Jason is a cringe loser. It's that this must be the first time that Tim Drake, single most cringe boy in the entire DCU, has gotten to be on the other side of it. And the guy he's calling cringe is a 6 foot, 250lb crime boss who can and will beat his ass.

#* #*dc #dc #tim drake #jason todd #sorry but every time tim is SO dismissive and annoyed about jason after he comes back it is hysterical #you almost killed that boy four times and you still can get any respect from him #he's a bougie white boy who says oop and thinks weed is evil #and YOU are the one guy he had decided is too cringe to put up with #jason is the most serious and dramatic and tragic character everywhere else #and then he goes to tim.... #10to2 #10to3

[canisalbus]

I remember Machete has tiny feet, but exactly what size shoes does he wear?

.

#hard to say #his shoe size might be just one of those things he doesn't particularly like revealing to people #very likely small enough that he has trouble finding anything to wear in most men's sections #I'd like to think that once he can afford it he starts to have some of his shoes custom made #and eventually goes off the deep end and developes a brand loyalty for Louboutins in particular #which isn't great for your finances but let him have his bougie red soled heels if he wants he's worked hard for them #modern au #in canon setting proper standardized shoe sizes don't exist yet so everything is made to measure #answered #chrlxx #those are his hooves

[tgmcastupdates]

Glen Powell via his Instagram story

#glen powell #hit man #i'm out here minding my business and i get hit with this?!?!?! #👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌good shit #he looked soo good this day omg #ladies and gentlemen i give you glen fucking powell #he's so fuckin' bougie and i love it

[mollysunder]

Did Silco install a greenhouse or something at the Last Drop? When he renovated the place into a club, it looked like he added at least 1 extra floor, maybe 2-ish, I can't tell with that top dome. The new floor gets these big dome windows on three sides. It looks nice, but what's inside it?

I've tried to look at it through different angles, and all I can see are shapes of dark purple and green.

I thought it could be Silco's office. But Silco's office only has one window, one source of natural light.

And there's no light coming from above Jinx in her spot above Silco's desk in the ceiling.

I thought it could be either Silco or Jinx's new bedroom, but that would be way too exposed for people with a lot of enemies. Is it a waiting lounge for guests? He probably wouldn't want to let too many people potentially move around too much in your place of business. The easiest answer would be plants, a typical flex for chembarons. But compared to the chembarons, Silco is the most restrained in terms of fashion and taste. Sure, he turns the Last Drop into a club and gets nicer clothes, and buys a car. But when you look at what the other chembarons cover themselves in and try to imitate from Piltover, Silco comes off middle class. Also, chembarons can grow their big show off plants because they live at or above surface, while Silco's still in the Lanes, where the sun literally doesn't shine.

These windows are ostentatious hazards with little payoff. My guess is that it does like a greenhouse inside, but it's used by Singed for related Shimmer experiments. I theorized a connection between shimmer and plant life in a previous post, so this could really tie into it! Maybe we'll see more of the Last Drop when it's just Sevika and Jinx left with Silco's absence, or someone tries to raid it in the power vacuum.

Update: I found proof that Silco's office is likely on the ground floor of The Last Drop. When Marcus was fantasizing about pulling the trigger on Jinx's grenade to take him and Silco out the subsequent explosion came from the first floor. The glass windows weren't the first to go out, which means we still haven't seen that part of The Last Drop yet or what's inside.

Based on the concept art there are small (or at least were) small potted trees and likely a work bench near the one on the right.

#arcane #silco #the last drop #arcane speculation arcane theory #I'm not an architect so i don't know all the words for window #it's interesting #it feels like most rooms are revealed going down in Zaun rather than going up #not saying silco isn't bougie when he wants to be #but it has to serve a purpose too

[sosoffete]

I CANNOT, I repeat I CANNOT!!!! with the fact that he has 48394388 cute pink boxes stored in his house and still didn’t use one, ONE of them for a THREE YEAR OLD little girl because THE PINK BOXES ARE FOR REBECCA ONLY! I cant, his love language hits me straight into the lungs and I can’t breathe each time

#tedbecca #rebecca welton #ted lasso #ted x rebecca #ted and rebecca #MARRIED #hannah waddingham #jason sudeikis #LIKE "ILL MAKE YOU THE BISCUITS BECAUSE YOU'RE A KID AND ALL BUT DONTTHINK FOR A SECOND YOU'RE GETTING THE BOUGIE REBECCA TREATMENT!!! #he is so in love #rREBECCA READ THE SIGNS #they'll be the death of me

[retroautomaton]

⚠️⛽️🍳

#Paul #Yulis #he’s repressed he’s exhausted he’s ready to collapse like a matchstick house :) #sometimes you just need your occupationally assigned driver to keep you propped up #he’s his driver but less in a bougie way and more in a ‘we can’t count on you to get to work on time so you’re grounded’ #this funny little punk will keep an eye on you and MAKE you get to work on time #it’s futurey so just a pinch of dystopian for flavor

[clottedscream]

every 2 or so minutes while coloring this i went “ugh” out loud

#dairydraws #epithet erased #naven nuknuk #ee naven #epithet erased naven #jelloapocalypse #epithet erased prison of plastic #epithet erased fanart #eepop #naven is a pain in the ass to draw when i’m not doing little cartoony style sketches of him #i molly ringwald-ified his outfit. naven nuknuk is pretty in pink #naven laughs and it’s raining all day loves to be one of the girls. he lives in the place in the side of our lives where nothing is ever #i’m getting more comfortable coloring in greens though #which is good. but i need to do more male anatomy too #i drew this in a cafe i go to every day and the barista who is very friendly caught that i was drawing and asked about it #and i told him that this is a guy from a web series and the barista looked at me and said ‘oh so you’re a nerd.’ #read to filth in the upscale bougie suburban cafe #well i am a nerd. what about it. gonna hit me with coffee grinder? better make it count. better kill me in one shot

[rewritingcanon]

dont come for me but i headcanon that sirius doesnt smoke

#and neither does james 😭😭😭 #i think peter is the biggest smoker on the marauders #also remus and lily smoke #sirius just gives me the vibes of someone whos an elitist about not smoking and stuff. #you can take the boy out of the pompous rich but you cant take the pompous rich out of the boy #if sirius would smoke it would be the most bougie cigarre known to man #james just doesnt smoke bc he tried it once and it was bad. so hes simple enough to never try it again lol #harry potter #hp #marauders #marauders era #sirius black #james potter #peter pettigrew #remus lupin #lily evans

[tennessoui]

THE WINE PARTY AU???!????? IT'S SO GOOD OMG I AM OBSESSED!

SNOBBY OBI WAN IS THE BEST OBI WAN. AND PAIRED WITH ANAKIN BEING DELIBERATELY INFURIATING?? BRILLIANT (also wine, and Padmé being a genius. As always.)

anakin and obi-wan in the wine party au are just like. Such only childs meeting for the first time. It’s just destruction. Nothing good is buried here. No honor is here or w/e

#asks #obikin #wine party au #I mean I guess canonically now obi-wan has a little brother so he’s not an only child #but in the wine party au he absolutely is #look at him #bougie beige bitch #wish I could start my blog over so that could #be my obiwan tag tbh

[boag]

Wait Zayn lives in BUCKS COUNTY????? Brb downloading tinder and extending my radius

#this is insane . #apparently the farm is owned by Yolanda tho so maybe he moved since the breakup? #come to Philly and get a bougie center city apartment king

[raydaviespilled]

I was considering the limits of what I would do to have afternoon tea with raymond douglas davies and the conclusion I came to was both humbling and liberating: there is nothing. you ever become so obsessed with a rock star you would commit fratricide just to share mini a cheese and cucumber sandwich with them?

#ok miss ma’am I see you with that champagne #bougie afternoon tea #I’m so deep in daviesland that I’m plagued by the mystery of ‘which little cakes did he eat off the stand’ #I somehow don’t think he’s a macaron man…. #the kinks

[fiyaharts]

my human designs for bumblebee and knock out!!

#transformers #transformers prime #bumblebee #knock out #transformers fanart #tfp knockout #tfp bumblebee #tfp #tfp fanart #theyre both stereotypical fast cars right so i tried to make FAST the core part of both of their designs #so knockout gets a race car jacket and bumblebee is a track runner #bumblebee is bigger and rounder bc he's a bumblebee ok!! he's chunky!! but also got huge legs #and knockout is all sharp edges and curves. also he's gotta have leather pants and a gucci belt bc hes a bougie bitch #HE WEARS MELINA PANTS

[jinanreona]

@fireandfae sent:

leo i have a cursed question: would ruggie use 13-in-1 shampoo? asking for a friend. (the friend is jade)

// Trust me if he used that stuff, Leona would have never let him anywhere near him :/ At worst, Ruggie may use a 2-in-1 shampoo, but really it depends on what deals he can find when it comes to shampoos or conditioners. There's pretty good sales around the year either in town or at Sam's shop, so Ruggie doesn't struggle with getting hygiene products. And lbr he's defs good at budgeting and ends up paying next to nothing when he goes in to shop uwu

#;; ooc #;; hcs #fireandfae #// ruggie may not use the bougie shampoos that leona does but he still keeps himself clean!!! #// plus he didn't grow up in the middle of the woods away from civilization so he knows to have proper hygiene uwu #// cough cough unlike other dorms #;; mun

[cutemeat]

Soup!

which is ur fav ? :3

I hate it!

#Plz dont kill me.....ik how tumblr feels abt soup.... #and tbh i wish i liked soup =( #i hav actually said before i feel like my life would actually b SO much easier if i liked soup.... #becuz the extent of my cooking abilities is put it in a pan Heat it Up #but sadly..</3. #there is no chicken noodle in my heart #he still hated the bougie soup he's just broken #thx for the ask tho anon ily<3

[jrueships]

ted i have no idea of the context of this but i have Vital maxey content to show you https://twitter.com/ChrisScorch/status/1724566019812012282

it's like my favorite thing ever when videos just suddenly end with a silent selfie

#maybe my humor has been severely impacted by 50 cent why he say fuck me for video for the worse #UGH hes so CUTE #it IS vital maxey content THANK YOU #forever will love when askers show me stuff <33 it makes me feel so special #like getting something from my penpal like a special little hometown treat or smthing #a precious little maxey moment Just for Me <33!!! #he is So cute. im gonna hurl #i love nasal voices <33 i rlly do #'okieee 😸!! my nuggets 😺 !' ILY MEOW MEOW #maxey is giving fashion major who attends a bougie college somewhere in nyc #he is frequently late to classes bcs he keeps getting distracted by staring at nyc pigeons #maxeys 50 point game was a THRILL to watch!!! HE IS GOOD AT BASKETBALL‼️‼️ #if maxey cant finish all those nugs giannis will happily volunteer as help #seeing my favs have success... as much as i am a hater... i am also... a Lover #it warms my soul *basketball meme quote caption of a famous person's saying* #the context: he is my babygirl #i NEED to go to chickfila to get a peppermint shake!!!!! i love peppermint!!!!! ugh but i hate the cold so i never want to go #CURSE U CHICAGO WEATHERRRR!!!!! #anyways #THIS IS GORGEOUS. THANK YOU FOR THIS VIDEO!!! ILY!!!!!!!!!!!! #i hadnt seen this one by the time it happened!! i love having moots so much <3 my friends!! my allies !!! #my little gay people in my phone <3 #ted asks #maxey #hes my PRINCESS !

[effervescentdragon]

@boxboxbrioche @mssr-monagato @river-ocean @alandofmyth are all insanely beautiful and all tagged me to make a barbie version of myself so here we go

made w/ bffs approval bcs apparently i "dont have an accurate picture of myself" or whatever 🙄 im tagging @saecookie @sebsrainbowbicycle @stormxpadme @blorbocedes @colors-of-feeling @unabashedlycasualangel @deathicus-sling @fingons-rad-harp @c2-eh @livetogether--diealone @chattahoochiecoochie and whoever else wants to do it 💖 oh shit and @milflewis and @lewishamil10n

#effervescentdragonrants #personal #the mole is a bit closer to the mouth and i have two on the other side of my mouth too #and i put what he said is unflattering nose and lips #tho he did say mine are bigger #so there #he literally snorted at the credit card and called me a bougie princess too btw