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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

#doc #laugh tag

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Falin's chimera design is so good I was mesmerized by her every time she showed up. Then I reached the part where Laios explain how absurd she is because she has a way too small mouth to feed such a huge body and I felt so guilty... I'm sorry miss Falin I was so engrossed by your glorious form that I didn't notice you were ill bred just like a little pug... Please forgive me..

#dungeon meshi #dunmeshi spoilers

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It never ends

#BEST news every time #writing tag

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#misc

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on the one hand

what is the fucking point of flipping it you pulled it out of the sheath by the handle there’s no goddamn need for that

why even bother having a special spot easiy to reach in your black leather suit for knives if you’re just going to play with them when you take them out

but on the other hand

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng 

#mcu #doc

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#laugh tag #cute tag

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#vid

[bitimdrake]

"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

#internet #key phrases

[bitimdrake]

Just adopted...

#cute tag

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so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

#musicish #txt

[bitimdrake]

percy+keyleth getting bodyswapped would be hilarious

we get percy, growing flowers out of the ground: “this is quite refreshing, i see why you’re so optimistic now”

and then we get keyleth who got shoved into the shit bag body of percival “my hair turned white from the stress of Torture and also i keep getting possessed by shit no biggie” de rolo going: “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU”

#critical role #cr1

[bitimdrake]

STOP!!! being in other countries. I wanna! Hang out >:(

#>:( #wretched homies

[bitimdrake]

Sometimes I see a respected mutual in my notes and remember they follow me and I'm like. Should I apologize for what I'm doing here. But they did choose to be in my house

#hellsite <3

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"And then I give her a big ol' kiss." EXQUEEZE ME SIR YOU WHAT. I just had to paint it lol.

#your art is gorgeous #critical role #cr3

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I just think it would be funny to switch things up and lead with "popular far-right online blogger, Joan Rowling" once in awhile.

#misc

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Tbh now that I'm thinking about them the funniest reason why Deni$e and Dariax broke up is that they didn't - Dariax just wandered off and got involved with the Crown Keepers the lack of object permanence took over and once he did remember he was like oh that's awkward she's probably moved on

#critical role #cr3

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🌟

#atla