#those are his hooves

[canisalbus]

I remember Machete has tiny feet, but exactly what size shoes does he wear?

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#hard to say #his shoe size might be just one of those things he doesn't particularly like revealing to people #very likely small enough that he has trouble finding anything to wear in most men's sections #I'd like to think that once he can afford it he starts to have some of his shoes custom made #and eventually goes off the deep end and developes a brand loyalty for Louboutins in particular #which isn't great for your finances but let him have his bougie red soled heels if he wants he's worked hard for them #modern au #in canon setting proper standardized shoe sizes don't exist yet so everything is made to measure #answered #chrlxx #those are his hooves

[bug-gender-art]

those are his hooves you bitch

#rottmnt #baron draxum #rottmnt fanart #those are his hooves

[bitcrunched]

played batdr and decided my new blorbo was the guy with less than 3 minutes of screentime . average video game experience

i've made up a lot of backstory stuff for him but core concept is that i think he and sammy were besties

#batim #batdr #batdr porter #bendy and the ink machine #bendy and the dark revival #using image #readline #those are his HOOVES

[littleguyconnor]

Sparkle on Pilot

#tf2 #tf2 oc #pilot #my art #Those are his hooves

[sunglassesmish]

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#HIS HEELS #THOSE ARE HIS HOOVES #jensen ackles

[galladegamer]

Alright fuckers

We did it with sexymen, but what about the other most important part of tumblr?

The polls will begin on 2/9/23 at 12:00PM EST and each one will last for a day. Each round will be posted all at once. It's time to finally see the best post of Tumblr according to everyone

#poll #polls #spiders georg #color of the sky #color theory #dashcon #live slug reaction #eeby deeby #plinko hell #it's me boy #those are his hooves #none pizza with left beef #goncharov #i like your shoelaces #randy your sticks #you fungal piece of shit #vanilla extract #dracula daily #autism creature #sanssweep #queen elizabeth #no notes ghoast #out of touch thursday #luigi thunder #every odd number #crabs #3 weed smoking girlfriends #the demon light #decrease the increase #then perish

[bongdaddy666]

whenever someone brings up Lil Wayne i am haunted by "THOSE ARE HIS HOOVES" and the fact that he really wore socks in a hot tub

#those are his hooves #lil wayne #rambling

[kimsunwooarchive]

#those are his hooves #kim sunwoo #sunwoo #2022 #caramel hair #dicon #side profile

[benetnvsch]

how to bond with ur partner- an extensive guide by Dazai!

#REDRAW OF IMAGE BY WOBBUUU (WITH FULL PERMS TO DO SO <33!) #I FEEL LIKE I HAVENT DRAW KUNIKIDA IN MONTHS (???) #and its driving me silly #want to give him a proper quality drawing but do Not have time so take some more shit posts </3 #KJFDHKJDH #kunikida doppo #bsd #bungou stray dogs #kite watches bsd #kite draws #art #fanart #That is his antenna give me the same energy as “those are his hooves” DJHJDKJHKD #THAT JUST GAVE ME AN IDEA FOR A DRAWING ACTUALLY #-HMMMMMMMMMM

[mossymandibles]

#look at his big dumb drunk face #monster dad #monster art #minotaur #comic #happy halloween #Id hate to imagine how much alcohol it would take to get Kraw drunk #but big guy’s gotta let loose sometimes #anyway #i thought his legs would be perfect for those cosplay faun hooves people make #Gen would probably try to make Ari watch all these gory horror movies #ari would be unimpressed since she works with Sylvaine #kraw #gen

[lilfriezatyrant]

so I watched some Alastor scenes again and found this in one itsy-bitsy frame

BEWARE OF THE HOOF

STOMP

#this is so silly and adorable and gallant at the same time I can't jalköfdj #Alastor #Alastor the Radio Demon #rare screenshots I guess #Viv I swear all those TINY DETAILS #Zestial #Egg bois #ohgod I love them also so much those silly and loyal shells #confirmed again he has graceful hooves #I had to share these so uvu <3 #screenshot #screenshots #hazbin hotel #his indirect line to say 'BEGONE THOT!' *STOMPS*

[forecast0ctopus]

he is just vibing. he is fine

#was fucking possessed today making this #hes fine its shallow its post game 2 he’ll be fine probably #sooo fucked up that i had to make up usernames for norma and lili. gave up #little man wearing the worst clothes for this #anyways #psychonauts #psychonauts 2 #psychonauts razputin #razputin aquato #psychonauts raz #raz psychonauts #psychonauts art #psychonauts fanart #those are his hooves you bitch

[putrecabra]

hells chef for YOU

#those are his hooves btw #Gregory Horror Show #doodles

[skellietoonz]

Lil Wayne in the hot tub

#skellie.txt #xxxholic #clamp #those are his hooves you bitch

[vampyr3wife]

#those are his hooves you bitch #⁺˚⋆｡°✩₊

[baticeer]

I'm messing around with a debug/cheat mod that lets you spawn in any character in BG3 at will and I love that the various versions of the Emperor's model in the game files are: normal, totally non-suspicious disguise, shirtless, normal but without the big headpiece, and...... naked except for boots ??

#when does that even get used 😭 #the model is just called Mindflayer_Emperor_NoArmor and when I clicked on that name and got kesha-boots.mp3 I was NOT expecting it lol #bg3 #bg3 emperor #i like how weird-looking mind flayer feet are. those are his hooves you bitch