#he's an absolute loser

[byephobec]

i'm stuck in bed not feeling great so i've been reading fanfic and what is bothering me is that apparently no one knows what naruto and sasuke are like. like just almost nobody

i don't want to see some sexually promiscuous talkative smooth sweet talking sasuke who flirts with non-naruto men or ANY women i don't want to see the weird obsession with naruto being this like.... pretty much just reduced to the latest bottom stereotypes like huh????? stop it. you are killing me. you can't tell me that sasuke is this sociable guy like what. naruto ran after him years confessing his love and sasuke was still like that's stupid and wrong and no you don't. HIS REACTION TO LIKING A GUY WAS TO KILL HIM WHAT ABOUT THAT MAKES U THINK HE IS THIS CONFIDENT COMPETENT SEX OBSESSED WEIRDO

naruto: i 💕💕💕💕 u owo

sasuke: i should kill u for this. i am GOING to kill you for this because how dare you make me happy. you are disgusting

#sasuke would not even know how to kiss #you cannot sit here and tell me sasuke is this smooth guy who knows how to put the moves on anything #literally he would stop functioning #sasuke couldn't be this like super smooth uwu top even if he did want to #sasuke can't do ANYTHING #if it requires human contact he sucks at it #he's an absolute loser #naruto puts up with him because they are soulmates #and because naruto is the only human who could ever like sasuke enough to put up w him #everyone else is like oh he's pretty like yeah he's pretty. pretty STUPID #i love sasuke so much!!!!! #let him be special needs 💕 #i can say that because my needs are also special #naruto and sasuke are both confirmed homosexuals...... very stupid...... they should get married #i hate(love) them to be quite frank #anyways rememver how i said my needs are special #i am realizing now that ranting about narusasu here is like #honestly enough explanation of that #i believe in 100% of radical feminism but i regret to inform that when it comes to fictional gays i sometimes still care #honestly i don't think sasuke would even know how to flirt with naruto he would just call him an idiot in a specific way and naruto would #have to figure out what he meant by it #shikamaru probably unintentionally learns what some variations of insults mean #a regretful day for him indeed #everyone else is blissfully unaware!!!!

[molinaesque]

Astarion: I think he likes us. Tav: I like him, too. But I'd never say it to his smarmy face. Raphael has a crush on Tav and tries real hard to act cool about it.

#raphael #raphael bg3 #raphael baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #Raphael is that suave charming bad boy who tries to look cool as hell (heh) in front of his crush like an absolute nerd #meanwhile my tav also has a crush on him so we're both losers really #bg3gifs #korilla hearthflame #screaming at the “came out on top” line... the writers definitely did that on purpose and it makes my brain go brrr #because that definitely means he likes you carnally since we found out about HoH #Also look at Tav's faceeeeeee #They're like “OH” #Like it just hit them #Omggggggg

[deanmarywinchester]

sorry for having a riz gukgak day but the way murph was like “they’re so practical! they’re so practical I have no choice but to wear them!” when riz got his bracers. murph I just know you have a million multi tools on your keychain. i just know you were a transition lenses kid.

#murph was absolutely not my favorite player im also surprised by Riz Gukgak Day but he’s just so endearing as a cool loser teen #my posts #dimension 20 #dimension 20 tag

[seasicksilver]

pathetic guy alert 🚨

#invincible #invincible show #invincible fanart #nolan grayson #omni man #fan art #artists on tumblr #digital art #sketch #doodle #my art #first thing i draw with my ipad is THE wife guy ever #he’s a wife guy but does he deserve to be? absolutely not #he’s such a loser omfg #dr eggman voice: i miss my wife tails. i miss her a lot

[gatorgrumbles]

I love drawing this ugly mf

#he's so absolutely awful #he's so ugly I want him #I love this loser #btb #big top burger #zomburger #cesare bigtop burger #btb cesare #my art #drawing #art #digital art #he's Cesare Cesares got the bad food #a little gift from upper management #down #bigtop burger

[rhinocio]

@ bayverse staff you had one job

#I need to know how and why this happened #this movie was such a trainwreck that it looped around from awful to endearingly stupid #every other team of turts have been of the box variety but this time LEO gets the win #and he absolutely gloats about it to Resident Box Turtle Mikey Hamato who is the reigning champ and a sore loser #ROTTMNT #TMNT #bayverse TMNT #TMNT 2014 #leonardo #michelangelo #donatello #raphael #rhinociart #turtle cousins AU #splinter #save rottmnt #save rise of the tmnt #unpause rottmnt #unpause rise of the tmnt #tmnt crossover

[batlovestomarry]

Sometimes when i read muggle highschool au Tomarry fics i see people make Tom into this suave, feared-by-everyone bad boy which I DO love!! Don’t get me wrong!! But sometimes I just wanna see a quintessential creepy kid Tom. A Tom who sits at the back of class and draws murder plans on pieces of paper he stole from the person next to him. A Tom who doesn’t talk to anyone. The pinnacle of a LOSER. Bonus points if he meets popular!jock!harry and everyone is shocked when they fall in love and start being clingy with each other in front of the whole school

#Tom riddle #tomarry #he is so endearing #even when he’s a loser #especially when he’s a loser #is it even a headcanon if the canon character wouldn’t be absolutely mortified that someone thinks that way about them?

[the-writing-mobster]

| "Sans is too lazy to be in a relationship" | 💔 |

.

.

.

#undertale #classic #sans #frisk #sans x frisk #frisk x sans #break up au #one day I'll wake up appalled #fanfic #frans #my art #HOW COULD YOU FUMBLE A BADDIE SANS!? #HE FUMBLED A BADDIE WITH A BELLY BUTTON PIERCING #hes a LOSER #he's devastated #absolutely devastated

[writer-room]

One among many things I love about Dragons Risings writing is that they're so unapologetic about making the original team very cool, but also absolute dorks.

It's just kinda refreshing to me? Like, yeah, sure, Lloyd's the super-awesome Green Ninja who's a descendant of God, Kai could set the world on fire if he wanted, Nya does not hesitate and was the ocean that one time, Zane will casually mention the most insane shit he did on a whim, Cole has a lava and rock monster form, etc, but like...they're also losers. Lloyd gets bullied constantly and tries to explain what a crab is, Kai has so much intelligence but so little wisdom at all given times, Nya has a 'shit happens' attitude as if she is not actively failing through this shit happening, Zane talks to a broom with Pixal's face on it, and Cole has it together the most by being a 9-to-5 dad with a boyfriend who he 100% believed was his power crux.

They're just people, y'know? Saving the world a hundred times over doesn't mean they're not still 20-something nerds who've been stuck doing this since they were teenagers. One cannot erase the time they had bad boy doppelgangers for like two minutes. Or had to raise their teacher. Or had the weirdest relationship drama. Or were huge video game and tech geeks.

And Dragons Rising isn't afraid to let them be that. To acknowledge, yeah, objectively, they're cool as hell, but to also admit that they're just kinda fucking around and finding out. It's a wonder what consistent and likeable characterization can do, who woulda thought?

#ninjago #dragons rising #ninjago dragons rising #lego ninjago #lego ninjago dragons rising #ninjago dr #lloyd garmadon #ninjago kai #ninjago nya #ninjago zane #ninjago cole #text post #talk #ninjago writing #im so excited for when we get to see jay again and see how he looks cool but also like an absolute loser #the idea of something being cool AND silly is possible and its right here in dragons rising i love it so much #its mostly the animation where they flex and i do love that #theyre not afraid to show that these guys are like. experienced. they know what therye doing. they can fight really well. theyre GOOD #but also kai accidentally blows up the wrong building cause he let wyldfyre have a map #and nya is like well that stone seeker thing gave us eyes. im sure its fine #and they ask zane 'are those tubes safe for humans' and he just deadpans 'no' with no further elaboration #cole confused at all times abt whatevers happening but nodding and going along with it anyway #and lloyd just being lloyd. bestie no u cannot clean the whole monastary. wu made the boys clean the monastery all the time #he just didnt make you do it cause your his favorite #ITS JUST RLLY FUN #I MISS WHEN THINGS WERE FUN

[opens-up-4-nobody]

:-

#ok im actually full on watching one piece after being absolutely obsessed with sanji for 10 years despite not actually watching the show #and i was very afraid that it was gonna make me hate him but i mean 60 eps in and im just like. lmao look at this dork ass loser #hes a sweetheart but also i wanna hold his head underwater. so it goes. also absolutely obsessed with the concept of fish Biologist sanji #in a way that is completely unhinged. like am i gonna have to write a fic abt sanji waxing I poetic abt evolution and physiology? #bc i dont think anyone else is gonna do it for me 😭 #im afraid its only gonna get worse. the characterization of sanji. its so sad when ur number 1 bby girl is thr fucking worst #sanji #one piece

[the-sewerrats]

Yeah yeah hot and confident Thorin is great, big fan BUT ALSO

Thorin just being an absolute loser, no confidence, pathetic guy who’s spent his whole life moping and then suddenly he finds the love of his life. And Bilbo seems like a loser with all his fancy handkerchiefs and letter opener sword, but he’s actually so witty and has a charisma of like +4 who can say goodbye as an insult and somehow gets a dragon to talk to him cuz he’s polite.

I just think they’re so perfect for each other and I love this dynamic.

#let Thorin be the absolute loser that he is #the first time he told Bilbo he cared about him Bilbo thought he was being scolded #pathetic guy x charming idiot is such a good trope #shit I think that’s another thing that applies to gentlebeard #bagginshield #the hobbit #thorin x bilbo #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield

[aleclightofmylifewoodbane]

have yall seen vax on twitter. tbh i love that freak

#vax #hazbin hotel #voxval #staticmoth #valentino #vox #voxval lovechild #hes such a freak and its the FUNNIEST concept in the world to me #argubaly two of the worst people ever who should NEVER reproduce #who would absolutely NOT take care #of that child #and a freak abomination that is a pathetic loser of an excuse for a person #i love u vax #val isnt paying attention hes looking at himself in his phone camera #my art #hazbin art #hazbin fanart #do NOT let vox and val have a kid tf !!! #i love drawing val btw #have so many doodles of him #hes my fav to draw #my princess with a disorder

[koszmarnybudyn]

Ni-co-las ni-co-las! This is kinda redraw because god has my art improved since then, kinda its own thing.

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #nick close #nickolas foster #he deserves to be hot and edgy #i kinda miss his absolute loser/nark era in season one #my art

[bookofwambs]

some of you have pissed me off and i would like to remind some of you again of how zionist these two individuals are. i truly hope noah and that bald headed loud loser never get booked for anything ever again. evil individuals. this is islamophobia. this is zionism. this is propaganda. this is advocating for the genocide of palestine. i don’t know how else i can say this but if you support either of these us, you are just as bad and are complicit. you should be ashamed of yourselves for putting your favourite show or ship above the lives of millions of innocent people.

stop babying noah. he is an adult. 19. old enough to vote and make decisions. this is who he is.

#noah schnapp #absolute loser #i am truly ashamed that i used to stan him he’s downright disgusting #also if you’re gonna be in my mentions saying hes a queer teenager idgaf im queer too and im not an evil zionist so #also this isn’t about jews or antisemitism considering theres a large population of jews that are NOT zionist/pro israel #there was a protest of just jewish people protesting israel and zionism and it was thousands of people #you guys are losers if you care more about byler than palestine #byler #putting it in the byler tag bc some of you have clearly forgotten what he’s done #stranger things

[soupdweller]

a silly goofy boy. an absolute clown

#he tripped. #absolute loser. i adore him. #moondrop #fnaf moon #fnaf dca #fnaf daycare attendant #daycare attendant #fnaf sb #fnaf security breach #fnaf #my art

[moeblob]

anyway here's art I won't delete c:

#my characters #ya know i tend to draw for this plot way more than others and i post it on main more so im gonna tag it now #i normally just do the my characters tag but now it gets the plot tag #oops i fell in love #thats literally the tag i use on my side blog thats literally what i have as the folder name in my oc folder #it absolutely is the entire premise somehow for both the main couple and the side couple #i love this loser so much hes so stupid and funny and hes a bartender in canon which makes him #a bardtender in the dnd au ahahaha get it thank you bye