#i am realizing now that ranting about narusasu here is like

[byephobec]

i'm stuck in bed not feeling great so i've been reading fanfic and what is bothering me is that apparently no one knows what naruto and sasuke are like. like just almost nobody

i don't want to see some sexually promiscuous talkative smooth sweet talking sasuke who flirts with non-naruto men or ANY women i don't want to see the weird obsession with naruto being this like.... pretty much just reduced to the latest bottom stereotypes like huh????? stop it. you are killing me. you can't tell me that sasuke is this sociable guy like what. naruto ran after him years confessing his love and sasuke was still like that's stupid and wrong and no you don't. HIS REACTION TO LIKING A GUY WAS TO KILL HIM WHAT ABOUT THAT MAKES U THINK HE IS THIS CONFIDENT COMPETENT SEX OBSESSED WEIRDO

naruto: i 💕💕💕💕 u owo

sasuke: i should kill u for this. i am GOING to kill you for this because how dare you make me happy. you are disgusting

#sasuke would not even know how to kiss #you cannot sit here and tell me sasuke is this smooth guy who knows how to put the moves on anything #literally he would stop functioning #sasuke couldn't be this like super smooth uwu top even if he did want to #sasuke can't do ANYTHING #if it requires human contact he sucks at it #he's an absolute loser #naruto puts up with him because they are soulmates #and because naruto is the only human who could ever like sasuke enough to put up w him #everyone else is like oh he's pretty like yeah he's pretty. pretty STUPID #i love sasuke so much!!!!! #let him be special needs 💕 #i can say that because my needs are also special #naruto and sasuke are both confirmed homosexuals...... very stupid...... they should get married #i hate(love) them to be quite frank #anyways rememver how i said my needs are special #i am realizing now that ranting about narusasu here is like #honestly enough explanation of that #i believe in 100% of radical feminism but i regret to inform that when it comes to fictional gays i sometimes still care #honestly i don't think sasuke would even know how to flirt with naruto he would just call him an idiot in a specific way and naruto would #have to figure out what he meant by it #shikamaru probably unintentionally learns what some variations of insults mean #a regretful day for him indeed #everyone else is blissfully unaware!!!!