#he never slept

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny mentally: Okay Frostbite said the portal would take me to my "soulmate" and I would just have to resist them long enough to break the bond. Should be easy. I won't spill my secrets. No matter how cute the guy is. I'll be a strange mysterious stranger in the dark~

Tim on the otherside of the portal: *Breaths*

Danny: I'm Danny Phantom and I love you. I'm a half human half ghost. I once brought the end of the world because i cheated on a high school test. My social security number is-

Tim: *frog blink*

Danny crying, screaming, throwing up: I'LL TELL YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT. JUST HAVE DINNER WITH ME. PLEASE.

Tim squinting: Are you real? Because real hot guys don't just fall into my WE office with roses. You tell me if you weren't real right?

#dcxdpdabbles #dc x dp crossover #dead tired #from a fic i never wrote #basically Frostbite told Danny that the portal would open to his soul mate #and Danny was thinking he was exaggerating #Tim is only half aware #its been hours since he last slept

[s0fter-sin]

i need ghoap frantically making out against a door finally taking the leap on their feelings. need ghost grinding against soap, expecting to find him just as hard as him, only to feel nothing

and in all his wisdom and experience, he concludes soap was tortured and never told him

he’s trying to think of a delicate way to say he understands, that he’s been through it and it doesn’t change anything about how he feels (and who the fuck touched him so he can hunt them down and rend them limb from limb)

meanwhile trans!soap’s just trying to find the best angle to grind his cunt on ghost’s thigh

just it never even entering ghost’s head bc he’s never known a trans person but he has met plenty of people who’ve been tortured - himself included - so of course that’s his logical leap

soap takes off his shirt and he sees his top surgery scars and ghost asks if he wants him to kill the one who did it and soap just hums like, “actually, man did pretty good, they healed real well,” and ghost’s just teary-eyes with awe at how well he’s coping, “looking on the bright side, that’s my johnny.”

imagine he thinks johnny was fully castrated but sees he’s determined to still have a sex life with him so he buys packers and straps to help him bc hell yeah healing and soap’s just like, “holy shit i’ve never had such a thoughtful partner before, such a sweet man, lt.”

#he a little confused but he got the spirit #its so good bc it can be super angsty of ghost really dreading whats been done to his sergeant and trying to make it right #or just go full crack treated seriously and have fun with it #i love just completely oblivious ghost #in any military context hes the smartest guy in the room #he always knows the play and has more experience than anyone #but stick him in the normal world? man is Lost #ghost just thinks hes had some kind of reconstruction surgery after being tortured and accepts thats what johnny looks like #bc hes never seen a pussy before #it takes years for soap to actually come out to him bc he just never thought to #hes seen him naked theyve literally slept together what else is there for him to say #then he shows him like a family album or something and ghosts just like ‘why arent you in any of these i only see girls’ #and he just goes ‘hang on a second’ #soap gets one of his sporadic periods one night and panics a little thinking it would weird ghost out or remind him that hes not cis #but ghost just thinks its a normal part of such a thorough reconstruction that hed bleed sometimes #and doesnt question it when soap grabs a pad out of his drawer bc ‘thats such a good way of handling the discharge my johnnys so smart’ #just really supportive ghost for the wrong reasons #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #we’re a team. ghost team #soapghost #ghostsoap #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #john soap mactavish #soap cod

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

power nap time?

#hom au #ben tennyson #rex salazar #jenny xj9 #zak saturday #juniper lee #jake long #randy cunningham #danny fenton #kim possible #all of them learned how to take power naps except for jenny because she is a robot and she just wanted to cuddle up with rex to destroy #that benrexy nap idyllia because she can be a brat and rex is not exactly unhappy but jenny weights a tonn (because metal) and he does feel #squished #if u never slept on sofas back like that u really should its surprisingly comfy imo

[forestofsprites]

WHY at no point in the show's history did my best friend castiel angel of the lord get called a dilf. yeah yeah yeah he got the early seasons pretty boy commentary, mr wisp of an angel dawdling about the twinkish gait of jimmy the salesman I'M TALKING S13 ->>>>>> that gay angel's a FATHER. he's a dad and he's fucking built, okay. he's tired, he's got eyebags, he's got wrinkles, he's juggling all sorts of shit. ongoing divorce, hunt at 3:00pm, pick jack up from the become god at 6:00. he's fuckin broad chest, fitted coat, he drives a truck but let's be honest it's like if a truck were a minivan

#he's still pretty. nonono this isnt about negating his prettiness #this is about saying he's got dilf status #and it's never recognized #and that saddens me #i slept 9 hours last night after knocking myself out w melatonin at 8pm bc ive had horrible insomnia for weeks and i suddenly feel like my #brain's switched on and now instead of editing this paper i'm here saying shit like Twinkish Gait #spn #spn thoughts

[tomurakii]

I like bloodweave. Okay. But I DON'T like the version of them in fanfic where Astarion is a dick and Gale is like. Whining and pleading for him to be emotionally vulnerable (or just. Nice to him) prior to the relationship being established. Because that is just not accurate. Gale needs the player to express interest in him during his weave-teaching scene before he even considers hitting on them properly. Gale is entirely resigned to his fate and needs someone else to pull him away from it. Gale only starts being sweet and romantic and devoted after you accept his love confession and give him hope for the future. Gale says fuck all and then slinks away to cry privately if you break up with him.

Like he isn't chasing after people lmao. He isn't dropping to his knees and crying about anything much less this dickhead he met a week ago. He is overwhelmingly passive about literally everything personal to him up to and including his own death (provided there are no casualties/there is a good reason) until after the player expresses that they care about him. Astarion is not doing that in any of these fics.

Like Gale is friendly and a dork and doesn't wanna get murdered but he fully has a suicide plan. He thought the artefacts would help him survive but he didn't believe he'd ever truly live again. If Gale confessed and Astarion said/did like one (1) mean thing afterward Gale's romance is closed off forever. He's wandering into the forest to cry. He's killing himself immediately. His fragile ego and self worth can't take it. You have to understand that when we joke about him being pathetic it's not bc he's like. Sopping wet and chasing people down and begging for a scrap of attention. It's because he craves affection but would literally rather die than ask or even hope for it until someone else forces that hope back into his serotonin-deficient tadpole brain.

#i feel like u can tell when a bloodweave fic is written by an astarion stan vs a gale stan lol #because the astarion stans are just using gale as a vessel for like. their sopping wet meow meow #who screams and cries until astarion becomes emotionally vulnerable with them #which gale would not do. realistic bloodweave is astarion tries to fuck him in act 1 and he refuses because of the orb #and then astarion is like “boo what the fuck. change of plans” and gale is like “okay” and they never speak of it again lol #anyway #please god the gale characterisation in this place. half of you make him the soppiest most pathetic loser and the other half make him evil #he's not ACTUALLY a loser. when i joke about it the reason its funny is because its not true #hes just a regular guy with depression lol. hes not out here debasing himself begging for some old twink to care abt him #bg3 #gale dekarios #bloodweave #gale of waterdeep #does this make sense. i havent slept #i just mean that if you want gale to be sappy he needs to have like. prior assurance that his feelings are reciprocated #because if he doesnt have that and astarion is a dick to him he WILL just give up on the relationship #like hes not hunting people down after they deliberately upset him. i see so many fics where they create tension by lime #*like #having astarion openly fuck someone else after establishing a sort-of relationship with gale. for the drama #like hey. gale fully dumps you if you do that in game!! you have no way to convince him not to. he will dump astarion for that permanently

[norringtondeservestheworld]

evolution of how Jaime Lannister calls Brienne of Tarth

#HE REALLY WENT FROM “IS THAT A WOMAN?” TO “I'VE NEVER SLEPT WITH A KNIGHT BEFORE” #THE DEVELOPMENT THE EVOLUTION WE COULD'VE HAD IT ALLLLLLLL #braime #jaime x brienne #jaime lannister #brienne of tarth #nikolaj coster waldau #gwendoline christie #anti jaime x cersei #anti lannincest #anti twincest

[bombusbombus]

Dad's cringe coworker

#slapped this together on the plane ride home #undescribed #my art #ted kord #blue beetle #nightwing #sorry for the reupload #Ted and Babs could never date bc Ted would put her dad in a glue trap/shave off his moustache while he slept etc etc #I am SO jet lagged. I cannot tell if this is fynny or tasteful but maybe my subconsioculs is funnier than me

[thranduel]

some thoughts about astarion because i'm tired of the internet reducing him to one thing

when bg3 came out in early access, astarion was always seen as the extremely flirty, confident guy who enjoyed sex (or so we thought) and spoke about it like it was his favourite thing. he was also kinda marketed as the “sexy vampire”, so you can understand why many people saw him that way based on the little amount of content we had. even while playing act 1 and act 2, many players still might think of him like that because he does have a very charismatic personality and he asks to sleep with you very early on, so it just automatically makes you think he’s genuinely happy doing that and being totally serious.

BUT!!!!!!! we end up finding out later on that’s NOT the case and it was all part of a plan to seduce us in order for him to gain protection. he opens up about his past and his trauma and how he was forced to use his body to lure people back to cazador. he struggles with intimacy and relationships in general because of this. that’s why i really hope that people stop reducing him to “hot sexy vampire that loves flirting and having sex with everyone” when that is not who he is, he’s literally traumatised because of sex due to being forced into it and he’s slowly trying to heal. he’s also so much more than just “the hot vampire”, ya know? if you actually put in the effort to get to know him, you will see who he truly is underneath and he has many loveable traits to appreciate.

you may not see the “soft” side of him very often because he hides it, but it’s there!! one thing i noticed that really stood out to me was that when i gave food to an orphan in act 3 and he approved. back when you first met him, he probably would’ve done the opposite or had no reaction at all. i also saw a clip of someone trying to romance karlach and astarion and he literally told tav to choose karlach over him because he can see that karlach loves her. he said normally an arrangement would work for him but after everything karlach has been through, he doesn’t want to get in the way or see her hurt. letting tav go is also hard for him as well but he still thought about someone else. he could’ve whined or been possessive or jealous but he didn’t do that at all. where are all those people who reduce astarion to “the guy that flirts and sleeps with everyone” now? seriously. that’s not what he does, and when he was forced into it by cazador, he was trying to survive, he didn’t do it for his own pleasure. it’s not a “hot” personality trait of his, it’s literally trauma. and because he did it so much, he got used to it, and that resulted in him disassociating and feeling empty.

apparently if you ask him to join you and sleep with the drows at the brothel (something i will never make him do in my playthroughs), he only says yes because he struggles to say no. but he disassociates. and if you’re in a high approval relationship with him and he loves you, he will feel safe enough to express his feelings and say he’s not comfortable. this happens before you fight cazador. i’m not sure if he gives the same response after, but either way, if he joins in, he will always disassociate and it’s not something he wants to do despite what he may say.

that being said, it’s obviously still okay to appreciate his beauty and attractiveness, because he is very beautiful. he appreciates it and even likes being called beautiful. calling him “hot” and “sexy” isn’t a bad thing either, we know he can be and i'm sure he knows it too! it’s just annoying when people act like that’s ALL he is and they don’t even mention anything else about his character. the love scenes are beautifully done too (i personally prefer the second one after you’ve stopped him from doing the ritual, because that’s the one where he decided he truly wanted it and felt safe and comfortable because he genuinely loves you), and i actually would’ve been fine if they didn’t have any scenes like that at all because it’s totally understandable and valid if he didn’t feel comfortable, but i just hope that people don’t take things too far and over-sexualise him just because of how he appeared to be in the first half of the game and the way he’s often marketed on social media. and yes i know he’s fictional and nothing on the internet is going to hurt his feelings!!!! it’s more about the fact that he canonically has sexual trauma and many people still say really disturbing stuff even AFTER they find out about that, and it just makes me uncomfortable to think that people are okay with treating someone like a sexual object especially when they've said they're traumatised and it makes them uncomfortable. idk if this makes sense 😭

but yeah he doesn't want to flirt and sleep with everyone as i've seen people claim. and if in an alternate universe he did, and he did it on his OWN terms, and the other people he had relationships with enjoyed it too, then good for them! absolutely nothing wrong with that if there's consent, respect and honesty. however, that's not the case with what happened with astarion, because 1. he was forced into using his body WHEN HE DID NOT WANT TO and 2. he misled people and lured them to a miserable fate. it's so horrible and devastating for everyone involved. sex was never something fun for him, and it certainly isn't a "personality trait" of his. it was a survival tactic. he was forced to. he didn’t want to.

obviously when he becomes more comfortable, then it's totally understandable to get excited when he flirts and shows physical affection. he can be so charming, funny, sweet and romantic and i love that. it’s so beautiful to see him heal, genuinely find comfort in someone for the first time and experience intimacy that he feels ready and comfortable for. he deserves to love and be loved on his own terms instead of being forced. but again, he is so much more than the guy we were introduced to at the beginning. the internet just sees one thing and sticks with it but i really hope people start to actually appreciate him for who he is and the complexity of his character.

aaaaand i just had to leave this here <3

#astarion #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #sorry for rambling i’ve just been very emotional about him recently 😭 #also i hope people remember that even if he NEVER EVER wanted to have sex again he is 100% valid #he does not have to change or force himself to feel a certain way #especially after everything he’s been through #and if you think he does then you’re gross. he doesn’t owe anyone ANYTHING #anyways #when he kept apologising for not sleeping with tav i wanted to cry #there is literally a scene where if you tell him halsin is interested in you he says it’s ok to go to him #but then he gets concerned and asks if it’s because he hasn’t slept with you for a while #and i wanted to cry #he should NEVER have to feel guilty for that #honestly the only reason why i think he might eventually feel comfortable with sex again is because -> #in act 3 after his genuine love confession after you help him defeat cazador he initiates it himself #and it feels like it’s something he truly wants after developing a strong emotional bond with someone for the first time #and i think that’s really beautiful that he chose to do it on his own terms when he felt ready #but also #for a while i wasn’t sure if he was repulsed and uncomfortable by sex in general and hated it entirely #or if he only feels comfortable after he develops a strong emotional bond #the only reason i think the second one now is because of what happened in act 3 #but regardless whatever it is i just want him to feel safe and comfortable and happy #my posts

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

Before Bruce revealed his identity

He stated in a game of truth or dare that he has slept with a least one person in the Justice League before finally extracting himself from the stupid game.

The League promptly lost their collective shit.

#Bruce never specified slept as sex #he has in fact taken several naps with the other league members #he doesn’t realize how much chaos he has set into motion #then he plays into the chaos #because he can #writing prompt #dc #dc batman #justice league #hey look at this! my first non Danny phantom prompt! #bruce wayne #batman #superman #green arrow #wonder woman #the flash #aquaman #green lantern

[chickenoptyrx]

Baby goku: 'dat me!' :D

#i was sick so i slept all yesterday then stayed up to color this :U #i realized i never drew grandpa gohan #jttw totally exist in the db universe #all our main characters are just too uncultured/ illiterate to comment on it :U #except gohan #he probably just figures thats part of why its a classic #cause its just so relatable to everyone right? #anyway #goku #grandpa gohan #dragon ball

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

he’s THE guy ever

#death note #l lawliet #manga redraw #my art #he’s THE guy #i love him #did u know i didn’t even care for him my first read/watch through of dn #so wild #that’s bc i was weirdly fixated on light #and i love light he’s perfect and awful and great #but now i understand #L is the guy ever #you’ll never guess but i’m tired lmao #winter brings it out in me #i’ll wake up and be ready for a nap an hour later no matter how long i’ve slept #maybe i should get that checked out #anyway friendly reminder that soon i shall finish my comms sheet and comms will be open probably by the 7th december #maybe sooner.i need to check when my finals are but they'll be in the first week-ish of december and after that i can draw and sleep all da

[amuhav]

o p a l e s c e ;

to emit or exhibit a play of colours like those of an opal

#OC: Kallias Ysiel #ts4 #ts4 render #ts4 blender #been playing about in blender 4.0 and broooo light/shadow linking my beloved ❤ #anyway what if I just posted an unimportant femboi ho because I can huh? what then? #Kalli is secretly the owner of ~that~ brothel #almost none of the clientele realise because he maintains the act that he's just one of the courtesans #SIDEBAR: you can't be mad at me for this one jade Tay *very specifically* never slept with this one lmao #it's all hortense anyway #yes I just stole your joke bye

[ducktracy]

Bob McKimson Daffy studies—always feels so relaxing and insightful to do these!

#i like how 5 of these ended up being from Manny Gould scenes. he’s my favorite duck animator through and through #seriously something so utterly calming about doing these i need to do them way more i’ve been so high strung #lt #looney tunes #daffy duck #daffy duck slept here #mckimson #not bad for a guy that never took a lesson in his life!

[buttercupshands]

bunch of sketches from the stream

#i'm tired #and it felt so... pointless by the end of it #undertale #fanart #sketch #my art #bnha #shigaraki tomura #league of villains #flowey #tenko shimura #toga himiko #ochako uraraka #izuku midoriya #undertale yellow #neutral ending #bnha manga spoilers #my hero academia #midoriya izuku #i'm too tired to sort those tags #I'll probably never stream again #I'm probably too tired rn #Even forgot to add that #all for one #For better of worse he's here #Really wanted to sketch something with ch 417 but tiredddd #Luocha' rerun messes with my head #Update: I've slept and it feels a lot better than not sleeping

[cryptids-and-muses]

The trimax, 98, and stampede boys meeting their alternate selves:

The kniveses: mean girl bullshit, so much posturing, so much passive aggressiveness. It ends in trimax and stampede ganging up on 98. (He doesn’t even have knives)

The vashes: starts out with them joking with each other but quickly turns into impromptu group therapy. There’s crying, there’s donuts, at some point they all trade glasses just for the fun of it. This does nothing to hide the tears

The wolfwoods: Mexican stand off that somehow devolves into drunken never have I ever with a side of bullying each other. At some point the vashes wander in and they team up to give them shit. Finally a United front.

#trigun #trigun maximum #trigun stampede #trigun 98 #vash the stampede #millions knives #nicholas d. wolfwood #vashwood #stampede wolfwood is the only wolfwood who hasn’t slept with vash yet and this comes up during never have I ever #same with 98 wolfwood not having a healing factor #“how are you alive?! #“how am I alive? what the fuck happened to you two?! #he doesn’t even have livio #the meryls are off on a shopping trip to get stampede Meryl guns

[aiscapades]

wait so like. mc's curse makes them monstrous? not human?

the line between monster and human grows thinner and thinner with every revelation

it's almost like this is a game made by queer folk to express queer experiences of being made to feel othered, like a monster, like your very existence is a threat no matter your outward appearance or your actions

#so mc isn't HUMAN like they're not NORMAL so that's why vere could eat them. that's why he said vague stuff about mc #being not human but not monster #mc IS a monster. just like how leander is a monster. #mc was BORN with hands that turn other people into killing monsters. OF COURSE MC IS ALSO A MONSTER #i've literally never thought about this before. I'm thinking it through now #WE ARE ALL MONSTERS GUYS. we're all monstrous. #touchstarved game #it's 5am i haven't slept. #also this totally applies to bipoc experiences as well!!!!!!! i just don't have personal experience w that #( A SPARROW SINGS ) * my posts!