#he needs to be in jail

[topnotchquark]

I need all of you to look at Vale's Misano 2020 helmet real quick.

Yep. That little blue pill is Viagra. With one pill already missing from the blister pack.

Apparently the "La Doppia" refers to the double header San Marino GP that took place due to the pandemic regulations, and also just a reference to "second rounds" I suppose. Aldo Drudi, Vale's long time collaborator and helmet designer said that the viagra was a reference to how he was an old man at 40 and would need some extra energy for the double race.

Apparently when Vale set the fastest lap during FP3 of the Misano GP, the commentators talked about how he was "riding hard".

Also because he's a cheeky little fuck he posted on his ig about how his Mugello 2021 helmet announcing Francesca's pregnancy with their daughter was a natural progression of the Misano 2020 Viagra helmet. It's stupid but who else would dare to do something like this.

#he needs to be in jail #never stopped laughing at his own ass #most unserious man ever #also while looking around for this helmet I found this automotive advice blog from India #and one contributer had written a long emotional post about his retirement and how much Vale meant to them #crazy because I didn't expect him to be big in India #but he is #apparently when Vale was in Delhi for auto expo in 2010 they hung around his hotel lobby to meet him #which was such a cute detail #:) #also I guess my helmet obsession is never ending I suppose #valentino rossi #vale #viagra helmet #misano 2020 #San Marino GP 2020 #motogp

[pokeseokie]

The biggest red flag is liking charles xavier

#he NEEDS TO BE IN JAIL

[lover-of-mine]

All aboard the clown car 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

#i swear to God DUDE #oh my god #911 abc #911 #thoughts thoughts thoughts #ryan guzman #he needs go shut up #like stay quiet #put him back in pr jail #911 spoilers

[nocek]

Is it a stupid idea? Yes. Did I have to go overboard and animate it? No.

But I had to and I'm not sorry ;P

#peter b parker #spiderman #mayday parker #miguel o'hara #spiderman 2099 #miles morales #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #atsv #tbh i notice that i have this group of fave characters that really fall under category of #i need to wrap them in nice fuzzy blanket and give them a hot cocoa #and miguel kinda pings my blanket and cocoa senses #but more like in an impending doom sense? #like he is going to get his ass kicked so much in the next movie #beyond is so going to be like you like this broken man? #hold my beer we can break him some more #i can just feel it in my bones #because for right now he pings my need to spray him with a water like a naughty cat he is an then hold him in air jail till he calms down #which objectively is a bad idea #unless you are this sunshine idiot spiderman that i love #and here is long story long why this comic happened :B

[bread-that-draws]

Flowey’s so funny and has me so fucked up like he’s a talking flower. He tries to kill you upon your first interaction. He is ten years old. He is damaged beyond repair. He’s a flower named Flowey. He’s become friends with every single character. He’s killed all of them countless times. He knows everything about everyone. He doesn’t care anymore. He takes care of his mom when she can’t take care of herself. He’s killed her before. He doesn’t care if you kill her. He thinks she’s trying to replace him. He just wants to be himself again. He wants to destroy everything. He hates you. You’re the only one who understands him. He wants his best friend back. He’s terrified of them. He believes in kill or be killed because he died by giving mercy to the wrong person. He believes himself to be the wrong person. He doesn’t understand when you show him that kindness he showed others, even when you know he could kill you for it. He’s tried every route. He asks you if you have anything better to do when you try to do the same. He’s a direct reflection of the player. He’s a fucking talking flower named flowey and his only voice line is by Ronald McDonald and his officially licensed plush does a little dance for you

#‘Flowey would listen to i bet on losing dogs by Mitski and cry until he throws up and Chara calls him cringe from beyond the grave’ #-me to my friend when I ranted about this last night #he has me so fucked up like oh my god #how is the best character a fucking talking flower #I love undertale’s writing so much like it’s mastered minimal evidence giving away the biggest parts of characters #i can analyze him i can study him under a microscope #i can put him in a terrarium with a sticky note that says gay baby jail you know #he has me SO fucked up #flowey #flowey the flower #asriel #asriel dreemurr #I’m talking about flowey btw not asriel i know they’re the same person but not to me #like how i consider little baby me and fucked up 13 year old me different people #asriel sits on the playground and cries when nobody wants to play warrior cats with him #and flowey sits in the back of classrooms and answers ‘life is MEANINGLESS’ to every question #not speaking from experience ofc (im lying) #love my edgy flower *puts a magnifying glass up to him and notes how fucked up he is* #i think more characters need to be fucked up beyond repair #undertale #utdr #character analysis

[philsthighpower]

#he needs to rein that phat ass in #bros ass is an actual weapon #dan would happily go to jail for possession of it tho #dan and phil #daniel howell #dan and phil games #phil lester #dnp #amazingphil #phan #dan howell #dnpgames #danandphilgames #timi

[chaosandwolves]

Honestly I think it's hilarious

they let Ryan out of press jail and he immediately causes chaos

Please, I need more interviews with him.

Article here

#ryan guzman #Oliver stark #Buddie #911 abc #911 spoilers #911 cast #Please I need him to be more chaotic #He's playing it relatively cool now though #He knows he'll go back to press jail otherwise 😂 #But I need him to stir up more chaos please

[tanglepelt]

Dc x dp 59

The nasty burger explosion goes off. The problem is Jack and Maddie put Vlad as their choice of guardian in the will.

Danny doesn’t manage to get away from Vlad quick enough. So he is stuck. Danny does manage to avoid the basement.

Vlad gets annoyed of Danny attempting to escape. All his current devices to restrict powers are temporary and need to be constantly re applied. So he comes up with a device that’s just cuts Danny completely off from his powers. Like the belt, just better and no shocking. In reality it basically doesn’t allow him to release his powers. Which is problematic for his core the power has no where to go.

Vlad thinks Danny had just accepted his fate and finally calmed down. Danny is just trying to keep his cool and not have his core explode or something.

They end up at a gala. Because of course they do. Regardless. Danny is in public.

It’s his time to act.

So while at the gala. He does what anyone who wants to get away would do. Danny manages to go up to you’ll never guess it. Bruce Wayne.

Going up to him asking him if he hypothetically punched him would he get kicked out. Just enough to hypothetically get away from a fruit loop trying to force him to be his son.

Obviously this leads to a punch and a getaway.

This then leads to a run in with a bat or bird. Someone gets to miss the last of the gala. By the end of the night Danny has full access to his powers and is away from Vlad.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp dc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #i think it would be funny for Danny to punch Bruce #like take me to jail #not to my guardian #he’s a fruitloop #red flags all the way #when the device preventing his powers get loose it gets colder everywhere #like it’s a problem #don’t store up your powers #let them be free #vlad won’t be guardian any longer #i have a lot of ideas #like what if he needs to fight someone #like can he fight a super #just for fun #ohhh maybe his rogues are looking for him #vlad nabbed the baby ghost #how dare he #they want to teach vlad a lesson #they enjoyed fighting the baby #batman #bruce wayne #i kinda want to write this

[perilegs]

gale when you let him talk about chess

#i was having trouble with a puzzle in the wyrm jail and someone online was like 'if u have gale in ur party he tells you what to do' #he did but also he was so cute the entire time #he's got long hair and big brown eyes. he loves cats. he's a massive nerd. he cooks. he's got a way with words. i need him so bad #also i wish i was him #but mostly i just need him #bg3 #gale

[dovewingkinnie]

hero thats on her way to kill every single villain on earth most powerful villain thats scared shitless because he knows he'll be next one day

#she said #jail is not an option! #im sick of all your shit! #the poor guy is just a cartoon villain #all you need to do is send him to jail and scold him #he can't handle the stress of murder #he had to hear the news of every single villain getting killed one by one #knowing that she would eventually find him #poor kitty meow meow #sorry #i know he's a grown man #actually you know what ... #he's my character #i can say whatever i want about him!!

[cubbyhole-for-flea-bee]

what if NMJ just poofs into an owl when qi deviations loom tho

Bonus from a later reblog:

FWUMP

#turning nmj into an owl to incite brother shenanigans :3 #he has three didis and he can't get them to FIT under his wings!! he can't protect them! #you YEET the da-ge?? you yeet him like the soda can??? #JAIL FOR HUAISANG #lil bro is a bird-lover u know he'd be delighted #and overly invested in teaching da-ge how to fly via flap power #until the owl sleep schedule conflicts with canary song-time and da-ge is chasing his songbirds around at the ass-crack-of-dawn o'clock #it'll wear off eventually no worries chifeng zun #buuuuut u keep losing ur temper? then u keep poofing into a flying feathery marshmallow bird that has to hack up pellets #giving chifeng zun the power to be a flying pillow with claws that can double in size and make people piss themselves with demon screeches #he gets to keep his mind intact but he has to be a bird first and suffer indignities #such as various brothers needing soft owl hugs Right Now #altho the ability to harass and prank a-holes and blame it on owl brain is a perk #jgs says something in-character and owl-nmj swoops him and Yoinks some jewlery #nie mingjue #nie huaisang #nie brothers #lan xichen #jin guangyao #zewu jun #chifeng zun #lianfang zun #mdzs #the untamed #fanart

[cr33py-crawli3]

NauseAxe_404 reminds me of Carringtonusa’s "Violent boyfriend" pov videos and it makes me laugh so fucking hard

#he would make u sum sht like this 2 #THE JAIL BOYFRIEND ONES TOO LMFAO #oh my god i need to stop #monster x mediator #nauseaxe 404 #NauseAxe_404

[little-pondhead]

Overwhelming Urges

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Technus curses Danny after he spends a little too long in Soup Jail.

Until Danny can break the curse, every piece of technology he touches will react badly-come to life, try to eat him, send his embarrassing Facebook photos to all his coworkers, delete his high score on Doomed, etc. He’s miserable.

And because he uses technology quite often to help him with his rogues, Danny has had to do things the old fashioned way by physically manhandling all the ghosts that come through the portal. It’s been putting a damper on everyone’s moods, but Technus refuses to release the curse.

(At least he can turn intangible, so the buildings he visits don’t try to burn him alive. Technically, he’s not touching anything!)

Danny’s coworkers eventually get involved when Victor Stone, AKA Cyborg, locks eyes with him at a Justice League meeting and immediately tries to shoot him.

#dpxdc #pondhead blurbs #they found out the hard way that some pieces will go out of their way to hurt Danny even if they have to explode themselves #Tucker’s PDA attacked Danny and he’s still not over it #cyborg is just hella confused why he has the overwhelming urge to just blast the new hero #Technus is salty about being in soup jail mostly because he can’t break out #ngl I feel like this was an episode but I’m not sure #god I need to rewatch the show

[arlh0e]

The lyric in dinner and diatribes where Hozier says “I’d suffer hell if you’d tell me what you’d do to me tonight” makes me unwell

I AM WHORE KNEE FOR THAT LYRIC I NEED HIM

#andrew hozier byrne #hozier #the hoziest #unreal unearth #eat your young #dinner and diatribes #i need him biblically #i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism #i need him so fucking bad #he deserves jail time for that lyric

[unexpectedbrickattack]

panel from a comic i am NOT going to finish u.u

Bonus close up of Peppino (bc i love how he came out heehee) and a face from another scrapped panel ^^

#pizza tower #peppino #pepperman #arts #mine #VERY mildly suggestive in tags #all the context u need is; peppino is a fair little maiden #and pepperman will simply say shit bc he has NO shame and thinks humans have TOO MUCH shame #but this is bc he is pretentious <3 #it would infact benefit him greatly if he had even an ounce of shame in his body #also. peppino is wearing garters which isnt like necessary at all to the image and the comic idea i had #but i feel like there would be people who would enjoy that tidbit as much as i enjoy it ^^ #they are just very useful; keeps everything in place and theyre only a lil uncomfy if u move TOO much #he will only ever use them for events bc he is too anxious about looking sloppy in front of people #bc they WILL say something and he WILL cave their skull in if they do and he does not want to go to jail (again)

[bizarrelittlemew]

#HE KNOWS EVERYTHING HE FUCKING KNOWS #SAMBA PLEASE #WE ARE ALREADY SUFFERING WE DON'T NEED YOU TO POINT IT OUT #STRAIGHT TO CLOWN JAIL #i am only forgiving this due to the amount of behind the scenes material he holds in his possession #samba schutte #ofmd