#he is also. younger than everyone else

[unexpectedbrickattack]

RAT NOISE SPOTED!!! WOOOO!!!

Even BETTER..... POSSUM SPOTTED !!!

#chattin #answered #pizza tower #the noise #arts #mine #hairy lil mofo #he is also. younger than everyone else #little rich brat <3

[puppyeared]

i like him

#somebody needs to keep me 8 metres away at all times or else ill start chewing on him #i just want everyone to know if i end up making a character who happens to resemble harvey in any shape or form #it probably wasnt a coincidence 😐and it will happen again #if i remember maybe ill try getting stardew when it goes on sale.. my friend showed me her farm and she named her chicken after doja cat #or maybe it was nikki minaj i cant remember. and she also said smth about monsters and passing out if you stay out after a certain hour #idk how accurate tht is all i know is the funny fucked up grandpas bed #i read somewhere that harveys supposed to be in his early to mid thirties and i dont have a problem with it but i think itd be very funny #if hes actually younger than he looks hes just a med school postgrad lmao. idk how well that headcanon would hold up since ive #never played the game and idk how often ppl talk about his age or if itsjust an implied thing. i just think its really really funny #im trying to get into the habit of drawing poses so im using reference images to try and build up muscle memory #i found some cute pictures of two ppl playing by the sea shore and it reminded me of xin and sailor so im gonna draw em like that #i havent drawn em in so long..... maybe i should update xins reference since i changed their lore quite a bit #myart #my art #doodles #stardew valley #stardew #sdv #sdv harvey #kinda wanna see him whimper a little bit. as a treat

[number-one-shadisper-shipper]

Mutual Pining/Not Actually Unrequited except it's Vector and Espio both wanting to define their relationship as father/son but being afraid the other will think it's weird

#Espio: I can't call him my dad he just thinks of me as his coworker #Vector: I can't call him my kid he's only a few years younger than me he'll be insulted #and everyone else is watching like “Just say it already!” #they are two idiots who are also family #they're a family your honor #team chaotix #family chaotix #vector the crocodile #espio the chameleon #dad vector

[reineydraws]

gonna post these pieces of billy and max being like real siblings before i watch vol 2 and it puts any billy is alive theories to rest (or confirms them?! 🤡 lmao)

i imagine these to happen in au where they actually were like real siblings, back in cali, and billy would take max surfing and also take her to rich people's empty pools to skateboard in lol 🛹☀️🏄‍♂️

#stranger things #stranger things fanart #billy hargrove #max mayfield #billy mayfield #(sure this au can exist where susan and neil marry when max is younger and then susan LEAVES NEIL AND TAKES BILLY WITH HER) #max deserves to have a sibling in the party. it only seems fair considering everyone else has at least one!!! #st fanart #these took a lot shorter than i thought! also they are surprisingly lower effort than the product outcome #should colour like this more often ig #even tho i had no idea wtf i was doing with the palette in the second one 🤦🏻‍♀️ ah well #i forgot billy's moustache so we're just gonna pretend he doesnt have one yet. yknow. since theyre still in cali. #shhhh dont mention it haha

[sadquickchristmassnowman]

abed is better than me because I would NOT have been chill with the prospect of sloppy narcissistic season 1 jeff sharing my dorm room with me indefinitely

#sure I might have offered at first #but I cannot handle someone else constantly being in my space like that #I have my own room rn for the first time since before my little brother was born (he’s a year younger than me) #and I am NOT going back unless there is literally no other option #also yeah yeah I know characterization #abed craves genuine human connection and is under the impression that jeff is a master #and jeff is slowly realizing that everyone at greendale can tell he’s a materialistic douchebag with little substance #and the two of them understand each other in a way no one else does #catalyzed by their mutual love for tv #but I still would have been driven crazy by this man in my space 24/7 #anyway I think the tags are annoyingly long enough #community #nbc community #community nbc #abed nadir #jeff winger

[worstloki]

Unreliably narrated fic where Thor’s POV constantly refers to Loki as smaller/shorter/weaker/delicate/feminine/younger and everyone else’s POV (including Loki) is “these are two normal and similarly-sized guys”

#Loki: we’re just having a conversation about whatever #Thor: my younger brother needs to eat more it’s a shame his height never kicked in and he’s shorter than me now the baby :( #fic where Thor’s got feminization size kink lenses on while everyone else is normal and also this has no impact on the plot #wait a second #wait is this just what mostly happens #this is so sad why isn’t this used for comedy #instead of accepting that Thor’s POV is correct

[oplishin]

No one in unordinary has a backstory (besides the obvious exception) so here’s my two cents (headcanons) on Arlo’s history

He was born out of wedlock (I promise this is relevant to The Way That He Is in canon)

When his parents met his father was a middle aged very influential government official who did make a bit of an effort to be in Arlo’s life, but had a whole nother family. Arlo was primarily raised by his mom during his early childhood. Arlo’s ability comes from his fathers side, and val is his paternal aunt

Arlo’s father tries to be affectionate, genial old man, but. He’s just quintessentially unprepared to help raise a young child. He’s also in his 70s during canon so he’s very out of touch to what Arlo’s life is even like. Arlo is mostly just standoffishly polite to him

Arlos mother was a broke college student when he was born. She felt like a failure for getting pregnant before doing anything with her life, so she kind of unconsciously externalized that onto arlo- “if I raise this child to successfully enough, I won’t have failed as a parent and as a person”

She was unyieldingly strict and demanding at all times. She always pushed him to get stronger, to raise himself in the hierarchy because it was her way of proving that she was doing something valuable. She loves him, but maybe not as much as the idea of him. I don’t think she was abusive, but certainly just. Not a Good Mom

It kinda works out for them because arlo inherits his dads power and absolutely excels at it. He measures himself by hierarchy but it hasn’t destroyed his self esteem because. Turns out he’s pretty great at hierarchy actually

At some point Arlo’s mom sends him to live full time with his dad because he can provide so many more opportunities for him. It’s a pretty cushy lifestyle

Arlo has 3 half siblings from his dads side that are all MUCH older than him, like 14 years older at the youngest (in canon they are all in their 30s)

In his early childhood they all really resented him for ruining their parents’ marriage. His mom tried to keep him away from that shit, but it got into his brain a bit. His method of dealing with it (like in canon) is just. Repression repression repression baby!! Can’t have problems if you just fight people about them. He inherits his moms perspective on hierarchy: no one can judge you if you’re the most powerful person in the room

Val was the one person on his fathers side that really tried to form a relationship with him which is why he looks up to her so much. Whether it’s because she actually cares about him or it’s because she thought he’d end up as a valuable resource, well. Arlo certainly believes the former

His now grown ass adult siblings regret being shitty to him. They try to reach out and reconnect now but Arlo is Arlo about it and just brushes them off

Arlo ends up the tallest and the most powerful of all his siblings

His mom ends up remarrying and starting her own family too. She gets happiness. She changes from that bad parent from the earlier parts of his childhood and tries to fix things. She’s been able to move on from the toxic mindset she raised him with, but he’s still stuck there with the trauma she’s given him.

Arlo’s kind of stranded between 2 happy families and he deals with it by!! Pretending the only life he has is the one at wellston. He throws himself into his duties as King and ignores everything else

#arlo unordinary #didn’t realize I had so many arlo mom headcanons #sorry that the tense changes so haphazardly #unordinary #Arlo’s mom is also Asian to me (NOTE THAT I AM ASIAN SHH) #he’s just very white passing and constantly gets shit for it from that side of his family #or it’s the horribleness of being praised for looking whiter than everyone else #uhhh what else #arlo is also even taller in my headcanons than he is in canon #idk how I feel about Arlo’s mom having other kids because arlo just radiates resentful younger child/only child energy #which is why despite his best(???) efforts his relationship with remi is so. mishandled #but yeah #on god I should just make an oc out of this material I’ve done so much legwork #astute jojo fans will note that I just josuked him #to which I say. shhhhh you saw nothing #it’s like josuke if Tomoko had a lot more focus put on her #jeta posting

[emile-hides]

I’m so obsessed with the Mario family and while I’m a very hard Uncle Tony stan I’m also insanely obsessed with Auntie Marie and her daughter. I want to know all about them.

#Mario Movie #I know I know she's called Mario and Luigi's 'Neice' but come on #This is a family of 9 we have two different full group scenes with them #there's no way there's a 10th family member we haven't seen who's this kid's parents #And she looks a LOT like Marie brown eyes and lighter reddish hair than everyone else's dark brown #She's their cousin but she's like 11 years younger than them so she's more like a niece do you understand #I've been calling her Louisianna in reference to their Super Show cousin Marianna #Because we already have too many Ma names in this family lets get another Lou #I would also be down for calling her Marilyn sense that's their Niece from the super Show #Whatever whatever I just adore them both to no end you don't understand #I'm also mental about the flower on the back of her hat is it a Daisy reference? Why?? #It's 4am I'm trying not to go too insane about this whole thing #I ALSO love Uncle Arthur btw don't get me wrong he's INCREDIBLE #I love the stupid lean he does at the beginning of the scene I want him to fall out of his chair #I love that he and Tony play off each other SO hard they're SO mean #idk how people thought Arthur and Pa Mario were twins when Tony and Arthur are Right There being clearly stupid close knit #This entire family is so funny never change and also tell me everything about you #Give me the Super Show reboot Nintendo I am BEGGING

[lunar-wandering]

The fact that we know everyone elses ages but not MK, Why are they hiding MK's age? If he was human, there would be no reason to hide it. 100% guessing he is, atleast not fully, as human as he think he is

as far as im aware MK not having an age is a “running joke” with the crew but purely because they won’t reveal it makes me immediately assume his age will be plot important so...yknow what.... i think you’re right anon. I think MK is playing the role of the “ordinary man dragged into supernatural bullshit” despite the fact he isn’t an ordinary man

#Monkie Kid #i personally assume btw he's like. 21 years old. in terms of like. if he is an immortal being then he's the equivelant to a 21 year old #same way Red Son is like 22 #and on the subject Mei is 23 #Macaque and Wukong give off late 30's early 40's vibes #Nezha feels like a 17 year old trying to be cooler than he actually is #LBD feels like she's 50 #the host girl gives off 15 year old vibes to me despite everyone else making her younger #Tang and Pigsy are both 42 #Sandy is 43 #Spider Queen is early 30's #Syntax is like 28 #Goliath?? 25 years old #Huntsman is 40 #Jin and Yin are both also 23. they give off college frat bros energy #DBK and PIF are 50 and 47 respectfully #Chang'e is 31

[distant-velleity]

im nice (i say, wondering if i should have leona or someone call yu "runt")

#words of kai #i think its funny to call what is essentially myself that idk #bc hes younger than everyone else and is also. yk. a little on the short side #yuusona

[hanzajesthanza]

not to get all sappy but it is indeed inspiring how sapkowski wrote "witcher" as a 38-year old divorcee with a son embarking on his teens. and the story came in third place and it almost didn't even win because parowski almost didn't even read it, and it was too long and had to be shortened a bit and...

sometimes i feel like i have no creative potential and then i remember. i am in my 20s

#let me also mention: in a very intense and stressful political and economic time and place #and then he got bullied by fellow fantasy fans for being an old man :thumbsup: nothing ever changes ever /hj #/hj meaning he did not get bullied in the strict sense of the word but he was confused for a cop and #almost got kicked out of his first convention. i mean this is all allegedly from his account but... #txt #andrzej sapkowski #and by cop i mean authority of the government because it was common for the government to send someone to #monitor the convening and the kind of information and stories being shared #and WHY was he mistaken for an authority? well he not only was like 10 to 20 years younger than everyone else there #but he wore a suit and tie... and everyone was like. yeah. that guy's a cop #im sorry i just read about this past week and i lost my shit howling with sorry laughter #re: divorcee. he divorced in 1980 and remarried by the time boe was released in 1994 but idk WHEN he remarried to his current wife maria.

[ghastbutlikegay]

the funny thing about being an older sibling is watching as the younger siblings slowly realize what a loser i am

#/gen i really do find it funny #the sibling closest to my age is only 17 months younger than me #so he NEVER thought i was cool #the next youngest is 10 years old and has made the transition from thinking im the coolest person in the world #(since im allowed to go to the mall by myself and stay home alone and dye my hair and get piercings) #to thinking im a complete loser #my youngest brother is 7 years old #and he still thinks im cool #but i think hes starting to catch on to the fact that im just some guy #from his perspective i am an all-knowing deity with the most expansive minecraft knowledge in the world #as i know how to download mods and datapacks and make my own minecraft skins. #he also regularly requests that i 'take care of him' (his words) when mom has to leave before dad is home #but he also thought my eyebrow piercing was stupid #and is in general starting to realize how unbearably dorky i can be #(i finally understand why my parents are Like That. is is so fucking funny to watch kids get embarrassed because you did a stupid dance in #the bread aisle at walmart) #he also likes to call me nerd dork loser etc bc those are things i call my siblings all the time #^ not with any malice of course. being mean is my family's collective love language #it's that push and pull of being deliberately obnoxious and dorky so everyone else in the room can groan and call you an idiot yknow

[fakeoutbf]

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#gonna vent a bit #food tw #anxiety tw #i guess #idk if this is me being a younger sibling or always being ‘possessive’ with material things but i always found it so frustrating #when someone buys food in particular that’s meant to be shared and not everyone gets the same amount #but like to the point where i know x amount is the fair amount and i’m incredibly anxious and territorial about getting my fair share #like it causes me anxiety to think i might have to give up my fair amount so someone else has a fair share #when there’s probably one person getting MORE than the fair share #it makes me so ANGRY for someone to unfairly get more than their share #and then the ‘oh he’s a boy so he’s gonna eat more’ ‘oh he’s bigger so he gets more’ SPECIFICALLY WITH SEX AS AN EXCUSE #fuck you fuck off i should get my share and no one should have special privileges and if not just have them buy/make something else #this is a stupid rant but i’m so anxious over this right now to the point of i don’t even want food anymore bc i don’t want to make a fuss #also this is for quantitative items like a pizza with 8 exact slizes etc not like a plate of fries you know

[danothan]

im no expert, so take what i say concerning ages with a generous grain of salt. so, in the show, im fairly certain billy butcher is in his 40s (im not sure if it's said on-screen, so i do not have a citation), while starlight and hughie are both in their 20s (like, im pretty sure starlight is in her mid-20s, like 25 or 26). i can't speak to the ages of mm, frenchie, or the female, but i would assume they're all between or around those two points.

the ages of the other characters vary, as well. if i had to generalize, they would all be around their mid-late twenties or thirties? the only one im remotely close to sure about is homelander, who was born in 1981 (making him about 40-41 as of this last season). (i would tell you how i know that, but it's a significant spoiler so I won't)

now, the comics are different, but I can't recall much information (unfortunately) because it's been a while since i read them (except herogasm, which i reread recently-- but that's besides the point).

thank you so much!! this is rly helpful, even just having homelander’s age clears a lot of things up for me! and also hearing that the comic ages might be different from the show is enlightening too, makes me wonder what changes were made and why

#danswers #the boys #me watching succession: man i hope they never confirm their ages i know in my heart roman and shiv are twins #me watching the boys: GIVE ME NUMBERS GIVE ME BIRTH DATES I NEED ANSWERS #also hell yeah my friend said butcher seemed 35 but i was leaning towards 40s at least #so thank you for semi-confirming that for me #i also like the idea that of the boys hughie is the youngest and butcher is the oldest and everyone else is in between #okay spitballing here (and ill prob def change my mind as i learn more) #hughie 24-25 / butcher 40-41 #i rly like the number 27 for frenchie but he does seem a bit older doesn’t he #ughhh whatever i’m keeping 27 until i learn more i just rly like that number and i like frenchie OKAY!!! sheesh. #…maybe 29-30 #MM has to be mid 30s right #well looking at all this now idk how i feel abt kimiko being older than hughie #bc we find her in a unicorn shirt and panda pants #my friend thought she was a kid and man i fucking hope not #her actress is 28 too so that’s just a weird choice if she was #nah no way is she younger than me #i also have unicorn pants it doesnt have to mean anything #but maybe not older than hughie… GAH see this is where i get stuck! #and not to mention starlight?? like idk if i wanna make her older or younger than hughie #anyway! fun stuff to think abt #the boys doesnt rly give me much to expand on since it’s so straightforward so i enjoyed this theorizing #ty again for answering!!

[jisungshotfirst]

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#complaining about &audition in the following<3 #can they PLEASE for the LOVE OF GOD stop putting k in teams with children literally 10 years younger than him with half of his experience #and complain that they don't look of equal skill level as a team ???? #and the captions having the fucking NERVE of saying 'k failed as team leader' #I'm legit furious #there is one guy here k's age and I was so happy they might get paired together #but no ... put k with children.. #and also what good does it do for the kids??? who are critized for not being as good as K who has trained much longer and is an adult man ? #they did this in iland too #k gets nothing but compliments individually but they Also make him feel like he's failed as a leader coz his team isn't as good as him #but his team are just CHILDREN who HAVENT TRAINED LONG #like why are they putting any of them thru this??? #I'm just so mad #and watching him perform with them is just uncomfortable #like im jsut tryna watch my mans dance and then bam a child #>:( #I'm so mad #I just want k debuted already with people he knows and doesn't have to babysit #these kids aren't at all ready to debut ?? they're literally so young and they're not skilled yet and they just keep dragging K along like #'you get to debut once everyone else is good enough!' and everyone else needs years more training #just let my mans debut .... pls #he's been ready since the beginning of iland fjdj

[heatsu]

gonna make hellsing polish highschool ™ au purely for the sake of Walter wearing this bad boy

#walter but hes a school janitor #fuck i just remembered we had this one male older janitor with no leg and he died kast year;;;; #anywayd #he would beay the shit out of you for not changing your shoes #lovingly #has a constant beef with jan who won't stop selling cigarettes to younger students #hellsing au #hellsing ultimate #idk #zorin does poke tattoos in school bathrooms #Alexander plays guitar anf definitely sang barka #cried whem polish pope died #heinkel #maxweel #lol #and yumie have a religious club and think theyre Better than everyone else #and they also have a lot of internalised homophobia #luke valentine and zorin also get called slurs a lot #haha pedał #seras wants to become a cop obviously #and gets harassed for it because acab biała pala znak pedała hwdp i w ogóle #alucard is a school ghost/entity idk #more to be added #idk when