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Im not joking when i tell yall i GASPED when it suddenly shifted from hurt/comfort with a side of comedy to HEAVY ANGST + GORE

Like id SEEN the tag but i had NOT been expecting it to hit like THAT

Sitting wide awake at nearly 4 am cause i just finished reading a fic that actually made me go from laying down almost asleep to sitting upright and completely awake in less than a second out of genuine shock. I am writing down so many notes about how this fic was written cause i need to absorb this genius into my veins

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Sitting wide awake at nearly 4 am cause i just finished reading a fic that actually made me go from laying down almost asleep to sitting upright and completely awake in less than a second out of genuine shock. I am writing down so many notes about how this fic was written cause i need to absorb this genius into my veins

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hello. kangaroo joker is such a fun concept tbh!! thank u it's fun to think about it. he hops away with the treasures!!

oh my god this is the perfect chance for Joker to say something like "hippty hoppity your treasure is now my property"

#kaitou joker

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Crime Brulee,,,,,

we don't speak of the crime brulee

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*clears throat* ahem 😼 😎 they say there's a challenge in writing a haikuu, a pick-up line, and an animal fact in one so. challenge accepted boiiiii. "Otters holding hands, to not drift apart at night, be my otter half?"

SEE!! THIS IS WHAT I WANT THIS IS THE KIND OF STUFF I WANNA FIND IN MY INBOX!! yes dear anon i will be your otter half i've actually heard this EXACT pickup line before but some how the fact ive already heard it makes it more endearing. picking overused pickup lines but thinking they're not overused is so sweet tbh-

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one thing i love about the BLUExBELL idol duo is that you wouldn't even have to change their outfits. like their outfits compliment each other and make them look like a duo already. like;

shades of blue

blacks and whites

pieces of their outfits glow

hats

like they're in two completely different styles yes but at the same time their outfits WORK together as an idol duo and i just. idk some part of me just loves the fact that i wouldn't need to change them at all to make it Work

#Genshin Impact #BLUExBELL

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more BLUExBELL propaganda

watch on tiktok

#Genshin Impact #BLUExBELL

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i'm so obsessed with the BLUExBELL idol duo ive started making edits of them btw

watch on tiktok

#Genshin Impact #uploading the tiktok version because i refuse to redo the text #and its too small to read on the normal edit hsdlkfjsdlkfjs #BLUExBELL #gonna put the pretty lil psycho one here too in a bit

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reblogging off of this person cause they seemed excited about it but sdlfksjdlfjs there's LORE here gang

after an incident in which very popular recently debuted idol Focalors was almost assassinated and severely injured as a result, Furina was scouted as a lookalike to perform on stage in her place while Focalors sang off-stage. like a ghost singer situation.

two years or so ago, Furina got outed as not being Focalors, and Focalors herself succumbed to her injuries shortly thereafter.

but, Furina, actually, really enjoyed performing!! and she can sing, she has a good voice herself. she does want to go on the stage again, as herself this time, but she's too afraid to go out there alone.

cue her stumbling into the Wanderer in the middle of the woods at midnight like he's some kind of cryptid sdjflksjdfls

she practically begs him to form an idol duo with her and Wanderer very reluctantly ends up agreeing.

...what Furina doesn't know though, is that Wanderer is actually an ex-assassin-

i didn't fully get the appeal of genshin idol AU's specifically before but now i've made my own where Furina and Wanderer are an idol duo called BLUExBELL and i get it. i get it. this is so fucking fun-

#genshin impact #BLUExBELL #Wanderer isn't THE assassin that tried to kill Focalors #he might not even know that assassin who's to say #at least now Furina unknowingly has someone who will protect her from possible future assassination attempts

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i didn't fully get the appeal of genshin idol AU's specifically before but now i've made my own where Furina and Wanderer are an idol duo called BLUExBELL and i get it. i get it. this is so fucking fun-

#genshin impact

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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

#me when the rejection sensitive dysphoria starts hitting once per month

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST INFLUENTIAL ALBUM OF THE MODERN AGE

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Its 2am and i need someone whos absolutely cringefail to attempt to romance me. I need some dumbass to try and sweep me off my feet. Im half asleep and i want a romantic partner SO BAD right now. Please fate please universe please cosmic dust hand me my soulmate WHERE ARE THEYYYYYYYYY

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If you are watching a TV show, it can be live action or animated.

But not when you’re reading a book. Much to think about.

#i picked animated movie BUT #in reality in my brain unless im specifically aiming for it to be a specific style #everything i imagine is in this weird mix of animation and live action. #i have no way to explain it. #i can pick to see one or the other if i want but like dreams?? imagining scenarios?? #could not tell you if its animated or not man it just Is

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I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground

#honestly. i would be head over heels for a knight like this #this is the female gaze

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY