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mining in minecraft is the best stim, i swear to god. you just click click click click click forever and tunnel your way through the bowels of the earth. delightful

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this post was scheduled a week ago. please remind me to cancel my animal jam membership trial today

#scheduling this in advance because 1. i will probably see it #and 2. if someone likes or reblogs this or even sends me an ask i will remember to do it

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THIS CLIP IS THE REASON I LOVE THE PROXIMITY CHAT IN 3RD LIFE... YOU JUST CANT GET THIS KIND OF STUFF WITHOUT IT

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this is so funny to me for some reason. grian being a filthy millennial at etho, to etho's despair,

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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Yeah okay,

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You ever look at the rest of tumblr and go "they dont know about how tommyinnit (who at the time said he was straight) tricked his friend (who is a gay man) into marrying him and when his friend/husband found out (months later when he was joking about having a Vegas wedding with another friend and then Realised) he tried to get a divorce but tommy said no even though he has had a girlfriend the entire time and that then he wrote wattpad rpf fanfic about him and his friend/husband kissing (specifically with tongue) and his girlfriend dying and all the wrongs of the world being fixed. Not only that but he subsequently recorded an I'm just Ken parody about this marriage and most recently while Tommy was on a trip around America, back in England, his friend/husband started streaming more with Tommy's girlfriend and bought her a new iphone so he joked that he was being cucked. And now he's just come out as bicurious after his friend/husband tried to get him to say the f-slur on stream and his response was that he could only say a 1/5th of it before calling his husband a " 'ggott"." And this is all (probably) real. This is a real thing that happened.

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oh my god :(((

#thats insanely sweet oh my god

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i don't think etho would ever come out as gay. one day on someone's stream he'd casually mention how his husband always finishes the milk and there will be a silence that extends over the entire server. grian kills himself and etho continues as if nothing

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the disbelief and then judgement in her voice

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hey guys im gonna schedule a post to go up in about a week to remind me to cancel my animal jam membership trial. when that gets posted yell at me please

#itll go up on like the 22nd or 23rd or something idk ill do the math

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'token straight' doesnt even exist in 2024. its gotten so queered up that theyre theyre all atleast a fifth of a faggot now

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I feel like no one's mentioned this yet but Joel seems to be really good at turning himself into not the but of the joke

Like at the start of the neck kisses bit, everyone was just making fun of Joel's slip up and him insisting "I don't kiss people's necks"

But by the end of the stream everyone was groaning when he made the joke and now he's signing books with "neck kisses"

Now with the Etho's obsessed bit, somehow all the hermits are actually making fun of Etho over Joel for being obsessed, even though Joe started this two years ago by wearing Etho's face on his chest

How's he done this?

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Well good for Tommy. Anyone else around long enough recall the posts that were like he's the token straight of cricket crew 😭 well life's funny like that

#such is the nature of gay friend groups

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Dude 😭

#massive dork

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Do you actually care about transmascs or do you just like slapping top scars on fictional twinks and talking about boy pussy

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omg its past 12 happy birthday hermitcraft