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rafeandonlyrafe · 2 months

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best friends dad

words: 500

warnings: 18+ only!, extreme age gap!, dub/NONCON!!, aged up!rafe, husband! and father!rafe, cheating, reader is described as barely 18, rafe is readers best friends dad, daddy kink, over clothes sex, cumming in pants, threats (including of falsely accusing of r*pe)

part one / part two / part three

“s-stop it.” rafe says, but instead of his hands trying to push you off his lap, they stay planted firmly on your hips.

“why should i stop?” you hum. “you know i can feel how hard you are, right?”

“you’re my daughters best friend, we-we can’t be doing this.” rafe is struggling to keep his eyes open. he hasn’t felt this kind of pleasure in years, as his marriage stretched out longer and became unhappy, as his kids grew up.

“wow, no thought of your wife huh?” you giggle. your best friend already told you everything. every little details of her parents fighting, not realizing why you were so interested.

“please. you’re too young.” rafe begs. technically legal, sure, but barely, with rafe being over twice your age, only a few years younger than your own father.

“you’re big and strong. if you wanted me to really stop, you would just force me off.” you continue to grind down, your shorts and his khakis separating you, but you can feel his straining length easily.

“this is not appropriate.” rafe groans out, his hands squeezing tighter at your hips.

“but you love it.” you smirk, moving faster, adding a slight bounce to your grind. “you love how young i am. it gets you off.” “what do you want from me?” rafe asks, a few moans slipping out of his mouth.

“i want you to fuck me, duh.” you roll your eyes like its obvious. you tug at your shirt, already low cut, typical revealing outfit that you always wear when you know your best friends dad will be around.

rafe doesn’t respond, his eyes half open, attempting to watch as you tug the front of your shirt down to reveal your bra, lacey and tight to your skin, nipples clearly poking through.

“come on, daddy.” you coo. “i want your cock.”

“fuck!” rafe shouts out, praying no one is listening, especially not his daughter. “i’m cumming!”

you grind harder, with more determination as you feel rafe soak his pants. you smile, pulling back to look down at the dark patch in his previously pristine pants.

“damn, you like being called daddy then huh?” you giggle, leaning forward to press a kiss to rafes lips, his mouth still open, jaw slackened as he breathes heavily.

“you need to leave, right now.” he manages to push you off now that his head isn’t being overrun by pleasure.

“i don’t think so.” you shake your head as he places you down on the couch. “you got to cum, but i didn’t. so you better figure out if you wanna use your tongue or your fingers to get me there.” “we’ve already done too much, this will not be happening again.” rafe argues, even as his eyes skim over your still exposed bra, memorizing every detail and swirl of the lace.

“oh, but it will.” you smirk. “otherwise i will tell your daughter everything. maybe your wife too. go running to her and tell her how big mean rafe forced himself onto me.” “you wouldn’t.” rafe looks at you with a different view now, no longer seeing you as the innocent best friend of his daughter who would come over for playdates.

“i would.” you open your legs, spreading them wide. “now get to work.”

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sunnybyler · 29 days

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i’ve been sitting on my thoughts for so long but i just have to get this off my chest. i don’t like to yuck ppls yum so if you like e/riel pls scroll away nd keep having your fun it’s not my problem. however some of y’all can get mean as HELL and as an elucien i have to get this off my chest. (also warning for gwynriels i’m with y’all i defend y’all here however i do go in a bit on az in this so fair warning). i truly have no idea why e/riels cling so hard to the azriel bonus chapter in acosf because that chapter, more than literally anything else in the series, proved to me that e/riel is absolutely NOT going to be endgame. let me explain:

1. it is explicitly stated that azriel did not think of his relationship with elain outside of a sexual nature. i think some ppl get kinda annoyingly puritanical when trying to make this point when it’s like 100% certain lucien had sexual thoughts of elain too. the point isn’t the thoughts themselves. the difference here is the explicit mention that he didn’t consider anything with her outside of that.

2. the point above ^ is further exacerbated by the fact that az did not give a flying fuck if he killed elain’s MATE. even if elain hasn’t accepted the bond, it would still be extremely painful for her based on what we’ve seen with rhys, feyre, and even rhys’s parents (who weren’t good for each other, yet we saw how rhys’s dad lost it when she died). now of course us lucien lovers know damn well he would never in a million years call a blood duel to try to claim elain (and fuck u rhys for saying that, i usually have your back but come ON you are not the only male who can respect their mate’s autonomy). but az doesn’t know that!? in fact seems to agree with rhys that he could. ppl argue on who would win that fight — my opinion hinges 100% on if powers are fully unleashed but that’s not the point at all. no matter WHO wins, elain is going to feel responsible for someone’s death. of course it wouldn’t be her fault if men decided to be fucking stupid, but with the little we know about elain shows that she would feel so guilty if that happened. but azriel doesn’t seem to give af that anyone fighting to the death over her is the last thing she would ever want. not only did az not think of elain outside his fantasies and therefore not fully care for her, but he doesn’t seem to even KNOW elain in this chapter. now, i could go in on this in acosf as a whole. but i’m keeping it to this chapter alone.

3. and further on THAT point, az doesn’t really give any reasoning on his interest in elain outside of this insane “three brothers/three sisters” thing he fully pulled out of his ass. tbh i almost thing this is sjm’s way of addressing the fan theories on that. now i get it to some extent from az’s pov — seeing his brothers happy with these sisters must fuck with your head after you’d all been bachelors together for 500 years. especially considering how he’s felt unworthy of love his whole life and this seems to support that insecurity of his. i get that it makes him feel ostracized from them, and that he’s now an outlier not being with an archeron. i get that. i do. i sympathize with him here. however that does not change the fact that he isn’t speaking of elain like she’s her own individual here — hell he fully calls her “the other”. i think part of this conversation was him being frazzled, i give him a bit more grace than some do (tho he pissed me off BAD in this scene), but we were fully in this man’s head. did he give us a full reason why he liked elain besides his brother’s mates and his sexual thoughts?? they would’ve at least crossed his mind when rhys was grilling them if sjm was trying to set up her next romance here. as it is, we have literally nothing to imply azriel actually likes elain herself and not the idea of being closer with his brothers.

4. az has kinda a habit of ignoring the reality of the women he’s attracted to in some way. he has his own version of them in his head that he puts on a pedestal. now i could do a whole psych eval on this man and how he thinks he’s unworthy of love and therefore only allows himself to have feelings for women he knows/thinks he can’t have. but to focus on this chapter alone, my points above ^ about how he doesn’t really think of elain outside his fantasies/bringing him closer to his brothers and not really understanding her pretty much wraps it up there. i mean he even talks about how he thinks his scarred hands don’t belong on her because she’s so perfect in his eyes. that’s not love, that’s obsession and it’s unhealthy. he clearly thinks himself below elain and ignores that she has her own flaws too.

5. aaaand i saved the biggest for (almost) last….. GWYN. this is a genuine GENUINE question. why in the fucking hell. would sjm make half the chapter focusing on az & gwyn if she was teasing e/riel. like that makes no sense. not to be annoying and mention chekhov's gun but that idea applies to relationships too. i’m sorry but she couldn’t be more explicit about her future romances. you could argue “oh well it’s because there’s gonna be a love triangle”. y’all. elain has. elain has a mate. there already IS a love triangle. there was absolutely no reason for her to bring gwyn into this chapter other than her preparing us for a future relationship, literally none. especially with all the romantic subtext (hell not even subtext, just TEXT). gwyn getting him to talk about himself so easily when he’s so quiet usually, him taking the idea of making her happy and he “buried the image down deep, where it GLOWED QUIETLY” (which SCREAMS mating bond to me but even if it’s not it’s clearly something he cherishes deeply), the SHADOWSINGERS SHADOWS SANG FOR HER!?

6. the fucking necklace regifting. oh it’s bad. OHHH ITS BAD. when the girls realize it’s gonna be SO messy but im hoping sjm doesn’t go the stupid cat fight route bc neither of them did anything wrong. az did. i’m sorry i’m dunking on him so much in this post i rlly don’t hate him i just think he needs like decades of therapy (which tbf don’t we all) which i unfortunately don’t think sjm is going to give him before giving him his romance. but even the biggest azriel lovers have to admit that this was insanity. a few points on it here. first, if it’s so easily regiftable then it couldn’t have been that well thought out in regards to elain. say what you will about lucien’s gifts, even argue that he gave her jewelry too. but elain was actually shown wearing pearls. az’s gift seemed shallow to me — it was something pretty, and elain’s pretty, and it had a flower, and elain gardens. it’s clear lucien put SO much more thought into his gifts, whether he succeeded or not (which i need to remind y’all — we still don’t know. maybe she liked the gifts maybe she didn’t, but regardless she acted the way she did bc of her feelings about the bond, not the gift). and azriel has spent so much more time with elain than lucien has. if that necklace really felt like elain to him, he could’ve kept it or returned it. but nope. buddy gave it to a whole other girl bc he could easily associate it with someone else. he clearly felt some special pull towards gwyn too, going out of his way to give it to her. he had ONE meaningful conversation with her. i already discussed the quote earlier that makes me think mating bond personally. but no matter what, him giving her the same gift he gave someone he was pursuing romantically is a clear sign of what’s to come (and probably a setup for some sort of drama that i don’t think im mentally ready for).

so there we have it! why i think that the bonus chapter thoroughly proves that e/riel is not going to be endgame. i honestly think it’s possible they might be a thing for a minute (tho i could also see this being the closing of that chapter), but i don’t think it’s going to last. sjm just gave us too many blatant hints that elain and az would NOT work together long term, and that azriel in particular is more suited for someone else. i might’ve missed some points bc there is SO much that goes down in this tiny chapter so lmk if there’s other stuff you picked up on!

#elucien #gwynriel #acotar #acosf #acosf bonus chapter #elain archeron #pro elucien #pro gwynriel #gwyneth berdara #azriel #anti e/riel #lucien vanserra #elain x lucien #gwyn x azriel

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coleszzzworld · 2 months

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Baby daddy Keigo Takami (hawks) x fem reader (she/her pronouns.)

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Author’s note ✰~(hey guys!:) , I really don’t have much to say , but I think I’m going to make a baby daddy series ! , so lmk some characters you would like to see! Enjoy!) ✰~

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TRIGGER WARNING,~ ✰ cussing , suggestive content, reader is a mom , and hawks is a dad , hawks is a douche in this Ngl , definitely Yandere story:)~ ✰ POSITIVELY DO NOT READ IF EASILY TRIGGERED. -✰Enjoy the fall.✰-🐇♦️🖤

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-✰”I love you so….But why I love you, I'll never know.✰-

✰-Baby daddy! Hawks who loves you and his and yours son very much , like he would lay down his life for you both , he would blow up the sun if you or his child asked.

✰-baby daddy! Hawks who doesn’t think the break up between you and him was mutual, I mean yes you wanted to break up , but he didn’t , you say he’s to “clingy” , yeah whatever he thinks , but trust me when I say this , even tho you two aren’t together, you can never truly get rid of him. He’s your baby daddy , the father of your son, your first love , I mean for god sake ! You two are child hood best friends ! No matter how many people you try to get to replace those roles , you can never get rid of him , he’s like a stain that’s permanently stained in your life!.

✰-Baby daddy! Hawks who spoils the hell out of yours and his child and spoils you too!, that kid gets what ever he wants , new iPad ? He has it , new Nikes and Jordans? He has every pair , even the expensive ones , oh your kid wants the newest iPhone? , it doesn’t matter that he is five years old , he’s getting that new iPhone 14! , not gonna lie , hawks lowkey stalks you while your out shopping, you see a purse you like , but you can’t afford it? , don’t worry hawks got you , you’ll be walking around the city with the newest parda bag , oh you want those new Jordans?! , don’t worry hawks will get you every pair and the new ones on top of it oh you like that 500$ necklace don’t worry he got you it but… he wants you to get it engraved with your and his initial’s!!, he wants you to show off , let the world know who you belong to…

✰-baby daddy! Hawks who definitely has your and y’all’s kid name tattooed on his neck , on the left side of his neck , right above his collarbone he has your name tattooed with a heart , and on the right side he has y/c/n (your child’s name) tattooed with a dove! , you think it’s pretty…dramatic? , but then you remember when you two were a thing you had got his name tattooed on the side of your middle finger , and when your son was born you got his name tattooed on your shoulder….with a dove , well now you both have matching tattoos.!

✰-baby daddy hawks! Who basically lives at your house , like no lie , this dude lives at your house , when you both broke up , he some how convinced you that living in the same house would be beneficial for y/c/n , obviously it doesn’t work y/c/n knows you two aren’t together but he questions it …. “Mommy?, if you and daddy aren’t together….then why do you guys live together?..” he asks you , looking up at you as you get him ready for bed , you inhale looking down at your kid … questioning what to say , your child looks like you , I mean he has some of hawks features like he inherited hawks quirk ! , and he has the same eyes as his dad , but mostly your child is a spinning image of you , as you breathe out feeling the awkwardness of the question, “i don’t-“ hawks cuts you off , “because even tho we aren’t together, I still love you and your mother very much kid.” Hawks says as he enters the room , “well… mommy do you love daddy?” He says as he looks back up to you smiling, ouch you don’t know what to say , you don’t want to crush your own child’s spirt ! , you do still love hawks , but your annoyed of his presences he’s so… overprotective. Hawks then looks up at you , curiosity in his eyes , he genuinely wanted to know your answer, you breathe out “i do…now let’s get you to bed hun.” You say as you pick y/c/n up , looking at hawks as you walk out of the room.

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✰-baby daddy! Hawks who doesn’t let you go out on tinder dates , you could get hurt! That’s his excuse, I mean it’s valid but still , you can’t even go out with your girls unless hawks with you , I mean yes it’s to much the overprotectiveness… but when you two do go out , he knows how to have fun , so here you both are drunk as hell, and y/c/n is with your family for the weekend and you two are having a heated make out session in the back of the taxi , and your on top of him grinding your cunt into his hard on , you two only stop when the taxi driver stops at your house , of course you tip the driver greatly cause he was force to endure that .

✰-baby daddy! Hawks who fucks you so hard after that, actually you guys didn’t make it to the bedroom or any room at that… you guys just start going at it in the kitchen… so here you both are on the kitchen island him on top of you , thrusting in and out of you , clothes thrown on the table and the bar stools near the kitchen island , you can’t help but moan out , well actually whine out , yeah hawks was annoying but damn … his dick definitely wasn’t . As he keeps thrusting in and out of your tight pussy , he grabs you by the neck lightly choking you , “f-fuck I missed this pussy… h-how would you feel if I got you pregnant again …hmm? Fuck I bet you would like that.” He says as kisses you , he then lets go of your neck , letting you respond, “yes p-please… f-fuck I’m about to cum.. fuck hawks please harder !!” You say as your toes curl from the pleasure, your thighs shaking your on the brink of your high , “yeah , you want my cum?…..you want my babies ma?…god your such a good girl for me baby..” he says , and almost immediately you cum , and he wasn’t far behind, his thrust get sloppy , he groans as he puts his face into the crook of your neck , breathing in your scent , “I love you so much y/n… I’ll never let you go. Your mines …” he mumbles in your neck.

✰-baby daddy! Hawks who buys you a pregnancy test , let’s just say he won’t be moving out anytime soon, and let’s say you and him had some celebration sex later that night.

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A/n - Ik this was mad short but no kidding writers block hit me while I was writing this 😭 but let me know who else you want to see as a baby daddy!

Love y’all !🫶🏼

#Spotify #yandere #yandere blog #yandere x reader #yandere hawks x reader #baby daddy #yandere mha

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lovelytsunoda · 9 months

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mess is mine // colton herta (instagram au)

summary: colton and his girlfriend have always kept their relationship lowkey. but when they both seem to disappear from the internet, fans begin to worry.

warnings: mentions of severe anxiety!

pairing: colton herta x female reader

listen to ‘mess is mine’ by vance joy for best experience!

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coltonherta all the love songs in the world can’t hold a candle to the way that I love you ❤️

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yourusername 🥹🥹🥹

yourusername I love you. Thank you for sticking with me ❤️

user5839 can someone catch me up? who is y/n? who is this beautiful woman who only has 170 followers?

-> user291 she’s coltons girlfriend! they’ve been together for two years, and she likes to keep her life private from the fans. she’s been on some of his livestreams before and sometimes shares small parts of her life with us! she’s studying copyright law and plans to work in the publishing industry.

davidmalukas I thought you did write a song about her?

-> coltonherta not one I’m letting the rest of the world hear. that’s song is for y/n’s ears only 😊

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indycargirlfriends y/n y/l/n seen entering the indianopolis motor speedway this morning ahead of this weekend grand prix on the ims road course. the girlfriend of andretti driver colton herta has been noticeably absent this month during the open test for the upcoming Indy 500 race, and her strange behaviour over the past few race weekends has been the subject of much debate.

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magicmalukas she looks pale…like a lot paler than normal…and has she lost weight?

andretitty have you ever seen y/n wear sweatpants? every time she’s been at the track she’s either been in jeans or a sundress

user3619 as someone who’s in indianopolis rn I can confirm that she doesn’t look very good. coltons been fussing over her all morning, and he’s only left her side when he was contractually obligated. it’s almost like he’s scared to leave her alone

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coltonherta Everybody talks about the magic of love and how wonderful being in a relationship and finding your person is. But they don’t talk about is how unglamorous showing up for your partner can be, how sometimes, you want to tear your heart out of your chest when you see the pain that your loved one is in.

Y/N has struggled with severe anxiety and panic attacks since long before I knew her. Over the past few months, her condition had taken a nosedive for the worse. She found it increasingly difficult to get out of bed, and her intrusive thoughts made her scared to be left alone. When I came out to Indiana for the 500, many of you noticed that she wasn’t with me. She flew back home to the town where she grew up and spent time with her parents, time she was trying to use for recovery. Even though I told her that she didn’t need to come out for the two races in Indianapolis, she has always supported my career as I have supported hers.

The 500 weekend was the final straw for her. She felt on edge and overwhelmed, and struggled to enjoy a race weekend the way that she normally did. That night, I sat down with my dad and told him that I couldn’t do this any more. That I could not keep putting her through this. That I would not compete in another indycar race until I knew that she was okay.

We’ve spent the past three weeks in Maine, where we’ve focussed on reconnecting with each other. I am very pleased to announce that Y/N is faring much better. While she may never be fully ‘recovered’, I can now see the smart, funny, lovely girl that I fell in love with. Assuming things stay in this positive, upwards trajectory, we will both see you in Mid-Ohio

Peace out,

Colton and Y/N.

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kyle_kirkwood Send y/n my love. Rooting for you both.

12willpower This is what real love is like. I know better than most what you’re going through, and I know that Y/N couldn’t be in better hands. Keep your head up, and I’ll see you in Ohio.

yourusername Forever thankful to have you by my side 🫶🏻

andrettiautosport ❤️❤️

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cleostoohot · 2 years

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So as y’all know I did the 3 days or less challenge along with my ROE technique. Well the 3 days are over and here are my results <3 (I’m feeling pink today)

ᥫ᭡ | MY CRUSH TO TALK TO ME MORE (less than 24h)

Little back story: We were always partners in Spanish class because of our seating chart. He was literally the finest boy I seen in a long time whew😮‍💨. Chocolate skin, tall, he wasn’t the best in basketball but his sexc lips made up for that. We had each others number incase we wanted to exchange work but never texted on some friends shit until Friday. He randomly just hmu saying “yo” & tried to act like he didn’t know who number he was hitting but nahhh boy you know what you doing lolllll. We ended up just joking and reminiscing about school moments & I told him I’m taking culinary class again next year and he said he want me to cook for him 🌚 it never gave personal chef but I damn sure said I would lmfao

My main affirmations:

“Regardless of everything SP always finds a way to talk to me”

“Regardless of everything SP is always communicating with me”

“Regardless of everything SP loves talking to me”

ᥫ᭡ | RESEMBLING MY DESIRED FACE (more everyday)

I’m not going to say who my desired face is since I’m basically gonna end up looking like her completely (but 10x better). But since I wanted to resemble her like 50%, I had an idea of how that was going to look and I look exactly like that now. She has doe eyes and my eyes got rounder, her chin is kinda sorta boxy and mines got more squared, my lips got got bigger and wider and my nose is more pointy. I also love the way her mouth moves when she talks and my mouth has been moving the same. Plus when I talk mostly my bottom teeth would show but now you can see more of my top teeth like hers. I’ve only been around family since school been out and none of them knows who my df is (she’s only has over 100k on TikTok) so I’m guessing that’s why nobody said I look like her but my sister definitely said every morning I look different.

My main affirmations:

“Regardless of everything I be looking like DF”

“Regardless of everything me and DF look alike”

ᥫ᭡ | MY DAD GIVING ME MONEY OUT OF THE BLUE (2 days)

I’m going to visit New York and New Jersey in 2 weeks and what I look like spending my own money? My mom asked my dad to give me money for clothes, food, and just spending money but for some reason he acted like he didn’t want to. But, he ended up sending my mom 500 DOLLARS for me and said he might give me more when the trip comes closer. As you should mf. The hell.

My main affirmations:

“Regardless of everything my dad always gives me money”

“Regardless of everything I always receive money out of the blue”

ᥫ᭡ | RED VELVET CHEESECAKE (2 days)

Me and my sister was walking to Starbucks (and btw it was my first time having a drink from there! i got this drink i seen on Pinterest shit was so good i damn near chewed the cup). Anyways, otw there it was literally somebody selling cake pops. He has so many flavors but guess which one in particular he had… red motha fuckin velvet cheesecake!! My sister thought it was sus that some random man was selling cake pops so she wasn’t gonna get it at first but I KNEW it was my manifestation and that it was safe so I insisted. He actually gave us each one free (pretty privilege maybe 😗) but it was 100000/10 so we bought 4 more each lmfaooo.

funny side note: those cake pops been on my mind since i had them so i tried to make my own today and they’re not doing so good lmfao. but hopefully the last step will bring it all together idk🌚

My main affirmations:

“Regardless of everything I always get red velvet cheesecake”

“Regardless of everything I have red velvet cheesecake right now”

ᥫ᭡ | LOSING 5LBS (3 days)

There’s no story behind this one. I just lost weight lol. I mostly affirmed when I was eating. Before I was 133.?lbs and now I’m 126.2lbs. I didn’t check my weight until the 3rd day so idk which day it manifested exactly but that doesn’t matter fr.

My main affirmations:

“Regardless of everything I always lose weight”

“Regardless of everything I lost 5lbs”

“Regardless of everything food doesn’t make me gain weight”

#law of assumption #manifesation #manifesting #neville goddard #success story

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christinesficrecs · 2 years

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This post came across my dash so of course I had to make it sterek. 🥰

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#sterek #sterek fics #ficrecs #fic recs for fun #sterek aus

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jmagnabo92 · 11 months

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CBS Ghosts - Hello! - The Ghosts’ Solution

The ghosts are elated that Sam can see them and try to figure out the best way to get Sam to not open the hotel.

Spoilers may happen.

Discussion and Gifs below:

I love that Isaac’s just like “Okay, Troops” as if they’re his army under his command. It’s especially funny in a few gifs.

LMAO - Thor: Unknown waters are dangerous - unless Cod and Hetty starts off like “Yes, he must know - he’s a traveler” then two seconds later - “Damn it with the cod!”

At this point, Hetty (like the four older ghosts) have heard about Thor fondness for Cod for over a century and it’s like hearing my dad’s stories about the marines - fun at first, now boring.

Anyway, I love that she makes the same face EVERY time she hears it.

I love that these four are just looking at him like - WHAT? Why are we listening to this man? Also, going to note Trevor’s sitting position because damn - how long did it take him to learn how to sit so he’s covering himself.

Isaac’s a humble bragger - or just a bragger. He’s just like “Yes, I’m awesome” - oh Isaac, you forget who you live with.

I do like that Pete’s just intrigued like “Oooh, interesting.”

I LOVE SASS - OMG! Isaac’s bragging (and perhaps Trevor, Flower and Alberta haven't heard this bit before) until Sass goes “you’re a dumbass - you didn’t win, you surrendered.”

I love how Trevor and Flower slowly turn to Sass like “did you really just say that?” It’s interesting because this tidbit reminds us that Sass was THERE when Isaac’s life was happening and WATCHING. I like to think that Sass pulls shit out of his ass - half true, half untrue - just to mess with ‘the Captain’ Isaac. They’ve lived together WAYYYYY too long.

Also, love Alberta’s little laugh. It’s so fun seeing their reactions.

LMAO! This is SO FUCKING FUNNY.

Isaac - it worked!

Sass - yeah but you died two weeks later.

Isaac - it worked, damnit! That was the point.

It’s just so funny because Sass is clearly having NONE of bossy Isaac and sassing him (pun intended) and Isaac just - doesn’t know how to deal with that. It’s like he’s not used to this despite the fact that he’s been living with Thor & Sass for 250 years. Like - dude... you should expect this.

IDK I love it because it makes me wonder how they survived the last two centuries with each other or it’s like brotherly teasing at this point. Either way, FUNNY.

Also - they all know you’re good at talking, Isaac, they’ve heard it a lot - they’ve LIVED (Afterlived)? with you for YEARS - Centuries in Sass’ case.

I love that Thor & Hetty are next to each other in this scene. Just because Thor is SO FREAKING EXTRA and Hetty’s like - you have a point until - Woah there buddy!

Like she probably agrees with him until he goes a step too far and then she raises her hands as if to stop him gently.

Also, does anyone else wonder if Thor isn’t interested in talking because he was abandoned? Like maybe the 500 years he lived alone made him more bitter and violent and unwilling to compromise or talk things out?

LOL - I guess we know who Alberta struggles with at times - Thor, which makes sense because he’s very violent at times. I love how she looks at Sass&Flower like “You two should be able to calm him down.”

I wonder if they’ve ever talked about that / used Ghost Court to make him chill out - I mean, it’s not working, but...

Sass looks so over it - he’s been with the guy for 500 years, so at this point...

Flower’s like “let’s change the subject”...

Also, Trevor’s just like a puppy - he’s looking at Thor & Hetty concerned and then at Alberta like “Oh, yeah, something should be down about this.” and back at Thor & Hetty like “well, not me”.

Flower’s on the side of keeping the livings - probably because their afterlives have been SO boring, while the older ghosts argue otherwise.

This is very interesting - Thor, Isaac, and Hetty are hardcore against the livings staying because “they’ll be overrun” BUT Sass seems indifferent, while the younger ghosts are game for it.

Just like in the pilot, no one’s stances have changed. This is interesting because Hetty seemingly grew attached to Sam in the day she was there, but it’s also possible that Isaac got in her head about the hotel. Not that Isaac’s manipulative, but Hetty (aside from in DP) pretty much defers to men - particularly Isaac, in the first season. She doesn’t really start to realize that she can and should voice her opinions until the Vault, which is a turning point for her. Although there was leadup to that moment - standing up to Elias was HUGE for her.

Anyway, I digress. You can see that she’s obviously been listening to Isaac because of what he says next.

This is an important piece of dialogue. Why? Because Sass’ sass of Isaac earlier was just funny in a brotherly - we’ve lived together way too long way - but HERE is where Sass shows that YEAH, he’s learned to live with Isaac, but he has a rightful chip on his shoulder given that Isaac was fighting for the right to be a country from the people who invaded Sass’ people’s land and took it from them.

I really wish the show went into the likely underlying issue with Sass & Isaac - if I recall correctly - we rarely see these two alone together. They certainly don’t seem to be close or even all that friendly at times.

Given that we later learn that before Pete died, no one compromised on anything and they fought ALL the time, you have to wonder if this was and still is a problem not yet, resolved.

Speaking of Pete...

He’s SO USED TO STEPPING IN AS A MEDIATOR that he jumps in before Isaac can even think of a response - we don’t even see Isaac’s non-verbal reaction because Pete jumps in so quickly.

Also, I wonder how long he’s been thinking about this? Since the scare? All night? During this convo? He seems very well prepared.

Finally, it’s a great idea for peaceable way solve the problem.

Awww, of course the youngest is the first to be like “Yes - this is awesome”. He says he likes it because ‘hot chick stays’, but I also think he just likes the idea that they would be less bored with young livings around. He’s quick to learn their names AND he mentions “No hotel” because he knows that he should agree with the older ghosts’ opinions that hotel is bad. Personally, I could see Trevor loving the “hotel” since it would bring life and fun to the house he’s been stuck in for decades - totally bored.

And naturally, he agrees with Pete - who was the only one to side and support him when Hetty accused him of murder.

Awww, I love that Alberta ponders the possibility and then sides with Trevor - and HE’S SO HAPPY. He’s like “yes, I have a buddy”. We don’t see much of Trevor & Alberta, but I can imagine as the 4th youngest (and therefore on the young side) that she bonded with him more than the older four despite being with them longer.

Also, it’s interesting that it appears 4 vs 4 - young versus old.

Sass is the only one to not say one way or another what they should do or if he sides with youngest or oldest ghosts, BUT in a future Episode he says that he “Always takes the opposite of Trevor’s Side” so we can assume that he’s with the Oldest ghosts. And in order we have the 3 older/oldest ghosts say negative - Flower start the positive train and now Alberta’s saying it too.

It’s so fun!

Also, he fist bumps her shoulder and smiles so happily at her as he listens to her discuss the positives. :)

OOOOOH! Okay BIG SPOILERS HERE:

DAMN HETTY - you’re HARSH here. You could just let it go, you could just support her but you KNOW she was murdered, Hetty! You were THERE and know who did it! Like WHAT???

Honestly, the gaslighting here is SO HARSH and unnecessary. Why are you protecting them???? Imagine if this had been the thing that kept Alberta from being sucked off - that would be TERRIBLE. And even though it wasn’t... to possibly be the reason Alberta’s stuck...

Ouch. Anyway. I’ll probably keep track - how many times does this come up and how many times does she attempt to gaslight Alberta into believing otherwise?

Also, one other note - why the F does Alberta WANT to be murdered? Who wants to be murdered?

Okay, some notes here:

Alberta, there’s nothing wrong with heart attacks. Okay, your Buddy there next to you died of heart problems... he’s literally SITTING next to you and you’re like “I’m not that lame” WOW, Alberta.

Second, Trevor’s gone from smiling and happy to concerned about the fighting to looking at Alberta go on about how ‘lame’ heart problem deaths are somewhat tensely - upset. Knowing how he died makes (as mentioned above) this statement kind of callous.

Now, the interesting thing about this is that his death is only ever mentioned 1 time. During Trevor’s pants. He, unlike Pete, Flower and Alberta (the youngest ghosts), never talks about his death. And seeing this - that look on his face as he looks down at her as she talks about how her death had to be better than that - had to be the reason he never talks about it despite claiming that it was a party and he was legend when it happened.

I would give Alberta a pass for ‘potentially not knowing’ because she wasn’t there but neither was Hetty and Hetty’s the one to make the statement that ‘his heart exploded’, so they DO KNOW. So, no pass Alberta.

Third, Hetty like ruffles herself weirdly when Alberta goes into her “my death rocked” theory, and it’s only been a theory for 90 plus years, which intrigues me. Is it because she knows that Alberta’s right? Is it because Alberta’s doing that thing that the older ghosts get annoyed by (the talking / joking about their deaths) that the youngest ghosts minus Trevor do.

Sorry, he distracts me.

Lastly, is PETE. As we see below - he is once again the peacemaker. We don’t know if Hetty had another retort, but what we DO know is that Pete jumps in quickly - just like with Isaac/Sass - and offers some comfort.

What’s interesting about this comfort is that, at first, it seemed obvious that he was comforting Alberta about the possibility of her heart attack being her death, but NOW, I'm thinking - he’s offering TREVOR comfort. He wants TREVOR to feel less sad about his death, since he went from smiling and happy to upset at the topic. Trevor’s only been dead 20 years, so maybe he hasn’t gotten to the whole ‘mock my death’ part of accepting death like Alberta, Pete, and Flower.

OOOOh, could that work???

There’s stages of accepting ghost life / your death.

1. Don’t Talk about it - even though you’ve accepted it.

2. Joke about it because well, what else can you do?

3. Refuse to acknowledge it unless you have no choice.

4. Accept it but don’t go out of your way to bring it up.

Ah, Pete, making jokes about the arrow.

LMAO. FLOWER! WHAT??? Sass is so like ... these dumb idiots - why am I stuck with them?

LOL - Pete’s like “Uh, the Fuck question is that?” - Okay, he’s nicer than I am about it, but he’s like “Hello, obvious!” LOL.

ANYWAY. End of this scene! It was fun - I didn’t realize how much I could about just one scene but there was a lot of little tidbits about the characters in just the one scene that make A LOT more sense given the future episodes and how things tie together.

I love it. Anyway, this was fun (I feel like Tigger)

please feel free to reblog and come talk to me about this! :) OR Send asks :)

THanks!

#CBS ghosts #Ghosts CBS #trevor lefkowitz #Alberta Haynes #isaac higgintoot #sassapis #Hetty Woodstone #Thor #Flower #Pete Martino #Hello!#1x2 #meta

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queensy-asmodeus123x · 4 months

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What if kalmaar never was evil?

Kalmaar was bored and saw how nice his dad was to humans so he decided to turn himself into a human so he went to the library and read some books and finally he found the spell so he cast it on himself to see if it works and miraculously it worked so he went to the surface and lived there for 500 years he steals food and clothes from markets with no problem and has no problem sleeping at night he also changed his name to kellein (it’s sound like clean except it kel-lee-in)

500 years later

Trimaar was devastated thinking his son is dead so he grew overprotective of benthomaar thinking of he let him go he’ll die with kalmaar benthomaar knows why he’s overprotective so he listens to whatever trimaar says

With kalmaar:

Kalmaar was minding his business when he was suddenly harassed by random men on the streets so he fought them but the ninjas showed up and fought them for kalmaar he thanks them and the ninja asked if he would like to be escorted back home he complains he doesn’t has one and lives on the streets so the ninja took him in and now he lives with them and wu taught him ninja moves and he trains him a lot suddenly the golden weapon floated to him and turned him into the yellow ninja everyone was shocked and surprised but congratulated him for becoming a ninja kalmaar think he doesn’t deserve to be a ninja so he doesn’t goes on mission one day during training he accidentally uses an elemental power turns out he is the elemental master of sand the day after that there was a robbery and sensei wu forced kalmaar to go so he does and before the ninjas got a chance to beat them kalmaar beat the shit out of them easily everyone was shocked but didn’t say shit or do anything and informed sensei wu cuz no one learns ninja moves that fast sensei wu didn’t seem surprised but they all know something is up with kalmaar so they investigate while in the kitchen kalmaar ran and catches a cup that was about to fall the ninja note it to the strange kalmaar stuff and he does other things that suspicious the ninja but they don’t question at all so they don’t seem nosey

#ninjago kalmaar #kalmaar au #ninjago

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simplynotcapable · 11 months

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I’m curious, in that “Baelon is Visenya’s uncle ‘verse”:

A) how does that change - *if* it does - the relationship(s) between Daemon, Baelon, and Visenya?

Is Daemon more protective/platonically possessive of Visenya in that ‘verse? (aka “that’s *my* firstborn daughter you’re eyeing, nephew”)

B) if so, is Viserys having a grand old time, sitting there laughing about uncles, nieces, and karma?

Tangent - I really love that we know the words for family in High Valyrian and what they might imply about about family structures in Valyrian culture (for example, “kepa” being used for both father and father’s brother - especially since mother’s brother is “iapa” or “qybor”- suggests that a father’s male siblings might be seen as additional/surrogate fathers whereas a mother’s male siblings would take more of an “uncle role”). If I’m right, It definitely makes the creep/cringe factor of Daemyra in canon even worse 😬😂🤦‍♀️

Hi!!!

The relationship between Baelon and Daemon would still be largely the same, if not a little closer considering they’d be spending more time together.

I don’t think Visenya and Daemon’s would be much different from dragonglass and gold either, since she largely sees him as her father there anyway, but if anything they’d be less tightknit. Part of the reason the twins cleave so close to Daemon is their bad relationship with Viserys, and Visenya’s driving force is very much entangled with the fact that Daemon’s the only male authority figure she has that didn’t a) kill her mother and therefore show he does not give a flying fuck about the women in his life’s agency, and b) spend all his time around her bemoaning how she looks like said dead wife. In a life where Viserys is just her weird grandpa and she has two parents with a relatively healthy (psa: grooming is bad and never healthy kids, every modern!Daemon au should put him in prison for statutory) marriage, she isn’t really seeking that same validation from him. She’s always had from Daemon what she was missing from her relationship with Viserys, so she doesn’t have to go through the whole “love me please i’ll be worth it i swear just look at me” sort of thing that she does when Viserys is her father.

Daemon’s just her dad. He’s annoying. Makes kind of gross jokes. Keeps knocking up her mom even though there’s so gods-damn many kids running around that she wants to yank out all of her hair.

Daemon is 100% the dad that sits on the porch cleaning a gun when his daughter has their first date, so Baelon and Visenya’s friendship makes him very erratic. Just frothing at the mouth “what do you mean they went on a 3am flight alone i’m going to eat his pancreas raw” and “WHY IS HIS HAND ON HER BACK RIGHT NOW RHAENYRA” even though Baelon and Visenya have a mostly pretty platonic relationship for most of their childhood.

Viserys thinks this is karmic justice from the gods, is absolutely no help whatsoever, and uses it to very cheerfully fuck with Daemon all the time.

(Daemon: get your SON

Viserys: it’s perfectly innocent. what kind of uncle would seduce their fifteen year old niece?

Daemon:

Viserys: it isn’t like he’s bringing her to brothels

Daemon:

Viserys: or stealing her from her wedding

Daemon:

Viserys: that’d be an example of a bad uncle

Daemon:

Viserys: I’m calling you a—

Daemon: no yeah I got the message thanks)

I’ve never thought about the significance of kepa being a word for uncle and father, but that’s a really interesting point. The age gap and how young Nyra is when Daemon is starting to show interest is weird enough. Thinking about it through the lens of Daemon having this cultural responsibility to act as a father figure and instead being like “familial power as a stepping stone to being a child predator, a 500 page guide by Daemon Targaryen” makes it 1000x worse and also just more fascinating a dynamic than it already was.

Thank you!! 🩵

#hotd #house of the dragon #ao3 works #dragonglassandgold #silverandmoonstone

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fallen--leafs · 1 year

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Day 2

Morning comes, and the sleepover at Henry’s shack disperses. Duncan, Robbie and Henry strike out together to hunt tributes. They feel pretty well-equipped, given that they were either human before already, didn’t have their Augmentations removed, or… Reason for Duncan, and decide to hunt down some of the… Less favourable tributes. They don’t discuss this further. It is understood that they mean Anyone who they don’t Desperately want to keep alive. They are soon joined by Fina, a little cold, a little lost, but otherwise fine. They… Almost make a successful hunting party too! They track down my cave (somehow without running into me) and find Achilles and Honey there. We’ve already discussed how that goes <3

The party prowls on together, but doesn’t find much more success in the coming hours.

A few smaller groups form too. As Tick and Rex leave Henry’s shack, opting not to join the group starting there, they run into other people to ally with. Tick runs into Mattia, who looks frozen to the core. He couldn’t find a group last night, he says, and begs to just be chill for the day. Tick agrees! And the two move on. Rex runs into Cecil, who is still in a pretty chill mood after the little ghost story session last night! They vibe for a while.. At least until dusk falls. Perhaps Cecil can show off his spear-fishing talent? They can exchange what they saw at the cornucopia? Who knows.

Noon brings a bit of a remix for some people there! While Henry wants to keep getting a jump on other tributes, Robbie and Duncan are tired. They decide to invest some more time in a shelter for the night, maybe even a place to hide a fire. They split off, and Henry is joined by Cecil and Sorcha again. Perhaps Rex wasn’t as nice a company after all, or he chose to continue hunting alone, like he did in day 1? And Sorcha, who JUST escaped Kitty, is probably just about done with being Alone and Under Attack. A group might slit your throat at night, but that sure beats getting Jumped at every corner. The three of them run into me! Probably still searching for supplies while everyone else was having fun. I look around to offer at least Wick and Achilles to join – Honey didn’t seem toooo keen on fighting – but they are nowhere to be seen. Dad says Achilles was with him in the morning, which, ????? But anyway. We move on and… Again, don’t get super lucky, but do have a brief meeting with Prince Len! His tactic works – none of us really feel like killing a 15-year-old child who is kindly offering tea. Sorcha at this point even opts to split off, and rest at that shelter for now. Which… Would we kill the child? No. Would the child, who has lived through 500 years in undead society, kill us? Probably!! But we’ll see.

#HG Tag

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cbsghostsmetasandtrevor · 7 months

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CBS Ghosts - Hello! - The Ghosts' Solution

Warning: Spoilers may appear.

I love that Isaac’s just like “Okay, Troops” as if they’re his army under his command. I wonder if he just REALLY loves being the leader. It’s especially funny in a few gifs.

LMAO - Thor: Unknown waters are dangerous - unless Cod and Hetty starts off like “Yes, he must know - he’s a traveler” then two seconds later - “Damn it with the cod!”

At this point, Hetty (like the four older ghosts) have heard about Thor fondness for Cod for over a century and it’s like hearing my dad’s stories about the marines - fun at first, now boring.

I love the cod reactions through the show. Not just for Hetty, but all of them.

Anyway, I love that she makes the same face EVERY time she hears it.

Do the others appreciate his efforts? I would hope so.

Isaac’s a humble bragger - or just a bragger. He’s just like “Yes, I’m awesome” - oh Isaac, you forget who you live with.

I do like that Pete’s just intrigued like “Oooh, interesting.” I wonder if Pete is the one that everyone just info dumps, too? I feel like he's definitely sat there and listened to Isaac's stories.

I LOVE SASS - OMG! Isaac’s bragging (and perhaps Trevor, Flower and Alberta haven't heard this bit before) until Sass goes “you’re a dumbass - you didn’t win, you surrendered.”

Also, love Alberta’s little laugh. It’s so fun seeing their reactions.

LMAO! This is SO FUCKING FUNNY.

Isaac - it worked!

Sass - yeah but you died two weeks later.

Isaac - it worked, damnit! That was the point.

IDK I love it because it makes me wonder how they survived the last two centuries with each other or it’s like brotherly teasing at this point. Either way, FUNNY.

Also - they all know you’re good at talking, Isaac, they’ve heard it a lot - they’ve LIVED (Afterlived)? with you for YEARS - Centuries in Sass’ case.

I love that Thor & Hetty are next to each other in this scene. Just because Thor is SO FREAKING EXTRA and Hetty’s like - you have a point until - Woah there buddy!

Like she probably agrees with him until he goes a step too far and then she raises her hands as if to stop him gently.

I wonder if they’ve ever talked about that / used Ghost Court to make him chill out - I mean, it’s not working, but...how many times has he been banished?

Sass looks so over it - he’s been with the guy for 500 years, so at this point...

Flower’s like “let’s change the subject”...

Flower’s on the side of keeping the livings - probably because their afterlives have been SO boring, while the older ghosts argue otherwise.

This is very interesting - Thor, Isaac, and Hetty are hardcore against the livings staying because “they’ll be overrun” BUT Sass seems indifferent, while the younger ghosts are game for it.

Anyway, I digress. You can see that she’s obviously been listening to Isaac because of what he says next.

Given that we later learn that before Pete died, no one compromised on anything and they fought ALL the time, you have to wonder if this was and still is a problem not yet, resolved.

Speaking of Pete...

He’s SO USED TO STEPPING IN AS A MEDIATOR that he jumps in before Isaac can even think of a response - we don’t even see Isaac’s non-verbal reaction because Pete jumps in so quickly.

Also, I wonder how long he’s been thinking about this? Since the scare? All night? During this convo? He seems very well prepared.

Finally, it’s a great idea for a peaceable way solve the problem.

I also think that he felt a connection with Sam (and it's already turned into more of a crush) since she talked to him (albeit briefly) and the vase is the reason she can see them.

And naturally, he agrees with Pete - who was the only one to side and support him when Hetty accused him of murder.

Especially because they have similar party pasts, and Alberta's not afraid to be involved in dirty dealings or sex conversations - she's as much of a voyeur as Trevor is and it's clear early on.

Also, it’s interesting that it appears 4 vs 4 - young versus old.

It’s so fun!

Also, he fist bumps her shoulder and smiles so happily at her as he listens to her discuss the positives. :)

OOOOOH! Okay BIG SPOILERS HERE:

DAMN HETTY - you’re HARSH here. You could just let it go, you could just support her or ignore her statement, but you KNOW she was murdered, Hetty! You were THERE and know who did it! Like WHAT??? WHY would you straight up gaslight her into believing that she died of a heart attack?

Ouch. Anyway. I’ll probably keep track - how many times does this come up and how many times does she attempt to gaslight Alberta into believing otherwise?

Also, one other note - why the F does Alberta WANT to be murdered? Who wants to be murdered? People get murdered for non-fabulous/famous reasons... like most serial killer victims.

Okay, some notes here:

OOOH, interesting - he’s the ONLY one not to of the four youngest main ghosts... Is it because of this Alberta/Hetty exchange? Could he feel like it wasn’t fun or cool enough to talk about? Aw, poor Trevor. He always wanted to be the popular/cool person and essentially he died in 'the lame' way instead of a cool way, according to Alberta. That has to hurt. Especially since the younger ghosts have 'cool' deaths:

Alberta - murder

Flower - bear attack

Pete - arrow by child

Steph - chainsaw killer

and then, Trevor... took two pills and made his heart explode, no wonder he doesn't do that 'joke - talk about it' thing. Awwww.

Sorry, he distracts me.

What’s interesting about this comfort is that, at first, it seemed obvious that he was comforting Alberta about the possibility of her heart attack being her death (this makes sense given his crush), but NOW, I'm thinking - he’s offering TREVOR comfort. He wants TREVOR to feel less sad about his death, since he went from smiling and happy to upset at the topic. Trevor’s only been dead 20 years, so maybe he hasn’t gotten to the whole ‘mock my death’ part of accepting death like Alberta, Pete, and Flower.

OOOOh, could that work???

There’s stages of accepting ghost life / your death.

1. Don’t Talk about it - even though you’ve accepted it.

2. Joke about it because well, what else can you do?

3. Refuse to acknowledge it unless you have no choice.

4. Accept it but don’t go out of your way to bring it up.

Ah, Pete, making jokes about the arrow. He does this probably the most. He and Alberta are in love with talking about their deaths. Match made in purgatory? JK

LMAO. FLOWER! WHAT??? HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW - like it's so obvious!

HAHAHA. Sass is so like ... these dumb idiots - why am I stuck with them?

LOL - Pete’s like “Uh, the Fuck question is that?” - Okay, he’s nicer than I am about it, but he’s like “Hello, obvious!” LOL.

I love it. Anyway, this was fun (I feel like Tigger)

please feel free to reblog and come talk to me about this! :) OR Send asks :)

Thanks!

#cbs ghosts #ghosts cbs #trevor lefkowitz #Hello!#isaac higgintoot #sasappis #pete martino #alberta haynes #hetty woodstone #Thor #Flower

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elixirvitae · 1 year

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Hello! If you do them, could I have some general Alu personality headcanons please? Thank you! Feel free to ignore this otherwise.

Sure! When I started on this, I realized I have so many thoughts I didn't really know where to start or what to include, so if you want anything more particular or specific, please let me know! The first portion references the Myers-Briggs typology assessment, which breaks down individuals' hard-wiring and how they behave and interact with the world around them. There are 16 results and obviously people (and 500 year old vampires) can't be entirely defined by such a simple tool. And as always, my interpretation is mine, and any disagreements are totally valid.

ISTP: Introverted, Sensory, Thinking, Perceptive

Introversion is how Alucard presents himself. He is relatively reserved and collected as an individual when he isn’t manic in combat. In the manga particularly other characters tend to find him alone, and while I certainly wouldn’t say he’s uncomfortable in groups, he seems to be most at ease when he’s alone (like binge eating and falling asleep in his chair like a Dad) or among the two people he’s closest to, being Integra and Walter.

Sensory inclined individuals are more interested and best suited for dealing with things they can touch, see, smell, etc. Alucard isn’t very interested in pursuing data to process intuitively to form concepts and theories, he likes things he can put his hands or mouth on, or hear, or shoot. This usually means a person likes to work with their hands, and over the years he’s probably picked up some skills that allow him to tinker, or deconstruct and reconstruct.

Thinking sits across from Feeling in the MBTI concept, and I think we can all agree that Alucard is not the best at processing feelings. He compartmentalizes until the dam breaks, and we see how well he handled Seras’ discomfort in Brazil. When yelling at her didn’t work and she started crying, he just shut down and turned away from her. He is more geared towards thinking and making assessments of things. In his human life, he was known to be a very gifted tactician, and despite being outnumbered on quite a few occasions, he managed to drive back his enemies and do some serious damage to them.

He’s inclined more toward perception than judging, which are the two ends of the spectrum in the MBTI theory. This means he likes things open-ended and flexible. He’s not particularly interested in trying to whittle things down so that they fit into a simple box of understanding based on existing assessments of similar things; he finds spontaneity and chaos to be much more entertaining and he makes several comments about how humans’ unpredictable and chaotic nature keeps him engaged in a world he is otherwise weary of.

Over the years he has become pretty variable in his tastes and moods. He seems perfectly in place drinking red wine from his own reserve, and other times he’s happy to knock back a cheap bottle of Jameson. We see him sitting in his penthouse suite grinning while recalling the charm of cheap hotels.

In a similar vein,sometimes you’ll hear Chopin being played from the record player in the den in the middle of the night. Other nights you might hear Muddy Waters, or Vera Lynn, and then later that same evening Depeche Mode or Mike Patton or Queen from the stereo. But however broad his tastes are, when he doesn’t like something he will drag it for filth.

Interestingly, he does not always mind small talk. It’s not particularly interesting, but it’s a skill he’s quite adept in, and it can be a creature comfort of sorts, given how much of his time he spends alone. He’d never admit it though.

Most of the time he’s pretty chill and collected, but with the right entertainment (or spirits) he can be excitable. It’s never over anything very healthy; it’s usually violence, chaos, or substances that get him riled up but he has a lot of fun.

He’s a hedonist, and pretty consistently plays the role of the devil on people’s shoulder. He’s happy to entice people to loosen up and engage in vices. The exception (sometimes) is Integra, but he’s never the one to lecture her on doing the right or healthy thing (for example, he made a single initial comment when she started smoking but when she dismissed him he never mentioned it again and will occasionally smoke with her.

#alucard hc #thanks for the ask!

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georgiapeach30513 · 2 years

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What is Posie and Carter’s relationship like? Are you still going to write when Iris told James about her having Posie and his reaction to it?

Posie is definitely closer with Story, but she does have a sweet relationship with Carter. Like when Dayton had his accident, a little six-year-old Posie was only talking to Carter. If ever James and Iris went on a couples vacation, Posie always stayed with Carter and Story. So in ways, she was their first child.

🖤🖤🖤🖤

Soon

Summary: Iris talks to James.

Pairings: James X Iris

Rating: mild

Warnings: a bit of an outburst from James, 18+ ONLY

Word Count: 500

Desperate Lives AU Masterlist

James Rogers Masterlist

James sits on an opposite couch from Iris, his hazel eyes looking over at his dad and Bucky, and Ransom beside Iris. She leans forward putting her hands on her knees, and gives him a big smile, “I’ve kinda been keeping something from you, Jamey.”

He grimaces, looking back at his dad, scared of what the love of his life could have been keeping from him, “Hey,” she whispers leaning closer to him to cup his cheek. “It’s not bad news. We just wanted you to have a clearer head.”

“Ris, I’m sorry.”

“You’re here with me, so I’m not,” she gives him a smile. Her eyes going glassy. “Remember when we were kids, and we’d play house? We’d name our babies? And then we got older and you’d come into my apartment and we’d really be serious about naming babies?”

“That’s all I ever wanted was to become your husband and father to your babies.”

“We got one of those boxes checked off,” James shakes his head no, looking back up at Steve. “She’s perfect and beautiful. She’s got your laugh, and your eyes.”

“She?” he pushes her hand off of him, throwing both his hands over his face.

“Iris, this may be too stressful,” Bucky takes a step closer to the couple, but James shakes his head no. Rubbing his hands roughly down his face, unable to stop his tears.

“Tell me more. Ris, what’s her name?”

“Posie Sarah Rogers,” he releases a sound between crying and laughing. “She’s so sweet. She loves watching home videos with you in them. Even gets excited at the sound of your voice.”

“No she doesn’t.”

“She does. Your mom and dad watch videos with her, too. Story tells her about you. Lucy has illustrated a little book for her. Aster sits with me and her watching videos. She knows you.”

“I wanna meet her,” both him and Iris turn to look at Bucky, who gives a small shake of his head. “I can’t…I can’t meet my daughter? Bucky, why?”

“You just found out about her,” Steve has to look away when James whispers out a please. “We brought you pictures of her, and videos.”

“It’s not the same,” James outbursts, and Ransom pulls Iris back on the couch, and further away from James. “I’m sorry. Ris, I didn’t mean. I just…she’s…ugh,” his fists hit at his head, repeating a round of I’m sorry.

“Jamey, soon. You’ll get to see her soon.”

“I have a daughter?”

“Yeah, Sarge, you’ve got a beautiful baby girl. You wanna look at me? Wanna continue our conversation or watch some videos of her?”

“Yeah, I wanna see her. You think she’ll know me?”

“Yeah, I do. We’ve made sure she knows your voice. And soon, she’ll know your touch.”

Masterlist

#desperate lives #desperate lives au #desperate verse #da au #dau #da au request #james rogers #iris drysdale #posie rogers #james rogers x iris drysdale

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cishetamine · 1 year

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lily rose depp

they were calling her a nepo baby

ticketmaster investigation

i waited in that queue for 7 fucking hours

i waited 7 hours

and my dad waited 7 hours

the cheapest tickets were like $200

and taylor swift’s apology was so fucking bullshit

i do feel like it wasn’t totally in her control

harry stiles and ed sheeran

they

he’s the #1 most listened person on spotify!

i was so pissed off on tuesday

i saw how long the queue was when i tried to join

he paid like $500 for VIP

the fees are bad!

yeah they add up!

i’ve been scouting out tickets

it was row 2 of the 3rd tier

it should’ve been 80, it bumped up to 120 in fees

so i decided i was

there’s an app they were promoting on tiktok

you pay like a monthly membership and u get like a shitload of discounts

i hope ticketmaster gets like taken down

this is the community college i’m gonna go to!

i’d be terrified to—

did you sign up for classes next semester?

hopefully i can transfer to UIC

wait what

are you..a sophomore with your credits?

seems like their studies were interrupted

college algebra i should be okay with but biology is just not my thing

i’m gonna take speech next semester, which is required for PR

it’s so fun watching her interact with the snow

baby’s first snow

public speaking

it’s a requirement for my major

my brother took it for

business degree

i hate listening to my voice on camera

you have to talk abt stupid things

he did his on why videogames are like bad for kids

which they don’t talk abt in college as much these days. bc they’re like too talked about

the last 2 months of my philosophy class last year we just did political debates like every single day

ppl are afraid teachers won’t grade them fairly bc there’s lots of opinion and bias

canadian college

abortion and euthanasia were all not allowed

ooh there’s the dugout

is that a bar?

is that the rooftop right there?

it’s actually really cute.

ohh! he’s going on a cruise i think! with like regina’s family over thanksgiving.

he straight up told me that [pronoun indecipherable] doesn’t like having sex

like receiving it?

you’re so selfish

what’s wrong with you!

i saw her private story

all she does is post like carter and monty, that’s it.

when she got accepted she said she hasn’t even toured it yet

she skipped it to go to starbucks with us

i’ve never met anyone lazier in my fucking life

community college

you don’t wanna end up like her that’s for sure

my mom said

if you’re gonna drop out and never go back,

i was telling

holding me here against my will

your family needs a reality tv show

it would get so many views

sister

my parents had to flush her pills down the toilet

bc you’re only supposed to be taking them for like 2 weeks

her like SCREAMING in the background. like SCREAMING

she was hooked on oxy

i’m excited for the new season

they canceled it!

They canceled it?!!??

there was rumors about a bunch of major actors leaving the show

sidney sweeney

trump supporter

i love when the internet comes in with opinions

i feel like you can’t really cancel an actor unless they do something

armie hammer! yeah he works at a hotel now

there was like leaked—

just got put on netflix which is like, shit timing

everyone likes the summer in italy

i’ve always liked

2 more stops

i don’t know…i don’t see the appeal

it doesn’t look that great to me but i want to see it

don’t worry darling

i didn’t neeed to see it

walk out of the theater like after watching interstellar

if you’re not gonna make a sequel don’t you dare leave a movie un..

i know the harry stans are going crazy right now.

i look at him more and more like he’s not all that. he looks like a lot of other people

great personality, but

he’s that one person who’s like too into tiktok trends like he’s right behind them

i’ve never been to a harry styles concert but

it also pissed me off how long it took him to reveal what the gender was

there was like a part 2 like what the fuck, just put it in 1 video!

i wish i’d got starbucks before i came here

we’re going to a cafe!

yeah but

very.. adult drinks

do you need your chocolate—

haha yeah, kinda!

i like the sugar cookie—

the gingerbread latte

my sister

you were there for this

my sister was like:

i can’t wait for christmas so i can get a peppermint mocha!

and i was like how many times do i have to tell you: you can get a peppermint mocha year round!

yeah, but it’s different when it’s christmas!

hits different

#chicago #eavesdropping #southbound red line #3 young white women about college age

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amor-immortalem · 2 years

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A Surprise Party for You pt. 2

Part 1

Summary: Arella’s birthday is coming up and the Brothers are throwing her a surprise birthday party. Mammon enlists the help of his three eldest children to keep their mother entertained. What kind of activity will the three half-demons come up with?

“I’m bored…” Henry sighs into his phone as he waits for his aunt to join him for his part of the event. How he’d let his older cousins and parents talk him into helping with this he’d never know. “At least I get cell reception in here do I can do my gacha rolls… what’s more R.A.D. really doesn’t change all that much does it?”

“No, according to father the school hasn’t been remodeled in at least 500 years. Where are you anyway? What memory is your room based off of?” Solaris mumbles on the other side of the call. “And at least consider yourself lucky that you didn’t have to bring a change of clothes with you I did. Whoever decided to go the order that she made her pacts is going to have words with me...”

“I’m in the old Student Council room. You know the one that they don’t use now that the Student Council turned into the Board of Directors? And wasn’t it your dad that was the one who decided that?” Henry muses, “Well, I guess it doesn’t matter that much. I just don’t want to go to the party- you know uncle Asmo probably invited literally everyone and anyone... all those people there are gonna make my skin crawl.” As the purple-haired teen grimaces as a portal starts to spark open. “Oh! She’s here, I’ll let you go.”

Henry quickly hangs up the phone as Arella pops through the open portal before it closes with a ‘schwp’ sound.

“Well, that was a smoother transition than the car ride...” The human sighs, “He must’ve gotten more pointers from Solomon the last time he was here.”

“Auntie! Happy Birthday!” Henry waves her over from the two podiums he’s stationed at, “Are you ready to continue the game?”

“Thank you, Henry.” Arella smiles as she approaches the makeshift stage. “So what item am I after in this room?”

“Alright, check it! Almost 30 years ago, you faced off against my dad to figure out which one of you was the biggest TSL nerd! Hidden here in this replica of the Student Council room are the buzzers in which you two used to signal you were ready to answer! If you find those, you’ll be free to go on to the next room! This room also has a time limit to it- if you go over the allotted time... Well, nothing will happen, but you should still strive to beat the clock!” Dramatically the future Avatar of Envy strikes a pose causing Arella to laugh.

“There’s a time limit, is there? How long?”

“An hour. You shouldn’t need that long though.”

The human nods as she sets off in search of the buzzers.

・・・〆・・・

By the time Arella finds the last buzzer she only has a minute to spare. That was more challenging than she had expected.

“Who would’ve thought they’d be right in plain sight on the podiums,” Henry says as he watches the buzzers start to glow. It was time to see the memory associated with them.

“It’s no fair! How come your questions are so much easier than mine?!” Henry watches as his Levi, thoroughly irritated, complains. “I’m losing to a normie like you?! I can hardly believe it! I won’t stand for it, you must be cheating somehow!”

“Levi calm down,” Satan reprimands the third born, “You’re already such an expert on the material we just really wanted to see how much you truly knew.”

His younger brother’s words do nothing to calm the Avatar of Envy’s anger and before anyone knew it, he began his attack. Henry watches with wide blue-to-purple eyes as the illusion of his father whips his tail at the younger version of his aunt and she calls out for his uncle to save her. Before the blow could land however, Lucifer is there to swoop in and save the day as the scene fades away and the pair are left standing in the escape room.

“That was... intense...” the teen sighs.

“It was. It wasn’t much fun in the moment either. That was the first time I really realized that your father- or any of your uncles for that matter- could kill if they wanted to. It didn’t stop me from pushing my luck though.” Arella hums as another portal opens for her. “Well, I’ll get going now.”

“Good luck on the rest of your rooms, Auntie.” Is all Henry can say as she disappears.

・・・〆・・・

And so, the rest of the game carries on much the same way. Room after room she was able to find each item with varying levels of ease. Once Arella came to the last room, she was greeted by the future Avatar of Pride in the replica of her old bedroom in the House of Lamentation. The Human’s green eyes widened at the realization of what item she was looking for here. All of the rooms had been linked to a prominent moment she’d had with each of the brothers- most often, it corresponded to the memory of when she’d forged her pact with that specific brother.

The only two so far to not follow that formula were the rooms corresponding to Satan and Belphegor. Now it seemed that Lucifer’s would be just as different as the fourth and seventh borns’ had been.

“You got through the other rooms really quickly...” The black-and-orange-haired cambion smiles. “I was afraid you wouldn’t be able to make before the time ran out.”

“Even if I did run out of time, I would still play the game. You all worked hard to set it up for me so it would be sad if I didn’t get to finish it.” Arella looked around the room as she smiled. “So, I think I know what I’m looking for but... well, I hope I’m wrong because the memory associated with it is kind of heavy...”

“You’re looking for the item that was planned to be used to sever you from your magic.”

“The Night Dagger...” her face gains a grim expression to it. “Well, I’d better start looking...”

Solaris nods as he takes a seat on her old bed.

“If it's any consolation... the memory you’ll see has nothing to do with what happened with the Night Dagger. Father wanted you to see a happier memory with someone who passed a long time ago...”

“Thank you.” she smiles, “That makes things better.”

・・・〆・・・

She’s looked everywhere for that stupid knife, but it seemed to be nowhere to be found. It isn’t until she searches the bed that she finds it. The dagger glitters and shines in the light of the bedroom as she and Solaris stare at it and suddenly room changes as the door bursts open. The human’s head whips around before her eyes widen in shock.

“Arella! He proposed! He proposed!” There standing in the door way, practically vibrating with excitement was her childhood friend and the mother of her nephew.

“Aubrie, that’s wonderful! Congratulations!” Arella watches as a past version of herself rushes through them to throw her arms around the orange-haired human as she shows off the beautiful diamond ring. “I’m so happy for you.”

“It almost feels like a dream... I never thought we’d get here...” There’s a soft smile on her lips as a warm light envelopes the memory and it fades away.

“That was...” Solaris’ voice is soft as he fights back the urge to cry. “Do you miss her?”

“Very much so...” Arella smiles sadly. “She at peace now. It was nice to see her and hear her voice again after so long. This was a wonderful activity to do on my birthday. Thank you for helping your cousins pull this off.”

“I... yeah, it was no problem.” The half-demon smiles, “The games not over yet though. There’s still one more challenge waiting for you through that door. Good luck.”

“Thank you,” The human nods as she grips the door knob and crosses through the threshold.

On the other side of the door, Arella finds herself in a forested area with a well-traveled foot path laid out in front of her. Looking around, it’s very clear she’s not in the Devildom anymore or if she is, it’s not a part she seen before despite having lived here on and off for the past 20 plus years.

The sky was a light sea green color above her and to her right she could see a mountain range peeking through the trees. They seemed to gleam and glimmer like the range was comprised solely of gemstones. To her left there was a vast city of gold with a castle just a grand as the Demon Lord’s castle nestled right in the city’s center. Could this be?

“So ya got through all the rooms, huh?” When Arella turns, she sees Azalea standing next to her in her demon form. “Did ya enjoy it?”

“I did. I had a lot of fun thanks to you, your brothers, and your cousins but I can’t help but feel like this whole thing was meant to be some kind of diversion to keep me busy. Anyway, where are we?”

“I mean you wouldn’t be wrong... but I can’t tell ya why we’re doin’ this. It would ruin the surprise. As for where we are... we’re in Hell. The Fourth Layer to be exact. I thought you should at least get a chance to see it since you’ll never be able to come down here with Dad. I remember overhearin’ the two of ya talk about you wantin’ to come down here at some point...”

At her daughter’s words, the human nods. “So, what do I need to do here?”

Azalea only smiles as she takes off. “Chase me!”

・・・〆・・・

Everything was all set and ready to go. Now the only thing left to do was go home and change before coming back wait for the guest of honor herself. Mammon could barely contain himself- the look of surprise on her face would be all the reward itself. Despite how many years she’d been with them, they’d never thrown her a proper birthday party before.

“Papa,” Mammon’s so distracted he barely notices his youngest is tugging on his hand, trying to get his attention.

“What’s up, bud?”

“When’s Mama gonna get here? I’m bored and I wanna go home.”

“The party won’t start for another two hours so we’re gonna go home right now. We gotta change into some nicer clothes anyway.”

“Finally,” The black-haired boys sighs in relief before he fully processes what his father’s just said. “Wait, we gotta come back?! I don’t wanna.”

“Mahlon don’t start. There’s no one else that’s gonna be home to watch ya and you can celebrate your mother on her birthday. She works hard all year round- it's the least you could do. Now, walk with me.”

The five year old only puffs out his cheeks as Mammon takes him by the hand and walks him to the car.

・・・〆・・・

Aurelius is at home getting dressed for the party when Mammon finally gets Mahlon through the door. The teen grimaces when he hears the child being fussy and throwing a fit about having to go back to the castle. He knows his father is pretty pressed for time right now considering he couldn’t get his outfit laid out before he had to leave or else his mother would have known right away what they were planning.

“Mahlon, I already told you, ya can’t stay home by yourself and your mother would want to you to be at the party to celebrate with her anyway.”

“But I wanna stay home! I don’t wanna go back out.”

“Dude, what are you so pressed about anyway?” Having heard enough of the exchange, the white-and-black-haired half-demon decides to take over so Mammon could go get ready. “I’ll deal with this so you can go get ready.”

“Thanks. I got his outfit ready last night. It’s hanging in his closet so if you could get him dressed while I’m in the shower, I would appreciate it.”

“Will do. Cyrus just left to get Solaris from the last site like 15 minutes ago, so he’ll meet us at the castle. Also, Thirteen text me earlier and told me to tell you that she would be able to make it tonight since she tried to call you earlier, but you didn’t pick up.”

“Cool. Thanks ‘Relius.” Is all the Avatar of Greed says as he disappears up the stairs.

・・・〆・・・

“This way! Hurry!” Azalea calls as she jogs down the corridor while Arella was hot on her heels. “C’mon, Mum, ya gotta be faster than that if you wanna catch me!” She’d taken her mother all over the little recreation of the Fourth Layer until they’d reached the castle. This was the last leg of the game. Soon enough they would reach a door that Barbatos had linked to the ballroom doors of the Demon Lord’s Castle.

“I’m going as fast as I can,” The human laughs as she gives one final push, and she crashes into her daughter as the two go barreling through the door. On the other side, Arella is met with the sound of party poppers being set off as confetti rained down around her.

“SURPRISE!”

And Arella certainly is. She’d known her husband was up to something this morning, but an actual birthday party was the last thing the she would have expected.

“You guys, I’m-”

“Shocked, speechless?” Asmo is the first to step forward, throwing their arms around the human in a tight hug. “Happy Birthday, Birthday Buddy.”

She can only nod as she returns the hug just as tight.

“We know you don’t exactly like big parties,” Beel steps up next.

“But we thought maybe you might appreciate it this year,” It’s Belphegor’s turn to speak this time.

“You guys will never know how much I appreciate it. This must’ve been a lot of work.” Arella pulls the two into a hug.

“It definitely was,” Satan hums as he looks around, “But the look on your face was worth it. Happy Birthday, Arella. I hope you’ve enjoyed it so far.”

“I have. I had a great day thanks to all the kids.”

“That’s good. I was worried Henry my put a damper on things... Originally, he wanted to just stay in his room all day and not help his cousins. Isa and I were just barely able to get him to agree to help.”

“That’s odd... he seemed super into the escape room. Speaking of Isabella, where did she and the rest of my sister in laws run off to?”

“They’re in the kitchen helping Barbatos and Luke get the cake out here,” Diavolo comments. “Happy Birthday, my friend. Congratulations on another year.” He offers the human another hug.

“Thank you, Sir. I’m glad I get to spend it with you all.”

“The feeling is mutual,” Lucifer says as he seemingly pops up out of nowhere. “And I think the rest of my brothers would agree. You’re a special human, don’t forget it.”

“I don’t think I ever could. Thank you, Lucifer. For earlier- the memory from the escape room.”

“You don’t have to say it. I know you miss her as much as I do so I thought it would be nice to see her again. Even if it was only through a memory.” The first-born smiles.

The human only nods at that as she feels arms wrap around her shoulders.

“Guess who!” Thirteen declares as she covers Arella eyes with her hands and presses a kiss to her cheek.

“Thirteen? You said you wouldn’t be able to make my birthday because of work.”

“Perhaps I just wanted to surprise you,” The reaper smiles, “Looks like I was outdone by Mammon and his plotting though...”

“I’m just happy to have you here. It doesn’t matter who outdid who. Speaking of, where did that demon of mine disappear to?" Arella looks around for him but can’t manage to spot him.

“Outside. Mahlon’s been acting like a serious brat ever since we all got back after going home to change our clothes,” Cyrus says as he approaches the group. “He’s seriously been pushing Dad’s buttons on purpose so that Dad’ll take him home like he wants.”

“It’s getting old real fast,” Aurelius sighs sporting a nice black eye from when his younger brother had hit him earlier, “I don’t know what’s eating at him today...”

“Aurelius, your eye- how did that happen?” Arella gently brushes her thumb over the injury on her second youngest’s face.

“The brat punched me while I was trying to get him dressed... I tried to ice it earlier. Does it look that bad?”

“A little...” The human nods. “I’ll go talk to him.”

“And I can get you some foundation to cover up the bruising, just come with me.” Asmo quickly escorts their nephew away to the coat room to get their purse and Arella takes her leave to check in on her husband and youngest.

As she almost to the doors, she’s stopped by her youngest two nephews, Oliver and Hakan. “Auntie where’re you going? It’s almost time for cake!”

“I'm just going to check on your uncle and cousin,” The human smiles as she turns to the seven and eight year old boys.

“Okay!” Hakan smiles, “Make sure you come back soon and have a big piece of cake with us, promise?”

“I promise.” She smiles as she ruffles the boy’s orange hair before finally pushing the doors open and stepping outside.

“I told you I wanna go home!”

“And I told you no one is gonna be home to watch ya and I’m not making any of your siblings leave the party. C’mon, we’re only gonna be here for only a couple of hours more, can’t ya just be good for that amount of time?”

Mahlon puffs out his cheeks. He looks like he wants to throw hands, so Arella clears her throat to get their attention and prevent the situation from escalating any further.

“What’s all this about now?” She asks.

“Mama!” The black-haired half-demon runs over to her as she picks him up. “Mama! I wanna go home. This isn’t how we celebrate your birthday.”

“I know, we did things a little different today than usual, but would you put up with it for me? Pretty please?”

The child looks like he’s considering it as he grumbles, “Fine but only because you asked...”

“Are you kidding me!” Mammon exclaims as Arella chuckles softly and Malon turns his head and sticks hit tongue out at the demon. “You little-”

“Ah, ah, no fighting, you two. Let’s go back to the party. I think they’re about to bring the cake out.”

“Sounds good to me,” The white haired demon hums as he joins the human, and they re-enter the ball room just as the cake is being placed on the table.

・・・〆・・・

As the party wound down to a close and it was time to head home, Arella collapses down into the passenger seat of Mammon’s car.

“You look thoroughly exhausted,” Thirteen smiles as she sets Mahlon down in the back seat. “Did you have a good time?”

“The best.” She hums, “I do think I ate too much cake though.”

“That’s good, I was worried you wouldn’t have had that much fun with a five-year-old clinging to your hip all night...” The reaper climbs into the backseat after buckling the half-demon in.

“It was still good. This was a break from our normal routine where we just stay home all day and then go out for dinner so that’s why he was so bothered.”

“He still didn’t have to act like a brat though...” Mammon sighs as he climbs in the driver seat. “Ready, ladies?”

With a nod from the human and reaper, the demon takes off for home so the adults could continue the celebration in their own way.

・・・〆・・・

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A/N: Thanks for reading!

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