#and it’s tRUE!

[howelljenkins]

love taking personality tests they’re always like you’re smart and kind and we love you

#and it’s true! #thank you clifton strengths love you too

[starbuck]

sometimes you’re so stressed you feel like you’re going to die and you feel like you can’t do anything right and are a complete fraud collapsing under the weight of everything you have to accomplish and then all of a sudden you come up with a cheap, easy, and innovative solution to a complex problem which can be implemented immediately and go “oh yeah, i AM a capable person, actually.”

#wild wild wild #i am SO spent mentally and emotionally - but we’re getting through it!!!!! #gonna maybe talk to my manager today about planning ahead for a little time off in April because i think i’ll calm down a ton #if i have a trip planned #nothing CRAZY of course… but something to break up the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA of it all #kinda looking forward to picking a place honestly… #i can go ANYWHERE i want #that feels good #and it’s true! #and everything will be okay

[litt1e-prince]

saw a post about how DBK and PIF are bad parents and if I had less self control I’d make a whole post explaining why they are good parents cause you see-

#lays down u don’t get it #he didn’t see his dad for 500 years he doesn’t know what his dad is like or how his dad will react #so red son constantly overshoots to make his dad proud #and even tho he fails a WHOOOOLE BUNCH #his dad (who also hasn’t seen his son in 500 years and doesn’t know who he is or how he reacts to things) #constantly gives him the chance time and time again to fail and try again #cause he can tell that this is importsnt— THEY ARE BONDING #THEY DANCE AROUND EACH OTHER AWKWARDLY BUT ITS THEM BONDING #rubs eyes I gotta go back to sleep but I have lots of thoughts about the demon bull family #mainly cause I was watching this whole show with friends and they were all like #‘wow that family sucks. they all suck. why does dbk keep giving his son a chance? just tell him no and do it yourself’ #and I slowly watched the opinions turn into ‘they’re a good family. he loves his wife so much and he would do anything for his son’ #and it’s tRUE! #I think in the beginning it’s meant to be implied they’re all horrible towards each other cause they’re demons #it’s meant to warp your perspective until later episodes and you realise that was just them bonding #cause its tang telling the story right? so I’m guessing he just jumps and assumes a bunch unreliable narrator type beat #I say it’s tang telling the story cause it ends/starts with him and he’s constantly writing down in his diary the tales #LIKE WUKONG AND NEZHAS FIGHT- if he wrote it down from Nezhas perspective it would prolly be different but we only saw wukong perspective #so that’s what tang writes down (and this what the audience sees) #it’s why there’s that whole thing of seeing the bad guys version of events but not seeing wukongs- which is why people like macaque so much #oh I could analyse this show so much #me? me? I’m ill I could connect dots that don’t even exist #smudgie talk

[zombiesun]

got adopted as the grandchild of this very nice Jersey woman who reminds me a lot of my grandmother today and she’s going to teach me how to sew!

#vin.text #me manifesting connections: I need someone on my level #the universe (repeatedly sends me connections with some over forty) #and it’s true!

[vinatintasupernovita]

how much lying on the internet can i do today

#heard someone come up w a funny conspiracy theory that shakespeare was american bc what british person could write something that good #and it’s true! #so i’m gonna lie bc i don’t think people know shakespeares lifetime years OR when america was founded #fresa is rambling

[jessepinwheel]

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

#maybe the true eldritch horror is the shrimp we met along the way

[chongoblog]

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

#based on a true story #im cooking more which is super cool

[rslashrats]

i hate that this is on “bad two sentence horror” because its actually good

#its also true

[correctopinionhaver]

#humans #true but many take it too far #top

[loathsome-sickness]

"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen

#am i arguing with random 'philosophical' type villains in my own head? #yes #it's a favourite past time of mine i hate every one of those 'i know the true nature of humans because i did horrible things to them' types #with every part of my soul

[filiseverus]

The Barbie movie reminded me about how when I was little my parents were upset that I kept making my Barbie dolls kiss, so they bought me a Ken doll. The next day they found me having a funeral for poor Ken in the garden, he had died of tuberculosis. All the Barbies were in attendance and I buried him under our rose bush. The Barbies were too poor to afford a headstone (it was 1875) so I didn’t mark where the grave was and I never could find him again. He’s probably still there.

#barbie movie #barbie #feminism #ken #ken doll #i’m just ken #my writing #true story #ryan gosling #barbie dolls #greta gerwig #margot robbie #oppenheimer #barbenheimer #if you ever find a Ken doll wrapped in toilet paper that’s mine sorry

[leavemebetosleep]

when I was a kid for some reason I thought Lola Bunny's last name was "Rabbit" and that she was actually Jessica and Roger's daughter. And the reason she wasn't in the original Loony Tunes is just that she wasn't born yet

I mean can you blame me. Look them and look at her. She's got a good blend of both of their features.

#thinking about toons made me remember this #who framed roger rabbit #lola bunny #looney tunes #honestly I wish this was true it would be so fun #1k post #5k post #10k post #20k post #30k post

[lexosaurus]

Me: Okay, it's time for bed. Tumblr: Wait don't go. You can hit people for free.

#boop #april fools #tumblr #true story

[savaralyn2]

Dungeon Meshi - Happy New Year 2024!

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #translation #laios #marcille #falin #laios has got the true deranged energy #ryoko kui

[animusrox]

"You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them" Starter Pack

#filmedit #filmgifs #memes #moviegifs #dailyflicks #chewieblog #bblecher #fight club #userrobin #usergal #nessa007 #userbrittany #userlera #useraurore #american psycho #dune #breaking bad #taxi driver #a clockwork orange #scarface #joker #true detective #new jack city #training day #the boys #paddington #gifs #movie #tv #kane52630

[xekstrin]

One of the most memorable interactions was Saturday. Into our booth strolls a small family, tempted by free samples of freshly brewed tea. We chatter and give them the spiel, that the tea is character merch and we’re a cozy health-based app called Forage Friends.

The young girl zeroes in on our pride pins.

“They have my pin!” She says excitedly. “They have my flag!”

The dad blinks. He is surprised, but also calm and positive when he sees it’s the lesbian flag. “Oh. That’s… different from what you told me.”

“That was months ago, dad.” And she rolls her eyes. Definitely a teenager.

I turn to him and say, “Yeah, dad.” And we share a little laugh about it.

He says, “No, it’s great. That’s amazing, honey. It was just news to me.”

“Well, I guess I just decided to stop lying to myself. About liking guys. Like right now.”

A little lesbian just came out to her dad and he was super cool about it.

I’m standing there in my tie-dye mask and my cheery blue apron pouring tea and making small talk and I’m trying really hard not to cry or compare it to my experience, the fire & brimstone, the disgust, the conditional acceptance as long as I never bring it up.

So as this beautiful bonding is going on, the girl’s even younger brother turns his gaze around. He’s in a snorlax hoodie and bored and wants to go look at the swords across the hall. But on the other side of our booth….

“WHY DO PEOPLE DRAW THAT?” He asks loudly, and we all turn to our neighboring booth.

Our neighbors were extremely lovely people. Every time we had a break we would talk, and we became good friends over the weekend. They kept apologizing that their booth was next to ours and we kept repeating that it was totally fine. Their booth was great. I even bought their merchandise.

The thing that was so contentious, that they felt the need to apologize for, was that they were selling explicit titty hentai stickers of popular characters. They were censored with little yellow R18 labels but the content was very clear.

So back to the family: I freeze and immediately go somewhere else to let dad handle this question. With adult customers I’ve been loud and positive about our neighbors. (“Man, how has it been boothing next to them?” It’s been great! They bring a lot of foot traffic and they’re kind and wonderful professional neighbors. If anything it’s a fun juxtaposition. We believe in artistic freedom. I bought a sticker too!)

But this is a kid, it’s not my place to explain anything…. But I was extremely curious about what this chill dad would say.

“Well,” dad says with a long measured silence between each word. “Sometimes people are horny.”

#IT WAS SO FUNNY #the kid was like GROSS #and dad was like its art :) #maybe one day you will feel that way too son #and he was like NO NEVER GROSS #and the dad was like you know what thats true :) not everyone feels that way #but maybe some day you will and you’ll see it’s totally fine and normal #A+ dad #dad of all time #dad champion #forage friends