#he IS a child your honor

[sparkles-rule-4eva]

Sonic covering his eyes when the missiles were heading towards the underwater loop de loop in Prime s2 reminded me of a little kid afraid to watch a scary scene in a movie and I just—

BABEY 😭

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sth #sonic prime #sonic prime spoilers #sonic prime season 2 #prime sonic #let sonic be a child #he IS a child your honor #poor guy #sonic has really gotten sentimental because of this whole mess #he little #my babey has trauma #poor little guy #no place #sonic prime no place #knuckles the dread #screenshot

[dullahen]

O-oh~! Local old man pines beyond reccomended amounts! I sure hope it won't result in something impulsive and stupid :))

#don't blame me blame the fanfic writers #i hate all yall that said take my kidney and firstborn child #serirei #fanart #my art #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #serizawa katsuya #reigen arataka #he's going through it your honor

[crystallizsch]

finding out from two different voice lines from two different cards that jamil practices dance moves that he finds is two too many for me not to go 🤨🤨🤨

here are the voice lines in question -

Luxe Couture:

Club Wear:

(thank you to mysteryshoptls for the translations!)

#the luxe couture line is so funny #jamil HAD to point out that it was “when he was a kid” #like he's embarrassed that he'd copy musical dance numbers #as if he's still not doing the same thing (in the clubwear line) #and THEN he’s like “hey prefect i saw this thing i’ve been practicing” #AND VERBATIM “....wont you watch me try it out?” 🥺👉👈 #WHY IS JAMIL LIKE THIS #I’M SCREAMING #it's like a child going to someone they look up to / care about and go “hey look what i can do!” #anyways yes sir i'll watch you dance your silly lil dance???? #jamil what a silly guy #i love him ur honor #hes so cute #[— #twst #twisted wonderland #twst jp #twst jp spoilers #twst art #jamil viper #twst yuu #★'-my-art #☆'-comic #—]

[starch1ldz]

"I could fix him"

NO YOU COULDN'T BECAUSE HE DOESN'T NEED FIXING!! He needs love :( so so so much love and care and someone to treat him tenderly like he's the only thing that matters in the world

#star child speaks #star child is very gay #for spencer reid #i could be that somebody #just saying #spencer reid #criminal minds #spencer reid criminal minds #criminal minds x reader #criminal minds x you #dr spencer reid #spencer reid fanfiction #spencer reid x reader #im mentally unwell #matthew gray gubler #mgg #i love him your honor #hes just a little guy #and HE DOESNT NEED TO BE FIXED GOD DAMN IT

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 224

DCxDP

Now Booster Gold would like it known he is Not father material, or even responsible adult material. That is Ted, and even then they seem to share a single braincell when they're in each others presence.

But again, NOT anything close to father material. Which he repeats to both himself and the eldritch Time Entity who just handed him what he Knows to be pretty much an unborn child of its species. look, he Knows about Realms Beings- Espranto was literally his first language like many others of his timeline- so he knows the inherent dangers.

But Somehow him becoming a time-cop of sorts has endeared him towards this primordial one, thankfully. Less thankfully, it has given him a whole-ass CHILD. A BABY. HIM. Of all people!

Ted he needs help, he doesn't know if this counts as mpreg or something and he's freaking out man!

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #de aged danny #boostle #Somehow they are now raising an eldritch bby together #Bg: I would be a horrible dad #Also BG: omg we need yo get every possible supplies and blankets and a crib and- #Space core Danny #Does this perhaps mean unknowingly liminal Booster? Maybe #Clockwork is sitting back to watch this romcom-found family-action show now #He happens to LIKE Booster #Finds him entertaining & funny AND he picks up after his time messes unlike SOMEBODY #booster gold #michael carter #blue beetle #ted kord #they're gay your honor #They're raising a child together your honor #They're engaged your honor #Done so during a drunken celebration of OH HEY- WE'RE NOT DEAD HOORAY

[nonagalleryart]

Link logic, is best logic.

#Fanart #Nona Gallery #Comic #Illustration #Tears of the kingdom #totk #zelda #legend of zelda #Princess Zelda #Link #Master Sword #Fusing #Twink Logic #Your honor he is a child

[randomprose]

i get him. i get him so much. i am the eldest kid and this is how i look like. the eyes, the bags under his eyes, the cigarette, yeah yeah that's The Long Suffering Eldest Kid Look™️

BUT WAIT. YOU KNOW WHAT GETS ME HERE?? YOU KNOW WHAT?? HE CHENG WAS GETTING A MASSAGE. HE WAS RELAXING. He probably just finished a whole day of meetings and doing mob boss things and then he gets a fucking call that he’s stupid little brother and his stupid friends have done more stupid things and he has to bail them out AGAIN because Brother Qiu would kill them himself if he doesn’t.

So now here He Cheng is. In his bathrobe. Outside. In the rain. Watching as his stupid brother and his stupid friends climb out of Qiu's carーwhich was actually He Cheng's and which he thinks Qiu probably damaged on purpose just to get back at him foisting He Tian and his friends at him. He Cheng probably didn't even get to finish his massage. He's having the universal Eldest Child experience of something going wrong the second he tries to relax all because his little brother is such a little shit. That cigarette dangling from his mouth is his last life line to sanity.

#19 days #he cheng #my god i relate to this man on a spiritual level #shitposts #i am in love with him your honor #his eyes are so dead is just so quintessential Eldest Child #your eyes will go dead too if you have HT as a brother #HC is exhausted not bc of his job but bc HT is such a piece of shit #mine

[very-uncorrect]

When they first started travelling together Tails would run off and hide somewhere whenever he was scared since he still didn't trust anyone to fully protect him and was still scared that Sonic's kindness may be temporary and that he'd abandon him at some point.

One day, after enough time has passed since Sonic took him in, he finally fully realises that Sonic has fully intended to be his guardian since about 2 seconds after they first met

Not long after a super violent thunderstorm rolls in and Tails runs to Sonic for protection, snuggling into him, hiding his face in the other's chest, whilst Sonic is trying not to vibrate in excitement because holy shit his kid finally trusts him to protect him after so long

#whilst petting him to calm him down he accidentally brushed his hand against his two tails #and before then tails was super sensitive to any touch on his tails due to how much they were injured by the people on west side #(and humself in a few situations) #but this time tails doesn't jerk back. instead he just snuggles further into them #and sonic is so goddamn giddy like he trusts me he TRUSTS ME HE TRUSTS ME!!!!!!!!! #sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #tails the fox #sonic and tails #tw abuse #tw child abuse #unbreakable bond #cosmic truth #they're brothers your honor #that's his kid #sonic was never gonna give up on him #it's like when the stray kitten you adopted purrs for the first time #dadnic

[poopypeepyp]

jean-paul and tim fighting in the batcave is what fandom thinks happened between jason and tim

it's so funny to me that fanfiction version of titans tower incident (teen titans 2003 #29) is basically what canonically happened during knightquest the crusade (tec #668 and robin #1)

tim is actually 14 years old so it was a fight between an actual kid and adult instead of two teenagers

tim is beaten up in his safe place by an ally who he used to have positive feelings about (i mean it was tim who broke in and sneaked around the batcave so i don't blame jpv for self-defense!)

tim is annoyed that he worked so hard to become robin only to be shut down by jean-paul and now having to prove himself to him (didn't go well)

(detective comics #668/showcase '93 #11)

tim sasses jean-paul

(detective comics #668/bloodbath special #1)

jean-paul strangles tim lol

(detective comics #668/robin 1993 #1)

jean-paul intends to kill tim? probably? not really? i mean he kind of threatens to later in knightsend but he is in a silly goofy mood

(detective comics #677)

jean-paul immediately regrets attacking tim and is very sorry and sad wet cat (tim is not buying it (angsty))

(robin 1993 #1)

jean-paul is not in full control of himself because of The System

The System is "lazarus pit rage" except it's a religious programming and instead of seeing green jean-paul hallucinates a templar knight telling him to be batman or something

the strangling incident has lasting consequences not only on their relationship but the plot too (tim can't shut up about it)

(batman #506/#507/#508)

(catwoman 1993 #31)

tim and dick become closer after that (also dick hates jp's guts lol)

(showcase '93 #11/#12/detective comics #681)

(batman: gotham knights #14 the issue is called sibling rivalry btw. you know)

also in his azbats era jean-paul thinks he is so much better and effective than bruceman (while he is actually having a mental breakdown) and bruce feels very responsible for how he fucked up jp's psyche and deems him one of his biggest mistakes (jp and batman angst real)

(azrael 1995 #1/#2/#36 look at him he's so sad)

after knightsend jean-paul feels very guilty and becomes a better person while struggling with mental health and The System (and fights evil cult that manipulated him with his new friends)

also i personally believe none of this would have happened if tim didn't give jean-paul a bad haircut

(batman #491)

#people should start writing fanfiction about it and call it “batcave strangling incident” or something lol #anyways i wish tim and az interacted more nowadays it would be funny. please dc i want azrael #they are brothers your honor or whatever #please note that during knightfall saga jpv is in a bad place mentally.. he gets better! he is more than edgy batman(i love him in any way) #by fanfic version i just mean the tropes and misconceptions that people write ok #dc comics #batman #batfam #batfamily #batbros #batboys #titans tower #titans tower au #tim drake #robin #red robin #jason todd #red hood #jean paul valley #azrael #azbats #jpv #dick grayson #nightwing #bruce wayne #fanon vs canon #jp doesnt want to endanger children in his own vigilantism and everyone acts like he's the bad guy🙄 #where are these people who criticize batman for making robins “child soldiers” they would love this guy #this titans tower incident is whatever i just dont understand why everyone talks about it like it was important or impactful when it wasnt #i thought about including all my screenshots where dick calls jpv names but there were too many

[fromsupernaturaltof1]

imagine trying to have a serious conversation and this man beside you is rolling over laughing because your voice broke 😭

#i love them your honor #he's so immature 😭😭 #idk how simon lives him so much #he's so annoying my godddd #daniel ricciardo #simon rennie #simon and his first child #redbull racing

[parachutingkitten]

It Gets Cuter

Zane has plans for Valentine's Day that no one was expecting. Takes place shortly after Crystalized. ~1100 words

Valentine's day was always a bit of a mess at the monastery. Love is great, but stopping danger takes priority, and it seemed like every year there was someone intent on feeling most important. This year had been Killow’s turn, and the team was now stuck in the Samurai X cave, repairing surface level damages to their vehicles after the fight so they could be safely stored for the night. Groups were scattered across the room, but Zane, Nya, and Kai were gathered around the Dragon Raider, finishing out their required repairs at a decent rate. 

“You and Jay have dinner reservations or anything?” Kai asked.

“No, we’re doing junk food dinner.” Nya smiled, glancing up from her work. “Nothing but piles of snacks and sweets until we eat ourselves into a coma in front of the TV. It’s fantastic.”

“That actually does sound amazing,” Her brother agreed. 

“What about you? Did you make plans with Sky?” Nya asked.

“Yeah, she asked me to do this escape room thing with a bunch of friends. You know, a group date to keep things light while we’re starting out.”

“Honestly, that’s a good idea,” Nya shrugged. “You go in too fast, and sometimes things get… messy.”

Kai glanced over at his unusually quiet teammate. He seemed rather distracted as he worked, his mind obviously occupied by something else. “What about you Zane?”

Zane’s eyes popped up to his friends, pulled out of his internal world. “What about me?”

“Yeah,” Nya shrugged. “You have any Valentine’s plans tonight?” 

Zane cast his eyes to the ground, embarrassed, letting out a long sigh. His complexion turned upward again, his voice lowered, and his lips smiling with tentative excitement.

“I’m finally going to tell Pixal I have feelings for her.”

The faces of his companions froze in their anticipation, Kai in particular shutting down as he tried to process the news he had been given. 

“You… what?” Nya leaned forward in concern, placing down her wrench. 

“I’m finally gonna tell her how I feel.” Zane reiterated, his face distorted in worry at the blank responses he got back. “Do you think it’s a bad idea, or-”

“Dude… I think she already knows.” Kai pressed, his own words still unsure of the situation as he spoke them.

“You think so?!” Zane’s eyes grew wide in surprise, glancing behind him at the nindroid in question. “She is pretty good at reading people,” he reasoned.

Nya stepped forward, putting a hand on his arm. “Zane, she’s your girlfriend, I think-”

Zane began to chuckle. “What? No! I wish! I mean, maybe. Hopefully! That’s why I’m gonna tell her. I’ve had a crush on her for a while now.”

“But you-” Kai chimed in, still frozen in place, his face stuck in a state of stupor, the gears in his head churning away as he tried desperately to make sense of the interaction. “I’m sorry.” He finally broke, shoving his hands through his hair. 

“Have you two really not talked about this before?” Nya stepped in front of her brother, attempting to distract the newly fragile Zane from his reaction.

“No. Why? Do you think I waited too long?” The panic in his voice was palpable, but the confusion which filled the air was still much stronger.

“Yeah! I mean, no,” Nya calmed herself. “I don’t think you’ve missed your window or anything, but… I definitely think you could have done it earlier.” She sighed as she began to mutter. “Like the second after you met her earlier.”

“Hold on.” Kai broke in again, stepping forward, having found some sense of footing. “I’m still… But you two were like, the same person, right?”

“She was implanted into my systems for a period, yes.” Zane agreed.

“How is that not like… the most intense form of dating?” Kai’s eyes turned down as he spoke, the question more for himself at this point.

“Zane, if she was in your systems for all that time, couldn’t she… read your thoughts? Wouldn’t she already know how you feel about her?” Nya offered.

“I suppose it’s possible.” Zane mused, turning back around to observe his hopeful Valentine. “I never went as far as to observe her thoughts. She was very respectful of my privacy as far as I’m aware, but I suppose there are some things it would be difficult to conceal-”

“How did we not know?” Kai began a sibling sidebar as Zane continued to analyze his situation. “...Do you think she knows?”

“I think she- I mean she has to, right?” Nya reasoned, both of them now stuck watching Pixal as she noticed the glance of her admirer, and softly waved at him, a bashful amount of blush gracing her cheeks. “...honestly, I can't be sure about anything anymore.” 

“I’m so nervous.” Zane turned around to face his companions. “If she does know, why has she not spoken to me about it?”

“Hey, buddy,” Nya grabbed both his hands, attempting to focus him. “If it makes you feel any better… I think she likes you too.”

Zane’s face exploded with hope, perhaps even on the verge of tears. “You think?!”

“I can guarantee.” Nya nodded.

“I’m going to do it. I’m so excited!” Zane again turned around, not being able to help looking at the center of his affection.

“How are you going to tell her?” Nya asked, the shock finally beginning to subside a bit.

“Well, I spoke with her father,” Zane started, spinning back around. “And he helped me make up a pair of those heart necklaces, only the heart isn’t a heart, it’s meant to look like the two halves of our power source, and the metal is reclaimed from my original technoblade, which brought us together in the first place.”

“Oh gosh, it’s so cute.” Kai breathed out, leaning over his vehicle.

“Right, because that’s how you freed her from the overlord’s control.” Nya nodded along.

Zane grinned, beginning to chuckle. “Well, no. Because she fought me for them in the woods.”

Kai fully crumpled over the hood of the car. “It gets cuter-”

“You know what,” Nya started, her heart also melting at the gesture described to her. “We’re almost done here, why don’t you go get ready to surprise her, and we can finish up the rest.”

“You’re sure?” Zane nearly jumped with excitement.

“Go!” Kai urged him, raising his head back up. “Master knows you’ve waited long enough already!”

Zane looked at them both graciously. “Thanks so much for your help!” His energy took him across the room quickly, almost skipping. At one point he turned around to wave back at his friends, which they both, much less exuberantly, returned.

“There he goes,” Nya mused.

Kai remained slumped over the Dragon Raider, his mind now as full as Zane’s had been just a few moments earlier. “I think I need to like… go lay down for a second.”

“Maybe you should talk to Skylor-”

“I really should.”

#he's a child your honor #he's just got a little crush on a cute girl in his class #the dialogue has been in my drafts forever #i've just been waiting for a good framing device #valentine's works great #ninjago #pixane #pixal borg #zane julien #kai ninjago #nya ninjago #writing #one shot

[zorosdimples]

kakashi perfectly illustrates the overachieving type a child prodigy to strange asocial “i’m stuck here” adult who reads smut to cope pipeline

#ofc he’s also badass but i’m just realizing how similar we are. i’m still in love with him your honor. if that’s selfcest then idc #he’s an only child whereas i’m the eldest child but he’s a virgo (i’m libra but with a virgo cusp if you buy into the cusp thing) and #we are just. nearly two sides of the same coin. #kakashi <3

[stardustdiiving]

If they aren’t letting my close personal friend Mr. Childe Tartaglia send letters to his siblings reminding them to brush their teeth and be nice to each other because he cares about them very much while he is in jail you will see me on Fontaine national news for levels of Frenchphobia previously unknown to man

#tartaglia #Childe #genshin #fern.txt #your honor my client may be a fatui harbringer ans ginger but he is is also literally 2 sauces long :/ #free him. #I sure do post a lot about Childe considering the fsct he’s mostly just blorbo in law to me and not one of my primary genshin guys #genshin spoilers #Fontaine spoilers

[fanficmaniatic]

Every artist drawing Miyamoto Usagi with hair bangs in front is just proving my point that Yuichi Usagi is the superior Usagi and that his swagless look and and cringe personality are just too powerful.

he should get to kiss Rise! Leo on the mouth, your honor.

#I love him your honor #he is so cringe he is my child I love him #also Yuichi and Rise!Leo is the way to go my friends #leosagi #miyamoto usagi #rottmnt #yuichi usagi #samurai rabbit #the usagi chronicles #usagi yojimbo

[she-is-tim]

If this ain’t Eddie freaking out about his relationship with Steve like 10 years after they got together

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #Steve would definitely say that to fuck with him #he loves Eddie #but he also loves to annoy him #they’re just bros your honor #platonically coparenting an adopted child and all #nothing homosexual going on here

[xhylin]

going thru some tough times rn pass the badly doodled saul goodmeow

#bcs #better call saul #saul goodman #jimmy mcgill #fanart #attorney at law #hi I'm saul goodman did u know that u have rights #constitution says u do #and so do i #I believe that every man child and woman is innocent until proven guilty #in legal trouble better call saul #:3 #>:3 #:3c #so silly #just a little guy #your honor hes actually just a little guy #plus stfu cause you weren't even there #xhylinposts