#having a baby kitten

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went* #Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

[pangur-and-grim]

Belphegor might be going through a bald phase when I pick him up in May, so............ I have to buy cat clothing!

#keep the little guy warm! #Devon Rex cats moult out their baby coat as kittens #and it takes months to regrow their adult coat #so I might have a hairless cat for a while

[aroaceleovaldez]

underappreciated Nico detail that I like - he seems to be an angry crier! very frequently he's angry when he cries and he cries when he's extremely angry. very AuDHD of him. emotional regulation sucks my guy and he's just going through it.

#pjo #riordanverse #nico di angelo #also fun to think about Nico getting pissed off and then getting even more pissed off that he's turning into a bawling mess #or Nico getting sad/upset and the rage just flips on so he's sniffling and crying and cussing under his breath while kicking stuff #i mean how many times has nico had a moment of someone trying to comfort him and his reaction like 90% of the time is ''fuck off'' #nico thinking about his trauma: [through tears] i need to go kill something right now or i'll explode #nico working on processing emotions character arc except instead of him stopping being an angry crier #it just turns into his friends holding a pillow for him to beat the shit out of until he works the energy out #shoutout to the cupid scene in particular as one of my favorite examples of this #just cause i love Nico having a breakdown and Jason watching it like ''uh oh. i think Bad Things Will Happen if he *actually* starts crying #other favorite example is TTC. Nico being so upset he creates a rift in the ground and tells Percy to die #nico is not uwu sad boy soft baby kitten tears crier #he is yelling things that would get him cancelled on the internet while snotty and bawling #he is insulting and threatening everyone in a 10ft radius

[hellenhighwater]

Queen Skrungle is soft and sweet like baby bunny but still Vice does not love her

#someone good has to adopt this kitten because she's just the most good natured little velvet weasel in the whole world n her tail is so long #i have to give them back no later than tuesday because I'm gonna be gone #but they're all such totally sweet babies i want to keep them #so cuddly!!!

[starry-bi-sky]

more clone^2

snippet 21: Danny is Bruce Wayne's Clone and--

Star, with the rest of the A-List girls: alright ladies! it's time for our quarterly 'cutest boys' list! Now I'll get straight to the point, in our number one spot is--

All girls, in unison: Danny Fenton

Star, writing it down on a whiteboard: and for our number two spot--

---------- Snippet 22: clone meet clone

Ellie, dramatically: Danny!

Danny, equally dramatic: Ellie!

Ellie, pushing past him and looking around: where is he! i wanna see the little guy!

Damian, with a sword, brandishing it dangerously: *in arabic* don't come any closer, stay back!

Danny, wrapping an arm around Ellie's waist and pulling her back: woah, woah - he's still adjusting to everything

Danny, turning towards Damian with his google translate open: [please don't stab her. this is Ellie my clone.]

Damian, lowering his sword in disbelief: 'there's MORE of you?

-------------- Snippet 23: Ellie has the same epiphany as Danny

Ellie:...hey Danny

Danny, pouring over his arabic book: hm

Ellie: since I'm your clone, and you're a clone of Bruce Wayne, and Damian is a clone of Damian Wayne, does that technically mean I'm his mom - uh. dad-mom?

Danny:

Ellie:...its a fair question

Danny: .....*deep sigh* you're his cousin until further notice.

------------ Snippet 24: wait for me ii (hadestown, live vers.)

(i'm not sure of the context, but i've been thinking of Danny saying this to Damian during a serious moment for days. the snippet title is the song that the dialogue below is from)

Danny, fixing up Damian's wraith suit: the meanest dog you'll ever meet

Danny, zipping up damian's jacket: it ain't the hound dog in the street. he bares some teeth and tears some skin, but brother,

Danny, adjusting Damian's gloves, pausing to look him in the eye: that's the worst of him.

Danny, he holds a finger up to Damian's eyes and points it at him: the dog you really got to dread, is the one that howls inside your head

Danny, grabbing damian's mask and smoothing it over his eyes: it's him whose howling drives men mad, and a mind to its undoing

------------ Snippet 25: Danny is Bruce Wayne's clone-- (Battinson Vers*)

Ember, in the middle of a fight with Phantom + Wraith:

Ember, knocks off Phantom's mask for the first time: lets see what ugly mug you're really hiding under there, Phantom--

Phantom: *the wettest, most pathetic looking pretty boy on the planet*

Ember:

Phantom, dryly: what, did your mic die out or something? all that caterwauling finally make you lose your voice

Wraith, unsheathing his sword: *vibrating with baby brother rage bc he knows EXACTLy why Ember is silent*

----------- Snippet 26: Damian is finally starting to play nice :)

Dany: hey... guys.... whatcha doing

Damian, hanging out with Sam: Me and Manson are plotting ways to crush the Mayor's plan to cut budget funding for the city parks and cut down the native trees

Danny: oh, i see.... is this safe?

Sam: probably

Danny: hm.

------------- Snippet 27: digging up cold case

Danny: ....if Damian is out with Sam tonight with their plot against the mayor....

Danny, turning towards his desk: then that means I can work some more on Mrs. Witherbury's murder case that she asked me to solve without Dames guilt-tripping me into bed :)

Danny, settling down at his desk with a thermos full of coffee: i'm glad sam and damian are finally getting along

--------- Snippet 28: sparring

Damian, frowning: your reflexes are incredible but your combat is downright awful, brother. it's truly a miracle i didn't skewer you upon our first meeting

Danny, got his ass kicked by his 7yo brother: *groaning in pain* not everyone has super secret assassin training, Damian. And I don't really have time to actually practice anything.

Damian: Mrs. Fenton knows martial arts and her form is proficient enough, I'm sure she would be delighted to teach you if you asked. I will join since I need to keep my skills sharp and my training was unfinished when I arrived here.

-------- Snippet 29: daytime surprise

Phantom, fighting Skulker in broad daylight: *under his breath* at least Lancer's english test will get canceled for this...

Phantom, dodging a blast from Skulker: *in ASL, furious* don't you have anything better to do, you fuck!?

Skulker: foolish ghost child, speak! I know you're capable of it - speak before you lose the ability to

Phantom: *flips him off instead*

Wraith, sending back a ecto-blast with his sword: please pay attention, phantom

Phantom, doubletaking: *in a hissed whisper* what are you doing here!? it's a school day, you should be at school!

Wraith: Tt. If the boot fits.

------------ Snippet 30: guilt

Danny with his head on his desk, his elbows propped up as he massages his hands: hn

Damian, lurking to the side with a guilty look on his face:

Damian: can i....

Danny, silently holding his hand out to Damian: hrm

Damian, immediately taking it and doing the massages + finger exercises: ...im sorry

Danny: hm... I forgive you

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc au #dpxdc au #dp dc #dp dc crossover #danny fenton is not the ghost king #clone^2 #this made me realize that Danny's ghosts PROBABLY don't know what he looks like under the mask for a WHILE #they just know he's a pain in the ass and also human and also insistent to get them back into the ghost zone #danny being the battinson bat clone is THE funniest thing to me like goddamn. you're a drowned kitten #does this imply that none of his rogues have seen his face in the two years before he got damian? yes. but wraith knowing why ember is #silent and being indignant with baby brother rage is so funny to me. protective little siblings ftw >>>> #dany being battinson bat makes so much sense because clone danny has no powers and runs around in a hoodie and jeans and baseball bat #and battinson is the exact amount of lanky and tall wet rat that seeing phantom WOULD be unsettling if you saw him at night. #also sam and damian get along but i dont know or think that damian would ever trust her tucker or jazz like he ever would with danny #he likes them and trusts them to take care of danny and him (to an extent) but he like. TRUSTS trusts danny. #hhhh fuck danny is permanently the battinson bat in my head fUCK. it makes so much sense #danny resorts to Batman Grunts when he’s overtired + in pain + unfocused

[smashwolfen]

Adding from this post, I made more sinnoh babies! Arceus is nothing but legs like a deer/horse/llama baby should be, and the others are pudgy fat baby creechurs. Please hold them all gently like fresh loaves of bread~

Also had the idea to doodle lil Giratina as soon as he hatched from his egg in the HGSS Arceus event. Ethan congratulations your a dad to a god now, Cynthia is there too and flabbergasted at how liddol a god is XD

#freshly hatched satan kitten doesnt have his wings yet #he barely can sit up you expect him to control ghost wings? he is only babey #and i think this is the first time i ever posted something with Cynthia #enjoy her and ethan XD #the hardest baby by far was Dialga i still think hes a lil wonk XD #pokemon #arceus #dialga #palkia #giratina #pokemon hgss #pokemon dppt #pokemon heartgold #pokémon heartgold/soulsilver #ethan pokemon #cynthia #champion cynthia #ethan #diamond pearl platinum #smashwolfen #smish pokemon #pokemon gen 4 #gen 4 pokemon #who knows what not the mama is? #pkmn #pkmn hgss #pkmn dppt

[charles-pitlane]

Is he trying to sell his ice cream or himself?

#sorry charles but i'm gonna order you not your ice cream #a grown man can be an f1 driver a baby a little mousie and a kitten #and is it legal in Italy or Monaco to be this cute? #i have so many questions but anyway #charles leclerc

[akai-anna]

Hattori Heiji: *effortlessly jumps over traffic barrier*

Kudou Shinichi: *leaping over the same traffic barrier and stumbling*

#detective conan #dcmk #名探偵コナン #meitantei conan #edogawa conan #hattori heiji #anime #episode 263: the osaka double mystery #my stuff #my gifs #detco posting #today is the day for smol scene gifs #this was such a cute lil thing in the special episode #look at that lil gremlin needing a moment to find his balance #also yes i actually looked up the word for traffic barriers/guardrails/crash barriers for this what about it? #anyways love these nerds LOOK AT THEM GO #also in case lizzy sees this: this is the same episode where heiji picks up shinichi like a kitten (PER SHINICHI'S SILENT REQUEST!) #so shinichi can look at STUFF. just saying #now letting out this baby into the wild too. LOOK!! I CAN ACTUALLY MAKE GIFS NOW!!! the incredible POWER I HAVE!!!

[kaereth]

Me wrow I'm so excited to finally have some more freetime for the next few weeks!

also me taking in a new 2 week old foster kitten suddenly:

#his mom left him for no reason? #we have a semi feral cat colony living across the street and my mom saw him this morning crying left out alone #2 hrs later he was still there so i went and got him #mom saw her again and tried to lay him out and see if she'd get him #while I went to the store to get formula #but no go #so now I'm syringe feeding a little baby #his name is car alarm cause thats what he sounds like #txt #i have fostered many kittens atp so its nothing new but does suck a little cause its tons of work when they're this young

[ghouljams]

Bestie how’s Die?

I’m excited to see her purring and slathering herself all over ghost after he finally feeds her. A very murderous kitten rolling in a bed of catnip. Good for her.

Ghost has never been one for cuddling past the appropriate required amount, but the way you lay on him, languid and utterly pleased, is almost changing his mind. Almost.

His fingers stroke down your spine, absent minded as you rub your cheek against his mask. It is almost cat-like, he's really more of a dog person but he can see the appeal. Especially the purring, the soft little motor rumbling against his chest feels like it's drawing the stress from his body.

It's strange how much more... keyed in to you Ghost feels. Your usual weight on his chest feeling like almost nothing. Your claws don't scratch, your teeth feel dull where they nibble at his collarbone, you're perfectly docile for him. Hardly demonic at all. Shit, maybe he should read the manual.

He almost feels bad for starving you. No wonder you were such a nuisance if this is what you're like after a meal. He trails his fingers back up your spine, up to card them through your hair and pull your head back. You make a soft noise but don't put up a fuss as he makes sure you're meeting his eyes.

"Are you goin' to be this docile in the field now?" He asks. The way your pupils are swallowing your irises does not inspire confidence. You blink slowly at him, he can almost see the wheels turning in your brain.

"Of course not," You push yourself up onto your elbows, Ghost's grip still tight in your hair making sure you don't go any further, "You've got me all charged up, now the real havoc can start."

#good for her #She deserves to be a murderous kitten let her have this #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost x reader #simon ghost x reader #x reader #oc: die #yeah baby now Die can explode like a fucking grenade and take out whole rooms #if Ghost will let her that is #lol Ghost asks for the manual after this #like the tl;dr version that he can skim to get the basics because obviously hes not learning on the job #Die is so smug when she gives it to him #i should write more König and fetch

[columboscreens]

columbo - short fuse

#columbo #season 1 #short fuse #shiny #1x08 #you know how when you see a tiny baby or puppy or kitten and you want to bite it as hard as you can #why does he have to have those little cowlicks. you know who has cowlicks like that. people in cartoons

[atelierlili]

5 year old Peeta: I want to marry Katniss Everdeen when I grow up!

Monkey Paw: Curls entire hand into a fist.

#baby you have a storm coming #loose your leg #loose your family #loose your sanity #inspire a revolution #but hey you get the baddie in the end #lmaoo #worth it #everlark #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #thg #the hunger games #I can’t sleep my kitten has the zoomies 😭

[myfairkatiecat]

Guys we found a picture of my cat eight years ago, right after we rescued her and let her come inside, thinking we’d just find someone ELSE to adopt her…

We kept her

#look how scared she is 😭 #poor baby was not having a fun time all on her own #so I was nine and I said #she’s mine now #:) #kitten #cat #Gracie the kitty

[moongothic]

There is something funny to be said about how both Dragon and Crocodile are like 2½ meters tall, they are massive fucking men. But Luffy's 174 cm, that's the height of a regular ass person. Which makes him 80 cm shorter than his dads, nearly a whole meter in height difference

Which makes me wonder

Was Luffy a regular-sized baby by our standards but absolutely itty bitty tiny when compared to his dads (like he would've fit onto Dragon's palm), or was Luffy a massive ass fucking baby who came into the world huge but didn't actually get the Huge Motherfucker-genes from his parents and just stayed short

#Moon posting #OP Meta #Crocodad #I'm just saying if Luffy was itty bitty then keeping that pregnancy a secret could've been easier #Like. Yeah Oda could pull another ''Rouge who was 20 months pregnant was thin like a rake'' #But I'd rather he didn't #And if we can find an excuse to how Crocodile could hide a pregnancy in plain sight for a considderable amount of time #Then yeah. Him being huge (even pre-HRT) (he better have been huge pre-HRT. Oda I will beat you up) with a tiny baby could work #The real point of this post however was indeed the idea that Luffy could've been an itty bitty newborn compared to his dads #Like the size of a kitten by our standards #Yeah. That mental image is something #(Sidenote Dragon is appearently 31 cm shorter than Garp too) #(So it seems like the Monkey Family be shrinking) (If Luffy ever has a kid then the kid will be less than a meter tall eh)

[padawansuggest]

Okay. So. I was on tiktok and I remembered that live wedding painters exist.

And that made me obviously think of other live things that could be painted. And I have a one track mind so I obviously landed on Jedi ceremonies.

Which made me straight up tear up if Quinlan had a live painting done of knighting Aayla in a somewhat longer than usual ceremony so they had enough time for the artist to do the background (maybe Room of a Thousand Fountains because I don’t think they should all happen in the council chambers) and Quinlan and their lineage all there and Obi and Ani (Ani is here for big sister Aayla, Quinlan just Happens To Be There ugh) and all that stuff.

And I think that Quinlan would be able to touch that painting years down the line and still feel like he’s in that moment even tho his baby girl is all grown up and flown the nest, she’s right there looking up at him as he knights her.

-tag this as post O66 and I’ll kick ur ass it’s not about that I’m here for fix it fics not that stain-

#yeah I’m thinking of making a banner that says order 66 compliant replies will be blocked lol #like I don’t care just give me sappy dad Quinlan #also they met the wedding painter at a collaring ceremony on Alderaan where Bail and Breha put a collar on Obi #does it matter why??? yes it’s because he’s their kitten and they don’t have three way marriages on Alderaan for royals right now #so Quinlan can touch that painting too and feel like he’s still watching his baby brother get taken care of #star wars #obi wan kenobi #quinlan vos #aayla secura #Obi hires them again for knighting Anakin which really goes a long way to making Ani realize how loved he is #fix it fic #Cody can join their relationship later lol he’s a switch #he’s also a bratling tho bail and Breha love him

[pealingpetals]

skrunk it up number two

#despite having no practical way to do so he looks very scruff-able #you should be able to carry this man around like a baby kitten #fanart #my art #bnha #bnha fanart #hawks #pro hero hawks #mha hawks #keigo takami #takami keigo