#anyways love these nerds LOOK AT THEM GO

[akai-anna]

Hattori Heiji: *effortlessly jumps over traffic barrier*

Kudou Shinichi: *leaping over the same traffic barrier and stumbling*

#detective conan #dcmk #名探偵コナン #meitantei conan #edogawa conan #hattori heiji #anime #episode 263: the osaka double mystery #my stuff #my gifs #detco posting #today is the day for smol scene gifs #this was such a cute lil thing in the special episode #look at that lil gremlin needing a moment to find his balance #also yes i actually looked up the word for traffic barriers/guardrails/crash barriers for this what about it? #anyways love these nerds LOOK AT THEM GO #also in case lizzy sees this: this is the same episode where heiji picks up shinichi like a kitten (PER SHINICHI'S SILENT REQUEST!) #so shinichi can look at STUFF. just saying #now letting out this baby into the wild too. LOOK!! I CAN ACTUALLY MAKE GIFS NOW!!! the incredible POWER I HAVE!!!

[kate-bot]

you should draw vigi tending to pepper’s wounds or somethin like that <3 methinks vigi is a professional caretaker fr fr

hehe... you are so right... he tries his best both physically AND emotionally

#my art #pizza tower #the vigilante #pepperman #pepperlante #i feel like such a nerd posting art of these 2 #gotta look at myself in the mirror and tell myself im not cringe #SORRY THE LAST ONE ISNT VERY CLEAN IM BEING USHERED OFF MY TABLET #anyway #i love thems. #thank you sm for the request :) #ALSO I ALMOST FORGOT #@/maraariana01 HAD A VERY SIMILAR IDEA TO U #go look at their art of them too if u havent already :))

[randomminty]

I heard its her birthday and had a sudden urge to draw kirararararararrara

#I LOVE YOU GO PRINCESS PRECURE GRRR ARRHHEGHAHRKJHR #im behind on hirogaru sky rn. im sorry. #i missed most of delicious precure too </3333 #rosemary and spicy im so sorry. ill come back to them eventually #rosemarys look slike kanata if he was better. hes so cool #cant he barbecue or smth. fuck yeah. #precure #pretty cure #go princess precure #cure twinkle #amanogawa kirara #i wrote amonogawa at first im sorry. theres an easy joke here. sorry. #can i talk abt how much i love go princess and heartcatchs villains. i love them. #i like how shut gets more pathetic and silly as the show goes on. and i looooove twilight/scarlet/towa love love love you #shes so cool and lame at the same time. girl that acts really cool but her lameness and silliness shines theough in everything she does #opposite of yuri/moonlight who looks lame and silly but is effortlessly cool all the time i adore her #imagine finding out ur nerd senior is the coolest superhero in the world. ehat the hell #anyway. love shut and towa i hate when theyre in the same frame. that was really weird. wish that wasnt a thing #kanata and haruka too i hate that old precures like this #you know what precure series ISNT like this……… heartcatch. watch heartcatch. #thats a lot of ramble tags ok. im done. gootbye #art tag #i forgor…..

[skitskatdacat63]

“Amore et Timore” - King Fernando I “El Animoso”

#*why is it that when I write tags that are genuinely imporant and wordy it always doesnt save UGH #well. ill try and rewrite them. #hahaha I bring you curly haired king Fernando!!(mostly for cofi) #2011 monza gp core Fernando that gripped us all by the throat right?? right???? #also i hope that his hair doesn't appear red to you like it did to me on my pc??? its brown I assure you #anyways! historical context for nerds like me: #'el animoso'(the spirited) comes from Philip V of course #it was apparently bestowed on him bcs of his perseverance and unwavering fervor in battle #and is that not the most Fernando coded thing youve ever heard????? #'Amore et Timore'(through love and fear) however comes from Joseph I #whom seb is partially based on but i thought his Latin motto fit Nando way better so here we are #philip v didn't have a motto as far as i could tell so that's why I stole Joseph's #but i do think the motto for the Spanish kingdom fits Fernando's career pretty well? #'A solis ortu usque ad occasum'(from sunrise to sunset) and i think that suits Fernando's 'longest f1 career ever' p well #anyways I sent a sketch of this to cofi the other day like yeah I probably wont finish this #and now here i am on 5 am on a tuesday grinning manically sleep deprived like HERE YOU GO #i think he looks very cute in this!!! i really did a lot of work on his eyelashes...very important detail to me #he kinda accidentally looks like Louis XIV unfortunately #but thats down to his hair I think. it looks a lot more like the traditional wig style from then compared to what I typically draw #but god imagine being seb in this au!!! you get to wake up next to this majestic beast.... #seb would have this painting framed over his bed or something. i mean who wouldn't???? #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #f1 fanart #formula 1 fanart #catie.art. #boy king au

[hum--hallelujah]

computer ENHANCE

the red/orange is custom obviously but yeah I finally figured it out after a month of scratching my head like "that's not a jazz bass... doesn't look like a telecaster... he's clearly not playing a Squier anymore..." I have figured it out. thank you gettyimages

#the smaller text on the headstock does look like a different font than the website's so that's still slightly a mystery to me #but it's SOOO satisfying to have finally figured this out without even having to go ask my dad skdkfjskfn #anyway I love the fact that he's using three different versions of the same bass just in different colors for this tour akdkfjskfj #honestly though I do love how the pickguard is such an unusual shape though it looks very cool #she speaks! #fob #fall out boy #pete wentz #I was just thinking that the tuner layout on his bass is super distinct bc usually all four are on the upper side of the headstock #but this one has one of them on the bottom which is pretty recognizable imo #(I'm used to teles or p basses bc my dad is generally a fender guy) #also pete's has less knobs on the body??? idk man I'm just some random nerd who likes bass guitars

[azol-otl]

Random Jason Hijinks I either wish would happen someday or find amusing to think about.

Rose and Jason break Eddie out of hell and steal his soul back from Neron. Jaime is dragged along by Rose because he and Eddie were “friends a few reboots ago”. Jason asked Roy who sent him Connor who is suffering™.

Pre-Red Hood Jason and Pre-Green Arrow Connor first meet up back when Jason was part of the All-Caste hunting a demon. It’s a one-shot adventure and the things you have to know are:  

a) this is before Jason’s growth spurt so he’s over a head shorter than Connor.

b) Connor isn’t a cape so excuse him for not understanding demons and fucking up hilariously a few times.

c) When Jason tries to kill the demon who is possessing the human, he and Connor fight about it. The fight ends when the demon explodes out of the person like the Pus of Man from Dark Souls 3.

d) Talia is the one who finds and picks up Jason from the adventure (Connor thinks she’s his mom and Jason just didn’t inherit the melanin) and is also the one who gives Connor contact information for Jason because she wants him to have some sort of friend.

e) They never actually learned the other’s name so anytime they’d hear about Red Hood or Green Arrow they literally don’t know it’s that guy they met as teenagers.

Jason decides to actually dust off his mystic training when Dick walks in and Jason gets hit with so many bad vibes he’s genuinely worried something is wrong with Dick.  

Jason: “Did they not fix the Brother Blood mind control thing fully? Did Raven miss something? Isn’t Dick friends with a million people? How have they all missed this????”

It ends with bringing Danny Chase back to life and the only person remotely happy about it is Jason and even that’s a stretch.

Rose, why are you part of the Wild Hunt?!!!

What do you mean Biz got taken by the fae?!

Roy, why is this werewolf saying he’s your husband?!

Eddie, why didn’t you tell me you were a prince of hell? What do you mean that one of Trigon’s sons is buried in Gotham?!!! No wait, you still haven’t told me how you’re a prince of hell!

Jason and Talia's road trip where Jason comes to the uncomfortable realization that he views Talia as a mother/aunt figure.

Bonus Artemis suffering Jason’s Mom Has it Going On.

Jason gets a new dog named Ellie and he loves her and Dog very much. What do you mean she’s a Blue Lantern!?

Ellie is short for Elpis and she’s absolutely Hope Corgi.

Roy finds out that he has a whole-ass checking account under one of his aliases that he never knew about. Turns out Jason created it for him years ago and Roy’s actually under W.E.  employed as an independent contractor and he’s been making 6 figures for years because Jason never bothered telling anyone that he still owns Wayne R&D.

Jason slowly but surely claims Park Row and the surrounding areas as his territory. It has the unforeseen consequence of magical folk moving into the neighborhood because Gotham is a nightmare to live in normally, Magic Gotham is even worse and the only people who can survive are big hitters like Blood, Zatanna, and Ivy or small fries like the kitchen witch near Leslie’s. Welcome to the big leagues, Jason.

Jason keeps getting mistaken for Jason Blood and it is annoying. One day some demon hunters threw something at Jason and did anyone know Jason used to be in heaven because he sure didn’t and these angel wings are a fucking nightmare.

Rose busts a gut laughing because she somehow became friends with the least demon-y demon Eddie and Jason as an angel.

Jason, Ivy, Sideways, and Impulse (Impulse voice: “Why am I even here?”) vs the Madness Wavelength in Arkham.

Jason kills Joker and finds out that he cannot. Not as in “He doesn’t die” or “There will be a new one” but a secret third option, “The universe literally resets the day every time he’s killed.” Instead of being a tragedy, it becomes a comedy as killing Joker slowly becomes Jason’s go-to when shit goes wrong/killing him is good stress relief. Stephanie discovers what happens because she’s had to write the same essay nine times once. Instead of being horrified they (and then Helena, Tim, Duke, etc.) make killing Joker a gag. The only ones not allowed to kill the Joker are Dick and Bruce because then the universe decides it’s the bad timeline instead of just resetting again.

Tim: *drops his latte on a hot guy and then embarrasses himself in public trying to apologize and becomes a meme.*

Tim: I guess I have to kill Joker now.

Jason and Kory remeeting and wow it’s really awkward that we only got close because of a universe meddler and then you dipped and never contacted me again even though I was a hundred percent serious that you were one of my first friends and are very important to me.

Oh no. Not the talking. Not communication! Kory take mercy on me and just drop me like a bad memory don’t have us open a dialogue where we reconcile all of the bullshit that happened to us and the fact that we did genuinely get close at very low points in our lives and be willing to try and be friends again!

Give! Kory! All! The! Friends! She doesn’t care if you think it’s a bad idea, it's her life!

Gotham Vigilante Tabletop Club (GVTC) featuring Jason, Tim, Stephanie, Duke, Helena, and Harper. They each get a turn as dm and every one of them brings in a different game.

Why is Damian’s friend (Colin) asking me for love advice? I’m a gay disaster ask anyone else please. ??? I guess I can try to help??? Who’s your crush?

It’s Lian and Jason regrets agreeing to help because Roy is going to murder him.

Countdown 2 Electric Boogaloo. Except for this time they were all shoved into the dimension separately and by separate events and there is no danger. It is just a multiversal road trip with the people who vexed you greatly but are slightly grown up now.

Bonus scene includes Jason’s gleeful face when he realizes he understands what all of those words Donna keeps muttering under her breath mean because Artemis was a bro and taught him Themysciran Greek.

#I didn't mean for all of them to sound like comedies but sometimes that just happens #People may hate on the all-caste for not being Jason enough or whatever #But have we ever stopped to think that Damian is related to an immortal cult and Duke is the son of an eldritch being #And Dick is related to an unrelated cult and just all the weird shit that happens in Gotham anyways? #Why can all these exist and Jason not also have mystic monk training he never uses #Listen I don't know much about Gotham's magic population but I'm pretty sure the place is awful to live in with the nine different curses #So having a dude that's basically a mage-killer claim a territory can only be a good thing for their safety #Plus I'm positive that magic folk would keep property values low because who would go looking for magic users in Park Row #Everyone was written terribly for rhato but Jason and Kory had the potential to be a really interesting relationship #Just this lack of judgement and ability to not have to shave down all of your sharp edges for one another #also I do really like the idea of them trying romance or sex and then deciding that they need friends more and then staying friends #Gotham Vigilante Tabletop Club my beloved #Look Duke and Tim canonically play tabletop games and if dc would finally acknowledge that Stephanie and Jason are nerds they would too #I miss Colin and the idea of him and Jason being disaster siblings or disaster guardian-child is important to me #I don't know if it's canon but considering linguistic drift Themyscira should either have its own language or dialect #and Donna should use it to say mean things under her breath #Jason Todd #I am not tagging anyone else their tags deserve to be Bat-Free #oh boy do I love how I can't make indents in even in html. Sorry for the eyesore whoever reads this mess

[enceladian]

Super excited to be tackling @tolkienrsb this year!! (As if I could pass up on an excuse to force someone to write fluffy Fëanor/Nerdanel fic for me, hah.) @ladygavroche has been amazing to work with over this summer, and it’s been so much fun watching the fic come together along with the art - I’m really looking forward to y’all getting to read it too because I’ve been getting sneak peeks and it’s a delight :D

This year’s collection will open on September 9th - expect a working link to the fic itself in the next little while!

#trsb22 #feanor #nerdanel #silmarillion fanart #tolkien #// #wow i think that's the only serious art caption i've ever written. pretty sure i popped a blood vessel trying not to just crack jokes lmao #so now i'm getting it out in the tags. look at these two nerds. they're the smartest people they know and yet they're still idiots <3 #stop pulling each other's pigtails and talk!! but no. all they know is bicker and tease and flirt and be dumb about feelings. god love them #anyway!! i am VERY hype about this collab and this fic and if you are still reading my tags. what are you doing here. go read the fic #subcreation #property law

[dollsuguru]

let it be known…. bestie!sukuna does a killer winged eyeliner

#sharp enough to cut a man and that’s his goal i just know he does the meanest winged eyeliner for you in class #you hand him the pen w/o saying a word and he’s immediately grabbing the back of your head to steady you #if suguru sees that he’s like What Thw Fuck Is going onnimm gonna be Sick #firmly believe that reader & everyone in school has a mini crush on sukuna #i say mini bc he is so fucking sexy but the moment he opens his mouth you’re like damn… i regret all my life choices why’s he yelling at me #anyways. reader is the only one who can tolerate sukuna and vice versa <3 reader is friendly so everyone loves them #but like. BEST FRIEND wise? it’s sukie & reader til death does them part 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼 i love them so much idk why their dynamic makes me so happy #okay i’m just talking to myself in the tags rn hmmm how do i want him to look #pink hair + black undercut OBVIOUSLY. face tatts/body tatts OBVIOUSLY. #ear piercings + helix + industrials + eyebrow piercing + nose piercing + snake bites + tongue piercing OBVIOUSLY #he’d also wear reading glasses. FKN nerd 😹😹😹 i have 20/20 vision i can’t relate 🤭🤭🤭 #immaculately dressed & insanely intelligent you can call sukuna a lot of things but you can’t call him ugly or dumb #i think he’d have reader’s birth flower tattooed on him too just as a nod to how much he loves/cares for them <3 #where should he work… maybe at the same tattoo shop as suguru? yeah maybe that could work #sukie’ll be a piercer while sugu is a tattooist yeah that checks out #maybe they’re in the same frat? yeah that could work part 2 #okay YAY cool i’m glad i’m fleshing him out :3 #snippets #personal

[jekyllnahyena]

do you sometimes wonder what could’ve been?

I, öh, might’ve thought bout Jackal n Kit. I put them at the same age and they had this 'will they won't they thing' going. Even if they did manage to get together, it wouldn’t survive. In every iteration that Jackal lives, they'll meet Kaia at some point and they become that soft, lovey dovey, old couple. But Kit and Jackal always had something that never really came to be, not fully. Before it was their youth and brashness and wounds, then it was the literal galaxy seperating them together and the love for their friendship that they Did Not want to risk. And by the time they felt settled and secure enough, the War started. But they'll meet, often enough during said war, and kinda hold n look at each other as Moonk and Lockup stare at them from the sideline like. 

'I'm not the only one that saw that, right?' 

'Nope.'

anyway I.D under the cut :)

[I.D. It’s a digital drawing of Kit Fisto and Jackal, a jedi oc. Jackal is a yellow skinned nautolan.zabrak hybrid with long purple hair that is kept in several braids. They’re shown from about the waist up, holding onto each other as they touch foreheads. They’re grinning, both touching the other’s cheek, their eyes closed. They’re bathed in evening light and a blurry coruscant is the background. End I.D

#jackal #kit fisto #jekyll oc #ajekyllsart #look #that drawing of those two swimming came out a lot softer than planned n then i had thoughts #i know #it happens #anyway now theyre sometimes slightly wistful/nostalgic nerds that also love each other #they have no problem with it #but sometimes that thought of 'what couldve been' creeps up on them #trying going sorta lineless again for this

[anomiidae]

listen I could make this a literal essay but I won't. tl;dr: I don't get why people get so angry about the concepts of demons or monsters being nice. for starters, if you read mythology, demons are pretty fucking chill; it's not all about fucking with humans. plus it's so boring to see the same plot regurgitated in movies and whatnot about evil demons wanting to ruin humans lives or some crap like that.

#look i'll admit i'm a nerd i love mythology and i love things based off or inspired by mythology! #but like...i'll be real. i've got some issues with religion from how i was raised. i don't like mainstream religion #i was raised with the idea of a god who doesn't seem very kind. at least if they're anything like the followers - i'm not interested! #but demonic and pagan deities seem so human. they do good and bad things. they love and they hate. that feels more real to me #of course this is super watered down sparknotes version of this train of thought and everyone's entitled to their own opinions! #but i'm so tired of 'why are the demons nice' or 'i wanted them to be mean' well i don't. even if fictional versions! #the world is cruel already man maybe i want to believe in kind gods. don't care where they come from (though i am pretty biased to be fair) #like...real demons have nuance. they're not all what you'd consider evil. most teach things! i think they're pretty cool imo #anyway. no bothering me with spam messages about proselytizing or 'you're going to hell' don't care didn't ask go away #speech bubbles #ask me to tag

[themagical1sa]

ykw?

it would be incredibly funny if crushie liked me back too late

especially when i might be starting to like someone else

#isa and the y/n experience #isa go to sleep challenge #whoever is writing my life can pull the worst joke rn /JOKING #i wonder how my life would look like as an actual shoujo manga. #i wonder how my friends would have ranked in character polls #iirc boys over flowers had that love interest poll for mc #i wonder what the results would have looked like for my life #here's crushie; cute. book and film geek. good at math. gamer. passionate abt films and cinema #and then there's squishie; also cute. squishy even. music nerd. rhythm gamer most especially into project sekai. thoughtful and caring #between both of them during my absence this semester though? #squishie's the one who has kept consistent effort in keeping touch with me outside of our triad's discord server #both have said they miss me but squishie's done more about it #he's also shared brainrots with me more #i've always appreciated squishie bestie as one of my besties but he's hittin' different lately especially after his birthday last sept 24.. #Things Happened For Sure:tm: #but crushie is also a good person #when i confessed to him upfront he wanted to think about his response because knew the gravity of me saying that to him to his face #i already told him he didn't have to say it back though #i was always prepared to let go anyway #i'm way too good at goodbyes /lyr /JOKE 😂😭 #PWEH enough y/nposting in the tags. i'm going to crushie's bday party later LMAAAOOO #...oh my god right his birthday is soon (today's party is an advance celebration) #anyway eepy time nite nite labyu all mwa

[ur-fav-alien]

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: All Elite Wrestling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Orange Cassidy & Donovan Danhausen Characters: Orange Cassidy, Donovan Danhausen Additional Tags: becoming friends, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Danhausen is strange, Orange Cassidy is also strange, They bond over their strange-ness and chinese food, implied: Chuck Taylor/Orange Cassidy Series: Part 2 of Danhausen + Friends Summary:

Some how, in the weirdness of the world, these two total opposites find solace in one another. Orange Cassidy and Danhausen are the best of friends.

#Danhausen #Orange Cassidy #aew fanfic #sup nerds!!! #that's affectionate dw <3 #I wrote more things (these had actually been in my drafts) #(these two fics were the first Danhausen fics I had ever made) #I love these two idiots so much and there's only two fics written about them and they're both smut so :/ #not bashing those authors at all tho!!! love the fics ASKDFJ;LSDJ #I just think these two deserve some nice fluff friendship fics #because they are the bestest of friends #I'm gonna cry- #this is also just a small psa for any of my new reader: I get burned out pretty fucking easy LADKJF;LS #like i write so many ideas at once and then I go silent #but wrestling is super active and alive so I hope that won't happen again #*I look behind me at all my basically abdoned fics that belong to very active fandoms* ignore those <3 #anyway!! enjoy please!! mwah mwah mwah!!!

[artificer-dice]

A new d4 shape? A new option may be coming soon!

#dice teaser video #? #I guess that tag works #I made two different versions of this and the one that was shaped like a deformed d8 just didn't feel right to me #also I am working on the shaped liquid core prototypes #Garrett is currently printing shells for those as I'm typing this #the nerd started the print right before going to dnd with his college group #and I say nerd affectionately because I love him #but anyway #i like this version where it's more like a d10 because I couldn't get the other version to look right but #i instantly loved this one so that's always a good sign #it feels more like it would fit with a set #and i already modeled up the shells and the blank for it as well #i'm just weirdly nervous to send it off to print #i'll likely send it off tomorrow #also I will probably share the first liquid-core set I made on here soon #it is the shaped shells but the finishing process needs some refinement #I call them the Icarus dice after that one comment on the post I made with the 3d models #they have multiple things in them and they're a decent proof of concept #just not quite where I want them to be yet #also i have another project I'm editing a video for that I made weeks ago #which will be my first tiktok for the shop #which is nerve-wrecking and exciting #i'm an introvert and I usually am a lurker on social media so it's tough for me to put things like this out there #dice render #video

[yusukenui]

theres no way im finishing both episodes in a day, but the best thing to come out of this so far is jonathan being a loving older brother to parallel everything billy was as a brother to max, which was hateful at best

#stranger things spoilers #i guess? im not saying anythinh u didnt know already #ok but actual spoilers now #the scene in the van when jonathan is looking at the kiddos in the back and he tears up when he sees will tear up? #or the fact that he was already all teary before will was choking back his sobs... how did mike not notice 🙁 #jonathan ilysm... ure such an amazing older brother idx #hes so real for bringing up something insane from their childhood and then comforting him #im here for siblings that love each other actually the brothers that hate each other trope is so tired #anyways... them #and the will and eleven hug is so important to me !!! #i love will for being a sweety sibling ☹️ hes so sweet and so petty #billy totally loved max im not saying he didnt but he also hated her and vice versa #if billy had survived maybe they wouldve been on terms... maybe not on siblings that hug each other kind of terms but definitely terms #im going to sleep now because i shouldve been asleep ummm yesterday 😃👊 #st4 spoilers #omg my nerd tag holdonnn ☹️ #the nerd talks #yeahhhh!!!

[evening-rose-309]

to not spoil it, they quietly killed off the ncr for absolutely no reason and made the BOS victors for some reason.

house is not dead, but for majority fucked over at the battle of the hoover dam. how it is not stated yet.

but you’re pretty much correct everything else, so real “let’s wipe the slate clean bullshit”.

Of course he lost the dam.

The NCR was the main force behind Hoover Dam's acquisition in the first place, wrenching it out from under Caesar at the last second when Hanlon and the Rangers pulled their hail mary.

Without the Bear of the West, the Three Families probably defected into Caesar or fell to the Legion or just straight up deserted House once they realized a couple hundred tanks on tricycles would never be able to stand up to the Several Thousand Trained Berserkers that make up Caesar's Legion by year 2277.

I'm just curious as to what the Tin Can Buffoons will do to him when they find him. Or if he's made contact with Boston yet as his own last stand hail mary, though that part's purely wishful thinking.

#honest comrade i'm sittin' here coming up with all the ways i can improve on my own aus and crossovers #simply by observing this highway pileup #and being all like 'huh well if they can do that–' #of course most fan-creationists aren't trying to impose new cannons on everybody else #and regardless of whether or not it's entertaining that doesn't make it right #to basically make it a precedent to say: #“YO NERDS! SEE THIS THING THAT YOU LIKE? #“WE FUCK YOU WE'RE GONNA TURN INTO A PISSASS SHAMBLER OF WHAT YOU LOVED ABOUT IT #“BECAUSE WE LIKE MONEY AND MAKING PEOPLE FIGHT EACH OTHER ON THE INTERNET” #“AND YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO SEE THIS THING THAT YOU LOVE EVER BE HONORED BY US EVER AGAIN HAHA FUCKING LOSERS—” #i mean what does that say about media and the industry around it as a whole? #that it doesn't care about its consumers so long as it's progressing? #anyway this is getting rambly #to the people who like the show: good for you there's something nice for you to tune into on your one day off #but me well i go to an art-film school #i get to see how this warped perception of how the audience will receive our art #(—a perception fostered by bigwigs with marketing degrees—) #effects the mindsets of the people responsible for my education and and also my peers #if the consumer consensus looks like 'oh these graphics look really good the game must be awesome!' #and the market research shows those games sell without any other facet of them being affected #then the industry is going to keep making beautiful but hollow games #sequels that don't care about their predecessor's lore to either continue or transform and improve upon it #sequels that get made into streaming serials of the same mindset #the idea that you can just throw away your previous audience because there will be new and “correct” people who will enjoy you stuff #is also a trend that i've noticed #for better or worse #and it truly is #a bit of a tragedy #fallout tv show spoilers

[cheonstapes]

Nothing in my mind but nerd! Miguel and titties.

I'm going back to sleep.

miguel o’hara stars in… ‘YOUR BOOBS LOOK HEAVY, LET ME HOLD ‘EM FOR YOU” ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

a/n ~ i am so downbad for nerd miguel, what the fuck. titties, titties, titties, titties, rocking everywhere! thank you nonnie!!!! love you !! creds to @nymphomatique 💗

summary; you let miguel sleep over for the first time, and it definitely won’t be the last.

wc; 1.3k+

pairings; nerd!miguel x fem!reader

cw; SMUT!!, titties, body worship basically, switch!miguel, switch!reader, reader has pierced nipples, spanking, anal play, slapping, anal fingering, breeding kink/impregnation kink, cumming in pants, cumming kinda untouched?, biting, dry humping, they’re in love idc, nawt proofread - why did this take me like a week

miguel had been such a good boy for you, making sure you passed all your exams for this semester - you decided that he deserved a little treat

you invited him over one weekend to your dorm, telling him he was allowed to sleep over

he’s never moved faster with the way he packed up his bag and ran to your dorm which is on the other side of the campus

when he got there he was all sweaty n panting heavy, it was a little pathetic how eager he was but you let him in, making sure he went a took a shower asap

to be honest, you didn’t expect it to be hard for you to keep your hands to yourself, especially when your little boytoy is walking around your dorm in that combo - grey sweats and a tight wife beater, you can even see the outline of his abs

he followed you around like a lost puppy, it was cute at least. he couldn’t go two seconds without latching onto you in some way

he was just so excited! getting to spend time with his not-yet-but-almost girlfriend, seeing you in all your natural glory. you thought you had it bad? try hiding a hard-on whilst the woman of your dreams is walking around in booty shorts and a braless cami

speaking of that, miguel could just about make out your puffy, little, nipples through the fabric of your thin shirt - hello kitty barbells piercing your nipples

fuck, he was hard. and those sweats he was wearing weren’t making it any less obvious

miguel loves your tits. period. kneading the soft flesh, sucking on then, biting them. sometimes, whenever he cums inside, he imagines them filled up with milk - he would do anything to get you knocked up

you knew how horny he was, you could be wearing a trash bag and he’d still be as smitten for you as he is every second

so you made a decision - you told him to sleep on the floor.

you almost felt bad, almost

he looked like a kicked puppy, your 6’9 almost-boyfriend pouting like a child

i mean, you gave him a pillow and a blanket at least - plus, you have heated floors. it’s not that bad

he slept right on the side of your bed, making sure to face you directly so he could watch you sleep (not in a creepy way, he just loves you T^T)

you even made sure you were hanging just a little bit over the edge of your bed, an arm hanging over the side - a silent invitation for him to hold your hand

he was sleeping fine for a good while, hands still laced tightly with yours - but he was getting restless not touching you for so long

he stood up, as quietly as his huge ass feet would let him, walking round to the other side of the bed and sliding in

it creaked loudly but you were fast asleep anyway, so he moved closer

he wrapped a beefy arm around your middle, hand coming to rest on your chest

oh. yeah, your tits.

now he was hard again

he pressed himself against you, completely spooning you, large hands sliding under your cami and groping your tits

you weren’t an idiot though, you knew this was gonna happen - having calculated every possibility before he came. you would rather die than admit you were a bit nervous about him sleeping over too

you purposely wore the cami cause you knew it would rile him up, n he always took such good care of his mommy’s pretty tits

you turned to look at him, smiling teasingly - “why’re you in my bed, hm?”

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miguel felt like he was in deep shit, he knew how easily you could flip on him despite that pretty smile. he immediately retracted his hand, stammering as he tried to sit up. “s-sorry, i just missed you. i…i couldn’t sleep, ‘n you just look so gorgeous when you sleep and i couldn’t help myself-“ god, he always talks so much. with a tight grip on his bicep, you drag him back down to the bed, pushing him down on the plush pillows as you straddle his waist.

he was so pretty beneath you. glasses laid somewhere on the floor, curly hairs framing his face. his hands gripped your ass, whining quietly as he ground up against you. “mommy…” you placed your hands on his chest, keeping him pinned to the bed as you leaned forward. he felt like he couldn’t breathe, your tits were resting just above his face, hard nipples grazing his lips. yeah, he was definitely gonna fuck a baby into you one day.

his hands moved up to your hips, squeezing the flesh before he placed a hand on your upper back pulling you down completely. miguel’s tongue snaked out to lick at your hard nipples, the sensation of the cold barbells on his tongue making his hips jerk up against the crotch of your tight shorts. “shit...when d’you get them pierced?”

you rolled your eyes, lifting up your shirt and grabbing the back of his head - pushing his mouth to your tit, grinding salaciously against his clothed cock. “none of your fuckin’ business. if you wanna suck on my tits, then shut up and suck.” you didn’t have to tell him twice.

he sucked hard, unable to resist imagining them filled up with milk, all swollen and heavy, you round with his kid- SMACK. his head whipped to the side, lips slipping off your spit-soaked nipple as he stared up at you in shock. his cheek was stinging, but his cock was straining even harder against the fabric, twitching as his face thrummed with pain. “stop thinkin’, and suck harder. you should even be grateful i’m lettin’ you sleep here, so worship mommy’s tits like you mean it.”

miguel grasped your ass once again, large hands digging into the flesh as he caressed your soft skin through your skimpy shorts, sneakily pulling the waistband down as he ran his fingers down to your cunt. ‘course you were wet, slick staining his sweats. he collected some on his fingers, dragging it back up to your puckered hole, thrusting two wet fingers inside as other hand controls your movements.

“f-fuck, wait, you dickhead.” he continued to suckle on your breasts, flicking and teasing your nipples, tugging on the barbell’s softly as his fingers sped up. your body was quivering in pleasure, his free hand spanking your ass occasionally whenever you would pull yourself away from his mouth - massaging the reddened flesh soothingly afterwards.

his mouth and tongue were downright sinful. the sensation racking over your whole body as your orgasm steadily approached, the swirling fire in your lower belly lighting up. you weren’t the only one, though. miguel was hardly keeping himself together, thick thighs trembling as he tried to keep himself from spilling out his cum in his boxers, the tip of his cock peeking out of his waistband. all he wanted to do was see you writhe in pleasure, see that beautiful face of yours glowing in ecstasy after your release.

you would always let out this adorable, whiny moan when you were close, lips parting, small breathy pants - he knew you better than he knew himself. he was more motivated than ever, fingers moving a bruising speed, tongue relentless. he tugged on your piercing hard, a hand coming to rub your engorged clit through your thong. “m-miguelll - shit, baby - ugh.” creamy liquid coated your panties, not your cum - but his. the red tip spurting out thick loads all over his stomach, the sticky mess tangling with his happy trail ‘n pooling in his navel.

“t-thank…fuck- thank you, mommy.”

you pushed him back to the floor, curling up in the blankets - cheeks heating up as you muttered. “yeah, whatever. shut the fuck up and go to sleep.”

“goodnight, sleep well p-pretty.”

“…night, miguel.”

yeah, you were falling for him - hard.

- my titties are small but he’d hold them like they weighed the world

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