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tenderjock · 2 years
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@hauntedfalcon: Steven doing an American accent sounds like a perfect opportunity for Oscar Isaac to break out his best Chunnam impression
steven: howdy. Y’all. marc, from layla’s compact: steven i swear to fucking god -
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leofrith · 5 months
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sorry for the rarepair brainrot!! it's terminal. from a little one-shot i've been picking away at:
Her eyes are kind, her skin is warm, and it has been far too long since anyone has touched him with anything other than violence.
for every "🌹" received in my inbox i'll post one random sentence of a random WIP i'm currently writing
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s0ftpining · 6 months
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WIP ask game #22 please!!
it’s so hard to come up with something insignificant! i’ll say it’s set in the evening, it’s very misty, and sean’s coat is too thin :’(
tysm for asking!!
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furiousfinnstan · 2 years
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"Yelena's lungs hollow out, shrivel and then trail by her throat"
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humanbeanisnotamused · 6 months
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i like to imagine that it has honestly and genuinely never crossed jean's mind that people might have sexual thoughts about her tits
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xombigirl · 7 months
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Thank you @hauntedfalcon for shoving my brain fully into "The Coramar-Seelies would be Drift Compatible" territory based on this photo.
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D&D: Honor Among Thieves (Xenk/Edgin) fic rec list:
These are just based on those I've read and loved so far. There are so many incredible works coming out of this new fandom that I'm sure I'll have enough recs for a second post in another month or so.
Because this turned onto a bit of a long post, the recs are below the cut.
I've marked the rating by each fic, but please do mind the tags!
Curse of the Green Hag by @moorishflower (E, 16k)
Xenk contracts a fuck-or-die curse and turns up on Edgin's doorstep for the first time since Neverwinter. Also contains an excellent cameo from Holga, a bit of bondage, Xenk's first time, and A Lot of emotions. And of course the actual smut is top tier. Already wanting to read this one again.
High Praise Indeed by enchantedsleeper (T, 3k)
Xenk stops by Holga and Edgin's cottage to find Edgin in the throes of a breakup. In the process of trying to persuade Edgin of his many worthy qualities, he accidentally reveals a little too much. Short and very sweet, with cameos from Holga and Kira. Would recommend for fans of pining idiots.
in the absence of truth by @floralprintshark (E, 13k)
Five times Ed says that he hates Xenk and one time he doesn't. Yes, a 5+1 things, but oh it's so much more than that! There are heists and hijinks, accidental asshole Edgin, uncertain and inexperienced Xenk, and a hint of polyamory between Simon and Doric, but the whole party are featured and written perfectly here. Also contains Many emotions. I sent this one to the group chat, and we were ALL screaming about it (in the best way)
Universal Glue by Korwwa (E, 10k)
A rescue mission goes wrong, and Xenk and Edgin get caught in, yes, a glue trap. The premise may sound like a crack fic, but it's definitely taken seriously, whilst still being very fun. Plus a wee bit of angst for (delicious) seasoning.
Scraping the Moss Off the Standing Stones by @letmetellyouaboutmyfeels (E, 4k)
Established relationship, Xenk comes home after a long time away and Edgin takes care of him. Oh boy, this fic sure packs a lot into just 4k words, and I feel like the author just Gets how I imagine Xenk - always seen as holy or evil, but just wanting to be treated like a person. Also very hot - I'm weak for some well-written dirty talk and this is perfect.
When the well runs dry by demon_faith (G, 2k)
Part one of the Time Heals All Wounds series, which can either be read as a series or as stand-alone fics. Established relationship, Edgin is badly injured, and Xenk is unable to heal him. A classic hurt/comfort with a good bit of Edgin whump, and Xenk struggling with the reality of that.
On the edge of a blade by demon_faith (T, 3k)
Part two of the series, again established relationship. This time, Xenk gets badly hurt, and it's up to Edgin to take care of him. Heavy on both the hurt and the comfort.
lay on hands by @hauntedfalcon (E, 2k)
A getting-together/first-time fic, with a healthy dose of body worship. Xenk gets off on Edgin's metaphors. Beautifully written, and also my initial thoughts were - this is an author who sure is clued up on the names of medieval clothing/armor.
half your life (you've been hooked on death) by roundtriptojupiter (T, 2.5k)
Edgin struggles to process the events of the past six months, when Xenk turns up at his doorstep. Or, Edgin and Xenk process grief together, then kiss about it. A great exploration of Edgin's emotions, not only regarding Zia and Holga, but of the other people he may have harmed along the way.
We can burn much brighter (if we don't look back) by enchantedsleeper (T, 6k)
Xenk apprehends Forge and learns of the events that transpired at Neverwinter. Grappling with the fact that his past almost repeated itself while he was too far away to help, he encounters Edgin. Such a lovely post-movie fic, exploring just how Edgin and Xenk are processing their feelings in the wake of it.
Do you know you'll never fly alone? by MayGlenn (T, 1.2k)
Something a bit more light-hearted to end the recs list on: a fix-it of sorts, but for the poor undead guy in the post-credits scene. Xenk takes Edgin on a late night ride, to fix an issue he'd left behind, but maybe for something more also...
And that's that for now! Please do feel free to recommend your favourite D&D: Honor Among Thieves fics in return, or yell about which of these you loved the most. My comments and inbox are always open :))
And to the fic writers (and all fic writers out there), thank you so much for sharing these stories with us! You're all absolutely wonderful, talented people <3
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teaweltzer · 7 months
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Day 3 PC introductions - Maeve ( @hauntedfalcon )
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rabbit-exe · 2 months
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writing patterns
Rules: list the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there's a pattern! I'm going in chronological order from oldest to newest, here
1. The buzzing is the first thing she notices.
2. "You need a minute?" Sean asks, only halfway joking, as Marion catches his breath.
3. Marion is beating his hands bloody against the locked metal door with enough force to be audible on other levels of the facility.
4. He can't breathe.
5. "Are you in pain?" Jean asks him, as she lays her pristine gloved hand gently atop one of his lungs.
6. To put it plainly, Marion is not doing well.
7. "You gonna behave?" Sean asks, managing to sound only slightly breathless as he breaks away from the bruising kiss.
8. Marion is cold, and confused, and so, so tired, but it's okay.
9. "If you love me so much, Sean," Marion spits.
10. At first, Jean isn't sure what she's looking at.
I do a lot of in media res, as it turns out! enjoy the lack of prior context, nerds, apparently I'm makin' you figure it out as we go along
I was tagged by the lovely @rzepi, and am tagging @ziracona, @the-wizard-stabby. @roundtriptojupiter, @ultraviolet-eucatastrophe, @argyleheir and @hauntedfalcon!
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astrabear · 7 months
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Get to Know Me tag game
I was tagged by @beepbeepsan
Relationship status: single
Favorite colors: burgundy (the whole wine/dark reddish-purple family)
Three favorite foods: no idea how to answer this, there are so many foods I love. I will try to pick three: mango, risotto, the custom lemon cake with raspberry buttercream that I can no longer get because the bakery closed
Song stuck in my head: "I Love You Goodbye," Thomas Dolby
Last song I listened to: "Mr. Mistoffeles," from Cats. The original Broadway cast recording, not the movie.
Last thing I Googled: "cat suddenly more affectionate" because in the last week Truffle has gone from "curls up on my chest once every few months" to "curls up on my chest several times a day" and I love it but also I am a very anxious person. (It could be because she's not feeling well, but she shows no other signs of illness.)
Time: almost 9pm
Dream Trip: there are a lot of places it would be cool to see but honestly I just really want to visit the people I know in various parts of the world. And I want to go somewhere while the cherry trees are blossoming. (I went to NYC once specifically for the cherry blossoms but thanks to global warming they were all on the ground by the time I got there.)
Anything I really want right now: I want a slushie so bad y'all
tagging...um... @ongreenergrasses, @flawlessassholes, @hauntedfalcon. If you want. No pressure.
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johnnyspells · 7 months
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9 people you would like to get to know better
thank you @brionbroadway for the tag 🥰
1) 3 ships: collerty, zelink and chorange. chorange is chuck taylor/orange cassidy aka two wrestlers and I wish that wasn't their names but there we go jggkgk
2) first ever ship: i think it was 10/master from doctor who
3) last song: bom bom - sam and the womp
4) last movie: mrs doubtfire
5) currently reading: wool by hugh howey (silo the TV series was just so fucking good)
6) currently watching: I watch aew every week but honestly I'm just going through the dropout catalogue and watching random eps of stuff I haven't watched yet. also trying to finish dungeons and drag queens!
7) currently consuming: hot lemon and ginger tea with honey and a whole bunch of tissues as I've unfortunately got the lurgy 🤧
8) currently craving: I too also need it to be 18.30 GMT so the new dropout trailer is released! but I also am craving chocolate because when am I not craving chocolate
tagging: @5ftboy @hauntedfalcon @heyitsphoenixx @chaosgenasi @glitterinlowgravity @twinklestarss @dandylorian @counterspelling @blueearphones but no pressure!!
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leofrith · 1 year
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I would like to hear about Hail the Mand'alor 👀
this is my valhalla star wars au that i can't stop thinking about!! it's making me crazy!!!! i thought my longfic was the most self-indulgent thing i've ever written but i was wrong, this is so so so much worse.
this is mostly a planning doc so what little i actually have written really isn't fit for public consumption for the most part. but by god i will put eivor in Situations in this fic. there's childhood trauma! force visions! haunted darksaber (in a sense)! murdering fascists! etc etc. here's a little no-context snippet that i haven't posted yet:
Eivor’s fingers brush heated metal. The touch is fleeting, unintentional. The periphery of her vision closes in until she can see only a pinpoint of light. But within that rapidly shrinking field, behind Kjotve’s hulking form, she sees her father.
send me a title from my wip list and i'll post a snippet or tell you something about it!
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s0ftpining · 6 months
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#i. may be writing #marion time loop fic
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
your post made me YELL!! it’s been a while since my writing brain has been turned on but marion time loop consumed my brain only days after watching ep 1 so i hope i can bring all these ideas to fruition
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furiousfinnstan · 4 months
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@blackvestals tagged me to post 9 movies that i watched for the first time in 2023 thank you🖤this was theee most tragic movie watching year for me truly I barely saw anything💔
I'm tagging @lautakwah @hauntedfalcon @sovietunion @intothewalls @appsa @shesnake @capricornpropaganda
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hauntedfalcon · 1 year
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form: you must select an honorific. this field is required. there is an asterisk and everything. if you do not choose an honorific, the registration will not go through. the only options are Mr. or Mrs.
confirmation email: thank you for registering, Ms. Hauntedfalcon!
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