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Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

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#my hair takes FOREVER to dry. like hell am I washing it at night

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Like it's nice when an actor has Good Opinions but I don't. Think it's actually of earth-shattering importance. I don't think we have to wait breathlessly to learn what every actor thinks about everything. If they're in a position to do something sure but I'm not sure why "pressure supporting cast members on a TV show I like to Make A Statement" is a high priority especially when the stakes aren't "make them do something with their platform" but "make it so it's okay for me to keep watching this TV show I like"

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

#I am so slow at replying but please. please hit me with random headcanons about our blorbos #please tell me you experience carnal feelings for Themberchaud

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You are were the best of us. Sleep well.

Bonus Matt:

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@nightlyponder right??? No Mercy Mercer suddenly realized the gang's out of diamonds and divine magic 4G is still spotty 😅

incredible! you can pinpoint the exact second Matt realizes he might actually TPK the party

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what a great fucking death for the best possible character to die!

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everyone at the table including Matt: *openly weeping*

Sam: *texting*

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“I am alive for the first time… because they made me alive” okay. okay. okay I’m fine this is f i n e

#Critical Role SPOILERS for ts #I mean I knew it would be sad! Sam does incredible death scenes!

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okay I’m at the detonation negotiations and I’m actually a little sad. godspeed to my second least favorite Sam Riegel character

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like we all talk about people having backup characters

but what kind of plan do you think Matt has in the event of a TPK to reset the entire fucking table but still be able to continue the story without losing too much ground

incredible! you can pinpoint the exact second Matt realizes he might actually TPK the party

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“don’t you get to choose to detonate” oh my god. oh my god Laura did this

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incredible! you can pinpoint the exact second Matt realizes he might actually TPK the party

#Critical Role SPOILERS for ts #it turns out! when you design an NPC to kill an archdruid and push a PC to the brink of death and hopelessness so she gets exalted #that NPC Might Be A Little OP

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it is fucking incredible to me that after fighting this person the first time, in the course of leveling up several times, no one took Sentinel

#Critical Role SPOILERS for ts #I mean I guess they get that Matt hates Sentinel #but as somebody who loves Sentinel and tries to get as much mileage out of it as possible even though I took a semi ranged subclass #watching everyone group up on Otohan for the sake of flanking… and then… not be able to do anything when she attacks one of those two people #is… frustrating to say the least

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pops 😭😭😭

you fuckers didn’t warn me about Chetney

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on the one hand, if rezzing Chetney is the last thing FCG ever does, good for him

on the other, Travis just wanted to eat his burger

you fuckers didn’t warn me about Chetney

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SPARK! OF! RAU’SHAN! SPARK! OF! RAU’SHAN!!!!!!

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